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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Feb 8 17:17:44 2018 No.10115513 [Reply] [Original]

a friend of a friend is having a party, go to it, see this and your dick starts getting hard....

where do you start among this smorgasbord of succulents?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 17:20:13 2018 No.10115531 File: 32 KB, 397x580, A Cat Is Fine Too.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is that urchin roe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 17:51:59 2018 No.10115717 >>10115513 Id start with that spicy crab topped rolls over in the front, Jesus OP, I need this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 17:55:00 2018 No.10115729 I will only eat sushi if it's within ~15 seconds of leaving the chefs hands

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 17:56:24 2018 No.10115737 >>10115513 >dick starts getting hard incorrect. >where do you start by leaving because it's laden with food poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 17:57:53 2018 No.10115748 >>10115513 is that a fucking subway? what the fuck is going on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 17:58:09 2018 No.10115750 >>10115729 You're an idiot cause sushi isn't fresh fish if it's good. They let it sit to let the flavors mix.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:00:19 2018 No.10115757 File: 278 KB, 2880x960, Subway Robbery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115748 No anon. That is a boat. Subways use rails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:03:47 2018 No.10115773 >Eat $50 worth of sushi >Hungry again 30 minutes later

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:05:02 2018 No.10115778 File: 81 KB, 720x720, 1501550226196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115513 >yfw everyone starts grabbing from it with bare, unwashed hands

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:13:14 2018 No.10115819 it will look like a third class buffet wrap up after the first ppl took some rolls

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:13:27 2018 No.10115820 >>10115513 I will have the flowers, thank.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:13:47 2018 No.10115822 >>10115729 >>10115737 >t. homosexual

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:16:15 2018 No.10115834 >>10115778 >grabbing from it you mean with chopsticks or are you a fucking animal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:19:37 2018 No.10115851 >>10115834 I always carry my chopsticks around with me at parties where sushi is served, and I definitely remember to use them once I am drunk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:24:18 2018 No.10115880 >>10115834 >implying retard Americans at a party know how to use chopsticks If anything they'll use tongs and destroy the rolls around the ones they pick out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:27:04 2018 No.10115893 I'd prematurely ejaculate and not be interested in it any more like always happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:30:58 2018 No.10115911 File: 24 KB, 800x600, jiro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115513 I'd start by asking my friend where xe met Jeff Bezos, because I can't imagine anyone else being able to afford this much fish on rice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:57:21 2018 No.10116074 >>10115911 Jiro dreams of you being found dead impaled on your 14” horse dildo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:43:06 2018 No.10117446 >>10115513 I wouldn't eat sushi that's been sitting out for who know's how long because it's intended for a party

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:47:05 2018 No.10117466 >>10115513 Wow. A bunch of shitty room tempreature costco sushi on an ironing board. How extravagant ! Kys , OP.

Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:04:41 2018 No.10117527
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>>10115513
Grab that lemon in the back and squeeze that sucker all over the sashimi ,follow by eating all of the California rolls . Ask for some spicy teriyaki if your friend has any

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:22:04 2018 No.10117605 >mass produced raw fish thats been sit at room temp for 20 minutes no thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:11:11 2018 No.10117758 File: 1.04 MB, 533x300, 1495244479204.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115513 Grab a few at random and pop open an asahi and I am on cloud 9.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:18:07 2018 No.10117772 >>10115513 I have every reason to believe I could eat this whole masterpiece singlehandedly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:21:55 2018 No.10117781 >>10115513 >where do you start Get some nigiri while the gettin's good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:46:39 2018 No.10117839 >>10115513 I'll take the.... >No Masago Sushi. Ehhh.... I'll take a Tobiko roll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:02:40 2018 No.10117880 >>10117781 you really think anyone at that "party" would go for the best cuts? "ew that's grody anon, have one of these luke warm California rolls instead...they're so exotic"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:26:45 2018 No.10117957 File: 17 KB, 308x325, 1513680726756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115513 My 15 day no fap streak -- gone >tfw I thought /ck/ was safe

Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:43:50 2018 No.10118000
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>>10115513
>expensive food hanging so far off the table
>on both sides
It really only takes one mistake in a crowded room for hundreds of dollars to go straight into the trash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:48:00 2018 No.10118017 >only 22 nigiri I wait till nobody is looking and I take them all. I then strategically hide them around the place so that I can retrieve them at my leisure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:55:51 2018 No.10118037 >>10115513 oh no no no i dont eat raw fish! do i look like a cat to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:01:45 2018 No.10118052 >>10117605 >raw fish thats been sit at room temp for 20 minutes >>10115778 >grabbing from it with bare, unwashed hands Who gives a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 05:33:42 2018 No.10118392 >>10115513 I'd lowkey eat all of this and leave

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 05:43:22 2018 No.10118412 >>10118392 >lowkey

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 05:45:55 2018 No.10118418 >>10115750 no they dont you retard gaijin

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 05:49:11 2018 No.10118422 File: 38 KB, 400x400, VXHQUUZJ_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118418

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:11:20 2018 No.10118450 >all that sushi someone is getting COMPED

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 14:57:52 2018 No.10120040 >>10115513 >all that rice >not one batch of sashimi Fuck you. t. diabetic

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:50:23 2018 No.10120346 >>10115513 >jokingly ask the host if they brought sushi for anyone else and mimic picking up the entire tray I'd probably start with one or two pieces of each kind depending on how many people are there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:17:47 2018 No.10120774 >>10115513 Have fun with the worms. Amateur sushi is great...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:26:11 2018 No.10120807 >>10118422 lol what a human being

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:30:59 2018 No.10120827 File: 27 KB, 599x400, sad_man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10120346 you must be fun at parties, anon like unironically unlike me ;__;

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:33:52 2018 No.10120844 >>10117781 This is what I came to say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:41:25 2018 No.10120878 >>10115513 Wow look at all of that food that'll barely be eaten and inevitbly thrown in the trash. Great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 20:06:23 2018 No.10121645 >>10115513 start at the airborne illness and bacteria growth for how long that has been sitting out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:31:05 2018 No.10122258 Goddamn sushi is delicious. And some vegetable rolls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 02:06:54 2018 No.10123118 >>10115513 If they have eel, then the eel

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 02:11:27 2018 No.10123134 >>10115513 I tilt the table up and let whatever falls in pour it into my open mouth

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 02:25:55 2018 No.10123195 >>10115513 my fat ass thought that was sweets instead of vegetables

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 02:33:21 2018 No.10123224 >>10117772 Are you overweight enough?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 02:36:52 2018 No.10123237 >>10117880 >have one of these luke warm California rolls instead...they're so exotic" Spotted the flyover.

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