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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:18:01 2018 No.10114958 File: 14 KB, 326x325, slap-chop-as-seen-on-tv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10114944 or just use a slapchop

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:25:52 2018 No.10114997 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, 1515525715318.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:27:57 2018 No.10115010 File: 515 KB, 500x258, 1516487685025.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10114944 Have any more gifs or webems like the beginning of the webem?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:28:18 2018 No.10115012 >>10114997 can I get your recipe for ferros fluid

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:28:41 2018 No.10115014 >>10114944 Don't cut off the stem until the end. There. Problem solved. Now you don't have to do any of that stupid soccer mom shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:42:39 2018 No.10115082 >>10114958 Gotta say, he was right about the nuts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 15:45:46 2018 No.10115095 >>10115082 I still have my slapchop after 10 years now,pretty easy to clean as well

Anonymous Thu Feb 8 16:02:35 2018 No.10115145
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>>10114944
>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer
>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with katana
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 cook cutting a spasming fish
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible

Anonymous Thu Feb 8 16:03:52 2018 No.10115150
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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 16:27:03 2018 No.10115252 >>10115150 >>10115145 hide post

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 16:29:20 2018 No.10115262 >>10115252 the previous webm thread had some pretty good new webm's.like it or not, this shaming technique actually works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 16:36:31 2018 No.10115295 >>10115262 >shaming technique

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 16:46:36 2018 No.10115342 >>10115145 >>10115150 a mod deleted your posts in the last thread, keep it up and they'll ban you for being too autistic for /ck/ which I guess you could say is an achievement

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 16:47:52 2018 No.10115348 File: 2.68 MB, 720x720, deep frying.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hi

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 17:50:24 2018 No.10115702 File: 677 KB, 640x360, 1511048176127.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:28:40 2018 No.10115901 File: 744 KB, 1280x720, 1512775806620.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:32:09 2018 No.10115915 >>10114997 haha he actually made that oobleck shit wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:35:47 2018 No.10115930 File: 2.51 MB, 640x360, lobster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115252 >>10115342 fuck you guys >>10115145 I'm happy to have made the list 3 times

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:35:52 2018 No.10115932 File: 474 KB, 627x632, 1487600537626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10114944 >tfw chopping onions doesn't make me cry

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:37:04 2018 No.10115936 File: 1.79 MB, 640x360, fruit2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:37:14 2018 No.10115937 >>10115901 I thought this webm might actually go somewhere, but apparently it was just, "wear a fucking glove when cutting peppers". Stupid and pointless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:38:25 2018 No.10115946 >>10115930 ikr? it is like hall of fame yet the autists here keep reeeeeing whenever they see it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:38:30 2018 No.10115948 File: 621 KB, 1280x720, foodhack2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115937

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:39:27 2018 No.10115956 >>10115936 >Americans have to market their mayonnaise as real i never heard of fake mayonnaise

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:39:34 2018 No.10115958 >>10114944 Holding a knife with your index finger on the top destabilizes the blade and increases the chance of fucking up your hand. Has she EVER watched literally any cooking TV show?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:40:26 2018 No.10115961 File: 1.75 MB, 640x360, cow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:41:32 2018 No.10115972 File: 2.32 MB, 640x360, noodlemonster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:41:49 2018 No.10115975 >>10115956 Its called miracle whip or sandwich spread. Also I'm pretty sure Europeans buy Hellman's mayo just like Americans do. That guy just has some bulk costco shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:42:02 2018 No.10115976 >>10114944 or just cut them and cry because there is literally nothing wrong with crying?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:45:01 2018 No.10115992 >>10115936 DO AMERICANS REALLY

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:46:20 2018 No.10116004 >>10115992 yes, especially the midwestern states

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:46:44 2018 No.10116006 >>10115936 >13s >I see a ghost WTF FLEW OUT OF THAT BOWL

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:54:25 2018 No.10116054 >>10115961 Holy shit what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:56:31 2018 No.10116065 >>10115348 AHAHALMAOhe did a lil shake toooOOH LOL

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:58:38 2018 No.10116084 >>10115961 Wtf is this

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:58:39 2018 No.10116083 >>10115348 When he moved the pot from the hob it spilled more oil kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 18:59:39 2018 No.10116089 >>10116054 Science.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 19:04:24 2018 No.10116114 >>10116054 >>10116084 Fistulated cow. They do that so they can monitor things about its stomach for research. It doesn't really bother the cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 20:31:39 2018 No.10116580 >>10115012 thats not ferros fluid at all its a non neutonian substance called oobleck by hipsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 20:35:57 2018 No.10116602 >>10114944 if you are cutting an onion and it hurts your eyes, you don't know what you are doing and should not be in the kitchen. cutting an onion takes less than a minute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 20:38:44 2018 No.10116617 >>10115948 I do this but I put eggs in the carton, because you know... it's an egg carton.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 20:50:13 2018 No.10116669 >>10116114 Hello mister Monsanto. Let me cut a hole in you and see how you like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 20:53:41 2018 No.10116689 >>10115961 Fucking soulless chinks...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:08:00 2018 No.10116766 >>10116669 People live with stomas just fine. This is even less obtrusive than those for the most part and doesn't hurt them. Not sure if Monsanto uses them, as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:32:50 2018 No.10116872 >>10116689 Is this a joke? It's a fairly common scientific procedure to measure various affects on the stomach etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:34:54 2018 No.10116880 >>10115937 The best part is that it's a fucking sweet pepper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:35:35 2018 No.10116882 >>10114944 i want to fuck that girl in the ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:39:28 2018 No.10116902 >>10115348 >Jack Black

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:41:12 2018 No.10116907 File: 30 KB, 400x400, 1501288115571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115145 >>10115150

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:47:02 2018 No.10116931 >>10116669 Monsanto is plants, child.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:51:13 2018 No.10116952 >>10116114 Yeah how do you know? The cow definitely looked over when the dude reached inside

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Anonymous Thu Feb 8 21:58:08 2018 No.10116986

>>10116931
monsanto make the gmo grains that are fed to cows.
child
monsanto cut the holes in cows to pour in digestive liquids to force the digestion of these grains because cows can't digest them naturally.
child
this produces methane which is killing the planet (and the cows).
child
toxins from the gmo grains also filters down into the flesh of the cow that humans eat and into the milk that the cow produces that humans drink
child
that's why milk needs to go through ten million different filters and heat treatments and why raw milk is b&
child

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:00:18 2018 No.10116994 >>10114944 I can't remember the last time I cried while chopping onions. And I chop some almost every day. Mainly red onions. Sometimes spanish. Not sure if that makes a difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:07:09 2018 No.10117032 >>10116986 yeah and the monsanto guy is fucking 10/10 bitches and making millions while you sit here shitposting on /ck/ child

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:10:33 2018 No.10117053 >>10116952 There's no nerve endings in your guts There's actually no way to feel it t. fistulated human

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:14:52 2018 No.10117069 >>10115972 fukushima cuttlefish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:19:21 2018 No.10117086 >>10116986 holy fuck I'm never drinking milk again desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:24:20 2018 No.10117109 >>10115348 Is he pouring gasoline on it at :22?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:24:25 2018 No.10117110 >>10116006 ahhhh hahahaahh I watched it so many times and have no idea. Good catch. >>10115936 This guy seems really nice, something about him is very likable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:27:30 2018 No.10117126 File: 2.75 MB, 500x280, 1497184241029.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:27:56 2018 No.10117128 >>10115930 >the pincher has become the pinched

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:28:02 2018 No.10117129 >>10117109 Water

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:40:03 2018 No.10117191 >>10116967 did it died

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:41:54 2018 No.10117199 >>10117191 Just sleepy

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:42:28 2018 No.10117203 >>10117191 nah, it's just napping. after it's nap, it'll be set free and swim off happily.

Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:43:00 2018 No.10117207

>>10116986
>monsanto cut the holes in cows to pour in digestive liquids to force the digestion of these grains because cows can't digest them naturally.
Untrue. It would be way too expensive to cut holes into every cow. Fistulated cows are rare and used for various digestive research projects with the cow eating normally.
>toxins from the gmo grains
What toxins?
>that's why milk needs to go through ten million different filters and heat treatments and why raw milk is b&
Filters are used to remove physical impurities and heating is done to kill off bacteria. Raw milk isn't allowed for the most part in the U.S. because the supply chain is huge and the possibility of contamination during transport is fairly high.
There's nothing inherently wrong with GM grains, and the problems that should be focused on with Monsanto are their shady business practices and litigation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:50:37 2018 No.10117235 >>10114997 Jack's non-newtonian chicken is lit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 22:54:02 2018 No.10117260 >>10117207 If cows were fed their natual diet would there be a need to cut holes into them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:08:53 2018 No.10117318 >>10117126 >amerisharts

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:11:37 2018 No.10117330 >>10114997 Which Jack is this?

Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:12:49 2018 No.10117335

>>10117260
First off, I need you to define 'natural diet' since cows are domesticated. Second off, absolutely yes. Disease or general research, just like we do with humans. It'd be one thing if this was some strange, alien procedure, but we do literally that exact same thing to humans, so you don't really have a leg to stand on here.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:22:33 2018 No.10117373 >>10117335 >cows are domesticated You mean held captive against their will and force fed garbage while being tortured and raped by scientists who cut holes into them for """"their benefit""". My fucking hero!

Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:25:27 2018 No.10117383

>>10117335
>what is natural diet
Well I'm fairly sure that cows didn't eat fish before we domesticated them. What do you think they ate?

How many people are plucked off the street to use as guinea pigs for science? Or do people volunteer for such things?

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Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:27:42 2018 No.10117390

>>10117335
>>10117383
>>10117373
All of you are being stupid
cows are domesticated, which means they've been bred to eat what we want them to eat
that being said, certain foods are better for cows than others, meaning cows would more likely eat grasses over corn based feed if we released them into the wild

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:30:18 2018 No.10117407 >>10117390 pretty much. monsanto like to play god by creating monsters and patenting nature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:35:28 2018 No.10117423 >>10116902 Good post

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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 8 23:59:20 2018 No.10117508 File: 2.87 MB, 1280x720, 1504693893756.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115082 Nuts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:00:54 2018 No.10117513 File: 2.68 MB, 800x450, 1493421785895.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10116967

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:02:48 2018 No.10117523 >>10117426 that's adorable people in the west will think that cow is undernourished because western cows are fattened up. but people who believe that cows are sacred don't harm them by giving them diabetes and mad cow disease.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:03:50 2018 No.10117526 >>10117426 Did they fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:09:29 2018 No.10117543 >>10117523 So what if I like my cows THICC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:11:02 2018 No.10117553 >>10117543 >if i marry a fat one she won't cheat on me do americans really

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:12:32 2018 No.10117560 >>10116986 Cows couldn't eat grains regardless of whether they were GMO or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:14:47 2018 No.10117571 >>10114944 I also found out that wearing contact lenses somehow stop this from happening too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:21:38 2018 No.10117603 File: 1.71 MB, 640x360, chopping test for my man.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10114944 Onions are like Medusa. The secret is to not look directly at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:23:03 2018 No.10117608 >>10117523 literally no one said anything about the cows size you stupid fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:26:07 2018 No.10117618 File: 1.25 MB, 400x400, aww.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117608 did i upset you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:26:48 2018 No.10117622 >>10117553 Unlike India we don't marry cows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:26:51 2018 No.10117624 >>10116986 >>[source needed] hippie

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:28:46 2018 No.10117629 >>10115145 >newfags hate this pasta I was there when the first version of this was posted. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:28:49 2018 No.10117630 >>10117618 Was I wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:29:51 2018 No.10117635 abandon thread, there are pajeets in the hull.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:30:27 2018 No.10117639 File: 8 KB, 266x190, the fish that john west rejected.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117622 no, you guys are marrying whales.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:30:45 2018 No.10117642 >>10117635 topkek

>>	chop Fri Feb 9 00:32:31 2018 No.10117645 >>10117629 Wow, you've been here for a couple months? We're all very impressed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:34:55 2018 No.10117654 >>10117629 >t. newfag omg inb4 made me a celebrity omg

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:37:21 2018 No.10117665 File: 381 KB, 680x649, 1518144271945A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117635

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:40:50 2018 No.10117676 >>10117645 >>10117654 It was funny then and it's still funny now, even if the only thing funny about it now is remembering how funny it was then Go back to the little alien site faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:43:53 2018 No.10117686 File: 2.55 MB, 640x360, 1512920757250.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117676 lurk moar newfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:53:04 2018 No.10117709 File: 2.67 MB, 720x712, 1506497864703.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 00:54:38 2018 No.10117715 >>10117630 >Was I wrong? Yes. >>10117608 >literally no one said anything about the cows size you stupid fuck. I did. You stupid fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:05:46 2018 No.10117743 File: 2.85 MB, 460x460, 1492498073370.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:16:33 2018 No.10117769 >>10117126 why is this in every thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:29:42 2018 No.10117795 File: 112 KB, 900x1200, jewpiles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117508 >this really drives me nuts fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:31:41 2018 No.10117803 >>10114944 Why did that force me to masturbate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:33:58 2018 No.10117807 >>10117743 I mean it's culinary art but how is it useful as a cook?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:34:00 2018 No.10117808 >>10115901 This made me want to put my dick inside a pepper..

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:36:15 2018 No.10117814 >>10117508 do you she'd be willing to prepare my nuts?

Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:39:30 2018 No.10117822

>>10116986
>monsanto make the gmo grains that are fed to cows.
More food for the cows
>monsanto cut the holes in cows to pour in digestive liquids to force the digestion of these grains because cows can't digest them naturally.
wrong
>this produces methane which is killing the planet (and the cows).
Fake news. The economic models are not predictive. Previous models have ALL been way off. Why trust these economic models?
>toxins from the gmo grains also filters down into the flesh of the cow that humans eat and into the milk that the cow produces that humans drink
wrong, gmos are not "toxic"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:40:43 2018 No.10117826 >>10116602 oe you just need to sharpen your knife really badly

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:44:41 2018 No.10117834 >>10117822 1. your definition of """"food"""" is subjective. 2. scientists are scientists. 3. environmental conservation and economics should never merge. ever. 4. if not then why are they b& for human consumption?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:49:24 2018 No.10117848 >>10117834 >if not then why are they b& for human consumption? hysteria govt isnt banning something doesnt mean they did the right thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:50:30 2018 No.10117850 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, 1488719415191.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117834 The government has banned weed despite there being zero studies to show it's harmful.

Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:50:59 2018 No.10117853

>>10117834
1. Cows eat it and don't die from it
2. That's just plainly false
3. Economic models are the relevant ones. What if warming increases arable land? What if it improves plant growth? What if the natural disaster impact is extremely minimal?
4. It's not toxic because risks are minimized with existing standard processing procedures

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:55:16 2018 No.10117860 >>10117426 CUTE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:55:35 2018 No.10117861 >>10117853 1. if they're not dying from it then stop cutting holes into them 2. no u 3. see 2 4. relevant to the price of rice in china, etc. 5. captcha won't let me post so it's dinner time

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:55:45 2018 No.10117862 File: 2.94 MB, 540x302, 1514045637734.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 01:59:40 2018 No.10117873 can someone make a Chad LA Beast vs virgin Harley ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:00:43 2018 No.10117875 File: 2.85 MB, 1280x720, 1515965386907.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117873 Beast has taken shits bigger than Harley.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:04:39 2018 No.10117883 >>10117526 I sincerely thought that's where it was headed at first because the guy kept grabbing his dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:08:47 2018 No.10117891 >>10117126 used to have one in az tasty burger if you don't get the retarded one best fries straight

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:15:33 2018 No.10117913 File: 1.68 MB, 1280x720, 1518120898940_online-video-cutter_com_.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10114944 I just made a edit of this webm used online tools, that's why the filename is fucked

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:16:21 2018 No.10117915 >>10117426 That's a big doggo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:19:30 2018 No.10117930 >>10115901 Hold on a minute here. Peppers are supposed to burn your skin? I have never had peppers burning my hands while working with them. I have even cut up scorpion chilis before and never even felt a tingle on my handskin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:19:34 2018 No.10117931 >>10117814 Do you think she'd be willing to run that over my nuts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:21:04 2018 No.10117937 >>10114944 That bitch definitely doesn't need glasses. They're decorative. Fucking cunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:22:45 2018 No.10117940 >>10114944 Why do women sit down to cook?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:23:19 2018 No.10117944 >>10117930 just like I never had a headache in my life. some of us was born lucky to have immunity to something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:24:01 2018 No.10117946 >>10117834 GMO's are not banned for human consumption. In U.S.A you can buy GMO's in Walmart. Also, most of the snacks like Doritos etc. are made wtih GMOs

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:27:18 2018 No.10117959 >>10117946 American doesn't count because their government will feed them anything if the kickbacks are high enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:29:10 2018 No.10117964 >>10117959 GMO's are perfectly safe to eat. If you think otherwise you might actually be retarded. Also raw milk isn't illegal federally in the U.S. It's a state by state issue, and is legal in many states.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:29:59 2018 No.10117967 File: 260 KB, 1920x982, 1512052967990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117873 I'm not good at making memes

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:30:18 2018 No.10117969 >>10116689 It's German, not Chinese

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:35:38 2018 No.10117982 >>10117967 thanks m8, something is better than nothing!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:37:29 2018 No.10117986 >>10117373 >Scientists should stop feeding, torturing, and raping cows. Do you know what scientists are? They normally don't take care of / feed cows/livestock. Also scientists don't torture things. And I've never heard of a scientist raping a cow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:45:01 2018 No.10118009 File: 2.57 MB, 640x360, 1494879700321.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:51:43 2018 No.10118026 >>10116967 Jackie Chan fishing adventures

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 02:57:49 2018 No.10118041 >>10117969 https://youtu.be/1SIV27k6bSA

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:00:16 2018 No.10118048 >>10118041 can anybody translate any of this please?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:01:16 2018 No.10118051 >>10117807 I don't think it's supposed to be a practical cooking technique, just a "hey look at this cool think we did"

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:02:22 2018 No.10118055 >>10117850 the internet has made me hate bacon

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:08:07 2018 No.10118067 >>10117743 >>10117807 I could see making a wonderball sized one as a novelty treat (it would also have the advantage of taking exponentially less time, likely a week or two instead of half a year)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:11:41 2018 No.10118070 >>10118055 https://youtu.be/zrzIsaKvPW4 (you)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:13:41 2018 No.10118079 >>10115975 HEllMAN's IS FUCKING DANK MAYO MAYNE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:14:01 2018 No.10118082 File: 77 KB, 512x512, 1511014353006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118055 >letting the internet dictate your opinions

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:14:31 2018 No.10118084 >>10117930 I cut up jalapeños a while back. My hands didn't burn or anything. My penis did when I masturbated a few minutes after.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:17:51 2018 No.10118095 >>10117373 >Held in captivity nigger they're dependent on humanity to exist, if we let every single cow run free the vast majority would die from disease, hunger, and predation

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:23:11 2018 No.10118113 >>10118095 this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:26:21 2018 No.10118121 >>10118055 Hey dude the internet also likes breathing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:29:26 2018 No.10118128 >>10117913 >>10114944 Every time I see this, I wonder why they don't just wear contact lenses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:31:01 2018 No.10118131 >>10118079 YES IT IS MAH NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:35:00 2018 No.10118143 File: 39 KB, 540x390, 3d3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10114958 If ya order now,. I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:35:12 2018 No.10118144 >>10117967 did the epic meal time dude really kick all the other guys off and sell the show?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:36:13 2018 No.10118150 >>10117875 He did not really eat a cactus did he? How did he get past the spikes? That shit must've ripped his throat and stomach apart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:36:51 2018 No.10118152 >>10118144 yes, because he is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:38:02 2018 No.10118156 >>10118095 >we breed them so we can do what we want to them Do you have kids?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 03:43:51 2018 No.10118176 >>10115948 and when you close the door every bottle in that is going to fall over

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 04:39:41 2018 No.10118287 >>10118150 It's just like when he ate the lightbulbs. He grinds them down into a fine dust before swallowing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 05:06:05 2018 No.10118329 >>10118152 why does this bother you so much? a group of dudes best fit for suburban car meets arent making shit meals out of bacon and cheese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 05:30:13 2018 No.10118387 >>10117513 WRONG FILE NAME

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 05:48:01 2018 No.10118421 >>10118287 You mean with his teeth? Because in that video he's taken bites out of an intact cactus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 05:50:44 2018 No.10118423 >>10117930 I dont think they burn your hands, the danger is in spreading the oils to more sensative areas WITH your hands

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:12:02 2018 No.10118452 File: 64 KB, 720x380, 1512673108853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117862 America needs to be purged from the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:21:50 2018 No.10118476 >>10117686 this makes me feel sick to my stomach

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:27:37 2018 No.10118489 >>10117523 People who believe cows are sacred are also fucking stupid, hurr here is an animal that is worthless in our climate that makes it stop producing milk, lets worship it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:29:48 2018 No.10118493 >>10118489 Better than worshipping your magical zombie carpenter, Cletus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:30:57 2018 No.10118495 >>10118489 So India imports the copious quantity of milk they consume from other countries? Fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:34:39 2018 No.10118503 File: 6 KB, 261x193, Buffalo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118495 You think that is cows milk? >>10118493 Yeah fuck that guy and his teachings of peace, love and understanding, let's worship beef.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:37:10 2018 No.10118509 >>10118503 >i have literally no understanding of hindu religion, it's all about worshipping cows, right? sasuga brainlet-kun

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:38:00 2018 No.10118511 >>10117069 Fukushima kamikaze warboys

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:39:13 2018 No.10118516 >>10118509 >Hindu Religion You mean cult you brainwashed manlet, you and your cast based belief should be glassed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:39:48 2018 No.10118520 >>10118503 Stick to Pakistan and stop mouthing off about shit you know nothing about, Muslim whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:45:17 2018 No.10118537 >>10117513 >>10116967 "The Virgin" shears vs "The Chad" chop

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 06:46:38 2018 No.10118543 >>10117342 that's cool never knew it was cabbage

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 07:03:37 2018 No.10118570 >>10115145 >>10115150 webm zip file when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 07:05:02 2018 No.10118574 >>10117508 Hands too big, elbows probably pointy too. 2/10, would not bang

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 07:09:19 2018 No.10118582 >>10117508 I'm not loving this chicks nuts like I loved Vince's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 07:14:03 2018 No.10118593 >>10118520 It is true that Jesus is part of Islam but generally he is associated with Christians you dumb ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 07:17:13 2018 No.10118601 >>10118593 good1

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 07:37:05 2018 No.10118642 >>10117850 holy shit i want to fucking die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 07:58:52 2018 No.10118683 File: 2.94 MB, 720x480, glandmothels_teapot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118593 Jesus was Jewish. pic unrelated. it's a webm thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:09:07 2018 No.10118699 >>10118452 it's funny because they're Canadian

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:11:05 2018 No.10118702 >>10118699 this guy isn't https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518181810158.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:15:02 2018 No.10118714 based inb4 poster

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:17:51 2018 No.10118719 soup guys https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518182212518.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:18:48 2018 No.10118724 >>10114944 As a culinary arts student I can say the trick is to not cut the stem, also her chopping technique is technically ok but she holds the knife like a retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:33:02 2018 No.10118753 >>10117930 It definitely builds up if you're doing a huge pile of them, I've felt my whole arms tingling before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:38:21 2018 No.10118763 >>10117069 it's a softshell turtle, literally almost extinct.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:40:13 2018 No.10118765 >>10117426 that girl is opening her bob, look at the couple above the cow and dude couple

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:45:25 2018 No.10118776 are toilets c/k/ related? i mean what goes in must come out, right? i just thought this was pretty interesting. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518183771659.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:47:57 2018 No.10118780 what about nutrition through multivitamins? sort of https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518183980712.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:48:13 2018 No.10118782 File: 76 KB, 523x929, 1514479871488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118724 >culinary arts student

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:48:15 2018 No.10118783 >>10116986 You seem a bit defensive Child

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:54:28 2018 No.10118799 >>10117686 Marshmello is the apex of everything that is terrible about electronic music.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:57:29 2018 No.10118808 File: 415 KB, 480x238, (You).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118783

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 08:59:32 2018 No.10118811 >>10117513 that's some ISIS shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 09:11:08 2018 No.10118827 >>10118128 Because glasses on girls are hot you gay man, I want to kill you just for suggesting she should wear lenses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 09:21:27 2018 No.10118854 >>10116054 >>10116084 Not maintaining your cows oil pressure....

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 09:28:04 2018 No.10118873 lobsters have to be /ck/ related, right? i heard they don't like being boiled allive. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518186416027.webm

Anonymous Fri Feb 9 09:34:08 2018 No.10118889

>>10118873
They actually do. Lobsters don't die of old age so they wander the oceans in search of a thermal vent where they can have a brood for countless generations to grow and instinctively scuttle into the piping hot vents. It's not known why they do this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 09:51:01 2018 No.10118927 File: 116 KB, 417x309, 1476408664486.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115145 Based >inb4 poster.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 09:55:51 2018 No.10118937 >>10118889 its because all lobsters want to die deliciously

Anonymous Fri Feb 9 09:57:18 2018 No.10118941
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>>10118329
Who said bother? Him being a faggot is a scientific fact. Anyone who would sic a lawyer on your friend to make sure they get no royalties who then sells the show to a cheap no name network for quick money who then strip it of everything unique is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 09:57:54 2018 No.10118944 File: 74 KB, 612x380, 1496746828950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118937 I would rather live deliciously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 10:00:00 2018 No.10118950 >>10117110 I like him too despite the fact that he made absolute shit.

chop Fri Feb 9 10:01:39 2018 No.10118953
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>>10118873
>>10118889
What if you sous vide the lobster? How long would it take for them to suffocate in the bag? How long would it take for the heat to kill them if no bag were used?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 10:22:19 2018 No.10118995 >>10118953 she looks more like a bunny boiler than a lobster boiler

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 10:34:20 2018 No.10119033 File: 47 KB, 629x504, 1512331123419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118953 >chop

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 10:50:59 2018 No.10119081 >>10117850 KILL. EVERY. KETURD.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 10:51:53 2018 No.10119084 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1495214110056.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 10:56:15 2018 No.10119102 >>10118953 If that isn't shopped that lobster is probably 120 years old no bullshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 11:07:12 2018 No.10119142 >>10118953 has to be shopped otherwise that lobster was living back with the dinosaurs

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 11:11:01 2018 No.10119153 >>10115348 MOAR

>>	chop Fri Feb 9 11:17:22 2018 No.10119168 >>10119102 >>10119142 Yeah, maybe. I'm no lobster expert. If it's Photoshopped they did a very nice job with the shadow, though. I really am wondering about sous vide lobsters, though. Maybe I'll buy one and find out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 11:29:37 2018 No.10119214 >>10119153 >>10115348 with sound https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518193689770.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 11:29:42 2018 No.10119215 >>10119168 >really am wondering about sous vide lobsters, though. kill it before you boil it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 11:38:36 2018 No.10119256 >>10114944 lol at those knife skills

>>	chop Fri Feb 9 11:42:25 2018 No.10119275 >>10119256 Joke's on you because the culinary arts student in >>10118724 already gave those skills his praise. And yes, the root is definitely called "the stem" by those "in the know", kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 11:49:10 2018 No.10119303 >>10114997 I watched it 8 times

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 11:50:50 2018 No.10119312 >>10114944 Jesus, it's like watching a drunk toddler try and use a knife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 11:56:36 2018 No.10119330 >>10117709 How wonderfully horrid. I'm sure aerated chilli is the bee's tits but the viscosity, the whole thing is like a chef's representation of septic tank overflow. Probably needed the suitable pump to match.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 12:35:17 2018 No.10119468 >>10118763 Literally nothing about that webm looked like turtle

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 13:43:14 2018 No.10119711 File: 242 KB, 1440x2880, 1517948928278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118683 well, that took me of guard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 14:13:44 2018 No.10119856 >>10118537 Fucking underrated

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 14:18:40 2018 No.10119873 >>10118683 >they're not used to pronouncing the L sound so when they try to pronounce R they will accidentally pronounce L, right?

>>	chop Fri Feb 9 14:21:32 2018 No.10119883 >>10119856 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 14:38:23 2018 No.10119946 >>10119214 thank you in fucking tears

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 14:49:06 2018 No.10119991 File: 823 KB, 301x214, The Clap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10119214 Professional cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 14:51:57 2018 No.10120011 >>10117109 You don't pour water on an oil fire. The water just spreads the oil around and makes the fire worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 14:59:01 2018 No.10120047 >>10119883 hvad skal jeg spise I aften?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:04:36 2018 No.10120083 >>10114997 did this nigga really try to batter his chicken with oobleck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:06:14 2018 No.10120097 >>10117523 Any talk from india about how to do anything falls flat because you are literally hell on earth, even places like uganda are largely preferable to the disease ridden hellscape of india.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:06:30 2018 No.10120098 >>10115348 >>10119214 Why does he hesitate as if he's done this exact thing before

>>	chop Fri Feb 9 15:07:27 2018 No.10120103 >>10120047 Det er sent allerede så noget hurtigt; Carbonara måske?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:08:12 2018 No.10120107 >>10117508 why the fuck wouldn't you just have a crank. this has to be the worst power conversion in a kitchen tool ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:12:30 2018 No.10120123 >>10118421 yes, hence the "before swallowing" in anons post

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:15:03 2018 No.10120134 >>10120097 Please stop trying to compare us to your american Niggers. That's just beyond insulting and extremely rude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:15:45 2018 No.10120140 >>10119215 why would he do that??

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:16:50 2018 No.10120150 >>10120103 har ikke engang kobt ind, har mistet kontrol over livet, saa har massere tid. vaagnede lige op. kan vel godt prove carbonara, har aldrig gjort det for. tak makker. >>10120134 you are easily worse.

chop Fri Feb 9 15:20:22 2018 No.10120178
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>>10120150
Carbonara is impossible to screw up, takes like 10 minutes to make, and is incredibly delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AAdKl1UYZs

You can use bacon instead of the porkcheek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:30:20 2018 No.10120226 >>10117513 Your a kid now

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:30:57 2018 No.10120229 >>10120178 thanks I might try this. pleb question, how bad would fusili be? I'm kinda trying to save a buck

>>	chop Fri Feb 9 15:32:20 2018 No.10120235 >>10120229 It's fine. Don't worry so much about being authentic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:38:43 2018 No.10120270 >>10117373 >Thinking cows are wild animals. Just how bad has public education gotten in America?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:42:03 2018 No.10120292 >>10117407 it's humanitys job to overcome nature. monsanto has stupid business practices, but innovating and changing agriculture is absolutely the right idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:45:03 2018 No.10120309 >>10120270 it's the cities, full of retards and snowflakes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:45:19 2018 No.10120312 File: 43 KB, 640x550, 1511375278903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10120270 O B S E S S E D B S E S S E D E S S E S B O

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 15:58:50 2018 No.10120391 File: 18 KB, 277x500, 1516791132755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10120312 Wrong image amerifat

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 16:06:07 2018 No.10120430 >>10117342 Oh wow he made moss

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 16:48:46 2018 No.10120635 File: 928 KB, 426x240, 1517723853771.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 16:55:16 2018 No.10120667 >>10118941 >>10118329 Lol the guy he fucked over was named Sterling Toth. Sounds like our guy outjewed the jew

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 16:56:11 2018 No.10120670 >>10120391 >amerifat OBSESSED

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 16:56:24 2018 No.10120673 >>10120635 >oy mate, say that to moy face one more time, i will fockin' shank you mate

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 16:57:53 2018 No.10120684 >>10118009 >All that work bust to use premade frosting Trash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:07:12 2018 No.10120731 >>10114944 This bitch has never made anything that she didnt warm up from starbucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:17:20 2018 No.10120772 >>10117444 JUST

>>	Iceman Fri Feb 9 17:19:22 2018 No.10120777 >>10115961 Cow is like "Yeah, I don't know what they get out of this either."

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:19:36 2018 No.10120779 >>10117891 the fries are good because they're cooked in pure lard

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:32:12 2018 No.10120834 >>10117126 la goblino de el oscuridad....

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:39:48 2018 No.10120870 >>10117053 >fistulated I think it's spelled fisted

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 17:48:56 2018 No.10120910 >>10120635 >stabs you in the penis Heh, nothing personel kid

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 18:10:01 2018 No.10121017 >>10118156 >not having obedient kids Cuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 18:11:25 2018 No.10121024 File: 2.42 MB, 640x427, fuck this knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 18:30:18 2018 No.10121112 >>10118953 Where's the nippers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 18:40:30 2018 No.10121167 >>10118763 Turtles don't have tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 18:44:05 2018 No.10121184 File: 42 KB, 356x500, 51Aj9mJ1PAL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10116580 >its a non neutonian substance called oobleck by hipsters Oobleck is from pic related. It's not really hipsters, just people who read Dr. Seuss as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 18:50:12 2018 No.10121220 >>10117986 >And I've never heard of a scientist raping a cow. Why would a scientist publicize all his cow rape? Use your head anon, this shit goes deeper than you think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 18:56:39 2018 No.10121267 >>10121220 >this shit goes deeper than you think Phrasing.

Anonymous Fri Feb 9 18:58:01 2018 No.10121278

>>10115014
>Don't cut off the stem until the end. There. Problem solved. Now you don't have to do any of that stupid soccer mom shit.
nigga that is literally the most soccer mom bullshit of all, the only difference is that this doesn't work at all.
Why would you think keeping the stem would keep mist from spraying from an onion? what's your logic? it's the knife releasing juice into the air. have you ever cut onions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 19:02:43 2018 No.10121309 >>10121267 are we still doing "phrasing"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 19:09:09 2018 No.10121344 File: 42 KB, 400x300, Trilogy-of-error-20080811034031079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117603 >not watching while using a large knife to cut close to your hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 19:13:22 2018 No.10121381 >>10121112 google Spiny Lobsters, they don't have nippers

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 19:18:43 2018 No.10121417 File: 2.29 MB, 640x360, onion chopper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10121344

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 19:53:37 2018 No.10121583 >>10115961 Imagine if you were a human and they do this to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 19:57:22 2018 No.10121592 File: 70 KB, 640x554, 1517620729661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10118009 yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 20:03:07 2018 No.10121629 File: 302 KB, 1440x1920, 16818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10117342 why u do this to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 20:05:42 2018 No.10121642 >>10114944 Onion glasses girl is so pretty, I want to hold her hand and walk around a shopping mall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 20:11:48 2018 No.10121664 >>10119214 i'm crying

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 20:26:25 2018 No.10121726 File: 57 KB, 1357x951, NathanUUUU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10119214

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 20:46:25 2018 No.10121807 >>10121583 actually some people has poop bags on their gut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:16:46 2018 No.10121926 >>10120098 i think it's fake and gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:28:09 2018 No.10121962 >>10114944 love to cum in that ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:37:27 2018 No.10122010 >>10117342 wow pubic hair salad. would totally pay for it. some cooks are fucking morons..

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:38:20 2018 No.10122015 >>10121024 >knife can cut through paper >cant cut through a block of chocolate kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:38:29 2018 No.10122016 >>10117373 fuck you dont assume my foods soul

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:40:12 2018 No.10122025 File: 1.25 MB, 350x265, aayyyeee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10115145 >>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:41:17 2018 No.10122029 >>10117603 the secret is to cut in a ventillated or spacious area and away from your face not to mentuon not leaning directly above it, and dont blink until finished

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:47:55 2018 No.10122051 >>10117444 ARGH PFFF ARGH PFF OOHH ARH ARGHH

Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:48:38 2018 No.10122058
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>>10122029
absolutely spot on.

i was just meme'ing when posting that image.
this wierd woman has a thing about looking directly at the camera when she's doing things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:50:07 2018 No.10122063 >>10122058 >apple pizza That's clearly a Shepherd's Pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:56:12 2018 No.10122095 >>10120178 >carbonara is impossible to fuck up You could always have the heat too high when you add the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 21:59:58 2018 No.10122116 >>10120178 >Carbonara is impossible to screw up Someone post the Filipino webm please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:03:09 2018 No.10122140 >>10114944 >How to chop an onion without crying Use a Vidalia onion

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:04:17 2018 No.10122151 File: 2.15 MB, 320x240, 1511726463296.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	chop Fri Feb 9 22:05:08 2018 No.10122155 >>10122095 >>10122116 Yeah, sorry, pedants. It's possible to screw up if you don't follow the very easy recipe video I also posted. I.e. not this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:05:30 2018 No.10122158 File: 2.08 MB, 640x360, 1511719369540.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:07:15 2018 No.10122167 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, 1501630560573.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:08:01 2018 No.10122173 >>10120083 This happens to me if i use too much potato starch in my karaage

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:09:56 2018 No.10122179 File: 2.57 MB, 640x360, 1511721624112.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:31:13 2018 No.10122259 >>10117850 Who thinks this looks good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:37:58 2018 No.10122283 >>10114997 jack's non-newtonian marinade has to be the peak of jack memery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:42:08 2018 No.10122300 >>10122283 he used to much corn starch is why it's like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:45:58 2018 No.10122309 >>10122259 Anyone doing keto, probably. Honestly, I think the flavour combinations would work really well together, but that's an incredible amount of fat to be consuming. In my eyes, at least. But I'm a low fat high carb kind of guy.

Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:55:53 2018 No.10122332

>>10117207
>There's nothing inherently wrong with GM grains
Except for glyphosate resistance being horizontally transferred to weedy species and the increased and haphazard use of glyphosate, which is increasing the amount of glyphosate residue in our foods.

And before you go on about LD-50, perhaps you should look at the effect of glyphosate on the gut microbiome and phytopathogens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 22:58:21 2018 No.10122343 >>10122309 The avocado egg bake thing looks good to me sometimes, but the texture seems wholly unappealing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:01:31 2018 No.10122355 >>10122332 cool story bruh

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:04:47 2018 No.10122367 >>10118009 This is for children, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:06:53 2018 No.10122375 File: 2.86 MB, 490x360, Keep it secret Keep it safe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10122367 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:09:45 2018 No.10122383 >>10122355 He's right though. Especially the part about gut microbes, which partially explains why scientists are digging into the guts of cows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:26:48 2018 No.10122459 >>10114997 This webm will never fail to make me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:41:30 2018 No.10122514 File: 2.39 MB, 1283x540, tendie_time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who here /tendies/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:43:36 2018 No.10122528 File: 48 KB, 600x598, 1304938223524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10122514

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:47:09 2018 No.10122546 >>10122514 when will this white genocide stop!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:52:27 2018 No.10122568 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1491332252125.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10122025

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:53:02 2018 No.10122571 >>10122367 >Made by Pinkie Pie Take a guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 9 23:57:21 2018 No.10122596 >>10118683 All hail the glandmother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 00:02:28 2018 No.10122616 >>10122571 What the fuck is a pinkie pie? I tried to make these cupcakes, but I accidentally put the eggshells in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 00:57:42 2018 No.10122860 File: 180 KB, 1280x720, dorothy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 01:17:07 2018 No.10122950 >>10122058 Why does Taylor Hanson look so weird when he cooks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 01:48:16 2018 No.10123048 >>10122058 >>10117603 Who is this semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 01:50:14 2018 No.10123054 >>10123048 Taylor Hanson He's blind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 01:59:31 2018 No.10123088 >>10123048 Anna speckhart

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 02:06:52 2018 No.10123117 File: 849 KB, 470x470, a - break banan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10123048 Watch this webm with sound and she'll tell you her name, and dance for you. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1518246275349.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 03:46:36 2018 No.10123411 >>10117944 I was immune to headaches until I turned 19. Appreciate it while it lasts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 03:48:19 2018 No.10123415 >>10117110 >>10116006 Strawberry

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 03:58:51 2018 No.10123437 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, 1510829868582.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10123411 I'm 25, still immune to headaches. my grandma died at the age of 86 and claimed to never had a headache, so I may be lucky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:36:47 2018 No.10123501 >>10123437 amazing how he can wear so much faggy cosmetic jewelry and even have a flower in his hair yet he still comes across as the most alpha motherfucker that you're ever likely to meet. i'm the straightest guy i know and i want to wash his feet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:38:54 2018 No.10123508 >>10114944 Just put your tongue to the roof of your mouth, you won't cry. It's that simple.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:44:30 2018 No.10123520 >>10117426 milk truck just arrive

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:49:29 2018 No.10123534 >>10122167 >spending a whole day working that urgently at that speed, probably 6.5 days a week

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 04:51:17 2018 No.10123539 >>10122179 haggis, I guess?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 05:45:40 2018 No.10123639 >>10123534 yea that looks like hell

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 06:55:42 2018 No.10123772 >>10121583 >imagine if you were a human spooky

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 07:06:14 2018 No.10123791 >>10118009 Oh my god, those look soooo yummy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 11:01:08 2018 No.10124311 >>10120635 CRAB BATTLE

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 10 11:20:35 2018 No.10124355 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, casing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10121583 colostomy bag

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