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>> No.10109747

>>10109668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbdWRr2wgsU

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still waiting for some sort of OC

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>>10109958
aannnd wrong webm

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

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>>10109972
>types all that sh*t
>doesn't provide any content

have a (You), you beautiful autist

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>>10109972

>> No.10110056

>>10109967
>literally bailey jay in the video
>90% of the things listed as negative in this video dont apply to my country

i mean

>> No.10110087

[internal screaming] DONT INTERACT WITH THE BAIT

>> No.10110092

>>10109967

People who actually buy into this crap are so fucking retarded.

>> No.10110099

>>10109752
Who the fuck actually eats diabeetus fuel like this?

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>>10109972
>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer
>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with katana
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 cook cutting a spasming fish
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible

>> No.10110119

>>10110116
wow you keep repeating that in all the webm threads, you are one dedicated autist

>> No.10110122

>>10110099
it's a cake, do you expect it to be made from salad?

>> No.10110123

>>10109967
My packaged shredded cheese constantly clumps.
Hamburger thing isn't true.
Like what are these faggots trying to accomplish aside from being bitter mentally ill defects telling you not to eat anything?

>> No.10110132

>>10110123

And I've literally never seen a hotdog that had grain filler in it.

>> No.10110133

>>10110122
No, but I don't eat sweets or cake just because I don't like the sweetness of them. But who seriously eats pure sugar and chocolate to such an intense degree?

>> No.10110139

>>10110123
yeah what's with that thing about honey? Practically all the honey I see is clearly labeled 100% honey, no high fructose corn syrup or anything, I think they are just making a bunch of scary shit up

>> No.10110142

>>10110132
I agree that hotdogs are shitty by and large, but that video is just full of absolute bullshit and these mental cases should be thrown down a well at birth or gassed if it gets out of hand and they actually live long enough.

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>> No.10110173

>>10110163
meh, it looks soggy when it's done, I bet the bottom bread is falling apart

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>>10110163
why not just use dough? that bread will be soaked and it will have very soft and unpleasant texture

>> No.10110180

>>10109985
by god explain this please

>> No.10110186

>>10110133
>But who seriously eats pure sugar and chocolate to such an intense degree?
women

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>>10110180
it is (((them))) trying to take us to the lowest form of degeneracy

>> No.10110199

>>10110056
>>literally bailey jay in the video
fucking kek

>> No.10110214

>>10110056
>literally bailey jay in the video
The one eating grated cheese at the end?

>> No.10110232

>>10109967
>Bread crumbs
>Oatmeal
>Flour
In MY food? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

>> No.10110239

>>10110180
Women have very little self control.

>> No.10110245

>>10110147
What are the fucking chances he would be filming when that happened, holy fuck.

>> No.10110246

>>10110099
It's called not eating the entire cake you retard.

>> No.10110262

>>10109967
Is this supposed to be satire or something?

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>> No.10110273

>>10110267
>still gonna talk shit about my sonic oc's?

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>> No.10110288

>>10110274
J U I C Y
U
I
C
Y

>> No.10110294
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>> No.10110303

>>10109985
>equal parts cola and jaeger

fa vaen!?

>> No.10110314

>>10110187
>>10110239
but is this like a porn thing? or some kind of doc? i mean shes pissing everywhere man

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>>10109985
>Go on a blue board
>See a minute and a half of a peeing vagina
wut

>> No.10110317

>>10110294

fucking cunt stole it from chef John, I hope he chokes on olive oil

>> No.10110320

>>10110287
based

>> No.10110329

>>10110316
dont be a cunt m8 oaky? just try and have some fun an not complain all the time

>> No.10110339

>>10110317
that guy is a faggot alright

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>>10110316
>shaggy skater type dude
>japanese master chef knife skills
>smug wink at the end

>> No.10110367

>>10110316
it's educational

>> No.10110374

>>10110316
Teeth were clenched the entire time, I was sure he was going to lose a finger

>> No.10110394

>>10109985
I demand more girls getting pissed drunk. This is for science.

>> No.10110408

>>10109985
>>10110394
Wait, is this why Bongs call it "getting pissed"? Because you all get so drunk that you piss everywhere?

>> No.10110432

>>10110394
there was an entire series like that webm but I can't remember what it was.
/r/ could probably help you find it.

>> No.10110452

>>10110432
r/ what? You didn't finish typing out the sub name.

>> No.10110456

>>10110374
retard

>> No.10110457

>>10110287
That shit is why the West wiped out the Ottoman Empire

>> No.10110462

>>10110452
>redditard

>> No.10110466

>>10110408
O B S E S S E D

>> No.10110473

>>10110408
It's not that literal, we use nearly every word to mean drunk.

>> No.10110474

>>10110452
/r/ is adult request board newfag

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>>10110496

>> No.10110511

>>10110245
Exactly, retard.

>> No.10110519

>>10110287
amazing

>> No.10110526

>>10109967
Ammonia-treated fine-ground beef is literally deemed safe for human consumption.

>> No.10110533

>>10110287
Holy shit is that the King of Turkey ?!?!?!?!

>> No.10110554

>>10110267
that kid is a stone cold badass

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>> No.10110631

>>10110374
The tips of his fingers are curled inwards while holding the onion, and the knife is braced up against his knuckles. As long as the blade of the knife never goes above his knuckles he runs no risk of being cut.

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>> No.10110659

>>10109963
Can I get one without moon runes

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>> No.10110692

>>10109668
>>10109958
I've been gone for a bit do to work stuff. I'll start making shit again soon.

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>>10109972
>mfw I finally made the list

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>>10110498
This is so retarded, I love it

>> No.10110718

>>10110631
some of us are laymen who see a rapidly moving knife and clench regardless

>> No.10110719

>>10110697
I like this picture, mind if I save it?

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>>10110719
no, it's copyright to me.

>> No.10110752

>>10109967
>hot dogs are made of shit
gee, who knew

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>>10110752

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>>10110752
>>10110761
They're not that bad desu

>> No.10110766

>>10110180

Trump how video from his last Russia trip.

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>>10110764

>> No.10110774

>>10110761
I want to fuck Paula

>> No.10110778

>>10110648
>>10110656
muh dick

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>>10110764
Does any one have the cheap/shit food version of this?

>> No.10110780

>>10110779
Yes, see >>10110767

>> No.10110781

>>10110606
>>10110613
i would unironically eat this.

i bet the flavors mesh together in an interesting way

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>>10110774
I'd take this goyil to flavor town

>> No.10110798

>>10110781
Fries with strawberry shake tastes great, so I can imagine it sort of working, but it looks too mashed up to get any contrast.

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>>10110781
big mac ice cream is revolting

>> No.10110800

>>10110761
>>10110765
never said it was a bad thing. i know exactly how they're made and all the shit in them and they're still my absolute favorite food

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>>10110800
Gotcha. They're even better sliced thin and put in chili. Or just a chili dog. Fuck I'm hungry.

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>>10110780
My bad I hadn't scrolled down enough.

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>> No.10110822

>>10110810
wow, it's a different eggman

I'm impressed

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>> No.10110831

>>10110810
S U R L Y

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>>10110822

>> No.10110878

>>10110728
so you don't mind because it's copyright to you? kay then

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>> No.10110921

>>10110670
That's pretty fucking cool

>> No.10111012

>>10110659
Check how to make japanese water cake, or japanese jelly cake.
Then add pansy flower and berry in it.

>> No.10111019

>>10110882
I wish that were me

>> No.10111038

>>10111019
why would you want to be cut like this?

>> No.10111041

>>10111038
it's my last resort

>> No.10111046

>>10110898
>when your tp runs out and you only have bacon and a sharp knife

>> No.10111223

>>10110267
>>10110273
>literally coldsteel
nothin personnel

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>>10110766

>> No.10111266

>>10110799
that dough is raw in the middle

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>>10111266
>He doesn't like raw dough
ffs what is happening in this world

>> No.10111348

>>10109967
the maraschino cherries thing gave me a laugh

>> No.10111361

>>10110267
be careful with those edges

>> No.10111428

>>10110648
ONION BOIS

>> No.10111436

>>10110656
Is this peak mudslime technology?

>> No.10111465

>>10110810
how do they get out?

>> No.10111475

>>10109754
Honestly this looks really good.

>> No.10111479

>>10110099
>sugar causes diabetes

Amazing the number of idiots who still believe this.

>> No.10111516

>>10111465
they don't

the egg fort is built around them

>> No.10111527

>>10111479
take your medication my man, don't want your eyes burning out

>> No.10111529

>>10110480
I want to stop drinking

>> No.10111540

>>10111527
Diabetes is linked to polyunsaturated fat consumption

>> No.10111551

>>10111529
me too

>> No.10111566

>>10109963
lmao that potpourri has autism

>> No.10111574

>>10110287
What the fuck is this stupid shit? This is why brown turkroach mudslides live in poverty, fucking annoying, just hand me my fucking ice cream and stop being a dumbass fucking roach

>> No.10111716

>>10111574
if I already paid for it and the jackass messed with me i would ask kindly to stop and if he doesn't I'd slide over his stand and fuck his day up.

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>>10109972
>>10110116

I didn't see quick cook shrimp.
Ima post quick cook shrimp.

>> No.10111820

>>10111574
>>10111716
cringe

>> No.10111846

>>10110799
Is premade pizza dough good?

>> No.10111855

>>10110829
But why

>> No.10111885

>>10110133
>TFW really like baking, but have no sweet tooth
I guess I could just make savory breads.

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>> No.10111930

>>10111926
How come the pigs aren't thrashing around like crazy? Do they actually enjoy that?

>> No.10111940

>>10111930
Cuz they are dead you tard.

>> No.10111949

>>10111940
Actually they aren't, since you usually bleed the pigs after killing them, but they have no clear cuts or lacerations on their skin. I've actually read that pigs enjoy being in a sauna so I thought that was some sort of sauna machine.

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>> No.10111953

>>10111793
Myth Busted, faggot.

>> No.10111961

>>10109981
....what if the cake has a larger radius
what if the cake is higher
WHO CLEANS UP THE LEFTOVER FROSTING ON THE SIDE OF THE NOZZLE

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>>10111716
>>10111574

>> No.10111999

I loved those crab webms, wish there was more stuff like that

>> No.10112001

>>10111949

You can clearly see a gash on the second pig's neck

>> No.10112007

>>10110099
you do understand that a person can take only a small piece right? people have been eating sweets for as long as we've had sugar to sweeten stuff with and the vast majority of people are fine.

>> No.10112024

>>10110287
i haven't watched this one all the way through in a while and i forgot how good it was

>> No.10112027

>>10109752
looks too sweet

>> No.10112034

>>10111949
>so I thought that was some sort of sauna machine.
10/10 kek

>> No.10112039

>>10111949
yeah they're dead and that machine is to get the hair off them

>> No.10112078

>>10110287
This is why my ancestors in the Balkans forced all the Turks out, or killed them.

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>> No.10112097

>>10110712

thx, but i'm just gonna go to the store and get some strawberry ben n jerrys if that's alright.

>> No.10112104

>>10110294
Jesus Christ Jamie, it's just a grilled cheese.

>> No.10112110

>>10110870
nice

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>>10111716
IMA IMA BEAT HIM UP IF HE-HE DON"T GIVE ME MY IC--ICE CREAM!!! REEEE!

haven't you ever heard of fun, faggot

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>>10112104

>> No.10112146

>>10112113
>childish Turk manchild playing with your food
>fun
where do you get fun from that?

>> No.10112171

>>10110139
>believing the labels

>> No.10112176

>>10112171
>lying to the FDA when consumers will just buy whatever garbage you put on the shelf

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>> No.10112191

>>10110267
nothing personel

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>>10110287
>Yfw the reason the Turks kept getting into wars was because they kept trolling with people's ice cream
It all makes sense now

>> No.10112205

>>10110810
>Virgin Egg Seller vs Chad Egg Chef

>> No.10112206

>>10112181
>"I'd like my steaks smelted please"

>> No.10112210

>>10112181
would the fumes from the melted metal poison the meat?

>> No.10112245

>>10111846
I mean it's just dough

>> No.10112340

>>10110807
What's the best method of cleaning out the solids in the pot?

>> No.10112385

>>10111949
Their throats are cut pay attention

>> No.10112397

>>10110267
you joke but this is actually pretty terrifying. if that fatass can put that much hatred into cutting a chunk of meat, he could fuck me up if he got lucky

>> No.10112436
File: 2.80 MB, 848x480, ice cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
10112436

>> No.10112450

>>10111475
The ribs would turn out so awful

>> No.10112480

>>10112210
It's not metal, it's a lava analogue. No fumes.

>> No.10112487

>>10109958
>tard tart

>> No.10112498
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10112498

>> No.10112511

>>10112436
this is exactly 10 seconds too long

>> No.10112514

>>10112436
For what purpose?

>> No.10112521
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>> No.10112536

>>10112436
is that a porno

>> No.10112541

>>10110648
>the slow motion portion
I came and could not figure out why. I think I like traps now.

>> No.10112559

>>10112521
Oh shit is that the guy that ate the super big gummy worm?

>> No.10112568

>>10110316
Rip in piece. He had to go ghost

>> No.10112577
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>>10112559

>> No.10112586

>>10111926
god i wish that was me

>> No.10112593

>>10111306
that's so retarded, i want to kill myself

>> No.10112594

>>10112577
What is the purpose of these videos?

>> No.10112600

>>10112594
They are a new invention called "commercials". They are short videos designed to highlight the features and appeal of a given product to try to encourage consumers to exchange money for them.

>> No.10112604

>>10111930
>getting blasted with fire
>enjoyable

>> No.10112633

>>10112436
FUCK niggers and FUCK obama

>> No.10112650

>>10112604
How about I blast your face with my piss?!?

>> No.10112657

>>10112594

Homoerotica for middle school kids who haven't yet discovered their sexuality.

>> No.10112660

>>10112633

Obama isn't even president anymore, dum dum. If you hadn't noticed we now have an orange orangutan who makes Obama look like a saint.

>> No.10112668

>>10111540
you know excess sugar (especially refined without fibre) is metabolized in the liver and excess sugar leads not only to diabetes but often fatty liver disease

>> No.10112702

>>10111949
kenm is that you

>> No.10112714
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>>10110273
>>10111223
masterful

>> No.10112732

>>10112660
it's time to leave /pol/

>> No.10113007

>>10111574
>>10111716
>wahhhh i buy icecream from meme vendor.give me my ice cream

>> No.10113029

>>10112436
Name?

>> No.10113079

>>10109754
the way those ribs just slide out gives me a full on rod

>> No.10113104
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>>10110287
I had a shit fucking day and this made it, thanks.

>> No.10113144

>>10110480
Nice

>> No.10113156

>>10109747
Isnt there a full version where he faceplants on the stove or something?

>> No.10113158

>>10112093
>putting E-Z singles on a decent piece of meat
what a faggot

>> No.10113161

>>10109747

>cooking with 4chan

Which reddit board did this come from?

>> No.10113163

>>10112117
oc? if so it looks great, the grated chorizo is genius and i'm stealin it

>> No.10113166

>>10110882
*taps knife*

>> No.10113167

>>10109972
>>10110116
I'll just say this everytime this is posted. Make a fucking zip file of this shit.

>> No.10113175

>>10113163
that's kenji lopez-alt

>> No.10113177

>>10112436
But who was ice cream?

>> No.10113184

I enjoyed all of the production line ones. Many didn't have replies and I don't want to go back and reply to each one now. But if you posted a production line webm then thank you. They were appreciated, even if they weren't replied to.

>> No.10113197

>>10110317
actually he stole it from greggo from greg's kitchen.

>> No.10113215

>>10110294
>i-if i just do it right no one will watch the video!
>I know! I'll fuck it up!

>> No.10113232

>>10113156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iym331fPek
fucking classic

>> No.10113240

>>10109752
>how to make a cake
>step one: spread jam around
>step two: put a fucking cake on it

>> No.10113264
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10113264

>>10113240

>> No.10113326

>>10109668

It's a machine that make sherbet out of whatever you put in it? And he decides to put Banana Strawberry and Cheese in it?

>> No.10113334

>>10110670
holy fuck

>> No.10113357

>>10110659
I could translate for you, but what's the point, if you want something you can look at but not eat, then just get some pictures from /tv/

>> No.10113403

>>10109967
Which sketch show is this from?

>> No.10113525

>>10110898
long bacon for your long bread

>> No.10113550

>>10110670
Would this work on black people, too?

>> No.10113576

>>10110267
This is filmed like an isis execution video

>> No.10113593

>>10112436


this is ava dalush, suprised nobody has ever mentioned this each time i've seen this webm

>> No.10113595
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>> No.10113597
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>> No.10113613

>>10112093
get this pooftah out of here

>> No.10113622

>>10113595
that's not how you make baumkuchen, fucking retards

>> No.10113637
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10113637

>> No.10113644

>>10111465
They use the eggsit

>> No.10113652

>>10113597
What recipes would you use this roux for? Gumbo?

>> No.10113669

>>10112340
Barkeeper's Friend. Make a paste and let it sit a minute, then scrub.

>> No.10113702

>>10110480
welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

>> No.10113706

>>10111465
They don't go before cooking all the eggs

>> No.10113732

>>10111793
>passing one millisecond in flames is enough to cook the shrimp

>> No.10113742
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>> No.10113768

>>10110267
>MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH LEFT UNSPOKEN, I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

>> No.10113771

>>10113637
based martin

>> No.10113781

>>10112093
that looks disgusting, the meat is clearly not cooked and the asparagus would still be raw, maybe if he baked it it could work, but not on the grill.

>> No.10113792

Best recipe so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_pVLwpyT3g

>> No.10113819

>>10112117
>grating chorizo
FUCKING GENIUS

>> No.10113839
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10113839

>>10113819
Kenji is bretty gud.

>> No.10113846

>>10113839
Good looking french omlette, where can I find more of this guy?

>> No.10113849

>>10112117
Reminds me of "You Suck At Cooking" but without comedy.

>> No.10113852

>>10112511
double kek

>> No.10113854

>>10113846
You've been given a name and what he does. Figure it out.

>> No.10113857

>>10113854
Oh come one, a bit of spoon feading never hurt anyone.

Fine fine, I'll find it myself.

>> No.10113859

>>10113652
Yes, definitely. In reality it takes close to an hour with near constant stirring. But it is vital to gumbo.

>> No.10113863

>>10113857
Kenji Lopez Alt. He's the main guy of Serious Eats. Wrote The Food Lab, good cookbook.

>> No.10113875

>>10113597
Who in the hell adds onions to the roux unless you're cooking something with it right then and there?

>> No.10113882

>>10113863
Thanks senpai.

>> No.10113900

>>10109981
this shit will never replace a human

>> No.10113923
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>>10113900
Robots can't replace humans in all aspects but in some they certainly will. That machine is a good example of where they will, it does the job to 95% the quality of someone doing it by hand in 10% of the time. The assembly and fine details on a cake may still need to be done by human but that is a smart application of technology.

>> No.10113930

>>10113859
What does it add, is it just a bomb of toasted carb flavour? I've only just learned about it and it seems really unique, I can't think of any similar technique.

>> No.10113931

>>10113923
Why... why not just use round molds for water?

>> No.10113932

>>10113931
Because it's faster to freeze large blocks and cut them out.

>> No.10113935

>>10113923
what's with the Japanese and their obsession with those ice balls

>> No.10113941

>>10113932
Is it really? It looks pretty wasteful if you ask me, most of the ice there is not used for the balls, which means now it has to be melted and re-frozen again.

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>>10113839
doggo eat

>> No.10113948

>>10113941
Melting requires no extra energy as it occurs naturally and you were already freezing water to start with so that doesn't factor into the equation.

>> No.10113957
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10113957

>>10113941
One cutting machine vs a bunch of sphere molds, the energy must be cheap enough that it's not worth investing in a different process. Most of the ice is just cut into cuboids though.

>> No.10113983

>>10113957
>>10113941
>>10113931
because in a huge block the ice will be clearer you fucking idiots

>> No.10113996

>>10113983
Don't they just add vibrations tot he water to remove bubbes and shit when making ice blocks? You could vibrate round molds too.

But >>10113957 makes a good point, I guess most of the demand is not for balls, so blocks make more sense.

>> No.10114023

>>10109967
>that honey
YO, THIS SHIT GETS ME BOILING FOR NO REASON
Honey in the US contains no pollen due to the fact that outside pollen can cause major sickness in people with shit immune systems like babbies and grammies, so all "national" honey brands filter out pollen to prevent this and to prevent crystalization. In the US you can't even call it "Honey" without it being 100% honey, there are literally no fillers allowed if they want to call it honey, look at the back of a label some time if you don't believe me.

>> No.10114040

>>10109752
It looks too sweet, but as much as I hate to admit it, the part where they poured the icing on was actually pretty satisfying.

>> No.10114114

>>10110807
What exactly are they making here? Old melted butter?

>> No.10114133

>>10111465
>>10113706
The guy on the right of the frame will have them out in about half an hour.

>> No.10114145

>>10114114
Filename, motherfucker

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>>10110267

>> No.10114183

>>10112594
views/money/entertainement

>> No.10114187

>>10111846
I Dough no
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.10114189

>>10113930
Yes, it's entirely for flavor. A roux coolest that long will have little thickening power, but still some.

>> No.10114198

>>10111846
ya

>> No.10114204

>>10111926
>when you hear the opening riff of "ace of spades"

>> No.10114216

>>10110480
This is wholesome as fuck

>> No.10114244

>>10111716
I'm sorry all those people didn't realize you were taking the piss anon. I thought it was funny.

>> No.10114255

>>10109747
talking shit about Trump, this is shareblue DELET

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>>10109981
>mfw the robot won't make cake for gay wedding

>> No.10114286
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>>10109967

>> No.10114290

>>10113326
That's mango you ignoramus

>> No.10114308

>>10113637
Thanks for posting this. I'm a retard, and my recipe for scallion cakes calls for cutting the dough before adding in the scallions. Adding in the scallions and then cutting the dough will really cut down on time.

>> No.10114323

>>10111436
The people they hire to build these sorts of things tend to be krauts or americans.

>> No.10114332

>>10110684
What am I looking at, why is she crying after eating it. why are their eyes so squinty

>> No.10114344

>>10114187
made me giggle

>> No.10114354

>>10111926
NYC on valentine's night.

>> No.10114374

>>10114114
Bovine Oil.

>> No.10114445

>>10114114
a slop of sh*t

>> No.10114455

>>10109967
Somehow this made Hot Dogs seem like normal food that's not ground up pig assholes.

>> No.10114542
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>>10110728

>> No.10114650

>>10113240
>How to draw an Owl

>> No.10114691

>>10110132
Have ever checked the ingredients on them? There's grain filler in nearly all of them, i'm saying nearly to be safe but I've never seen ones without.

>> No.10114743

>>10110764
>That be 150$ + tip

>> No.10114789

>>10111793
>NUT!

>> No.10114797

>>10109967
Creep you out?

No

Annoyed?

Yes

>> No.10114802

>>10112577
I'm wonder what it would feel like to stick that up your ass

>> No.10114834

>>10113742
the way those chicken wings are so gently nestled and groped in the flour makes me uncomfortable

>> No.10115073

>>10114691

No, there isn't.

>> No.10115239
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>>10112436
While we're at it

>> No.10115266

>>10113957
Guess these dumb fucks never heard of ice cube trays

>> No.10115324

>>10113593
if someone asks I'll let them know but most people are too busy freaking out over a black guy with a woman they'll never fuck

>> No.10115375
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10115375

>>10113622
There's different kinds of Baumkuchen

>> No.10115377
File: 3.09 MB, 2400x2400, b5422ab0-0fcc-4113-a154-65d8bb53bbb0_2.4dcafdd1bd32c2fbd9a6dcf0e10da6d6.jpeg?odnWidth=undefined&odnHeight=undefined&odnBg=ffffff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>10114691
Even the shittiest hot dogs dont typically have grain filler. Check for yourself:
https://www.walmart.com/browse/food/hot-dogs/hot-dogs/

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10115401

>>10115375
The polish version is called "sękacz" which essentially means "gnarly" but as a noun.

It goes so well with some black tea, damn, I want some.

>> No.10115444

>>10115377
I'm an ESL isn't modified corn starch a cereal?

>> No.10115518

>>10109967
>CHEAP HOT DOGS ARE MADE WITH POOR QUALITY MEAT AND FILLER
oh no
maybe if they tuned down the passive aggressive end statements after each snippet, one might get atleast something out of this

>> No.10115807

>>10115375
That picture is so cute.

>> No.10116156

>>10109967
>>10110267
>>10110670
>>10111926
it

>> No.10116161

>>10112027
Only sweet thing is the glazing and maybe the jam. The cream or the cake doesn't have to be sweet at all.

>> No.10116204

>>10109967
>grated cheese has refined wood pulp
tree fuckers are afraid of eating trees, who knew

>> No.10116210

>>10115518
most of it's false or an exaggeration, there's not much to get out of the video at all

>> No.10116226

>>10110287
That icecream looks so good

>> No.10116236

>>10116204
fast food places have wood pulp In their meat

>> No.10116282

>>10110287
mehmet, my son..

>> No.10116347

>>10110511
So you agree it's fake and gay?

>> No.10116490

>>10114286
Broof a doodle doo :DDDD :-DDDDD

>> No.10116551
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>>10109668

>> No.10116562

>>10109967
>ammonia-doused "pink slime"
This is what vegans actually believe.
Can a vegan please show me the "pink slime" in my ground beef? Because i sure as hell can't find any pink slime in it.

>> No.10117233

>>10113597
It looks like refried beans before they add the onion.

>> No.10117395

>>10114290

Are you sure? It looks like cheese...

>> No.10117588

>>10111716
>goes to punch turkroach
>gets layed the fucked out and then robbed by all 30 of his sons

>> No.10117840

>>10112181
Can't not unhear this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrmGnNo_DIU

>> No.10117947

>>10111930
kek'ed hard

>> No.10117981

>>10113550
yes but unfortunately they won't turn white after

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10118035

>>10110287
I JUST WANT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM REEEEEEEEEE

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