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i have acquired 10lbs of hotdogs.

what do?

>> No.10109418

make 50 lbs of beanies and weenies

>> No.10109419

>>10109415

Stick in pooper and eat a bullet.

>> No.10109421

It tells you on the fucking box what to do.
>keep frozen

>> No.10109428

>>10109415
Buy 10 lb.s of sauerkraut and 100 hot dog buns?

>> No.10109435
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10109435

>>10109415
sell them on craigslist to a single mother for a blowjob in your truck

>> No.10109447

>>10109415
eat 1 everyday for brunch until they go bad, then soak them in rat poison and feed them to neighborhood pitbulls

>> No.10109476

acquire a hot dog cart

>> No.10109559
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10109559

they’re big dogs

>> No.10109590

>>10109415
Pretend they're the New York nix

>> No.10109612

>>10109559
uuuu

>> No.10109620

Put them in people's pockets and see when they realize

>> No.10109628

Gibe it bag jamul

>> No.10109640

>>10109415
at them all and then you will have acquired high blood pressure, too.

>> No.10109673

>>10109415
Attach to AKM barrell/gas tube, add a decent mag drum, and magdump.

>> No.10109677

>>10109415
get a permit and open a stand

>> No.10109733

>>10109677
The 5th Amendment is his permit.

>> No.10109763

>>10109415
Go to the doctor because I'm not sure how your disgusting ass is still alive

>> No.10109770

Stick raw spaghetti sticks through them, boil them until cooked, tie the spaghetti ends together in a chain, then throw it all in the trash where it belongs.

>> No.10109864

>>10109415
>all beef
Take it back and get some that have a mix of beef and pork.

>> No.10110037

>>10109559
Perhaps they're wondering who would buy a pack before throwing them out into the trash

>> No.10110047

>>10109415
>that nutrition profile

Toss them in the fucking bin.

>> No.10110085

I don't know what you paid for them but last July when Walmart put Bar-S packs of hotdogs on sale for $.25/pack I bought 4 cases for an additional 10% off and sold them on ebay for $1.00/pack and made a killing. They sold out quickly too! I'm planning on buying at least 10 cases if they do that shit again this year.

>> No.10110093

>>10109447
This but skip the eating them part.

>> No.10110164

>>10109415
>corn syrup

What. The. Fuck.
Is burgerland really that fucked? Do you just throw corn syrup at everything?

>> No.10110181

>>10109415

oh boy that is a lot of weiner, how about throwing a weiner dinner for your family? you could invite your ex you broke up with 3 years ago. Make some delicious weiner stew with a side of grilled weiners and a basket of dough wrapped weiners.

>> No.10110193

>>10110164
It's a very heavily subsidised sweetener. It's in everything because it's cheap and sweet things are addictive.

>> No.10110194

>>10109435
>10 lbs of ballpark franks for a blowjob

I don't know where you get your weiner to blowjob conversion rates but OP would get a terrible deal on his end.

>> No.10110212

>>10110085
they normally sell for $1/pack though, that's weird

>> No.10110229

>>10109415
1 gram of sodium per dog? jesus christ m80

>> No.10110231

>>10109415
>these fucking values
don't eat that shit nigger

>> No.10110241

>>10109415
Get a pot of salted water. Boil it. Start cooking hot dogs. Put left overs in fridge

>> No.10110558

Lay out a trotline in your nearest carcinogenic river and bait with hotdogs. Catch 10-20lb glow in the dark catfish from one piece of hotdog. The catfish are unironically less dangerous than those dogs. Profit.

>> No.10110583

you could throw a very casual party with lots of grilled dogs. you could cook up a whole bunch and wrap them in wax paper and tinfoil and give them to the homeless.

or just keep them and have like 4 hotdogs a week for months

>> No.10110590

Don't be a pansy. Eat them.

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10110593

>>10109559
For you

>> No.10110601

>>10109415
cut them up and put dry sketti noodles through them and boil into hot dog-infused sketti

>> No.10110605

you got the paperwork on all those dogs.

>> No.10110611

start eating now because most of them are going bad.

>> No.10111884

>>10110164
Yes. Things are so bad that it's a selling point if a product doesn't include HFCS, or includes real fruit/juice.

>> No.10112291

>>10109415
Throw them away and buy some Hebrew National.

>> No.10112534

>>10109612
i hate you so goddamn much

>> No.10112560

>Make corndogs.
>Invite friends over.
>they ask what's on the menu
>"it's just corndogs."

>> No.10112573

>>10109415
freeze them, dummy. don't let them go to waste

>> No.10112617

>>10109415
1 frank
Total Carbohydrate 5g
Dietary Fiber 0g
Sugars 1g

Okay, corn syrup is the 1g of sugars. Which ingredient(s) accounts for the other 4g? "Flavorings"? Potassium lactate? Maybe they are allowed to call wheat or soy fillers "flavorings".

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>>10109415
>beef hotdogs
Into the trash they go.

>> No.10113394

>>10112560

>progun
>friends

Fucking kek.

>> No.10113415

>>10113394
>I'm a libshit who's never been outside my city safespace

>> No.10113430

>>10113415

Are you actually retarded or just new?

>> No.10113434

>>10113415
Put your trip back on you friendless buttfuck

>> No.10113439

>>10113430
Yes

>> No.10113547

>>10110085
>and sold them on ebay for $1.00/pack and made a killing
How many packs per case? I can't imagine you made more than $30

>> No.10113860

>>10109559
If you have a small wang, tape one to it. The chicks'll love it.

>> No.10114042

>>10113547
25c > $1 is a 75% profit.
Even if he only made $30 I'd still consider it a killing. Basically free money

>> No.10114097

Fire up the grill, bitch. It's time to make friends with the neighbors.

>> No.10114125

make hotdog soup

>> No.10114173

>>10113382
uma delicia

>> No.10114215

jesus christ, that sodium for one hot dog is fucking ridiculous. Enjoy early heart disease!!!

>> No.10114479

>>10109419
Kek

>> No.10114496

>>10110085
Fuck yeah!

>> No.10114515

>>10114042
>implying $30 is worth the effort involved in going to Walmart, flagging down an employee, getting them to go to the back of the store to get the cases of hotdogs, waiting in line to purchase them, coercing them to give him an extra discount, going home, taking photos of the hotdogs to create the eBay listing, and then finally packaging and shipping them out to the individual customers
In the end he probably made like $5/hr. I guess that’s a “killing” by NEET /ck/ers standards though.

>> No.10114537

>>10114515
wow you're good at drawing out descriptions to make things sound more difficult than they actually are

>> No.10114780

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23B017ZVIx4

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>>10109415
Those are trash, throw them away.

>> No.10114953

>>10114537
If you are even considering scalping hot dogs for that minescueal profit, you really need to re-evaluate your life.

>> No.10115024

>>10114953
It's only miniscule if you do it in small quantities.

>> No.10115032

>>10109418
That's a terrible ratio of beanies to weanies

>> No.10115042

>>10115024
You’re going to have to sell a few hundred packs to make this worthwhile and I doubt Walmart is going to have that much or will let you buy that. Just get a job.

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>>10115042
I have 3 wal marts in my town. I'll gladly spend an afternoon making a few hundred bucks.
also I have a job you fucking sperg lord

>> No.10115075

>>10109415
>Meat, Sugar, Salt, Salt, Salt

>> No.10115092

Bbq them or put them in some corndog casserole and freeze the leftovers

>> No.10115144

>>10115060
You’re not going to do that. You can’t even sell food on eBay. Your LARPing fantasy is retarded.

>> No.10115159

>>10115144
I can sell them in bulk to the local white trash community for 10 cents less than retail

>> No.10115181

>>10115092

Who the fuck bbq's hot dogs?

>> No.10115202

>>10115181
That's the 2nd best way to cook them. 1st is cooking them over a bonfire, but there's some places where you can't have a bonfire

>> No.10115203

Grill them
slice them down the middle and grill them

>> No.10115433

>>10115144
You most certainly can sell food items on ebay:
>Research your different food sale options on eBay listings. These are usually found under the "Home and Garden" section. Visit other seller's eBay stores to see what types of items they sell. Study completed eBay listings to find out for what price the items sold, and what items sold best. Think of American food items you would miss if you lived abroad. These are the items you want to consider selling on eBay.

>Purchase grocery items using coupons or sale offers to get better prices.

http://www.ebay.com/gds/How-to-Sell-Food-on-eBay-/10000000178712300/g.html

t. anon who cleaned up last year on $.25/pack hotdogs from walmart during their 4th of july sale.

I'm seriously calling walmart everyday starting june 15 until they put them on sale and unless they have a quantity restriction posted, I'm buying them out. If they don't have the restriction posted and claim I'm limited on the quantity I can purchase, I'm crying racism and going to local news with it. They'll fold, I'm certain of that.

>> No.10115462

>>10109415
a long time ago i used to work at a putt putt. they sold these amazing hot links and had this spicy nacho cheese dispenser. the day i quit that shithole, i took a box of their sausages and a box of the nacho cheese. my friends and i had a couple amazing weekends of grilling.

>> No.10115479

>>10109415
Feed the needy with a block party

>> No.10116075

>>10115032
sounds like the perfect ration to me, what you pulling with your beanie weenies?

>> No.10117403

Bumping this thread for a good Beanie and Weenie recipes. Anyone got any good ones?