al/ck/

[Anonymous No.10106538]

You are now thinking about the Passages Malibu t.v. commercials.

>This is not a 12 step program. This works.

[Anonymous No.10106542]

>>10106538
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojGlB23mr60

[Anonymous No.10106543]

first for the silhouette

[Anonymous No.10106554]

No, I'm sitting here sober, alone, unemployed, depressed as fuck and almost out of money and food.

[Anonymous No.10106583]

fuck this i see where it's all going and it only gets worse

[Anonymous No.10106595]

>tfw drank a bottle of Prochecy Sav blanc and two shots before friends came out to bars
>had two shots and two beers before heading out to bars
>whilst drinking my third beer told friends how much I drank
>thought I was joking and didn't believe me

[Anonymous No.10106599]

>>10106538
Half past three, drinking my 10th beer in a ex-yu-bar in austria. Where do you enjoy your drinks alcfellas?

[Anonymous No.10106600]

Back on the bender, letsz see what girls I fuck with today

[Anonymous No.10106609]

Fuck leopards, man.

[Anonymous No.10106629]

>>10106600
Keep us updated. I'm bored.

[Anonymous No.10106658]

>>10106609
Agreed, fuck leopards. They think they're hot shit since they're corpuscular but everyone knows their just a faggoty spotted bobcat. I'd kick the shit out of a leopard if I ever saw one

[Anonymous No.10106664]

>>10106658
They do eat indians though, so maybe they're a necessary evil like bats and spiders.

[Anonymous No.10106665]

>>10106609
>>10106658
Fuck lions. Fucking pricks walking around the jungle thinking they're kings.

[Anonymous No.10106666]

>>10106554
same here!

time to start counting your blessings. that could be a challenge.

[Anonymous No.10106669]

>>10106599
home. cheaper and i dont like people trying to talk to me in bars. also the people who drink in bars are lonely and desperate. its a bad vibe.

[Anonymous No.10106674]

Why don't you all just buy jet skis and then instead of drinking you can go jet skiing.

[Anonymous No.10106696]

>>10106669
I like to talk to desperate people. I am a natural born austrian. In ex-yu-bars I hear stories from the barkeepers of warcrimes and shit. Fascinating shit...peace is lasting too long here...

>>10106669

[Anonymous No.10106695]

>>10106665
Fuck you, my mother is a lion.

[Anonymous No.10106700]

>>10106674
Good idea, can I borrow 5000 dollars and a house on a tropical coastline?

[Anonymous No.10106720]

>>10106700
Maybe flyovers can substitute dirt bikes for jet skis

[Anonymous No.10106724]

9 beers yesterday, close to 6 today.

Taper seems to be working, just have to fight the urge to keep from getting more.

I'm leaving job training on thursday and going home to the south and then have to fly to california for a few days for work. Feeling okay about it this time.

[Anonymous No.10106741]

>>10106724
Just google alcohols effects on the body and click images. Works for me.

[Anonymous No.10106751]

>>10106696
I can see why that would be entertaining, sure.

[Anonymous No.10106756]

>>10106724
tapering does work. if your withdrawals are tough it just incentivizes you to keep going until the taper is done.

[Anonymous No.10106760]

>>10106696
Peace has lasted generations. People dont really know what war is like in much of the world. The armies are now professional. Very different.

[Anonymous No.10106765]

>>10106741
the health shit i what's really motivating for me as well.

I started feeling this like fullness in my upper right abdomen and just generally don't feel healthy. Face is all red and i'm tired all the time. Had liver enzymes test a few months ago and they were fine, but my blood pressure was bad and has been for years. I"m only 25, too young for this shit.

[Anonymous No.10106788]

>>10106765
It only gets worse. Alcohol is a very long and painful suicide method.

[Anonymous No.10106790]

>drank entire 12 pack last night
>woke up early and had a bought bottle of popov
>drank it and slept until now
>thinking about making a quick run to the grocery store and getting more beer
Should I get some steelies or pabst? Also thinking about buying food from deli since I haven't eaten all day.

[Anonymous No.10106800]

>>10106788
Yea i hate the way I look right now. Sorta chunky looking and I just look like shit generally. Not like fat or nothing, but I just don't look well. I can't even begin to imagine what I look like when WD at work after a bender.

It was so bad I was actually bringing a paper towel in my back pocket to dab the sweat.

[Anonymous No.10106813]

>>10106790
eh I would have a little something if you can taper off a little, might make tomorrow more tolerable. get the pabst imo.

What kind of deli? Like a lunch meat counter or are we talking like a takeout joint?

[Anonymous No.10106815]

>>10106800
I've heard that the puffiness/water retention is the first thing that you notice when you quit. I wouldn't know because I haven't been able to suffer through wd long enough to find out.

[Anonymous No.10106820]

>>10106800
Same here. Can one keep drinking the same and just work out so much that you look decent?

[Anonymous No.10106823]

>>10106790
do the smart thing and buy enough to taper off. get some gatorade or low sodium vegetable juice too, and yeah some food.

[Anonymous No.10106826]

>>10106815
man, if i didn't have a job i think i would be hopeless. It's the only thing that makes me pull it together after a bender.

It's easy to see how WD quickly become insurmountable without help. The real thing that made me pull through this last one was that my hands started twitching and I started feeling really weak. LIke I just could fall over. It could have been anxiety, but idk.

If this is just mild/moderate I can't imagine severe.

[Anonymous No.10106829]

>>10106800
wd sweats are so annoying and embarassing. its been cold outside this winter and ill be sweating on my forehead and neck. theres no way to explain it when people notice. just makes them confused.

[Anonymous No.10106831]

>>10106820
for a while i was doing 6-12 drinks a night with a decent workout schedule and diet. was actually looking pretty decent.

problem is that for me this was unsustainable because i would always over do it on the weekend and then end up needing more on monday and thus the cycle would continue.

[Anonymous No.10106838]

>>10106829
it smells different too, like no matter how much deodarant and cologne i can always smell my fucking balls sweating.

Maybe it's in my head, Idk, but i swear i can smell it even if i shower.

>Coworker looks at me rocking foot back and forth, continually running hands through hair with sweat stains under my arms despite it being 30 degrees out
>"You okay?"
>"haha yea i, i think i'm coming down with something"

[Anonymous No.10106845]

I wish I had a drink right now. I only have $1.24 to my name right now, not enough to buy anything...

[Anonymous No.10106865]

>>10106845
i'll give you 5 dollars

[Anonymous No.10106877]

First day of sobriety. Day isn't over yet, but I think I'm gonna make it Bros. How do I stave off boredom? Been sleeping most of the day but can't sleep anymore for a while.

[Anonymous No.10106885]

http://www.strawpoll.me/15020079/r

[Anonymous No.10106893]

>>10106877
No offense but if you can sleep, I think you'll be okay.

Youtube is a great way to kill time

[Anonymous No.10106917]

uh oh, here comes the recently sober shits

Jeez, everything goes right through me. I think it might be the aspartame in this ice tea mix as well.

[Anonymous No.10106931]

Recent experience--averaging two liters of vodka per week; back to back benders...wake up not feeling right at all. Beyond hungover; like am I going to die type of feeling. Get scared, start to hydrate and nurse myself back to at least a semi-normal state. Those "damaged organs" feelings were still lingering; got legit scared and had my lucid moment--it's all fun and games until you end up in the fuckin' hospital...

So I decided fuck it, I'm gonna kick. Three days of withdrawals (sweats, nausea, loss of equilibrium, so on) and then it finally faded away. Been sober a week now, and I don't miss the stuff. I'd rather live; fuck a hospital bed and a bloated stomach...for what? Never going back. Feeling healthier than ever, actually. Probably because I'm not intentionally making myself sick anymore. Good luck anons.

[Anonymous No.10106942]

BENDER DAY 1.5 i'M DRUNK. lol

It's fine so far, got another pack of beer in the fridge I drunk drove to get, plus 2 four lokos I guess I stopped to buy to talk to the casher. Girls are stupid, here I go

[Anonymous No.10106958]

Anyone think that alcohol advertising is very misleading and dangerous in america?

like i take full blame for my actions and all, but idk it just seems like such a well accepted thing despite it's clear impact on public health.

I live in a nice city in florida and everyone is drunk all weekend, and many continue during the week and nobody even turns a nose up at it.

[Anonymous No.10107022]

>>10106838
Yeah going into work with sweats is dreadful.

>>10106931
proud of ya boss

[Anonymous No.10107024]

>>10106942
benders are for noobs. stop after 2 days.

[Anonymous No.10107035]

>>10106958
It drives me so angry when ive been at the lowest points in my alcoholism, thinking about how those fucks continue to profit off addiction without a care in the world. How im basically throwing money at them despite not wanting to, despite it killing me and ruining my life.

[Anonymous No.10107060]

Hearts racing again
FUCK

[Anonymous No.10107065]

>>10106958
I tend to avoid advertising as much as possible. I struggle to even think of any alcohol ads I can remember. Last one I can remember were the Budweiser commercials on the radio with the "Real Men of Genius" theme. Also the Dos Equis "Most interesting man in the world" commercials. I don't drink Budweiser or Dos Equis, so apparently it didn't work.

[Anonymous No.10107089]

>>10106958

It's a free country you little queer. If you don't like it you can go to yurop or better yet some Islamic shithole where alcohol is banned

[Anonymous No.10107091]

>at my limit of how much i can handle before i vomit
>decide to have another drink
please help me i can't afford to be sick tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10107102]

>>10106666
woah there

[Anonymous No.10107112]

>>10107091
the point of vomiting isn't really the point of being unable to work in 8 hours, unless you're vomiting because you drank a bunch of dark drinks or sugary shit
either way you should be ok if you chug a ton of water

[Anonymous No.10107128]

>>10106942
BENDER 1.75 on a 4loko, fucking weird shit, listening to alice in chains. I have to poop a lot but wont go. still chugging stuff. girls still talking to me, sounds good.

[Anonymous No.10107135]

>>10107112
well i've been drinking whiskey
i guess i'll just drink as much water as i can

[Anonymous No.10107136]

Posted this in the thread that got /pol/'d...

Im in a bathtub riggt now trying to combat it. (what you guys- and now myself -call "the fear") I wish there was ANYTHING I could just take to make it go away or go to sleep and stay asleep until its over.
Stayed sober for 2 weeks...drank yesterday a bit..had it hit me in public today so hard I had to leave. Like a fucking trainwreck of panic that made me feel like is loae my mind. Back to cold turkey.
Id honestly rather have ANY sort of physical pain over being trapped in this mental hell...any al/ck remedies for this at all? It lasts days for me sometimes and I cannot miss work.
I tried smoking weed about it once and noped right the fuck out. It made it 100x worse.

[Anonymous No.10107153]

I think i have the worst hangovers of all people i ever met
I literally can't do anything until around 8PM of the day after drinking due to extreme headaches, puking at least twice around 3PM and barely even being able to move. Eating anything on hangover day is a no-go as even the thought of eating makes me want to throw up.
And the worst part is i get hangovers really fucking easily, sometimes even after 5 or so beers, which is a nightmare since i have a strong head and downing a liter of vodka in one sitting isn't difficult.
What the fuck is wrong with me? I remember my hangovers being lighter when i was around 18, but it's not like i'm an old fart now since i'm 25

[Anonymous No.10107160]

>>10107153
I don't get hangovers often, but when I do, they last for days, I can't eat anything, and I can't leave bed without getting so motion sick I puke.

[Anonymous No.10107162]

>>10107136
xanax

[Anonymous No.10107173]

>>10107162
FUCK that. Id rather die in this tub than get strung out on that shit.
Plus theres no way to me to get xanax right now. Or anything really. Im a burger so going to the hospital would financially cripple me

[Anonymous No.10107180]

>>10107136
Taper instead of cold turkey. Makes it doable. Still bad anxiety but bearable. In the future put the breaks on so you don't get to two, three, four days in a row of drinking. Thats the only way to avoid the situation youre in now.

[Anonymous No.10107186]

>>10107173
Just go without id

[Anonymous No.10107194]

>>10106538
33 here. A wife and 3 beautiful children. ALCHY. Have a very high paying job and had to be 4 hours late yesterday due to me getting fucked up the night before. Had 2 weeks vacation just prior and spent 1 day sober. Drinking tonight. Just kill me now.

[Anonymous No.10107196]

>drink excessively for weeks on end with normal shits for the most part
>day 2 sobering on taper and it's ass piss

What gives?

[Anonymous No.10107203]

>>10107173
cant you have a drink? when im in that horrendous state i hit about 80ml of ethanol, then another 40 every 2-4 hours if needed. it makes all the difference

[Anonymous No.10107212]

>>10107194
Better slow down.

[Anonymous No.10107255]

>>10107136
lift heavy more often
meditate
refrain from orgasm and alcohol
take low doses of shrooms and work your way up sometime

[Anonymous No.10107272]

>>10107255
I agree with most shit there but alcoholics and psychedelics don't seem to mesh well.

I can't even stomach weed if I'm sober. The only way it was even remotely fun was if I was borderline blackout.

[Anonymous No.10107286]

>>10107272
thats why i said low doses, as in borderline threshold
take after a few beers if the need be

[Anonymous No.10107312]

Important question al/ck/.
Jason x or Freddy vs Jason?

[Anonymous No.10107317]

I'm drunk lads

[Anonymous No.10107453]

I've been an alcohol for around 5-7 years, but only discovered this threads quite recently.
You fuckers helped me to quit with all of your broscience methods, now I can drink a bottle of red wine in bed every once in a while

I fucking love you guys, you are awesome, before, I really thought I was alone

[Anonymous No.10107457]

>>10107453
>I've been an alcohol for around 5-7 years
Can I have a sip?

[Anonymous No.10107468]

>>10107457
sure bro

[Anonymous No.10107506]

>Walking past a couple in the grocery store
>Do you smell stale alcohol?
Can the smell of booze stay on you?

[Anonymous No.10107513]

>>10107312
Neither. Both are trash but not in the good way.

[Anonymous No.10107518]

>>10107506
Yes, very much so. Even after you've showered.

[Anonymous No.10107519]

>>10107506
Yeah, it does for some reason I can't really tell. It's not your breath, it's like your sweat smells like booze. It only happens when you drink too fucking much, like .75lts of 40%, but it happens, even if you shower, the hodor stays.

[Anonymous No.10107520]

>>10107506

Walking through a grocery store is enough to make me sweat, and when I sweat I can smell the alcohol on myself. I probably also look like complete shit.

[Anonymous No.10107522]

>>10107453
Yeah nigga, I tried to go to the stopdrinking reddit (pls no bully) before finding this thread, and those faggots make me irrationally angry for some reason

[Anonymous No.10107533]

I feel like complete shit.


I haven't slept in literally 3 days, I passed out for about 2 hours earlier but quickly woke up pouring sweat.

Any other combat vets?

The last couple years I've really been struggling

[Anonymous No.10107535]

>>10107522

I was given an iphone for my birthday last year and tried reddit simply because it's really iphone compatible, and holy shit, I finally understood the hate. It's good for getting news on topics you're interested in, and seeing videos of dogs and pandas or whatever, but as soon as you open a thread and start reading the comments it's cringe as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10107538]

>>10106695
>t. tigon

[Anonymous No.10107544]

>>10107522
Holy fuck i just checked it out it's just a fucking hug box of look at me give me validation.

[Anonymous No.10107546]

>>10107535
I used 4chan from ~08 to 2012, then moved to reddit for a while. That place is fedoralord central. I joined back when atheism was a default reddit, and couldn't stomach it

[Anonymous No.10107559]

>>10107533
Passed out from drinking? when that happens I usually sleep for 6-9 hours

[Anonymous No.10107583]

>>10107559
You are lucky. I wasn't piss drunk when I passed out but I was drunk enough I was sleepy.

It's hard to sleep for me, man

[Anonymous No.10107588]

>>10107583
I find playing music or keeping the tv on helps with my mind quieting.

[Anonymous No.10107619]

>>10107583
>>10107588
Quieting my mind*

[Anonymous No.10107636]

>>10107588
I try that but the TV constantly gets louder and quieter with fucking commercials.


An if your keyed up and paranoid as me 24/7, Sleeping at all is pretty tough

[Anonymous No.10107642]

>>10107636
Well what i do is play a dvd and i'll wake up due to the menu music and start it over until i have to wake up. But with paranoia will just keep you up no matter what I'd try to get sleeping pills or something. IDK if you're an American i would just shill out a free bucks to buy some and just use them periodically when you really need it .

[Anonymous No.10107647]

>>10107642

>what i do is play a dvd
>dvd

Dude.

[Anonymous No.10107649]

>>10107647
Dude
What?

[Anonymous No.10107655]

What's the cheapest handle you guys can buy in your state?

[Anonymous No.10107676]

>>10107655
México here, literally 1usd

[Anonymous No.10107682]

>>10107655
Man i wish i could get that shit my province has a stupid sin tax where most fifths cost at least 20bucks.
Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again x13 HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.10107690]

>>10107655

There are a bunch of vodkas that go for around $10/handle where I am (CA), but most of it is literally undrinkable. I usually buy Seegrams for around $14, but tonight I also picked up a handle of Popov for $11, only because the Seegrams wasn't on sale and I kept seeing anon shilling Popov and thought I'd give it another try. Brb, gonna try it now and compare it to my go-to.

[Anonymous No.10107705]

i've been told cheaper quality / priced alcohol gives you worse hangovers

am i being jerked around or is this actually true?

[Anonymous No.10107715]

>>10107690

...

Nope. I'd rather shell out 3 bucks more for something that can pass as a mid range vodka and doesn't go down like rubbing alcohol. Still nowhere near the worst bottom shelf plastic handle I've come across - and I've tried many - but not something I'll purchase again.

Still going to drink it in inevitable desperation.

[Anonymous No.10107716]

>>10107676
What is that?

Also why is your screen red and in incognito mode?

[Anonymous No.10107746]

>>10106542

YFW that lambic is like 2.5%

[Anonymous No.10107761]

>>10107716
it's some cane liquor, literally the bottom rock liquor. It's incognito because of habit, and red because I use a filter at nights so it helps me get sleepy.

[Anonymous No.10107768]

>>10107705
I get a 1.75 ml of vodka for 8 dollars at my local gas mart stop.
I say its not true.

[Anonymous No.10107772]

>>10107655
>>10107690
feels good to have the best price on a handle arond

[Anonymous No.10107778]

>>10107768
which one do you get?
ive been getting the $10-12 bottom shelf stuff

but then again i do drink a lot, so it might just be that

[Anonymous No.10107789]

Lit the cig backwards again.

[Anonymous No.10107804]

>>10107778
I get smirnoff, 35 percent alcohol. Its an indian lady that runs the place and she has it right when you walk in advertised for 8.99 for the past year and a half.

[Anonymous No.10107828]

>>10107173
>hospital
Now I know you guys aren't retarded, and don't go to the hospital for routine shit (unless nigger).

Go to a clinic you mong.America is full of pill mills, and most of them are pretty cheap. Goldberg is paying the doctors to give you this stuff, so they don't need to kike you up front.

[Anonymous No.10107926]

>>10107153
it has to be genetic. i know people who simply don't get hangovers whatsoever, and i know people who get rekt by them and always have

[Anonymous No.10107935]

>>10107926
>>10107153
I used to be just fine the day after staying up till 4 getting trashed, but nowadays I get hashtag rekt by them. I'm young too, only 26. I blame my liver having a bad time after 10ish years of heavy drinking

[Anonymous No.10107968]

I'm fucking dead broke and i just finished my last bottle see you guys on the other side.

[Anonymous No.10107978]

I'm absolutely wasted and I keep messaging a normie girl and she never responds late at night. We haven't even had a full conversation because of that. Damn I want her

[Anonymous No.10107984]

>>10106958
Yeah it's infuriating how much we're memed to. Alcohol is portrayed as an essential part of our culture whereas any other kind of intoxicant is surrounded by horror stories and corpses. We're horrifyingly susceptible to the suggestion of the billionaires who cuck us from cradle to grave.

[Anonymous No.10107994]

>>10107768
>1.75 ml
Give it 10 years

[Anonymous No.10108056]

>>10106931
Dude I have been sober 27 months and my withdrawals literally made me stronger. i didn't die because i wanted to sober up more than i wanted to feel like shit.

Poured my last bottle down the drain said my good buys. Kept saying " i have had a million beers and a millions shots. Lets just not drink."

5 days of "deeply considering suicide to anxiety and despair " pushed through the chemical part. 5 days later feel like I over came a fucking mountain and could not be more proud of who i am.
9 days later felt like another person.

Good job anon

Makes me happy to see people succeed.

[Anonymous No.10108077]

>>10107828
>America is full of pill mills

i read that as "milf pills"

[Anonymous No.10108082]

STOP DRINKING YOU DUMB SHITS

[Anonymous No.10108085]

>>10107926
i know a girl who claims to never get memory loss/blackouts but id bet money she's either full of shit or not drinking a lot consistently
there are however a minority of people who can chug a whole 750ml of liquor and it barely affect them

[Anonymous No.10108086]

>>10108077
Not buying lisa Ann's brand of oral clenbuterol.

Step up senpai.

[Anonymous No.10108090]

>>10108056

Ganbarre! Anon! Time for invest in a new hobby

[Anonymous No.10108101]

>>10108086
patch me through to these bronchodilator-abusing fertile mamacitas

[Anonymous No.10108107]

>>10108082
How?

[Anonymous No.10108315]

BENDER 2.0, people coming into the aprtatment edition

Hey guys I'm drunkish, Head feels full. I'm like, banana I I need yo drink more. there's dudes coming into this apt about mid day. Hope Im good at that point.

[Anonymous No.10108329]

Are there any high paid, respectable members of the community that lurk and post in these threads.
I'm just curious, alcohol doesn't discriminate, it can strike anyone.

[Anonymous No.10108343]

Last night was hell. I was in too much of a withdrawal state to go to the store and buy some tapering beers.

Slept for maybe 2 hours (after being in bed all day/night), woke up every few minutes with cold sweats.

[Anonymous No.10108353]

>>10107705
Yes it's true, but not as much as you think if you're drinking on the alcoholic level. Top shelf Vodka is the least hangover.

[Anonymous No.10108464]

>>10108329
The mindset that makes you an alcoholic and also a 4chan poster don't generally result in a person destined for success

[Anonymous No.10108495]

>dawn of the seventh day

got through the worst shit, now I'm just trying to distract myself and keep myself sober. There's actually still a place in my town that rents movies and I've been watching tons of movies. Mostly trying to catch up on older 'classics' and the Criterion collection.

Pic related is my latest haul, $9 for six movies for a week.

[Anonymous No.10108641]

>>10108495
Network is kino

[Anonymous No.10108721]

I'm down to 1 l beer a week.
feels good.
currently drinking my 2. Beer this week.

[Anonymous No.10108821]

>>10108082

Why?

[Anonymous No.10108831]

>>10108495

Nice selection.

[Anonymous No.10108888]

Day 3 of sobriety, no fear for the moment, despite waking several times drenched in sweat and nightmares got better sleep than I have had in a while. I had my first solid poop of the ordeal this morning too. However, now that I'm feeling better I'm going to want to drink.

[Anonymous No.10108894]

>>10108495
welt am draht is pretty great

guise, I'm not an alcoholic but in the past I used to drink a little too much to help me sleep/deal with anxiety.
nowadays I only drink once a month or so, but I'd say I still have the desire to drink about 2-3 times a week.
What are some precautions to take so I don't get addicted? I feel like I easily could cause I've gone on plenty of binge drinking in my teens and never had a hangover.

[Anonymous No.10108918]

Any skinny alckies?

How do you do it? Do you just not eat anything ever? I eat a rather normal diet and dont overeat often but the +5,000 calories from liqour a week is making me pudgier

[Anonymous No.10108945]

>>10107761
cane liquor sounds delicious if mixed with the right sweet drink.

[Anonymous No.10108956]

>>10107655
i can walk to the liquor store 1 block away here in green bay and get a big ass bottle for 10-15, feelsgood to live in Wisconsin.

[Anonymous No.10108964]

>>10108956
i'm in milwaukee suburbs

[Anonymous No.10109057]

>>10108918
I'm pretty skinny. I don't know how. 5'11" and I never go more than a few pounds over 150, averaging around 145. I walk a lot and I work on my feet and I'm quite fidgety. I drink really sugary shit and eat garbage most of the time but I guess I don't really eat that much overall.

Still got that alcoholic bloat though. I've been sober for six days and actually trying to take care of myself so I'm working on that

[Anonymous No.10109083]

>>10106885
that cigarette gets me right in the feels

[Anonymous No.10109086]

>>10108641
>>10108831
Yeah the movie store actually has a really solid selection, and there's a Criterion section which is a good go-to.

Any suggestions for my next movie run? Last week I watched Dog Day Afternoon and 12 Angry Men, Sidney Lumet is the shit

[Anonymous No.10109089]

>>10109086
Return of the living dead

[Anonymous No.10109105]

>>10109086

A few of my favorites: Lost Highway, Naked Lunch, Last Year at Marienbad, Blow Up, Harakiri.

[Anonymous No.10109108]

>>10109086
Blade Runner

[Anonymous No.10109121]

I usually have cheap bottom shelf whiskey but decided to switch it up and have this last night, drank almost a 750 and woke up feeling fine... why I usually feel like fucking shit

[Anonymous No.10109129]

>>10109121
Did you take any benzos or anything? I've just relapsed for some retarded reason, but I've also managed to get my hands on some lorazepam, so tomorrow I'll feel A LOT better than would otherwise be the case.
Cheap booze does cause a worse hangover/WD/general feel though, which is why I only drink mid-shelf vodka

[Anonymous No.10109131]

>>10109129
i actually did, yeah, take xanax, but i usually do.

why does bottom shelf cause worse hangovers?

[Anonymous No.10109149]

>>10109131
Dunno. Congeners would be my guess. Vodka distillers for example will typically take a vat of product and simply put less effort into purifying and filtering some, even though the cost to them for creating better stuff is negligible, so they have a 'budget' option. It'll be overflowing with pollutants which will make you feel like death. Then they'll create mid-shelf for the congener-conscious alchie who isn't rich, and top-shelf for the normies and the millionaires.

[Anonymous No.10109182]

should i buy some dumbbells?

[Anonymous No.10109187]

>>10109182
do you want some dumbbells and have sufficient money with which to purchase some?

[Anonymous No.10109190]

>>10109182
can someone figure out max weight i can do with both arms at same time using this

>FOUR 3-pound plates, FOUR 5-pound plates, FOUR collars

im fucked

>>10109187
yeS

[Anonymous No.10109195]

>>10107153
I haven't had the not being able to move hangovers since I was 18 which was 10 years ago. My hangovers now consist of crippling anxiety and paranoia like I'm going to have some kind of cerebral event, and that's why I don't drink liquor seriously anymore besides having a drink in a restaurant. At home I only drink 5% seltzer and occasionally wine.

[Anonymous No.10109201]

>>10109149

I've heard you can just take bottomself vodka and put it through a series of coffee filters to do the trick. Don't drink it, never tried it.

[Anonymous No.10109203]

>>10109190
20 per handle

fuck thats too little

[Anonymous No.10109207]

>>10109203

It's perfectly fine if you don't want to get all fat and unattractive.

[Anonymous No.10109211]

>>10109201
Yeah I've heard it too. Wouldn't surprise me in the least. I'd be tempted to buy a low-micron pro water filter though, the kind of thing off-grid dudes use to purify rain water

[Anonymous No.10109215]

>>10109207
i need a min of 25 lbs per arm

[Anonymous No.10109220]

>>10109201
This shits autistic why would you bother wasting money on coffee filters if youre going to buy plastic cap crap anyway.

Shit I miss drinking bottomshelf shit and having a taste for all the garbage. I don't buy it anymore because of my girlfriend.

Been doing a better job overall sort of not being shitty and keep my drinking more managed.

[Anonymous No.10109224]

>>10109215
why do you want to buy weights? is there a gym near you?

[Anonymous No.10109230]

>>10109224
yea i dont want to pay fee, I used to be a gymbro like 10 years ago, want to get back into it.

[Anonymous No.10109238]

>>10109224
Why pay for gym membership dumbbells and HIIT is all you need for normie gains

[Anonymous No.10109243]

>>10109224
>>10109230
i've also got a bench and barbell/weights

[Anonymous No.10109251]

>>10109230
Nice, I go to the YMCA near me. I'd like to have my own setup but I don't really have any room for it right now. I'm mostly doing the rowing machine, cardio and body weight stuff until I'm comfortable actually lifting. Exercise deters me from drinking so I'm trying to make it an every day thing

[Anonymous No.10109308]

>>10109220
The thing I don't understand is how did you actually get a girlfriend. The whole concept is so alien to me at this point that I can't comprehend how people actually do it. Like how did you meet and what did you say or talk about?

[Anonymous No.10109311]

>pisses and shits all over himself
>finished another bottle of whiskey
>passes out on the floor
>pukes all over his stuffed teddy

[Anonymous No.10109329]

Anyone wanna help me find a decent laptop for $2-300?

[Anonymous No.10109331]

>>10109329
https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/best-laptops-under-300/

[Anonymous No.10109346]

>>10109311
This is hilariously sad, anon. The poor teddy

[Anonymous No.10109379]

>>10109329
i've destroyed like 5 (6?) in under 2 years. i bought another 2 recently and i've already broken one of them. lol. touchpad doesn't work since i presumably had a seizure during the night and it ended up on the floor like so many others.
i did buy a new desktop too though, a kick-ass ryzen 1700x with 32gb of corsair, 1080 gpu which i'll never use blah etc, and that's kept way out of the way of all alchie effluvia. i'm intersmurfing like a baws.

[Anonymous No.10109412]

>>10108888
that always happens yeah

[Anonymous No.10109452]

>>10109379
this is my one of my worst fears actually, that i'll fall asleep with my laptop on my bed and roll over and break it

[Anonymous No.10109462]

>>10109452
I've spilled shit on them, dropped them, thrown up on them and found them on the floor upon waking. i spent two weeks in 2016 with no net access whatsoever because i do the same shit with phones. life is just total chaos if i'm really hitting the sauce hard.

[Anonymous No.10109465]

Anyone else enjoying the confusing looks when you buy monstly healthy & unprocessed food together with shitloads of alcohol?

[Anonymous No.10109470]

>>10109379
I almost ruined a $300 racing wheel my gf gave me for christmas by passing out drunk and spilling malt liquor all over the place, I wanted to fucking end myself I felt so bad
Luckily I dried it out and it was fine

[Anonymous No.10109489]

>>10109465
*puts hand up*
yeah lol. something along the lines of asparagus spears, duck breast, parma ham, tenderstem broccoli, ribeye steaks, vanilla pod, fresh fish, fresh fruit and five times the value in vodka. fairly typical.
>>10109470
I hate apple, but i kept breaking so fucking many androids that "they just work" kept repeating through my psychotic mind, and i bought a 6s. within like 12 days it wouldn't charge any more, and even though i could immediately get a new one under warranty, it took me weeks to find the strength to simply put the thing in a box and have it replaced. most of my broken stuff ive either lost or thrown away in a state of desperate hopelessness. the stress of having to deal with fucking anything when i'm burning 1.4+L of vodka/day is just too much. i just try to sleep all the damn time. wake, drink self to sleep, wake, hit it again, and so on. real life needs to gtfo.

[Anonymous No.10109490]

>>10106845
Here you can get a 16oz 8% fruity malt beer for $1.09 after tax at the local egyptians gas station. They always have the lowest prices in town.
And the Indian folks gas station on the main strip has the same beers for $1.20 after tax

[Anonymous No.10109491]

>>10109465

I don't bother to look at the checkout people anymore.

[Anonymous No.10109506]

>>10109491
not even if they're qtpa2t3.14's? :3 i have some kind of reflexual reaction when talking with hot grils whereby i begin hitting on them before i even realise i'm speaking/spitting vomit chunks all over their repulsed faces. e.g.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNFNLCpCqp8

[Anonymous No.10109535]

>>10109506

I only go to the same 4 places, usually around the same time of day (night), so it's pretty transactional at this point.

[Anonymous No.10109560]

>>10109086
Baraka, Samsara

[Anonymous No.10109783]

>>10108918
went from 5'11" 145 lbs to 5'11" 160 lbs over the course of two years of alcoholism, with a lot of fluctuation in between. it's easier to stay skinny when you start skinny, that's for sure. last period of sobriety i had, i gained some muscle (and a little fat) and got to a healthy 170-175 lbs. if i were to gain 15 lbs from alcohol again, it would be much more recognizable.

the real answer is you don't really eat though, yes. i've gone many a day consuming 500 or fewer kcal in actual food, mainly due to lack of funds and picking alcohol over food consistently. if i ate as well as i drank, i'd be a fatass for sure.

>>10109121
tullamore dew is pretty good. i'd get it more often, but a $22-23 bottle costs fucking $30 after taxes in this state.

[Anonymous No.10109861]

feel like getting drunk today
my pleb-tier taste buds only really enjoy beer and gin
what to try mixing with gin other than tonic?

[Anonymous No.10109865]

>>10109861
gin and juice like snoop
la croix is good with it too. i like tangerine flavor

[Anonymous No.10109884]

Since my 36 hour break from this house.
I came back and now I am i've been down to 500ml a day since then.
hopefully this is a good start.
500ml a day means I can still drink and bit and still be able to eat a bit without getting too big.

Hopefully I will be able to get down to 375ml (pint) by next month.

[Anonymous No.10109889]

>>10106538
Made some home made 'Cheladas'. Found the most disgusting white-boi Chelada recipe I could find the other day and made it on a self-dare because I hate myself. Ended up loving it even though I had a puke bucket on standby just in case.

>Big mug.
>Ice.
>Clamato.
>Wal-Mart mexican mango juice.
>Taijan seasoning.
>Lime juice.
>Cheap ass Corona.
>Overturned beer bottle directly into mug.
>Straw.

What am I doing with my life?! I could sell these fuckers to hipsters for 20 dollars a pop.

[Anonymous No.10109890]

>>10109884
too big or sick I meant.

The whole drinking 750ml - 1250 a day was fucking with me too bad.

[Anonymous No.10109893]

>>10109890
>The whole drinking 750ml - 1250 a day was fucking with me too bad.
I been there, the constant belching was kinda annoying

[Anonymous No.10109912]

>>10109865
I'll back this up, I go through seltzer like water because it mixes with anything and has no calories

[Anonymous No.10109930]

>>10109893
The time I forget to drink enough water and end up a shaky , sickly mess with enough indigestion to kill a lesser man was the big problem for me.

Never ran into the belching thing though. Too scared I'd vomit if I belched.

[Anonymous No.10109932]

>>10106790
>t.

[Anonymous No.10109938]

>>10106666

[Anonymous No.10109953]

>bought 5 handles today
>self checkout accidentally spit out one of my 20's after it accepted it and gave me change

Fuckin A, There is a god

[Anonymous No.10109954]

Just managed to find some valium, 5 day bender from Weds to Sun and have had the shakes for 48 hours after. Girlfriend finally kicked me to the curb over it too. Got into an argument with my new neighbour that I dont even remember and also shat myself in bed. The valium will help but the heartbreak of losing her is setting in. Dont really know what to do lads. Im not even a habitual drinker ever I just cant help myself but going on riduculous benders that last 4-6 days on average once Ive started. Does that make me an alcoholic? I dont know but I need to be done with this right now. She was literally the only person in my life who actually mattered, all my friends have gone by the wayside one way or another and the few acquaintances I have left are both total wreckheads too.

Wish me luck, and best of luck to all of you too.

[Anonymous No.10109961]

>>10109954
Are you me?

I got into an argument with my neighbor too last night.....You wouldn't happen to drive a blue suburban do you?

[Anonymous No.10109966]

>>10109961

Dont drive. I literally moved into the new apartment the day before the argument happened and I've already fucked my relationships up with the rest of the block. I have gallows humour about that, the girlfriend leaving is tearing me apart though.

[Anonymous No.10109968]

>>10109966
Sorry about your gf man.


I honestly don't give a fuck who I piss off that I live next to, If anything....It helps me not have to talk to my neighbors and waste my fucking time gossiping.

[Anonymous No.10109969]

>>10109954
sounds like you need /adv/

[Anonymous No.10109975]

>>10109954
I know that feel

[Anonymous No.10109983]

>>10109968

Thanks.

Yeah I just find it funny in hindsight, I have no desire to have neighbourly relationships with anyone, especially given how much of an idiot is round here.

[Anonymous No.10110019]

>>10109983
Dude all my neighbors are white trash.

Fuck having any type of relationship with those scum, It's a waste of your time.

It's better a neighbor hates you and stays off your property and leaves you alone then being fucking buddy buddy

[Anonymous No.10110036]

>>10109861

>watering down your liquor

Why do some people do this?

[Anonymous No.10110049]

>>10110036
Because it makes my sore throat and acid reflux less affected by the liquor

[Anonymous No.10110051]

>>10109953

Where do you live that you can buy liquor at the self checkout?

[Anonymous No.10110052]

>>10110049
This

[Anonymous No.10110058]

>>10110051
Michigan.


They still ID you, After you press checkout or finish to start to pay they signal a clerk to come over and check your ID if you are buying alcohol, spray paint, tobacco, ect.

[Anonymous No.10110064]

>>10110036
>staying hydrated
>not getting drunk too quickly
>doesn't burn as bad
>you can enjoy the taste of the liquor more

[Anonymous No.10110065]

>>10110058

Okay, that's what they do everywhere I've ever lived. Just makes it faster and easier to go to the regular checkout, imo.

[Anonymous No.10110070]

>>10109954
Whenever your drinking is the direct cause of significant damaging problems in your life, work, or relationships then yes you are one.
I am one too, try to quit while you are ahead if you didn't realize it until now. I'm sorry you lost your girl.

[Anonymous No.10110074]

>>10110065
I don't like to be silently judged buying 4 or 5 handles at a time.

Once the clerk comes over at the self checkout It's already bagged, All she knows is i bought alcohol. They rarely read on the screen how much I bought

[Anonymous No.10110075]

>>10110064

>drink water on the side
>can't get drunk too quickly
>alcohol doesn't burn
>diluting the alcohol doesn't make the alcohol taste better

[Anonymous No.10110078]

>>10110074

Eh, maybe I'll give it a try next time. Just seems like a bigger hassle to have a big light go off and wait for someone to come over to help you.

[Anonymous No.10110114]

>9.30pm, not drunk enough to sleep, shop closed, booze gone

[Anonymous No.10110150]

>>10110114
you called?

[Anonymous No.10110162]

>>10110150
Now I had a bit of a chuckle at that.

[Anonymous No.10110167]

>>10110150
I've tried it. Fucking DON'T. Just don't. Just go to sleep and wait until the beer or liquor stores open up again. Don't drink Listerine. That shit is nasty and it will kill you, or at least make you feel like shit. DON'T.

[Anonymous No.10110171]

>>10110150
>>10110167
The brown offbrand stuff is like 41-44 proof
2 shots of it is like 1 shot of liquor and it doesnt have all that mint crap.

[Anonymous No.10110189]

>>10110150
Don't have any. I'm going to be crapping pure vanillashits for like 2 days though.
Fkn £12 worth. Feel nada.

[Anonymous No.10110198]

>>10110189
Shop-lifting those 4oz bottles of that pure vanilla extract and chugging it before work as a dishwasher was the low point of my life.

[Anonymous No.10110233]

>>10110198
>>10110189
Is that actually a way to get drunk?

[Anonymous No.10110240]

>>10110233
only if you have like £200 worth. they're loaded with ethanol though.

[Anonymous No.10110243]

been off my meds for about a week now
really starting to feel it

[Anonymous No.10110258]

>>10110233
Here in the south, each bottle of pure vanilla extract is 70 proof. So 2-4 oz can help you feel less sick or shakey. but it is expensive so we lift em sometimes.
Don't try and it drunk off them though it is a last resort option.

[Anonymous No.10110499]

>tfw I get a couple gobment income tax checks in and I have my apartment for at least up to April and maybe May now
I was a hairline away from being homeless, boys.

[Anonymous No.10110512]

>tfw first liquor in a month

i'm slowly but surely getting a hang of this moderation thing.

[Anonymous No.10110514]

>>10110243
which meds?

[Anonymous No.10110517]

>>10110114
9:30? Where do you live, Nunavut?

[Anonymous No.10110520]

>>10110517
UK

[Anonymous No.10110527]

>>10110074
Just go to a liquor store. Just be like "man I'm a fucking alcoholic" and they'll laugh and be like "hah no, you should see some of my other daily customers, that's nothing."

[Anonymous No.10110530]

Daily reminder most of us will die of suicide

[Anonymous No.10110536]

>>10110520
You can't just hit the local pub, order a glass of whiskey, pour it into a flask and leave?

[Anonymous No.10110544]

>>10110536
might as well pour it in the gullet

[Anonymous No.10110548]

>>10110530
You stupid illiterate fucktard. That says 18% of alcoholics off themselves. Less than one in five is not "most".

[Anonymous No.10110555]

hi it's hearing songs out of my motherboard guy, I"m still drinking, things sucks. can't wait for withdrawals. I dunno. Girls suck.

[Anonymous No.10110560]

>>10110548
I bet 4chan using alcoholics get above that 18% :^)

[Anonymous No.10110562]

>>10110548
whatever bro

[Anonymous No.10110565]

>>10110548
I never said what percentage you stupid illiterate fuck tardiness.

You are a special kind of stupid

[Anonymous No.10110573]

>>10110565
You said "most". That means more than 50%.

[Anonymous No.10110693]

>>10110555
>Girls suck
Tell us what happened, anon.

[Anonymous No.10110925]

i'm going to the doctor tomorrow to discuss naltrexone (also my foot). kind of nice not feeling obligated to play dress-up and pretend to be a functioning human for them, seeing as i'm being completely honest and straightforward about my alcohol abuse at this point.

[Anonymous No.10110952]

>>10110925

I fucking hated naltrexone, but apparently there are masochists out there who it works for.

[Anonymous No.10111044]

I can survive daylight but the evenings and nights, the darkness, is what gets me.
I could stay sober no problem, the issue isn't the lack of alcohol but the presence of something else.
This seems to describe it quite well:
>Hal isn’t old enough yet to know that this is because numb emptiness isn’t the worst kind of depression. That dead-eyed anhedonia is a but a remora on the ventral flank of the true predator, the Great White Shark of pain. Authorities term this condition clinical depression or involutional depression or unipolar dysphoria. Instead of just an incapacity for feeling, a deadening of soul, the predator-grade depression Kate Gompert always feels as she Withdraws from secret marijuana is itself a feeling. It goes by many names- anguish, despair, torment, or q.v. Burton’s melancholia or Yevtuschenko’s more authoritative psychotic depression- but Kate Gompert, down in the trenches with the thing itself, knows it simply as It.

I feel scared for no reason and have an unbearably uncomfortable undefinable sting in my heart and gut and brain and it won't let me find peace and it makes me have nightmares.
Drinking doesn't make it go away, but it makes the edges soft and round, it makes the pain blurry and rainbowy.

My muscles hurt and my hands and feet fall asleep all the time, I guess that's alcoholic neuropathy. Is this shit reversible when I quit drinking?

Also, what reason would there be for my throat to swell whenever I drink alcohol?
It's like an allergy, but it only started recently. I experimented with it and it's definitely the booze that makes my throat swell. Most of the time it only kicks in the morning after drinking, not while actually drinking.

[Anonymous No.10111103]

So I found out my 500ml a day of vodka is only going to be 1100 calories roughly.
So as long as I eat my vegetables and meats and avoid junk I should start losing some weight.

I am getting a gut again and I cant fit into my pants I could 2 months ago.
So on a 2500 or less calorie diet and some light exercise this should clear up rather quickly.

[Anonymous No.10111154]

>>10111103
But really though It is possible for me to lose weight when I have nearly zero chance to exercise because I am on job nearly 24/7 , watching the elderly?
I get only an hour or so to do body-weight excercises a day and normally I cannot do much because I am too tired from the alcoholism compounded with lack of sleep from them waking up and pacing around the house.

[Anonymous No.10111158]

>>10111103
But I don't understand how vodka has all those calories. You look at the nutrition and it's like: no sugar, no carbs, no fat, no sodium, no nothing. Where are the cals coming from?

[Anonymous No.10111168]

>>10111158

>pure alcohol contains roughly 7 calories per gram

[Anonymous No.10111172]

>>10106958
Go live in Venezuela if you want statism. Bonus, you won't be able to afford food, let alone booze.

[Anonymous No.10111176]

>>10111158
I do not know google it.

all I know is that they are empty calories with minimal to mostly no nutritional value.
Just purely calories, think of it like a fuel source.
A highly flammable fuel source.

[Anonymous No.10111260]

How do you deal with the cringe, fellows?
You know you still care

[Anonymous No.10111285]

>>10111260
nothing in this world could make me care

[Anonymous No.10111298]

>>10107089
>alcohol is more strict in Europe

I don't think so bud

[Anonymous No.10111376]

>>10111260
the plus side of going through hardcore WDs is that nothing else really matters as long as you're sober and not WD-ing

i literally can't think of a single cringe incident (and there have been hundreds) that makes me still cringe

if i am sleeping, eating, dont wanna kill myself, not shaking and sweating, not having total panicky meltdowns, whatever dude...everything else is literally whatever

[Anonymous No.10111505]

>>10111260
easy answer: i drink

[Anonymous No.10111514]

>>10110925
>seeing as i'm being completely honest and straightforward about my alcohol abuse at this point
I've been at this point for like a year and a half now. I just stopped caring and I straight up just tell people I have issues with alcohol is it's relevant. I've gotten way more help, respect and leniency ever since I started just being honest about my problems.

[Anonymous No.10111518]

I'm going to Amsterdam tomorrow night, How alck friendly are they?

t. American

[Anonymous No.10111537]

>>10111514
good on you man, that's great
i am trying to be more honest when out with friends / dates...it's hard though

[Anonymous No.10111559]

>>10106538
Second day sober. My stomach feels like a lump and I just feel so bored and anxious. What do bros?

[Anonymous No.10111560]

>>10111537
Well, I wouldn't say it's a "first couple of dates" type of topic, but if you see a relationship going somewhere or getting serious, then yeah. Friends and family or doctors and shit are another story though. I've talked to and met people too afraid to be completely honest with doctors about their addiction, which is sad because they'll never get proper help. In reality doctors see shit like this (and most likely worse) literally all the time and they honestly could not care less or won't ever judge you for it.

[Anonymous No.10111572]

>>10111514
I get around that by saying the facts, but treating it as a joke to friends

[Anonymous No.10111621]

>>10111518
you'll be served anywhere in pretty much any state unless you're being an asshole

lots of late night bar shit going on

you can call a delivery service for beer 24/7

[Anonymous No.10111665]

>>10111518
my hometown is just outside Amsterdam.
Its extremely alc friendly cause the Netherlands barely has liquor laws, though I'd recommend you visit Utrecht instead and get a much cleaner city with a lot less people around and Nigerian scammers pulling your arm at every corner.

[Anonymous No.10111744]

>>10111665
I already paid for the tickets.


What do Nigerian scammers say IRL?

The pay the taxes on my 2.2 billion thing?

[Anonymous No.10111752]

>>10111621
Can you buy liquor/beer 24/7? Or is there a cutoff time like the U.S.?

[Anonymous No.10111755]

>>10110925
naltrexone has made a world of difference for me. really takes away the physical urges to drink. hope you give it a shot and it works.

[Anonymous No.10111757]

>>10111044
thats a lot of text dude. everyone is tired from drinking. cut it down next time.

[Anonymous No.10111761]

My doctor gave me a bottle of gabapentin, but I was too afraid to take any for the last like year because I was gonna drink anyway. Any one have experience with that?

[Anonymous No.10111763]

>>10111559
if you are withdrawing you could use a few beers for tapering down. makes it a bit easier. bored and anxious? do something else.

[Anonymous No.10111774]

>>10111761
Yea, It makes you feel like you drank 6 cups of coffee and doesn't help shit

[Anonymous No.10111782]

>>10111761
>>10111774
To clarify, it was supposed to be for craving alcohol or something. I guess I should try it before I dump it or whatever, just she never said what it would do lol

[Anonymous No.10111784]

>>10111761
yeah. it helps with anxiety and helps with alcohol withdrawals, but you get physically dependent on it if you take regularly, and the withdrawals for gabapentin last about a week. the withdrawal symptoms are similar to alcohol.

i used to take it last year. at first it was good every once in a while but then i started taking it daily (didnt know it caused physical dependency). had to taper off it with the help of the doctor. i would save what you have for alcohol withdrawals. only use it occasionally.

[Anonymous No.10111790]

>>10111784
Is it just as good as a xanny during hangovers? or use only during WDs?

[Anonymous No.10111791]

>>10111782
It's literally trash.

I threw about 120 300mg capsules of it away last year, I'd rather snort caffeine powder then take that shit.

[Anonymous No.10111805]

>>10111791
>>10111784
Sounds scary like I thought. Well I just bought a bottle of vodka today, so I guess I'll try it after I'm through with that

[Anonymous No.10111807]

>>10111790
No its not as relaxing and sedating as a benzo, but it is noticibly helpful. You can use it during hangovers, but dont make a habit out of it or you will just get more dependent on alcohol and gabapentin. keep it around for emergency use is my suggestion.

[Anonymous No.10111812]

>>10111744
No they try to pull you into their restaurants/bars that overcharge like crazy.
Also, Utrecht is only an hour by train away so you can always visit on your 3rd or 4th day idk how long you're staying, have fun tho!

[Anonymous No.10111817]

>>10111805
I am being serious right now.


Dude do not take that when you are hungover or drunk, You will deeply regret it.


It dehydrates you and causes vomiting sober as a goat, Take it hungover or drunk and you'll kill yourself to make the room stop spinning

[Anonymous No.10111824]

>>10111812
Thanks.

I'm staying 10 days, Will do!

[Anonymous No.10111863]

>>10111817
I meant like "the next time I quit" which will undoubtedly be like 3 days from now. I won't take it while drunk

[Anonymous No.10111937]

Does drinking a cup of water in between every drink make you less drunk?

[Anonymous No.10111939]

>>10111937
I just mean does drinking water while drinking alcohol make you lose your buzz?

[Anonymous No.10111968]

>>10111939
no, that's retarded

[Anonymous No.10111969]

>>10111939
No

[Anonymous No.10111979]

>>10111968
>>10111969
Then why doesn't everyone do that to reduce the hangover?

[Anonymous No.10111982]

>>10111979
Because they are morons. Also water doesn't taste gud while your goal is getting shitfaced

[Anonymous No.10112030]

I won't drink tonight.
I won't drink tonight.
I won't drink tonight.

[Anonymous No.10112043]

>>10111044
I'm about halfway through Infinite Jest.
The drinking has really delayed my progress these last few months

[Anonymous No.10112052]

>tfw ate a fat girls pussy again this week


When will the pain train end lads?

[Anonymous No.10112064]

>>10112052
What pain, faggot. You loved every second. Fat girls rule

[Anonymous No.10112066]

I hate knowing that any amount of money I think about spending on alcohol is so, so much better invested in food that a desperately need and I always regret drinking once I sober/wake up.

[Anonymous No.10112073]

>>10112064
You are right. I just don't love the shame and the embarrassment of my family finding out


My brother caught me eating this fat chicks snatch last weekend, An busted my balls relentlessly.

[Anonymous No.10112101]

>>10112073
Tell him that you can't get any better, and he bitches back, just ask him to pay you a hooker. We aint no models, we have to satisfy our needs with landwhales

[Anonymous No.10112107]

A retarded chick is literally macking on me as we speak.


>tfw can attract no women but ugly and literally retarded women

the green x's are me


She's fucking persistent.

I've tried to break off this convo like 4x and she keeps dragging me back in saying please talk to me, ect

[Anonymous No.10112135]

>>10112107
Just end it, you sperg. Jeez.

[Anonymous No.10112143]

>>10112107
she seems to have a cute personality

[Anonymous No.10112147]

>>10108056
two years sober myself. Withdrawals kinda suck, but they're nowhere near as bad as being a complete non functioning alcoholic, believe it or not. That always makes me laugh when I see people in these threads say they dread withdrawals, but never realize they're in a much worse hell right now.

And if your withdrawals are so bad they'll kill you, then you're going to die anyway whether you're drinking or not, that's how bad of shape you're in.

One thing that really surprised me was just how long term the effects of alcohol really were. You always think you drink, get hungover for a few days and it's done. Fuck no, that shit stays with you for a long long time. It is a depressant after all, It took like 3 months of sobriety before I stopped being inexplicably depressed. About 6 months in I started to get emotions again. Took about a year before all the physical pain, like liver and pancreas aching and all that went away.

The other thing I realize is just how much alcohol ruled my mind, I was super depressed, suicidal, all that shit. When I sobered up my life didn't really improve besides sobriety, but I was amazed at just how much better, mentally I felt, I still had all the same problems but none of them seemed like an unfixable tragedy like I thought when I was drinking. Go figure, you consume massive quantities of a mind altering drug, and it affects you mind.

[Anonymous No.10112152]

>>10112143
She's actually pretty cute.

I feel bad she's got a learning disability.

[Anonymous No.10112168]

>>10111982
Also you piss like a racehorse

[Anonymous No.10112173]

>>10111982
>water doesn't taste gud
I disagree. I've been chasing booze for years and years with ice water and I find it refreshing.

[Anonymous No.10112257]

>>10112052
>>10112073
story time please

[Anonymous No.10112432]

23.5 years old.

Been drinking heavily the past 2 years I'd say. Only now realizing that my horrible hangovers and weird psychiatric symptoms I've gotten in the past weren't hangovers and weird psychiatric symptoms...they were withdrawals. Only realizing that this week now that I've decided to not drink.

My tongue went numb on Saturday...I've only just gotten sensation back there today. Stopped drinking Monday morning when I woke up.

It's scary how little you're told in schools about this stuff. Being from the Deep South, I was told virtually nothing. It's a socially acceptable thing, but it's so bad for you.

I didn't really come to terms with the fact that this is an issue until very recently, but all the warning signs were there. Hope I haven't already fucked everything up.

Glad I found you guys. Anyone know if this pic is accurate? I just want to be well soon. Should I have tapered? I took a clonazepam (0.5 mg) I had diagnosed to me for an unrelated issue which I have never taken before today earlier.

[Anonymous No.10112464]

i really need to stop buying liquor

bought a liter of vodka to share on social nights and ive already drank it by myself in under a week
i think its because of that year i spent avoiding my emotions by drowning myself in various alcohols
i constantly feel like i need to tell people that im secretly a depressed alcoholic to help them empathize with why im so fucking weird
but that would just make things worse

[Anonymous No.10112468]

>>10112432
>I've decided to not drink
Keep it that way, man. It only gets worse and worse as you drink more and time progresses.

[Anonymous No.10112508]

>>10112432
>It's scary how little you're told in schools about this stuff.
i remember being told in school if you need a glass of wine every day after work to calm down that would make you an alcoholic
but nothing about hard liquor; i.e. the shitstorm i keep throwing myself into

[Anonymous No.10112518]

>>10112508
Which is funny because it's usually biological or an addictive personality disorder that tends to cause alcoholism/addictions. Someone who just likes to party or drinks due to just stress isn't going to be a straight up "addict".

[Anonymous No.10112530]

>>10108495
down by law, nice

[Anonymous No.10112544]

>>10108495
>trying to distract myself and keep myself sober
It's so hard. I can somehow manage most of the time, but when something clicks in my brain it's almost all I can think about until the stores close. It takes so much willpower not to give in.

[Anonymous No.10112557]

>>10112464
expanded: i recently joined a local uni group and tried to explain to everyone that it took me until my 2nd year here to get involved because i had a bad acid trip (which is kind of true, but really thats just my depression) and i can tell everyone sees through my bullshit and it makes me want to drink even more

[Anonymous No.10112595]

is there a place on 4chan for heroin addicts? i just lurk here because its the only place i feel comfortable being a fuckup.

Anyway, day 4 off dope, about to get my paycheck. 90% certain that i'll go to get more dope tonight. fuuuuck me right guys

[Anonymous No.10112612]

>>10112595
How much does that usually cost you? I don't think I've seen any drug addict threads on 4chan, but maybe /r9k/ or /soc/...? I dunno. Either way, there are al/ck/'s that also do drugs here too, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.10112683]

>>10112432
i don't think seizures peaking before the end of the first day is accurate at all.

[Anonymous No.10112689]

>>10112595
there is 420chan, but you won't find much in the way of drug-specific threads here outside of 14 year olds pretending to be cool on /b/

[Anonymous No.10112696]

>>10112683
I've had a seizure after 3 or 4 days of sobriety.

[Anonymous No.10112733]

>>10112595
Ur already like halfway through the worst of it anon. If you were smart you'd go through the rest of the wd and be done with it, I wish I did. I took Suboxone for over 4 years then was forced to kick that cold turkey due to health insurance. I was sick for a month plus at least another month of paws. I didn't realize how altered I was until I was forced to quit. Subs and methadone is a trap.

[Anonymous No.10112741]

>>10112696
yeah, that's around where i would expect the peak to be. 3-4 days. the chart implies they're practically non-existent at that point

[Anonymous No.10112778]

>>10112741
Yeah I thought the same. The rest seems reasonable though.

[Anonymous No.10112805]

Time to migrate. New bread:
>>10112801
>>10112801
>>10112801
>>10112801

[Anonymous No.10112822]

>>10112107
hahahhahahha you attracted a retarded fat chick? PLEASE pics

[Anonymous No.10112837]

>>10112432
You're probably alright m8.

[Anonymous No.10112863]

>>10106838
went through similar with cocaine addiction, it'll get better and you'll get your life back at the end. it's worth it. keep going anon. you can do it.

[Anonymous No.10112905]

Out on the bender again, I just drove out to walkmart and got a pack of beer. Dunno how I didn't get caught. Anyways

[Anonymous No.10113127]

>>10110555
>Girls suck.
That's the best bit

[Anonymous No.10113134]

>>10111260
I get drunk again. Not even kidding. And yes, once you start blacking out you're out of control, and the cringe is biblical.

[Anonymous No.10113136]

>>10112595
Used to be an /opi/ addict for 4 years now a /alk/ clean from /opi/ though for 18 months. People like us will always be addicted to something. I quit /opi/ with subs, moving states and exercise.

[Anonymous No.10113164]

>>10111761
I was given it for back pain, and was pleasantly surprised to find that withdrawals were a lot less hellish if i took some alongside valium, than would be the case if i took valium alone.

[Anonymous No.10113182]

>>10112052

[Anonymous No.10113198]

>>10109201
>>10109211
If I recall, it was those charcoal brita filters. I think I saw it one of those buzzfeed sites or something similar. Long story short, it made the vodka smoother to drink but not much else. They could still tell it was cheapshit when compared to the nicer stuff.

[Anonymous No.10113201]

>>10113182
Not eating fat girls pussy unironically,
Fatties give the most affection.

[Anonymous No.10113211]

>>10113201
They're 0% physically attractive though.

[Anonymous No.10113225]

>>10113211
Really depends on how they dress how they are proportioned and how drunk you are. Give me a 80-kilogram girl at 5'6 over a 45 kg girl at the same height anyday.

[Anonymous No.10113226]

>>10112595
can't you just get drunk while going through withdrawal, then replace with weed once the smack wd fucks off? i'm lucky i suppose in that i fucking adore weed, i can replace just about anything with it, even heroin.

[Anonymous No.10113227]

>>10112595
Hey we are here, not heroin but pharma.
ALK if just what we call it in polite company.

[Anonymous No.10113231]

>>10113225
not me. skinny to average or i'll just lose my erection halfway fucking them.

[Anonymous No.10113339]

>>10113231
Bruv Id fuck her hard.
But as if you dont like that THICC BOOTY.

[Anonymous No.10113341]

>>10109889

>clamato

That's the secret ingredient right there. If it ain't got that clam juice get that shit out of my face.

[Anonymous No.10113343]

>>10113339
i legit don't at all

[Anonymous No.10113360]

>>10113343
Whats your sexual experience?|
THICC GURLZ beat skinny self-conscious girls.
get a girl with a thicc booty and you will change your mind. speaking from someone who is an alcohol and has a thicc girl who looks after him.

[Anonymous No.10113381]

>>10113360
Not sure what you’re asking. But nah, I’m only attracted to slim-to-average grils

[Anonymous No.10113407]

>>10110530

Too stronk too Catholic for pussycide. I'll just die a painful death like a real man.

[Anonymous No.10114171]

How do I know if I’m physically addicted to alcohol or not?