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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Is /ck/ the fattest board?

>> No.10105907

>>10105891
Technically I would guess /fit/ since there's a huge amount of the population who are there trying to not be fat fucks anymore. I'm not sure if that really counts though.

>> No.10105937

>>10105891
yeah, it's also the most alcoholic board

>> No.10105942

gonna go with /v/ on this one

>> No.10105944

>>10105907
my guess would be r9k or b. At least fit is trying.

>> No.10105957

>>10105891
/s4s/ is fattest.
you must be sedentary if you post on that thing.

>> No.10105969

>>10105891
Imagine the fever of autism that culminated in this picture.

>> No.10105976 [DELETED] 

>>10105891
You can never really know. The fattest anons will never post pictures of themselves and will rarely reveal their wieght so you can never really gauge the "average" physique of a board.
t.6"5' 355lbs

>> No.10105983

>>10105891
You can never really know. The fattest anons will never post pictures of themselves and will rarely reveal their wieght so you can never really gauge the "average" physique of a board.
t.6'5" 355lbs

>> No.10106008

>>10105891
Stop being a faggot and find out yourself. Do a strawpoll from 10 boards and the first 10 responses of each and average them out. I'm guessing we'll see a site average of 450 megatons.

>> No.10106014

>>10105891
Have you seen the pics on /k/?

>> No.10106036

We’re any of you in the thread where that morbidly obese shutin chick was describing her experience as a liquid ball of flesh tormented by insatiable hunger and complete abandon of self control

It was wild

>> No.10106052

>>10106014
Yeah but the fatfucks are balanced out by the ripped furries and slender traps.

>> No.10106056

>>10106036
Link? I could do with some good pity stories.

>> No.10107320

>>10106036
Was that on /ck/?

>> No.10107327

morbidly obese fat guy reporting in, but i associate more with the /mlp/ board

>> No.10107366

If we're talking big data we can assume that /ck/ is very likely.
1. The majority of /ck/ is female, this is a fact
2. minorities seem to like to shitpost here about white people food.
both minorities and women are more likely to be fat.

>> No.10107375

>>10107366
>The majority of /ck/ is female, this is a fact
I'm gonna need to a see a citation on that buddy. There are plenty of girls here, more than most other boards, but I would be flabbergasted if any board on 4chan was over 50 percent female, with the possible exception of /cgl/.

>> No.10107385

>>10107375
>I'm gonna need to a see a citation on that buddy
you just posted a citation, friendo.

>> No.10107395

>>10107385
But I'm a boy(male).

>> No.10107405

>>10107395
>btw I'm a buy
suuuure

>> No.10107421

>>10107375
I am a dude who enjoys wearing womens clothes but i am not one of those fags who thinks i'm an actual girl.

>> No.10107427

>>10107405
are you a girl? i'm a girl too. hey, you know what would be cool? it would be really cool if us girls all posted naked pics of ourselves. you go first! go go go...

>> No.10107432

>>10107427
lesbians are the scum of the earth

>> No.10107445
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>>10107432
yea!! lets all get naked and post naked pics of our naked selves. it's just us girls here, rite? you first!!

>> No.10107447

Ck is def the fattest and also the worst at cooking. I've found this board has the most opinions on why something is shit (see: unitaskers, improper seasoning of cast iron, knife sharpening, tipping culture) but when it comes to basic cooking skills the people on here are trash.

>> No.10107454

>>10107447
>muh alton
>muh hipster cookware
>muh culture
/ck/ really is garbage

>> No.10107459

>>10105891
Probably LGBT

>> No.10107460

>>10107447
In your expert opinion, does a sheppherd's pie have a crust?

>> No.10107467

/ck/ is the most disgusting board

>> No.10107470

>>10107460
In my opinion you'll be contrarian whatever I say while still being a terrible cook

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10107480

>>10107470
but to be a terrible cook one must engage in the act of cooking.

t. raw vegan

>> No.10107489

>>10107480
enjoy ruining the texture of a huge part of the middle of the banana stupid skank

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>>10107489
that banan was frozen, tho.

also, i lied. about the banan being frozen and also not cooking.

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>> No.10107540

>>10107528
>>10107480
Who is this bae?

>> No.10107545

>>10107540
the last one i have tells all, with sound.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1517730867452.webm

>> No.10107549

veddit if you shit up another hidden gem board ill fucking kms

>> No.10107565

>>10107528
shes cute. also the bannananana just looks unripe

>> No.10107572

>>10107545
fantastic song choice. In primary school our sports teacher used to make us dance to that whenever it was raining. Hes now a local politician. Creepiness aside i still like the music.

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>>10107572
you never forget your first macarena. for me it at a wedding.

surprised no one has meme'd it into macarena cheese in some way.

pic unrelated. just a /ck/ mod teaching a cooking class.

>> No.10107617

>>10107375
>>>/cgl/9766236

You weren't joking, sheesh

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>>10107549

>>10107653
>>10107633

We own this place, u lil bitch.

>> No.10107884

>>10105891
Never trust a cook that isn't fat

>> No.10107908

>>10107366
It checks out.

>> No.10108008

>>10107421
Are you on hormones?

I'm almost two years on estrogen and while I don't want to be one of those fags who thinks it makes me a girl, I'm kind of warming up to the idea

>> No.10108011

>>10107545
Lol who is this funny autist lady?

>> No.10108095

>>10105944
/r9k/ is full of skeletons who hate their bodies and starve themselves. /b/ is full of kids so they're not that bad either. I think it is /fit/ (look at their weight loss and SIG threads) followed by /ck/.

>> No.10108377

>>10108008
And i'm warming up the clippers

>> No.10108390

>>10105891
Probably robot

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>>10105891
From the last survey /mlp/ is the fastest board, closely followed by /a/.

>> No.10108625

>>10108593
it would make sense that ponies re the fastest.

>> No.10108673

>>10105891
No /g/ is.

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>>10108095
>/r9k/
>skeletons

Hahahahaha my sides.

>> No.10108704

>>10105969
that picture is years old, back when 4chan could be bad and funny at the same time

>> No.10108728

>>10106052
this, I go to /k/ meetups, it's a good 1/3 each split between fat fucks, ripped Chads who are probably furries, and traps

>> No.10108785

>>10108678
Hm? I don't visit that board because I value my sanity but whenever I see someone mention they browse /r9k/ they're normal weight at most, many underweight.

>> No.10108828

>>10108728
>I go to /k/ meetups
How were the brownies?

>> No.10108927

>>10108828
They're an acquired taste.

>> No.10108939

>>10106036
Link please.

>> No.10108962

>>10107366
>minorities seem to like to shitpost here about white people food

Those are white people falseflagging.

>> No.10108987

>>10107539
whats her problem?

>> No.10108997

>>10107445
gross

>> No.10109017

>>10107675
Every board needs to allow furry porn so you people will go back to normie hell

>> No.10109025

>>10108962
t. Brown clown

>> No.10109056

>>10109025
>Ciencentavoswise el payaso bailando

>> No.10109064

>>10109056
>prego

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10109318

>>10108008
>>10107421

Get helped and seek Jesus

>> No.10109429

>>10109318
That patient was psychotic and the use of pimozide to treat gender dysphoria in non-crazy people is fully debunked. I know you're already itching to go "you ARE crazy," or some shit, but don't bother please. I just like being cute. It's not that bad.