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Webm Thread Anonymous Tue Feb 6 01:40:52 2018 No.10102153 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 01:41:57 2018 No.10102161 Hot nickel ball on my pussy please!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 01:57:27 2018 No.10102212 >>10102153 malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat. And it's being used for this nonsense instead of me eating it. shame, OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 02:04:41 2018 No.10102242 >>10102153 >it's another "molten ball of fire is placed on top of something that literally melts at body temperature" video >it still manages to be over a minute long

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 02:25:13 2018 No.10102308 >>10102153 There's already a webm thread, you disgusting pile of smegma.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 02:38:12 2018 No.10102346 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1513815387143.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 02:39:30 2018 No.10102352 File: 2.19 MB, 640x360, 1514941519476.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10102308 it's close to bump limit dummy

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 02:48:46 2018 No.10102374 >>10102346 Is there a place to get red pepper flakes other than having pizza delivered and relieving the delivery guy of his entire stash?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 02:52:15 2018 No.10102385 File: 2.93 MB, 640x640, 1513572360261.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 03:00:08 2018 No.10102408 File: 181 KB, 898x701, 126073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10102374 A grocery store is generally a pretty good bet, though I have heard there are some ascetic cults that you could distill the sweat from and get similar effects.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 03:02:45 2018 No.10102420 >>10102408 Thanks, I'll have to do some searching to see which is cheaper in my area.

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 03:10:16 2018 No.10102443

>>10102385
>It's only deliverable in Japan.

Why does that trigger me?
Not the fact that it's only deliverable in Japan, but the fact that they feel the need to say that, as if there's someone siting in fucking Italy going "Fuck I should order that... Oh, wait they only deliver it in Japan..."

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 03:21:17 2018 No.10102484 File: 32 KB, 201x500, 51gjiSwlV+L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10102374 Yeah you can buy it at the grocery store where all the spices are I buy pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:04:32 2018 No.10102610 File: 2.95 MB, 400x224, cuts lasagne crust w knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:05:37 2018 No.10102614 File: 2.91 MB, 400x224, FATBANG.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:09:21 2018 No.10102625 File: 2.75 MB, 480x270, cuts off 30% of sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:10:27 2018 No.10102629 File: 2.97 MB, 500x500, calzone balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:12:47 2018 No.10102633 File: 2.89 MB, 400x400, buffalo tots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:13:53 2018 No.10102641 File: 2.94 MB, 400x224, crustless trash.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:14:58 2018 No.10102644 File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, throws away cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:16:13 2018 No.10102647 File: 2.68 MB, 720x720, deep frying.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:17:50 2018 No.10102657 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, gordon ramsey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:19:15 2018 No.10102661 File: 2.98 MB, 400x224, eat pork and throw bun out.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:20:46 2018 No.10102668 >>10102644 >>10102641 >>10102625 I've found a new form of autism contained in this here anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:23:10 2018 No.10102677 >inb4 anon inb4's like 50 different things

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 04:52:19 2018 No.10102745 >>10102629 >deconstructed.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 05:20:32 2018 No.10102809 >>10102212 malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat. And you eat it selfishly on your own instead of sharing videos of it for millions to enjoy kys yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 05:23:08 2018 No.10102815 >>10102633 >Let's put bacon on it :^) this meme is just

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 05:24:10 2018 No.10102817 >>10102657 what the actual fuck is going on, I feel like I'm high

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 05:31:15 2018 No.10102830 >>10102817 Wait I get it now

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 06:34:11 2018 No.10102952 >>10102644 This is actually really normal when it comes to decorating cakes and evening out the top for when you make something pretty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 06:35:37 2018 No.10102955 >>10102610 >>10102625 >>10102641 >>10102644 >>10102661 Oh look, the fag is back again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 07:53:27 2018 No.10103130 File: 2.82 MB, 600x450, when ck was good.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 08:13:57 2018 No.10103190 >>10103130 Oh fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 08:41:01 2018 No.10103252 File: 69 KB, 900x900, 1490498768473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10103130 Nothing personal, kid

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 08:45:29 2018 No.10103263 File: 80 KB, 749x770, anonymous delivers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10103130 Nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 08:45:34 2018 No.10103264 >>10103252 ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 08:47:44 2018 No.10103272 File: 28 KB, 1280x720, 1458593511327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10103264

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 08:49:00 2018 No.10103279 >>10103272 i think i know what's up and if shit happens then there will be repurcussions. time will tell

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 08:51:17 2018 No.10103292 File: 93 KB, 634x491, article25138291A660727000005DC412_634x491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10103279

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 09:00:48 2018 No.10103320 >>10102647 This made me laugh really hard but also cry a bit because it's one of my biggest fears

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 09:23:37 2018 No.10103387 >>10102212 these things were most likely shit out on an automated assembly line and consist of artifical flavoring, food coloring, and high fructose corn syrup with xanthan gum for consistency

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 09:24:33 2018 No.10103393
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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 11:54:26 2018 No.10103864 >>10103393 You forgot: Hotdog fitting perfectly into bicycle frame Two shots of vodka Numale makes exaggerated grilled cheese But otherwise good fucking effort

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 12:10:44 2018 No.10103908 >>10102346 >Bear claws to toss USE A FUCKING LADDLE. JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 12:17:14 2018 No.10103925 File: 835 KB, 500x375, 1431206126542.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10102647 >THROWS WATER ON STOVE

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:10:48 2018 No.10104102 >>10102212 They got paid either way. Why would they care how its used?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:14:01 2018 No.10104121 >>10102647 >tries moving the pot around when it's on fire lel we really should be teaching cooking in more schools

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:16:05 2018 No.10104131 File: 3 KB, 28x28, ela13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10102809

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:24:39 2018 No.10104160 >>10103864 >two shots of vodka This is my favrit maymay.

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:27:33 2018 No.10104173
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>>10102212
>malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat.

every time I order a double mocha frappuchino, I think of those poor little shits and toss a quarter into the donation cup.

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:30:15 2018 No.10104182
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>>10103864
>Numale makes exaggerated grilled cheese
Do you mean that scene from that movie? Why does that get so much flak? I haven't seen the movie, but since it's called "The Chef," I assumed the point of that scene was that being a chef has so consumed his life that he can't even make a simple fucking grilled cheese for his kid without going overboard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:34:32 2018 No.10104192 >>10104182 Jesus Christ, Favreau, it's just a grilled cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:36:37 2018 No.10104203 >>10104192 Yeah, I do believe that's the feeling the scene is supposed to evoke from you.

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:36:39 2018 No.10104204

>>10102633
>nigger prepares food
>frozen tots, nigs can't cook
>specifies rotisserie chicken, most supermarkets specify their chicken as that, so no effort required
>loadsasalt
>put that shit in a skillet despite never cooking it in a skillet
>all those dressings and sauces so you never have to taste the store-bought shit beneath
>bigass slab of watermelon in final shot

This is truly the most racist webm ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:38:56 2018 No.10104214 >>10104204 Food education and availability is actually a serious problem in black communities/ghettos.

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:44:31 2018 No.10104238

>>10104214
The destruction of the traditional family caused this. Moms or Dads saying "fuck it, bye" leads to the remaining parent never having time to cook, so all they get is McDicks and other shit.

It also works the other way, if both parents stay. Shit's so fucking expensive these days, both parents have to have jobs. So they get their kids McDicks or whatever because they're just too damn tired to cook properly.

It's fucking depressing.

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 13:57:20 2018 No.10104275

>>10104204
>frozen tots
a bunch of widely known chefs and other ppl in the field including david chang, anthony bourdain and a bunch of others have stated tater tots are one of the few things that are better doing premade. for the time, effort and money you'll spend making them from scratch, it's just not worth it when you get something just as good premade

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 14:19:23 2018 No.10104385 >>10103864 >good fucking effort retard must not understand this is old pasta.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 14:36:48 2018 No.10104479 >>10104121 though im sure there are people that actually do that kinda of shit; that webm is obviously staged and meant for laughs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 14:46:39 2018 No.10104528 >>10102809 How much would they get paid if nobody hired them to harvest cocoa?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 14:49:49 2018 No.10104547 >>10104275 Hmm, I always thought this since all the recipes i've found for them look like a buttload of work for an inferior product. Glad to see such luminaries as bourdain and chang confirm it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 15:06:26 2018 No.10104605 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1511728958488.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 15:08:51 2018 No.10104615 >>10104204 she has nice hands though

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 15:12:38 2018 No.10104632 File: 2.74 MB, 870x720, 1511387918835.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 15:39:52 2018 No.10104746 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Croque Monsieur.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10104182 You call that pussy sandwich a grilled cheese?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 15:50:44 2018 No.10104791 >>10104746 shouldnt the beschamel be poured over it and not spread on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 15:57:54 2018 No.10104816 File: 2.90 MB, 532x300, Ultimate Grilled Cheese Sandwich _ Jamie Oliver _ Jamie’s Comfort Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 15:58:07 2018 No.10104817 >>10104632 What is this? Didn't really notice anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 15:58:52 2018 No.10104820 >>10104817 The joke is the camera operator gets distracted by her cleavage and fails to look up when she's showing the chocolate

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 16:00:10 2018 No.10104824 File: 2.89 MB, 426x240, Ultimate Grilled Cheese Sandwich _ Jamie Oliver _ Jamie’s Comfort Food2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10104816 checking if the smaller size looks particularly better

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 16:02:18 2018 No.10104830 >>10104820 Ah, I guess I see now. Not exactly Alexandra Mammario though, is she? >>10104816 >>10104824 This guy is a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 16:03:21 2018 No.10104835 >>10104816 Fuck bongs are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 16:03:53 2018 No.10104838 >>10104746 That isn't a grilled cheese, it's croque monsieur. And a shitty one at that

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 16:04:37 2018 No.10104842

>>10104830
The thing she's doing is called the "orgasmic biscuit". You take a chocolate biscuit like a Penguin and bit off the opposite corners. Then you use it as a straw to drink coffee or hot chocolate, and when the drink reaches your mouth you eat it whole drink-end first

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 16:05:29 2018 No.10104846 >>10102346 >baked

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 16:21:41 2018 No.10104936 >>10104842 thx bby

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 16:28:41 2018 No.10104967 >>10103387 unlikely

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:17:36 2018 No.10105177 File: 1.98 MB, 640x360, 1512777409312.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:21:02 2018 No.10105192 >>10102352 what is the first one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:25:00 2018 No.10105207 File: 2.69 MB, 202x360, 1514935912148.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:27:24 2018 No.10105221 File: 2.25 MB, 640x360, 1512758079405.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:29:36 2018 No.10105234 File: 2.06 MB, 640x360, 1512768988048.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:35:40 2018 No.10105265 >>10105177 I was disappointed in this .webm. The thumbnail made me think it was a lunchable pizza, but the joke being that it's prepared all fancy. Heck, maybe I'll make that webm myself!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:40:02 2018 No.10105289 File: 2.31 MB, 279x156, videotogif_2018.02.05_20.50.09.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] poptarts

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:46:06 2018 No.10105316 >>10103130 did he died?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:49:59 2018 No.10105336 >>10105316 nah, they glued it back together and set it frree

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 17:57:08 2018 No.10105378 File: 2.94 MB, 540x404, VienettaNoAudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10105289

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 19:10:05 2018 No.10105747 File: 2.92 MB, 480x270, 1517419546479.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 19:12:18 2018 No.10105765 >>10105747 >how to waste an emu egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 19:22:43 2018 No.10105846 >>10102625 >he doesn't enjoy tea >>10102641 >he wants crust on his croque monsieur >>10102644 >he doesn't understand the concept of layers smdh anon, you trashy af

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 19:26:13 2018 No.10105879 >>10102661 >he questions maangchi so not only are you tasteless, you're also immoral. shame on you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 19:28:46 2018 No.10105899 >>10102153 Does this prove 9/11 was an inside job?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 19:29:47 2018 No.10105909 >>10105765 My first thought too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 19:31:22 2018 No.10105920 >>10104547 >bourdain and chang >luminaries being a celebrity does not make you an authority, anon. neither of them are respected for their cooking, their respected for their business sense, media abilities, and for being nice insider bro guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 19:33:16 2018 No.10105945 >>10102212 Blame the Demiurge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 19:58:06 2018 No.10106114 File: 2.90 MB, 480x360, orangejuice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:01:16 2018 No.10106133 File: 2.51 MB, 640x360, lobster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:01:49 2018 No.10106137 File: 2.97 MB, 1280x720, some pulp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10106114 I hope that's only some pulp

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:03:48 2018 No.10106153 File: 1.97 MB, 640x360, youVSspics.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10106137 source?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:07:04 2018 No.10106167 >>10102647 Fucking lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:10:09 2018 No.10106188 >>10105192 Takoyaki, i think

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:11:51 2018 No.10106194 >>10104605 If i were really drunk...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:13:27 2018 No.10106203 >>10104615 >long hands >short fingers Whatever you say, pal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:22:51 2018 No.10106247 >>10105207 This is the most confusing webm i have ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:24:22 2018 No.10106249 >>10102374 A grocery store, millennial faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:24:41 2018 No.10106250 >>10105234 >its not filled with cocaine

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:25:27 2018 No.10106253 >>10106153 ....seriously?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:28:11 2018 No.10106273 >>10106153 That was the cringiest food webm ever. "WE'RE ALL THE SAME BUT WHITE PEOPLE ARE WORSE!!!!!!" "THERE IS NO RACE BUT WHITE PEOPLE SUCK!!!"""

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:32:16 2018 No.10106297 File: 2.63 MB, 640x360, fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:34:15 2018 No.10106304 File: 16 KB, 524x463, how to destroy all your wings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10103908 oh yeah?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:36:22 2018 No.10106316 >>10104746 >mom can you make me a sandwich >sure should be ready by next tuesday

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:36:44 2018 No.10106320 >>10105192 It's takoyaki that looks like dango

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:37:38 2018 No.10106325 >>10102374 Unironically I grow my own peppers, dry them, then crush them. >>10103908 u wot? those are both retarded choices

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:39:25 2018 No.10106337

>>10103320
Don't overfill your pot and it won't happen

Happened to me a couple of times when I was young (and drunk). Don't throw water on it. At least dumb drunk young me knew that much. I poured half my kosher salt on my stove and killed the fire (but lost a lot of salt).

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 20:44:02 2018 No.10106361 File: 1.39 MB, 256x192, 1446791838538.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10106316

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:03:35 2018 No.10106468 File: 2.90 MB, 500x500, eat shitt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:04:41 2018 No.10106476 File: 2.95 MB, 500x280, crust cutters peak form.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:04:59 2018 No.10106479 >>10105265 same

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:05:19 2018 No.10106482 >>10106468 >All those lumps in the cake mix Literally one job and they fucked it up

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:06:52 2018 No.10106490 File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, back in nam we ate the brain of our enemies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:14:19 2018 No.10106527 >>10106153 I hope you choke to death tonight

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:16:26 2018 No.10106533 File: 2.44 MB, 302x302, chiken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10102153

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:18:01 2018 No.10106546 File: 2.86 MB, 400x400, taco pie mi amigo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10106153

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:19:06 2018 No.10106551 File: 2.87 MB, 500x500, pizza bread bowl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:20:43 2018 No.10106558 File: 2.86 MB, 400x400, pesto CHEESE bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:21:20 2018 No.10106561 >>10106551 horrific

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:21:48 2018 No.10106563 File: 2.84 MB, 400x400, pesto CHEESE sticks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:23:33 2018 No.10106571 File: 2.91 MB, 400x224, tfw no qt nam gf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:25:16 2018 No.10106581 File: 2.81 MB, 500x280, hot chicks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:26:21 2018 No.10106587 File: 2.85 MB, 500x500, how to make fake vomit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:27:23 2018 No.10106594 >>10106581 bawwww

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:30:01 2018 No.10106610 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, chicken2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10106594

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:30:32 2018 No.10106612 >>10104632 need sauce, please. she's doing the tim tam thing and i'm pretty sure it's in melbourne. definitely somewhere in australia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:34:08 2018 No.10106636 >>10102657 uncontrollable laughter

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:45:56 2018 No.10106678 File: 2.88 MB, 500x500, steamy testicles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:47:19 2018 No.10106682 File: 2.89 MB, 400x400, cheese stuffed nuggies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:55:23 2018 No.10106715 File: 2.89 MB, 450x252, alpha male cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:56:32 2018 No.10106719 >>10106636 https://youtu.be/qyL_cYxV6QA

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 21:59:54 2018 No.10106734 >>10106682 It's like shitty chicken kiev

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:02:10 2018 No.10106743 File: 2.86 MB, 430x240, subways eat fresh.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:07:49 2018 No.10106763 File: 2.85 MB, 500x500, mixed berry cobbler.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:09:20 2018 No.10106766 File: 2.90 MB, 720x720, you guys werent jk about the cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:10:24 2018 No.10106770 File: 2.88 MB, 400x400, Sushi for retards.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:12:15 2018 No.10106777 >>10106133 the world is an amazing place

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:12:21 2018 No.10106778 File: 2.87 MB, 420x420, Birthday Cake Cheesecake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:12:40 2018 No.10106780 File: 2.83 MB, 320x180, pizzaroni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:16:06 2018 No.10106791 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, pizza thing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:25:43 2018 No.10106811 >>10106791 with shit like this and all those tasty shit videos makes me almost miss ja/ck/ webums

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:26:33 2018 No.10106817 >>10102633 Does anyone really flip tots halfway?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:41:44 2018 No.10106870 I feel like people who made a cooking video in square aspect ratio should be all rounded up then executed by a firing squad on live TV.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:44:11 2018 No.10106881 File: 2.64 MB, 640x360, meowscular chef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10102153

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:45:12 2018 No.10106886 >>10106153 What is that bread? Tres leches or something I've never heard of?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:47:35 2018 No.10106902 >>10106297 >Things that shouldn't give me an erection.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:48:17 2018 No.10106905 >>10106870 why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:50:01 2018 No.10106912 >>10106482 I've never really used ready made mix, but I know with actual baking, leaving the lumps in is better than overmixing 90 percent of the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:51:40 2018 No.10106919 >>10105378 As an engineer this is beautiful

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:52:43 2018 No.10106925 >>10105765 What are you supposed ti do with them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:52:53 2018 No.10106927 >>10106558 I actually really like pesto. Get rid of or dial back on the cheese and this seems fine. Any other pesto break recipes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:54:43 2018 No.10106933 File: 2.90 MB, 400x400, why would anyone make this.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 22:55:50 2018 No.10106937 >>10102153 >doesn't even burn it completely that's lame

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:00:35 2018 No.10106944 found the crust guy https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1517975877409.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:01:11 2018 No.10106948 >>10106533 >tomato based sauce in cast iron rip pan seasoning

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:04:08 2018 No.10106953 >>10106533 How many giggles do you think this guy had because he thinks he is clever?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:06:51 2018 No.10106961 >>10104746 qu'est-ce que c'est que cette merde

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:07:11 2018 No.10106964 >>10106763 wtf?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:07:53 2018 No.10106968 >>10106925 Chuck them at cars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:11:18 2018 No.10106977 >>10105747 how to waste a perfectly fine avocado

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:12:05 2018 No.10106979 File: 1.77 MB, 720x404, somebody toucha my spaghett.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10106953 >guy t. blame-shifting roastie

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:13:37 2018 No.10106982 >>10106933 What's supposed to happen when somebODY TAKES THE LAST SLICE AND THE GODDAMN FUCKING MARINARA BOWL SPILLS ON YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S TABLE CLOTH

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:14:45 2018 No.10106987 >>10106153 wtf I hate white people now. Fuck pzejrhlqkhfglhkqsdfrumf

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:15:43 2018 No.10106989 >>10106153 Im mexican and i hate that "we mexicans do all better " cringy buzzfeed tier shit. Also putting tomato on guac? What are we, animals?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:17:37 2018 No.10106992 >>10106743 What is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:22:30 2018 No.10107009 >>10102153 Has molecular gastronomy finally gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:22:31 2018 No.10107010 >>10106979 nice buzzwords

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:25:48 2018 No.10107029 File: 2.90 MB, 400x400, flaming HOT BORRINGO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:27:28 2018 No.10107034 >>10106933 >lasagna but every time they add an ingredient the recipe becomes more complicated than necessary

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:29:58 2018 No.10107044 File: 2.91 MB, 500x500, cattle ranch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:32:08 2018 No.10107051 >>10107010 but are my buzz words wrong words, tho?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:34:07 2018 No.10107058 >>10106770 That is 500 dorrar, piggu

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:35:34 2018 No.10107062 >>10103130 He posted that, didn't even bother to photoshop it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:39:07 2018 No.10107075 >>10107051 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:39:19 2018 No.10107077 File: 21 KB, 283x299, 9491051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10107029 >Not just cooking, but hand fucking mixing with nailpolish on

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:41:11 2018 No.10107084 >>10107075 so you're saying that those ""giggles"" were written by a girl and those aren't girl's hands (wearing a bracelet) in the webm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:43:39 2018 No.10107095 >>10106881 enjoy your toxoplasmosis

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:44:06 2018 No.10107099 >>10107075 so you're saying that those ""giggles"" weren't written by a girl and those aren't girl's hands (wearing a bracelet) in the webm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:45:53 2018 No.10107105 >>10107029 this is such a gaudy fucking color and doesn't mix well with the skin tone

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:47:03 2018 No.10107113 File: 2.80 MB, 848x480, ice cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:50:15 2018 No.10107119 >>10106247 Looks like a bunch of chinks fighting over crab at a buffet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:54:07 2018 No.10107130 >>10107119 looks like shrimp

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 23:55:53 2018 No.10107143 File: 2.81 MB, 400x400, advanced white castle mechanics.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:00:39 2018 No.10107156 >>10105207 looks like a mad scramble but nobody seems to be in a rush. even seaguls fighting for hot chips seem more focused and determined.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:01:35 2018 No.10107158 File: 2.83 MB, 400x400, advanced white castle mechanics 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:05:45 2018 No.10107167 >>10106153 >source? You have to be at least 18 to post on this site.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:08:27 2018 No.10107176 >>10107158 this would be great with flat bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:08:54 2018 No.10107178 >>10107167 >You have to be american to post on this site. No you don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:08:57 2018 No.10107179 >>10106992 Shipworms, a type of clam

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:09:08 2018 No.10107181 >>10106153 that's cool, they can stay in their own fucking country if they think they're so much better. also, I don't do any of that trashy shit and eat better than both depictions combined desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:09:19 2018 No.10107182 >>10107158 >Using moldy rolls

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:11:02 2018 No.10107192 File: 2.94 MB, 500x280, cooking_dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all these overhead shot facebook videos stop

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:11:59 2018 No.10107200 File: 41 KB, 645x773, boxer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10107178 only Americans watch the Sopranos

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:12:55 2018 No.10107204 >>10107200 >Americans literally who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:13:26 2018 No.10107205 >>10104182 >no Worcestershire sauce automatically shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:15:57 2018 No.10107217 >>10107192 YES PLEASE POST MOAR the square shape footy mum vids should be b&, iiqh

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:25:35 2018 No.10107253 >>10106780 This was more amusing than I expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:28:10 2018 No.10107266 File: 2.92 MB, 720x720, cheeseburger bowl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:32:15 2018 No.10107280 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1517005695303.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10104182 Can do better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:43:20 2018 No.10107304 >>10102610 >Average american woman, if not in her 30s then in her 40s

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:46:50 2018 No.10107313 >>10107192 They're not dumplings, they're takoyaki (japanese octopus/batter balls).

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:47:03 2018 No.10107314 File: 433 KB, 480x480, 1517952133253.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10102629 WHY THE FUCK IS IT BACKWARDS

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:49:17 2018 No.10107322 >>10102346 >425 F for 45 min Nigga what? At that temperature those wings only need 20 minutes, max. Fuck Tasty and anyone that trusts them.

Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:57:13 2018 No.10107343
File: 111 KB, 262x261, Fuck off infidel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>10102153
>>10102346
>>10102352
>>10102385
>>10102610
>>10102614
>>10102625
>>10102629
>>10102633
>>10102641
>>10102644
>>10102647
>>10102657
>>10102661
>>10103130
why does nothing in this thread have sound

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:58:11 2018 No.10107348 >>10107343 4chan doesn't have support for that yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:58:47 2018 No.10107351 >>10107343 this one does >>10106944 it also has dubs. win win!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 00:59:49 2018 No.10107357 >>10107348 r u sure? >>>/gif/ >>>/wsg/

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:14:39 2018 No.10107396 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1486449661124.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10107343 You're doing it wrong, it works for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:18:45 2018 No.10107409 >>10107322 They retard proof their recipes to prevent food poisoning and lawsuits from the retards who watch their videos. I really don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:19:54 2018 No.10107414 File: 2.62 MB, 640x360, 1501034378767.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:22:08 2018 No.10107426 >>10102647 The fact that this mong is wearing full chef's gear is what always makes me laugh

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:24:39 2018 No.10107433 >>10107348 certain boards has sound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:29:08 2018 No.10107443 File: 6 KB, 228x223, 1508892486956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10104605 >metal fork in microwave

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:30:28 2018 No.10107448 File: 49 KB, 400x400, 000255776_size_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10107182 >(You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:31:26 2018 No.10107450 File: 2.11 MB, 540x302, 1494761579569.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10103130

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:35:19 2018 No.10107462 >>10105177 >hurl hordler

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:44:08 2018 No.10107486 >>10104746 >>10104816 its funny watching people try to make stupid fat lazy people food look good

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:44:09 2018 No.10107487 >>10106587 howtowastegoodsteak.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:44:59 2018 No.10107491 File: 2.88 MB, 500x280, THOTBANG.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:46:52 2018 No.10107498 File: 2.98 MB, 450x252, cuts macaroni crust.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:47:07 2018 No.10107500 >>10106763 and there goes your seasoning

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:47:21 2018 No.10107502 >>10102610 The real crime here is the food in the aluminum pans. When forks and shit scrape against it all I can taste is metal on the fork

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:48:44 2018 No.10107510 >>10107450 if i was a crab i think i'd prefer the blade down the guts than suffer through the frostbite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:53:06 2018 No.10107525 >>10107029 Nice steamed flank steak

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:54:08 2018 No.10107527 >>10107113 lol you fucker

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 01:55:08 2018 No.10107531 >>10106273 When did they say anything on the left was worse, other than maybe the use of packaged guacamole?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 02:01:49 2018 No.10107553 >>10107491 5 years away from >>10102610 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 02:04:46 2018 No.10107561 >>10106886 conchas, mexican seashell bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 02:10:53 2018 No.10107582 >>10106297 >POOOOT >FRRRT

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 02:44:26 2018 No.10107698 File: 2.92 MB, 540x302, 1504907853548.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 02:49:09 2018 No.10107711 >>10107698 The John Henry of Domino's Pizza, if you will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 02:50:39 2018 No.10107714 >>10107711 You're not funny for making the same post every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 02:54:06 2018 No.10107723 >>10107711 >John Henry From wikipedia: >John Henry is an African American folk hero. ??

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 03:05:15 2018 No.10107754 >>10105221 japanese bread uses rice flour I like their rasin bread.rice flour is softer

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 03:13:16 2018 No.10107774 >>10107723 Read the rest of the goddamn page

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 03:14:47 2018 No.10107779 >>10107774 i don't care enough tho. you want me to understand your champaign comedy then the onus is on you

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 03:22:16 2018 No.10107807 File: 2.96 MB, 400x224, Mukbang gone HORRIBLY WRONG.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 03:28:19 2018 No.10107820 >>10104102 This, their time is sunk cost and they were paid their dues. How the product is used after it is shipped is 100% irrelevant to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 03:41:11 2018 No.10107853 >>10106610 Actually an amazing device, how didn't it rip the skin? Such a clean result

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 03:50:01 2018 No.10107866 >>10104842 >orgasmic biscuit fuck you it's the timtam slam, and it's the reason I moved to the southern hemisphere

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 03:55:29 2018 No.10107870 >>10106153 The right side is objectively worse on almost every point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 03:59:18 2018 No.10107878 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, gordan ramZ cuts crusts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Feb 7 04:01:34 2018 No.10107881
File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, gyro-grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>10106468
Anyone putting gummy anything into a recipe needs to be taken outside and shot.
The texture does not match anything else. The sudden realization that you have to chew this mouthful of 10 times as much is not pleasant, especially as half the stuff in your bite will be reduced to sludge and be mixed with ultra sweetened gloop. Gummies and chocolate don't match at all. FUCK, i'm mad.

JUST SAY NO, TO GUMMIES IN DESERTS.

Anonymous Wed Feb 7 04:06:07 2018 No.10107891

>>10103393
>>10103864
Also
>bacon sandwich cocktail
>wurstel thrown on woman's face
>a number of videos of an immensely fat woman cooking
>Jack's burger
>Jack's grill
>obese American kid terrified of Brussels sprouts
>crab cutting machine
>cooking air
>hot cheese wheel scraped with a knife
>egg stand

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 04:07:51 2018 No.10107892 >>10104173 Theres no example of where the weed comes from in that picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 04:08:59 2018 No.10107893 >>10106770 This is an act of war.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 04:11:41 2018 No.10107896 >>10107881 This looks like it would be dry and unpleasant

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 04:48:31 2018 No.10107965 >>10107450 >How to humanely kill a crab >Put it in the freezer >Jam a screwdriver down its dickhole

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 04:48:48 2018 No.10107967 >>10107896 but dude it spins xd

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 04:53:25 2018 No.10107976 >>10106581 So Michael Rapaport has a food eating show? Or am I missing something here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 04:55:53 2018 No.10107979 >>10104173 >weed >black guy gathering shrimp My fucking neurons

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 05:17:47 2018 No.10108023 >>10107965 Why do you assume all crabs are male?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 05:21:58 2018 No.10108035 >>10108023 The one in the video is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 05:28:00 2018 No.10108045 >>10107881 Is that the engine of the Event Horizon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 06:02:17 2018 No.10108112 >>10108045 >normies will never understand my smoked tendie machine RRRRREEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 06:15:39 2018 No.10108126 >>10107881 It's dirt cake for kids. It's fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 06:26:20 2018 No.10108137 File: 2.76 MB, 360x360, beer can chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10107343 lurk moar fucking newfaggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 06:29:29 2018 No.10108140 >>10102633 >salt and pepper on tots >salt and pepper on chicken >two instances of adding buffalo sauce to chicken

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 06:32:10 2018 No.10108146 >>10105177 >cooking with pol

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 06:33:06 2018 No.10108148 >>10106581 Any idea how they're slaughtered? Their heads are still imtact

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 06:36:44 2018 No.10108156 >>10107714 It was simply more of a comment, really. Not everything is a joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 06:55:52 2018 No.10108183 >>10107143 >spinach ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 06:58:38 2018 No.10108190 >>10107807 >le I only date black men face

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 07:15:51 2018 No.10108215 >>10107077 Source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 07:23:15 2018 No.10108232 >>10106989 you aint mexi if you dont put tomatos in your guac that webm made me hungry af, not saying we do it better but fuck its yummy food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 07:27:51 2018 No.10108239 >>10106316 >mom what are we having for lunch? >five seconds and these sandwhicwhifcchiwhes I've made for you, me, dad and your five siblings will be ready.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 07:30:03 2018 No.10108248 File: 370 KB, 791x543, 1517109979568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10106533 This makes me so mad.

Anonymous Wed Feb 7 07:32:33 2018 No.10108255 [DELETED]

>>10106468
>Don't overfill your pot and it won't happen
>Happened to me a couple of times when I was young (and drunk). Don't throw water on it. At least dumb drunk young me knew that much. I poured half my kosher salt on my stove and killed the fire (but lost a lot of salt).

This thing where American (and, commonly now, also European) instant-use mixes require milk or eggs instead of just water ruffles my jammies something fierce.

Those are both available dehydrated already in the mix. Literally the only reason they're separated out as their own step is to make housewives feel less embarrassed at purchasing instant products by making it feel more like they're still "really" baking.

It's patronizing as fuck and it needlessly complicates what should be a *very* simple process into one where you need to make sure you have milk or eggs around the house to use the dried goods you have on your shelf. Ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 07:37:51 2018 No.10108264 >>10105336 Fucking lmao

Anonymous Wed Feb 7 07:57:14 2018 No.10108311

>>10106468
This thing where American (and, commonly now, also European) instant-use mixes require milk or eggs instead of just water ruffles my jammies something fierce.

Those are both available dehydrated already in the mix. Literally the only reason they're separated out as their own step is to make housewives feel less embarrassed at purchasing instant products by making it feel more like they're still "really" baking.

It's patronizing as fuck and it needlessly complicates what should be a *very* simple process into one where you need to make sure you have milk or eggs around the house to use the dried goods you have on your shelf. Ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 08:50:40 2018 No.10108435 >>10106249 I've never understood this meme. Millenial is used to describe anyone born after 1982, and I'm willing to bet less than 10% of 4chan users are older than that, even oldfags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 09:25:16 2018 No.10108539 >>10108148 Most likely hit against the table second most likely is they just pull the head to crack their neck

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 10:08:19 2018 No.10108722 >>10107113 >when you add chocolate

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 10:43:50 2018 No.10108860 File: 2.49 MB, 350x353, mirrorcake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 11:11:28 2018 No.10108954 >>10104182 >guaranteed 300+ replies on /tv/ why does this webm trigger them so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 11:18:03 2018 No.10108971 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, RibSandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 11:26:46 2018 No.10109019 File: 1.38 MB, 300x199, 1516755745693.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10103393 >waitress inserting hotdog in vagina source

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 11:59:26 2018 No.10109174 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, superano hotdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10103864 >Hotdog fitting perfectly into bicycle frame Now in fully edible edition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:00:28 2018 No.10109178 >>10104835 Hey, we hate Jamie Oliveoil too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:02:56 2018 No.10109186 >>10109019 Fucking hell. The entire point of that autistic post is that it's posted every fucking day. Lurk more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:03:41 2018 No.10109188 >>10106482 You're supposed to have lumps in cake mix retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:08:37 2018 No.10109216 File: 2.26 MB, 480x360, chikuwa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:09:48 2018 No.10109222 File: 2.96 MB, 640x480, crispy %22seaweed%22.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:11:21 2018 No.10109229 >>10106337 RIP salt

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:23:54 2018 No.10109280 >>10107561 Thanks, looks pretty good. Almost like mexican melon bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:25:25 2018 No.10109285 >>10108023 Because it's illegal to harvest female crabs of most species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:29:37 2018 No.10109297 File: 95 KB, 304x244, 9491076.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10108215 It's a crop of a commission I got for my OC by Ketzio and GBB. Should be on one of their inkbunny pages https://inkbunny.net/gallery/Ketzio/1/0629fc5541

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:38:22 2018 No.10109327 >>10107443 I never believed my parents when they kept telling me to stop doing that. After like 2 years it finally broke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:42:11 2018 No.10109337 >>10109285 haha he's a soyboy he's never crabbed

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 12:50:42 2018 No.10109363 File: 2.94 MB, 1366x720, 1514116088769.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 13:26:34 2018 No.10109500 >>10109363 damn

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 13:41:08 2018 No.10109570 >>10109363 sauce a brother out please

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 14:13:58 2018 No.10109654 >>10108435 no, millenials starts at 1980 dum dum

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 14:28:26 2018 No.10109716 >>10108137 hmmm paint and metal

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 14:29:40 2018 No.10109722 >>10102374 Why are you on this board?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 14:30:17 2018 No.10109725 File: 18 KB, 399x397, 1420834234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10109363 This isn't cooking!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 14:34:15 2018 No.10109738 >>10109725 I know it's weird, I already reported him but mods haven't deleted it yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 14:39:09 2018 No.10109750 File: 54 KB, 192x140, muhbabiesssssss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10106297

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 14:47:01 2018 No.10109779 >>10102625 You faggots would lick the crumbs off your keyboards if it means not wasting food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 14:48:03 2018 No.10109782 >>10104121 >>10102647 He's just black.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 14:57:52 2018 No.10109810 >>10109174 the fly at the end is a nice touch

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 15:01:16 2018 No.10109820 >>10109725 cookin up a batch of love

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 15:14:39 2018 No.10109862 >>10106989 No mexicans like this. This shit is for people who haven't been mexican since the manifest destiny was finished.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 15:31:34 2018 No.10109911 >>10109654 It's anyone born 1970 or later, sometimes extended to 1960.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 15:39:36 2018 No.10109936 >>10106297 I've seen art of this done by a porn artist. Was odd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 15:57:27 2018 No.10109984 >>10106610 >be chickin >bawk >bawk >baWKBRLGRLBRGLRBRLGRGBL

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 16:23:30 2018 No.10110102 File: 257 KB, 1200x798, 1516900496143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10106715 There's fucking kiddies starving to death in the Yemen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 16:26:30 2018 No.10110117 >>10107698 God, imagine having to work, for absolutely shit pay, with someone who takes making bang average pizzas that seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 16:48:18 2018 No.10110223 >>10110117 The guy seems like a good time, unlike your drab boring faggot ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 17:02:27 2018 No.10110279 >>10109911 >>10109654 >>10108435 Actually, it's anyone born around 980 CE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 17:26:22 2018 No.10110444 File: 548 KB, 640x360, yan has no time for mincing garlic and ginger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 17:30:28 2018 No.10110465 >>10110451 BC years count down tho, so it'd be either 20 BC or 1110.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 18:11:01 2018 No.10110667 >>10109750 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 18:42:37 2018 No.10110806 >>10107322 dude, chicken on the bone takes awhile to cook, even small ass chicken wings. Boneless chicken breasts at 425 take 30-40 min. Anyone who likes their wings barely cooked is a fucking pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 20:28:06 2018 No.10111330 >>10104182 I always thought it showed how much he loved his son that he put all this detail into making a simple grilled cheese. Anyway I like the webm, dunno why people get upset over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 20:54:40 2018 No.10111434 >>10103130 >this kills the crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:28:10 2018 No.10111556 >>10109222 this is good and underrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 7 21:38:22 2018 No.10111597 >>10104173 I have a slight vibe the artist has a foot fetish

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