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>> No.10102161

Hot nickel ball on my pussy please!

>> No.10102212

>>10102153
malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat. And it's being used for this nonsense instead of me eating it.

shame, OP.

>> No.10102242

>>10102153

>it's another "molten ball of fire is placed on top of something that literally melts at body temperature" video
>it still manages to be over a minute long

>> No.10102308

>>10102153
There's already a webm thread, you disgusting pile of smegma.

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>>10102308
it's close to bump limit dummy

>> No.10102374

>>10102346

Is there a place to get red pepper flakes other than having pizza delivered and relieving the delivery guy of his entire stash?

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>>10102374
A grocery store is generally a pretty good bet, though I have heard there are some ascetic cults that you could distill the sweat from and get similar effects.

>> No.10102420

>>10102408
Thanks, I'll have to do some searching to see which is cheaper in my area.

>> No.10102443

>>10102385
>It's only deliverable in Japan.

Why does that trigger me?
Not the fact that it's only deliverable in Japan, but the fact that they feel the need to say that, as if there's someone siting in fucking Italy going "Fuck I should order that... Oh, wait they only deliver it in Japan..."

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>>10102374
Yeah you can buy it at the grocery store where all the spices are

I buy pic related

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>> No.10102668

>>10102644
>>10102641
>>10102625
I've found a new form of autism contained in this here anon.

>> No.10102677

>inb4 anon inb4's like 50 different things

>> No.10102745

>>10102629
>deconstructed.webm

>> No.10102809

>>10102212
malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat. And you eat it selfishly on your own instead of sharing videos of it for millions to enjoy

kys yourself

>> No.10102815

>>10102633
>Let's put bacon on it :^)

this meme is

just

>> No.10102817

>>10102657

what the actual fuck is going on, I feel like I'm high

>> No.10102830

>>10102817

Wait I get it now

>> No.10102952

>>10102644
This is actually really normal when it comes to decorating cakes and evening out the top for when you make something pretty.

>> No.10102955

>>10102610
>>10102625
>>10102641
>>10102644
>>10102661
Oh look, the fag is back again.

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>> No.10103190

>>10103130
Oh fuck.

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>>10103130
Nothing personal, kid

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>>10103130
Nice

>> No.10103264

>>10103252
?

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>>10103264

>> No.10103279

>>10103272
i think i know what's up and if shit happens then there will be repurcussions.

time will tell

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>>10103279

>> No.10103320

>>10102647
This made me laugh really hard but also cry a bit because it's one of my biggest fears

>> No.10103387

>>10102212
these things were most likely shit out on an automated assembly line and consist of artifical flavoring, food coloring, and high fructose corn syrup with xanthan gum for consistency

>> No.10103393
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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions

>> No.10103864

>>10103393
You forgot:
Hotdog fitting perfectly into bicycle frame
Two shots of vodka
Numale makes exaggerated grilled cheese

But otherwise good fucking effort

>> No.10103908

>>10102346
>Bear claws to toss

USE A FUCKING LADDLE. JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE.

>> No.10103925
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>>10102647
>THROWS WATER ON STOVE

>> No.10104102

>>10102212
They got paid either way. Why would they care how its used?

>> No.10104121

>>10102647
>tries moving the pot around when it's on fire
lel
we really should be teaching cooking in more schools

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>>10102809

>> No.10104160

>>10103864
>two shots of vodka
This is my favrit maymay.

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>>10102212
>malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat.

every time I order a double mocha frappuchino, I think of those poor little shits and toss a quarter into the donation cup.

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>>10103864
>Numale makes exaggerated grilled cheese
Do you mean that scene from that movie? Why does that get so much flak? I haven't seen the movie, but since it's called "The Chef," I assumed the point of that scene was that being a chef has so consumed his life that he can't even make a simple fucking grilled cheese for his kid without going overboard.

>> No.10104192

>>10104182
Jesus Christ, Favreau, it's just a grilled cheese.

>> No.10104203

>>10104192
Yeah, I do believe that's the feeling the scene is supposed to evoke from you.

>> No.10104204

>>10102633
>nigger prepares food
>frozen tots, nigs can't cook
>specifies rotisserie chicken, most supermarkets specify their chicken as that, so no effort required
>loadsasalt
>put that shit in a skillet despite never cooking it in a skillet
>all those dressings and sauces so you never have to taste the store-bought shit beneath
>bigass slab of watermelon in final shot

This is truly the most racist webm ever.

>> No.10104214

>>10104204
Food education and availability is actually a serious problem in black communities/ghettos.

>> No.10104238

>>10104214
The destruction of the traditional family caused this. Moms or Dads saying "fuck it, bye" leads to the remaining parent never having time to cook, so all they get is McDicks and other shit.

It also works the other way, if both parents stay. Shit's so fucking expensive these days, both parents have to have jobs. So they get their kids McDicks or whatever because they're just too damn tired to cook properly.

It's fucking depressing.

>> No.10104275

>>10104204
>frozen tots
a bunch of widely known chefs and other ppl in the field including david chang, anthony bourdain and a bunch of others have stated tater tots are one of the few things that are better doing premade. for the time, effort and money you'll spend making them from scratch, it's just not worth it when you get something just as good premade

>> No.10104385

>>10103864
>good fucking effort
retard must not understand this is old pasta.

>> No.10104479

>>10104121
though im sure there are people that actually do that kinda of shit; that webm is obviously staged and meant for laughs.

>> No.10104528

>>10102809
How much would they get paid if nobody hired them to harvest cocoa?

>> No.10104547

>>10104275
Hmm, I always thought this since all the recipes i've found for them look like a buttload of work for an inferior product. Glad to see such luminaries as bourdain and chang confirm it.

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>> No.10104615

>>10104204
she has nice hands though

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>>10104182
You call that pussy sandwich a grilled cheese?

>> No.10104791

>>10104746
shouldnt the beschamel be poured over it and not spread on?

>> No.10104816
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>> No.10104817

>>10104632
What is this? Didn't really notice anything.

>> No.10104820

>>10104817
The joke is the camera operator gets distracted by her cleavage and fails to look up when she's showing the chocolate

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>>10104816
checking if the smaller size looks particularly better

>> No.10104830

>>10104820
Ah, I guess I see now. Not exactly Alexandra Mammario though, is she?

>>10104816
>>10104824
This guy is a fucking faggot.

>> No.10104835

>>10104816

Fuck bongs are retarded.

>> No.10104838

>>10104746
That isn't a grilled cheese, it's croque monsieur. And a shitty one at that

>> No.10104842

>>10104830
The thing she's doing is called the "orgasmic biscuit". You take a chocolate biscuit like a Penguin and bit off the opposite corners. Then you use it as a straw to drink coffee or hot chocolate, and when the drink reaches your mouth you eat it whole drink-end first

>> No.10104846

>>10102346
>baked

>> No.10104936

>>10104842
thx bby

>> No.10104967

>>10103387
unlikely

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>> No.10105192

>>10102352
what is the first one?

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>> No.10105265

>>10105177
I was disappointed in this .webm. The thumbnail made me think it was a lunchable pizza, but the joke being that it's prepared all fancy. Heck, maybe I'll make that webm myself!

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poptarts

>> No.10105316

>>10103130
did he died?

>> No.10105336

>>10105316
nah, they glued it back together and set it frree

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>>10105289

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>> No.10105765

>>10105747
>how to waste an emu egg

>> No.10105846

>>10102625
>he doesn't enjoy tea
>>10102641
>he wants crust on his croque monsieur
>>10102644
>he doesn't understand the concept of layers

smdh anon, you trashy af

>> No.10105879

>>10102661
>he questions maangchi
so not only are you tasteless, you're also immoral. shame on you anon.

>> No.10105899

>>10102153
Does this prove 9/11 was an inside job?

>> No.10105909

>>10105765
My first thought too.

>> No.10105920

>>10104547
>bourdain and chang
>luminaries
being a celebrity does not make you an authority, anon. neither of them are respected for their cooking, their respected for their business sense, media abilities, and for being nice insider bro guys.

>> No.10105945

>>10102212
Blame the Demiurge.

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>>10106114
I hope that's only some pulp

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>>10106137
source?

>> No.10106167

>>10102647
Fucking lost.

>> No.10106188

>>10105192
Takoyaki, i think

>> No.10106194

>>10104605
If i were really drunk...

>> No.10106203

>>10104615
>long hands
>short fingers
Whatever you say, pal.

>> No.10106247

>>10105207
This is the most confusing webm i have ever seen.

>> No.10106249

>>10102374
A grocery store, millennial faggot.

>> No.10106250

>>10105234
>its not filled with cocaine

>> No.10106253

>>10106153
....seriously?

>> No.10106273

>>10106153
That was the cringiest food webm ever.
"WE'RE ALL THE SAME BUT WHITE PEOPLE ARE WORSE!!!!!!" "THERE IS NO RACE BUT WHITE PEOPLE SUCK!!!"""

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>>10103908
oh yeah?

>> No.10106316

>>10104746
>mom can you make me a sandwich
>sure should be ready by next tuesday

>> No.10106320

>>10105192
It's takoyaki that looks like dango

>> No.10106325

>>10102374
Unironically I grow my own peppers, dry them, then crush them.

>>10103908
u wot? those are both retarded choices

>> No.10106337

>>10103320
Don't overfill your pot and it won't happen

Happened to me a couple of times when I was young (and drunk). Don't throw water on it. At least dumb drunk young me knew that much. I poured half my kosher salt on my stove and killed the fire (but lost a lot of salt).

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>> No.10106479

>>10105265
same

>> No.10106482

>>10106468
>All those lumps in the cake mix

Literally one job and they fucked it up

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>> No.10106527

>>10106153
I hope you choke to death tonight

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>>10106153

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>> No.10106561

>>10106551
horrific

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>> No.10106594

>>10106581
bawwww

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>>10106594

>> No.10106612

>>10104632
need sauce, please.

she's doing the tim tam thing and i'm pretty sure it's in melbourne. definitely somewhere in australia.

>> No.10106636

>>10102657
uncontrollable laughter

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>> No.10106719

>>10106636
https://youtu.be/qyL_cYxV6QA

>> No.10106734

>>10106682
It's like shitty chicken kiev

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>> No.10106777

>>10106133
the world is an amazing place

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>> No.10106811

>>10106791
with shit like this and all those tasty shit videos makes me almost miss ja/ck/ webums

>> No.10106817

>>10102633
Does anyone really flip tots halfway?

>> No.10106870

I feel like people who made a cooking video in square aspect ratio should be all rounded up then executed by a firing squad on live TV.

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>>10102153

>> No.10106886

>>10106153
What is that bread? Tres leches or something I've never heard of?

>> No.10106902

>>10106297
>Things that shouldn't give me an erection.webm

>> No.10106905

>>10106870
why not?

>> No.10106912

>>10106482
I've never really used ready made mix, but I know with actual baking, leaving the lumps in is better than overmixing 90 percent of the time.

>> No.10106919

>>10105378
As an engineer this is beautiful

>> No.10106925

>>10105765
What are you supposed ti do with them?

>> No.10106927

>>10106558
I actually really like pesto. Get rid of or dial back on the cheese and this seems fine. Any other pesto break recipes?

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>> No.10106937

>>10102153
>doesn't even burn it completely
that's lame

>> No.10106944

found the crust guy

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1517975877409.webm

>> No.10106948

>>10106533
>tomato based sauce in cast iron
rip pan seasoning

>> No.10106953

>>10106533
How many giggles do you think this guy had because he thinks he is clever?

>> No.10106961

>>10104746
qu'est-ce que c'est que cette merde

>> No.10106964

>>10106763
wtf?

>> No.10106968

>>10106925
Chuck them at cars.

>> No.10106977

>>10105747
how to waste a perfectly fine avocado

>> No.10106979
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>>10106953
>guy
t. blame-shifting roastie

>> No.10106982

>>10106933
What's supposed to happen when somebODY TAKES THE LAST SLICE AND THE GODDAMN FUCKING MARINARA BOWL SPILLS ON YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S TABLE CLOTH

>> No.10106987

>>10106153
wtf I hate white people now. Fuck pzejrhlqkhfglhkqsdfrumf

>> No.10106989

>>10106153
Im mexican and i hate that "we mexicans do all better " cringy buzzfeed tier shit.
Also putting tomato on guac? What are we, animals?

>> No.10106992

>>10106743
What is this?

>> No.10107009

>>10102153
Has molecular gastronomy finally gone too far?

>> No.10107010

>>10106979
nice buzzwords

>> No.10107029
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>> No.10107034

>>10106933
>lasagna but every time they add an ingredient the recipe becomes more complicated than necessary

>> No.10107044
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>> No.10107051

>>10107010
but are my buzz words wrong words, tho?

>> No.10107058

>>10106770
That is 500 dorrar, piggu

>> No.10107062

>>10103130
He posted that, didn't even bother to photoshop it.

>> No.10107075

>>10107051
yes

>> No.10107077
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>>10107029
>Not just cooking, but hand fucking mixing with nailpolish on

>> No.10107084 [DELETED] 

>>10107075
so you're saying that those ""giggles"" were written by a girl and those aren't girl's hands (wearing a bracelet) in the webm?

>> No.10107095

>>10106881
enjoy your toxoplasmosis

>> No.10107099

>>10107075
so you're saying that those ""giggles"" weren't written by a girl and those aren't girl's hands (wearing a bracelet) in the webm?

>> No.10107105

>>10107029
this is such a gaudy fucking color and doesn't mix well with the skin tone

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>> No.10107119

>>10106247
Looks like a bunch of chinks fighting over crab at a buffet.

>> No.10107130

>>10107119
looks like shrimp

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>> No.10107156

>>10105207
looks like a mad scramble but nobody seems to be in a rush.
even seaguls fighting for hot chips seem more focused and determined.

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>> No.10107167

>>10106153
>source?
You have to be at least 18 to post on this site.

>> No.10107176

>>10107158
this would be great with flat bread

>> No.10107178

>>10107167
>You have to be american to post on this site.
No you don't.

>> No.10107179

>>10106992
Shipworms, a type of clam

>> No.10107181

>>10106153
that's cool, they can stay in their own fucking country if they think they're so much better. also, I don't do any of that trashy shit and eat better than both depictions combined desu

>> No.10107182

>>10107158
>Using moldy rolls

>> No.10107192
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10107192

>all these overhead shot facebook videos

stop

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>>10107178
only Americans watch the Sopranos

>> No.10107204

>>10107200
>Americans
literally who?

>> No.10107205

>>10104182
>no Worcestershire sauce
automatically shit

>> No.10107217

>>10107192
YES PLEASE POST MOAR

the square shape footy mum vids should be b&, iiqh

>> No.10107253

>>10106780
This was more amusing than I expected.

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>>10104182
Can do better.

>> No.10107304

>>10102610
>Average american woman, if not in her 30s then in her 40s

>> No.10107313

>>10107192
They're not dumplings, they're takoyaki (japanese octopus/batter balls).

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>>10102629
WHY THE FUCK IS IT BACKWARDS

>> No.10107322

>>10102346
>425 F for 45 min

Nigga what? At that temperature those wings only need 20 minutes, max. Fuck Tasty and anyone that trusts them.

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>>10102153
>>10102346
>>10102352
>>10102385
>>10102610
>>10102614
>>10102625
>>10102629
>>10102633
>>10102641
>>10102644
>>10102647
>>10102657
>>10102661
>>10103130
why does nothing in this thread have sound

>> No.10107348

>>10107343
4chan doesn't have support for that yet.

>> No.10107351

>>10107343
this one does >>10106944

it also has dubs. win win!

>> No.10107357

>>10107348
r u sure?
>>>/gif/
>>>/wsg/

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>>10107343
You're doing it wrong, it works for me.

>> No.10107409

>>10107322
They retard proof their recipes to prevent food poisoning and lawsuits from the retards who watch their videos. I really don't get it.

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>> No.10107426

>>10102647

The fact that this mong is wearing full chef's gear is what always makes me laugh

>> No.10107433

>>10107348
certain boards has sound.

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>>10104605

>metal fork in microwave

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>>10107182
>(You)

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>>10103130

>> No.10107462

>>10105177
>hurl hordler

>> No.10107486

>>10104746
>>10104816

its funny watching people try to make stupid fat lazy people food look good

>> No.10107487

>>10106587

howtowastegoodsteak.webm

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>> No.10107498
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>> No.10107500

>>10106763

and there goes your seasoning

>> No.10107502

>>10102610
The real crime here is the food in the aluminum pans. When forks and shit scrape against it all I can taste is metal on the fork

>> No.10107510

>>10107450
if i was a crab i think i'd prefer the blade down the guts than suffer through the frostbite.

>> No.10107525

>>10107029

Nice steamed flank steak

>> No.10107527

>>10107113

lol you fucker

>> No.10107531

>>10106273

When did they say anything on the left was worse, other than maybe the use of packaged guacamole?

>> No.10107553

>>10107491
5 years away from
>>10102610
this

>> No.10107561

>>10106886
conchas, mexican seashell bread

>> No.10107582

>>10106297
>POOOOT
>FRRRT

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>> No.10107711

>>10107698
The John Henry of Domino's Pizza, if you will.

>> No.10107714

>>10107711
You're not funny for making the same post every time.

>> No.10107723

>>10107711
>John Henry
From wikipedia:
>John Henry is an African American folk hero.

??

>> No.10107754

>>10105221
japanese bread uses rice flour I like their rasin bread.rice flour is softer

>> No.10107774

>>10107723

Read the rest of the goddamn page

>> No.10107779

>>10107774
i don't care enough tho.

you want me to understand your champaign comedy then the onus is on you

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>> No.10107820

>>10104102
This, their time is sunk cost and they were paid their dues. How the product is used after it is shipped is 100% irrelevant to them.

>> No.10107853

>>10106610
Actually an amazing device, how didn't it rip the skin? Such a clean result

>> No.10107866

>>10104842
>orgasmic biscuit
fuck you it's the timtam slam, and it's the reason I moved to the southern hemisphere

>> No.10107870

>>10106153
The right side is objectively worse on almost every point.

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>>10106468
Anyone putting gummy anything into a recipe needs to be taken outside and shot.
The texture does not match anything else. The sudden realization that you have to chew this mouthful of 10 times as much is not pleasant, especially as half the stuff in your bite will be reduced to sludge and be mixed with ultra sweetened gloop. Gummies and chocolate don't match at all. FUCK, i'm mad.

JUST SAY NO, TO GUMMIES IN DESERTS.

>> No.10107891

>>10103393
>>10103864
Also
>bacon sandwich cocktail
>wurstel thrown on woman's face
>a number of videos of an immensely fat woman cooking
>Jack's burger
>Jack's grill
>obese American kid terrified of Brussels sprouts
>crab cutting machine
>cooking air
>hot cheese wheel scraped with a knife
>egg stand

>> No.10107892

>>10104173
Theres no example of where the weed comes from in that picture.

>> No.10107893

>>10106770
This is an act of war.

>> No.10107896

>>10107881
This looks like it would be dry and unpleasant

>> No.10107965

>>10107450
>How to humanely kill a crab
>Put it in the freezer
>Jam a screwdriver down its dickhole

>> No.10107967

>>10107896
but dude it spins xd

>> No.10107976

>>10106581
So Michael Rapaport has a food eating show? Or am I missing something here?

>> No.10107979

>>10104173
>weed
>black guy gathering shrimp
My fucking neurons

>> No.10108023

>>10107965
Why do you assume all crabs are male?

>> No.10108035

>>10108023

The one in the video is.

>> No.10108045

>>10107881
Is that the engine of the Event Horizon?

>> No.10108112

>>10108045

>normies will never understand my smoked tendie machine

RRRRREEEEEEE

>> No.10108126

>>10107881
It's dirt cake for kids. It's fun.

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>>10107343
lurk moar fucking newfaggot

>> No.10108140

>>10102633
>salt and pepper on tots
>salt and pepper on chicken
>two instances of adding buffalo sauce to chicken

>> No.10108146

>>10105177
>cooking with pol

>> No.10108148

>>10106581
Any idea how they're slaughtered? Their heads are still imtact

>> No.10108156

>>10107714
It was simply more of a comment, really. Not everything is a joke.

>> No.10108183

>>10107143
>spinach
???

>> No.10108190

>>10107807
>le I only date black men face

>> No.10108215

>>10107077
Source?

>> No.10108232

>>10106989
you aint mexi if you dont put tomatos in your guac

that webm made me hungry af, not saying we do it better but fuck its yummy food.

>> No.10108239

>>10106316
>mom what are we having for lunch?
>five seconds and these sandwhicwhifcchiwhes I've made for you, me, dad and your five siblings will be ready.

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>>10106533
This makes me so mad.

>> No.10108255 [DELETED] 

>>10106468
>Don't overfill your pot and it won't happen
>Happened to me a couple of times when I was young (and drunk). Don't throw water on it. At least dumb drunk young me knew that much. I poured half my kosher salt on my stove and killed the fire (but lost a lot of salt).

This thing where American (and, commonly now, also European) instant-use mixes require milk or eggs instead of just water ruffles my jammies something fierce.

Those are both available dehydrated already in the mix. Literally the only reason they're separated out as their own step is to make housewives feel less embarrassed at purchasing instant products by making it feel more like they're still "really" baking.

It's patronizing as fuck and it needlessly complicates what should be a *very* simple process into one where you need to make sure you have milk or eggs around the house to use the dried goods you have on your shelf. Ridiculous.

>> No.10108264

>>10105336
Fucking lmao

>> No.10108311

>>10106468
This thing where American (and, commonly now, also European) instant-use mixes require milk or eggs instead of just water ruffles my jammies something fierce.

Those are both available dehydrated already in the mix. Literally the only reason they're separated out as their own step is to make housewives feel less embarrassed at purchasing instant products by making it feel more like they're still "really" baking.

It's patronizing as fuck and it needlessly complicates what should be a *very* simple process into one where you need to make sure you have milk or eggs around the house to use the dried goods you have on your shelf. Ridiculous.

>> No.10108435

>>10106249
I've never understood this meme. Millenial is used to describe anyone born after 1982, and I'm willing to bet less than 10% of 4chan users are older than that, even oldfags.

>> No.10108539

>>10108148
Most likely hit against the table
second most likely is they just pull the head to crack their neck

>> No.10108722

>>10107113
>when you add chocolate

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>> No.10108954

>>10104182
>guaranteed 300+ replies on /tv/

why does this webm trigger them so much

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>>10103393
>waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
source

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>>10103864
>Hotdog fitting perfectly into bicycle frame
Now in fully edible edition.

>> No.10109178

>>10104835
Hey, we hate Jamie Oliveoil too.

>> No.10109186

>>10109019

Fucking hell. The entire point of that autistic post is that it's posted every fucking day. Lurk more.

>> No.10109188

>>10106482
You're supposed to have lumps in cake mix retard

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>> No.10109229

>>10106337
RIP salt

>> No.10109280

>>10107561
Thanks, looks pretty good. Almost like mexican melon bread.

>> No.10109285

>>10108023
Because it's illegal to harvest female crabs of most species.

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>>10108215
It's a crop of a commission I got for my OC by Ketzio and GBB. Should be on one of their inkbunny pages https://inkbunny.net/gallery/Ketzio/1/0629fc5541

>> No.10109327

>>10107443
I never believed my parents when they kept telling me to stop doing that. After like 2 years it finally broke.

>> No.10109337

>>10109285
haha he's a soyboy he's never crabbed

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>> No.10109500

>>10109363
damn

>> No.10109570

>>10109363
sauce a brother out please

>> No.10109654

>>10108435
no, millenials starts at 1980 dum dum

>> No.10109716

>>10108137
hmmm paint and metal

>> No.10109722

>>10102374
Why are you on this board?

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>>10109363
This isn't cooking!

>> No.10109738

>>10109725
I know it's weird, I already reported him but mods haven't deleted it yet.

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>>10106297

>> No.10109779

>>10102625
You faggots would lick the crumbs off your keyboards if it means not wasting food.

>> No.10109782

>>10104121
>>10102647
He's just black.

>> No.10109810

>>10109174
the fly at the end is a nice touch

>> No.10109820

>>10109725
cookin up a batch of love

>> No.10109862

>>10106989
No mexicans like this. This shit is for people who haven't been mexican since the manifest destiny was finished.

>> No.10109911

>>10109654

It's anyone born 1970 or later, sometimes extended to 1960.

>> No.10109936

>>10106297
I've seen art of this done by a porn artist. Was odd.

>> No.10109984

>>10106610
>be chickin
>bawk
>bawk
>baWKBRLGRLBRGLRBRLGRGBL

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>>10106715
There's fucking kiddies starving to death in the Yemen.

>> No.10110117

>>10107698

God, imagine having to work, for absolutely shit pay, with someone who takes making bang average pizzas that seriously.

>> No.10110223

>>10110117
The guy seems like a good time, unlike your drab boring faggot ass.

>> No.10110279

>>10109911
>>10109654
>>10108435
Actually, it's anyone born around 980 CE.

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>> No.10110465

>>10110451
BC years count down tho, so it'd be either 20 BC or 1110.

>> No.10110667

>>10109750
kek

>> No.10110806

>>10107322
dude, chicken on the bone takes awhile to cook, even small ass chicken wings.

Boneless chicken breasts at 425 take 30-40 min.

Anyone who likes their wings barely cooked is a fucking pleb.

>> No.10111330

>>10104182
I always thought it showed how much he loved his son that he put all this detail into making a simple grilled cheese.
Anyway I like the webm, dunno why people get upset over it.

>> No.10111434

>>10103130
>this kills the crab

>> No.10111556

>>10109222
this is good and underrated.

>> No.10111597

>>10104173
I have a slight vibe the artist has a foot fetish

>>
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