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>> No.10102161

Hot nickel ball on my pussy please!

>> No.10102212

malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat. And it's being used for this nonsense instead of me eating it.

shame, OP.

>> No.10102242


>it's another "molten ball of fire is placed on top of something that literally melts at body temperature" video
>it still manages to be over a minute long

>> No.10102308

There's already a webm thread, you disgusting pile of smegma.

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it's close to bump limit dummy

>> No.10102374


Is there a place to get red pepper flakes other than having pizza delivered and relieving the delivery guy of his entire stash?

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A grocery store is generally a pretty good bet, though I have heard there are some ascetic cults that you could distill the sweat from and get similar effects.

>> No.10102420

Thanks, I'll have to do some searching to see which is cheaper in my area.

>> No.10102443

>It's only deliverable in Japan.

Why does that trigger me?
Not the fact that it's only deliverable in Japan, but the fact that they feel the need to say that, as if there's someone siting in fucking Italy going "Fuck I should order that... Oh, wait they only deliver it in Japan..."

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Yeah you can buy it at the grocery store where all the spices are

I buy pic related

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>> No.10102668

I've found a new form of autism contained in this here anon.

>> No.10102677

>inb4 anon inb4's like 50 different things

>> No.10102745


>> No.10102809

malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat. And you eat it selfishly on your own instead of sharing videos of it for millions to enjoy

kys yourself

>> No.10102815

>Let's put bacon on it :^)

this meme is


>> No.10102817


what the actual fuck is going on, I feel like I'm high

>> No.10102830


Wait I get it now

>> No.10102952

This is actually really normal when it comes to decorating cakes and evening out the top for when you make something pretty.

>> No.10102955

Oh look, the fag is back again.

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>> No.10103190

Oh fuck.

>> No.10103252
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Nothing personal, kid

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>> No.10103279

i think i know what's up and if shit happens then there will be repurcussions.

time will tell

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>> No.10103320

This made me laugh really hard but also cry a bit because it's one of my biggest fears

>> No.10103387

these things were most likely shit out on an automated assembly line and consist of artifical flavoring, food coloring, and high fructose corn syrup with xanthan gum for consistency

>> No.10103393
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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions

>> No.10103864

You forgot:
Hotdog fitting perfectly into bicycle frame
Two shots of vodka
Numale makes exaggerated grilled cheese

But otherwise good fucking effort

>> No.10103908

>Bear claws to toss


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>> No.10104102

They got paid either way. Why would they care how its used?

>> No.10104121

>tries moving the pot around when it's on fire
we really should be teaching cooking in more schools

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>> No.10104160

>two shots of vodka
This is my favrit maymay.

>> No.10104173
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>malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat.

every time I order a double mocha frappuchino, I think of those poor little shits and toss a quarter into the donation cup.

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>Numale makes exaggerated grilled cheese
Do you mean that scene from that movie? Why does that get so much flak? I haven't seen the movie, but since it's called "The Chef," I assumed the point of that scene was that being a chef has so consumed his life that he can't even make a simple fucking grilled cheese for his kid without going overboard.

>> No.10104192

Jesus Christ, Favreau, it's just a grilled cheese.

>> No.10104203

Yeah, I do believe that's the feeling the scene is supposed to evoke from you.

>> No.10104204

>nigger prepares food
>frozen tots, nigs can't cook
>specifies rotisserie chicken, most supermarkets specify their chicken as that, so no effort required
>put that shit in a skillet despite never cooking it in a skillet
>all those dressings and sauces so you never have to taste the store-bought shit beneath
>bigass slab of watermelon in final shot

This is truly the most racist webm ever.

>> No.10104214

Food education and availability is actually a serious problem in black communities/ghettos.

>> No.10104238

The destruction of the traditional family caused this. Moms or Dads saying "fuck it, bye" leads to the remaining parent never having time to cook, so all they get is McDicks and other shit.

It also works the other way, if both parents stay. Shit's so fucking expensive these days, both parents have to have jobs. So they get their kids McDicks or whatever because they're just too damn tired to cook properly.

It's fucking depressing.

>> No.10104275

>frozen tots
a bunch of widely known chefs and other ppl in the field including david chang, anthony bourdain and a bunch of others have stated tater tots are one of the few things that are better doing premade. for the time, effort and money you'll spend making them from scratch, it's just not worth it when you get something just as good premade

>> No.10104385

>good fucking effort
retard must not understand this is old pasta.

>> No.10104479

though im sure there are people that actually do that kinda of shit; that webm is obviously staged and meant for laughs.

>> No.10104528

How much would they get paid if nobody hired them to harvest cocoa?

>> No.10104547

Hmm, I always thought this since all the recipes i've found for them look like a buttload of work for an inferior product. Glad to see such luminaries as bourdain and chang confirm it.

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>> No.10104615

she has nice hands though

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>> No.10104746
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You call that pussy sandwich a grilled cheese?

>> No.10104791

shouldnt the beschamel be poured over it and not spread on?

>> No.10104816
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>> No.10104817

What is this? Didn't really notice anything.

>> No.10104820

The joke is the camera operator gets distracted by her cleavage and fails to look up when she's showing the chocolate

>> No.10104824
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checking if the smaller size looks particularly better

>> No.10104830

Ah, I guess I see now. Not exactly Alexandra Mammario though, is she?

This guy is a fucking faggot.

>> No.10104835


Fuck bongs are retarded.

>> No.10104838

That isn't a grilled cheese, it's croque monsieur. And a shitty one at that

>> No.10104842

The thing she's doing is called the "orgasmic biscuit". You take a chocolate biscuit like a Penguin and bit off the opposite corners. Then you use it as a straw to drink coffee or hot chocolate, and when the drink reaches your mouth you eat it whole drink-end first

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>> No.10104936

thx bby

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>> No.10105192

what is the first one?

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>> No.10105265

I was disappointed in this .webm. The thumbnail made me think it was a lunchable pizza, but the joke being that it's prepared all fancy. Heck, maybe I'll make that webm myself!

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>> No.10105316

did he died?

>> No.10105336

nah, they glued it back together and set it frree

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>> No.10105765

>how to waste an emu egg

>> No.10105846

>he doesn't enjoy tea
>he wants crust on his croque monsieur
>he doesn't understand the concept of layers

smdh anon, you trashy af

>> No.10105879

>he questions maangchi
so not only are you tasteless, you're also immoral. shame on you anon.

>> No.10105899

Does this prove 9/11 was an inside job?

>> No.10105909

My first thought too.

>> No.10105920

>bourdain and chang
being a celebrity does not make you an authority, anon. neither of them are respected for their cooking, their respected for their business sense, media abilities, and for being nice insider bro guys.

>> No.10105945

Blame the Demiurge.

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I hope that's only some pulp

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>> No.10106167

Fucking lost.

>> No.10106188

Takoyaki, i think

>> No.10106194

If i were really drunk...

>> No.10106203

>long hands
>short fingers
Whatever you say, pal.

>> No.10106247

This is the most confusing webm i have ever seen.

>> No.10106249

A grocery store, millennial faggot.

>> No.10106250

>its not filled with cocaine

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>> No.10106273

That was the cringiest food webm ever.

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oh yeah?

>> No.10106316

>mom can you make me a sandwich
>sure should be ready by next tuesday

>> No.10106320

It's takoyaki that looks like dango

>> No.10106325

Unironically I grow my own peppers, dry them, then crush them.

u wot? those are both retarded choices

>> No.10106337

Don't overfill your pot and it won't happen

Happened to me a couple of times when I was young (and drunk). Don't throw water on it. At least dumb drunk young me knew that much. I poured half my kosher salt on my stove and killed the fire (but lost a lot of salt).

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>> No.10106482

>All those lumps in the cake mix

Literally one job and they fucked it up

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>> No.10106527

I hope you choke to death tonight

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>> No.10106612

need sauce, please.

she's doing the tim tam thing and i'm pretty sure it's in melbourne. definitely somewhere in australia.

>> No.10106636

uncontrollable laughter

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>> No.10106734

It's like shitty chicken kiev

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>> No.10106777

the world is an amazing place

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>> No.10106811

with shit like this and all those tasty shit videos makes me almost miss ja/ck/ webums

>> No.10106817

Does anyone really flip tots halfway?

>> No.10106870

I feel like people who made a cooking video in square aspect ratio should be all rounded up then executed by a firing squad on live TV.

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>> No.10106886

What is that bread? Tres leches or something I've never heard of?

>> No.10106902

>Things that shouldn't give me an erection.webm

>> No.10106905

why not?

>> No.10106912

I've never really used ready made mix, but I know with actual baking, leaving the lumps in is better than overmixing 90 percent of the time.

>> No.10106919

As an engineer this is beautiful

>> No.10106925

What are you supposed ti do with them?

>> No.10106927

I actually really like pesto. Get rid of or dial back on the cheese and this seems fine. Any other pesto break recipes?

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>> No.10106937

>doesn't even burn it completely
that's lame

>> No.10106944

found the crust guy


>> No.10106948

>tomato based sauce in cast iron
rip pan seasoning

>> No.10106953

How many giggles do you think this guy had because he thinks he is clever?

>> No.10106961

qu'est-ce que c'est que cette merde

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>> No.10106968

Chuck them at cars.

>> No.10106977

how to waste a perfectly fine avocado

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t. blame-shifting roastie

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>> No.10106987

wtf I hate white people now. Fuck pzejrhlqkhfglhkqsdfrumf

>> No.10106989

Im mexican and i hate that "we mexicans do all better " cringy buzzfeed tier shit.
Also putting tomato on guac? What are we, animals?

>> No.10106992

What is this?

>> No.10107009

Has molecular gastronomy finally gone too far?

>> No.10107010

nice buzzwords

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>> No.10107034

>lasagna but every time they add an ingredient the recipe becomes more complicated than necessary

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>> No.10107051

but are my buzz words wrong words, tho?

>> No.10107058

That is 500 dorrar, piggu

>> No.10107062

He posted that, didn't even bother to photoshop it.

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>Not just cooking, but hand fucking mixing with nailpolish on

>> No.10107084 [DELETED] 

so you're saying that those ""giggles"" were written by a girl and those aren't girl's hands (wearing a bracelet) in the webm?

>> No.10107095

enjoy your toxoplasmosis

>> No.10107099

so you're saying that those ""giggles"" weren't written by a girl and those aren't girl's hands (wearing a bracelet) in the webm?

>> No.10107105

this is such a gaudy fucking color and doesn't mix well with the skin tone

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>> No.10107119

Looks like a bunch of chinks fighting over crab at a buffet.

>> No.10107130

looks like shrimp

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>> No.10107156

looks like a mad scramble but nobody seems to be in a rush.
even seaguls fighting for hot chips seem more focused and determined.

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>> No.10107167

You have to be at least 18 to post on this site.

>> No.10107176

this would be great with flat bread

>> No.10107178

>You have to be american to post on this site.
No you don't.

>> No.10107179

Shipworms, a type of clam

>> No.10107181

that's cool, they can stay in their own fucking country if they think they're so much better. also, I don't do any of that trashy shit and eat better than both depictions combined desu

>> No.10107182

>Using moldy rolls

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>all these overhead shot facebook videos


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only Americans watch the Sopranos

>> No.10107204

literally who?

>> No.10107205

>no Worcestershire sauce
automatically shit

>> No.10107217


the square shape footy mum vids should be b&, iiqh

>> No.10107253

This was more amusing than I expected.

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Can do better.

>> No.10107304

>Average american woman, if not in her 30s then in her 40s

>> No.10107313

They're not dumplings, they're takoyaki (japanese octopus/batter balls).

>> No.10107314
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>> No.10107322

>425 F for 45 min

Nigga what? At that temperature those wings only need 20 minutes, max. Fuck Tasty and anyone that trusts them.

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why does nothing in this thread have sound

>> No.10107348

4chan doesn't have support for that yet.

>> No.10107351

this one does >>10106944

it also has dubs. win win!

>> No.10107357

r u sure?

>> No.10107396
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You're doing it wrong, it works for me.

>> No.10107409

They retard proof their recipes to prevent food poisoning and lawsuits from the retards who watch their videos. I really don't get it.

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>> No.10107426


The fact that this mong is wearing full chef's gear is what always makes me laugh

>> No.10107433

certain boards has sound.

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>metal fork in microwave

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>> No.10107462

>hurl hordler

>> No.10107486


its funny watching people try to make stupid fat lazy people food look good

>> No.10107487



>> No.10107491
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>> No.10107498
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>> No.10107500


and there goes your seasoning

>> No.10107502

The real crime here is the food in the aluminum pans. When forks and shit scrape against it all I can taste is metal on the fork

>> No.10107510

if i was a crab i think i'd prefer the blade down the guts than suffer through the frostbite.

>> No.10107525


Nice steamed flank steak

>> No.10107527


lol you fucker

>> No.10107531


When did they say anything on the left was worse, other than maybe the use of packaged guacamole?

>> No.10107553

5 years away from

>> No.10107561

conchas, mexican seashell bread

>> No.10107582


>> No.10107698
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>> No.10107711

The John Henry of Domino's Pizza, if you will.

>> No.10107714

You're not funny for making the same post every time.

>> No.10107723

>John Henry
From wikipedia:
>John Henry is an African American folk hero.


>> No.10107754

japanese bread uses rice flour I like their rasin bread.rice flour is softer

>> No.10107774


Read the rest of the goddamn page

>> No.10107779

i don't care enough tho.

you want me to understand your champaign comedy then the onus is on you

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>> No.10107820

This, their time is sunk cost and they were paid their dues. How the product is used after it is shipped is 100% irrelevant to them.

>> No.10107853

Actually an amazing device, how didn't it rip the skin? Such a clean result

>> No.10107866

>orgasmic biscuit
fuck you it's the timtam slam, and it's the reason I moved to the southern hemisphere

>> No.10107870

The right side is objectively worse on almost every point.

>> No.10107878
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Anyone putting gummy anything into a recipe needs to be taken outside and shot.
The texture does not match anything else. The sudden realization that you have to chew this mouthful of 10 times as much is not pleasant, especially as half the stuff in your bite will be reduced to sludge and be mixed with ultra sweetened gloop. Gummies and chocolate don't match at all. FUCK, i'm mad.


>> No.10107891

>bacon sandwich cocktail
>wurstel thrown on woman's face
>a number of videos of an immensely fat woman cooking
>Jack's burger
>Jack's grill
>obese American kid terrified of Brussels sprouts
>crab cutting machine
>cooking air
>hot cheese wheel scraped with a knife
>egg stand

>> No.10107892

Theres no example of where the weed comes from in that picture.

>> No.10107893

This is an act of war.

>> No.10107896

This looks like it would be dry and unpleasant

>> No.10107965

>How to humanely kill a crab
>Put it in the freezer
>Jam a screwdriver down its dickhole

>> No.10107967

but dude it spins xd

>> No.10107976

So Michael Rapaport has a food eating show? Or am I missing something here?

>> No.10107979

>black guy gathering shrimp
My fucking neurons

>> No.10108023

Why do you assume all crabs are male?

>> No.10108035


The one in the video is.

>> No.10108045

Is that the engine of the Event Horizon?

>> No.10108112


>normies will never understand my smoked tendie machine


>> No.10108126

It's dirt cake for kids. It's fun.

>> No.10108137
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lurk moar fucking newfaggot

>> No.10108140

>salt and pepper on tots
>salt and pepper on chicken
>two instances of adding buffalo sauce to chicken

>> No.10108146

>cooking with pol

>> No.10108148

Any idea how they're slaughtered? Their heads are still imtact

>> No.10108156

It was simply more of a comment, really. Not everything is a joke.

>> No.10108183


>> No.10108190

>le I only date black men face

>> No.10108215


>> No.10108232

you aint mexi if you dont put tomatos in your guac

that webm made me hungry af, not saying we do it better but fuck its yummy food.

>> No.10108239

>mom what are we having for lunch?
>five seconds and these sandwhicwhifcchiwhes I've made for you, me, dad and your five siblings will be ready.

>> No.10108248
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This makes me so mad.

>> No.10108255 [DELETED] 

>Don't overfill your pot and it won't happen
>Happened to me a couple of times when I was young (and drunk). Don't throw water on it. At least dumb drunk young me knew that much. I poured half my kosher salt on my stove and killed the fire (but lost a lot of salt).

This thing where American (and, commonly now, also European) instant-use mixes require milk or eggs instead of just water ruffles my jammies something fierce.

Those are both available dehydrated already in the mix. Literally the only reason they're separated out as their own step is to make housewives feel less embarrassed at purchasing instant products by making it feel more like they're still "really" baking.

It's patronizing as fuck and it needlessly complicates what should be a *very* simple process into one where you need to make sure you have milk or eggs around the house to use the dried goods you have on your shelf. Ridiculous.

>> No.10108264

Fucking lmao

>> No.10108311

This thing where American (and, commonly now, also European) instant-use mixes require milk or eggs instead of just water ruffles my jammies something fierce.

Those are both available dehydrated already in the mix. Literally the only reason they're separated out as their own step is to make housewives feel less embarrassed at purchasing instant products by making it feel more like they're still "really" baking.

It's patronizing as fuck and it needlessly complicates what should be a *very* simple process into one where you need to make sure you have milk or eggs around the house to use the dried goods you have on your shelf. Ridiculous.

>> No.10108435

I've never understood this meme. Millenial is used to describe anyone born after 1982, and I'm willing to bet less than 10% of 4chan users are older than that, even oldfags.

>> No.10108539

Most likely hit against the table
second most likely is they just pull the head to crack their neck

>> No.10108722

>when you add chocolate

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>> No.10108954

>guaranteed 300+ replies on /tv/

why does this webm trigger them so much

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>waitress inserting hotdog in vagina

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>Hotdog fitting perfectly into bicycle frame
Now in fully edible edition.

>> No.10109178

Hey, we hate Jamie Oliveoil too.

>> No.10109186


Fucking hell. The entire point of that autistic post is that it's posted every fucking day. Lurk more.

>> No.10109188

You're supposed to have lumps in cake mix retard

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>> No.10109229

RIP salt

>> No.10109280

Thanks, looks pretty good. Almost like mexican melon bread.

>> No.10109285

Because it's illegal to harvest female crabs of most species.

>> No.10109297
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It's a crop of a commission I got for my OC by Ketzio and GBB. Should be on one of their inkbunny pages https://inkbunny.net/gallery/Ketzio/1/0629fc5541

>> No.10109327

I never believed my parents when they kept telling me to stop doing that. After like 2 years it finally broke.

>> No.10109337

haha he's a soyboy he's never crabbed

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>> No.10109570

sauce a brother out please

>> No.10109654

no, millenials starts at 1980 dum dum

>> No.10109716

hmmm paint and metal

>> No.10109722

Why are you on this board?

>> No.10109725
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This isn't cooking!

>> No.10109738

I know it's weird, I already reported him but mods haven't deleted it yet.

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>> No.10109779

You faggots would lick the crumbs off your keyboards if it means not wasting food.

>> No.10109782

He's just black.

>> No.10109810

the fly at the end is a nice touch

>> No.10109820

cookin up a batch of love

>> No.10109862

No mexicans like this. This shit is for people who haven't been mexican since the manifest destiny was finished.

>> No.10109911


It's anyone born 1970 or later, sometimes extended to 1960.

>> No.10109936

I've seen art of this done by a porn artist. Was odd.

>> No.10109984

>be chickin

>> No.10110102
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There's fucking kiddies starving to death in the Yemen.

>> No.10110117


God, imagine having to work, for absolutely shit pay, with someone who takes making bang average pizzas that seriously.

>> No.10110223

The guy seems like a good time, unlike your drab boring faggot ass.

>> No.10110279

Actually, it's anyone born around 980 CE.

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>> No.10110465

BC years count down tho, so it'd be either 20 BC or 1110.

>> No.10110667


>> No.10110806

dude, chicken on the bone takes awhile to cook, even small ass chicken wings.

Boneless chicken breasts at 425 take 30-40 min.

Anyone who likes their wings barely cooked is a fucking pleb.

>> No.10111330

I always thought it showed how much he loved his son that he put all this detail into making a simple grilled cheese.
Anyway I like the webm, dunno why people get upset over it.

>> No.10111434

>this kills the crab

>> No.10111556

this is good and underrated.

>> No.10111597

I have a slight vibe the artist has a foot fetish