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>he doesn't like his yolk runny
>he doesn't like sponging up all the remaining yolk on the plate with his toast

how fucking stupid can you even be

>> No.10099238

>>10099234
Yolk tastes even more like semen than semen does

>> No.10099266

>>10099238
You'd know.

>> No.10099277

>sunny side up
>not soft boiled
>not scooping out the insides with a spoon

God OP, you fucking retard.

>> No.10099278

i put the egg on the toast and eat around the yolk then shove it in my mouth whole

>> No.10099285

>>10099278
based.

>> No.10099287

>>10099266
>he doesn't like extracting his daddy's cummies onto a bagel

>> No.10099292

Why is everyone so mean. It's just food.

>> No.10099297

>>10099278
based

>> No.10099298

>>10099292
t. scrambled dumbfuck

>> No.10099300

>>10099234
I like my eggs over medium, the yolk should have the consistency of school glue. It's kind of hard to hit that sweet spot though.

>> No.10099301

>>10099278
>>10099285
>>10099297
Fucking this.

>> No.10099319

>>10099278
Americans... is there anything they won't do?

>> No.10099334

>someone doesn't like what i like
>pointless vitriol to follow

You fags are tiresome.

>> No.10099339

>>10099292
Shit board culture and high functioning autism.

>> No.10099346

>>10099301
THIS

>> No.10099648

>>10099234
>actually eating toast
toast is a garnish.

>> No.10099653
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10099653

>>10099234
For me, it's the crispy egg.

>> No.10099656

>>10099653
Satan?

>> No.10099664
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>>10099656
Not at all.

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10099679

>>10099234
>Makes his center the egg instead of wrapping the egg around everything else

Omelettes are vastly supeior to sunny side in every way.

>> No.10099748

What on earth is the appeal of a sunny side up egg anyways? I had one and it tasted awful. The egg whites taste like noting, and the only good part, the yellow is gooey and disgusting instead of rich and tender. Who the fuck would unironically eat this?

>> No.10099793

>>10099278
I do the same except without toast

>> No.10099907

>>10099748
How do you like your eggs?

>> No.10099931

>>10099234
Runny yolk always apart from in a sandwich.
Can't be bothered to deal with yolk dripping out of the bread all down me and shit.

>> No.10099946

Runny yolks or properly scrambled aka not over-cooked.

>> No.10099949

>>10099748
Maybe you should learn to cook and season your food

>> No.10099956

>>10099234
>he likes eating something that literally tastes and feels like snot

Just blow your nose into your toast, same difference.

>> No.10100017

>>10099907
Like any normal person. Scrambled or hard boil.

>>10099949
Seasoning doesn't change the consistency of the yolk retard. Its still an ooey-gooey mess on a plate.

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>>10099956
>>10100017
>texturelets

>> No.10100309

>>10099234
>not eating your eggs medium for the superior flavor of easy, but without yolk going everywhere

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10100433

>>10099234
>Toast

Is that a carb anon? Why do you have a carb in your breakfast?

>> No.10100473

>>10100433
>not eating one slice of whole grain bread in the morning

Someone likes falling asleep by lunch

>> No.10100498

>>10100473
>Implying i'm going to have toast with an already ~2 egg meal.

Not of all of us stuff our face because we see food fatty. Thats what water is for.

>> No.10100505

>>10099278
This

>> No.10100522

>>10099300
This is the correct opinion.

>> No.10100617

>>10100498
Two eggs and two slices of toast isn't a large meal by any means unless you're a faggot who sits on his ass all day.

>> No.10100629

>>10100617
>Isn't a large meal
>35 g of protein
>46g of carb
>Probably douses his eggs in cheese and his toast in butter.

Yeah, to a fat person clearly.

>> No.10100642

>>10100629
>>35 g of protein
How the hell are you getting that much from two eggs and two slices of toast?

>> No.10100653

>>10100629
eggs have 6 grams of protein tardo

>> No.10100665
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>>10100629

>> No.10100671

>>10099287
that's gay

>> No.10100675

>>10100642
>>10100653
>He thinks I eat actual eggs
Ever heard of a Vegg? Course you haven't.

>> No.10101663

>>10099319

heh... your mom, bud

>> No.10101849

>>10099234
Why bother cooking it in the first place if you're just going to leave it so underdone? Might as well just break the eggs into a glass, and drink it.

>> No.10101906

>>10099278
100% this, every time.

>> No.10101912

>>10100675
The weird thing is that 2 containers of Vegg do in fact have 34g of protein, so I take it you actually eat that stuff.

Do you just automatically assume that when people say "eggs," they actually mean "eggs, except they're actually soy?"

>> No.10101932

>>10100433
Protein and carbs are essential to a healthy and delicious breakfast.

>> No.10101970

>>10099234
The yolk should be just hard enough to hold it's own shape. Soft yolks are the sign of low IQ.

>> No.10101977

>>10099234
That's egg perfection right there!

>> No.10101979

>>10099278
I'm too dumb to visualize this, post a webm

>> No.10101988
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>>10099278
Going to start doing this

>> No.10101989

>Pardon me sir, is your yolk runny?
Yes
>Then you'd better go catch it!

>> No.10102061

>>10099234
This board needs better content

>> No.10102068

>>10099234
Why be mad at how other people like their eggs? Runny yolks are obviously superior for dipping purposes, but in what objective way does it detract from your quality of life if someone beside you likes their's over-hard?

If it does, maybe you should re-think your priorities?

>> No.10102072

>>10101977
You can almost call it egg-cellent

>> No.10102085

>>10102061
go for it mate

>> No.10102277

>>10102061
I'll cook you up some sketti tomorrow.

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>> No.10102925

>>10099234

I don't like greased eggs.

>> No.10102985

I like runny yolk, but I absolutely despise runny egg white.

And I am a pleb so anytime I try to cook it enough to ensure I get all the egg white, I get most of the yolk too.

>> No.10103239

>>10099278
B A S E D
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>> No.10103339

>>10099664
How to do this without overdoing the yolk? I like it runny

>> No.10103347

>>10101849
You should only do that when you’re food poisoned and wants to puke

>> No.10104180

>>10099234
Yes, I approve of this post. Runny yolk is where it's at.

>> No.10104187

>>10103339
Preheat the pan like a motherfucker, use eggs straight from the fridge. That should do it.

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>>10099266

>> No.10104891
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10104891

I've been eating 2 - 3 fried eggs over easy everyday for the past week. When should I expect my heart attack bros?

>> No.10106025

das it mane

>> No.10106443

>not eating inwards towards the yolk before eating the entire yolk in one bite

>> No.10106475

>>10104891
Probably when you're around 90 years old, surrounded by your great grandchildren and loved ones.

>> No.10106504

>>10102885
new banner, gookmoot

>> No.10106570

>>10102277
With numbers like those, you better not be lying to me.

>> No.10107496

>>10099234
Scrambled is the only good way to eat eggs

>> No.10108193

>>10099234
Good to see some fellow dunkboys on /ck/

Yolks are best enjoyed when on toast. Gotta dunk that toast in the yolks.

>that first dunk when you puncture the outer skin of the yolk
Nothing compares to this kind of breakfast experience. I got my eggs, I got my toast, I got my fried black forest ham (shaved of course), I got my light drizzle of hot sauce, I got coffee on the right, I got freshly squeezed orange juice on the left.

>> No.10108260

>>10107496
triggered.

>> No.10109350

I'm about to cook some eggs bros

>> No.10109588

>>10109350
k it was really good just so you guys know

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10109591

>wet eggs

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>>10109591
>dry eggs

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>>10109595
You wouldn't eat raw chicken

>> No.10109615

>>10109607
i'd try it if american chicken wasn't filthy and diseased
i.e. rare chicken and chicken sashimi are a thing in japan

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>>10109615
Ladies and gentlemen, Darwinism.

>> No.10109632

ITT: retards

OP's way of eating eggs is the only right way. Or sunny side up on a sandwich like the grand slamwich at Denny's.
>That glorious first bite into the yoke which spills onto the rest of the sandwich providing flavor for your entire breakfast in convenient sandwich form.
Sprinkle a little bit of pepper and maybe a tiny amount of hot sauce and it's perfect kino breakfast and 4 am still drunk but starting to feel the hangover food.