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Anonymous Sun Feb 4 20:13:05 2018 No.10095899 [Reply] [Original]

>drink coffee
>get sleepy

Am i retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 20:14:31 2018 No.10095906 >eat spicy food >painless shits afterwards G-guys?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 20:18:07 2018 No.10095920 File: 17 KB, 245x246, 1515334395849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10095899 >post frogs >doesn't realize he is bona fide retarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 20:20:16 2018 No.10095934 >>10095899 you probably have attention deficit disorder if stimulants make you sleepy

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 20:35:59 2018 No.10095982 >>10095934 This. >Brother thinks he can get on the ephedrine craze for diets/selling. >Buys a bunch of pills. >Knocks himself out. >Calls them bullshit and throws them away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 20:49:29 2018 No.10096044 >>10095934 science plz

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 21:24:02 2018 No.10096166 >>10095934 This is not true. >>10095899 Why don't you use Google or something? I did and apparently it's because it's dehydrating you. Don't like my answer? Spend more time on Google than I did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 21:26:54 2018 No.10096174 File: 48 KB, 400x309, 1515813164460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10095920 Rabbat? Cabbit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 21:28:32 2018 No.10096179 >>10096166 This. If coffee's making you sleepy it means you're not drinking enough water.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 22:12:55 2018 No.10096305 >>10095934 >you probably have attention deficit disorder if stimulants make you sleepy If stimulants make you sleepy, it means you have severe depression.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 22:15:52 2018 No.10096313 >>10096305 >>10095934 I can't handle the different ideas

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 22:18:43 2018 No.10096321 >>10095899 I tried monster energy on 5 separate occasions, after each drink I immediately crashed and took a nap as I would have regardless. My theory is that since I'm overweight, the sugar had the inverse effect on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 22:19:46 2018 No.10096323 >>10096305 Proof? Never heard of that before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 22:39:37 2018 No.10096368 >>10095934 What? This can't be true.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 22:53:53 2018 No.10096413 >>10095934 >>10095982 not this thats retarded >>10095899 your body releases chemicals when you drink too much coffee to counter the effects those chemicals make you feel good and sometimes sleepy

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 22:57:58 2018 No.10096422 if you get tired from coffee it means you are severely gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 4 23:00:18 2018 No.10096427 >>10095899 >Am i retarded? I have come to the conclusion that yes, you are indeed retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 04:28:51 2018 No.10097657 One time, I shot up synthetic speed, fell right asleep! No kidding!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 05:04:37 2018 No.10097792 >>10096305 can confirm. t. on the border of suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 05:07:21 2018 No.10097800 >>10097792 The best place to be. Nothing more satisfying than the sense that it might all be ending soon, even if it never comes to pass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 05:33:07 2018 No.10097864 Coffee is great and make me feel good, however if I have more than two cups a day I get severely anxious about everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 05:40:37 2018 No.10097872 >binge drink for a few days and eat garbage food >literally shit hot, foamy water out of my burning asshole every 45 minutes for 2 days Time to dry out a bit... My body is not happy with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 05:42:36 2018 No.10097876 >>10097800 Have to disagree man, feels terrible, gonna be seeking help next week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 05:59:22 2018 No.10097905 >>10095906 Your stomach is nuclear

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 06:27:07 2018 No.10097959 >>10095899 >didn't poop for three days >have a class of coke literally shit mountains i have been constipated for months now even tho i workout and i just realised this what the fuck is wrong with my stomach and how do i fix it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 06:37:38 2018 No.10097977 >touch fuzzy >get dizzy I really need to clean out my fridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 06:56:11 2018 No.10098024 >>10095899 >didn't poop for three days >have a glass of coke literally shit mountains i have been constipated for months now even tho i workout and i just realised this what the fuck is wrong with my stomach and how do i fix it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 07:00:13 2018 No.10098029 >>10095934 Can confirm. Have ADHD, only huge doses of caffeine boost me. Otherwise it's drowsytown. I got these meds to help me concentrate, they're dextroamphetamines which are stimulants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 07:26:20 2018 No.10098082 >>10097864 Thats really the worst feeling. I hate being a pussy about coffee. I get jittery and start flailing my arms like a crack head

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 5 08:01:21 2018 No.10098154 >>10096321 Same thing happens to me. Im guessing its because all the sugar. Im not overweight Im 6' and 158lb. I also get chestburns after drinkig more than a can of MoutainDew.