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>drink coffee
>get sleepy

Am i retarded?

>> No.10095906

>eat spicy food
>painless shits afterwards

G-guys?

>> No.10095920
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10095920

>>10095899
>post frogs
>doesn't realize he is bona fide retarded

>> No.10095934

>>10095899
you probably have attention deficit disorder if stimulants make you sleepy

>> No.10095982

>>10095934
This.
>Brother thinks he can get on the ephedrine craze for diets/selling.
>Buys a bunch of pills.
>Knocks himself out.
>Calls them bullshit and throws them away.

>> No.10096044

>>10095934
science plz

>> No.10096166

>>10095934
This is not true.
>>10095899
Why don't you use Google or something? I did and apparently it's because it's dehydrating you. Don't like my answer? Spend more time on Google than I did.

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>>10095920
Rabbat?
Cabbit?

>> No.10096179

>>10096166
This. If coffee's making you sleepy it means you're not drinking enough water.

>> No.10096305

>>10095934
>you probably have attention deficit disorder if stimulants make you sleepy

If stimulants make you sleepy, it means you have severe depression.

>> No.10096313

>>10096305
>>10095934
I can't handle the different ideas

>> No.10096321

>>10095899
I tried monster energy on 5 separate occasions, after each drink I immediately crashed and took a nap as I would have regardless.
My theory is that since I'm overweight, the sugar had the inverse effect on me.

>> No.10096323

>>10096305
Proof? Never heard of that before.

>> No.10096368

>>10095934
What? This can't be true.

>> No.10096413

>>10095934
>>10095982
not this
thats retarded
>>10095899
your body releases chemicals when you drink too much coffee to counter the effects
those chemicals make you feel good and sometimes sleepy

>> No.10096422

if you get tired from coffee it means you are severely gay

>> No.10096427

>>10095899
>Am i retarded?
I have come to the conclusion that yes, you are indeed retarded.

>> No.10097657

One time, I shot up synthetic speed, fell right asleep! No kidding!

>> No.10097792

>>10096305
can confirm.

t. on the border of suicide

>> No.10097800

>>10097792
The best place to be. Nothing more satisfying than the sense that it might all be ending soon, even if it never comes to pass.

>> No.10097864

Coffee is great and make me feel good, however if I have more than two cups a day I get severely anxious about everything.

>> No.10097872

>binge drink for a few days and eat garbage food
>literally shit hot, foamy water out of my burning asshole every 45 minutes for 2 days

Time to dry out a bit... My body is not happy with me.

>> No.10097876

>>10097800
Have to disagree man, feels terrible, gonna be seeking help next week.

>> No.10097905

>>10095906
Your stomach is nuclear

>> No.10097959 [DELETED] 

>>10095899
>didn't poop for three days
>have a class of coke literally shit mountains
i have been constipated for months now even tho i workout and i just realised this what the fuck is wrong with my stomach and how do i fix it

>> No.10097977

>touch fuzzy
>get dizzy
I really need to clean out my fridge.

>> No.10098024

>>10095899
>didn't poop for three days
>have a glass of coke literally shit mountains
i have been constipated for months now even tho i workout and i just realised this what the fuck is wrong with my stomach and how do i fix it

>> No.10098029

>>10095934
Can confirm. Have ADHD, only huge doses of caffeine boost me. Otherwise it's drowsytown. I got these meds to help me concentrate, they're dextroamphetamines which are stimulants.

>> No.10098082

>>10097864
Thats really the worst feeling. I hate being a pussy about coffee. I get jittery and start flailing my arms like a crack head

>> No.10098154

>>10096321
Same thing happens to me. Im guessing its because all the sugar. Im not overweight Im 6' and 158lb.
I also get chestburns after drinkig more than a can of MoutainDew.