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Show me a restaurant with a stranger name than this.

>> No.10095398
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>> No.10095401

>>10095398
I've been there!
There was a disappointing lack of cock.

>> No.10095407

>>10095398
Guarantee you that's a gay bar. I'll bet 10 bitcoins it is.

>> No.10095421

>>10095407
surprisingly it's not a gay bar

>> No.10095434
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yup this is a real place

>> No.10095455

>>10095364
>My Sister's Crawfish II
What happened to the first one?

>> No.10095466

>>10095434
Crab restaurant owners always have the sense of humor of 14-year olds.

>> No.10095488

>>10095434

If that's the one in nag's head it is absolute SHIT.

There's a much better one up the road.

>> No.10095500

>>10095488
I've never been there, just driven past it a bunch of times in myrtle beach

>> No.10095524
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We all remember our First Taste when we visited Cum Park.

>> No.10095553

>>10095455

It became a carvery.

>> No.10095586
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Maybe not stranger but...

>> No.10095591

>>10095586
that's awesome

>> No.10095612

>>10095364
Fucking clarkies

>> No.10095644

>>10095466
can confirm, went to joe's crab shack, mom bought me a "I GOT CRABS" shirt that i never wore and eventually donated

>> No.10095670

>>10095466
>>10095644
These places are also frequented by the cargo shorts at the beach rockabilly and Jimmy buffet dad bod types.
So go figure I guess.

>> No.10095701

>>10095500
fucking myrtle beach. i hate it, but i also love it.

>> No.10095751

>>10095701
kek MB. haven't been to the beach in like 4 years, really miss it. NMB is a bit quieter.

There is a restaurant on Duffy St (maybe duffy's seafood? idk) that is really good. A+ for cheap seafood a block from the water.

>tfw intercoastal waterway

>> No.10095757

>>10095434
I ate at the one in PCB and the food was about on par with Joe's Crab Shack. Wasn't that bad but there are a lot of better seafood restaurants around for the money.

>> No.10095808

>>10095586
that's a keeper

>> No.10095818

>>10095644
Its actually "got crabs?" in the got milk font, I assume.

As an edgy teen, I wore mine in the school picture.

>> No.10095833

>>10095751
im not going to lie the shit makes me sad

>> No.10095913

>>10095586
Learn how to take a picture retard

>> No.10095929

>>10095434

wow, totally forgot about this place. how many locations are there?

I remember going to on as a kid on vacation... somewhere in/around the Outer Banks area.

the food and service was absolutely fucking pathetic. it was the only time I can remember my parents not tipping.

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>>10095434
RIP

>> No.10096083

>>10095524
>Citi Trends
I take it that this is in a shitty part of town

>> No.10096119
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10096119

This is a good place. It's in Rehomo DE.

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>>10095524
>cum park
>citi trends
>1st taste
>shoe show

literally wtf?

>> No.10096129

>>10096119
Is that shooped? If not the owner is ballsy af!

>> No.10096131

>>10095833
dont be sad anon

>> No.10096139

>>10096119
>Rehomo, DE
Too homo to homo just once, Delaware?

>> No.10096142

>>10096129
Nope it's real. They have their sign along the busiest beach route too. It really brings people in.

>> No.10096146

>>10096139
Rehoboth Delaware. Alost won the title gay capital of the world.

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>>10095524
I had to see it with my own eyes.

It's fucking real.

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>>10095524
>>10096428
and here is the inside of 1st taste chinese,

pretty fucking depressing

>> No.10096473

>>10096429
drug front

>> No.10096493 [DELETED] 

>>10095524
>>10096127
>>10096428
>>10096429
behold! the nightmare

>> No.10096501

>>10095524
>>10096428
behold! the nightmare

>> No.10096512

>>10096429
a lot of basic chinese takeaways look ike this

>> No.10096514

>>10095524
where is this?

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>>10095364

>> No.10096518

>>10096514
burlington, north carolina - USA

>> No.10096526

>>10095407
>>10095421
Where's my bitcoin bro?

>> No.10096532

literal hell ITT

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>>10095586
There's a hair salon also called Bich Nga near where I live. I had a giggle about it in front of a Vietnamese friend and got lectured that it's apparently a somewhat common given name. It means something like "beautiful jade".

>> No.10096570

>>10095670
Jimmy Buffet is jacked, son he ain’t got a dad bod.

>> No.10096591
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10096591

Pho is pronounced "fuh."

>> No.10096595

>>10095586
>>10096554
man if i was viet even if these words made no sense i would name my business bich nga

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>>10096591
Not to be outdone by...

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>>10096610
...or...

>> No.10096620

>>10095929

As I said earlier on in the thread, the one in nag's head is absolutely fucking pathetic.

There's an amazing local place on the north end of nag's head. Been there so many times I forgot the name.

-t Moyock

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>>10096616

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>>10096595
I think they do it on purpose.

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>>10096621

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>>10095364

>> No.10096645

>>10096627
>noodle lab

>> No.10096653

>>10096645
They got noodles down to a pho king science nigga.

>> No.10096659

>>10096645
>>10096653
Those pho king koreans. All we have in my town is a Pasta Garage.

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>"can I get a coke with tha.."
>"NO!"

>> No.10096665

>>10096659
>koreans

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>>10096631
i'm dying

>> No.10096697

>>10096631
Where is the slav edit?

>> No.10096707

>>10095434
My mother got me an apron from here when she visited a few years ago.

>> No.10096734

>>10096661
>>10096631
>>10095364
only three that weren't written by a 5 year old

>> No.10096828

>>10096429
Looks like a wing and chinese food place i used to go to called Owings. They upgraded so they don't look like that anymore.

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>>10096315
Better quit hangin’ out at that kiddy college in Cleveland, son. Them folks is quare over there.

>> No.10097167

>>10096429
How does every Chinese takeout place look identical? Is there some Chinese restaurant supplier that's got a complete monopoly?

>> No.10097171

>>10096645
>he doesn't run pasta experiments in his basement

>> No.10097245 [DELETED] 

>>10095524
>SHOW SHOW
the fuck

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>> No.10097900

>>10096119
How fucking tacky. I'd never eat in a place like this.

>> No.10097906

>>10096659
>Pasta Garage
what the fuck is that

>> No.10097914

>>10096659
>Koreans
You need to leave the food board now bud

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>> No.10098280

>>10095929
I went to the same one. It was shit.

>> No.10098288

>>10097900
Well you'd be missing out. You sound like your miserable. Why don't you treat yourself to a nice refreshing suicide, you deserve it.

>> No.10098294

>>10096591
Then it should be transliterated as "fuh" and not "pho." If you want people to pronounce it as "fuh" then spell it that way.

>> No.10098314

>>10098294
Are you retarded? Is the concept of other languages on Earth, foreign to you? Do you think the accent marks above the O is just a random scribble? I mean, Vietnamese is a dogshit ugly language but I at least understand that part of it

>> No.10098322

>>10096631
top tier

>> No.10098328

>>10098294
>I don't have a passport and only know a single language
>Its a big deal when I go more than one state away

>> No.10098350

>>10097167
>Is there some Chinese restaurant supplier that's got a complete monopoly?
yes, sysco

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i've never really managed to accept this

>> No.10098376

>>10097167
Theres a major local support system for new immigrants from most major Asian countries. They're given contacts and information on how to setup a business with guaranteed success like a nail shop or a chinese food restaurant. Theyre all the same because the information all comes from the same source.

>> No.10098446

>>10095434
There's a place like that in London near Liverpool Street except they don't have an apostrophe so it's rather disturbing.

>> No.10098499

The Bar attached to my small midwest town's bowling alley is called "Milt's Again II Lounge"

>> No.10098530

>>10098294
"I have been pronouncing it incorrectly all this time and now I'm mad when I am corrected": The Post.

>> No.10098555

>>10098355
Me either and they serve the steak on a 500 degree plate. I also do not like that.

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>> No.10098571

>>10098314
>>10098328
>>10098530
> I'm an arrogant eurocuck that doesn't know what a transliteration is.

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This isn't an odd name, but it serves "cajun vietnamese food" not even horrible but it's a fucking weird combo

>> No.10098592

>>10098571
>I'm an arrogant American who needs everything transliterated (a word I just learned lol) or I get triggered HARD.

>> No.10098617

>>10096429
That's a sweet claw machine, but it's more than likely rigged.

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>>10098566
What kinda bagel they sell?

>> No.10098619

>>10096517
I've eaten A Dong in San Antonio, it was prebby gud.

>> No.10098622

>>10096554
Yeah, I showed my gook wife, she wasn't amused.

>> No.10098630

>>10096591
I wanted to open a Viet/BBQ fusion shop and call it Pho Que.

>> No.10098641

>>10098571
See >>10098314. Vietnamese already uses the Latin alphabet with a heavy dose of diacritics to accommodate the language's tonality. You gonna demand "halapenyo" "fillay minyown" too? Read a book.

>>10098583
A lot of SEA and Chinese run Cajun restaurants for some reason. Maybe they're just familiar with rice and crawfish or something, but it's generally pretty decent stuff.

>> No.10098646

>>10098446
I used to pass by it a lot, but I never felt the need to try it. Is it any good?

>> No.10098649

>>10095407
80'000 dollars? what do i need 7500 dollars for

>> No.10098822

>>10096429
That's actually pretty standard for a chinese takeaway. The only thing its missing is the TVs playing english language chinese news/propaganda

>> No.10098864

A friend told be in Korea he found a restaurant called "One Too Many Place." Apparently the passive aggressive name was meant to be inviting, saying it was a place for one, two, or many.

>> No.10098875

>>10098355
I had to look it up, the original restaurant was owned by someone named Chris but then bought out by someone named Ruth who kept both names. Still hate it.

>> No.10098879

>>10095364
Holy shit i drive past this place all the time

>> No.10098948

>>10098583
chicago has about a million chinese/cajun and vietnamese/cajun restaurants all of a sudden, it's all just standard seafood boil stuff

>> No.10099291

>>10098641
I don't know about SEA and Chinese, but in parts of the South a lot of Vietnamese folks run Cajun-ish places because a lpt of them settled in the South post Vietnam, in particular Louisiana. It probably appeals to them because it's a cuisine known for strong flavors, which is similar to their own.

>> No.10099385

>>10099291
Vietnam is in southeast Asia.

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best thai food I've ever had though

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Hi from Austin

>> No.10101458

>>10098294
>Knowing only one language
Is there any greater sign that shows someone as being a fucking idiot?

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I remember that the Christian café next to them were super pissed.

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>>10095364
rip Coon Chicken Inn

>> No.10101538

>>10101510

Was Ghost World supposed to be set in one of those locations?

>> No.10101587

>>10098566

that place is legit

>> No.10101645

>>10096631
Formerly Chuck's

>> No.10102157

>>10098592
Why are you so obsessed? Does it really "affect" you emotionally like a fucking faggot? I'll pronounce it my way and you do yours. We'll see who get's further in life. I wish you cheers.

>> No.10102178

>>10101458
Actually it's presumtious faggots like you that are meaningless to me. Why do you presume that I know only one language?
Explain yourself if you're capable.

>> No.10102184

>>10095466
Why is this?

>> No.10102193

>>10098618
Hipster halal shit to appeal to the London crowd.

>> No.10102195

>>10098641
I don't understand your point. If you're going to transliterate to another language then make the target sound like what it's supposed to sound like. If it's "feh" then spell it that way, but perhaps that's not as marketable as "pho" which none of you are using with your stuid accent marks that none of us use in English.

>> No.10102202

>>10096610
>>10096616
Too bad the joke probably goes over most people's head because they don't realize pho is pronounced pha.

>> No.10102206

>>10096591
>>10098294
It's not just "fuh", it's "fuh" with a question inflection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySSDmBVf9J8

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I came here to post this.
Amazing how after we poisoned the ever living fuck out of their country and killed hundreds of thousands of them with skyborne liquid fire, they have a sense of humour that they know is going to draw in the punters.

>> No.10102228

>>10101510
The phrase “cartoonishly racist” comes to mind.

>> No.10102229

>>10102223
Fuckoff vegan faggot!

>> No.10102239

>>10102228
The best ones are the ones shelved by Ted Turner and Cosby. You'd be surprised at by shelving old cartoons they want to manipulate and do social engineering on people. Ted Turner married to hanoi jane. They're quite the bunch.

>> No.10102247

>>10102228
It's not that it's racist, it's that surpressing f the history of the USA and the world that you can't stand then you must go right into the taliban or some other terrorist group and as a projection of that burn libraries.

>> No.10102250

>>10102228
Why does history scare you so much that you "feel" the need to surpress it from others to know about it?

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>>10102229
I literally wat'ed. Vegan? WTF?

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>>10098649
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10102300

>>10095364
Is that a euphemism for feminine penis?

>> No.10102302

>>10102300
If it is would you show me your feminine penis?

>> No.10102310

>>10102302
My penis is masculine, you fruit

>> No.10102322

>>10096517
That location is in Des Moines. There was a shootout there, once. It's actually pretty good, but it's on the border of gentrified and bad neighborhoods.

>> No.10102333

>>10102310
*feminine
My donger would eat your donger in a 1v1 fight don't even attempt to challenge me you fucking naive

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>>10102333
Nigger I could cock vore you in your entirety if you don't BACK THE FUCK OFF

>> No.10102364

>>10102350
They call my cock ang napakalaking devourer back in the fliplands, the estrogen enriched ladybois such as yourself are very familiar with it

>> No.10102667

>>10102206
Bottom line is that, if I'm paying for it, I'll pronounce any way I like. Get over it.

>> No.10102671

Why are you people such fucking assholes?

>> No.10102673

>>10102350
Is that Oasis? Looks like old style Abrams trying to imitate Jap style.

>> No.10102719

>>10102673
As far as I know Oasis in a old style red PK who can kill most of us. He's better as a friend though. I miss that dude.

>> No.10102722

Stand your ground and he might not kill you, but then again he might, but that's Oasis. From fun from Xog.

>> No.10102741

>>10098294
it is spelled that way idiot
notice the accent on the o?

>> No.10102749

>implying knowing multiple languages even matters when your country is literally irrelevant and the US is the only superpower
*lmaos in American*

>> No.10103111

>>10102741
No. I don't see an accent. In usual English here in America we don't need accents in language and calling me an idiot does not help your point.

>> No.10103202

>>10102178
So what other languages do you know?

>> No.10103288

>>10102667
Bottom line, you're a mong.

>> No.10103301

>>10103202
Why ask me? Why don't you specify first instead of querying me?

>> No.10103304

>>10103288
Bottom line is that you're a fucking faggot.

>> No.10103392

>>10096429
more like last taste

>> No.10103414

>>10102157
HARD

>> No.10103428

>>10103304
Expected response from a scared sister fucker.

>> No.10103467

>>10103428
What does that even mean? Are you a freak job or something?

>> No.10103480

>>10103428
I never fucked my sister and never wanted to. She's my sister. What are you some kind of freak job retard? Don't project your bullshit on me.

>> No.10103531

>>10103428
You're still a fuckin faggot, so what excuses do you make for being such a degerate, blame it on the government for ez buks?

>> No.10103545

>>10103428
Judging by the level of assblast you engendered here >>10103467
>>10103480 >>10103531, me thinks you hit the bullseye.

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>>10095364
Who is in the right?

>> No.10103588

>>10103467
>>10103480
>>10103531
Kek, hit a braincell.

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>>10096631
>that soyboy cowboy on the right

>> No.10103644

>>10103546
Looks like "wings vs chicken" is in the right

>> No.10103666

>>10103588
No that was years ago when marketing idiots started using pho instead of feh. Pho is more marketable. I'm quick to detect bullshit.

>> No.10103670

>>10096631
>Jim the budget is running thin and we still don't have chairs
>... I have an idea

>> No.10103688

>>10103670
Check out the movie "Head Office"

>> No.10103726

>>10103666
>Marketing idiots
Yes, those marketing idiots who developed a national dish.

>> No.10103751

>>10098079
why did this one make me laugh the hardest

>> No.10103780

>>10098079
Looks shopped. The red sign says Fu Fu Hot Pot.

>> No.10104537

>>10103780
That's possible but in a so many places one gets hit by health violations and another takes over so it could be that as well.

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This is actually quite genius.

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Not a restaurant, but this is just too good.

>> No.10104956

>>10103392
lulz were had

>> No.10105149

>>10104781
It should be Orange Brute, shouldn't it?

>> No.10105194

>>10104781
Why

>> No.10105209

>>10105194
Because they are going after Orange Julius.

>> No.10105245

>>10105209
Ah, that makes sense.
>>10105149
Brute is the vocative. Brutus is the nominative. The vocative of Julius is Julii.

>> No.10105301

>>10105245
And then there's this asshole

>> No.10105303

>>10098566
>it's happening
>jew colors
coincidence?

>> No.10105349

>>10102195
The point is that no transliteration happened. You can transliterate Russian and Chinese, because those use completely different writing systems. But Vietnamese uses Latin, the same writing system is English, just with a few more diacritics that are often dropped for practicality. You can't transliterate something that already uses the same letters.

>> No.10105418

>>10097167
I saw a documentary about this and essentially yes there is

>> No.10105435

>>10098376
What the hell are you talking about?

>> No.10105448
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>> No.10105449

>>10096623
kek
i pass this place everyday when going to and coming home from work

>> No.10105544

>>10105435
Not him, but having been involved in investigation of asian underground activity, there is a definite network of loan sharking for same culture asians when they arrive on the shores that allows them to obtain capital, albeit at exhorbitant rates, from established immigrants of their culture. Ironically, they bust their ass enough to still pay off the illegal high interest loan and raise their kids educated enough to go into professional fields.

>> No.10105582

>>10105448
I see someone else lives in Brighton. My buddy used to work there.

>> No.10105610

>>10095407
>gay bar
>clearly a resturant
Your lucky no one can hold you to that bet.

>> No.10105619

>>10105448
What is wrong with this

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>>10105582
>>10105448

Brighton senpai

>> No.10105665

>>10095364
>little locally-owned restaurant in the suburbs, not too much to look at but probably solid food with lots of locals inside
>forest backdrop
>middle American architecture on the building behind it

so comfy. I've lived in many major cities but I've never felt as at home than in a little American suburb

>> No.10105704

>>10096591
there's a pho king in oakland. i'm completely convinced it wasn't intentional, they have no sense of humor. second best pho in town though.

>> No.10105735

>>10105349
Stay in school a few more years.

>> No.10105750

>>10105704
pho king is a really common name among pho places
there's no way it's not a joke

>> No.10105761

>>10105735
Nice refutation of my point m8

>> No.10105783

>>10105750
it's in the completely shitty, vietnamese part of town, and the people there hardcore pretend not to speak english. but who knows.

>> No.10105805

>>10098649
Lmao underrated

>> No.10105873
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It used to be called the Koffee Kup Kafe in a really redneck part of town, the kind people hang confederate flags out in the front lawn. Now its just the Koffee Kup.

>> No.10105928

>>10101458
That is such a terrible argument. There are 6,500 different spoken languages. Why would you assume that because someone doesn't speak gook they only know a single language? Vietnamese wouldn't even be in my top 10 languages to learn.

>> No.10105959

>>10105928
So what other language do you speak?

>> No.10105988

>>10102206
How did the meme catch on to refer to intonation as inflection? Inflection is the modification of a word across different grammatical categories. Intonation is, well, intonation

>> No.10105992

>>10103301
Because it's obvious you don't speak any other languages. I'm not going to go through a list of 200 languages and ask you if you know each individual one. Also, kudos to you Anon. The original dumbass who wrote that post has probably left and you're pretending to be him to continue stirring up trouble. If not, then just give up already

>> No.10106029

>>10105959
English, French, mostly fluent Spanish, (not very good) German.

You do realize that was my first post ITT, right? There are several people arguing with you.

>> No.10106037

>>10106029
I only recently butted into the discussion as well

>> No.10106148

>>10104781

I think Red Brutus would work better

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>> No.10106202

>>10096119
I thought I was the only Delawarean here! Where you at?

>> No.10106514

>>10097167
seems that most of them use the same sliced vegetables, kek

>> No.10106519

>>10102228
The phrase "reddit" comes to mind.

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>>10095364

>> No.10106959

>>10096517
Good spot. Near the hospital where I was getting chemo. Easy to put down pho, when I couldn't eat anything else.

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Missouri's finest..

It's halfway into its cove at Lake of the Ozarks.

>> No.10107012 [DELETED] 

>>10105928
It's because the level of ignorance is possible only when someone thinks everything should confirm to their language

>> No.10107030

>>10105928
Because this level of ignorance is possible only when someone thinks everything should conform to their language, and that any other way is stupid

>> No.10107108

>>10106168
>1st colleague: I'll have Five Guys for lunch
>2nd colleague: I don't care how many guys you have for lunch, be back here for the meeting at 1

>> No.10107159

>>10107108
Talking about a P E N I S lol!!!!

>> No.10107202

I'm tired of the seemingly naughty language places

I want more like the OP's strangely named place

>> No.10107208

>>10106959
damn anon why would you post some heavy shit like that? just say youve eaten there and it was good..

>> No.10107477

>>10105582
>>10105629
What are you talking about? That's Salem NH. I used to live right across the border in MA.

>> No.10107877

>>10102206
what an ugly language.

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>>10096554

>> No.10108475

>>10096591
Okay, Vietnamese here
It took me a while to realize that your Murican is suck in pronoun Viet name
And also, ''Phở'' is pronun as ''Fuoh''

>> No.10108496

>>10107877
>Anonymous 02/06/18(Tue)20:50:29 No.10103288
Ya, what can a Vietnamese expect more from an idiot Murican, who can only able to speak 1 language

>> No.10108833

>>10108475
This gook gets it.

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It says "Lord of the heifers". Because in Spanish, heifer rhymes with rings (novillo, anillo).

>>10098294
Says the English speaker, whose language is fucked up when it comes to pronunciation and its spelling.

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>> No.10108915

>>10103428
How do you know anon is an arab?

>> No.10108926

>>10108915
Is he an Arab goat?

>> No.10108992

>>10105544
This isn't a big secret or theory, its a known historical fact that I still remember from college. Since the 1800s the triads in the US set up support networks for Chinese immigrants, grouping those that came from the same region of China, helping them send money back to their home villages, held their mail, and got them homes.

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>>10095364

>> No.10109487

>>10096631
>the Chad Ranger vs the Virgin Cowboy

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>> No.10109843

>>10096129
They constantly change their signs to say funny shit like that

>> No.10109960

>>10095364
Back when I was a kid there was a greasy spoon type place in the back of an old gas station with a big hand painted sign that read "EAT HERE AND GET GAS". I don't remember if that was the name of the place or just the slogan.

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>>10108877
heh, I heard of that place
Argentinian butcheries do need their sense of humor to stand out from the crowd

>> No.10110644

>>10108877
Just because English is too complicated for does not mean that's fucked up. Now piss off you shitlicking cunt.

>> No.10110653

>>10109487
Where do you fit in?

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There was one of these near where I lived and they had to change the name to poo-ket or something like that because some old biddy got offened by Phuket.

Thai restaurants for the win!

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>>10104785
if they named this after the meme I will have lost all faith in the human race

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>>10110644
Dude, I have seen native English speakers saying that there are words they know the meaning of but they don't know how to pronounce them because they've only seen them written. How is that not fucked up?

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>> No.10111254

>>10111190
>White food at the white price

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>>10111269

>> No.10111275

>>10098314
>>10098328
>>10098530
>>10101458
>>10102741
Fucking idiots the lot of you. .

Also, foreign languages are irrelevant when English is the dominant one. Enjoy wasting your time learning some peasant dogshit langauge that no one gives a fuck about when everyone else is learning English

>>10111185
>uneducated people struggle with language
Wow, what a shocker

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>>10111274

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>>10111278

>> No.10111284

>>10111278
>naans

i didn't know naan was plural, i thought it was naan (1) and naan (2+)

>> No.10111294

>>10101489
They make good burgers

>> No.10111324

>>10109973
Strait to the point. I like it.

>> No.10111334

>>10110742
Pshh. Bitch, I live next to a fucking sake bar literally named "Gangam Style" and has a cartoon picture of PSY on the fucking marquee.

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>>10096610
>>10096616
>>10096621
>>10096623
>>10096627

>> No.10111406

>>10103546
Whoever wins, we lose.

>> No.10111521

>>10103621
Who is this guy. His face always portrays exactly how I feel when I'm "happy". I need his name, and a full collection of the memes he's featured in.

>> No.10111552

>>10096119
I'd be too worried about their food prep.

>> No.10111565

Place here in town called A Pig in a Fur Coat. It's an inside joke between the owners referring to a native fish.

>> No.10111568

>>10105418
I know it's 3 hours later, but pls gib sauce

>> No.10111603

>>10108897
5/5

>> No.10111605

>>10106578
That's pronounced "foo-shing"

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>>10097900
Would you go to a strip club like this?

>> No.10111727

>>10102184
rural and suburban retards

Thats why all the smart people live in the city

>> No.10111889

>>10111185
>>10111275
It is fucked up. If they've transliterated a word and haven't gotten the target right then they're the ones that fucked up, not me. Spell that shit as feh if you want me to pronounce it that way.

>> No.10111903

>>10102206
when you pronounce "taco" do you do so with an exaggerated mexican accent?

when you pronounce spaghetti do you say it like some faggot italian chef?

no, you don't. so say pho exactly the way it is spelled

>> No.10111911

>>10111903
Daco
Getti
pho = fo

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>> No.10112046

>>10111981
iconic

>> No.10112108

>>10111889
It's not really transliterated seeing as they use the latin alphabet themselves. This is like complaining about the pronunciation of Saoirse, or really any other language that uses the latin alphabet differently than english.

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>> No.10112394

>>10111254
What's your point and compared to what? niggers?

>> No.10112399

>>10111406
Sais you. Who is we? You don't speak for me.

>> No.10112404

>>10111727
Not these days. Internet connections are fast in real nations so there's no real reason to be in a city.

>> No.10112421

>>10112108
That's a time difference. You're comparing what Vietnamese now with when pho was invented which was then they were using moon runes. Then it was a transliteration.

>> No.10112463

>>10096591
this is in south bend indiana, no?

>> No.10112474

>>10109127
None of dis matters

>> No.10112478

>>10111334
But PSY is Korean

>> No.10112488

>>10095364
They fucking casualized it compared to My Sister's Crawfish 1. Why on earth we'd want stupid Frozen Yogurt lootbox grinding with an UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE is fucking stupid. Nintendofags blown the fuck out, based Sony Lobster game bros here. 2/10

...wait...this isn't /v/

>> No.10112493

>>10112488
Although I did hear they're gonna add in open world in My Sister's Crawfish 3.

>> No.10112548

>>10112394
It's a joke, Sambo.
>>10112404
You're a sensible person.

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>>10105704
>Pho King
Nigger, what are you doing? You should only be going to Cam Huong.

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>>10096315
I love the word gooch

>> No.10113320

>>10112493
Sounds like a sci-fi channel movie.
Crawnato revenge of the crawdads.

>> No.10113511

>>10111637
Strip clubs are gross desu senpai.

>> No.10113683

>>10112230
If this is real what country?

>> No.10113725

>>10098875
Now I'm understanding how that name worked. If it was just Ruth or Just Chris it would be less attractive.

>> No.10113734

>>10095364
>The sign below just says My Sister Restaurant.

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So my hometown is littered with strange kitschy, double entendre restaurant (and business) names
Examples 1/3

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>>10113746
2/3

>> No.10113760

>>10102228

I love how triggered the /pol/tards were by this post

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>>10113754
3/3

>> No.10113762

>no one posts phuc dat bich yet

>> No.10113773

>>10113762
>My name is the second one
I hate it

>> No.10113780

>>10095364
>Bun bo hue
>Bun rieu
Good choices.

>> No.10113783

>>10113773
Dat Nguyen?

>> No.10113784

>>10111200

?????????
???????

>> No.10113788

>>10113783
That's an easy one
You'll never guess my middle name

>> No.10113796

>>10113788
Tan, I know your sister and your restaurants suck dick. Cook some authentic gook food, nigger.

>> No.10113808

>>10113796
Apparently cooking authentic food in burgerland is hard due to the lack of (cheap) ingredients.

>> No.10113820

>>10113808
Fucking jungle Jews.

>> No.10113842

>>10112421
First of all the latin Vietnamese alphabet was made in the 1600's, and pho appeared in the 20th century, by which point French rule was forcing the latin alphabet. Secondly the alphabet was started by Portugese people and finished by a French guy, so how English speakers in the 21st century would understand it was probably not their biggest concern. Finally the word pho itself potentially comes from French anyways. Again it's just them using the latin alphabet in different ways, just like how the way we use it isn't exactly how the romans did either.

>> No.10113959

>>10112474
It's actually a pretty good diner in the middle of nowhere in alabama.

>> No.10113991

>>10113959
>Alabama
>It don't matter
Makes sense.

>> No.10114785

>>10113760
No you didn't, you just hated being outed as the dumb self-hating anti-white faggot you are. Muh based blacks, am I rite?

>> No.10114801

>>10114785
fuck off you fedora tipping cracker

>> No.10114808

>>10098355
Ruth's Chris' Michelangelo's David Steak House

>> No.10114818

>>10111206
>Jokerman font

>> No.10114833
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los angeles

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dallas for you.
bonus: this place also sells tacos and seafood and has a convenience store

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apparently the locals tried to spell 'laundromat' and somehow ended up with this! totally bonkers.

>> No.10114855

>>10096473
whats the secret password for chinese resturant drug fronts?

>> No.10114887

>>10102202
>>10096591
>>10102667
Retards

>> No.10115143

>>10114855
妈妈咪呀

>> No.10115216

>>10104781
Black Brutus would be pretty funny, like some guy from WWE.

>> No.10115282

>>10111200
Rapearia?

>> No.10115296

>>10111284
I think it's the same with "folk," a lot of folk say "folks" but "folk" is already plural.

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www.slaughteredlambpub.com
"In ancient times when werewolves roamed the land there was an old pub called The Slaughtered Lamb"

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>> No.10116200

>>10114840
"Lavanderia" is "Laundromat" in spanish you dingus.
So much for american education.

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>>10114840