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>Inb4 someone posts the long inb4 list
>>10094542MAyyo with eggwhite
>>10094584there is absolutely nothing wrong in mixing mayonnaise with eggs
>>10094584>eggwhiteclearly there is yolk
>>10094542Did they not toast that English muffin? What the fuck
>>10094542I guess people don't understand what "OC" means.
>>10095094Fuck yeah, using yoghurt to make yoghurt. 2d chess right here
>>10095036>>10095048>>10095141brainlet here, can someone tell me how to filter out this shitty forced meme?
>>10095156download 4chanxright click on my postsit will give the option to filter by filename, and filter this specific webm.
>>100950944 hours isn't long enough to get good yogurt.>>10095114active cultures dummy, you could buy cultures if you wanted.
>>10095156/[cC]ut crust/i/[cC]rust cut/i/[cC]rustless.*webm/i/[cC]uts.*[cC]rust.*webm/i/[cC]rust.*[cC]ut.*webm/i
>>10095254half the time case insensitive doesn't work for some reasoncase in point >>10095174 wasn't hidden until i changed it to [cC]
>>10095225Plus it's not like people didn't use the previous batch as a starter for the next since literally forever.
>>10095293It's certainly the best way to keep consistency between batches.
>>10094542how does blending the hollandaise not fuck it up
>>10095234does this filter the actual webm file or just the name? if so I have a renaming script
>>10095234thank you, it worked :*)
>>10095329It's not hollandaise at this point, it's blended to a mousse-like state. Easy way for normies to hide their poor sauce skills
>>10095376make sure to remove the check mark from "hide stubs" so that you can enjoy your /ck/ experience to the fullest without interference of redditors trying hard to fit in.
>>10095385why are redditors coming here
>>10095225Might be a typo. Maybe they meant 24 hours.
I'm not sure if the crust asshole is better or worse than the jackposters.
>>10095552when did it even become a forced meme
>>10095576It's not, he's still attempting to force it. And doing badly at it. Some people don't know when they've over committed and need to back off.
>>10095552that pork chop isn't done, I think he needs to bring the candles up a bit to get more heat on the pans.
>>10095626Looks done enough. I like my pork a little rare.
>>10095631every time i see a small, sharp blade i want to cut my wrists
>>10095631it's not the rarity, it's that there's barely any browning on the surface. I like my pork on the rare side as well, and I'd guess that pork is pasteurized, but a pork chop needs that flavor and texture mix.
>>10095552I can't tell if this is impressive or autistic as fuck
>>10095583>i'm supposed to sit down and change all my filenames because a tumblrite/redditor is triggered?
>>10095871Hey, you made your sandwiches now eat them.
>>10096113only with crust
>>10096155Alternatively 4chan X has an option that randomizes your filename when posting it.
>>10095094>I guess people don't understand what "OC" means.Yeah most anons are pretty stupid.
>>10095871it'd be alright if you posted more than the same 15 webms every single fucking thread
>>10096194The same webms alwyas get posted in every webm regardless oneand two i don't just post the crust cutter webms, what you need me to label those too? I have like 60 webms I post every day
>>10094542>boiled asparagus instead of grilled>barely cooked baconIt's like whoever made this hates flavor.
>>10094584>posting a jpg in a webm thread
>>10096215>I have like 60 webms I post every day
>>10095871how about stopping your shitty webms ? No one cares you autistic fuck, Jack posting was better
>>10096273>Jack posting was betterLet's not get crazy here.
>>10095871if you need to change the filenames then they can't be oc webms>>10094542>OC edition
>>10096282that doesn't make snense
>>10096273stop posting webms in a webm thread?
>>10096296>stop posting webms in a webm thread?No ? Stop posting your "crust cutters xD" shit, anything else is cool, even old webm posted a hundred times already
>>10094542A fucking leaf
>>10096307y dont u stop bein such a fuken pusy and stop cuttin yer fuken crusts
>>10095156it is easy to ignore titles
>>10094575Wow this is actually a good idea.
>>10095094>using store bought yogurt to make homemade yogurt
>>10096442You can also use chili peppers apparently
>>10095741It's autistic, you beat me to it.
>>10096296>OC editionREAD NIGGA
>>10095552All I know is that the 4chan elite can conduct a private conversation by using words like "crust", under the noses of these sensitive millenials who have filtered that word.
>>10094542>OC editionOver Cooked?
What is this crust meme? I have other home boards so I don't come here as often as other guys
>>10096479It's not a meme. It's one faggot who thinks it's funny and continues trying to push it.
>>10096479Children like to have the crusts cut off their sandwiches. The same children like to cry "GO BACK TO /pol/" whenever a discussion transgresses from simple one liners into an actual adult discussion.
>>10096503>/pol/>crustok autist settle down
>>10096886>Let's take a nice piece of fillet and stuff it with kraft singles. Then to finish it off, I'll cover it in salt mixed with arm hair.
>WE>WAS>KANGS N SHEIT
>>10096886Perfect way to ruin a good cut of meat
>bunch of crust cutters dislike getting called out
>>10096961>mama comes home>beats me with the strength that only a silverback gorilla could possess
>>10095408I don't get triggered by ck webms very often.but this...
>>10096947Obviously that wasn’t kraft singles you fucking retard. But ya, it was a waste of good meat.
>>10095405/ck/ is full of high quality content, and redditors are very discerning
surly the motha fookin egg king, king of the egg castle.
>>10096249Instead you should make 60 sandwiches with crust everyday and bring them to a good shelter/foodbank. You seem to have so much time and energy. Use it for good.
>>10097302Stop reposting this shit
>>10097273how does he get out without breaking the eggs?
>>10097302>taps the knife
>>10096442it clearly says you can use homemade yogurt instead of store boughtso you will be stuck in a forever loop
>>10097226>Fat robot can tell the difference in cheez slicesEnjoy your McDouble, Fatty.
>>10095583there is so much throw up in my mouth right now
>>10095408this is why we deserve to be attacked by terrorists
>>10095583Good god, why not just make pizza?
>>10097273>>10097333I swear to God I have seen the exact same reaction to the exact same webm before. It feels like I am stuck in a constant time loop in the Event Horizon or something.
>>10097302i hope this is for like 10 people because that's way too much food for one person
>>10097473in America it is not
>>10095156>doesn't unironically eat human lungs
>>10095741It's super autistic but I find it comfy
>>10096886What are those glasses called?
>>10097353>can’t tell the difference between cheddar and American cheese>thinks this is something to be proud ofretard
>>10097333He can't. He has to sell them all before he's able to leave.
>>10094575>Making onion rings. Not using vidila or other sweet onion. P-people don't really do this do they Senapi?
>>10097451There's always an egg fort. There's always a reaction. There's always a surly man.
>>10096215>every daymaybe stop
>>10097333He uses the eggsit.
>>10097226>>10097706Only shitty American '''''cheddar''''' looks and behaves like that.Even the merely OK Canadian stuff crumbles and tastes fine.
>>10096295Jesus cmon if you're that clueless just google it ffs. Bitch was 1 wrong bit of force off a nasty gash.>inb4 she doesn't already have a roastie
>>10097946You do know fake cheddar cheese is yellowish and not that orange a real cook would know the difference just by looking at it
>>10095583Why the eggs and flour?
>>10096159>mistake>not misteak They had one job.
>>10097946Actually that’s what cheddar in Canada does. I would know because I’m Canadian. He used shitty oil based cheese, but it’s still not a kraft single.
>>10095036>>10095048>>10095141>>10095174>>10095195>>10095297>>10095305>>10095318>>10095342>>10095376>>10095408>>10095424>>10095426>>10095877>>10096155>>10096234>>10096242>>10096249>>10096308>>10096439>>10096470>>10096490>>10096983>>10097225What's it like being a turbonigger?
>>10095631This guy really needs to sharpen that xacto knife, looks like he was squishing up that tomato.
>>10098013What’s it like being a retarded, weeaboo faggot?
>>10096886What a retarded mongrel roach.He deserves the rope for what he did to that piece of meat
>>10098607She's fucking slow.
>>10098623You misspelled cute
>>10096983Too much bbq sauce, gross.
>>10095408Fucking god damn why are people this way? Such a tragic waste
>>10097288> time + energy = money?
>>10098665God damn, I bet if you pop those titties out, you would have legitimately 10/10 titties on her. I would love to see those.
>>10099348>if it looks like mayonnaise then it should taste like mayonnaise
>>10099433>tastes like butter
>>10099433>vegan butterit is called margarine
>>10099442Margarine tastes nothing like butter though
>>10099446neither does the fake abomination posted in that webm
>>10099464>>10099433>>10099348They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Why won't vegans get out of the closet already?
>>10099493We need more Kays Good Cooking on this board
>>10099342At least brush the top with butter so your chives don't go all over the fucking shop.
>>10096224>cook the steak properly to med rare without cutting it>Make the same thing but with butter instead of cream cheese>finish steak in compound butterWhy the fuck would you ever do it the way Tasty did? You're missing out on a whole side of sear for no fucking reason
>>10099526Pigs are excellent burrowers, that must surely be useless
>>10099522>switches to a spatula to flip it
>>10099565baka gaijin cannot master japanese 1000-times folded eggs
>>10095305always wanted to try this recipe since watching the show, will probably do it soon
>>10099532Those are dropped while being monitored for that very reason. They were all promptly killed afterwards, fuck feral hogs seriously.
>>10099639Don't know why but she reminds me of Hillary
>>10099639what's the third thing she doesis she sucking up some sherbert
>>10099581>>10099590>>10099596I really want to know what her poop looks like.But I would give anything to see her poop. Can you imagine it? Another cute Japanese girl taking a dump, but it's much much larger than anything you've ever seen. Maybe parts of it are still undigested, and cling to her cute Japanese pubes. And afterwards her hole is just wrecked, and she says something in Japanese like "thank you for watching!" in her happy Japanese girl voice and then she accidentally pisses herself and gets embarrassed by that. Then the camera just focuses on the poop for the next 15 minutes, getting every angle...
>>10099661Nectar Collecter to suck up dabs
>>10099711Every thread there's 1 fag who says drugs aren't /ck/ related
>>10099716>People keep telling me it's off topic and to stop posting it but I keep doing it anyway>Your post when
>>10099723I'm sure people appreciate your eternally reposted webms anon, but are you sure you should be in charge of what people post?
>>10099745Watched this for far too long desu
>>10094554>the moral arc of moderation is long, but it eventually bends toward banning sipboys threads
>>10099526One of them got out.
>>10096298I would unironically watch mukbangs with cute dogs instead of girls.
>>10096375fake and gay
>>10097882explain knife tap
>>10096442>using store bought tomato seeds to grow your own tomatoes
>>10096886>individually wrapped plastic cheeskys
>>10097882helps with rythym and concentration. I do this autistic shit in work all the time.It's more of a tick than anything else
>>10096442You need cultures to make yogurt. You could buy cultures instead but most people already have yogurt anyway.
>>10099464when wil muricans learn the phrase ''par-boil''?
>>10099600>pallbearers>with wheelsthis is a shameful display
>>10096503go back to pol
>>10100930>Nobody will look at you the way he looks at this dog shit sausage
>>10100930How he hasn't contracted some debilitating stomach disease after all this time is beyond my understanding.
>>10101043it's chorizo sausage anon
>>10099711The John Henry of dominoes pizza, if you will.
>>10101051gotta luv Joey
>>10094554should have used a blentek blender
>>10101051He has. It's called morbid obesity.
>>10100930what a trooper, I am actually happy he didn't swallow
>>10096492I loved this movie as a kid and have enjoyed a few twinkie wiener sandwiches myself.
This thread is so shit because of the forced memes I'd rather watch Kay's good cooking.
>>10101478I've only been to a handful of brazilian steakhouses and the meat was always dry and overcooked. That looks good.
>>10096298Whats the point of thisOf course an obviously over weight girl can eat a few hamburgers
>>10101520Fogo de Chao is top-tier but is hella expensive so it's only good for special occasions. Their salad bar is also amazing but I never indulge because I want fucking beef and lamb.
>>10101539Are you pretending to be retard? Mukbangs are a part of korean culture, it is customary for them not to eat alone so they watch these videos as if theyre eating with someone. fucking retards everywhere holy shit MUKBANG MUKBANG MUKBANG READ THE FUCKING TITLE RETARD
>>10094542Who the fuck cuts avocado into rings?What is this hipster shit?
>>10097333He hasd onake all thee ggs xD
>>10099464I don't understand why vegans simmer their vegetables. It takes away all of the flavor. Using a fraction of the water used to boil doesn't help. If I'm making something for my faggoty vegan friends, I either saute or roast the vegetables before pureeing them.
>>10099348I've had good vegan mayonnaise but this looks fucking pathetic. Too runny.
>>10095038>>10095042>>10095043There are eggs already in mayo
>>10095094>>10095114It’s to get the cultures. You could turn around and use your freshly made yogurt to continue freshly making yogurt for yourself at home every other time so it’s not some stupid idea. It’s just like Amish friendship bread - you just need a starter.
>>10095552I love tiny/poppin cooking but I don’t know why. I don’t think I would have the patience or coordination/steadiness to do it myself.
>>10095601Probably the most normal webm on here.
Instead of blending, it could be stir fried.
>>10095601that actually looks easy, and fun. I like using my smoker
>>10095656I like a browned pork chop with a crust too but... really, would you even notice when you are eating less than a full bite’s worth?
>>10096215Do you really have nothing better to do with your life than hijack 4chan threads with THE SAME >60 webmsEVERY FUCKING DAY?
>>10095583what the fuck is this mash potatoes shit?I can make better pizza.
>>10096224If they made the steak well they wouldn’t need (or want) to cover it in all that other crap. It would have been perfectly fine if you stopped at the mushrooms and separately cooked the steak to medium rare and didn’t bake any of it.
>>10101581Hey Thanx for the tips, man. You sure are smarter than those silly non meaters! XD Personally I'll stick to boiling the veggies because some of the water is used again later with the pureeing. Plus with the potatoes and pasta there's enough carbs in there to fuel a horse race, so I wouldn't want to add extra fat to saute the veggies. But hey, I appreciate the tips though.
>>10101675you don't even know what webms i post, the guy said i only post 15, not 60 different webms is bad lmao
>>10101674It's called Hibachi dipshit.Get a samurai that can cook good shit
>>10096228This looks delicious. Too much, but delicious especially given it’s sourdough.
>>10096234Huh... good idea
>>10101689then don't use oil
>>10101643It's cute and something that the guy clearly puts a lot of effort into it. There's plenty of hobbies that I have zero interest in doing but can appreciate what other people do with them.
>>10096442its about having a yogurt bacterial 'mother'.If you have your older yogurt that you made, you can use that.You gotta start somewhere though.
>>10101579Super hipstery and weird, but I might actually have to try that one day. Right now that is looking really fucking good.
>>10097190BLLAAARGGGGGG NO WHYYYYYYYYYY
>>10097315this is what you make when you hate somebody
>>10095347So if you beat hollandaise too much it becomes mousse? That's not how food works
>>10101768>>10101685Do you happen to know what film these are from anon?
>>10101794That's great, thank you very much!
>>10099342Does anybody know the brand of this cooktop?
>>10101807Looks like the same brand as my blutooth shower speakers.
>>10101304why is this not a bannable offense outside /b/
>>10101843Food looks good and I want to waifu the fuck out of that cashier
>>10101889Mods can't read anything under 9 point font.
>>10094542ok somebody explain me.Dairy aint good for you, mkay. But (assuming this was actually seasoned, mcmuffin type sandwich with runny yolk) How do you eat this without an ice cold glass of whole-ass milk? What??
>>10094575I'd eat the fuck out of those
>>10101999I think you're the one who needs to explain himself. Like seriously, what the fuck are you even trying to say?
>>10096242where is thisasking for a friend.
>>10096281I'm FUCKING EATING HERE
>>10102039heart attack grill, Las Vegas
>>10096295srsly how u do this tho?
>>10096375instructions unclear, genitals now poached and pleasantly toasted
>>10094584>Calling hollandaise mayo>Obviously eggs Benedict a classic traditional dish every cook knows or knows ofThe absolute state of /ck/
>>10102049You hit it with something blunt to create a crack around the circumference and then just pull it apart... just like she does at the end of the webm...
>>10101999>Dairy aint good for youwhatjust stop eating your bodyweight in fucking cheese
>>10102044if you're not just saying that to be a goof, that's gross
>>10101689lipids=/=carbohydratesHowever vegans generally curry and roast the fuck out of their foods. I think the term anon is looking for is "whites".
>>10101718is that apple jacks with the spam?Ngl I'd pay premium for one of these plates. Not more than $6, say, but far more than the ingredients themselves.
>>10095877>As if that bread wouldn't get soggy from the chocolate>Tearing chunks of soggy chocolate bread bare handedFucking savages
>>101017680:15 sponsored by Trump
>>10095156Did that show ever even mention Buffalo Bill or show his crazy ass at all?
>>10096296Anon please, don't take this personally, but this meme is starting to get old, some of us are just requesting a little new in the thread, I know you put in the effort to either download and rename these webms or directly make them, but it just gets tiring to see.
>>10102019I'll make a fried egg/bacon muffin, but the milk is 55% of the experience. If I eat it without it's just a slightly messy protein snack, dat dairy turns it into an orgasmic experience. Like, Oreo's don't need milk as much as a muffin sandwich with quality egg. Are there alternatives I haven't considered? Maybe mango kombucha or something pairs perfectly and I just haven't realised. I am also seeking shallow validation for being an absolute slut for whole milk. You could keep me chained in a USDA walk in cooler as long as I can slurp your fattiest milk through one of those hamster water bottles.>>10102080I'm a fucking joke, anon. The amount of dairy I eat is unnecessary and shameful. I quit cigarettes and booze, but nothing has its claws in me quite like a sharp block of tillamook.
>>10102189a lot of gummy candy is good with milk. especially Swedish fish gummy and pic related is great with milk
>>10102189>are there alternatives i haven't considered?I usually eat breakfast with a nice mug vodka, and follow it up with a red. Maybe just have everything you like, but in moderation?
>>10102208noted, pic related>>10102225I started dating a lactose intolerant and considering my macros from a new perspective, I am so much more expensive and unhealthy than I had previously imagined and it's throwing me for a loop. I will try this instead of my current method of binging and shame.
>>10099342Why do those eggs look like straight plastic?
>>10102280It's a claymation video. Also you shouldn't salt your eggs at the beginning.
>>10099441Probably does Textured Vegetable Protien does in fact have similar flavor profiles to butter with a rich fatty nuttiness. Vegans use it to flavor just about fucking everything
>>10096886This fucking sand monkey can't cook
>>10101807It's the official Tasty™ one
>>10095583why do they call that shit mozzarella?
>>10097451>Event Horizon>>/ck/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Event+Horizonit's almost like you're are an robot.
>>10099600Give me six crap-shooting polebearers. Have a chorus girl sing me a song.
>>10100930what is he 'eating'?
>>10102975Mexican ChorizoIt's like texnex's version of scrapple
>>10102292>Also you shouldn't salt your eggs at the beginning.It doesn't matter.
>>10098898that's fucking disgusting
>>10101824Pigs penis more like. What do you do in the shower?
>>10099442>It isBrain dead corpse eaters for you.
>>10103479Sorry, I will post better holiday foods.
>>10103018Thanks a lot!
>>10101107Why bother? Just use it to flavour a broth and then throw the horrible lump of gristle away.
>>10103730It only takes a minute, and once it's rendered it's just a chunk of crisp, fatty skin for you as a chef's treat.
>>10101555why are asians so fucking autistic