what does it taste like?

[Anonymous No.10092978]

[Anonymous No.10093024]

Reddit

[Anonymous No.10093106]

dust

[Anonymous No.10093108]

Liquefied super nintendo cartridges.

[Anonymous No.10093109]

>>10092978
Considering it's beer, probably beer.

[Anonymous No.10093112]

>>10093024
Why though?

[Anonymous No.10093124]

>>10092978
Bill Gates' sulfurous cock

[Anonymous No.10093149]

>>10092978
Weezer - Buddy Holly.avi

[Anonymous No.10093158]

>>10093109
Huh.. if Apple were a drink, what would it be? I'll go with whatever stupid cocktail is popular at the moment. Are people still drinking Moscow Mules? For Linux, I'm going with mead.

[Anonymous No.10093201]

>>10093158
>if Apple were a drink, what would it be?
It'd be apple juice. And the guy drinking it would go around the party trying to convince everyone it's just as good, if not better, than the real drinks they've got.

[Anonymous No.10093219]

>it's not 95 proof liquor
why even bother

[Anonymous No.10093358]

>>10093158
>if Apple were a drink, what would it be?
Semen.

[Anonymous No.10093391]

It doesn't contain liquid, but a gas which envelopes you as soon as you open the can, and mentally takes you back to when life was worth living

[Anonymous No.10093418]

>>10092978
You know that refreshed *ahhh* sound you make when you drink something tasty? That's what it tastes like, that sound

[Anonymous No.10093433]

>>10092978
Very slowly developing dissapointment.

[Anonymous No.10093434]

>>10093158
and Chrome OS tastes like prison wine

[Anonymous No.10093453]

>>10093149
Lol. Are you referring to the small set of videos and music that came with the install/bonus CD?

[Anonymous No.10093498]

It taste like window cleaner and you have to like it

[Anonymous No.10093548]

>>10092978
It says Sapporo (サッポロ) at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.10093550]

>>10093358
Damn 4chan.. You Never Fail to make me laugh XD

[Anonymous No.10094175]

>>10092978
Beige

[Anonymous No.10094217]

like web 1.0

[Anonymous No.10094372]

>>10093158
Soymilk

[Anonymous No.10094539]

febreze

[Anonymous No.10094547]

old office coffee

[Anonymous No.10094598]

>>10092978
It tastes of sweet nostalgia

[Anonymous No.10094636]

rice adjunct lager?

[Anonymous No.10094640]

>>10092978
like sprite and silicon

[Anonymous No.10094645]

>>10093158
i bet solaris would be moonshine

[Anonymous No.10094870]

>>10092978
You ever lick a yellowed CRT monitor? It tastes like potpourri.

[Anonymous No.10094896]

>>10094640
>Sprite

This I believe is the truth. Refreshing but rather void in terms of functionality, at its best when you work around it, and full of too many bubbles.

Windows 98 is more like Club Soda - a little coarser around the edges, but without the forced flavors, more versatile and ultimately easier to work with.

Windows 10 is rootbeer - so cluttered with "features" and "systems" that it's utterly incompatible and confusing as hell to anyone expecting club soda. You work around it rather than with it.

Windows 7 is my personal favorite - Raspberry Green Tea Ginger Ale.

Quirky but highly functional.

[Anonymous No.10094949]

>>10092978
The colour taupe

[Anonymous No.10094961]

>>10093108
My dad works for nintendo and I can assure you that is false. It tastes like seltzer water. And I enjoy to cook food, that I can tell you.

[Anonymous No.10094996]

>>10094896
vista is carbonated road tar

[Anonymous No.10095026]

>>10093106
This.

[Anonymous No.10095047]

>>10093158
Linux would just be a pile of ingredients you have to assemble into a drink

[Anonymous No.10095102]

>>10093024
I'd rather have Redditors here than meaningless posts like this

[Anonymous No.10095125]

>>10095102

With that attitude you should go back

[Anonymous No.10095142]

>>10095125
With that attitude you should stay here

[Anonymous No.10095191]

>>10092978
brian eno

[Anonymous No.10095233]

>>10093158
>if Apple were a drink, what would it be?
It would taste strange at first, maybe a little too sweet and fizzy, but you get used to it. As soon as you start to enjoy it, Apple releases a new drink and suddenly your drink goes flat and tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.10095975]

>>10092978
Bill Gates' spunk.

[Anonymous No.10097236]

>>10093158
An IPA.

[Anonymous No.10097324]

>>10097236

[Anonymous No.10097676]

>>10093391
Mmm yeah the good ole days of dial-up, phone books, crt tvs and driving to blockbuster to rent vhs tapes. I sure do hate modern day conveniences and advanced technology.

[Anonymous No.10098189]

>>10095102
Would you really though?

[Anonymous No.10098191]

>>10097676
Those are all good things. Fuck, I still use my phonebook.

[Anonymous No.10098195]

>>10097676
Me too

[Anonymous No.10098202]

Yes, keep selling your privacy for convenience.........

[Anonymous No.10098204]

>>10097676
I agree with you about how tech is so much better but you totally missed his point - unless you think that life is just worth living (and I assume he was being hyperbolic there but the point translates) if it revolves around technology. And if that's the case, that's kind of sad.

[Anonymous No.10098224]

>>10095047
>unbox
>its just a heap of atoms

[Anonymous No.10099079]

>>10098204
Why is that sad? Technology is a beautiful and terrifying thing. It has become an integral part of many people's lives. But life doesn't have to revolve around it if you don't want it to. That may change in 50 years, but for now you can live your life blessed by the conveniences of advanced tech without being completely reliant on it.

That being said, we live in an incredible era. Witnessing the evolution of tech is amazing. Having access to a wealth of knowledge at your fingertips is something people could once only dream of. Being able to control your house with your voice was once restricted to scifi. We have powerful computers that fit in our pockets and self-driving cars. We might even live to see man go to mars. Rhyme unintended. We live in the future, it's fucking awesome. Life is better now than it has ever been in human history. It's not an idyllic utopia, but it's still pretty great.

This is coming from someone who has been depressed and suicidal for 14 years. But my life circumstances would be no different if we were still living in the 80s or 90s. The 21st century and advancements in tech are not responsible for your shit life.

[Anonymous No.10100211]

>>10099079
Crazy how we have devices to touch on any piece of information created by man, but I use mine to watch pornography and shitpost on the cooking section of a Indianapolan Coin Minting imageboard

[Anonymous No.10100763]

>>10093158
Personally I always thought it would be pretentious hipster craft beer. Don't get me wrong, there are some pretty good specialist beers ones out there. However, it would easily be associated to the faggots raving in public about a fucking pint.

[Anonymous No.10100942]

>>10093024
surely ''Mac Cola''(now available in BACON FLAVOUR!!!11!!1), is the reddit approved beverage?

[Anonymous No.10100968]

>>10095102
Then go to Reddit then you stupid cunt.

[Anonymous No.10101253]

>>10100211
We can have the most advanced and sophisticated technology but we will always be apes

[Anonymous No.10101861]

>>10093158
cider

[Anonymous No.10101921]

>>10095102
Fuck off back to veddit

[Anonymous No.10103116]

>>10092978
Tastes like endless frustration and despair. Does taste better than Windows 10 though.

[Anonymous No.10103265]

>>10093158
Vitamin water

[Anonymous No.10104463]

Id wager the ring pull gets broken off without perforating the can, and if it did, the contents would dry up mid-pour because of an unhandled exception.

[Anonymous No.10104792]

>>10092978
Air.