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>>10091526This kills the cheese wheel.
>>10091526So pure and innocent a thread. Let's see how long it lasts.
>>10091526Seems like such a stupid way to make that.
is jack dead? i havent seen any new shit from him in these threads in years
Can somebody post those Japanese crab webms?
>>10091533Or they just melt some new processed cheese on the bottom every night after service.
>>10091582I'm not gonna tell you again to fuck off with your forced meme.
>>10091622He made 3 slops
>>10091526that is some high level fucking carbonara.
>>10091622This is sad.
>the crust autist is back again
>>10091681pls stop with the crust cutters shit, it's not funny to anyone
>>10091561They do it so people will pay a lot of money for it.
>>10091715Nice, "humanely killed crab" seems like a great way to mark up the price of a crab dish.
>>10091715>Killing by definition is inhumane>Better take longer extra steps to do the same thingListen I like that they're trying to make it seem less of a problem but the fucking thing is going to die anyway and this seems far more cruel than just boiling it and takes extra time and extra steps.It's fucking retarded. Lobster is better anyway
>>10091788>Killing by definition is inhumaneWell no, it isn't.
>>10091715being stabbed in the nerve center doesn't sound like much fun, iich (if i'm completely honest)
a bit late but here we go>inb4 brainloaf>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 banana full of spiders>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets>inb4 frankenegg.webm>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it>inb4 twisty pasta machine>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery>inb4 taco town>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder>inb4 anime pancakes>inb4 turkish salt man>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting>inb4 bee dough>inb4 black tofu made in trash>inb4 Gordon Ramsay coocaine>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond>inb4 chinese man cutting onions on ballon which is top of nails>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions>inb4 crab getting sad>inb4 this hurts the crab>inb4 snib snab nolegs
>>10091795Yeah well shut the fuck up just boil it and get it's shitty life over with it instead of freezing the fucker and impaling it with a goddamn screwdriver One is far faster and more respectable.
>>10091622wow wasting tons of product that'll get you a promotion for sure
>>10091821It goes on to the collection tray beneath.
>>10091560when did Joey start his transition from MtoF??
>>10091826Stop putting hot cheetos in or on things.
>>10091829>that guy at 5 secondsI hate the soyboy meme shit but I want to punch his face in every fucking time.
>>10091622The things that get collected at the bottom become combo pizzas
>>10091715Poor little guy I shall never eat crabs again :*(
>>10091847What about cuttlefish?
>>10091829All those "tee hee this doesn't taste good at all" facial expressions make me feel weird every time I see this. Not upset, just like I might a completely different species or something.
>>10091849ewwwwww, I'd rather eat bugs
>>10091803>being a filthy mudslime
>>10091849This is sad and reminds me of those two guys who get killed with a chainsaw.
>>10091890gelatin doesn't belong in cheesecake you fucking nigger
>>10091622The John Henry of domino's pizza, if you will.
>>10091526I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT
>>10091964>LOL I've got horseradish rubbing against my brainWhite culture is really on a rapid decline, isn't it?
>>10091526Do Americans really eat this?
>>10091995>the closeups of them shoveling that garbage into their greasy maws
>>10091964that will be seven hundred dolla stupid gaijin
>>10092010Japan is better at everything.
>>10092019except winning world wars
>>10092019Japan is better at channeling their autism into practical applications.
>>10092116awww mom, shredded hockey pucks for dinner AGAIN?!
>>10092101>soul food>surprised by a black handDo you guys even try to be creative with jokes anymore or has it just dwindled down to pointing out whenever somebody is black or jewish without actually contributing to the discussion?
>>10092131>soul food>dumbass actually thinks black people came up with chicken and wafflesName one fucking thing black people came up with that isn't shit.
>>10092081>1:41>He picks up the fry pan with an itty bitty hotpad around the handle
>>10092142It's pretty adorable.
>>10092137get outta here with /pol/. you faggots invaded this webm threads a few threads ago, just quit it already and get back to discussing webms.
>>10092133I guess you could call it sensitive if you wanted, but really it's just growing tired of the same old song and dance in terms of "content" that our newfriends from 2016 have dragged across the entire site. It's the same jokes that have been posted over and over again yet they seem to be growing even more dumbed down and no longer even have creativity to make them worth posting.
>>10092086This. Even the average Japanese person is slightly autistic by foreign standards.
>>10092167not at all, faggot. just tired of /pol/ fags fucking with us. they even took over an al/ck/ thread a week ago. again, faggot, let's get back to discussing webms.
>>10092173Just ignore and report. Mods are pretty good about deleting them.
>>10092155>not an argument>can't come up with even one fucking thing>>10092158>t. buttblasted tyrone can't think hard enough to explain why his "das racis" tears make any sense
>>10091890>If I don't like gelatin in my fucking CHEESECAKE I'm a mudslimeAbsolute state of /pol/tards right now.
>>10091814>more respectable.I don't understand, how is just boiling the fucker any more respectable than slowing down its nervous system, then severing it's central nerve?
>>10092142jules go to bed <3
>>10092174candy ass pizza loverhow very /pol/esque of you to report every post you don't like instead of learning tollerance.
>>10092185>thinks he had a point>/pol/ is everywhere and is the devilHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHa
So how about those food webms?
>>10092204African and European roots, so not solely black foundation. Try again.
>>10092212Also it's shit
>>10092212you must be that soyboy crust meme whore seeking attention, get help or take your meds. or you could just leave already because no one here likes you and you seem to be in the wrong place with your attitude.
>>10092222Yeah, the overwhelming majority of people don't like jazz. It's some old school hipster tier faggot shit people grouped to because it made them unique.>>10092218Too much avocado in that ratio of food.
>>10092234>WE>WUZ>UNITED AGAINST YOU N SHIETseems like you're hardcore posting to fake a group, anon
>>10091826>>10091829millennials were a mistake
>>10092198Those colors look disgusting.
>>10092245That's just awful. Who would actually pay for that?
>>10092185I just read every word in that image and I'm sorry that I wasted my time. It says nothing of value. It doesn't make any valid points. It just tries to relate one group with another group in an effort to mislead people into disliking one of those groups because they may dislike the other group.>guize, burgers are like brussel sprouts so if you don't like brussel sprouts then you shouldn't like burgers either>plz like and subscribe if you agree.Seriously, whoever wrote that text is the cancer. Anonyminity gives people a voice which encourages free speech without fear of social consequence but the writer of that text is attemtping to discourage free speech and freedom of expression through censorship.Also, attempting to speak on behalf of others to imply a collective identity, in an effort to persuade the reader into thinking that if they agree with what is written then they are joining a group of like-minded people is extremely poor form and instantly defaces the credibility of the writer.>weAnd so say all of us.
>>10092263For. Thought.>i wanna talk pol stuff!>but anon, you're an idiot>zomg go b ack to /pol/ reeeeegood stuff, guys.
>>10092263is this that show where random objects are made out of chocolate
>>10092273Gaki No Tsukai. Good show.
>>10091568That looks like absolute trash and I want to die
>>10091544I haven’t had salmon in too long.
>>10091776what a patriotic post
>>10091567We don’t need anything new or old from him in this thread, thanks.
>>10092274ok.I can contribute but most of my webms have sound and the folder is unsorted.
>>10091568It just hit me that this is boxed cake mix. This is like Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee
>>10092293While that is horrifying it's also pretty neat and efficient.
>>10092293why not kill them first
>>10092250>the Chad gummy bottle>the virgin sushi roll
>>10091689>that breadcrumb shakerLiterally why what is the fucking point
>>10092303because they're not lobsters
>>10091681>that huge tub of Philly
>>10092306>literallyMaybe it's meant to be ironic.
>>10091708Kind of cute
>>10092303because chinks are sub-human and enjoy the suffering of others.
>>10091715So shove a screwdriver into the crab's asshole? Real nice...
>>10092303because they're not ducks
>>10092331Trump supporters will defend this.
>>10092279SHOW ME THE REST OF THE WEBM, THIS GAVE ME BLUE BALLS
>>10092336>getting offended by efficiencyHillary supporters will defend this.
>>10091724Better without the jam
>>10092336so what , you soyboy faggot ? say that to my face and ill kill you while proudly wearing my maga hat , you pussy
>>10092274why are their faces caked with white?
>>10092341Honestly I think that's it.
Once again, ignore the shitposter and post FOOD.
>>10091807I was there when this (or the first version of it) was posted for the first time and it never really gets old.
>>10092348Because Koreans look even more retarded without pounds of makeup.
>>10092358You take that back.
>>10092361Retards are cute.
>>10092331i have a feeling i'm gonna get b& if i keep that up. mods, plz no bully.may as well go out with a bang, if i do.
>>10091622imagine working this hard for 9.50 and hour
>>10092245How do you eat it?
>>10092251You know exactly who, anon.
>>10092251i wanna meet the lady who can get her mouth around it
>>10091622Working hard for my corporate masters for only $7.25 an hour!
>>10092331Stepping away like "I'm not the monster that just did this. How could that have happened?"I wish he'd stepped on the head. What a fucking sociopath.
>>10092279this is like starcraft where you have to have a high apm to be considered good so hes just doing tons of random shit for no reason
>>10092411i think he may have stepped away to avoid getting blood on his fancy shoes. maybe the stream of blood isn't visible in the low resolution. dunno.
>>10092392If you're paid to do a job why wouldn't you do it the best of your ability?
>>10092331So what's the thought process behind reporting something like that? I mean you've already seen it so reporting it isn't going to help you unsee it. Do you want to punish the poster for puting you in the position of seeing a reality of the world that you'd rather ignore? How does reporting it improve the life of the person reporting it?
>>10092444It's not food or cooking. It's off topic shitposting.
>>10092444ikr like why lock murderers up its not going to unmurder the victim
>>10092459>here have some expensive EGGSjesus is jap food the biggest scam on earth?
>>10092443You should only give somebody what they paid for. If they're paying $7.25 an hour, you give $7.25 an hour worth of effort. You wouldn't give someone an extra cheese extra pepperoni pizza when they only paid the standard price, would you?
>>10092464Well it's based on a french recipe so...
>>10091568Confetti cake is my weakness. I never bake cakes though because that means I have to eat a whole cake alone like some kind of trailer park fat ass. Feels bad man
>>10092459>shitpostingI think you're shitposting. See how that works? That word is undefined.Some people eat duck. It was relevant to the discussion. There was no blood, gore, nudity, cursive language, disrepectful overtones, or political views.I would argue that an image of a big mac is not food related. >>10092463>yes, it was about punishment and being vindictiveUnderstood. I forgot this the women's board. My bad.
>>10092293>get boiled in a mixture of hot water, shit, vomit and pisswhat a horrible way to diewhy are chinks so fucking inhuman
>>10092459>""foamy" on the inside"
>>10092485how could you forget that when youre here
>>10092469and who defines the worth of your effort?
>>10092459Oh I love Shokugeki no soma
>>10092469Dress for the work you want, not for the job you have.
>mfw I've seen at least 10 webm threads over the past week
>>10092532How high up the corporate ladder do you think you would go if your only skill is making pizzas ridiculously quick? Oh cool, you're a manager that makes $2-4 more an hour than the other workers. You're better off putting your time and energy into skills that will get you a better paying job in a different field. With that kind of energy and enthusiasm, why don't you learn how to 3-D print, web-designing and coding, photography, learn how to fix electronics, day trading, anything that could earn you some side money and eventually leading you to finding a job in that field that will pay a lot more than working at Dominoes. Why expend so much effort in a dead-end wagecuck job? Fuck that shit. Like the other anon said, you get what you paid for.
>>10091622>all that wasted cheeseI can get being careless with the cornmeal because it's the price of dirt but that cheese waste has to add up
>>10092572It's not about specific skills, it's about work attitude. A regular employee only does his job. A special employee is always looking for things to improve, and to get more responsibilities.If your job is too make pizzas, you might as well try to make the best pizzas. If your restaurant is pretty busy, you might as well try to do it fast. If a customer is complaining, you can go and deal with him, even if it not your specific job, but becacuse you care about your workplace. When its time to promote someone, they will look for a employee that has shown that attitude. And even if you don't get promoted, your attitude will translate to whatever other job you get.
>>10092261This is the dumbest thing I've read all day. Takes a /pol/dditor to prove just how much self awareness they actually lack.
>>10092567its pretty much a general but i always check them
>>10092585Because you're retarded and love the same regurgitated shit just like any other general
>>10092580If you do the work of two people for free you will quickly find yourself with one less paid position. This is a fucking axiom
>>10092580You'll make more by job hopping than waiting for promotion.
>>10092611>>10092613Typical lazy nigger attitude
>>10092608imagine living in a world were you only can enjoy something once you fucking sperg
>>10092580peak striver poorimagine rationalizing this train of thought to yourself while flinging pizza toppings around and making a mess
>>10092619Imagine wanting the same thing posted in the same thread every other day
>>10091544Fuck, I'll go get some salmon.
>>10092580Are you kidding? When somebody is a great worker on the floor, he gets left on the floor. He's too valuable to move. It's the people less skilled who get considered for promotion.
>>10092634That's a shitty business model
>>10092646It's every business model. You spent much time in the workforce?
>>10091788killing is the most natural thing on earth, dont be so synthetic
>>10091972That webm is from the Jackass movie which is 15 years old.
>>10091526>that'll be $300
>>10091622>Faster anon, faster or we will dock your pay
>>10091708If a crab managed to cut me with a knife, it will have gained my respect, and I'd keep it as a pet.
>>10091526>Would you eat this absurdly cheesy pasta?
>>10092582This is the dumbest thing I've read all day. Takes a /pol/dditor to prove just how much self awareness they actually lack.
>>10092810why wouldnt you?
>>10092626Imagine understanding that new people arrive every day and even some of those who have been around for a while don't lurk in every single thread on every single board for twenty four hours of every single day. Imagine other peoples lives don't revolve around you. Just for a second try to imagine that.
>>10091833That doesn't seem too bad, but fuck, the calories it'd take to get smashed.
>>10092580Working up the ladder is bullshit. It is pretty much who can kiss the most ass and walk all over your fellow co-workers. Try being the bossy guy trying to one up everybody. I was a decent employee when I worked these types of jobs in the past and never once did anyone appreciate what I did. It was always "go faster" fuck that.
>>10091526chef orlando tardi was using matal tongs in a nonstick pan.not the smartest chef on the block.
>>10091544none of that salmon is undercooked
>>10092580when you start a job, never show full potential at the get-go. because if you show your potential and you cannot show more if you start off by showing potential. got me fired before, gave it my all and they wanted more and more. what I'm trying to get at is start off slower and then build momentum to showing you can "get" better.
>>10091622what a fucking pro. respect. i would love to work with this guy, or if i owned a business have his working for me. yes, what goes int he bottom is wasteful. but his clear desire to work hard outweighs that completely. good work is hard to fucking find. fuck some wasted cheese.
>>10091689hey youknow how we deepfry breaded things to get that awesome flavor? you know what we should do? cut some of that out for literally no reason at all
>>10092683wheres the punchline
>>10092822Oh be quiet you hyperbolic child, I come to these threads maybe once or twice in a month and there's still the same shit being posted.
>>10092331>"Oh hey what's this deleted video">mfwAs a proud owner of 5 ducks you've made me disgusted.
>>10092484So make smaller cakes. Fuck, make cupcakes.
>>10091560who's idea was it to film a fat woman eating disgustingly
>>10092091>going to an overpriced yuppie trap to eat diner food so you can record itEven a beginner can make chicken and waffles, and it costs like $10 to make enough to feed a family of four.Look at the size of her thumb compared to those pieces of chicken, which don't even look properly crisp. Guarantee they paid over $20 for it, too.
>>10092567It's almost like you're on some kind of imageboard or something.
>>10091833i know its disgsuting, but fucki wish it would be delicious
>>10091849>>>10091847i didnt realize they lose their color immediately. fucking sea animals
>>10092921>implying that different people may not all be in the same thread at the same time>hyperbolicYou know you're on the internet and can easily look up definitions of words you don't understand, right?
>>10091544Citrus salmon best salmon
>>10092580While that may be true in a real job, it's not the case with a minimum wage, "we just need a body to fill this space" job like that guy's got. Your promotion line ends with store manager, and like another anon said you can really only expect a $2-$4 /hour pay increase.In the fast food industry, the potential to actually live off of what you're paid starts at the district manager position, and seven times out of ten they'll be hired on for that position rather than promoted up from stores.Like it or not, the only benefit for working hard in such a low position is simply not getting fired, and that's not even guaranteed.The >wagecuck meme is real.
>>10093036chik-fil-a store managers make 6 figures a year. you have no idea what youre talking about. but please keep convincing yourself that being a neet is the right decision.
>>10093045>chik-fil-a store managers make 6 figures a yearCombined, maybe. No fast food store manager is making over thirty thousand a year.
>>10093036loser doesnt realize you should have gotten away from minimum wage when you were 16. its not the worlds fault you never progressed past that point. i know people under thr age of 18 working 2 jobs making all the tendies they want in their own place. meanwile you are a loser who doesnt do shit. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>10093052wrong. in a single store, a chik-fil-a store manager makes over 100k a year. you are wrong.
>>10093045>chik-fil-a store managers make 6 figures a year.You are so goddamn stupid and wrong, it hurts. The only one making six figures or more is the owner.
>>10093043>>10093045>>10093053>>10093057>all these minimum wagers trying to justify their poor decisionsGet a real job, you sad manchildren.
>>10092567it's not all about you. we're not here to entertain you. fuck off, you fucking dumb nigger
>>10093059again wrong. since the salaery is based on percentage (since its an amazing company) the store manager salary starts at 60k (which is amazing) and the best of the best stores make 140k for the main manager. but please tell me how great it is being a neet. or tell me how wrong i am because you are upset that your ideal and mindset is completely incorrect.
>>10093063i work retail and drive a brand new bmw, paid for. just because somebody works harder than you, doesnt mean they make less money than you.
>>10093068Why do you assume anyone speaking out against settling for minimum wage is a neet? Projection isn't a very good cover.
>>10091776Ranch is one of those things that tastes delicious but very much grosses me out. I would go to this restaurant, devour its menu, then hate myself.
>>10093073becase there is nothing wrong with people working minimum wage. somebody has to do it. they are jobs for 16 year olds and the mentally handicapped. OR, the truly better option, is we let the robots do it and only the actualy qualified people get obs, which i am all for. why arw you against minimum wage jobs? do you think everyone should get healthcare and 15 dollars an hour for bagging groceries?
>>10093071Just because your dad lets you drive his car sometimes doesn't mean you "drive a brand new BMW".>>10093081You're right, there isn't anything wrong with people working for minimum wage. It's a completely necessary part of the economy, and we'd be fucked if everyone started refusing those jobs.There is, however, something wrong with people over the age of 18 working for minimum wage. The moment you have to live off of what you make, you absolutely need more than minimum wage to survive. If you continue to settle for shit, you're going to keep getting shit.
>>10093081>do you think everyone should get healthcareare you seriously arguing against healthcare for any and all?
>>10093097"you drive a nicer car than me, therefor your dad bought it"wewlads.jpeg
>>10093114neet confirmed. im arguing against yur employer paying your healthcare, which is wrong. the mom and pop store you do basically nothing for should not be responsible for your healthcare.
>>10093133Wait, did you just call him a neet and then imply that he worked for a mom & pop chop?Do you just parrot words and phrases without actually looking into what they mean?Also>universal healthcare is wrong because small businesses shouldn't pay for your healthcareYou really don't know what universal healthcare is, do you?
>>10093146not him, but universal healthcare is retarded.How do you suppose those doctors should be paid?Does money grow on trees?I suppose the Government should pay them right?Retarded soyboys i swear.
>>10092174>Just ignore and report.>ignore>reportpick one>>10092459>It's not food or cooking. It's off topic shitposting.Keep reading the thread. It's now about neetbux and wage slaves. But the person who deleted 11 posts in this thread (so far) does it for free!
>>10093166Hospitals would be funded by taxes, like they are everywhere else in the world.With that point out of the way, your only real argument against universal healthcare is to call anyone in favor of it a "soyboy"? I'm guessing your reasons for not going to college weren't purely financial.
>>10093181atleast i dont dress like a clown and advocate wasting tax dollars on commieshit
>>10092443If you already have the job, why would you bother? Effort is for getting jobs, not doing them.
>>10093189More projecting?>doctors and hospitals>commieshitkek
>>10091807Make an archive of that shit already. Half this shit I haven't even seen yet.
>>10093189Not the guy to whom you're talking, but I feel obliged to tell you that you sound like a brat. An ignorant child.
>>10093189>>10093166>>10093133is this guy false flagging as a conservative or are there really people this stupid?
>>10093207>>10093216>insults me>i cannot insult backand it is fucking commieshit, just because you have braindamage doesn't mean i'm wrong.Not to mention its a fundamentally flawed system if the USA was like 90% white there wouldn't be that many problems with it, but niggers already abuse welfare with uni health more whites would die simply because little Jamarcus drank too much welfare kool aid.
>>10093223After reading >>10093228 there is absolutely no way it's not a falseflag attempt.
>>10093228Oh, no wonder, it’s just /pol/, kids screaming in everyone’s face that they need to hate their way to happiness - the most toxic people on the net. Carry on.
>>10091622>touching food with no gloves>wearing a fucking ring of top of thatJesus
>>10093233actually after reading that >>10093228 I realized it's just a normal dumb trumptard
>>10091805what is this even, she legit just takes a selfie for no reason
>>10092634>intern at low level position for company I want to work for>busted my ass, networked, showed my competency level is much higher than that position>get brought on full time the Monday after my internship a few steps above the level I interned at>8 months later and now I'll be transitioning to a management position over the next month and be making $20k more a year from current position, $32k more than the salary for the position I interned forMaybe you're just a really shitty worker?
>>10093251>trying this hard to push the falseflag and stir up politicsboi
>>10093276It's probably from some "Eat with me XD" youtube video that all the thots looking to make a quick buck do these days
>>10093282>showing initiative before being hired in an office setting, met with favorable resultsvs>showing competency at an assigned task in a fast food joint, met with additional tasksNot the best analogy.
>>10093284>shits up everything with dumb politics 24/7>one person pushes back>waah why do you have to make everything about your politics?! I just wanted to talk about how welfare niggers and liberal banker jews are destroying this country, can we just have a normal conversation for ONCE?!?
>>10093307>pushes back>by further sparking political drama>>>/reddit/
>>10091715>humanely>stab it with a screwdriver and blend it's insides:(
>>10093243WE STAND UNITED AGANIST DRUMPFS HATEPROUD KEKS UNITE
>>10091544Now magine it crawling with lice in the fish farm
>>10093307I said a similar thing earlier but my post got dleeted and I got an official warning.>>10092271>>i wanna talk pol stuff!>>but anon, you're an idiot>>zomg go back to /pol/ reeeeeIt's clear now that I was talking to the mod who's feelings got hurt and then deleted the evidence.>>/ck/thread/10091526
>>10093314>waah why do you have to make everything about your politics?! I just wanted to talk about how welfare niggers and liberal banker jews are destroying this country, can we just have a normal conversation for ONCE?!?There he goes again
>>10093332Sounds about right. Most of the worst shitposting here is done by mods. The goza storm of 2015 was mods.
>>10093333>heWhere do you think you are, child?
>>10093302Fair enough. Let's go back a few years then>be a fucking neet with social anxiety>get a job at Target working in electronics>bust ass>get a team lead position there>get experience wrangling tards so that work gets done>develop skills>this experience helps me get to job in previous post after finally going to school again
>>10093332>who is feelingsWhat is it about /pol/ and the inability to properly communicate? And the insistence that no matter what the subject of conversation, they have to come and scream their ignorant shit at everyone? Can't you just post it on your containment board with the other angry children?
>>10093342So you showed competency doing something, and they paid you a few dollars more to keep doing it while also showing other people how to do it.And in the end, you left to seek higher paying employment elsewhere.
>>10091664that is not carbonara m8
>>10093353It's almost like being competent allows you get get promotions to positions with more responsibilities where you can then develop more valuable skills that help you later on when you decide to seek more gainful employment elsewhere
>>10091788>here's your cornstarch bro
One person shits on a nigger on /ck/, which has shat on niggers forever, and an entire thread derails into little bitches crying about /pol/.Instead of responding, just hide the post if it triggers your snowflake sensibilities so much.
>>10093352What is it with people who label anything they don't like as "pol". Are brussel sprouts pol too? Chilli is ok, but beans in chilli is pol.And why can't people learn to tollerate and/or ignore things they don't like. At this point I think the mod is shitposting the thread over bump limit and into oblivion to hide their shame.
>>10093373amen to that.i mean if someone doesn't like something then they're free to express their thoughts. but reporting everything to mods act as their personal hide button is forcing censorship onto people who come across the thread later.
>>10092279every time I think I know what he's making he throws me a curveball
>>10091776would hate to work in that place and have to fill 20 little cups full of ranch every time someone orders the faggot platter.>>10092293should dub this video with the harlem shake song>>10092309are they just taking shit food and making it look like it came from a pretentious jew york restaurant?>>10092443why do they have a shitload of prepared burgers on the rack when there isnt even anyone in line?>>10092488was a pretty good movie
>>10092144>DON'T PANIC!Where can I find more of these?
>>10092389Why? It's not like she would need it for you.
>>10093068>60k>amazingHahhahhahaha whats it like being poor dumb shartmutt!
>>10091561It's a novelty restaurant, people go there to watch a "show" and get showered with pseudo intellectual explanation before paying ten time the price for cheese and pasta.
Dear Mod.While you're here I just want to point out that the goose in the webm I posted, and got warned for, >>10092331 was killed quickly and painlessly because it was a mercy kill. The bird was critically injured. May he roast in peace.http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/golfer-explains-why-he-decapitated-goose-with-club-on-course-6971337/
>>10091715>humanely>first torture it 1 hours with coldWho started the "cold temperature don't cause stress and harm" meme? Cold sensation is horrible and every life form avoid it.
what is the best application/technique to make silent webms that can work on this site?
>>10091724>remove bubbles>then use the blender 3 time>then pour again in a bigger jar>then sloppilly mix againyou can save the first step there
>>10093412Apologise or I'll report you!!
>>10091788>gloves>but arms totally uncoveredI love body hair and scratched skin so much.
>>10091972>muh white>*repost the same spicy food thread again*
>>1009344160k is a lot of money a year. More than what most people make a year. You aren't filthy rich but you are far from poor. Especially if you are just a single guy living alone you can easily become rich in a few years if you save and invest.
>>10093383But dude it's the most intense cringe there is, angry brats galloping into threads and screaming about their knowledge of secret conspiracies that apparently only other angry children understand. It can't, shouldn't, just be left alone.
>>10092303chinks think they taste better when in actual fact, thanks to SCIENCE, we know they taste worse because the entire body is flooded with stress hormones. i really cannot wait to see china burning in hell fire
>>10092218>avocado>bacon>sriracha>soy sauce>baby talkThis is the most californian recipe ever created
>>10092081It's like Heston's worst nightmare
>>10093398Jump infront of a bus you faggot
>>10092849You don't work in the industry right? hahaha
>>10093245He's completely in line with heath protocols you ninny. You're allowed to touch non-RTE foods with your bare hands and permitted one plain band ring.
>>10091724That mirror glaze is so shit, it's literally an unhealthy meme and doing it with gelatin actually makes it so the mirror finish is lost within a day. It originally uses absurd doses of light corn syrup on sugar and then you melt white chocolate onto it, that way you get maximum sheen and it actually stays that way
>>10091788I have actually made dragon's beard a few times at home. Stretching it is really fun and actually easy, but it'll always taste like corn starch no matter what you do. If you like corn starch with a sweet aftertaste it's at least fun to eat
>>10093009Yes yes 'every single thread on every single board for twenty four hours of every single day' is certainly in no way exaggerated.
>>10092626>the same thread every other day>>10092921>maybe once or twice in a month>>10093611>is certainly in no way exaggerated.But you're most certainly contradictory.
>>10091681on God I hate this bitch
>>10092469>You should only give somebody what they paid for. If they're paying $7.25 an hour, you give $7.25 an hour worth of effort. You wouldn't give someone an extra cheese extra pepperoni pizza when they only paid the standard price, would you?That depends on whether I promised them extra cheese extra pepperoni.You should do what you promise.If you don't want to promise maximum effort for minimum wage, that makes sense to me - but you have to do what you promised, and in return they have to pay what they promised.
>>10091689>Has all those stupid gadgets like a breadcrumb shaker and a deep fryer. >Absolutely nothing is homemade.
>>10092647>It's every business model. You spent much time in the workforce?>>10092647Nigger I'm in my thirties and I've never seen something like that - if you're good and not getting appreciation, you're gonna leave for a different job and your boss knows it.
>>10091829>Frapuccino>Contains no coffee>Has heavy cream and ice creamIts a fucking milk shake.
>>10093631I'm not the first person you quoted, girlbrains.
>>10091526every time i see this webm all i can think is that its wasting the cheese and that creme ..... i dunno. id defiantly eat it though don't get me wrong
>>10093178S A V A G EAVAGE
>>10091826>>10091829These people are mentally ill
>>10092443>he thinks doing a job fast is the same as doing it the best
>>10092198>mixing yellow and purple>thinking baby shit green is an appropriate color for frosting
>>10093576>candy sugar dessert>unhealthy
>>10092488wtf didn't even cut the crust
>>10091833I guess when your alcoholism becomes to much
>>10092250All of these people look like they want to die.
>>10092263Looks like guy nr 2 got the sharp edge of that picture frame blown straight into his fucking face by the pressurized air.
>>10092279That's not Gaki.
>>10091788Is that pasta? At the end it looks like cheese and in the beginning it looks like noodles. But it also looks like an Asian guy so I assume it’s noodles.
>>10094053you need to stop
>>10094046this is dumb and stupid, delete please
>>10091794Who is this guy?
>>10091806Curious why you used some sort of chat acronym if you had to turn around and clarify what you meant by it?
>>10094054Are you retarded anon? It says like three times in there that it's spaghetti inside a meatball.
>>10091805webm is mistitled, that is a MUKBANG
>>10091794What the fuck are those? Leeches?
>>10094094what a waste of sea urchin.
>>10092361Are you paying attention, /ck/?American food is 100/10
>>10092567>mfw nobody asked for your input
>>10094050Well except it is.
I think it's pretty sad that most of these webms are people making retardedly simple shit and then smothering it in cheese, and tadaa! suddenly it's supposed to be amazing.
>>10094219Pray ta GOD you don't drop that shit
>>10091995I miss the old epic meal time. now it's just them making normal things big
>>10094260Make something better.
>>10093052>>10093059I was making about $44k/year as a manager at Whataburger because our store performed very well, so we got monthly bonuses. The general manager of the store I was at made $110k salary.>>10092580I'm surprised, or rather not surprised I guess, at the backlash this post received. It's exactly right, and it's about you doing a good job all the time. You sign your name to everything you do. I started as a basic bitch cashier at Whataburger, moved up to team lead, then manager pretty damn quick. Now I have a comfy tech job making six figures that I wouldn't have gotten without a good work ethic. My direct results of working hard as an hourly in fast food didn't affect my current success, but having a good work ethic in general definitely did. It's a habit that you have to form.
>>10094282>Rapes your meat>puts kraft singles in itDisgusting.
>>10091837So glad someone else feels my rage.
>>10094282that's fucking disgusting
>>10092299That is actually really cool. I'd buy it if it went to market but I'm not gonna spend money to back it.
>>10094094>olive oilclosed immediately
>>10091853im pretty sure their reactions were because of the "heat" from the cheetos, not that they didnt like it. notice how the fag with glasses at 5 secs in is fanning his mouth, indicating it's "hot". being the sugar addicted freaks they are, they probably seriously enjoyed that slop.
>>10092293:(it would be easy to just snap their neck or bang their head on the ground real quick to knock them out. no reason to do it that way.
>>10094344their frantic wriggling probably helps with the de-hairing and saves those bugs some work from extra scrubbing and dealing with that boiling liquid
>>10092459>add xanthan gum to eggs and whip the shit out of them>cook until done through and the other side is overdone and disgustingwala
>>10093065>>10094187Struck a nerve there, huh?How about you do something more productive than post the same webms on a bhutanese CD player repair forum?
>>10092464>jap food>video literally says it's based on a centuries old french recipeshort attention span huh?
>>10092274>Sighs in KoreanFuck I lost it
>>10092293Why is it always Asian people doing some sort of fucked up, inhumane shit to whatever they're going to eat?
>>10092361>Grey girl takes her rings offThat's kind of hot for some reason>Starts nibbling on it like a fucking hamsterWhat the fuck
>>10093505I've heard this spouted every once in a while here but I've never ever actually seen a chink ever say this.
>>10092198WHERE IS BARNEYFAG???
>>10091567He's jackin it in heaven now.
>>10094282Perfect way to ruin a good cut of meat.
>>10092299nifty but it probably sucks in real life
>>10094577we call it... "The Ass Burrito"
>>10094612You want Cheese Bread?I got ya cheese bread
>>10092443The webm intrigues me. What's it from? I want to know the context. Why is Tom Hanks so interested in BK, and why is he so poor the only way to get the money is to do that despite having a suit?
>>10094603>>10094577I'm not sure the sponsor was really pleased to see the sort of vomit inducing gabage they made with it
>>10094946It's a movie called The Terminal. He is an east-euro immigrant trapped in an airport because of immigration rules, and has been surviving on crumbs and water for days because he's broke. He discovers that you can get money for returning trolleys and, like all those who follow the American Dream, goes from a tiny hamburger to a mega meal and a bite of that delicious flame-grilled Whopper™ taste.Also eveything in the movie was paid for through product placement, so it is literally a 2 minute BK commercial in the middle of the movie. Good movie though
>>10094721>mozzatella>present some sort of dried shredded plastic
>>10094970That's neat, I'll have to check it out.
>>10091715This kills the crab
>>10093367Shut the fuck up you retard
>>10092198>NO SHELLS>NO SHELLS>I REPEAT NO SHELLSWow thanks video, you really saved me there. I was about to just throw those fuckers in whole. Even kids are smart enough to not put the eggshells in food they're cooking. Jesus christ
>all these gay-ass top-down hipster garbage
>unironically thinking you should work hard at a job that doesn't pay a living wage
>>10094085Beacuse Some third world nations are still having trouble understanding the metric sytem of discussion.
>>10092567Please show more respect for other users by not needlessly adding to the image limit with meaningless reaction image jpgs.This thread is for food and cooking related webms and gifs. For further clarification please read the subject line.>webm threadThank you, and please don't touch the service dog you spoilt roastie fuckface brat.
54 posts deleted. Someone's feelings got megahurtz.