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>> No.10084143

lmao what?

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>> No.10084420


How many fingers a year do you think are lost at that station

>> No.10084421

>inb4 anon inb4s like 50 different things

>> No.10084431


His hesitance suggests to me that this is how he makes fries every time

>> No.10084438
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>> No.10084446

my friend got promoted from cleaning the sewer to cutting meat at his slaugterhouse job because his coworker lopped off 3

>> No.10084447

I laughed.

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>> No.10084450

meant to reply to >>10084420

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>> No.10084466

Hasn't this guy been caught faking videos before? Seems suspicious that most containers are right around half full of food. Even the apple was only half eaten. Wouldn't be hard to buy $50-100 worth of food for a video that you could potentially make over $1k from. And I'm not saying that food waste isn't a problem but it's probably more of a concern with grocery stores and places like that that regularly throw away huge quantities of food.

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>> No.10084473

I hate this crust meme

>> No.10084479

>being able to cook

>> No.10084480
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>> No.10084481


Not at my house. My grandma taught me to eat the while apple, spit out the seeds and pick your teeth with the stem. Cut mold off cheese. That melted icecream is now a milkshake in a box. Maybe, MAYBE the milk. But you can still make yogurt with it. Who tf throws out two whole slices of pizza??? And a hamburger helper box, unopened? This has to be staged.

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>> No.10084494

the guy at the end looks equally confused

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>> No.10084505


I'm more interested in "How to put down your fork and go for a walk"

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>> No.10084516
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>> No.10084522

She has to have those bangs otherwise she would draw in her hair and eventually eat her own head.

>> No.10084529

This is offensive.

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>> No.10084539

>in from the left, out to the right
Is their a style guide for these cretins?

>> No.10084543
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>> No.10084802

I wonder if those lungs are some modified animal lungs or if the prop makers had to make realistic human lungs from scratch.

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>> No.10084819

dude w/ the santa hat will never fail to amuse me

>> No.10084823

What's up with the autistic "crust cutters" filenames?

>> No.10084838

>surprised by autismo

>> No.10084839

shit meeem

>> No.10084876

annoying ass stupid ass idiot crust cutter memeing autist retard kys urself plz

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>> No.10084976

it's called a dosa, usually they dont squirt shit on the top like that, it is some nonsense.

>> No.10084984

this dude is my hero. Loving life and killing it

>> No.10085009

Yea, he was caught paying black people to race bait.

>> No.10085021
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>> No.10085051

It's so hypnotizing.

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>> No.10085055

Can the fucking crust guy fuck off please?

>> No.10085056

Is this because he threw frozen fries in oil? I'm confused.

>> No.10085059

I like to imagine he's listening to something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tIIo4VH4Ow

>> No.10085072

It's Hellthy Junk Food. They make retarded shit all the time on purpose and were cutting it open to show the inside of it.

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>> No.10085110

I imagine this is the guy we will pick when the inevitable "humans vs robots challenge" happens. The John Henry of domino's pizza, if you will.

>> No.10085116

he wasted so much cheese, now they have to hire another robot to clean the counters

>> No.10085121

The extra cheese goes into a collection tray beneath so it can still be used.

>> No.10085127

Well that explains why sometimes I'll get a pizza that tastes like it was made with recollected cheese.

>> No.10085136

That must be when you collect enough rewards points, you get to eat a free pizza from recollection bin

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>> No.10085533

Please no more cutting the crust off, I can't take it anymore

>> No.10085545
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>people think she actually drank it and that it's not just funny marketing

>> No.10085571

sometimes you need a cake with a flat top, by the way that top part is delicious on its own

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>> No.10085623


>white people

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>> No.10085640

Napoleon style is supposed to be made in 90 seconds or less that's what he is doing seeing if he could

>> No.10085649

As someone who used to work there, sometime those bins would get real nasty like.

>> No.10085652

Wish someone made a gif of just Steve-O puking it
Remember when I saw that in theatres too I thought how dumb that was it isn't a stunt or a prank it's like snorting pixie sticks in your 20s

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay coocaine
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 chinese man cutting onions on ballon which is top of nails
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 crab getting sad
>inb4 this hurts the crab
>inb4 snib snab nolegs

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>> No.10085676

actually looks pretty good

>> No.10085678

You know what's funny? Not a single one of these was posted in this or the last thread.

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>> No.10085713

Im guessing the pot was overfilled and some oil spilled out and caught on fire.

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thats not nice

>> No.10085721

>one slice of watermelon
fucking kill me

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>> No.10085739

Jeb Bush is a man.

>> No.10085741

That is stretching it.
>Trump Appears.

>> No.10085750

>Cold whipped cream or ganache out of the fridge on top of warm bread pudding out of the oven
He was pleb tier all the way

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I'm glad that his channel died

>> No.10085763
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>> No.10085773
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The Virgin Harley
>Cuts Muscles Glasses out of the show over money
>Sells everything to TLC and becomes a blatant corporate whore
>Only claim to fame is le bacon meme
>Is an asshole

The Chad LA Beast
>Does free guest appearances on other people's channels
>Routinely does charity challenge videos and donates all of the money
>Holds multiple Guinness world records
>All around super guy

>> No.10085793
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>> No.10085811

Is this 2012?

>> No.10085813

reminds me of the vomelette from jackass i think

>> No.10085821

Your meme has failed. Stop it.

>> No.10085829
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>> No.10085840

Is there a webm of the Ortolan episode?

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>> No.10085900

That channel needs to go away.

>> No.10085911

can someone make this into Chad n virgin style picture

>> No.10085919
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Maybe tomorrow when I have more gumption.

>> No.10085921

even if it werent fake, dont people have dogs? Whi the fuck throws out so much food??

>> No.10085927

I know so many people who throw out uneaten food all the time. Don't buy it if you don't like it or plan to finish it.

>> No.10085928

much appreciated friendo

>> No.10085933

So, this is the bich lasagna I have heard so much about.

>> No.10085939

You broil watermelon.
You need Maillard magic.
This guy has done a bad thing badly.

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>> No.10085956

LA Beast is a real bro

>> No.10085969
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>> No.10085997

>all that boiled meat and pork

>> No.10085998
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Can never have too much meat.

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>> No.10086015
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>> No.10086022

come the fuck on, they can't even bother to use homemade macaroni.

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>> No.10086050

I work at a pizza place and although we stretch and sauce a little differently, I am close to that speed

>> No.10086063

> Napoleon style

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>> No.10086073

Actually this is what he was listening to.

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>> No.10086166

That's actually pretty cool, I'd eat it.

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>> No.10086197

Most of that crap isn't food and is exactly where it belongs.

>> No.10086224

>look ma I made lasagna but it got a hole in it!

>> No.10086235

>half a cup of milk
>half a cup of heavy cream

why not just use a cup of half and half?

seriously I feel like people complicate recipes for fun.

>> No.10086238

Who the fuck puts basil in the ricotta? It's supposed to be parsley.

>> No.10086252

There isn't a market for half and half in most countries. You can't get it everywhere.

>> No.10086327

The dough he's working with is room temp (not good for baking), his crust is most likely fucked up (uneven) and he used way to much fucking cheese (inventory loss). I'm sure he makes great pizzas for that store, but this showcase does nothing for me.

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>> No.10086334

y tho

>> No.10086396

mean :(

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>> No.10086433


I'm glad this jank is dead

>> No.10086440

Perfect way to ruin a good cut of meat.

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>> No.10086448

Well that was stupid.

>> No.10086456

it's because epic meal time on YouTube are autists and faggots

>> No.10086462

Stay lonely my guy

>> No.10086466

It's not loneliness there's just no good women anymore so I feel better off

>> No.10086467

>happy lord of the wok castle

>> No.10086481

Wait, what do you mean "this jank is dead"? Did the makers die, or were you speaking metaphorically?

>> No.10086495

When do they fuck?

>> No.10086511

Will someone just murder this prick already

>> No.10086515
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>American """""""cheese""""""""

>> No.10086519

where's the video of her puking it up

>> No.10086521

is red the bottom?

>> No.10086530

for whatever reason i get the strange and odd feeling that she is so lonely but no one would give her any attention or bang her.
Also, is this the white version of "Asian chick eats 10 pounds of burgers"?

>> No.10086534

two nukes weren't enough

>> No.10086535

>this kills the alkie

>> No.10086592

hes not listening to shit if he wants to keep his focus (and thus fingers)

>> No.10086602

*spills half the ingredients*

>> No.10086840

edible dunce cap

>> No.10086848

hows that a recipe

>> No.10086852

>wow, that looks like some tasty salmon
>wait what

>> No.10086855

>implying we dont drink straight out of the bottle

>> No.10086873

She eats like two pieces, it wouldn't be much of a video.

>> No.10086894

still only gets $10/hr

>> No.10086909

>that fucking plastic "cheese"
>salt all over his forearm
Every new webbum I hate this guy more.

>> No.10087003

sauce for this video, i so badly want to watch the show.

>> No.10087103

Probably just pig or sheep lungs, cheaper to get than making your own.

>> No.10087118

She's obviously preparing those sandwiches for the afternoon tea break at Lords.

>> No.10087132

They stopped making epic meal time videos. Which is fine Harleys ego went from funny and ironic to unironic and unfunny. The energy was sucked out of the videos, they weren't funny and the production values were non existent. They made a drama vlog called epic house that showed how much of an annoying ass Haley actually is. The only thing they do now is handle it and one other show no one cares about.

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i understand a guy wanting to get spanked by a nurse but why a fat woman?

>> No.10087250

>9 pounds of beef
Not worth it

>> No.10087447
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>350 fahrenheit for 90 minutes
This is a troll

>> No.10087517

Ripped off snl

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>> No.10087591

>cooking on autism

>> No.10087606

What's her Youtube? I want to see the disaster area that is the comment section.

>> No.10087616

You're making minimum wage, bro. Ease up.

>> No.10087618

That's thinly sliced cheddar you retards

>> No.10087644

Could some kind anon please fill me in on the list? I seem to be out of the loop.

>> No.10087662

I was very disappointed by that file name. Cream cheese frosting is fairly standard and they didn't even use an excessive amount. I was expecting them to slather it in cheddar or make a ten cheese dipping sauce or something.

It's like when you put a penny on a railroad track expecting a derailment and nothing happens.

>> No.10087701

This looks pretty good actually.

>> No.10087717

do americans really...

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>> No.10087792

What is this?

>> No.10087805

a gay romance cooking show.

>> No.10087815

he's probably a /fit/izen

>> No.10087841

The dude in the end is like what the fuck do I do with this shit. Lol.

>> No.10087867

I never could have managed more than five seconds of this webm. I don't know why but the mac in the beggining just turns my stomach upside down and when he adds more cheese it's just too much.

>> No.10087878

no its not shit for brains, this is roti tissue, a south asian roti canai/paratha varriant....its a wheat flour dough, dossas are south indian crepe like items made from a rice/lentil batter pored and spread onto a griddle

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>> No.10087944

If he works like that normally I feel bad for anyone who has to close with him.

>> No.10087945

He *threw* frozen fries into a tiny pot with too much oil which was probably way too hot and then threw a lid on it and shook the pot around. Oil spilled out, caught fire and then he threw water on a grease fire.

>> No.10087948

that entire meal is around 3-4 days worth of calories
how the fuck is she still alive?

>> No.10087958

i dont even

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>> No.10087993

this looks fucking delicious. fuck the haters.

>> No.10088022
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that was rude

>> No.10088024

>how the fuck is she still alive?
she's under 30. Just wait a few years for the massive coronary.

>> No.10088037

if it makes you feel any better it turned into a delicious stew later.

>> No.10088042
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was he kill

>> No.10088066

ur an asshole :(

>> No.10088069

I gotta assume that snake skin is tough as hell. I thought they were giving it a water bath to rub the skin off, but I guess not.

>> No.10088073

from the chili? no. from the vinegar? probably.

>> No.10088116

holy shit! she's tiny. my dick is a s big as a can or arizona tea

>> No.10088127

Skinning a snake isn't that hard really. Split, gut, peel from head to tail. Comes right off.

>> No.10088135

>already have milk and heavy cream on hand literally always because they're both staple ingredients
>don't keep half and half on hand because why the fuck would I?

>> No.10088144

OR (hear me out) do literally that same thing in a normal non-meme pan.

>> No.10088159

I'm surprised that's anywhere near stiff enough to be held by hand

>> No.10088180
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lmao, you would need to smoke a school bus full of chilli to die from chilli

>> No.10088203

he won't cut it out, it is against his nature

>> No.10088213

That 9 lbs of beef is more expensive than buying an entire 1000lbs wagyu cow, and all the slaughtering/butchering fees on top of it.

Stupid Japs

>> No.10088221

>cuts off crusts
>cooks all 4 edges of sandwich forming a new crust
do autists really do this?

>> No.10088235

yes, it helps them be more edgy

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>> No.10088280

I came

>> No.10088347

yeah but dude its in the shape of a cow

>> No.10088375
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jesus wept

>> No.10088429

wasn't there an old ass snl skit like this

>> No.10088469
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As long as you don't mind gutter oil

>> No.10088484

>wearing chef whites & chef hat
>Literally throws frozen food into pot of hot oil to cause splashing
>splashes more oil onto fire to increase flamage
>Chucks an accelerant on at the end for max flame effect
>All of this just so happened to be captures by perfectly angled video camera

This is fake as fuck and you should kill yourself

>> No.10088491

Of course it's fake, did you see the fear in his eyes as he hesitated right at the start.

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>> No.10088552

who doesn't cut the mold off of cheese

>> No.10088555

Turtle can't taste spicy, why it spaz out?

>> No.10088562

hungry fat chick

>> No.10088564

>American cheese product

et tu, Salt Bae?

>> No.10088576

outside of clinical autism, why wouldn't you put in the same pan?

>> No.10088581

please just let him stand on his soapbox

>> No.10088586

why to all those vids end up with taking the food in your had like an animal and dipping in in more sauce when it's already dripping?

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Don't generalise

>> No.10088621

I'm sorry anon, sometimes I respond to posts just to let the people know that they weren't overlooked. I just tried to pick something to put in my post.

>> No.10088637

jesus christ enough fucking cheese in that?

>> No.10088646

That dish needs more cheese

>> No.10088672

I guess I'm a brainlet, but, how the hell does all the wine drain, rather than just whatever goes above the drainage thing.

>> No.10088680

it's a magic trick

>> No.10088683

you're a caring nurturer

>> No.10088708

they can tho. it's sweet they can't taste. same with cats

>> No.10088710

same reason you can suck on a tube and drain a tank of gas

>> No.10088773

Hannibal anon

>> No.10088775

the suction pulls a steady flow up the sides of the tube

>> No.10088793

Anyone got that greentext about buying something like a trillion guac bowls?

>> No.10088798

You answered your own question

>> No.10088799

then why do the ferals all lap up the antifreeze i put out?

>> No.10088806

The jeb bush one?

>> No.10088816

Try saying this outloud in my presence. I will break your fucking arms so they never work right again, and you remember to check your shit everytime you use them for the rest of your pathetic life.

>> No.10088818

Yeah. Although if there is another story about buying a trillion guac bowls, I guess I want to read that too

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>> No.10088824

im real scared dude

>> No.10088827

Heh. Not the one. It went into the future where the entire economy was based around guac bowl production

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I'm looking for a webm recipe where you slice a rib-eye
and stuff it with a shallot, garlic, mushroom, cheese mix
can someone post it please?

>> No.10088932

You are a disgusting human

>> No.10088938

I've got this one, but it's a sirloin, not a ribeye.

>> No.10088944

Probably hasselback steak by tasty. Dont have the webm though. Can find it on YouTube though

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>> No.10089025

>"All Flavor, No Grease"
>beef and cheese quesadillas

They look bretty good tho, I'll give him that

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>> No.10089059

We really don't need a Tasty dump.

>> No.10089073

One was asked for, the other two also came up in google, I have no more to offer

>> No.10089140

i can't watch this. not becaues of PETA or anything. but fuck its so sharp and fast and scary please make it stop

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raw fish on rice is the height of culinary art

>> No.10089257

It's like ballet with a tasty treat at the end.

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>> No.10089299

now make it hollow and actually full of coke

>> No.10089307

Thanks kinda anon

>> No.10089343

I'm scared the word tasty is forever ruined in my lexicon

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>> No.10089400

It's a sort of lifestyle.

>> No.10089421

It's almost like you charge more than the sum of production costs to make a profit

>> No.10089446

This just looks like a bad souffle, and souffles are shit already.

>> No.10089450

the hamlet of Leeds

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>> No.10089480

Why is American cheddar so orange? I've never seen it that colour anywhere else. A

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Is that the meat volcano?

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designated shit fountain

>> No.10089496

It's pure chili.

>> No.10089499

did someone shit in the chocolate fountain at golden corral?

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>> No.10089841

what's her yt channel?

>> No.10089843

tfw you get out of prison

>> No.10089951

she's fat

nah she has tons of friends and instgram folowrz

>> No.10090004

I just imagine a big line of these hipster faggots with each ingredient in their left hand waiting to go.

>> No.10090162
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This assblasted over cats

>> No.10090234

But they look so good. Easy to cook for the brainlets.

>> No.10090697

Oh no, so scary. I'm shaking in my boots.

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>> No.10090761

They like drinking from puddles.

>> No.10090846

Oh you mean when his campaign shop fucked up their site and had a default credit card automatically approve any order with the customer only providing an address? That was great

>> No.10090869

>They stopped making epic meal time videos.
>Last epic meal time video was 4 days ago.
>Then 2 Weeks ago
>Then 3 Weeks ago
>Then 1 month ago

>> No.10090876

no backstory I've seen yet, but goddamn I aspire to be that comfy someday. I hope that guy is doing well nowadays

>> No.10090886

>ant gif

>> No.10090888

it really blows that my parents were both alchies but neglected to tell me before I even tried the stuff

now I've got this albatross to deal with but i'm years deep into it

>> No.10090898

We've ruined multiple peoples' lives over cats. Have you not lurked here long enough?

>> No.10090902

/ck/ never did

>> No.10090907

newfags think 4chan is seriously edgy and not just edgy when it's funny. it didn't help that popular news people were ignorant about 4chan and anonymous and treated it like a deadly terrorist organization for a while.

>> No.10090910


i thought he was gonna put something wholesome in there like meat but no he just puts some fucking sauce on it what the fuck

>> No.10090915
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>All those refined carbs and cheese
>Then a salad
>Immediately dips the tomato in ranch before tasting it

>> No.10090921

go to /an/ and try to get some sympathy for cats
and stop being a retarded edgy newfag

>> No.10091006

Screw it, I'm gonna make this one day. I'm always looking for more things to do with my bundt pan. They should have browned and rendered the meat first before adding in the onions and garlic though.

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The back story is that this guy and his numale fag friends staged the whole thing.

>> No.10091182


i'm dead

>> No.10091228

how can you be such a fag that you need to stage eating food?

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>Overcooks the beef in the first place
>Puts it back again one more time with the veggies to make sure it's 200% dry
>Another round in the oven

>> No.10091292

Or you could just make cannellonis...

>> No.10091314

Because you crave those points, thumbs up, likes and upvotes.

>> No.10091336

You can earn a lot of money through YouTube ad revenue or someone paying you to host the video on their channel/site. Doesn't matter if it's fake, plenty of people will believe it's real and share it.

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>> No.10092318

Heavy cream is not coffee creamer, anon.

>> No.10092522

It's based in Canada.

>> No.10092783

>shrimp quesadillas
why do I want to try this