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This is a french press.
It presses french.

>> No.10081487
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>>10081468
This is a coffee pot

It laces coffee with pot

>> No.10082332

>>10081487
That's an awfully hot coffee pot

>> No.10082340

>>10082332
For you

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>>10082332
SHOULD I ADD WHOLE FAT MILK PROBABLY NOT

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>>10081468

This is a duck press.
It presses ducks.

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This is a bundt pan. It bunts pansexuals

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>>10081487
DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.10084597

>>10084551
she looks like my q-tip after a two week bender.

>> No.10084611

>>10082780
kek

>> No.10084615

This thread is the most reddit thing on this board right now.

>> No.10084685

>>10084597
>using q-tips
enjoy your clogged ear my friend

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>>10084615
Until you showed up

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>>10081468
This is a coffee machine. It makes coffee 10x quicker and I don't have to clean it every fucking day.

>> No.10084954

>>10084685
I use them in an outwards motion
How expensive to do that whole cleanse?
I'm angelic yet sturdy

>> No.10084969

>>10084954
just use a plastic syringe full of water into the ear pal

>> No.10085003

>>10084969
Too little details
Temp for water?
Distilled?
Then I just suck it out or something

Imma google this

>> No.10085004

>>10084688

I remember taking apart an old one of these and realizing just how much mildew builds up on the internals over time.

>> No.10085011

>>10084954

Just use a few drops of hydrogen peroxide

>> No.10085017

>>10085004
that's where you get the secret flavor

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>>10081468
wrong.

>> No.10085065

What does a ricer do?

>> No.10085168

>>10085065
Puts simple mods on 2k civics

>> No.10085181

>>10085033
>hand is coming from the ceiling

Why is spiderman making fries? I thought he was a pizza guy?

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This is a butter knife.
It knives butter.

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This is an immersion blender.

It blends immersions.

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This is a hand mixer.
It mixes hands.

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>> No.10086146

>>10085003
Ok legit here

1. Get some peanut oil i.e. ear cleaning oil
2. Get an actual ear syringe that won't blow water straight at your eardrum
3. Follow the instructions on the peanut oil, it will soften the wax
4. Fill the syringe with lukewarm water, because if you use cold water it could knock you out with a pointy object in your ear
5. Face your ear down into the sink, insert syringe and plunge that motherfucker. Let the wax come out by gravity.

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>>10085168
kek

>> No.10086333

>>10081468
this is a shit thread
a thread died for this

>> No.10086350

>>10086146
>Horrible genetics
Are your ears retarded? Why do you have to tend to them? Do you work in a coal mine or something?

>> No.10087461

>>10086350
>Horrible genetics
Yeah, sadly. I get otitis when I don't clean my ears regularly.

>> No.10087475

>>10086333
A fast food thread died for this.

>> No.10088108

>>10085181
Ninja Turtle in disguise bringing potato for your fries

*ques ninja turtle theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bojx9BDpJks