/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10078160]

A breakfast fit for a king. Literally the perfect way to start your day.

[Anonymous No.10078186]

Beans, tomatoes, black pudding, and mushrooms don't really strike me as breakfast foods. But I suppose it's not bad. Americans and Canadians are the best at breakfast though.

[Anonymous No.10078198]

>>10078160
>Not a donut
Wrong

[Anonymous No.10078211]

>>10078198

A donut is a snack. Breakfast needs to have enough calories to carry you throughout the day until dinner time. It should also be high in protein and fat, with some carbs for immediate energy. By contrast to a proper breakfast, a donut only has simple carbohydrates, and no protein or useful vitamins/minerals.

[Anonymous No.10078230]

>>10078211
Wrong

[Anonymous No.10078254]

>>10078160
I'd split it with someone.

[Anonymous No.10078272]

>throw random shit in a pan and eat it for breakfast
ah yes very sophisticated

[Anonymous No.10078278]

>>10078254
Pussy. I bet you'd also split your gf with someone.

[Anonymous No.10078290]

>>10078278
That's about the response I expected.

[Anonymous No.10078293]

>>10078272
>hurr muh arbitrary reductionism make me very smart

All cooking is just chopping up dead shit, mixing it together and burning it. Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.10078300]

>>10078211
>Donuts have no vitamins
>Pic is a VITAMIN donut
Eat fish for breakfast, it's supposed to be good for cognition.

[Anonymous No.10078301]

>>10078272
>breakfast
>sophisticated

I'm half awake and I need to go

[Anonymous No.10078316]

>Full English
>I love scoffing down runny unseasoned baked beans and the overall taste of grease on all the other flavourless components mate

It might have some flavour if the individual ingredients are sourced outside of the UK. The produce and and cuts of meat are on par with flavour of pillow stuffing in the UK.

Isn't there a /brit/ general to contain all of this inedible crap now?

[Anonymous No.10078327]

>>10078293
>eventually everything is random which makes my shitty choice of ingredients less embarrassing
yeah go ahead eat your shitty pride of your nation but stop acting like it's ingenious.

[Anonymous No.10078346]

>>10078327
You've never had a full english have you? I'm not even a brit but you don't know what you're missing out on.

[Anonymous No.10078376]

>the jealousy ITT

[Anonymous No.10078390]

>>10078376
prefer the fish and chips to be honest

[Anonymous No.10078400]

>>10078300

Eggs and bacon are high in choline, which is pretty damn good for cognition.

[Anonymous No.10078413]

>>10078400
Well it's not working, cause you a dumb nigger, nigger.

[Anonymous No.10078423]

>>10078413

Says the idiot who thinks eating donuts is healthy just because they had Vitamin B added to them

[Anonymous No.10078465]

>>10078198
thats a bagel mate

[Anonymous No.10078472]

>>10078316
what pompous prick needs to season every thing they eat .

[Anonymous No.10078477]

>>10078423
>I was wrong
>Better start insulting people
This is why your country produces shite all.

[Anonymous No.10078508]

I find it rather diengenuous of my fellow amerilards when they disparage a full english like that in the pic. The only item they wouldn't wolf down and beg for more is blood sausage and that's just because most amerifats think that's icky poo poo eventhough their hardscrabble immigrant ancestors made it. Christ, even that style canned bean in tomato sauce, although drenched in HFCS in the US is eaten by the buttload here.

[Anonymous No.10078522]

>>10078508
I don't get it either. Whether or not a full english is actually good for breakfast is debatable, personally I'd never eat that much if I have to be at work in about an hour, but almost everyone should be able to agree it tastes good.

[Anonymous No.10078532]

>>10078477

>Implying I was wrong

[Anonymous No.10078699]

>>10078160
>I love needing to shit in the middle of my shift

[Anonymous No.10078721]

>>10078160
For me it's a bowl of rice, one sunny side up egg, and a couple shots of vodka.

[Anonymous No.10078726]

>>10078160
>aesthetic and hearty breakfast coming through

[Anonymous No.10078729]

>1000 calories to start your day

Hello tubby

[Anonymous No.10078743]

>>10078522
I only ever have this at weekends, as a rare treat and then eat it at about 11 and skip lunch. The only people who eat a full English regularly are builders and fat cunts.

[Anonymous No.10078754]

>>10078726
>no hash browns
>no chips

[Anonymous No.10078759]

>>10078729
>1000 break
>500 lunch
>1000 dinner
what's the problem skellefag?

[Anonymous No.10078763]

>>10078726
What are those patties above the sausages?
Are they sliced bits of some giant blood sausage?

[Anonymous No.10078799]

>>10078754
>>10078763
>hash in the top right
chips are not part of a traditional full english

[Anonymous No.10078817]

>>10078763
black pudding you nonce

[Anonymous No.10078825]

>>10078817
Yes, that's what I asked if they were.
That fantastic food is so hard to find where I live, it comes in tiny sausages, and god damned fucking hipsters have driven the price through the roof.

Why must hipsters ruin every single thing that I love?

[Anonymous No.10078858]

>>10078729
breakfast like a king
lunch like a prince
dinner like a pauper
what's wrong with that, fatty? can't count calories? is your stomach faster than your brain?

[Anonymous No.10078953]

I'll pass on the black pudding but everything else about a full English looks great.

t. American

[Anonymous No.10078997]

>>10078858

I believe in breakfast like a king, dinner like a prince, and no lunch.

[Anonymous No.10079097]

Do you prepare your own hashbrowns ? Which recipe is the best ?

[Anonymous No.10079129]

>>10078953
If you ever try to recreate it buy our heinz imported beans or skip them entirely since they're different, I constantly see americans say it's good but the beans don't work

[Anonymous No.10079159]

>>10078953
looks nice, but that single egg looks a bit lonely.
two eggs in a full breakfast or i flip out, not even joking, many a dorris has been utterly lambasted by my fury upon being presented with a single-egged breakfast platter. i would take the plate and press it tightly against her throat while she begged for forgiveness for the cardinal error of presenting me with only one paltry egg. i would take the lone egg and smother it on her terrified face, screaming obsenities whilst the veins in my forehead bulged to near aneurysm. then i would take the bottle of vinegared-down brown sauce, shove it down her throat and proceed to drown her in the foul brown spicy liquor, laughing my heart out whilst i inwardly continue to weep for my lack of two fried eggs

[Anonymous No.10079179]

>>10078759
This is actually a good ratio

[Anonymous No.10079192]

Where does one acquire a full English breakfast in the US?

[Anonymous No.10079191]

>>10078160
The hell is that charcoal in the corner?

[Anonymous No.10079226]

Trying to get into this
Fry up a sausage Bushes baked beans toast egg and diced potatoes

[Anonymous No.10079423]

>>10078743
Yeah, sure. Even as an amerilard I eat fruit for breakfast during the week and save big ass breakfasts like that full english for a weekend hangover lunch. Being southern whitetrash, I throw in biscuits and gravy in place of the blood sausage, up the bacon quantity and it'll be streaky unless I go ham steak, drop the tomato and beans, and I'm with ya.

[Anonymous No.10080489]

>>10078160
That's more than a recommended full day's worth of calories. Either you work a really demanding job, or you're a fatass.

[Anonymous No.10081515]

>>10080489
No it isn't you bumblefuck, add it up and check.

[Anonymous No.10082901]

>>10078346
Don't bother, this board is overrun with 89iq's who need to prove something to the world.

[Anonymous No.10082909]

>>10078699
You mean shart in the middle of your mart

[Anonymous No.10082989]

>>10078726
>high amounts of cholesterol
>no fruits, vegetables, or any type of healthy side besides beans and mushrooms, but most of it looks pan fried
>implying that eating mass amounts of meat in general on average for any meal daily is healthy

[Anonymous No.10083064]

>>10078186
>beans arent breakfast food
lmaowut

[Anonymous No.10083078]

>>10082989
Theres literally tomatoes right there.

[Anonymous No.10083086]

>when British Heinz beans come vegetarian standard
why

[Anonymous No.10083098]

>>10082989
>beans
>tomato
>mushrooms
>potatoes
>orange juice
>no fruits or vegetables
It's almost like you should look at the photo and think before type.

[Anonymous No.10083126]

>>10083098
>mushrooms are vegetables
Retard.

[Anonymous No.10083445]

>>10082989
t.soyboy who does no manual labor or exercise

[Anonymous No.10083468]

>>10078160
>eat british beans
>think I'm eating american beans all of a sudden
For some reason, brits used a staple food to be the one thing they out-sugar the US with

[Anonymous No.10083984]

>>10078160
What the hell are you going to do with all that energy anon? I just have toast and a coffee. Having that for a week would give you a heart attack

[Anonymous No.10084003]

>>10078160
>>10078211
>>10078293
>>10078346
>>10078376
>>10078465
>>10078508
>>10078726
>>10078817
>>10078858
>>10081515
>>10082901
You know the way you look is probably because of your diet, or maybe it's just the inbreeding.

[Anonymous No.10084019]

>>10078160
>for a king
Ironically eating huge breakfasts isn't a sign of nobility, but that you're working class and you're going to spend the energy through the day.

[Anonymous No.10084053]

>>10078160

>beans

What did you mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10084087]

>>10078160
You guys know your Queen and future king are fucking Germans, right?

[Anonymous No.10084360]

>>10084087
And where are you from that has no immigration?

[Anonymous No.10084393]

>>10084360
They did not immigrate. They usurped.

[Anonymous No.10084403]

STOP eating beans for breakfast and get some bread. the fish can stay.

[Anonymous No.10084422]

i got to have this red herring. i keep hearing so much about it. i got to taste this shit. sorry, listen to the news a lot.

[Anonymous No.10084428]

>>10078160
It’s definitely an Aussie breakfast

[Anonymous No.10086264]

>no chips

[Anonymous No.10086301]

>>10078186
>Americans and Canadians are the best at breakfast though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.10086303]

>>10084403
>fish

u wot

[Anonymous No.10086315]

>>10086264
Has a "full american breakfast" in Majorca. It was a full english but with chips and yank bacon

[Anonymous No.10086340]

>fry up

lol plebs

[Anonymous No.10086346]

>>10083126
He also listed orange juice, so I don't think he was declaring everything in his list a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.10086356]

>>10086340
What's he doing that for? It's more time, effort and household energy cost for worse results.

[Anonymous No.10086357]

>>10086356
Baking is healthier than frying

[Anonymous No.10086372]

>>10086357
Marginally. I don't use more oil in my frying than he does coating everything with oil. And oil isn't really unhealthy if you're not consuming too many calories overall.

[Anonymous No.10086389]

>>10086340
i fucking hate his face

[Anonymous No.10086451]

>>10084087
Was this supposed to be a shocking revelation? It's common knowledge

[Anonymous No.10086476]

>>10086315
This fucking meme pan again

also
>hash brown
>English

>>10086264
fuck right off

[Anonymous No.10086478]

i disagree with frying tomatoes

[Anonymous No.10086527]

English breakfast is the best. Then steak and eggs with home fries/hashbrowns, and then bacon and eggs with pancakes. Open to other suggestions but frenchtoastfags need not apply

[Anonymous No.10086589]

>>10078211
The optimal way is skipping breakfast. Having a late lunch and an early dinner and fasting for the remaining 16 hours of the day on nothing but water.

[Anonymous No.10086605]

>>10079191
It's black pudding, basically pig blood and oats.

It tastes like scabs and oats.

[Anonymous No.10086610]

>>10086589
But then you'll lose size

[Anonymous No.10086616]

>>10078300
Thanks for reminding me to take my vitamins anon

[Anonymous No.10086617]

how do you eat or preare your black pudding/ blood sausage?

[Anonymous No.10086619]

>>10086617
Slice it into discs and fry it.

[Anonymous No.10086627]

>>10086610
some of you co/ck/s could could do with being smaller.

[Anonymous No.10086687]

>>10078160
You’re gonna be late to school/work by the time you finish that

[Anonymous No.10086859]

What yall thinking about my delicious breakfast

[Anonymous No.10086898]

>>10086315

>frying the beans

You see how they went all dry and coagulated and soft, you should gently heat the beans in a sauce pan, they should be the same consistency as they come out of the tin.

Also ladbible is cultural marxist psyop.

[Anonymous No.10086920]

>>10078160
>not getting a stomach ache after eating all these different foods together

[Anonymous No.10086931]

>>10078726
Just fuck my blood pressure up, senpai.

[Anonymous No.10087400]

>>10086859
What is the seasoning on those eggs?

[Anonymous No.10087509]

>>10078160
I like a full english breakfast on the weeends, maybe adding pancakes or croissants if you want something sweet. On workdays I usually just eat a bowl of porridge, eggs and some fruit.

[Anonymous No.10087534]

>>10086920
>having the digestive system of a frail 90 year old