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>eat mushrooms
>later shit them out whole

>eat sweetcorn
>later shit it out whole

>eat tomatoes
>later shit out the skin whole

>> No.10077691

>eat pho
>shit out pho before leaving the restaurant

>> No.10077692

>eat shrimp
>later shit them out whole

>> No.10077708
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>>10077687
>eat watermelon
>later shit it out whole

>> No.10077721

>>10077687
Op, Why are you diggin around in your shit? Why? What's wrong?

>> No.10077724

>>10077687
>Eat a straw
>Later shit out a hole

>> No.10077727

>>10077687
>eat shit
>ascend

>> No.10077735
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10077735

>eat bread
>later shit it out whole

>> No.10077754

>>10077687
>eat egg
>later shit out a living chicken

>> No.10077758

>>10077754
You're not very good at this are you, dipshit?

>> No.10077762

>>10077687
>eat food
>later shit it out hole

>> No.10077763

>eat a donut
>later shit out the hole

>> No.10077765

>>10077687
chew your food, fatass.

>> No.10077767

>>10077724
>not two holes
hmmm

>> No.10077801

you need to chew better, op

>> No.10077805

>>10077687
>Eat OP's mom
>Later shit out a whore

>> No.10077841

>>10077805
>Eat OP's mom
>Stomach bursts from trying to eat 400 pounds of fat

>> No.10077848

>>10077805
You eat garbage.

>> No.10077851

>>10077687
>eat tacobell
>get the red sauce
>cry like a baby on the toliet all night

>> No.10077866

>>10077687
>corn toothed Amerishart detected

>> No.10077913

>>10077687
>drink skim milk
>later shit it out whole

>> No.10077946

>>10077913
>calories in
>calories out hole

>> No.10077982

>>10077758
Damn did mommy burn your tendies anon?

>> No.10078183

>>10077758
Triggered vegan

>> No.10078194
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>eat anything
>shit it out my hole

>> No.10078208

>>10077687
Vegetables aren’t food. Take the meat pill

>> No.10078299
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>>10077687
>eat
>later shit
what the fuck lads

>> No.10078324

>Eat mexican shit
>Shit tacos

What the actual fuccccc

>> No.10078330

>>10078299
is this your first day of being alive

>> No.10078361

>>10077691
>not shit out be-pho leaving the resturant

>> No.10078371

>>10078361
>Befugh
What the fuck are you trying to say?

>> No.10078377

>>10078371
DUDE

>> No.10078411

>>10078371
>not being fat and black from the south

>> No.10078427

>Consume energy from the universe.
>Never have to worry about shit.

>> No.10078468

>>10078377
>>10078411
You know what? Fuck both of you assholes. Waa, it's so cool to appropriate other cultures and be cavalier about it. Waa, I'm not going to learn basic language skills or take the time to look up a goddamned simple phonetic diagram. Fuck you, fuck your shitty military, and fuck your mother's. You want to act all big and insult our national heroes while sucking off Dan Hauer, go the fuck ahead, but know we are all judging you and waiting for the day that you get scolded in front of the whole world again you dirty ass mi trang. Fuck you!

>> No.10078476

>>10078468
foe-ck you too

>> No.10078485
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10078485

>>10077841

>> No.10078497

>>10078468
rude

>> No.10078503

>>10078468
there is only human culture. If you are talking racial pride, you are a racist.

>> No.10078517

>>10078503
Fuck you /pol/.

>> No.10078555

this is the best thread on the blue boards right now

>> No.10078569

Sure is rddit in here XD

>> No.10078586

>>10078569
you ruined it

>> No.10078607

>>10078586
Haha upboated fellow redditor XD

>> No.10078845

>eat a neutron star
>later shit it out a black hole

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>>10077913
good one

>> No.10079029

>Eat Pepsi
>Shit bepis
Damit

>> No.10079101

u need to actually chew ur food

>> No.10079206
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>>10077687
>eat flour and eggs
>shit out bread

>> No.10079320

>>10078330
>tfw anon gets his first marconium

>> No.10079327

>>10078427
>consumes energy from the universe
>doesn't convert it
literally what's the point

>> No.10079335
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>>10078299
Crazy how nature do dat

>> No.10079377

canned food is not digestible.
skin is not digestible either.

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>>10078468
>but know we are all judging you
oh no... :(

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>>10078517
>le pol boogerman advocating for anti-racism
what le fuck?!

>> No.10079730

>>10079400
That's why Trump went and sucked the Vietcock?

>> No.10079738

>>10077727
gave me a kek

>> No.10079765
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>>10079730
>homophobia
why? that's so rude

>> No.10079776

>>10079738
shut the fuck up, David

>> No.10079791

>>10077767
straws are one hole. it’s two ends to one hole how is it so hard for people to grasp that? how much fluoride water have you been drinking? how is it so fucking hard to understand a simple concept that takes more than 3 seconds to cognitively think through? i am so sick and tired of you fucking retards shitting up the earth with your retardation.
it’s one hole.
kill yourself.

>> No.10079808

>>10079791
It's more of a tube

>> No.10079813

>>10079791
it is one continuous hole.

>> No.10079815

>>10079813
Like your mum.

>> No.10079827

>>10079815
you know it. sloot.

>> No.10079845

>>10079808
actually a straw

>> No.10079910

>>10079813
does it count as a wormhole then?

>> No.10079923

>>10079808
>>10079813
it’s literally the same fucking thing that i just described you fucking retards.

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>eat mushrooms
>projectile vomit everywhere all over the car
fucking mushrooms gave me food poisoning, im never eating them raw again.

>> No.10080645

>>10078208
Joe, stop posting.

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>>10077687
>eat ramen
>take a shit
>go to wipe
>pull a noodle out of my ass

>> No.10080929

>>10080877
anon..
that probably wasn't a noodle

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>>10079791

>> No.10081783

>>10078468
Wow are you quoting Morty from the tv show rick and morty?

>> No.10081819

>>10081728
i demand sauce

>> No.10081887

>>10081783
What?

>> No.10082437

>>10077735
>eat white bread
>later shit it out as brown bread