/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10076480]

You're running a food stall at a renaissance faire.

Of whateth fꝏde doth thee monger?

[Anonymous No.10076486]

For you it is thee Mcchicken

[Anonymous No.10076490]

>>10076480
Turkey legs, you fat larper piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.10076502]

Mead, served in a cast iron pan. If you have a problem with that you obviously have no idea how to season properly, and you've never had the GOOD mead which totally exists (it's very obscure you've never heard of it)

[Anonymous No.10076505]

>>10076480
>doth thee monger?

Prithee, goodsir, know ye the worde "Thou" be used in interrogatives.

[Anonymous No.10076509]

Whole rotisserie chicken and rich amber ale, or any ale really.

[Anonymous No.10076512]

Stew of cheese and exotic nightshade fruit, recently discovered and delivered from the New World. Served on a bread trencher.

Potentially poisonous, but nothing a brave and sturdy adventurer couldn't handle. ;)

[Anonymous No.10076530]

Where's the closest Medievel Times?

[Anonymous No.10076535]

>>10076480
Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.10076540]

>>10076509

this pleases me

[Anonymous No.10076543]

>i want something spicy and hot!

[Anonymous No.10076557]

three moorish queens from andalusia arrive.

can you come up with a meal fit for royalty?

[Anonymous No.10076558]

>>10076530
Wench, fetch me a Bang's Old Tyme Root Beer.

[Anonymous No.10076561]

shit, what do orcs eat?

[Anonymous No.10076565]

>>10076561
Dick

[Anonymous No.10076568]

>>10076561
Dry dog food for the orcs.

[chop No.10076571]

Perpetual stew, rabbit most likely, and fresh bread.
Maybe a nice homebrewed beer as well. Something dark and sweet.
I wish we had renfairs here. They look like fun and possibly a good place to meet other archers.

[Anonymous No.10076584]

>you there! get me hammered fast, or face the wrath of dionysus

[Anonymous No.10076591]

>>10076584
If by face the wrath of dionysus means get fucked by your feminine centaur penis, then ok.

[Anonymous No.10076596]

>>10076584
>tfw no centaur gf

[Anonymous No.10076598]

>>10076596
You satyr; You brought her.

[Anonymous No.10076603]

>>10076480
Eppsi

[Anonymous No.10076609]

>>10076480
Traditional Irish stew and apple juice

[Anonymous No.10076614]

>>10076480
Trenches full of spiced meat stews of 2 kinds: spiced pork sausages in lovage sauce, and the renaissance version of coq au vin.

[Anonymous No.10076616]

>>10076614
*Trenchers*
Fucking autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.10076620]

>>10076571
We've got a yearly renfair but I've never really felt the inclination to go.
I think I might go sometime but I expect it to be like the state fair ("If you've gone one year, you've gone every year")

[Anonymous No.10076627]

I've been going to one in Ohio for years. They serve roasted turkey legs, soup in bread bowls, all kinds of meat, beers. Most recently, this past year, they had pineapple soft serve served in a whole, hollowed out pineapple.

[Anonymous No.10076628]

>>10076620
Pretty much. They have some cool acts at the one near me and unique stores, but going once every few years is good enough for me. Titties everywhere though

[Anonymous No.10076629]

>>10076628
I'm unironically down to oogle fatty corset cleavage.

[Anonymous No.10076631]

>>10076502
So this is what the ten percent of tryhard tards that go right instead if left look like when they aren't nazi larpers. It's like bizarro world antifa.

[Anonymous No.10076634]

>>10076629
That's the place to go then. Best part every year desu

[Anonymous No.10076637]

>>10076631
Horseshoe theory.

[Anonymous No.10076649]

>>10076631
Well, less embarrassing to his side compared to antifa, but still pretty bad.
More on par with your average sjw, I suppose, but less accepted by their side.

[Anonymous No.10076654]

>>10076631
>thinks "antifa" is a real thing

[Anonymous No.10076658]

>>10076561
Humans

[Anonymous No.10076665]

>>10076654
Well, they we're until they got their shit pushed in on their home turf at Berkeley. They're still around but cowed.
Not sure what was the point of the Nov 4 4chan falseflag. That came out of pol.
Did make for a good picture of three lonely protestors in front of the Whitehouse while Pence and Trump were gone for the week.

[Anonymous No.10076671]

>>10076665
>can't even satan
The absolute state of the alt-right

[Anonymous No.10076687]

>>10076505
So /ck/ really is full of women.

[Anonymous No.10076688]

>>10076671
Interesting you brought that up, alt right is less real than antifa. It was a group of like 5 larpers and the media assigned the term for a giant tent movement that scared the shit out of them to conflate the two.
I'm surrounded by hardcore pro-trumpers where I live and I've never once heard any use the term alt right. Not once. And they all know Spencer is a plant and hate him. Not even from never trumpers I hang out with have I heard the term alt right used.
Only from the media and online.

[Anonymous No.10076701]

>>10076688
>I'm in a red state
>let me tell you how it is in a blue state

[Anonymous No.10076705]

>>10076701
I'm actually in a blue state. Purple occasionally. I'm just not in one of the ghettos or hispter towns.

[Anonymous No.10076708]

i wouldn't make a pint of beer 10$

[Anonymous No.10076715]

>>10076705
Oh, and I had to move because so many fucking MS13 and illegals in my old town after liberals moved in. They moved as well after it got bad, of course.
If Democrats' white base voted with their minds the way they do with their feet, Democrats would never win another race.

[Anonymous No.10076718]

>>10076705
Well, I'm in a "hispter town" and I can assure you, I'm literally wearing a Che Guevara shirt and we're currently planning the violent overthrow of straight white christian men as soon as our wounds heal (we all just got done chopping off our dicks because gender isn't real). Everything they tell you on Brietbart News about life in normal people places is a true fact.

[Anonymous No.10076719]

>>10076688
Great anecdotal evidence. The alt right is a meme, but it's a meme that definitely altered the election and gathered a lot of frustrated young men and women underneath it. Labelling a large group of Trump supporters as alt right just furthered the success of trumps campaign. They lumped a bunch already angered votersinto into a category they defined as racist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc.
The alt right was just a self destructive term the dems grasped on to so they could generalize a large portion of the population. It became a real thing, but is now just a joke

[Anonymous No.10076721]

>>10076561
MEAT

[Anonymous No.10076722]

>>10076561
MAGGOTY BREAD

[Anonymous No.10076728]

>>10076718
Dude I hear my neighbors shooting off guns including machine guns every couple days and everyone here is loaded to the gills. We can practice shooting in our own yards. You wouldnt stand a chance lol.

[Anonymous No.10076729]

>>10076591
>>10076596
a centuar has 4 legs you fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.10076732]

>>10076561
Sweet rolls

[Anonymous No.10076734]

>>10076719
The alt right was a term taken from a small group of Nazi larpers and the madie applied it to a huge swathe of people that elected Trump.
The end. That's it. It's literally fake news.

[Anonymous No.10076737]

>>10076728
We don't need guns, all we have to do is trick your fast food joints into slipping a vegetable into your chicken sandwich and you will instantly become a soiboi and die of the gay plague of AIDS

[Anonymous No.10076744]

>>10076737
Well, I kinda wondered if that was bait. Shame on me.

[Anonymous No.10076745]

>>10076729
>Furry rage

[Anonymous No.10076758]

>>10076584
>nerdy butterface
Be still my dick.

[Anonymous No.10076768]

>>10076584
Also want to have beers with Viking Phil Margera. Bet he knows where to get the sloppiest drunk food that I would love but never eat sober.

[Anonymous No.10076773]

Went to the Sherwood Forest Fair in Texas a couple of years ago.

Highlights included the guy dressed as an elf screaming at folks from up the trees that they kept a sheriff deputy following just in case, and the dirty poet ambushing people from behind stalls with ballads about menstruation. The locally made mead was excellent, and saw someone unhorsed violently enough in the joust to make me believe it wasn't entirely scripted. Would go again.

[Anonymous No.10076789]

Pickles. So fucking cheap but people will gladly pay $10+ dollars for one.

[Anonymous No.10076824]

>>10076789
Well that's just ridiculous. You could probably get away with selling whole pickles for $2 from a $5 jar (not displayed that way, obviously) which is still a tidy profit, but no one is buying a $10 pickle. They'd just get a $8 beer or $7 hotdog or whatever by that point.

[Anonymous No.10076848]

Sausages.
Lots of sausages

[Anonymous No.10076864]

>>10076789
They sell whole pickles for 1$ there already

[Anonymous No.10076882]

>>10076480
>>10076540
>>10076543
>>10076557
>>10076561
>>10076584
This is why renessaince faires and the like are so pathetic. I don't have a problem with historical reenactment, but people don't know the difference between history and fucking fantasy games.

[Anonymous No.10076899]

>>10076882
last ren fair I went to there were literal furries running around in full dog costumes. It seems like they've become a free-for-all desu. just and excuse to dress up as whatever and larp or yiff or whatever

[Anonymous No.10076918]

>>10076882
Dude get this... a few years ago I went to a Ren Fair and saw 2 people dressed up as Star Trek characters! Guess what I did about it! Nothing because it didn't trigger me.

[Anonymous No.10076924]

>>10076918
is it lonely at the top?

[Anonymous No.10076928]

>>10076924
Am I being pretentious because I don't give a fuck about what people dress up as at a fair? lmao It's fine up here btw.

[Anonymous No.10076944]

>>10076918
They may have just been on an away mission back in time. Maybe they were tasked by a giant space tube to recover off season carney workers and mutton joints.

[Anonymous No.10076952]

>>10076928
nah brah, just sayin everyone has their triggers. his just happens to be very specific

[Anonymous No.10076961]

>>10076918
>>10076928
I don't even go to renessaince faires so so it's not a problem for me, what I mean is that it's fucking pathetic that there's so many grown people who see the word "renessaince" and think great, I'll dress up as fucking dumbledore

[Anonymous No.10076977]

>>10076952
You're very optimistic if you think dude is only triggered by that if that's what his trigger is. Sounds more like a guy that gets triggered if he sees a Mexican dude making his Sushi but I'll go with you for now.

[Anonymous No.10076979]

>>10076961
I understand where you're coming from, but I think it's more about fun than historical fact and custom. People are paying to escape from day-to-day life and forgot their problems, eat meat, drink beer, and oggle beer wenches. Simpler times.

[Anonymous No.10076988]

>>10076719
>Right after the election the leftypol narrative was that Trump won on the back of super red rural states and the same people that always vote Republican, you didnt make a difference goy!
>Now the narrative is that shitposting on 4chan is going to cause the fall of the west with memes
I swear they'll be praising kek next.

[Anonymous No.10076992]

>>10076979
There's plenty of other larping venues, why not go to fucking comic-con if you wanna dress up as your favorite pony

[Anonymous No.10077028]

>>10076988
Are you implying the internet isn't influential in western society?

[Anonymous No.10077044]

>>10076992
>I am so mad over this place I never go!
You need to calm down, laddie. I think the larping venues are what YOU need to be hitting up because the RenFair is as fucking normie as it gets.

[Anonymous No.10077049]

>>10076502
As a libertarian, I enjoy seeing the stunted believe an ideological extreme provides for them rather than circumstance or exceptional experience. It's not snake oil, it's a superior acception of reality. Reality sucks for most no matter what.

[Anonymous No.10077055]

>>10076992
Ren fests are cheaper and less crowded and surprisingly have less autistic people there than comic con

[Anonymous No.10077148]

>>10076729
>mfw no katawa shoujo centaur gf

[Anonymous No.10077397]

>>10076584
Look at the legs on that fat bastard behind her. Carrying that much weight around he must have solid steel muscles underneath. I bet he could kick a horse to death.

[chop No.10077480]

>>10076620
We don't have state fairs either.
I just moved to a new town and it claims to have a "food festival" in 2 weeks that I want to go to but I suspect it's going to be like 3 stalls.
Well, it'll never get bigger unless people show up so I'll go.

>>10076631
>>10077049
And I find it amusing that you two fucking idiots think that obvious strawman is real.

>>10077397
Yeah. I was watching some documentary about one of those 400 lb. people the other day and thought the same thing; if you stripped all the fat off her in one day she'd be amazingly strong. I can't imagine having to carry around all that weight everywhere you go.

Maybe if you were really fat and decided to lose weight you could carry a weighted backpack everywhere and add to it as you lost weight. When you've lost 10 lb you carry a 10 lb backpack, after losing 20 you carry 20 and so on. by the end you'd have all the fattie strength without being a fattie.
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.10077790]

>>10076988
Stealing memes by the point they're stale is their whole bread and butter.

[Anonymous No.10077806]

>>10077480
That's how I don't get how these people end up on scooters. I'm fat by this point (thanks beer and booze), and my legs are like fucking rippled tree trunks that would make that guy from Jurassic Park blush.
That said, people with way bigger guts weigh less than me, so I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.10077818]

>>10077806
>People with way bigger guts weigh less than me
Your body image is fucked, dingus.

[Anonymous No.10077836]

>>10077818
Nah, like my gut sticks out less than an inch stabbing under with a ruler, and this guy only an inch shorter is rocking a boulder over his belt at twenty pounds less.
I know I'm fat. I just don't get how even fatter people weigh less. I barely work out. They must barely move.

[Anonymous No.10077837]

>>10076480
Cinnamon sugar donuts.

[Anonymous No.10077843]

>>10077836
And this guy has arms as big as mine, and not less defined.
I always had big legs. My quads must weigh a ton.
Girls liked it up, but I always hated it. Thank God I have broad shoulders.

[Anonymous No.10077844]

>>10077836
Nah, I used to be fat, you're a goddamned elephant, your brain just won't let you admit it.

[Anonymous No.10077846]

>>10076502
>>10076631
>>10076637

>they think this photo is real

i sometimes forget that ceekay is full of facebook moms

>>10076654
>thinks "alt-right" is a real thing

[Anonymous No.10077849]

>>10077844
Maybe? I doubt it though. I've rockinrolla'd dudes taller and fatter than me with ease.
I'm not trying to pretend I'm not fat.

[Anonymous No.10077855]

>>10077846

[Anonymous No.10077861]

>>10077855
Those young nerdy people, which came along much later, refer to themselves as kekistani or something.

[Anonymous No.10077865]

>>10077836
>They must barely move.
This is why, muscle is a lot denser than fat. If you are just fat you can still be a lot lighter than someone with muscle mass.

[Anonymous No.10077867]

>>10077861

[Anonymous No.10077869]

>>10076480
Maidens ass on right. This dark wizard pictured will slayeth?

[Anonymous No.10077877]

>>10077867
The dredges of the left still manage to be more repulsive.

[Anonymous No.10077882]

>>10077877
nice dubs

[Anonymous No.10077889]

>>10077855
Not to mention, that guy in the bottom right is an obvious false flag unless he just happens to be the last remain Redskin fan that still wears a pig nose, depite being thirty years too late.

[Anonymous No.10077888]

>>10076480
>resplendent

>Drinks dog blood.

[Anonymous No.10077893]

>>10077882
>Even bob and vagenes are boarding the Trump train
Better make sure the fix is in, because posting gawky young people getting ready to be voting age that support Trump does not help your case.

[Anonymous No.10077894]

>>10077889

[Anonymous No.10077895]

>>10077877
>>10077882

[Anonymous No.10077898]

>>10077894
>the nose knows
Wow she's really, uh, not that ugly.

[Anonymous No.10077900]

>>10077895
>>10077893

[Anonymous No.10077908]

>>10077898

[Anonymous No.10077914]

>>10076480
Mutton, turkey legs, mugs of beer especially dark and stout, meat pies, fish and chips, and for dessert I would serve different flavor strudels.

[Anonymous No.10077917]

>>10077900
see>>10077893
He still has plenty of good life ahead of him, unlike, well, yeesh:
>>10077877
>>10077861

[Anonymous No.10077919]

>>10076561
>tfw no qt orc gf

[Anonymous No.10077923]

>>10077917

[chop No.10077924]

>>10076882
People don't even know the difference between /pol/ and /ck/ by the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.10077926]

>>10077908
Looks like a decent crowd, what a bunch of white males, though.

[Anonymous No.10077927]

>>10077895
The bad guys to the next Expendables movie. The Unfuckables.

[Anonymous No.10077929]

>>10077898
>the nose knows

[Anonymous No.10077933]

>>10077923
Now show votes. Oh wait, shill folders don't include links.

[Anonymous No.10077935]

>>10077929
Diaspora globalist jews are the much bigger issue tbqh.

[Anonymous No.10077944]

>>10077900

[Anonymous No.10077948]

>>10077933
>roasties

[Anonymous No.10077956]

>>10077895

[Anonymous No.10077966]

>>10077944
>chischan Hillary endorsement
/thread
There is no one in this Earth more borderline-functional autistic.

[Anonymous No.10077967]

>>10077944

[Anonymous No.10077975]

>>10077967
Dude on the right looks like he slays, honestly.

[Anonymous No.10077978]

>>10077975

[Anonymous No.10077986]

>>10077978
>Another gen z kid that hasn't grown out of his lanklet stage yet to be full blown alpha manlet destroyer
Based. Now find me some attractive Hillary supporters.

[chop No.10077988]

>>10077966
If that's the CPR the gave her it's no wonder she died.

[Anonymous No.10077989]

>>10077986

[Anonymous No.10078000]

>>10077986
Checkmate, drumpfster.

[Anonymous No.10078003]

>>10077986
>>10077989
>>10078000
>t. soyboy

[Anonymous No.10078004]

>>10077986

[Anonymous No.10078017]

What board is this?

[Anonymous No.10078019]

>thinks people larp, and dont bring fanny packs full of garbage to snack on
>thinks people go to larps that are farther than 4 miles away from a fastfood place

[Anonymous No.10078028]

>>10077986
>>10077975
It's a shame most Trump supporters can't get women like this.

[Anonymous No.10078030]

>>10078017
/ck/ - Food and Cooking.

[Anonymous No.10078031]

>thread about serving food at a ren fair
>turns into /pol/ bait
You guys already fucked up /k/, leave /ck/ alone.

[Anonymous No.10078032]

Pic related

[Anonymous No.10078040]

>>10078031
/k/ ruined /k/ desu

[Anonymous No.10078045]

>>10078032
You have amazing culinary taste.

[Anoɳymous No.10078052]

>>10076718
I was totally with you but then you misspelled Breitbart and I don't believe you anymore
>>10078032
Good choice

[Anonymous No.10078055]

>>10078028
Weve established there are ugly male supporters on both sides. Where's the attractive female Hillary supporters?

[Anonymous No.10078059]

>>10078055
fucking her husband.

[Anonymous No.10078060]

>>10078028
Damn shame.

[Anonymous No.10078061]

>>10078040
Sandy hook and /pol/s bullshit ruined /k/.

[Anonymous No.10078062]

>>10078055
My girlfriend is one. Actually, she's coming over later to makeout with me.

[Anonymous No.10078065]

>>10078028
Lucky fucks.

[Anonymous No.10078067]

>>10078055
My fridge

[Anonymous No.10078070]

quail and rabbit

[Anonymous No.10078072]

>>10078062
>more gen z kids
This next decade is going to be slaughter for the Dems.

[Anonymous No.10078074]

>thread about a renaissance fair
>it devolves immediately into /pol/ and antipol shitposting
This is why people think this board is shit btw

[Anonymous No.10078077]

>>10078067

[Anonymous No.10078089]

>>10078074
oh yeah, definitely this thread is the only reason why

[Anonymous No.10078093]

>>10078072
I too am proud America will be run by soyboys voting.

[Anonymous No.10078105]

>>10078093
Those are boys. Boys become men eventually, soyboys are soyboys forever.

[Anonymous No.10078114]

>>10078105
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.10078127]

>>10076584
jesus check out the calves / ankles on that guy

in awe at the size of this lad. absolute unit.

[Anonymous No.10078130]

>>10078127
do you also love large men who wear shorts with a tshirt tucked in? it's my sexual fetish. i love dads

[Anonymous No.10078142]

>>10076480
>I'll take a glass of mead and your finest stargazy pie. Do ye have a water trough and some hay for my horse, ?

[Anonymous No.10078171]

>>10078114
why sleep? Just stay up and keep winning!

[Anonymous No.10078182]

>>10078114
I don't have an interest in fucking gay guys, though. It's almost like male Trump supporters over 18 don't use social media or something.

[Anonymous No.10078191]

>>10077836
Fuck, by this guy I meant a friend of mine. Not the mountain of gelatin in the pic. No wonder people were confused.

[Anonymous No.10078193]

This thread made me realize people who take interest in politics are ugly.

[Anonymous No.10078215]

>>10078193
Was going to post this, but YouTube took down the video, of course. Anti Trump protestors wilted like daisies when a pro Trump alpha came over.

[Anonymous No.10078224]

>>10078215
You can even see their pathetic little fiction reference, like it actually applies to reality, on the sign on the right. Like, geez Donald, you could learn a lot from fictional characters like Harry Potter, to paraphrase the author herself.

[Anonymous No.10078232]

>>10076561
menu

[Anonymous No.10078251]

Why do /pol/dditors automatically assume that anybody who doesn't want to discuss politics on a cooking board must be a "Hillary voting antifa feminazi" and proceed to double down on their cancerous behavior?

[Anonymous No.10078255]

>>10076882
So should every person show up diseased and poor?
Sounds fun,fatso.

[Anonymous No.10078266]

>>10078251
>shill gets btfo
>m-muh Reddit
65 percent of Reddit is pro Hillary, 15 percent is pro Trump, and the rest is astroturfing. Don't project, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10078270]

>>10078251
Because they weren't interested in politics until it became a toxic internet meme

[Anonymous No.10078287]

>>10078270
Been here since 2006. Can definitively say 80% of those immigrants were leftist backlash to fappening, GG, and Trump run/win.
Revisionist newfaggots begone.

[Anonymous No.10078303]

>>10078266
95% of /pol/ is from The_Donald so /pol/ is technically reddit, you fucking newfag. Stop acting like people don't have valid reasons for hating your cancerous asses, at least now they're finally fighting back and will hopefully get you to fuck back off to T_D

[Anonymous No.10078309]

>>10078287
The "leftists" are just normies, anon. It's not normal to want to screech about soy estrogen and black dicks all day. It's natural to get annoyed by that kind of thing.

I've been here for as long as you have, you can't fool me.

[Anonymous No.10078310]

>>10078266
See also
>>10078270

[Anonymous No.10078325]

>>10078287
Been here since 2006 and can definitely say that it's retards like you who politicize everything are part of the problem. 4chan was always contrarian vs internet culture, now it's relatively normal in terms of culture, but only varies in being politically contrarian which is fucking dumb and annoying.

[Anonymous No.10078340]

>>10078303
How fucking new are you? Go to /pol/. There's modernist stalinists and nazis there, too, who bitch about trump nonstop. Outside of /ptg/ your statement is a complete non truth.
Just fucking go back, you lefypol discord jockey.
At least I hope David Brock isnt spending money on this Trainwreck shilling, or he's dumber than I thought.

[Anonymous No.10078345]

>>10078340
I used to frequent /pol/ until I had enough of it after /bant/ was created. Take your "muh lefty /pol/" argument and shove it because not everybody who thinks you all are morons is a "paid shill". Go back and stop derailing threads on /ck/ with your political garbage that nobody gives a shit about.

[Anonymous No.10078347]

>>10078309
You let your mask slip, dear friend. When did normalfags (normies on Reddit because they constantly steal our content, but filter the "offensive" parts out) ever belong on 4chan? All your arguments contradict one another.

[Anonymous No.10078349]

>>10076480
Looks like the tree throne at Scarborough Faire?

[Anonymous No.10078354]

>>10078325
You fancy turning that frustrated word salad accompanying a literal reddit comic into something at least somewhat sensible?

[Anonymous No.10078359]

>>10078354
>literal reddit comic
>shitty OC that I made a few days ago

You what faggot?

[Anonymous No.10078362]

>>10078347
Normies have always been here. Back in the day the spillover from /b/ would get told to go back to /b/. Now we tell your kind to go back to /pol/.

[Anonymous No.10078366]

>>10078345
>leftist shills derail thread
>native libertarians and right wing oldfags respond
WOOOOOOW. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? MUST BE NAZI BOGEYMEN!

[Anonymous No.10078372]

>>10078359
Well, if you'd been gifted with a single iota of critical thinking, that makes you reddit manifest and personified.

[Anonymous No.10078388]

>>10078362
No, your kind come here and tell oldfags to go back to /pol/. I've been here over a decade and spent maybe five hours total on /pol/.

[Anonymous No.10078394]

>>10078388
I've probably told you to go back to /b/ hundreds of times in the last 12 years, and I've probably told you to go back to /pol/ hundreds of times in the last 3 years.

And I'll say it again: stay on /pol/ where you belong

[Anonymous No.10078403]

>>10078366
It's never the leftists. It's always shit like "HURRR JEWS USE SOY TURNING MEN INTO WOMEN"

I'd rather hear leftist complaining at this point because I'm fucking sick of the /pol/ddit whining.

[Anonymous No.10078408]

>>10078394
Aww, revisionist newfaggots are so cute when they lie.
Well, if I ignore the cheap pizza greasy, cratered dark side of the moon face they likely sport.

[Anonymous No.10078417]

>>10078403
Hate to burst your safety bubble champ.
But both sides are /pol/, left and right.
All you would do is bitch about /pol/ if it was all lefties.

[Anonymous No.10078418]

>>10078388
I say we all construct a "post of the year" award, and stick it up this guys asshole.

[Anonymous No.10078422]

>>10078408
How does it feel to be unwelcome on the board you apparently think of as your own home?

Not even your imaginary internet friends can stand you. You must feel pretty alienated, yes?

[Anonymous No.10078425]

>>10078403
/pol/eddit literally comes straight from the /leftypol/ discord, ignoring that it makes no sense since reddit is unwittenly and overwhelmingly Clinton era neolibs fused with sjw nonsense. You can stop know.
Can't you guys make your own memes instead of projecting and thinking stealing ours makes sense?
Have you no idea what juxtaposition is and how it hurts your argument?

[Anonymous No.10078435]

>>10078422
Sorry, didn't realize was in the presence of the /ck/ar.
Delusions of grandeur must be truly epidemic amongst your imagined social circles.

[Anonymous No.10078440]

>>10078417
>"hurr /pol/ both left and right"
>/pol/dditors actually believe this
Stay deluded, newfag.

[Anonymous No.10078441]

>>10078425
You are aware that a lot of the fucks that claim to support one side over the other are actually anarchists to do not even vote, right? Butthurt is a cheap drug that is easily extracted from tightasses

[Anonymous No.10078447]

>>10078425
I'm not sure what you're trying to vomit out, but tighten that foil hat tighter if you have to. Everybody gets paid to shill you and you have no actual opposition based on your character rather than your political beliefs.

[Anonymous No.10078461]

>>10078447
>Everybody gets paid to shill
The mask slips ever further.
>>10078441
Pic related, master of the goalposts.

[Anonymous No.10078467]

>>10078461
>doesn't realize he's arguing with several different people
Typical /pol/shit, can't even follow a conversation without those cancerous unique identifier things

[Anonymous No.10078479]

>>10078440
>still using /leftypol/ lingo well known by moles after being called out
You're going to lose the culture war despite the slap-dash, money-flinging, last ditch attempts. And it ends with you on a rope.

[Anonymous No.10078481]

>>10078467
They aren't used to 4chan so they become really confused when they don't have flags and IDs

[Anonymous No.10078489]

>>10078479
How hard is it for you to get that I have nothing against the political beliefs of /pol/? I'm sick of the cancerous "holier than thou" attitude that they so cheerfully spread across the entire site by derailing threads in to "i troll j00 loloolol" shouting matches.

[Anonymous No.10078491]

>>10078481
I was here before flags and IDs ever existed in the first place, you fucking retard.
Slip.

[Anonymous No.10078492]

>>10078461
If you want the boys hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.

No, I am dead serious. I fight both sides of politics because debate keeps you sharp. I'd do not give a shit "who is in charge". I am in charge of me and me only. I pay what I think I owe, and obey the laws that make sense to me. Not everyone thinks how you do.

[Anonymous No.10078496]

>>10078489
I don't frequent /pol/. I've stated this. Do you not grasp that? I spent most of my time on /k/ and /v/. But word gets around.

[Anonymous No.10078500]

>>10078492
>bargaining

[Anonymous No.10078511]

>>10078491
Don't give a shit, act like a newfag I'm going to call you a newfag, newfag.

>>10078496
>/k/
>/v/

No wonder you're just as cancerous. Those are just /pol/ hubs anymore.

[Anonymous No.10078521]

>>10078511
They weren't when I arrived. And there's far more sjw types on /v/ then in the past.
Here's one from soon after fo3 release.
So please, stop shilling, you revisionist newfaggot.

[Anonymous No.10078523]

>>10078511
Here's one I saw on my first day on /v/, 2006 or 07 I think.

[Anonymous No.10078531]

>>10078511
Another that was popular on /v/ shortly after the release of half life 2.
Let me know when you want me to stop.

[Anonymous No.10078535]

>>10078531
Whoops. Forgot the pic.

[Anonymous No.10078538]

>>10078523
You don't need to be obsessed with politics to make nigger jokes. /pol/dditors took the fun nigger jokes and shit like "hitler did nothing wrong" and turned them into a "super-srs political movement" that pretends to have fun, when in reality they just get as butthurt as the SJWs and libruls they are fighting against.

[Anonymous No.10078546]

>>10078538
>my goal posts are moving on their own, senpai!

[Anonymous No.10078573]

>>10078538
Hitler actually did way more right than wrong though. Only thing wrong he did was try to go into russia in winter. Other than that, he ended the great depression pretty much single handed.

[Anonymous No.10078591]

>>10078546
This was the point I originally was trying to prove.

>>10078573
I wasn't asking for details about Hitler.

[Anonymous No.10078596]

>>10078591
Just love putting it out there. I barely read your crotchity shit. This isn't a request line faggot

[Anonymous No.10078600]

>>10077988
i mean, would you want to save that?

[Anonymous No.10078602]

>>10078596
Oh, then fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10078628]

>>10078573
>he ended the great depression pretty much single handed.

This desu. This is what he and his movement did.

[Anonymous No.10078633]

>>10078602
You don't read well. I don't do requests.

[Anonymous No.10078640]

>>10078628
Yup... no one in the world had it worse than the Germans (WWI sanctions and all). It was about the survival of billions. History has been very unkind to what happened in the world wars.