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>> No.10067123


ja/ck thread everyone

>> No.10067132

alternative universe

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>> No.10067324

I hate this so much. What in the ever loving fuck is this bullshit?

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>> No.10067334

fuck this is a pointless video

>> No.10067344

can someone post some more webms like this one? checked, btw

>> No.10067352

why do people keep falling for that shit? Is this nine gag?

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>> No.10067372

>reheating pizza

>> No.10067399

Cold pizza best pizza

>> No.10067427

well duh

>> No.10067448
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pls no

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>> No.10067473

every time andrew zimmern eats these he insists you have to eat them scalding hot and burn your mouth

>> No.10067482

He has to be self aware of whats going on there.

>> No.10067486

i generally really don't have an issue with this guy but literally what the fuck is he doing here

>> No.10067496

Fuck you

>> No.10067518
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Did saltroach have a stroke?

>> No.10067542

He slid his watch on the raw meat, what an idiot.

>> No.10067547

>all that fucking oil used for an already greasy pizza
>flipping it over when you can just put a lid over the pan, resulting in a crispier crust and no burnt cheese or toppings

>> No.10067658

Worse than some jack recipes.

>> No.10067673

it's raw af

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay coocaine
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 chinese man cutting onions on ballon which is top of nails
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions

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I'm glad people are still posting this

>> No.10067780

I had heard this guy was okay? What gives?

>> No.10067791


I can't tell if that's actual CWC art work, or a flawless abstraction of the style with CWC as the subject. Absolute masterpiece.

>> No.10067826

He used to be doing it ironically but I don't know if he's too far down the rabbithole by now.

>> No.10067840

nah he's just turkish.

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>> No.10067857

amerifats do not really eat this

>> No.10067870

literally saw that coming form the edge of the universe

>> No.10067875

D-did the guy on fire die? Jesus Christ

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>> No.10067896


hmm that must be fuel... but how did it ignite?

and is that girl okay

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>> No.10067901

I would say unlikely since there is a lot of space inside so it would'nt hinder people coming to the rescue but we are talking about chinese people

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>> No.10067907

>open vid
>see ring
>close vid and port

>> No.10067957

Can we just get an archive thats posted in the op of all webm threads.

>> No.10067969

you forgot to post a webm

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>> No.10068016

Is there an attempt to summon me here?

>> No.10068055

pretty juicy crumb shot

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It's 'Saturn Devouring His Son' done in both the image and style of CWC. It is probably the greatest image I have ever seen.

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>> No.10068254

I'm old enough to remember when Subway did the "Bread Canyon" thing. I still don't get it.

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>> No.10068294

>Korean Bjork

>> No.10068326
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>and anotha

>> No.10068343

Throw the zlice of pizza in the fucking toaster oven and if you want the cheese melty, microwave for 20-30 second

>> No.10068374

microwave first then toaster oven
25 second each

>> No.10068419

He seems like the "you don't put ketchup on a hotdogs" if a local tells him not to type.

>> No.10068469

cute little spider :3
i hope he had fun

>> No.10068488

holy shit that got me

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>> No.10068549

Usually okay with this guy but honestly just give me meat, cheese and grilled asparaguses separately instead of that.

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>> No.10068618

I'm amazed by this picture

>> No.10068625

is this what being proud of your country feels like?

am i a patriot?

>> No.10068646

>processed cheese
What in the ever loving fuck is he doing? Isn't he supposed to be some sort of professional?

>> No.10068652

yes, son.

>> No.10068655

*drives over flaming lady*

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>> No.10068687

No, she lived. In a way.

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>> No.10068726

He gets paid quality oil money to be a living meme and he's embracing it.

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>> No.10068811

Damn. That's terrible. I guess it's better than being dead though

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>> No.10069042

well ill be a monkey's uncle

>> No.10069051

This taste disgusting, and this is coming from a guy whos done this once.

>> No.10069076
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here's my favorite webm of all time, I can't really explain why

>> No.10069094

>take pre-made fries and heat them up
This was never going to be good.

>> No.10069139

how does he get out?

>> No.10069141

The side.

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>> No.10069154

Every time. Fuck off.

>> No.10069161

>implying he doesn't sleep in the egg fortress

>> No.10069169


What the fuck is his problem?

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Underrated webm

>> No.10069267

>lives in his fucking walls
I want one

>> No.10069364

This is where I go when I have a craving for the shittiest egg sandwich ever.

>> No.10069399

that's what you get when you don't leave a tip

being inhuman chinamen and all, I'm surprised they even bothered taking her to the hospital rather than stepping over her until the restaurant closed for the day

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>> No.10069413

He can't. Or at least, not without breaking the eggs. Basically he's trapped in there until all the eggs are sold, only then is he allowed to leave.

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>> No.10069481

no wonder he's so surly

>> No.10069593

Sometimes I feel like I am stuck in a constant time loop on the Event Horizon or something. I could almost swear that I saw this exact same chain of replies at least once or twice before.

>> No.10069629

That's just what happens when you spend a lot of time on 4chan

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Do /ck/ like burgs?

>> No.10069690
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No I'm pretty sure you're a alt-right nazi kkk cis male scumbag

>> No.10069703

What breed of dog is that?

>> No.10069711

I lost 23 seconds of my life watching that pointless webm.

>> No.10069715

>that soy gape

>> No.10069719
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Sorry, :(

>> No.10069798

Even though it's not real, some spiders love bananas and do come over here in banana crates.

>> No.10069803

>cream cheese
>sour cream
Every. Fucking. Time.

>> No.10069813

>Hardcore american porn
Americans generally don't put shrimp, calamari, and soppressata on their pizza.

>> No.10069820

Why does this asshole always look like he's trying to hold in explosive diarrhea?

>> No.10069913
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Can French trained pastry chefs really crack and separate 4 egg yolks with one hand?

>> No.10069970
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There's a whole channel of cute Korean girls eating American food and it's surprisingly great.

>> No.10069976
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Why is anime so bad nowadays?

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>> No.10070014

nope, just a faggot

>> No.10070021
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>> No.10070054

nasty California shit

>> No.10070059

Does anybody have this with sound?

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>> No.10070141

I love you thanks desu

>> No.10070173

Habit of working in extremely busy kitchens

>> No.10070174

Those aren't craft singles, just some normal cheddar sliced thin. Still stupid

>> No.10070181

>chile flakes

>> No.10070192
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I want some Burger King now.

>> No.10070206

same, when i get my paycheck im definately getting me some chicken fries and a wopper

>> No.10070215

Anons hating but this is a legitimate good attempt at an artichoke dip

>> No.10070243

Eh I'd eat a slice if it was at a birthday party

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>> No.10070274

there is no god

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I'm not getting burger king anymore

>> No.10070397

wtf i hate salt fag now

>> No.10070467

Those things are fucking amazing when they come from the stall.

Because he's right. That's when they are the best.

>> No.10070475

>rodeo king
well no shit it's unhealthy

>> No.10070489


Shrimp on pizza is dope,

>> No.10070497

That looks remarkable

>> No.10070501

>bugs of the sea
nah, no thanks.

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>> No.10070555

>Hating on shrimp


>> No.10070566

you don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat these eggs

>> No.10070609

I originally thought you said expensive instead of explosive and laughed. Then I reread what you said and found it significantly less funny.

>> No.10070633
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This is why.

>> No.10070660

closed as soon as I saw the monkey paw

>> No.10070661

someone please post the chad vs virgin version of this, it's too good

>> No.10070666
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should be renamed ''normie entertainement.webm''

>> No.10070670

that movie was really comfy

>> No.10070672

>Mfw my doug has spread to other boards
So this is what creating something feels like

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>> No.10070701

anime is always bad

>> No.10070719
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This is a parody right?

>> No.10070729

We told you this place was hell.

>> No.10070873

this is what the world has come to

>> No.10070883

This but unironically

>> No.10070897

oh shut up

>> No.10070910

try this one instead

>> No.10070921
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>the moment she takes off her jacket and you can see her slim body a little better
God I want to be in that nip

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>> No.10070935

What kinda pan does he use, where he can use a metal spatula witout worries?

>> No.10070944

That looks like a common house spider, but I take it it's a brazilian wandering spider?

>> No.10070948

You're like those idiots that receive the wrong order at a restaurant and wait until your food has a few bites left to demand that they replace it.

>> No.10070950


Carbon steel. Same thing woks are made out of.

>> No.10070953

I could do that with 2, kinda. but 4 is insane/

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y-you mean anime is lies?

>> No.10070996

>in a way
all living Chinese are only alive in a way

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That fucking tongue rinse tho

>> No.10071099

Pretty sure Miyazaki said it best, neets... Neets who obsess over being single to such a level they make anime instead of kill themselves.

>> No.10071106

Because japanese neets that pay most money for metch love cute girls doing cute slice-of-life stuff, yuri magical girl, or billionth harem story where worst girl wins.

I swear to god two nukes was not enough for that country.

>> No.10071112

I love this guy.

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>> No.10071181

Cold pizza fucking blows ass, I can't stand this dumbass meme and I don't know why everyone lies about it.

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>> No.10071191

as long as you don't cut the crust off it's still a respectable way of eating 'za

>> No.10071223
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>a guide on how to reheat food

>> No.10071267

>No other sizes of this image found.
>Best guess for this image: girl
>A girl is a female human from birth through childhood and adolescence to attainment of adulthood when she becomes a woman. The term girl may also be used to mean a young woman, and is often used as a synonym for daughter.

Getting bullied by google now. FML

>> No.10071274

It was a cute webm though

>> No.10071325

I'm getting a moderate amount of gay vibes from this.

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>once or twice

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I want one of these

>> No.10071376

why is that funny

>> No.10071380

This is strangely satisfying to watch.

>> No.10071383

It has been like this for quite a while. Use yandex instead. Disclaimer: I don't know where it's from, either.

>> No.10071385


Her name's Tara Berwin, she's 24

>> No.10071394

look at all those fucking gains

>> No.10071407

cooking for milennials.m4v

>> No.10071435

That tortilla is fucking raw. Do these people just eat them straight out of the plastic bag?

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>> No.10071580

what the fuck

>> No.10071593

this is amazing

>> No.10071600
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>Best ways to reheat

Look no further lads

>> No.10071612

i am so turned on right now

>> No.10071648

el abominacion...

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>> No.10071651

Welcome to the worst kind of purgatory
Don't forget, you are here forever

>> No.10071654

I do think there are bots posting and commenting on threads, on all boards, you know the god posts in /b/ with that annoying cut as a picture? or the logs?

Same with some of the posts here, we co/ck/s can't be that reiterative

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>arm tattoos
>wearing wrist jewelry for """"""men"""""" while prepping food
>bucket of oil
>aluminum foil
>metal spatula on Teflon
>squirting ketchup directly onto the fries like butter on popcorn
>unfinished barn wood table top
>plastic wrap
>paper towels

Holy fucking shit.

Instead of using plastic wrap or paper towels. Use small saucers to place over your bowls or place bowls over your plates when storing things in the fridge or reheating them. You save money and there's no trash. Use a steamer for reheating most things you'd normally reheat in the microwave, just put a lid or saucer over it to prevent excess moisture build up, unless it is something like left over spaghetti that actually benefits from the extra moisture. Use a toaster oven for reheating anything that needs to be toasty/crispy. That includes the fries and pizza. Use a baking dish with a lid for things that need to be covered in an oven, instead of using aluminum foil. No oil, no wrappings, & no microwave needed.

>> No.10071691

Fucking disgusting.

>> No.10071705

>we co/ck/s can't be that reiterative
yes we can. someone posts something more than once, another becomes amused by it and starts copying them, ultimately it becomes a subtle in-joke. it happens all the time on here.

>> No.10071724

la creatura...

>> No.10071730

Showry is hilarious.

>> No.10071732

and just like the food, you wouldn't stay in her for long

>> No.10071751

Looks more like the common CGI spider,to me.

>> No.10071762

Isnt she going to die or something?

>> No.10071767


I hate this guy's video's so much. Honestly - it makes me hurt that someone turned out like this.

>> No.10071771
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>Making fun of people.
>Has a picture of an anime girl on his comp.

>> No.10071784

>wasting your money on this
Just pop the slice you want to eat in the oven for Christ's sake.

>> No.10071792

She has some kind of disorder where she doesn't digest food and it just passes straight through her coming out whole at the other end.

>> No.10071809

no she doesn't, that is not a thing, you are just repeating some crap that someone else on /ck/ said.

>> No.10071835
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>> No.10071839

well in his defense at least he didn't turn out to be you

>> No.10071867

>Kingsmill Fruit & Fibre bread

try it this way

>> No.10071874
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See >>10071385

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>> No.10071893

These eggs look like they have tiny individual yokes. What's going on here?

>> No.10071899

whoops, sorries

>> No.10071905

>clearly a babybel

Quail eggs maybe?

>> No.10071909

quail eggs are bigger than that. i'm thinking he could have just made some yolk drops with a turkey baster or something.

>> No.10071927
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>implying theres anything better than being set free from this waking hell

>> No.10071937

Not pastry chefs.
Fucking diner line cooks.A buddy of mine used to be the sous at a busy up scale brunch place and that dude can take four eggs and crack em all perfect.

>> No.10071948

Gotta hand it to them, this was a genius marketing campaign

>> No.10071949

Probably exactly that. Gotta give the guy credit.

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>> No.10071973

The question is why hasn't anyone animated flustered anime faces onto these yet?

>> No.10071981
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>> No.10071998

la creatura...

>> No.10072011

This pisses me the fuck off.
He clearly doesn't know what the fuck he's going for.
>flacidly stabbing and stirring the already broken yolk
>not enough to emulsify the yolk and white
>just kinda...playin around
>oh lets throw some cheese on it.

>> No.10072022

That's the actual end of the video too, there's no payoff

>> No.10072059

I accept my fate

>> No.10072071

asian people look so fucking weird

>> No.10072078

that's because her face is plastic

>> No.10072085

seriously what the fuck?
Like, maybe that was just something you didnt need to record. Maybe you can just enjoy your shitty emu omelette and tell people about it later.

>> No.10072090

What in the fuck is he even doing. What a waste.

>> No.10072092

>those hands
el mutt de las profundidades oscuras al servicio de israel.

>> No.10072100

Those looked like diced red onions to me, which is even worse, really. Should have fucking cooked those first.

>> No.10072104

They really thought that mutt chick making retard faces and holding a giant pile of bullshit in her hands was a great shot, didn't they?

>> No.10072108

I wish i had a toaster oven and a steamer
I hate using the microwave for everything, and it feels like such a waste when i use the oven to heat up a slice of pizza or something.

>> No.10072130

These guys think they're fucking hilarious and geniuses but they're just making total garbage a pothead would come up with.

>> No.10072153

>NY pizza
>goes good with beer
No fucking clue where they got their pizza from but it certainly wasn't a good place

>> No.10072164

This, but also add how Manime became Soyime
How ever manime was always a shit word

>> No.10072246

shame the blenders are worse than vitamix

>> No.10072269

What a waste. My disgust is palpable

>> No.10072402

i'd be ashamed if i made this pile of shit. it's prison shit tier

>> No.10072432

fucking tasty-tier garbage

>> No.10072460


>> No.10072466

>american mainstream normie world

>> No.10072469
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>> No.10072470

whoever made this needs to die

>> No.10072472

fuck off and kill yourself with the rest of the faggots that posted TASTY ((((TM R C)))) shit, worse than jack desu

>> No.10072477
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>> No.10072496
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thank you for this juicy post

>> No.10072527
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>> No.10072539


this is the worst so far for me

>> No.10072545
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>> No.10072548

What pissed me off most was that they didn't even execute their idea well. If you want to make some jank ass red/white/blue pasta salad, fine, but at least do it with some competence, add black or contrasting colors to deepen the blue/red, and use some white coloring on the third bag. I mean, if you're going to earn a living making """professional""" food videos, at least put in a tiny bit of effort.

>> No.10072552

>just do normal fries and add the chetos on top

>> No.10072555

El Monstruo...

>> No.10072576

>Saturn Devouring His Coke

>> No.10072583
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Every time.

>> No.10072599
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She must do so much fucking cardio to eat this much, and stay that small.

>> No.10072618

Take this chance to learn a new skill and do it yourself.

>> No.10072624

She said in a Q&A video that outside of actual competitions, she only eats to 80% full

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>> No.10072630

There's a version with faces. I'm too lazy to look for it though.

>> No.10072662
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Is this supposed to be funny or something?

>> No.10072890

Chinaman cheesecake.

>> No.10072902

It's like if you gave jack a giant egg and went ahead and did his usual retarded shit with it.

>> No.10072905

Jack is far from unique, he just gets the most exposure on 4chan

>> No.10072911

>not butterflying in one cut
>instead goes for the second cut and fucks it up

>> No.10072929

I fucking hate these guys. Every video they make is exactly the same, with some corporate committee, focus group approved, generic style bullshit editing and effects, and all they ever make is the dumbest fucking shit while the presentation acts like it's a culinary masterpiece. It somehow manages to be both smug and condescending, like an 8 year old drawing a shitty rectangle house and oblong yellow sun with a smiley face, all on lined paper, knowing full well everyone's gonna tell him how beautiful it is and that it's gonna get taped to the fridge.

>> No.10072940

Jack is good content though imo because it's like a car crash. The destruction and disappointment is expected, but unique every time.

>> No.10073007

How badly was she burned? I don't speak martian.

>> No.10073038

tripe soup?

>> No.10073055
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I think this is her and that she suffered burns on 80% of her body. I can't promise you it's not an unrelated photo attached to the story by some asshole, though.

>> No.10073147

/r/ing ja/ck/ webms

>> No.10073235


What's wrong with it? It looks delicious.

>> No.10073364

SHAFT doing Koufuku Graffiti and not Yuri Kuma Arashi was the biggest waste in recent anime history.

>> No.10073378

why the fuck is this worth a whole acted out scene?

>put an easily available snack food in a burrito
>add cheese
>have people make stupid faces

this is something someone would make while stoned. i could do this at home.

>> No.10073413

le specimino indigenia

>> No.10073429

That's not anime, that's Reimu.

>> No.10073439


Why that, out of all of these?

>> No.10073443
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Why are people on /ck/ so insecure that they have to shit on everything just because tasty made it? Yeah, they have some stupid as fuck recipes, but some of them look legitimately good.

Stop being fucking sheep in trying to fit into 4chan so hard.

>> No.10073451


Please post some good ones to counteract the bad ones

>> No.10073452
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I only make webms of the silly recipes. Them making a delicious meal isn't any fun

>> No.10073476

There's absolutely no way she can sustainably keep doing that. She's going to end up having a hiatal hernia at that rate.

>> No.10073504

Why aren't american BBQ places a thing in other parts of the world?, I visited the US thinking it was burger country, but the BBQ blows burgers our of the water, we need more of that.

>> No.10073524

It's like a non-stop McDonald's commercial. Everything about it is strategically thought out to make it appeal to as wide a demographic as possible even though everyone with any sense knows it's just dumb garbage.

>> No.10073545


>37 years old

>> No.10073553

>channel makes stupid recipes
>confused when anons call them stupid

>> No.10073562


I put mine over a bowl of water and microwave it a bit to steam it a bit.

They come cooked, what else do you do to them?

>> No.10073568

Because that's literally an asshole's job, brainlet.

>> No.10073570

This is just an irish car bomb with a autistic shot glass

>> No.10073573

What is with Burger King seeming to make a point that their patties are razor thin?

>> No.10073585

he looks like he's trying his hardest to hold in a load of expensive diarrhea

>> No.10073618

the thing that makes me wonder about all these china clips is not that terrible shit happens, but how many fucking cameras do they have everywhere

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>> No.10073670
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Sip girls are my new fetish

>> No.10073710

inferior to based deenz girls

>> No.10073738

looks delicious why do you hate it? oh i know, it's because she's serving it in a fairly unusual way and oh it's tasty so it must be shit right? why are you guys so salty?

>> No.10073744
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Holy fucking goddamn kek!

>> No.10073949
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>> No.10073992

I can almost remember it, but there was some new invention wet sandwich thread that was repeated exactly like some nightmare groundhog day many years ago. I don't recall the proper name.

>> No.10074083

You're a millennial, though, anon.

>> No.10074143

It happens all the time on nearly every board.

>> No.10074228

Can you imagine having to clean that shit up afterward.

>> No.10074349
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Pic related in the Kirin bitters ads is 47

>> No.10074355

There can only be one

>> No.10074477

80% of the traffic is bots simply copy pasting old threads and responses.

>> No.10074548

This is the single most impressive piece of art I've ever seen

>> No.10074611

>All of that drag

Why the hell is that scalpel blade so dull, did this cunt do like 50 takes with the same blade? That's horrific, it's like using the same knife on 40 or 50 patients and expecting it to perform exactly the same way it did the first time you used it. This is suffering.

>> No.10075360

That would be the last thing he ruined if he tried that in my yard

>> No.10075399

>that edge

>> No.10075861

I must confess, I made the burrito at home the other day, was not bad

>> No.10075884

>that soy icecream