Delicious Drug Dinner

[Anonymous No.10065937]

About to take a drug test soon, I've been staying away from Pot for awhile now so I can pass it. Before quitting one of my favorite things to do was smoke a joint and cook or order a meal and play video games or watch a movie.

Once I get my negative results back and the orientation to my new job scheduled, I'd like to celebrate a bit. I'm going to buy an 8th of pot and eat something awesome. What should I make or order?

[Anonymous No.10065941]

dude

[Anonymous No.10065945]

[Anonymous No.10065961]

>>10065937
a bullet

[Anonymous No.10065974]

>>10065937
Best thing to do with pot is eat healthy. Since everything taste better when high.

If you need to celebrate try eating 2 large pizzas in one sitting and make yourself sick. This will trigger conditioning that will result in you wanting to stay healthy and not celebrate again for a while.

[Anonymous No.10065981]

>>10065961
stay mad my dude

[Anonymous No.10065990]

>>10065974
Yeah I want to try and stay away from Pizza. In college Pizza was my number one munchie food and I think I gained a lot of weight doing it. My dealio was they get the pot, and I get the pizza.

Got any cool healthy recipes that you would personally recommend? I always love seeing suggestions.

[Anonymous No.10066025]

>>10065990

I think the healthiest you can get is raw vegan. But I like my meat.

Compare the nutrition of boiled red cabbage to raw red cabbage. Well, according to the internet anyways.

I have been eating nothing but beans, spinach, blueberries, strawberries, red cabbage, broccoli, and making green teas.

- cheap
- never felt better
- only have to cook the beans

[Anonymous No.10066045]

>>10065937
Fried chicken. Or wings. Or a big ass sandwich. Or nachos. Or...fuck man now im hungry

[Anonymous No.10066053]

>>10065990
stir fry with riced cauliflower instead of actual rice
make a brown sauce to pour on top to make it just a little unhealthy but way better high

[Anonymous No.10066058]

>>10066025
>OP wants to have a good time
>anon suggests raw vegan food, the most no-fun-allowed cuisine on the planet

[Anonymous No.10066075]

>>10066058
How is getting high and eating raw vegetables "no-fun-allowed?"

[Anonymous No.10066077]

hahahhaahaa DUDE
hhhahaaa WEED haha DUDE
DUDE 420 LMAO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
WEEEEEED DUDE

[Anonymous No.10066093]

>>10065937
grab your blender and make some blueberry lemonade for a drink, whatever you decide for the ruffage, make some cheesey scalloped potatoes for a side.

[Anonymous No.10066095]

>>10065937
Make a breakfast. Pancakes, bacon, eggs, etc.

[Anonymous No.10066110]

>>10066077
STOP L:IKING THINGS I DONT LIEK

[Anonymous No.10066319]

>>10066075
Most people don't think 'raw vegetables' when they want to have a good time cooking a meal and consuming the finished product while watching a movie. Unless I misread what OPs intentions are.

[Anonymous No.10066341]

>>10066077
t. faggot loser who doesn't even know how to buy drugs

[Anonymous No.10066346]

>>10066341
t. LITERALLY the coolest fucking guy in the entire middle school

[Anonymous No.10066501]

>>10065961
>>10066077
>>10066346
smokelets detected

[Anonymous No.10066717]

My friend and I used to make rainbow sandwiches which was rainbow sherbet between graham crackers as a high snack.

Order Thai food or pizza delivery if you can.

If you do fast food, go to specifically stoner geared joints even if it's a meme. Jack in the Box and Taco Bell are my go to. That, or get really creative with what you order from where you go. I've made a monstrosity of a burger out of 2 in-n-out grilled cheeses and a flying dutchman, Mini California burritos out of Mcdonalds breakfast burritos and their fries, and a 3 layer casserole of Popeye's beans, mashed potatoes and mac and cheese served over the biscuits.

Just some personal stoner delights.

[Anonymous No.10066827]

Make something that takes a lot of babysitting, you'll be stoned and the wait won't be so bad.

This isn't even a thing for me anymore, I smoke before I do any chore. Pop in the headphones and enjoy your tedium.

[Anonymous No.10066876]

>>10066827
oh yeah. cooking/cleaning while high is very satisfying. i also end up doing a more thorough job cleaning than i would have straight

[Anonymous No.10066904]

>>10065937
my personal favorite meal is a steak, asparagus, and mashed potatoes. you can make yours however you like, but i like garlic butter steak with thyme in the cast iron, grilled asparagus with garlic, and then you could even make garlic mashed. i like to make this for my birthday or whenever i have a reason to celebrate.

[Anonymous No.10066928]

>>10065937
Man if I were you I would make ramen. Like from scatch. Noodles, Eggs, Chicken broth, spring onions, beef slices, chilli, soy sauce, wathever

[Anonymous No.10066956]

Get baked and order 1 of everything at Costco. God tier stoner food, and won't be more than 20 usd.

[Anonymous No.10066968]

>>10066077
>stop talking about food on the food board!

[Anonymous No.10066978]

>>10065990
Do a stir fry.

Beef, pork, or chicken
1/2 cup of chopped: Onion, bell pepper, carrot, celery.
1tbs each of diced: ginger, garlic, habanero (or whatever chilli's you can get with some heat)
1/2 cup of fresh basil
1/4 cup of dry roasted unsalted peanuts

Marinate protein in 1/2 tbs dark soy sauce, 1/2 tbs light soy sauce, 1/2 tbs cooking wine, 1/2 tbs sesame oil, 1 tsp of corn starch. Marinate for at least 1/2 hour.

Chop veggies.
Dice ginger/garlic/chili mix
Toss peanuts and basil in a food processor and blend till smooth, adding water if needed.
Drain protein and dry with paper towel.
Heat oil, add protein and get some color.
Add ginger/garlic/chili mix and cook till fragrant, maybe 1 min.
Add veggies and cook until sweated but not mushy.
Add basil peanut sauce, mix, season as needed with salt, and serve over rice or noodles.

[Anonymous No.10066996]

>smoking the herbal jew

Good goy

[Anonymous No.10067020]

>>10066956
>Get baked in parking lot
>Hit up free samples
>Order everything from food court
>Appetizer tasting menu + 5 course meal fit for a king

[Anonymous No.10067734]

>>10066996
>self indoctrination

Good

[Anonymous No.10067739]

>>10066341
>Knowing how to buy legal goods makes you not a faggot loser
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10068011]

>>10066077
Straight edge trip dubs of self righteousness

[Anonymous No.10068018]

>>10067739
>>10067739
Its not legal everywhere, dog cunt.

[Anonymous No.10068028]

>>10066996
>expecting potheads to think about anything but sating their addiction

B-but they can quit anytime!

[Anonymous No.10068030]

>>10065990

GREEN Thai curry. My favourite munchies food

[Anonymous No.10068714]

>>10066077
awww did baby buy an 8th for 60?

[Anonymous No.10068766]

>>10066025
OP Here,

Responding to everyone now! I'm so glad the thread is still up.

>>10066025
I love Broccoli, I use it in every stir fry I make. >>10066045
Those are all delicious. I work at a grilled sandwich shop for now and I make some awesome big ass sandwiches. I like fried chicken too, but it's a lot of calories and I try to stay away from it except on special occasions. I do know some really baller places to get awesome fried chicken though.

>>10066053
I didn't know riced cauliflower was a thing. Thank you for the suggestion, i'm going to look into it.

>>10066978
>>10066978
I LOVE Stir Fry and I'm going to incorporate most of what you said in my next one. I really like cashews and tend to use them in my stir frys over peanuts. I just like the flavor I get from them. It sounds like a delicious marinate.

>>10066996
>implying that smoking the devils lettuce didn't make me more of a bad goy. It was in college while I was high where I realized I'm not a huge fan of liberal politics, and that I could keep all my social views while valuing small government.

>>10068030
I really enjoy red thai curry. It's hard to explain exactly why I like it, but i'm with you, great munchie food. Also theres an awesome thai place nearby if I'm lazy.

>>10066928
That sounds amazing, I want to go to this new Ramen place that opened up right near my work though, I usually get inspired by trying something at a restaurant and then trying to go make it myself after so I know the taste that i'm looking for.


>>10066717
I really like your rainbow sandwich highdea, it's something I will consider. Man Popeyes is so good, I like their spicy chicken. They're one of the few places where I can get spicy chicken I like, I used to get wendys spicy chicken nuggets often when I'd smoke, or after sex, or after sex and smoking. Either way I love the spice. Sometimes KFC's Nashville Hot tenders do the job as well, I really like the sauce.

[Anonymous No.10068779]

>>10066827
I love cooking while high and it never feels like a chore even when I have to do tedious stuff. I'd really enjoy doing prep work while high. Like I'd cut up a bunch of onions and peppers for my sandwiches, eggs, and burgers so toppings aren't such a bitch to get when I want them.


>>10066904
That sounds delicious man, lately I've been making steak in my cast iron as well. I've been a huge fan of the boneless NY Strips. Mashed Potatoes are good too, especially garlic mashed potatoes.

Whenever I make steak I put Ground Pepper, Kosher Salt, and Garlic and Herb spice and it's amazing. I typically put cooked onions and jalapenos on it as well.

[Anonymous No.10068785]

>>10066095
I LOVE Making Eggs, I have some awesome hot sauce to put on them too. Eggs with Bacon and Home Fries are my favorite. I love making Homefries, I make them crispy and spice them just right. I'm a big fan of simple breakfast which to me is scrambled eggs, bacon, and homefries.

[Anonymous No.10069126]

>>10066058
hahahah I don't know why it made me smile, thats a goofy pic right there.

[Anonymous No.10069380]

>>10065937
fucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10069402]

Didn't want to make a thread just for this so I figured I'd post it here.

Don't use fine ground bud as a substitute for flour. Anything you bake will taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.10069461]

>>10068766
>I really like cashews and tend to use them in my stir frys over peanuts.

Substitute the peanut basil / sauce with a cashew / coconut cream sauce and that recipe would be the bomb. Matter of fact, I'm going to do the same damn thing this week.

[Anonymous No.10069674]

>>10069380
You sound mad, why are you so mad?

>>10069402
It's better to get the THC into oil or butter when using it for cooking. However I tend to enjoy smoking or vaping it the most. Whenever I think about trying to make edibles of some sort, I worry about fucking up and wasting weed.

>>10069461
Coconut cream sauce huh? That really sounds good.

[Anonymous No.10071379]

Saving bump

[Anonymous No.10071484]

Cocunut CASHEW cream sauce, dude. Blend the cashews and add the coconut cream to the mix until you get about a 50-50 ratio, then use that as your sauce. Would be the bomb.

[Anonymous No.10073008]

>>10065937
Should go without saying, have fresh fruit and candy to eat while high always

[Anonymous No.10073178]

>>10071484
Oh fuck yeah, i'm going to do this. Thanks dude!

>>10073008
Fresh fruit is amazing, sometimes I just go full lazy and buy precut mangos and pineapples.

BTW This candy is AMAZING! I can't wait to munch on it when i'm high.

[Anonymous No.10074577]

So I have my drug test tomorrow, going to smoke right after.

[Anonymous No.10074594]

>>10065937
turkey club sandwich with fries and a nice beer