/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10061409]

Is this the pinnacle of american cuisine?

[Anonymous No.10061465]

>2600 calories
>263g sugar

How is it legal to sell something like this?

[Anonymous No.10061469]

>>10061465
Because one indulgence wont harm you?

[Anonymous No.10061480]

>>10061469
>implying the degenerates that buy this kind of shit can stop at just one

[Anonymous No.10061481]

>>10061409
I got diabetes looking at that what the fuck why would people sell this

[Anonymous No.10061485]

>>10061465
it's legal in the same way as firearms and vehicles. it's up to consumer to control and moderate themselves. however, consumers lack education and don't understand the harmful effects of high caloric sugar treats.

[Anonymous No.10061514]

>>10061409

i have actually had the large oreo shake at BK which i believe is half the calories (1000) of this
it was genuinely the most disappointing fast food purchase i've ever made. the calories were, if anything, enticing, as i thought it would be a delicious oreo flavoured smoothie. it barely tasted like oreo and was just disappointing. reminded me of fruit punch arizona, metric fuckton of sugar but you'd think they were trying to make it a diet version from the taste
i'd get this abomination just to make up for that

[Anonymous No.10061523]

>>10061409
i love how everyone not from the US on 4chan (all the boards)
are enthralled with us. it's flattering, really

[Anonymous No.10061529]

>>10061523
They still can't get over the fact we won the war even though it was over 200 years ago.

[Anonymous No.10061535]

>>10061523
we are the token idiot that everyone pokes with a stick *shrugs

[Anonymous No.10061636]

>>10061523
Don't worry, if the US didn't exist we would be making fun of another retarded country like France.

It's just that you are the best at making your country look like a shithole.

[Anonymous No.10061661]

[Anonymous No.10061773]

>>10061661
>LITERALLY FUCKING ANYTHING
wow epic argument bro you're right america does nothing wrong i am truly enlightened by your post

[Anonymous No.10061820]

>>10061409
Don't worry about us. Worry about yourself.

[Anonymous No.10061830]

>>10061773
>t. Triggered bong

[Anonymous No.10061921]

>>10061830
Shouldn't you be watching your Commander in Chief make an even bigger ass of himself right now, mutt?

[Anonymous No.10061929]

>>10061465
Stop pushing your control-left agenda on other boards.

[Anonymous No.10061942]

[Anonymous No.10061956]

>>10061409
>263g of sugar
oof and I thought the calories were bad. looks good though, many a more reasonable 16 oz would be nice for a treat but jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.10062032]

>>10061929
Yeah, you should support the corporate fascists subsidizing shit food and HFCS so they can be sold at disproportionately lower prices than quality fresh food.

[Anonymous No.10062061]

>>10061921
U mad

[Anonymous No.10062077]

I don't see the problem. You get enough nutrients to last you an entire day for like $3 assuming you have a relatively labourous job.

[Anonymous No.10062282]

>>10061773
Glad you came to terms with it. Everyone makes mistakes. You are forgiven, my friend.

[Anonymous No.10062287]

>>10061409
That thing would be delicious and you know it, envious bastard

[Anonymous No.10062288]

>>10062032
>corporate
>fascists

[Anonymous No.10062295]

>>10061469
They're halal types, that what europe is now. Indulgences would make them have to lob heads off of infidels.

[Anonymous No.10062302]

>>10061921
As opposed to shillary?
Stop crying and get out of your closet, your anointed one didn't win. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.10062312]

>>10062077
Sugar is not nutritious.

[Anonymous No.10062322]

>>10062312
So what? Are you gonna lob heads over it?

[Anonymous No.10062348]

Here's the pinnacle of euro cuisine.

[Anonymous No.10062352]

Yup, you eurofags are really up on us.

[Anonymous No.10062358]

Now eat your soylent green wafers and shut up because that's what big brother EU counsil tells you to do.

[Anonymous No.10062376]

>>10061409
All these people talking about the calories and sugar. While those two are indeed horrendous, look at the fucking SALT in that thing.

[Anonymous No.10062384]

>>10061469
I am fairly sure that eating 263g of sugar all at once can in fact harm you.

>Because of the unique way we metabolize fructose, it creates a stress response in the liver that can exacerbate inflammation. High doses of sugar can make the liver go into overdrive. That's one reason excess fructose is a "key player" in the development of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, where fat accumulates in the liver in the absence of alcohol abuse.

[Anonymous No.10062386]

>>10062376
A lot of assumptions there, and why did you cap salt? It's makes you seem like a creep straight from alex jones, do you believe in lizard people?

[Anonymous No.10062388]

>>10061523
Same reason Jackposting and food gore threads are so popular. People love a good freakshow.

[Anonymous No.10062392]

>>10062388
Gotta have some freakish clowns.

[Anonymous No.10062411]

>shitposting this hard on 4chan.com/r/ck/ in 2007+11

[Anonymous No.10062412]

>>10062386
>why did you cap salt?
For emphasis, it seems outrageous that a "milkshake" would have that incredible amount of sodium in it.

>do you believe in lizard people?
Better question is do they believe in me.

[Anonymous No.10062428]

>>10062411
Instead of being a faggit you could have written 2018 but no, look at me look at me I can green text with math.

GTFO!

[Anonymous No.10062445]

>>10062412
There's no harm in some salt in things if you haven't fucked your body up. Check it out, a little bit of salt on watermelon is really very good, it enhances the flavor a lot.

But no, you've been listening to too much dr phil and other weirdos that don't know what their talking about except to sell some products of their own. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.10062453]

Always remember and look for it, follow the money. They're always selling some product. Always.

[Anonymous No.10062455]

>>10062412
Because it is made of Oreo cookies and they contain salt. Pretty simple really.

[Anonymous No.10062459]

>>10062455
So what? What's your point precisely?

[Anonymous No.10062465]

>>10062455
People like you are never precise about anything, you're nothing better than simple parrots.

[Anonymous No.10062468]

>>10062455
>serving size 34g
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.10062475]

>>10062468
It's clearly made up bullshit. Don't fall for it.

[Anonymous No.10062478]

>>10062288
>govt. whores bought and paid for implementing policies favorable to and dictated by the corporations who pay the most to them isn't corporate fascism
The absolute state of the right!

[Anonymous No.10062485]

>>10062478
Given that obama and clinton were in office way before and enacted these things, why don't you mention that?

[Anonymous No.10062489]

>>10062478
Forgetting to mention that is in "inconvenient truth" that you fags really hate.

[Anonymous No.10062494]

>>10062459
My point is that the salt in the oreo milkshake comes from the salt in the oreo cookies. Not sure how I could have explained it better than that.

>>10062465
Did you even read the conversation or are you just parroting shit?

>>10062468
approximately 3 cookies

[Anonymous No.10062495]

>>10061409
Look at the serving size. That's more than a quart of shake. Probably enough dessert for four or five people.

>>10062455
You're telling me they fit three quarters of a whole pack of oreos into it?

[Anonymous No.10062506]

>>10062494
Yeah but that screenshot is bullshit, it's madeup to promote your agenda.

Nice on the parrot comment, you're just copying what I said. Fucking parrot.

[Anonymous No.10062508]

>>10062455
>oreos
>salt

this is why amerilards are so fucking fat.

kill yourself tonight faggot

[Anonymous No.10062517]

>>10062508
Eurotard stuff has to be halal now.
nuff said.

[Anonymous No.10062523]

>>10062445
>There's no harm in some salt
>a little bit of salt
1770mg does not count as a little bit of salt. And yeah you are probavbly going to do your body some harm drinking one of these, especially because if you are the type of person to buy this crap, you probably bought it to cap off your lunch of 2 big macs and a super sized fries and coke.

>you've been listening to too much dr phil and other weirdos
Sorry I've never even seen Dr. Phil aside from webms or youtube clips. Why are you so defensive?

[Anonymous No.10062528]

>>10062495
Thats over a litre and oreos are pretty small so I can see fitting 10 of them no problem.

>>10062506
Blame google for putting it first image then. If you want to go out and take a picture of the nutritional info on a pack of Oreo's to prove me wrong go ahead.

[Anonymous No.10062541]

>>10062455
>>10062528
>3 cookies 160mg sodium
>1 shake 1770 mg sodium
Call me crazy, but I think your math might be a little off

[Anonymous No.10062543]

>>10062384
>we metabolize fructose
Milk products contain fructose.

[Anonymous No.10062544]

>>10062523
Where did you get that information from? Be specific if you can.

I think that those that suck up to dr phil, oatfra and alex jones are mental cases.

[Anonymous No.10062547]

>>10062528
>so I can see fitting 10 of them no problem
Are you sure about that? 1770mg sodium is around 11 servings of oreos. According to >>10062494 that's 33 cookies in a liter of shake.

[Anonymous No.10062551]

>>10062494
>the salt in the oreo milkshake comes from the salt in the oreo cookies.
The milkshake has the same amount of salt as 30 cookies, assuming you are correct about the serving size equaling 3 cookies. Which would be the same (30 Vs. 45) as eating the entire bag going by >>10062455

I doubt anyone would think that that milkshake was the same as eating an entire bag of Oreos.

[Anonymous No.10062558]

>>10062547
I eat that one a day, that's how I get my vitamins and minerals and shit.

[Anonymous No.10062596]

>>10062523
>1770mg does not count as a little bit of salt
The FDA says you're fine if you stay below 2300g of sodium a day and that's playing it safe, 1770mg of sodium is nothing considering this would go over the daily caloric requirement of an average man with a moderately active lifestyle. So no, this is not an impressive amount of sodium by any stretch of the imagination.

>>10062541
Ice cream has salt in it you fucking retards, have you ever looked at the label on a container of milk in your life?

>>10062468
are you just some fat fuck that's never weighed his food or something?

[Anonymous No.10062599]

>>10061409
American cuisine is fluid and constantly changing, unlike older culture cuisine which is stagnant. Old world on suicide watch.


t. New world kiwi

[Anonymous No.10062602]

The put all the salt in there, one to enhance the flavor, and two to mask the sugar. If you can't visualize 263g of sugar, it is about one and a third cup, even dissolved in 36 ounces of liquid, that would be sickeningly sweet on it's own.

[Anonymous No.10062643]

>>10062596
>are you just some fat fuck that's never weighed his food or something?

Are you some weird fuck who weighs his oreos? I haven't eaten an oreo since I was around 12, so no, I don't know what to do with the fact that a serving of oreos is 34g.
Please tell me why it isn't simpler to just say 3 cookies, and then please get your head examined.

[Anonymous No.10062671]

>>10062596
>The FDA says you're fine if you stay below 2300g of sodium a day and that's playing it safe, 1770mg of sodium is nothing
74% of your daily intake in a single drink counts as nothing to you? That's 3/4 of all the salt you are supposed to consume in a entire day, taken in over a pretty short span of time. And given the sort of people that this kind of beverage targets, you know full well, it is going to severely push them over that 2300mg limit. No one is going to buy this and then say "oh I better mind my sodium intake for the rest of today"
For reference a Big Mac has 1007mg, the meme McChicken has 817mg, this has nearly as much salt as the two combined.

[Anonymous No.10062801]

>>10062643
Seriously, who the fuck goes around eating oreos all day?

[Anonymous No.10062805]

>>10062671
>74% of your daily intake in a single drink counts as nothing to you?
For over 100% of your daily calories it's not significantly high. It only stands out if you don't have the spare brainpower to think about the proportions. 1700mg of salt isn't as bad for you as your daily caloric requirements coming alongside 263g of sugar without a daily recommendation for a single micronutrient.

>>10062643
Because they have piss-poor quality control and have to account for the irregularities between cookies, and because giving weight obscures how much you're eating to people who only casually glance at it, which is always the idea with junk food. Go look at a small bag of chips when you're checking out, at best you'll get a weight, "approx. X chips" and a servings per container of some non-interger like 2.5. Now fuck off you obese shithead.

[Anonymous No.10062810]

>>10062671
So what? Once in a while isn't a bad thing.
You're gonna get ulcers and shit worrying about every calorie, I bet I live longer than you will and I'm about to order a fucking pizza.

[Anonymous No.10062820]

Some of these twats with an agenda to push are really dumber than a box of rocks.

[Anonymous No.10062837]

>>10062805
interger
Yeah you're the math expert.

[Anonymous No.10062858]

>>10062837
And that's the best retort you've got.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10062866]

>>10062805
>have to account for the irregularities between cookies
>approx. X chips
What do you think the "approx" means in that description dumbfuck?

>obscures how much you're eating to people who only casually glance at it
Not even what we're talking about; you started this argument by acting outraged that I never weighed oreos before. Get a fucking job loser

[Anonymous No.10062884]

>>10062858
I didn't retort to anything, I just thought it stupid that someone claiming knowledge can't use proper English.

Maybe it's some crap ass h1b, I don't know I haven't looked into it. But I do know that it's not "interger." If you want cheap and easy that's what you get with h1bs.

[Anonymous No.10062905]

>>10062866
Holy shit kill yourself, you're the one that freaked out when you saw a weight on a nutrition facts sheet. Are those really so fucking incomprehensible to you?

>>10062884
yeah I typed interge the first time and didn't bother proofreading, sue me

[Anonymous No.10062924]

>>10062905
>Are those really so fucking incomprehensible to you
Considering I haven't thought about or looked at an oreo since I grew pubic hairs, yeah it is incomprehensible to me.
As an aside I think you may have anger issues. Seek help

[Anonymous No.10062932]

>>10062905
I'll take you to small claims court with Judge Judy.

[Anonymous No.10062957]

>>10062924
Literally any food would be the same, this has nothing to do with oreos dumbass. But I'm sorry I hurt your feelings with mean words on 4chan.

>>10062932
ok but I don't think this is spicy enough to get televised

[Anonymous No.10062994]

>>10062957
I know it's not. I was being stupid but I was offered that once to go there vs a plumber which I sued in civil court. We both said no on that. On the day of the court appearance the dude showed up with a blank check and all I asked for was just for the deposit back which was it was all about. No court stuff was necessary. I suspect that had it gone to court then they would have lost and it would have been a ding on their license.

They got off easy, I only wanted my deposit money back. The guy really looked surprised when that was all I asked for.