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How did I do /ck/?

Udon noodle soup, ham & bologna sandwich, and whole milk

>> No.10055166

>>10055085
1/10, no effort at all except heating shit up

>> No.10055172

>>10055085
hams aren't square

>> No.10055254

>>10055172
>square ham not best ham

>> No.10055301

>>10055085
One sandwich too many, and milk is a weird combo with soup udon. Otherwise it looks fine.

>> No.10055328

>>10055085

youve just had 2/3rds of your daily calorie intake for breakfast. good job

>> No.10055486

>>10055328
DELET THIS

>> No.10055740

>>10055172
>americans can only count to 4

>> No.10055775

>>10055328
>milk 200 calories
>2 sandwhiches 600 calories
>udon noodles 350 calories
thats only 1150 calories and the average daily calorie intake for a normal male is 3000 so not even 1/2 idiot

>> No.10055909

>>10055775
I think you are low balling us on the calories there anon

>> No.10055921

>>10055775
Most sources I googled say 2500 cal for a man

>> No.10055935

>>10055775
Lol

>> No.10057047

>>10055486
OP gave us OC...

>> No.10057619
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10057619

I made this the other morning, it was going to be a long day of hunting so i decided to have hard breakfast.

in order of bottom to top.
>toast
>Cream Spinach and onions with garlic
>Venison onion Sausage
>Scrambled egg
>toast

>>10055085
>Bologna on bread
>not fried
what a waste

soup looks good though.

>> No.10057649

>>10055085
Looks like a big slop of shit.

>> No.10057681

have some fruit next time

>> No.10057700

>>10057619
i bet you have a wife or gf or fiancee

>> No.10057723
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10057723

>>10057700
>fiancee
who's Luger do you think this is?

>> No.10057756

>>10057619
>>10057723
Buy some real plates.
Why are so many Americans using disposable ones? fuck

>> No.10057771

>>10057756
when you live in a sort of shack, its easier to replace plates than to keep real ones. Especially when you have to wash your dishes in your bathroom sink.

>> No.10057793

>>10057723
>who's Luger do you think this is?
your fiancee's

>> No.10057847

>>10057756
Bobby Sue, Billy Bob's sister/fuck, keeps breaking all the dinnerware in the singlewide when she gets pissed at her bf, Tyrone, because he went back to Shaniqua for a few days. Hence, paper plates until the next welfare check.

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>>10057756
>chop

>> No.10057879

>>10057619
>>10057723
>a literal nazi posting here
i cant even

>> No.10057927
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10057927

>>10055166
Cooking
Noun
>the practice or skill of preparing food by combining, mixing, and heating ingredients.

>> No.10057985

>>10057793
yup, she has great taste.

>> No.10058792

>>10057619
Bologna fried....

Like toasty pepperoni on a pizza?

>> No.10058797

>>10055085
Nigga you fat

>> No.10059019

>>10057927
saved to my /tg/ folder as "dwarven hot dog"

>> No.10060206

>>10058797
No need to call this anon this, there is no fried chicken, watermelon and grape drink present.

>> No.10060335
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10060335

Rate my breakfast
- sunny side up fresh egg (pastured hens)
- beet tops
- sauerkraut
- full fat yogurt with blueberry and walnuts/pecans
- beef broth and beet juice

>> No.10060421

>>10060335
perfect breakfast m8
what about that cup? did you made it? you know where i can get it? what material is made off?

>> No.10060460

>>10055085
Almost literally only carbs. Disgusting.

>> No.10060477

>>10060335
I like you.

>> No.10060482

>>10060335
Mirin your beef broth for brekkie...

>> No.10060591

>>10059019
If you are a /tg/ /ck/ crossover I hope you have seen this.

https://imgur.com/gallery/BWnHF

>> No.10060608

>>10055775
An average adult male consumes in excess of 20.000 calories a day, dumb twink.

>> No.10060616

>>10060421
Not op, but that's just a ceramic mug. Google ceramic pottery mug and you should be able to find something similar

>> No.10060639

>>10060616
thank you m8 i fucking love that cup

>> No.10060653

>>10060206
or crime.

>> No.10060659
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>>10060421
Thanks :3 The cup is from a local potter, it's called stoneware though that's a pretty general term. This one is maybe 15 years old, last I was there yhey still make mugs in the general shape but are doing a different style of glazing. I dont think they have an online store. There might be some cool potters near you?

>>10060477
Thanks, wishing you many luxurious breakfasts

>>10060482
Feels good man. I like to keep a pot simmering almost constantly, adding water as I use it. It's so much easier when it's hot and ready rather than cold in the fridge and with the long cook feels like I'm getting most out of the bone.

>> No.10060664

>>10055085
>bologna
Disgusting

>> No.10060698

>>10060591
Jesus fucking christ, anon. C'mon.

>> No.10060803

>>10055085
>TWO sandwiches
>milk
>soup for some reason

How do you fucks eat so much? I can barely eat more than 2 eggs in the morning.

>> No.10060823

>>10060803
Why you such a chump?

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Not pictured was the El Yucateco Mayan Sauce I dosed the eggs with.

Breddy tasty.

>> No.10060850

>>10055085
Those Kirkland Signature mixed nuts?

>> No.10060932

>>10058792
you have no culture.

>> No.10061446

>>10060659
That's not mccarty is it?

>> No.10061495

I have 2 hash browns, baked beans and scrambled eggs for breakfast every Monday. Is this bad for you?

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10061786

>>10061495
>Is this bad for you?
no, not really. It depends on how much you eat and what you do through out the day.

>> No.10061815

>>10061786
>i have a micropenis so i have to post my penis surrogate popgun in a pic of food to prove i'm a man
You're worse than an attention whoring gril. Just transition already.

>> No.10061893

>>10060335
Beef broth? Do you just drink that or pour it over shit?
Everything else makes perfect sense to me though.

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10061897

>>10061815
>I felt the need to make fun of others on an anonymous internet imageboard
Pathetic

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>>10061815
>oh no, someone has hobbies i dont agree with.
>I should insult them so they know how much i dont like it.
I like guns and i like food.

>> No.10061907

>>10061901
post more guns please

>> No.10061915

>>10055085
Excess sodium/10

>> No.10061925

What cheese should I use on eggs?

>> No.10061994

>>10061925
American, the only cheese*.

*Cheese Product

>> No.10062012
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>>10061907
Ive run out of pictures with food and differnt guns.

sooooo liquor and guns.

>> No.10062021

>>10061815
>i'm such a mewling dickless faggot i have to complain about actual men who shoot back
>a bloo bloo bloo

>> No.10062042

>>10062012
thank

>> No.10062057

>>10062012
thought that's an alpirsbacher, but it's just a franziskaner

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>>10062057
I wish I knew how to get Alpirsbacher dunkelbrau in the states but I think it wouldn't be as good as I remember it.

>> No.10062091

ITT: /k/fag gets buttblasted and his penis envying circlejerkers start wailing and gnashing their teeth.

>> No.10062171

>>10057619
>>10062091
>gun 1000$
>plate 0.08$
>knife 20$
>cutting bored 5$
>Libtards bitching about your gun....Priceless.

>> No.10063327
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10063327

>>10060850
Kirkland Signature Unsalted Mixed Nuts

>> No.10063340

>>10063327
My nigga.

>> No.10063351

>>10063327

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7EF44y3X3Y

>> No.10063369

>>10063327
Pecans get a weird texture when mixed with other nuts.

>> No.10064018

>>10063369
Anon, you are just nuts....

>> No.10064062

>>10063327
>unsalted
Godly taste, my friend

>> No.10064170

>>10055085
You attempted to make breakfast and instead made half a lunch and half a supper. Proud of your silly mistake or perhaps completely oblivious, you decided to post your fuck-up to /ck/ to relish perversely in the ensuing admonishment.

Looks tasty, save for that shit-looking toast.

>> No.10064208

>>10064170
Stomach judges none.

>> No.10064217

>>10055085
That's not a breakfast.

>> No.10064367

Has anyone tried peanut butter spread on french toast? I want to find ways to stack protein on shit without bringing in more carbs, and I like french toast.

>> No.10065307

>>10055921
>>10055775
i am a 182 cm tall male with an office job. I need at most 2000 more like 1900.

so way too much food there (at least for one meal)

>> No.10065317

>>10055921
Perhaps that's the case for man(lets)

>> No.10065369

>>10060335
That egg looks perfect

>> No.10065405

>>10055085
how can you eat so much anon

>> No.10065416
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10065416

>>10064367
Here ya go.

>> No.10065427

>>10061901
0/10 breakfast

>> No.10065435
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10065435

Americans will say this is disgusting

>> No.10065454

>>10065435
It is. Your tableware is pathetic. Is that a children's set?

>> No.10065462

>>10065454
It’s the fish in which it was cooked, genius. It’s only me eating so I’m not gonna make a plate dirty just to eat a trout.

>> No.10065471

>>10065462
>fish
Dish.
It was delicious af btw. Trout, thyme, garlic, ginger, lemon. No sugar, no butter, no sugar, no added fat, no sugar, no treacle, no sugar, no chocolate, no sugar and no sugar. Not expecting amerilards to like it.

>> No.10065473

>>10065435

That is disgusting. Do you live in a 3rd world prison or something?

>> No.10065491

>>10065473
Ignorant peasant.
https://thecornishfishmonger.co.uk/seatrout.html

>> No.10065501

>>10065491

What does that link have to do with anything, or the fact that what you posted is disgusting? Are you high or something?

>> No.10065503

>>10065501
It's ok to be jealous and poor, anon. It's not your fault that fresh, organic food is so alien to you. Poor dumpling.

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Cheesy morning fix incoming.

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10065884

>>10065878
Nuked to perfection.

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>>10065884
Did I hit cheesiest heaven, /ck/?

>> No.10066353
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10066353

Since my thread got deleted, I'll just post here. I was rolling for egg based breakfast, and I made the first anon's choice.
>eggs in a basket with mushrooms and cheese
I sauteed the mushrooms with some shallot in butter and seasoned with salt and pepper. Cooked the eggs in a basket on one side, and (after purusing my cheese drawer) decided to make a parmesan crust on the other side. So, i coated the other side before flipping in finely grated parmesan, flipped, and raised the heat slightly so I'd get a crust while keeping soft yolks. Plated it, and topped with the mushrooms and added some grape tomatoes I blistered in the pan alongside.
Unfortunately my lighting is shit, so it doesn't look as nice in the pic as it did in real life. I also took a close up where you can actually see the parmesan crust. Whatever....

>> No.10066461

>>10065471
>implying Americans don't eat fresh fish for breakfast.
Nigger, you're dumb.

>> No.10067375

>>10066461
Fish good with eggs as breakfast.

>> No.10067384

>>10065891
are you the guy with the fiancee who has a luger

>> No.10067389

>>10066353
i thought this was french toast with chocolate sauce and cherries.

either way, eggs in a basket with shroomies and matoes still sounds good

>> No.10067774

>>10067384
I couldn't be that accomplished, while eating my favorite tendies.

>> No.10070346

>>10055085
Seems like an odd combination to me, but you do you, pardner!

>> No.10070937

>>10060591
>halfling and gnome with a metric shitton of food
R*ddit was a mistake

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10071391

>>10065435
A fresh fish for breakfast sounds nice to me
>>10065369
Thank you it was delicious. Today I let them go a little long :(

2 chicken eggs from my hens and 2 quail eggs from my neighboe topped with salmon roe
Onion, hen-of-the-woods, and kale in bacon grease and broth
Sauerkraut
Strawberries and 1/2 avocado
Beet juice and water

>> No.10071425

>>10061893
I drink it straight and cook with it, using broth in place of water for savory dishes (soups, sauces, casseroles but also for making rice, wilting greens, etc)