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Is durian the prostate orgasm of fruits?

>> No.10047717

Smelly and overrated? Yeah

>> No.10047733

I'd say it's more like the prostate cancer of friits

>> No.10047797

Finally got my hands on one the other week. Def overhyped a bit but by no means bad. Incredibly sweet though, far worse than the smell. The smell I got used to pretty quickly and it didn't fill the house or anything but I stepped out for a bit and when I got back within a couple of feet of it it did hit me again. I ate half chilled down, the other half I did the common jam recipe - just reduced and reduced in a saucepan - left out any additional sugar, just used pink salt and a pinch of cayenne. Was really nice on a cransky. Alien as fuck thing to cut open.

>> No.10047844

>>10047717
>p orgasm
>overrated
roastie detected

>> No.10047891

ITT: Soybois

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>>10047891
For liking it, disliking it or discussing it at all?

>> No.10047958

>>10047844
Fag

>> No.10047963

>>10047797
>Incredibly sweet though
I've heard people say it tastes sweet like some kind of custard.
But when I tried one it tasted (and smelled) like rotten onions and death. Repellant in every possible way.

I wonder if it has the same thing going on as Cilantro?

>> No.10047983

>>10047963
you propably were breathing to much while you ate it

>> No.10048031

>>10047844
For all the work that goes into it and how actually gay it is, yeah I'd say it's overrated

>> No.10048039

>>10047963
There are many breeds of durian. If you got the exported ones, they are never as good as the ones we get locally. If you ever come to Malaysia, try to find the Musang King variety.

>> No.10048046

>>10047963
Wasn't fresh-fresh. Grown in QLD, Aus, snap frozen and sent down to Melbourne. Sugary banana custard with a texture very close to kinda slimy but not unenjoyable. It was absolutely ripe when I had it too. A little greener might be good to try. Also think it'd make a dynamite sorbet.

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10048150

Don't mind me just being the best fruit

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>>10048150
>tomato is a fruit

>> No.10048179

>>10048157
that's persimmon

>> No.10048675

>>10048157
>>10048179
Lmao

>> No.10048829

>>10047797
Don't cut. Pull. It wants to be eaten, just not by tiny critters who won't move the seeds.

>> No.10048843

>>10047983
Likely this. I gave some to a fat guy and he hated it but all my thinbois react neutral or positive.

>> No.10048921

>enjoyed by gay cunts
>posted incessantly on 4chan
>smelly and overrated

Guess so

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>>10048150

plebian.

>> No.10049031

>>10048969
inconvenient grapes with lower nutrient content

>> No.10049220

>>10048150
Why are persimmons so comfy? They taste like how laying in bed on a cold Autumn evening feels

>> No.10049224

>>10048039
Fucking this.

>> No.10049305

>>10048031
>all that work

what work? an enema that takes no effort and 5 minutes with a vibrator egg is hardly work

>> No.10049327

>>10049031
>inconvenient

it's the easiest fruit to peel

>> No.10049356

>>10047710
No, durian exists.

>> No.10049363

>>10048969
Tasty and easily opened, but it's often messy and leaves everything sticky.

>>10048150
Very amazing, but sometimes they have an incredibly bitter after taste for no discernible reason (yes, they were ripe when I ate them). The russian roulette of fruits for me.

>> No.10049364

>>10049327
Grapes don't need to be peeled.

>> No.10049373

>>10049305
I eat clean, so I don't even need the enema if I play right after pooping. Platinum cure silicone toys so they can be pressure steamed.

>> No.10049380

>>10047710
Nothing even comes close.
Hail to the king, baby!

>> No.10049383

>>10049356
I just had a prostate orgasm and then ate a segment of durian.

>> No.10049400

>>10049383
You're delusional. And that wasn't durian.

>> No.10049402

By the way, if you have only tasted some imported/frozen/old specimen you are not qualified to answer.
The whole thing about it having a gross smell, putting it in the same category as something like surströmming, is a meme.

>> No.10049459

>>10049305
>>10049373
You're both gay

>> No.10049572

>>10049459
gay enough to have an otter bf

>> No.10049799

>>10048039
Finally, someone who knows their Durian

>> No.10049807

>>10047710
It's similarly addicting.

>> No.10049893

>>10048150
those fuckers taste like dish soap