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What's your favorite kind of cake?

>> No.10038059

>eating cake
grow up

>> No.10038060
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10038060

Tunnocks Tea Cake

>> No.10038063

>>10038059
It's okay for adults to eat cake at birthdays, weddings, anniversaries, business related gatherings, and graduations.

>> No.10038065

>>10038056
Sacher. It's peerless.

>> No.10038074

>>10038063
I eat cake whenever I feel like baking a pretty cake, I eat it and then I give some to everyone else to cheer them up

>> No.10038077

>>10038059
>be my 37th birthday
>mom bangs on my bedroom door and demands that I come down stairs to celbrate my birthday, thus, interupting my hearthstone session.
>what a bitch
>I stomp down the damn stairs
>ignore the vast accumulation of my relatives
>blow out the candles and pretend to make a wish because I'm an athiest and don't have time for voodoo bullshit
>stomp off before the start singing "happy birthday"
>"don't you want some of your birthday cake anon?"
>"I'm 37, a grown goddamn man, not 12 years old! Of course I don't want any cake you stupid bitch"
>I can hear my grandmother crying so I have to put my headphones on to listen to muh games

>> No.10038082

>>10038074
Well you are immature.

>> No.10038083

carrot or cheese cake. nothing else.

>> No.10038096

>>10038074
m-mommy?

>> No.10038099

>>10038082
Have you ever heard of the concept of being super sane as compared to insanity? I am super mature, not immature, I am so mature that I could never be bothered by childish things like wanting to be perceived as mature, this make me super mature.

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>>10038099
Yeah, cause you definitely don't seem bothered right now, oh wait...

>> No.10038115

>>10038074
>then I give some to everyone else to cheer them up
Why is everyone around you unhappy?

>> No.10038117

I like red velvet and confetti

>> No.10038122

>>10038115
Because they're around him.

>> No.10038217

>>10038077
I know this entire post is ironic but I'm surprised how many atheists I run into on the daily that self-identify as superstitious.

>> No.10038232
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Jaffa Cake

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>>10038056
Walnuts improve it a lot

>> No.10038242

>>10038232
and they help cure cancer

>> No.10038247

>>10038060
These are called "niggertits" in my country

>> No.10038251
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>>10038056
Chocolate chocolate, just like I like my women.

>> No.10038253

>>10038247
american "culture"

>> No.10038823

>>10038115
Because they want cake.

>> No.10038835

my birthday is soon

what kind of cake should i make?

i really want to make a white cake with strawberry frosting. 2 layers. i will bring it in to work and share with coworkers

>> No.10038843

>>10038240
I'm sure it tastes just fine but goddamnit does it look disgusting

>> No.10038917

>>10038835
I would say....funfetti

>> No.10038933
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>>10038059
>>eating cake
>grow up
>haha I am such an adult look at all these children eating cake lol they're so childish and I'm such a mature adult

>> No.10038940
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>>10038056
>What's your favorite kind of cake?
OP, that looks a bit like worms trying to come out of that shit colored cake, icky choice of color and curl on those guys, far too realistic.

NY cheesecake
carrot cake or spice cake, it's about the cream cheese icing
flourless chocolate cake, it's about the fudgy truffle texture

I like a few old fashioned cakes, a big banana-rum bundt cake marinating in aged rum for days. Fruit cake, the dark kind (I miss you grandma!). Lady Baltimore cake has the fruity filling. Lane cake. Hummingbird cake. Lane cake. Burnt sugar cake. I make mom's pineapple upside down cake occasionally when my trees have fruit, whether mango or starfruit ripe (the stars are pretty on top and nicely flavored).

Cuba bakeries (Miami) do amazing cuban party cakes, where the moist sponge rum-soaked layers are separated by flan, and thickened tropical fruit like guava or pineapple, and iced in that marshmallowy good boiled meringue icing. It'd be hell to make at home, so much work. Tres leches, if done well with the proper sponge and icing, simply love it.

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>>10038056
Coffee cake

>> No.10039026

I like red velvet but I am not a fan of cream cheese frosting.

Is anyone else annoyed at the amount of frosting is normally put on cakes these days? The ratio of cake to frosting is terrible, I end up throwing away a huge glob of frosting whenever I get some cake.

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>>10038056
dominican guava

>> No.10039066

>>10038253
>>10038060
They are called niggerkisses in various countries.

>> No.10039067

>>10038056
red velvet

>> No.10039123

>>10038056
Dare I ask if this is filled with Devil food cake?

>> No.10039464

>>10038059
moron

>> No.10039536

>>10038056
This shit looks like cockroach trap with worms stuck inside it.

>> No.10039538

>>10038056
Not naming pic CakeMeUp.jpg
You go to hell,xir!

>> No.10039874
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10039874

Would kill a man for carrot cake.

>> No.10039914

>>10038056
Why does that cake have pubes?

>> No.10039926

>>10038917
good choice

>> No.10039937
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>>10038083
>carrot or cheese cake
My nigga don't forget coconut cake.

>> No.10040123
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>>10038056
Beer/spice-cake with buttercreme and raisins.
So good you'll only need one slice.

>> No.10040127

It's my 26th birthday today. Please post me a birthday cake.

>> No.10040193

>>10038247
>>10039066
why tho?

>> No.10040198

>>10038083
>>10039937
>carrot and coconut cakes
Its like you purposesly chose the two cakes with the worst textures.

>> No.10040205

>>10038063
>business related gatherings
Nothing says 'serious business gathering' like a businessman eating a slice of cake

>> No.10040208

>>10038077
>>10038217
superstitious is not the same as religious
when did people start thinking it was?

>> No.10040210

>>10038059
>being this insecure about your maturity
Sounds like you're the one that needs to grow up

>> No.10040219

The only cake I actually get excited for is a lemon cake with lemon curd and cream cheese icing. Everything else I just as soon wouldn’t eat it.

>> No.10040649

>>10038242
I swear to god look it up Steve.

>> No.10040653

>>10038835
Make sure to cum in the cake mix so you know your coworkers are consuming a part of you.

>> No.10040691

>>10038056
I can't cake up

>> No.10040727

>>10038056
Is that cake supposed to look like sperm fertilizing an egg?

>> No.10040998
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vacherin framboise, can't translate.

>> No.10041047
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10041047

i dont like cake

>> No.10041822

>>10040208
I know it isn't, but the same argument they use to denounce religious thought is often discarded to maintain superstitious thought.

>> No.10041859

>>10038056
A big thick milf mmmmmm

>> No.10041860
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10041860

>carrot cake in the western countries are sweet
>pic related is south east asian carrot cake
I dont know whether to laugh or cry

>> No.10041869

>>10038110
>oh wait
Playground-tier.

>> No.10041900

>>10038240
Good choice

>> No.10041917

im surprised no one has taken the meme dive and said marble cake

>> No.10041995

>>10038056
>What's your favorite kind of cake?
Crab cake

>> No.10042014
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>>10040127
Get your hooves up party's starting out right now, everypony everypony get down
Time to celebrate better make it right now, it's been a year and today is your birthday party!
Make a wish it's your birthday! Make a wish it's your birthday party!

>> No.10042037

>>10038940
>cuban cake
Oh look it's another food based on colonial powers that gets called "cuban"
>cuban sandwich
>cuban coffee
>cuban cake
I swear I used to live with a cuban guy and he was like "I'm telling you bro this is cuban coffee, the best coffee you'll ever taste"
>makes espresso
>pot literally says "made in Italy" on it
Yeah great cuban coffee bud, it's sad really, they have nothing.

>> No.10042053

>>10038056
Syphilis cake?

>> No.10042055

>>10038056
CAKE ME UP!!!!

>> No.10042651

>>10042055
CAKE ME UP INSIDE

>> No.10042673

Double Chocolate so rich you almost throw up if you have two pieces.

>> No.10044295

>>10042651
I CAN'T CAKE UP

>> No.10044473

>>10040998
Best looking one on here so far.

>> No.10044504

>>10038056
Why is this cake being inseminated?

>> No.10044698

>>10038056
Black Forest or Lemon Meringue
I know I'm a pleb and I don't care

>> No.10044702

>>10041869
>Playground
your favorite place to be

>> No.10044703

>>10038056
Does /ck/ like death metal?

>> No.10044706

>>10038056
christmas

>> No.10044718

>>10044703
Black metal>doom metal>>>>>>>>being deaf>>>>>>>>eating shit>>>>>>>>>death """"""metal"""""""

>> No.10044720
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Buttercream with strawberry filling.

>> No.10044762

>>10044718
Black metal is shit, it's a stain upon the glorious name of metal music that has more in common with that bastard genre "punk" than anything resembling truly metal

Trad metal, NWOBHM > speed = thrash = power = death = doom, depending on which bands are in question as most of these genres have shining gems among seas of mediocrity, and then >glam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black metal

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>>10038056
BAKE ME UP
BAKE ME INSIDE
(I CANT RISE UP)
EAT MEEE
COOK MY DOUGH AND SAVE ME FROM THE STARVE
I CANT RISE UP
EAT MEEE
EAT ME FROM THE TASTY IVE BECOMEEE

>> No.10044859

>>10044702
I'm a fan of the swings, what can I say.

>> No.10044902

>>10040193
they're brown and sweet like kisses. It's not the official name in finland anymore, now it's mocca kisses.

>> No.10044941

>>10044762
>Defending death metal in 2018
I'm surprised you could type that long rambling diatribe around your beer gut. Death metal is shit, people who like it are shit, these are the facts. With all this in mind I just have one question: how many Metallica shirts do you own you fucking basic cunt.

>> No.10046094

>>10038059
This. Cake is for toddler's birthdays.

>> No.10046352
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>>10044941
Metallica good. Black metal BAAAAAD.

>> No.10046486

>>10041860
east asians fail a lot.

>> No.10046515

>>10044941
>it's curentyear, you must follow the trends set by the benevolent, intelligent and friendly corporations. OR ELSE

>> No.10046548

>>10038056
it's a homemade darkish chocolate cake made by a recipe that calls for coffee

>> No.10046568
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the 2D kind

>> No.10046611
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Not a huge fan of cake, but yule cakes are always cool looking

>> No.10046620
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>>10038056
Victoria Sponge.

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>>10044941
>being a black metaller at all
You chose the wrong heroes.

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10046720

White cake with cream and pineapple. Deliciously humid and light, you can eat 2kg alone.

>> No.10046726
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>>10044941
Death to all but metal.

>> No.10046760

>>10044941
Metallica is thrash. Also someone who likes Death Metal is unlikely to like Metallica.

Anyway y'all need to listen to Traitor's Gate and Virtue.

>> No.10046771

>>10046760
>Metallica is trash

Fixed.

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10046790

Who /ww2cake/?

>> No.10046798

>>10046790
>tfw everyone remembers hiroshima, but hardly anyone knows about nagasaki
the bomb didn't end the war till we demonstrated the will to use it repeatedly

>> No.10046810

>>10046760
Early death metal was nothing but thrash with more focus on being sinister and "evil" vocals

>> No.10046812

>>10038232
>heard about these online, order a box off Amazon
>it's the middle of summer and at this point in time Amazon is still kind of shitty
>they've melted together and they're kind of stale
>They're still one of the best god damn things I've ever eaten
I wish I could get them in America but apparently we have some autistic regulations about biscuits or something.

>> No.10046821

>>10046771
Death Magnetic at least has a couple beautiful music videos. But yeah, metal is kinda meh.

>> No.10046823

>>10046798
Literally what? Everybody knows about Nagasaki. Literally everybody.

>> No.10046825

>>10038056
itlian whipped cream cake

>> No.10046827

>>10046823
maybe in the rest of the world but most murkastronks be like nagasaki? you mean that jap wine?

>> No.10046829

>>10046666
Uh oh.

>> No.10046835
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>>10046827
What? Who fed you that bullshit?

>> No.10046842

Plain chocolate cake with good frosting.

>> No.10046843

>>10046835
you forget I live in a country surrounded by genuises who think eating tide pods is a good idea

>> No.10046852

>>10046843
>He thinks people are actually eating tide pods
I bet you think there are actually killer clowns roaming the streets at night too.

>> No.10046854

>>10046843
It's more like 6 old people with dementia who actually ate tide pods on accident, 4 or 5 teenagers who did it as a joke because they're retarded, and tens of thousands of people joking about it.
And a shit ton of news sites who think the tens of thousands of people joking about it are serious.

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>>10038056
It doesn't come from Germany,but who cares about that factor.

>> No.10046914
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>>10046843
Cake, tide pod flavor.

>> No.10047752

>>10046914
Woah

>> No.10047794

>>10038056
Nonamerican cake

>> No.10048298

>>10046821
Metal isn't meh but it's a very subjective thing.

>> No.10048395

>>10046854
don t lie on the internet anon, you are the only person fucking this shit up.

>> No.10048408

>>10046854
>4 or 5 teenagers who did it as a joke because they're retarded
dont forget the college student that was carted off from his dorm because he ate one

>> No.10048541

>>10044828
>doesn't even know the fucking song

>> No.10048570

Rum or carrot

>> No.10048729

>>10046771
No life till leather, ya bitch

>> No.10048777
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>>10038056
the balance of flavours in a good black forst cake is out of this world

>> No.10048883

>>10046812
I've totally seen them in america though, in grocery stores no less? Go someplace upscale and look for the foreign foods ghetto aisle, there's usually a shelf designated for british sweets

>> No.10048904
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>>10040205
nigger, we have cakes in the office all the time for colleague birthdays, company anniversaries/milestones etc. Maybe they don't do that at the Walmart you work at, but corporate America isn't as bleak as it was in the Office Space 90's.

>> No.10048926

>>10048904
The uptight bleakness of the 90's office culture has been replaced with the faux-punk drivel of men in jeans and tye-die sitting on bean bag chairs. It embraced the hipster 'fun' culture espoused by google and other super brands far too hard, To say nothing of the undercurrent of social malice as in this new "relaxed" atmosphere you have to be careful exactly what you say or to whom less you face consequences for wrong-think or worse, offending someone

>> No.10048932

>>10048926
You talk like a retard

>> No.10049017

>>10048926
>i'm a NEET living in my mom's basement and never set foot outside but read clickbait stories all day about modern office culture to reinforce my neanderthal beliefs

>> No.10049093

1. Carrot
2. Lemon
3. Oreo

Also my mom makes the greatest chocolatte cake in the world. I've never tasted anything else like it. It's sort of something in between a chocolatte cake and a soft brownie. She only ever makes it for christmas and me and my siblings birthday though. It's not really hers either, it's an old recipe my great-grandmother on my fathers side invented.

>> No.10049980

>>10041995
>crabs and cake

sea roaches don't count. and cakes are for manchildren

>> No.10050056
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booze-laden fruitcake

>> No.10050071

>>10049093
CAN'T CAKE UP

>> No.10050104

>>10050056
kak=

>> No.10050304

>>10048904
This. When I was working in the Government and in a few large companies, people always brought in cakes. There was always cake around if people wanted it.

>> No.10050464
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Orange crunch cake.

>> No.10050502

>>10040208
Religion and superstition are not the same thing, but a number of religious beliefs are superstition. For example if you believe in the power of prayer to change things that would be superstition.

>> No.10050520

Anybody else hate the frosting/cream on most cakes and just wished they could eat all the spongey goodness without letting all the sugar go to waste?

>> No.10050954

Red Velvet
Cheese cake
Because I'm basic

>> No.10050999
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Frozen cheesecake

>> No.10051334
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I physically cant eat cake or sweets anymore
>like a retard, went to a private cooking school
>baking class
>can cook fine, cant bake
>baking teacher is a Austrian with a very thick accent and comicly shrill german voice , hes also like one of the top 10 or so bakers in the world
>he will start class by making an example, you must eat it to be sure yours tastes right
>if you fuck up, you must eat it, and he will often redo his example to show you.
>You must eat it
>World class sweets every day for 5 months
>failed
>world class sweets every day 10 months
>iv gained like 30lb by the end of it and my tounge is dulled to all but the sweetest of sweets

>> No.10051392

>>10046914
Le epic meem dude HAHAlmAo. Nice!

>> No.10051396

>>10050520
I don't like buttercream because it's too sweet, but a lightly sweetened whipped cream is great

>> No.10051409

>>10048926
>this new "relaxed" atmosphere you have to be careful exactly what you say or to whom less you face consequences for wrong-think or worse, offending someone
My company is incredibly lax about this, I was completely shocked when I started working here three years ago. I assumed everyone would be uptight about words and topics. Our CEO dressed as caitlyn jenner last year.

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Is tiramisu cake? If so, this is probably my favorite, but only if the ladyfingers were totally saturated with coffee. I don't like it when they're still a little dry.

Otherwise >>10038940
>Tres leches, if done well with the proper sponge and icing, simply love it.

>> No.10051437

>>10046843
I'd guess you're one of those faggots who goes to another country and apologizes for being American

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>>10048904
Nigger, there was a birthday cake in Office Space.

>> No.10052015

>>10038056
carrot cake

>> No.10052051

>>10038056

Black Forest Cake is my favorite.

other top tier cakes:

German Chocolate
Funfetti
Does cheesecake count? if so, then Cheesecake.
Red Velvet.

>> No.10052095

>>10046827

Maybe in your shithole of a country. in the U.S. literally everybody know about it.
And most people know about the demon core from the 3rd bomb.

>> No.10052123
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Black Forest : Chocolate cake topped with cherry pie filling, with layers of cherries between layers of chocolate cake with a nice whipped cream based icing.

Tres Leche: Mexican "3 milk" cake.

Strawberry Shortcake: Layers of Shortcake, Whipped Cream, and thinly sliced strawberries.

Funfetti: Traditional Birthday cake.

>> No.10052128

>>10046891

German Chocolate Cake is great.
It's from U.S.A. It was invented by a man with the last name of "German", and the cake is named after him, not after Germany.

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Most common words in this thread.

Bigger = more common.

What wins?

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>>10052159

>> No.10052197

I like double chocolate cake, or spice cake. But I hate cream cheese frosting. Can't stand the stuff

>> No.10052910

>>10038247
>>10039066
We get it, you're Scandinavian. Get over it.

>> No.10054180

>>10038059
yeah it isn't like there is a type of cake that is eaten when two adults get married

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>>10052172