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10035571 No.10035571 [Reply] [Original]

>refuse to carry a cheap and easy to stock condiment because of 'muh principles'

>> No.10035579

>>10035571
Ranch doesn't belong on anything desu

>> No.10035596

>>10035571
stop acting so entitled mouthbreather, if one pizzeria doesn't carry ranch that you obviously need to survive just gtfo and go literally anywhere else

>> No.10035599

>>10035571
Where is this ranch with pizza meme even from? A buddy of mine from NYC introduced me to it. I'm from Chicago and never heard of it

>> No.10035613

>customer asks where is the cow shit so they can smear it all over your good pizza
>refuse because you don't want your good name to be tarnished when the customer shares it with friends and it tastes like cow shit
>customer gets livid that they have to supply their own cow shit if they want to ruin pizza

>> No.10035630

>>10035571
Barbecue sauce is fine though right?

>> No.10035635

>>10035630
get a hawaiian pizza with bbq sauce instead of tomato it's lifechanging

>> No.10035821

>>10035599
only place i can figure is school lunches
pizzas were served with ranch dressing, for some reason (i think with 3 leaves of lettuce)
so the kids put the ranch on the pizza, and a horrible meme was born

>> No.10035859

>stop liking what I don't like

>> No.10035863

>>10035599
ranch was literally created for pizza

>> No.10035866
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10035866

>wanting to put ranch on pizza in the first place

>> No.10035878

>>10035571
Easy to make too

>> No.10035882

>>10035599
american school lunches created this monstrosity, ranch was the only way to make the stale lettuce and horrid square pizza palatable

>> No.10036198

What the fuck are you supposed to dip the crust in once you ate the pizza?

>Great wings don't need blue cheese

>> No.10036216

>>10035599
Of course you haven't heard of it, no one in Chicago eats pizza.

>> No.10036218

>>10036198
I've certainly had crust good enough it didn't need anything.

>> No.10036226

>>10036216
S A V A G E

>>10036218
Some restaurant's (like Pizza Hut) will season their crust with garlic and parmesan

>> No.10036233

>>10035579
This, and mayo.

>> No.10036237

>>10035882
Confirm

>> No.10036256

>>10036226
Because they need to, a good crust is like good bread (because it is), which needs nothing more than maybe a little butter or oil, which it already has.

>> No.10036259

>>10036226
>Some restaurant's (like Pizza Hut) will season their crust with garlic and parmesan
Their breadsticks used to be heaven. Eventually I will clone them.

>> No.10036264

>>10035882
>>10035821
>>10035599
It's unironically because of california. Everybody there eats ranch with their pizza.

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10036270

>>10035571

ranch is the best for crusts.

mmmm

>> No.10036310

>>10036233
>not using mayo to pan-fry bread

what the fuck are you doing with your life

>> No.10036319

>>10036264
This is semi wrong, nobody i know does this.
>inb4 hasty generalization fallacy
I dont know what Californian faggots you know

>> No.10036324

>>10035599
No one from Chicago has any grounds to criticize someone else's pizza practices.

>> No.10036328

>>10036319
*Everybody* in LA eats their pizza with ranch.

>> No.10036332
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10036332

>>10035571
Found a pic of OP.

>> No.10036351

>>10035571

I hate ranch. Mayonnaise and buttermilk. Gross.
(The seasoning is OK though)

>> No.10036370

I'm of a similar opinion, you don't need ranch or bbq or cheese sauce unless it's shit tier delivery pizza like papa johns or dominoes

>> No.10036388
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10036388

i visited the states 4 years ago. bought a slice and the guy offered me a ranch dip. i found it kind of weird since pizza + ranch isn't a thing where I'm from. i said sure why not. still dont know whats the big deal though.
>>10035571 seeing this type of bullshit only makes me wanna do the opposite thing, even if i dont want it. it's ok not to carry a certain product, but why make an obnoxious sign about it?

>> No.10036391

I wouldn't expect a person who likes ranch on pizza to understand anything about principles.

>> No.10036429

>2001
>sixth grade
>everyone is drowning their pizza in ranch even when it was papa johns or dominos
>what is this?
>why?
>ranch is discusting
>doesn't belong anywhere near a pizza anyway
>I am the only one that doesn't do this
>mocked for it
>ball my mashed potatoes up and throw it at the ceiling
>it sticks!
>friends that get the salad bar instead drown their salads in a thinner waterier ranch and call it turkey jizz
>don't know what jizz is at this point in my life
>just go along with the joke anyway
>mfw 9/11 was on picture day

>> No.10036457

>>10035821
Confirming this minus the lettuce

>> No.10036482

>>10035599
>>>10035571 (OP)
>Where is this ranch with pizza meme even from?
It's from outside of the US, canada, europe, japan, chip shops sell pizza and fried food both. A drizzle of weeb mayo on fast food doesn't seem unhealthy to them? I don't think it's yummy.

They served a beef tenderloin pizza to me in Iceland that had bearnaise sauce on top, and fries. I was like wtf is going on here?

>> No.10036492

>>10036351
Take a secret valley dry packet and mix it with sour cream or creme fraiche. thank me later

>> No.10036532

>>10036233
Teriyaki and mayo on a pizza with corn broccoli and bacon is God tier

>> No.10036539
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>>10036532

>> No.10036599

While i totally agree with the sentiment of the sign...if i saw that i would leave. I have no tolerance for rude signs in business. It creates an immediately adversarial relationship between the host and guest. All the restaurant has to do is say when asked is "sorry we dont have ranch."

>> No.10036615

>>10035571
In France, it's customary for the chef to shoot customers who ask for such disgusting shit with a rifle. In Japan, a crossbow is used instead.

>> No.10036651

>>10036615
>that's what you get for importing Muslim chefs

>> No.10036660

>>10036615
>France
>rifle

Nice try, Ahmed.

>> No.10036663

>>10036429
lol...nice post

>> No.10036682

>>10036660
You're not from /k/ are you? You can have guns in frogland

>> No.10036714

>>10035571
As long as it's not ketchup, it doesn't matter what people put on pizza.

>> No.10037035

>>10036682
>You can have guns in frogland
Yeah, but not if you're certifiably insane like here in amerilardistan. You guys are are totally cucked!

>> No.10037050

>>10035571
There are hot dog stands that get all fucking purist about ketchup. I don't like ketchup on hotdogs myself, but I don't give a fuck if someone else does. Get the fuck over yourself hot dog man, you're a small-change vendor of tubes full of butcher shop rejects.

>> No.10037088

>>10035571
Ranch on pizza is fucking disgusting and subhuman

>>10035599
I'm from NYC, your buddy clearly is subhuman because no NYker wants ranch on their pizza.

>> No.10037556

>>10037035
I am american though, and being judged insane makes you a prohibited person and bars you from owning firearms in america. You should maybe know what the hell you're talking about the next time you decide to remove a cock from your mouth to speak anon.

>> No.10037594

>>10035571
every time I go to little ceasars and get wings I get ranch because they don't carry blue cheese dipping sauce but I always feel like I'm getting made fun of by the mexicans behind the counter for getting ranch as a white guy

like everywhere I go or what I order the mexicans are always asking me if I want ranch, doesn't matter if I got carls jr, denny's, or fuckin taco bell hell ever if I order ice cream they ask me if I want ranch makes me feel weird.

>> No.10037652

>>10037594
Move to a better city juan

>> No.10037699

When I'm hungry and want cheap pizza I order from some shit place and dip it ever so slightly in ranch to enhance the cardboard with cheese taste

>> No.10037777

Ranch with pizza is pretty big down here in SoCal, shitty pizza pretty much everyone gets it. If it's a good local chain or something mainly Mexicans and foreigners get it. One of our local chains has their in-house ranch that is really good so I occasionally have a few bites with that and use the rest on my salad. I feel like anti ranch people are those retards who pretend NY Pizza is good when it's shit.

>> No.10037782

I like to dip my pizza in italian balsalmic or Caesar dressing, can’t stand ranch though

>> No.10037785

>>10035571
See it as an opportunity to wean yourself off your embarrassing habit of eating pizza with ranch dressing you degenerate

>> No.10037787

>>10035859
REDDIT

>> No.10037792

>>10036226
AND BLESS THEM FOR IT, the garlic parmesan seasoning, i mean

>> No.10037801

>>10036492
heheh this guy is on to the secret of tasty food

it's - mix tasty cheap seasoning with cheap fat cream and you got a restaurant winner

>> No.10037805

>>10036615
i postered this on reddit once, i was downvoted ahoy promptly, the cunts

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10037951

>>10035613
You telling us that you can't tell the difference between an innocuous condiment and literal livestock feces? Do you have a supervisor in your group home who can explain the difference?

>> No.10037987

>>10037594
I feel as if you are very paranoid, or bukkshitting. I have issues with trust, and intentions as well.

>> No.10038012

>>10035599
>buddy of mine from NYC introduced me to it.
Upstate New York

>> No.10038502
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10038502

>not making your own garlic sauce to dip the crusts in
The ones from the pizza places suck ass, they're way too oily. I like to mix in some marinara with my sauce.

>> No.10039005

>>10038012
Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard of anyone putting ranch on pizza.

>> No.10039054

>>10035571
I've never even heard of this..
Ranch on a pizza?
Why?

Maybe a little olive oil with herbs, but a good crust should be fine as it is.

This is a "get the kids to eat it" thing, I suspect

>> No.10039107

>americans still allowed to discuss human food

>> No.10039119

>>10035579
>>10036233
>being this much of a manchild

>> No.10039128

>>10039005
Oh no, it's an Albany thing

>> No.10039641

>>10035821
>mfw my school cafeteria had bottles of hot sauce, which let me avoid the ranch meme, and taught me an appreciation for spicy foods.
That said, ranch was the common 'make-this-shit-taste-less-like-ass" flavoring agent for the other plebs.

>> No.10039718

>>10035821
this, the pizza was so bad that we would dip it in the ranch to overpower the flavor

>> No.10039789

>>10036198
The best part of a good pizza is the crust.

>> No.10040009

Moved to eastern canada. People think i'm insane or just get offended if i ask for pepper. wtf

>> No.10040090

>>10036233
Kill yourself.

>> No.10040121

>>10036388
I remember seeing a restaurant pride themselves on not allowing ketchup on their burgers which I found funny imo. Why stop at ketchup? Why not just force me to eat your burger dry because I can still slather it in other condiments.

>> No.10040135

>>10040009
Black pepper on a pizza's good. Don't worry anon.

>> No.10040150

>>10035571
>ranch
>stock condiment

Fucking american lardasses.

>> No.10040158

>>10035571
>ranch DRESSING
>salad DRESSING

"Hurr durr, ir belongs on a pizza!!!11one"

>> No.10040159

>>10039119
>being this much of a flyover

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>>10036429

>> No.10040601

>>10035571
Why would you want manjizz on your pizza?

>> No.10040765

>>10036599
its just a joke that created free marketing

>> No.10040787

As a kid growing up in California, I used to see all the Mexicans put ketchup on their pizza. That, I never got. I mean, there's already tomato on the pizza...

>> No.10040795

>>10040787
What about when people put salt on KFC? I'm all, like, WTF?

>> No.10040870

>putting anything but olive oil or mustard on your pizza

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10040887

>order pizza and wings
>dip pizza in left over blue cheese

>> No.10041120

>>10036264
>>10036319

Californian. Can confirm its a cali thing. More common to use with crusts or low quality pizza, but some people go all in. Hell, we even have pizzas with ranch as the sauce here.

>> No.10041147

>>10035571

It's true: great pizza doesn't need ranch. That they get asked for ranch frequently enough to post a sign leads me to believe their pizza isn't that great.

>> No.10041161

>>10041120
That's completely wrong you retard
Only people that put ranch on pizza in Cali is back of woods hillbillies
And they put Alfredo sauce in pizza not ranch you dick

>> No.10041170

>>10041161
Oh I forgot
Fat people and I'm not talking about 40 year old fat black woman fat
I'm talking shopping at walmart riding a mobility scouter fat

>> No.10041182

>>10041161

Why are you so defensive that people put fucking ranch on pizza here. Chicken Bacon Ranch pizzas are sold at every chain here, be it sacramento or LA.

>> No.10041183

>>10035579
I like it on salads sometimes but it kinda defeats part of the point of eating a salad

>> No.10041267

Red pepper is my favorite after the pizza is made topping

>> No.10041568

>>10041182
>chain pizza

>> No.10041655

>>10035571
Ranch is just soybean oil. You're a fucking soyboy.

>> No.10041728

>>10035599
Sometimes ranch comes with Buffalo wings.

>> No.10041734

>>10041568
I only have my pizza flown in from Florence, thank you very much