Al/ck/ thread

[Anonymous No.10033174]

Everyone had girlfriends edition.
Old thread >>10027875

[Anonymous No.10033188]

If you prefer IRC
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

[Anonymous No.10033203]

r u drunk m8?

[Anonymous No.10033215]

>tfw been in steady relationships for 95% of the last 15 years until the last gf broke up with me
>had sex once in the past 2 two years and was too drunk to cum

[Anonymous No.10033217]

>>10033215
>person on 4chan has been in relationships for 15 years
Oh, so you had a GF when you were 3, did you? You're not fooling anybody.

[Anonymous No.10033236]

>>10033217

Because al/ck/ is full of 18 year old's?

[Anonymous No.10033244]

>>10033236
Yes.

Most alcoholics become set in their ways before 20. 18 is the median point.

By 25 most people lose the pubescent recklessness that leads people to drink so much that they become addicted.

People who haven't been introduced to excess drinking by 20 are statistically unlikely to encounter that world, just like people who are virgins after 30 tend to remain virgins for the rest of their lives.

[Anonymous No.10033247]

>I JUST DRANK FOUR. BEERS.

[Anonymous No.10033249]

>>10033217
Some of us are getting up there in age, Anon. Why do you think we drink so much?

[Anonymous No.10033251]

>>10033249
Because our consumerist society that profits from consumerism convinces the general public that gratification is the goal of life. I doubt I'd feel much smarter than all of you if many of you were so much older than I am.

[Anonymous No.10033257]

>>10033251
Alcoholism pre-exists consumer society. Alexander the Great was an alcoholic. Was he just a hedonist?

[Anonymous No.10033270]

>>10033257
No. He probably had issues which we'll never truly understand because some facts of his life were simply never recorded.

Anyway, I'm talking about alcoholism right now. Today. Not hundreds of years ago.

[Anonymous No.10033272]

>>10033251
>I doubt I'd feel much smarter than all of you if many of you were so much older than I am.
that hurt my head reading that shit nigga what the fuck are you on about.

[Anonymous No.10033283]

>>10000000

[Anonymous No.10033302]

>>10033244

>most people become alcoholics before they are old enough to buy booze
>alcoholism is the result of pubescent recklessness and not years of habitual drinking

Now you're just spouting bullshit for the sake of spouting bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10033305]

>>10033302
Puberty lasts many years, my friend. It's where such habits start.

[Anonymous No.10033314]

Test

[Anonymous No.10033315]

>>10033305

Is there nothing interesting to you happening on /pol/ right now? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10033316]

This isn't going to get any better, is it?

[Anonymous No.10033320]

>>10033215
Been a serial monogamous for the last 20 years. Been a drunk for the last 10.
Life is suffering
t.tequila and beer

[Anonymous No.10033321]

>tfw fucking up relationships
Alcohol is a terrible way to drown my losses.

[Anonymous No.10033323]

>>10033315
I didn't realize that the idea of puberty continuing until 25 was so political. I didn't even vote for Trump! But only because I didn't vote.

[Anonymous No.10033326]

>>10033320
Brilliant show. You're definitely not a faggot. Seek help my Anon.

[Anonymous No.10033402]

>no family
>no friends
>no partner
>no decent money
>lease runs out soon
It was comfy.

[Anonymous No.10033412]

>>10033321
What a fucking retarded drawing of a cup.

[Anonymous No.10033417]

>>10033321
Cyclical behavior: the beverage! Drink to have the courage to make mistakes, drink to kill the guilt of making them, and repeat.

Don't worry, eventually all the girls you knew from your youth will have blocked all forms of communication with you as they go to college and marry but you keep sending them drunken messages of unrequited love and lust, and after that socializing in general is such an anxiety ridden chore that meeting new ones becomes impossible. Then you either become prison gay or drown in all crushing loneliness till death.

[Anonymous No.10033436]

>>10033215
>>10033320
Sorry for getting /r9k/ with it but if you can remotely hold a woman's interest or a relationship with them I can't imagine what could be so wrong with your life that you choose to be an al/ck/ poster. Obviously you have the abilities to build a foundation for a life that is good enough a woman would want to be a part of it, is it unresolved childhood trauma or something then?

I wouldn't drink nearly as much if at all if I only had someone to love me back in my life. Every woman I talk to sees nothing of value in me, the only one who tells me I'm worth a shit is my heaven-sent mother who I will someday no longer have around either.

[Anonymous No.10033445]

>>10033436

This is /ck/, not /r9k/. Also it's the alcohol which has ruined the relationships and made me entirely unattractive to the opposite sex, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.10033454]

>>10033445
I already apologized. My question was: if you were already capable of being loved by another, what drove you to drink enough to ruin it?

[Anonymous No.10033463]

Anyone have experience with the anti-depressant Citalopram?

[Anonymous No.10033482]

>>10032723
A bullet in the head also cures cancer, technically.
And this whole "wine is good for your health" was a wine lobby ad.

>>10032748
Get a vape and some weed. Or just weed, still better than booze.

>>10033251
>Smartness is proportional to age
According to you, you're underage.

>>10033436
>I wouldn't drink nearly as much if at all if I only had someone to love me back in my life.
Let me tell you what would happen if you found a gf : you'd still be an alkie and you'd fuck up your relationship when drunk.

>>10033454
Alcoholism. It's an addiction, it doesn't need external factors or excuses, ethanol is enough.

[Anonymous No.10033484]

>>10033463
Your weiner doesn't function after a while. You also lose your ability to feel emotions and grow dead inside. I managed to talk my way out of SSRIs/SNRIs and got prescribed klonopin. Now I'm addicted to benzos.

YMMV

[Anonymous No.10033488]

>>10033436
Wait until you have a family. Thats real stress. You cant break down or give up because people are relying on you to be a man. I drink every night and all day when im not wage slaving but i put on a mask of happiness so my wife and children dont get worried. Its fucking exhausting

[Anonymous No.10033498]

>>10033482
I'm the last 2 quotes- while I still go balls to the wall with binge drinking during the bad times which has been near constant the last 6 years since graduating HS, if I had a lover to do better for I would, and the bad times would be much less bad. I have basically been using unnaturally induced dopamine as a replacement for oxytocin my whole adult life.

>>10033463
One of the few I haven't tried. If anyone is wondering about Paxil however, I have been finding success with it in treating my P-OCD aka Pure-O without the side effevts of wrecking my gastrointestinals, making my dick not work as I have with others.

>>10033488
That's exactly what I want and need. Unfortunately you can't have a family until you have your shit together, but I have no desire to have my shit together as long as my mother is the only one who gives a fuck about me on the planet. Its a real catch 22

[Anonymous No.10033505]

>>10033498
>if I had a lover to do better for I would
That's not how it works. You get better to find a lover, then neglect yourself.
At least that's what normies do.

[Anonymous No.10033512]

>>10033498
I feel you brother. I was a NEET who spent his days drinking and walking the streets with no purpose. My girl fell pregnant and i couldnt stand the thought of being a peice of shit dad like my dad was so i took a factory floor job in a cement factory. I was only 18. Now im 23 and we have a 2 yr old and a 1 yr old. If you told me i would be a married father of two, i would of laughed but life can change so quickly. But now i have a whole new set of problems..mostly stemming from child hood traumaus.

[Anonymous No.10033516]

>>10033484

My doctor will only prescribe me so much klonopin at a time, so when I quickly run out I end up just going into work drunk.

[Anonymous No.10033543]

>>10033505
It is exactly how it works for me, I'm no snowflake but its a conclusion that has withheld the tests of my lifetime. I think there are many like me- men with high work ethic and big hearts but who care far more about the sake of another than the sake of ourselves.

>>10033512
Honestly, I swore off psychiatry and therapy for a decade because I kept getting idiots who refused to actually listen and drew all of their concluaions directly from the book and their education. They were no help and I chalked the entire industry up to being a money and pharma scam. Them after needing to get clean from opiate use (stemming from social phobia) I was recommended by another addict friend a psychiatrist who actually helped me get clean by prescribing the right drugs that I needed to both taper off opiates and treat my panic disorders, not just give me whatever SSRI that would grant him a bonus from Pfizer. Then he recommended me a therapist who actually helped me come to the conclusion that I have more than just social anxiety but actually a specific form of OCD that causes intrusive thoughts and excessive rumination that basically makes me a shell of a person in public. With their help I've been making huge strides in being more functional... At this point its just heartbroken boozing that is doing me in

Tl;dr sounds like you have a special thing and I would encourage you to try to find professional help for your trauma... The hardest part is finding a "professional" worth half a shit, who will treat you like a human instead of a cash cow

[Anonymous No.10033547]

>>10033516
I have the same thing- only get a 7 day supply at a time. I know its hard to resist, but its been going over my prescribed dose and mixing with alcohol for recreational use that fucks me over. Using it as prescribed can actually do wonders, just gotta keep your tolerance low and follow doc's orders.

[Anonymous No.10033588]

>>10033244
go home, you're drunk

>>10033247
I had 5.

>>10033251
>consumerist society
Stopped there agelet.

>>10033257
Also probably a faggola with borderline heroine use.

[Anonymous No.10033601]

>>10033484
Well good thing I don't have a dick, so I don't give a shit about that. I do have a pretty healthy sex drive though, so it would suck if I lost interest in that for me and my boyfriend. I am however worried about the lack of emotion thing. I don't want to become a fucking robot.

I guess we'll see how it affects me. If it's shit, I'll ask my doctor for something else. In the end, I mostly care about not relapsing for the millionth time.

[Anonymous No.10033649]

>>10033402
It can indeed be quite comfy having no family/friends/partner and not much money. In truth I'm on welfare, but I'm actively working towards a career in writing and so far I'm averaging about $100 a month. If I focused entirely on ghostwriting rather than on my own self-published books, I'd probably be making more. I'm not investing any money on properly made covers, or on editing or advertising or anything like that so perhaps that's why I make much more money on ghostwriting than on the books I release. I also don't use social media for marketing and I don't have a 'mailing list' or whatever it's called however I do have a few readers from a few different continents who have discovered my stuff and love it. Awesome guys.

I feel like a disgusting leech on welfare, but I can see the appeal that people have to it. I don't even need to be writing; I could just sit back and live off of what I'm given from the government, but I want to be independent and my resumes haven't been earning me any calls so for now I keep writing. On average I basically end up with around $250 spending money every 2 weeks and that's after all the bills are paid. Maybe $20-40 on average every 2 weeks on groceries (helps that I go to a Food Bank every month even though I probably don't have to but I save money where I can), about $75-100 every 2 weeks on alcohol, might treat myself to fast food every now and then but usually no more than $10-15 every 2 weeks, $10 a month for the cell phone bill... I've been doing pretty good on saving money lately. Should still have over $100 in my wallet come February and within the first week of the month I'll be getting over $250. Should also be getting another $200 from taking part in a 'back to work' program which will help me, as it says, get 'back to work'.

[Anonymous No.10033692]

>>10033436
>what is autism: the post

[Anonymous No.10033702]

can someone explain the fear and tapering to me, I'm not exactly an al/ck/ yet but I do go on benders every once in a while and definitely feel the fear.

[Anonymous No.10033723]

I WANT TO STOP
BUT DRINKING IS THE ONLY TIME I FEEL ANYTHING AT ALL
KILL ME

[Anonymous No.10033744]

>>10033323
I voted for the black guy with a wig. Pretty sure his dad was prez so no worries he got a blowy in his last term.

>>10033488
wtf dude, if you didn't like life then why did you have kids. You're the reason everything is wrong.

>>10033320
this looks familiar, what show is this from?

>>10033723
I had 5.

[Anonymous No.10033754]

>>10033744
Not him, but fuck you for two reasons. First, I sneak drinks a few times a week behind my wife's back and more than likely knocked her up when I was drunk, and I'm going to be an excellent abusive father. And two, you stole my dubs, cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.10033791]

>>10033692
Thanks bud really appreciate the insight and camaraderie

[Anonymous No.10033814]

>>10033436
Norman?

[Anonymous No.10033816]

>>10033744

>if you didn't like life then why did you have kids. You're the reason everything is wrong

So much this. If you aren't good with yourself, or with your lady friend, procreating is the worst possible thing you could do. Having kids isn't going to turn your life around or save your relationship; you're just going to fuck up some children and the cycle will continue.

>inb4 some white trash /pol/ garbage

[Anonymous No.10033823]

>>10033814
I'm not him, but my name is Norman. It's a bit unnerving to see one's name on such a website when it's a fairly rare one.

[Anonymous No.10033824]

>>10033823
Old or did your parents just hate you?

[Anonymous No.10033834]

>>10033754
your genetic pool should be wiped from the earth, just like mine.

[Anonymous No.10033840]

>>10033834
No can do, got strong swimmers and a decent personality. Sorry you suck at life more than a salty old al/ck/y.
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.10033879]

>tfw you're a late 20s man who just moved back in with his mother
>tfw you make pizza naked at 2 AM
>tfw mom knows you're an al/ck/ie
>tfw she comes downstairs to yell at you for being trashed and you have to hide in the laundry room because you're naked
just fuck my shit up senpai

[Anonymous No.10033887]

>>10033543
>Then he recommended me a therapist who actually helped me come to the conclusion that I have more than just social anxiety but actually a specific form of OCD that causes intrusive thoughts and excessive rumination that basically makes me a shell of a person in public. With their help I've been making huge strides in being more functional
That sounds like me, and I feel like I've wasted every second of my life after high school (and during, I suppose)

[Anonymous No.10033897]

>>10033174
She was so fucking hot, i couldn't believe my luck. a whole year she made me love her, then she just left right as i was falling apart.

[Anonymous No.10033906]

>>10033879
I live with my grandmother and im about to turn 20. i try to tell myself its because she's old and i have to look after her but if i fuck up and lose my job she'll be looking after me.

[Anonymous No.10033909]

>>10033840
>>/garbaggio/ with you and your trash family. I bet your wife looks like Amy Schumer.

[Anonymous No.10033913]

>>10033909
Well she's Asian and 90lbs, maybe after she bloats up with babbys.

[Anonymous No.10033915]

>>10033913
Oh so she's Amy Shumai.

[Anonymous No.10033929]

>>10033915
No she's Viet, so Phuc Mai Duong.

[Anonymous No.10033948]

>>10033879

That sounds stupidly like me, except I'm in my early 30's, and just recently moved back in with my mom, and she knows that I'm naked all the time, but at least put on some shorts when I leave my room. She also knows that I'm an alck, and can tell that I've gotten worse after seeing a few people.

I spent the better part of my 20's living with a girl who I kind of just assumed I'd marry and have kids with, but I got complacent and just started drinking more and more so she left me. I looked her up for some reason a few months ago (well, because I was drunk) and she's apparently lecturing at Harvard. She could legitimately be president some day and I'm naked and alone drinking vodka on a pull out couch in my parents' house.

[Anonymous No.10033950]

>>10033436
Hate to burst your bubble, but having a relationship doesn't just magically fix addictions/addictive personality disorders.

Many of us are in relationships and are still alcoholics; we were just fortunate enough to find someone who loves us enough back to be by our side or puts up with it. Do we enjoy hurting them? Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.10033958]

>>10033950

>Do we enjoy hurting them? Fuck no.

They're usually just trying to help because they care about you. But they usually aren't sure how to help, and any suggestion of cutting back, or going a night sober, feels like an all out attack, so we get mad and push them away; and eventually lose them.

Alcohol addiction is no joke. I'd never suck dick for a shot of vodka, but slowly and surely I've burned bridges and completely lost people in my life whom I really cared about; and I'm well aware of how much of a dick and an asshole I've been.

[Anonymous No.10033963]

>usually feel nothing when drinking
>managed to get sloppy drunk last night on 1/3rd of what I usually drink in a night

What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.10033978]

>>10033958
Well, personally I never get mad with my partner about it because I've wanted to quit for ages now and I understand and agree with it.

I've lost people too, but fortunately over the years many people in my life have come to realize how much I don't enjoy this lifestyle and how badly I want out of it. I allow people to help me, but relapsing is so insanely hard to avoid.

[Anonymous No.10033982]

>>10033963

You forgot to take your naltrexone.

[Anonymous No.10033987]

I used to lurk these threads thinking I was better off than you lot. Fuck no, I am not.

I ended up dating my mental health caseworker as her client. I have like one person to talk to because I'm al/ck/ and can't disclose our relationship other than "we met through a friend." Fucking christ you guys, I'm biting the bullet and showing up to na this weekend. It's been some shit sailing but we all hit our breaking point some time, right? I seriously hope this shit is mine.

[Anonymous No.10033999]

>>10033948
>spent the better part of my 20's living with a girl who I kind of just assumed I'd marry and have kids with, but I got complacent and just started drinking more and more so she left me
this is exactly me. feels bad man

[Anonymous No.10034000]

>>10033987

My rehab lady person (monthly check ins with urine tests, etc.) made a move on me, but she was on the larger side and reminded me of my last ex who kicked me out and forced me to move back in with my parents. She probably made good money, too.

[Anonymous No.10034001]

>>10033436
Grass is greener. My therapist started calling me out on unresolved childhood trauma and my ex told me I'm destructive. Just because a woman thinks you look good and you get her to laugh a bit doesn't mean fuck all, you are some toxic shit as an addict.

[Anonymous No.10034015]

>>10034000
What kind of life do you think you'd end up in if you went for it? Mine was a downward spiral but I'd like to think it could be different. What if she was attractive? Do you think it was a power play? Mine was always hiding the fact that she was my caseworker.

[Anonymous No.10034071]

>>10033958
>I'd never suck dick for a shot of vodka,
Would you if you were withdrawing and it was your only way to avoid a delirium tremens?
Could your life reach a point where this scenario is plausible if you continue drinking, increasing your consumption like you have since you started?

>>10033963
It's possible your liver is dying. It has a few days left if you don't go to ER now. It's an excruciatingly painful death, I suggest going to ER for end of life treatments even if you don't want to live.
Shat ground coffee recently?

[Anonymous No.10034096]

>>10034071

>Could your life reach a point where this scenario is plausible if you continue drinking

I mean, maybe if I had a roommate who kind of looked like me and needed someone to drive me to the store and he gave me the shot before I had to do it. But if my life ever really starts getting that bad I'll probably end up in low income housing within walking distance of a liquor store.

[Anonymous No.10034108]

>>10033174
I'm 28, never had a girlfriend. Never had sex. Don't have a job right now. No friends in the state.

[Anonymous No.10034123]

>>10034096
>I'll probably end up in low income housing
Me after next month.

[Anonymous No.10034164]

Sorry you guys are suffering so much. I'm at 24 days sober haven't touched the stuff since New Years. The first four days sucked but after that I was fine. I wish you all the best. Your life will only improve if you quit drinking. I'm sure I'll relapse eventually but it won't be today.

[Anonymous No.10034178]

I quit drinking 25 days ago and I don't think I'm going back. My father passed away last April due to drinking and chewing fentanyl patches he somehow got. He had diabetes and foot neuropathy and told me he got the patches from his doctor but a doctor wouldn't give those to someone with that condition. I would go over his house sometimes and he would only have 1-2 beers but his roommate would tell me he'd find him passed out in his room with stacks of empty cans but my roommate was also a heavy drinker so I can't really believe him.

I miss drinking but I don't miss how shitty and how out of whack my mind would be the day after. I'm taking SSRI's and have been taking them for about a year so adding alcohol to that mix made it worse. The only advice I can really give someone is stick to beer since it's easier to taper that way. If your state has medical marijuana use that to help you taper. I won't lie marijuana makes me paranoid as shit but if you find the right caregiver they some offer THC tintures that let you dose how much marijuana you're in taking. It makes you kind of high but stick with a higher CBD strain or tinture and you should be good to go.

Good luck anons.

[Anonymous No.10034181]

>>10034178
they offer some*

[Anonymous No.10034201]

>>10033498
>if I had a lover to do better for I would

No, you wouldn’t.

[Anonymous No.10034206]

>>10034201
I know a guy who's really smart, totally rich, and has a gf who is the same, with a stable career. She's about to have one as well.
Seriously relationships don't just cure alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.10034337]

>>10033244
>28
>still a virgin
It's gotta just be a meme, r-right guys? Surely I'll get it together enough to have a gf and sex at least once in my life?

[Anonymous No.10034350]

>>10033824
The second one I suppose, but to be honest, I rather like it. The media mostly gives it a nerdy/psycho vibe to it I suppose but that's ok. I've got no intentions of changing it.

[Anonymous No.10034356]

>>10034123
Looks like an American dog version of Ugandan Knuckles the hedgehog.

[Anonymous No.10034373]

So while being a heavy drinker due to my nervous system being royally fucked, coffee always made me super jittery.

Question to those of you who have managed to quit; Did that change at all for you as time went on? I would like to enjoy a cup or two a day again, but as of right now it makes me so jittery it's almost like withdrawal tremors.

[Anonymous No.10034385]

>>10033174
>tfw never had a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.10034441]

>>10034337
I think this must just be a tech age thing, my teen years revolved around getting drunk every day, wandering aimlessly around the streets, bumping into drunk girls and practically being raped by them. A drunk 14 yo will fuck anything. As for parties, I mean, people sometimes literally wouldn’t even ask. If they saw a drunk hottie they’d just start fucking them. Everyone just shrugged it off because it was the norm.

[Anonymous No.10034465]

>>10034356
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10034469]

>>10034385
me too bud

[Anonymous No.10034480]

>>10034178
>but a doctor wouldn't give those to someone with that condition
You'd be surprise what kind of fuck ups doctors can do.

>>10034337
It's as easy as not drinking!

[Anonymous No.10034502]

>>10034441
I didn't start drinking until I was 18 because literally none of my social circle did any drugs. None of us were trying to be straight edge, we just never touched any substance and were having fun basically all the time.
Same group I go to university with, we all start drinking, me and my best friend way more than anyone else. Went to massive parties constantly, like I'm talking about partying just fucking continuously. Took me 5 years of that to become full blown alcoholic.
I graduated with a BA degree, and was in bed with a chick twice but didn't fuck her, and I'm actually glad I didn't. However that is the extent of my physical experience with woman.
All friends move to different parts of the country including me. Have no social circle now.
I don't have an easy time envisioning ever having new friends and then there's the completely separate question of ever hoping to feel normal about getting a gf, at least once, ever.
/blog

[Anonymous No.10034555]

>tfw not drinking so I can drive around and run errands
>2 cashiers out of 5 that I paid commented about my hands visibly shaking


I fucking hate when cashiers do this

[Anonymous No.10034573]

>>10033244
Read Fallada's "The Drinker"

That goes for everyone ITT

[Anonymous No.10034591]

>>10034201
The only time I wasn't binge drinking or doing drugs in my life was when I had a girlfriend who I talked to or saw daily and had a mutually supportive relationship.

I don't know why you all think you're experts, you sound more like normies who just happen to be hardcore alcoholics. You remind me of AA goers with the incessant repetition of EVERYONE IS THE SAME ALCOHOL WILL ALWAYS WIN. You don't fucking know me.

[Anonymous No.10034596]

>>10034465
I decline, thanks for the offer though.

[Anonymous No.10034608]

>>10034591
& if you're wondering how I lost said gf, it had nothing to do with drugs or alcohol either. It was entirely my insecurity as a 17 year old idiot with frenemies who spun me a story of her cheating despite having no evidence. Even if she was, I should have stuck with her and married anyways. The real abuse only kicked up once it became evident that that would be my first and last shot with a girl worth a shit who actually cared for and valued me, which still rings true 7 years later

[Anonymous No.10034610]

>>10033244
>mfw I started drinking at 21 and lost my virginity at 36

[Anonymous No.10034619]

>>10033463
Hated it, felt physically derailed.

[Anonymous No.10034681]

>>10034573
>Fallada
I see someone has patrician taste

[Anonymous No.10034697]

>>10034619
How so? Care to elaborate? I'm going to pick up a prescription of this crap in a couple hours.

[Anonymous No.10034699]

>>10034373
yeah, it goes back to normal after a while. after your nervous system heals up. can take weeks before you can have caffeine again. i used to be the same way. already totally on edge. one cup of coffee would launch me into fulll blown panic.

[Anonymous No.10034709]

>>10034697
not that guy but google "brain zaps from ssris"

[Anonymous No.10034715]

>>10034555
do you have bad anxiety when you have the shakes? or is that your main wd symtpom?

[Anonymous No.10034733]

>>10034715
Both.

Terrible anxiety when I'm not drinking or going though w/d.

[Anonymous No.10034755]

>>10034573
>>10034681
speaking of patrician al/ck/lit/ I can also recommend The Legend of the Holy Drinker by Roth

[Anonymous No.10034760]

Not him, but make yourself ready for a ride. I was on a similiar drug (venlafaxine) and it took about 3 weeks untill it actually worked, and then I couldn't use my dick properly, was constantly agitated and it didn't help me really. Of course SSRI/SNRI's affect everyone differently and maybe you have the right one that fits your illness. As far I know all anti-depressants need a few weeks to reach their full effect, so you need to wait it out

[Anonymous No.10034761]

>>10034555
>>10034733
at least they cant criticize those sick digits
just curious, are you actual alcoholics still fucking bitches and having meaningful relationships or are you autists, or something in between. Does tfw no gf overshadow the anxiety

[Anonymous No.10034769]

>>10034761
No I haven't had a relationship in 3 or 4 years, Every woman I've dated in the last 10 has left me over my drinking. I'm 31 and have been drinking since 18 or 19.

I'm full autist at this point, I get nervous just speaking to attractive women

[Anonymous No.10034771]

>>10034709
It seems like that's just a side effect from antidepressants in general though.

[Anonymous No.10034774]

>>10034761
I guess in between, my last relationship ended because I drank too much

[Anonymous No.10034797]

>>10034610
Did you really lose it at 36?
How did it happen, did you pay for a whore or actually get a girl you liked?

[Anonymous No.10034810]

>>10034797
Got a girl. Get fit, get money or get both.

[Anonymous No.10034811]

>>10033257
>>10033270
Are you retarded? The life of Alexander was extremely well documented. He died in Babylon as a result of his army deserting him and his best friend/lover dying 6 months earlier. What else did he have to live for except drinking huge bowls of unmixed wine?

[Anonymous No.10034927]

Picked up six 7,2 beers and a bottle of sake today. Let's get drunk.

[Anonymous No.10035013]

>>10033244
My fiance was 30 when he lost his with me. Can you guys explain to me why men find virginity such a major deal? I'm legitimately curious.

[Anonymous No.10035026]

>>10035013
Why do women find equality to be such a major deal? Shit has been ingrained in us since childhood. You should be grateful we are brainwashed to treat pussy like Valhalla.

[Anonymous No.10035032]

>>10035026
>Why do women find equality to be such a major deal?
I don't give even a single shit about feminism or any of that crap. I'm actually pretty damn submissive.

[Anonymous No.10035033]

>>10035032
Pls be in LONDON.

[Anonymous No.10035041]

>>10035013
>My fiance was 30 when he lost his with me.

lol

I always tell my new GFs that the're either the first or 2nd I've been with. Keeps them from asking too many dumb questions about my hot exes which they don't want to hear anyways.

[Anonymous No.10035048]

>>10035041
Considering he's a massive shut in MTG/card game obsessed, almost 24/7 vidya playing nerd, I'd think it's a safe bet.

[Anonymous No.10035053]

>>10035013
Because part of the value calculation for men is external. If you can't get a girl to sleep with you then you're basically worthless beause the girls have made that value distinction.

[Anonymous No.10035054]

>>10035048
>MTG
Are you a child by any chance?

[Anonymous No.10035057]

>>10035054
Wat

[Anonymous No.10035075]

>>10035053
I suppose if you're associating yourself with vapid people, although those are hard to avoid these days.

[Anonymous No.10035082]

>>10035057
MTG is just a child molestation front, don't leave him alone with your son.

[Anonymous No.10035085]

>>10035082
Yeah okay, buddy.

[Anonymous No.10035088]

thought i had a job and i fucked it.

just had 8 litres of beer and 2 bottles of wine.

fuck everything i just lost potential 81k

[Anonymous No.10035090]

>>10035088
What kind of a job was it?

[Anonymous No.10035095]

>>10035085
I love that movie, so be careful with your pedo bf.

[Anonymous No.10035104]

>>10035095
Look I get you have your fantasies and all, but don't project them onto him please and thank you.

[Anonymous No.10035106]

>>10035090

offshore what i usually do 90 days as supervisor. i havent worked in 7 months

[Anonymous No.10035109]

>>10034573
>"I am a failure and I hate my bitch wife"
>*drinks one beer and three shots*
>"wtf I'm an alcoholic now"
jesus christ, really?

[Anonymous No.10035114]

>>10035104
https://gamegeek.gg/22825/magic-the-gathering-has-predators-allegedly/

[Anonymous No.10035125]

>>10035075

Men can turn off our sex drives as well as you women can turn off your periods.

A man's natural/genetic determination of success, beyond just staying alive, is to procreate with everything we can. If we haven't done that by the time we've passed our reproductive primes, then we've failed as human beings.

[Anonymous No.10035144]

>tfw I got really drunk and lost my wallet and eyeglasses

fuck me i'm such an idiot

[Anonymous No.10035154]

>>10035125
I suppose i see where you're coming from. I find it annoying how so many women make a big deal about whether or not a guy is a virgin though. Shit, everyone has to start somewhere. We're not all just magically un-virgin because we want to be.

[Anonymous No.10035160]

>>10035125
Only biologically. Nothing a bit of sublimated desire can't repurpose.

[Anonymous No.10035163]

>>10035144
I lost two phones in the span of 6 months while drinking.

[Anonymous No.10035173]

>>10035163
Five phones, four laptops, a desktop pc, all of my usb drives, and all my clothes stayed in an unwashed pile for so long that they formed one solid block of mould. All of my carpets are ruined too, almost every piece of furniture, and I forget how many beds. Managed that in two years.

[Anonymous No.10035190]

>>10035163
Thats nothing... I have lost jobs, several women that i did not really want, and a house before. Alcohol is like a super solvent for removing shit.

[Anonymous No.10035195]

>>10035190
Problem is the only way to ease your pain after fucking things up on booze is more booze

[Anonymous No.10035222]

Anyone else notice excessive hair loss when they go on crazy benders?

[Anonymous No.10035227]

>>10035125
Girls don't have sex drive?

[Anonymous No.10035233]

>>10035190
What's the story behind the house? Did you just screw up paying the mortgage or did you burn it down or flood it or something?

[Anonymous No.10035241]

>>10035222
My wife had a lot of hair.

[Anonymous No.10035262]

>>10035227

girls have an attention drive. their self worth and 'sex drive' is measured in the amount of attention they receive. most of them do not enjoy having sex with all the men but it's a way for them to experience what they consider intimacy to be.

When they get married this drive drops off because they have what they didn't have before and they want something else. this is the basic drive of all women. then when they are unfaithful it's mainly due to get attention like they used to be before and cheating with some nigger is all they can get at their age after 2 kids.

[Anonymous No.10035265]

>>10034811
primary sources, not some gay stories you read after googling

[Anonymous No.10035270]

>>10035114
That's literally just butthurt from Jeremy trying to stir up dirt after they banned him for being too much of a troll.

[Anonymous No.10035341]

>>10035222
Is that what that's from? I went bald in like 2 years

[Anonymous No.10035343]

>>10033436
Hate to break it to you buddy but getting your dick wet and having someone snuggle you and say they love you doesn’t solve even half of life’s problems and worries

[Anonymous No.10035353]

>>10035262
My wife woke me up at 4 am to fuck, I wish she'd lose her sex drive a little.

[Anonymous No.10035358]

>>10035353
That sounds like a dream mate.

[Anonymous No.10035388]

>>10035358
Eh, it's okay, but I was tired and had to go to work at 6. Also had hangover dick, so couldn't cum.

[Anonymous No.10035520]

>>10035144
>wake up on bedroom floor
>glasses on floor
>EACH LENSE is gone
>find them in two different friends apartments

[Anonymous No.10035586]

just ate a ton of asparagus
my piss is going to smell like rancid funk

[Anonymous No.10035607]

>>10035586
desu I love that smell

[Anonymous No.10035619]

>>10033174
fuck drinking i'm on morphine now way comfier and doesn't make me act like a complete jackass

[Anonymous No.10035645]

>>10035619
Enjoy spiraling into debilitating addiction and shooting heroin within a year.

[Anonymous No.10035647]

>>10035619
>not drinking to enhance the morphine and use less of each
>not sticking the morphine in your ass to get twice as high
>not dissolving the morphine in wine then shooting it up your ass with your moms turkey baster

hue hue hue

[Anonymous No.10035736]

>>10035647
Is morphine soluble in high-proof liquor?

[Anonymous No.10035747]

>>10035736
You don't want to put high proof anything in your ass, TRUST ME.

Wine burns enough, Also if you put morphine and/or wine in your ass it skips the liver and is more potent.

I used to regularly put 2 shots of wine and 20mg of morphine in my butt after a car crash a few years ago. Morphine works especially well in your ass, Look it up.

[Anonymous No.10035753]

>>10035747
>I used to regularly put 2 shots of wine and 20mg of morphine in my butt after a car crash a few years ago.
Why after a car crash though? That sounds like the kind of thing that would get you into a car crash tbqh.

[Anonymous No.10035757]

>>10035753
Chronic pain.

[Anonymous No.10035760]

>>10035753
I was prescribed morphine for pain.


I never said I was driving and doing it

[Anonymous No.10035783]

Just saying morphine isnt that good against pain, neither is alcohol, but it depends on the type of pain

[Anonymous No.10035810]

Which is best for relieving the pain of tfw no gf?

[Anonymous No.10035818]

>>10035810
There is nothing

[Anonymous No.10035823]

>>10035810
masturbate

[Anonymous No.10035826]

>>10035810
stop drinking and start working out and socializing

[Anonymous No.10035829]

>>10035810
Marriage.

[Anonymous No.10035838]

>>10035829
That much more painful then tfw no gf, Financially and mentally.

[Anonymous No.10035868]

>>10033950
Exactly this.

[Anonymous No.10035958]

>>10035810
masturbate very slowly

[Anonymous No.10035959]

Have any of you gotten pancreatitis yet?

[Anonymous No.10036036]

>>10035959
Ulcers. Had to get cameras stuck in my esophagus. Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.10036084]

What makes Turkish people so gross? They're disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10036110]

>>10036084
Being born in Turkey

[Anonymous No.10036124]

>>10035341
It definitely could have contributed to it.

[Anonymous No.10036142]

>>10034811
Oh, she dated a black guy? Is this the part where I'm supposed to feel concerned for her?

[Anonymous No.10036183]

>>10034071

Ah, sorry, had to go to work. I think I figured it out: usually I drink over a long period of time, but last night I took a lot of shots in succession, so that was probably it. And no, my shits have been solid, both literally and metaphorically. Still, I need to get back on the wagon.

[Anonymous No.10036228]

>>10033958
Holy fuck. You sound like me. Ive been trying to put down the bottle because it was hurting my S.O., but ive come to realize that I should be doing it for myself and be more concerned about the fact that shes just as inexpirienced in life as me and doesnt know how to deal with this situation, and that its not fair to put her in that position. I love when she babbies and takes care of me, and she likes it aswell. We both do not like it when she has to parent me.

[Anonymous No.10036238]

>girlfriend becomes abusive when she drinks

[Anonymous No.10036288]

>>10036238
Drink with her and abuse her back

[Anonymous No.10036289]

>>10035048
Dana I've asked you multiple times to stop talking about me on 4chan. I don't know how the fuck you found this thread but I'm sick of you insulting me and we're going to have a nice long chat about this when I get home

[Anonymous No.10036290]

>>10036288
the last time that happened she tried to kick me out of our apartment
now i just wait it out and guilt the shit out of her the morning after

[Anonymous No.10036296]

>>10036290
yeah that sounds like a foolproof plan, I doubt she'll ever do it again since you laid down the law like that.

[Anonymous No.10036299]

>>10036296
i know im a loser anon, you don't need to remind me

[Anonymous No.10036338]

>>10036299
hey I shouldn't be talking anyways, I used to date a stripper. And not even a good stripper either, she used to work Wednesday and Thursday mornings.

[Anonymous No.10036344]

>>10036289
I don't know who Dana is, but it sure isn't me. Plus I'm not shit talking, I love how big of a dork he is.

[Anonymous No.10036358]

>>10036344
>Going down with the pedo ship.
Godspeed and good luck.

[Anonymous No.10036387]

>>10035262
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.10036401]

>>10036338
was she hot at least?
my girl is fat but she is otherwise pretty great when she doesn't drink

[Anonymous No.10036441]

>>10036401
Nah she wasn't great physically, thicc bordering on fat but she really wanted to start a family with me, for some strange reason she thought I would have made a good father and/or a good husband. I was in college trying to get a degree and I just wasn't ready and she was 1000% ready. She found another guy a few months later, got knocked up and had the kid. Sometimes I wonder just how different my life would have been if I had stepped up and had a kid with her, but I guess i'll never know. Maybe I'd have been even more miserable, who the fuck knows

[Anonymous No.10036453]

>>10035810
Hug a pillow.

>>10035959
Yup.

>>10036183
That's good news.

[Anonymous No.10036467]

>>10035959
Just got out of the hospital yesterday after 4 days of treatment from a pancreatitis attack.

[Anonymous No.10036507]

>>10036290

This is a bad relationship.

You guys need to break it off. It'll be better for the both of you.

[Anonymous No.10036523]

>>10033174
until betrayal. i do not trust women, maybe thats why i have not girl.

[Anonymous No.10036525]

>tfw I'll end up dying drunk and alone

https://youtu.be/k-kQhC7tyXo

[Anonymous No.10036529]

>>10036525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcEK6uTAezs

[Anonymous No.10036533]

>>10036529
The audio is too grainy bud

[Anonymous No.10036541]

>>10036387
His comment was 100% right

[Anonymous No.10036544]

Comfort me I just realiz d I have no friends cause last beer buddy moved away how to meet beer buddy's

[Anonymous No.10036548]

>>10035959
it kind of dull aches all the time.
about a year ago i was bending over to change the cat's water and it felt like a balloon popped in that area, followed by the worst pain i've ever experienced
i made my way to the sofa and stayed there for seven days
the pain was so bad i considered wetting myself rather than getting up to use the toilet
it was the worst pain i can imagine, it was way past what i ever could have thought would be the worst pain

[Anonymous No.10036557]

Is 750 nightly that much?
Told my m8 that's my nightly total and they were shocked despite them being 3x/week heavy drinkers

[Anonymous No.10036558]

>>10036523
also crippling social anxiety, and a lack of confidence. Even if i met another girl, she would probably leave me because i am a recluse.

[Anonymous No.10036563]

>>10036533
your fucking shitting me man

[Anonymous No.10036569]

>>10036523
>>10036558
Whatever. Not our problem, bud.

[Anonymous No.10036572]

>>10036557
It's a lot. The last time I went to the hospital I told them I drank a pint a night and their eyes bugged out of their head. Apparently any more than a couple of drinks is too much to a normal person. Imagine their faces if I had told the truth about how much I drink a night.

[Anonymous No.10036576]

>>10036569
I was just commenting on the supposed theme of this thread. good day faggot.

[Anonymous No.10036584]

>>10036572
Yeah the surveys are like:
>"How many alcoholic beverages do you drink in a week?"
>0-2
>3-6
>7-10
>11+

[Anonymous No.10036589]

>>10036572
Been drinking nightly since I was 22. 29 just now. Alcohol is life

[Anonymous No.10036616]

>>10036572
>Imagine their faces if I had told the truth about how much I drink a night.

How much do you actually drink each night?

[Anonymous No.10036618]

>>10036589
if that is you, at least your hair looks good.

[Anonymous No.10036633]

>>10036618
Lmao my hair looks shit that's why we hat. I'm the Ethiopiattentionseeker

[Anonymous No.10036667]

>tfw 25
>tfw mad baby face
>tfw trying to kill myself to look older

[Anonymous No.10036671]

>>10036667
Same
>>10036589

[Anonymous No.10036678]

>>10036671
shit you're better than me

[Anonymous No.10036681]

>>10036525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4o1mnpSmfs

[Anonymous No.10036690]

>>10036678
You've got that halfway shitfaced look down though.

[Anonymous No.10036691]

You guys like the post-punk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-5Xgw6d3h0

[Anonymous No.10036699]

>>10036678
Nah m8, You have beautiful eyes and flaxen hair :3

[Anonymous No.10036706]

>>10036678
Shave that beard and chew a shitload of gum for chin gains.

[Anonymous No.10036708]

>>10036699
>>10036690
thank you anons <3

[Anonymous No.10036713]

>>10036706
Mewcels pls leave

[Anonymous No.10036724]

>>10036678
That facial hair makes you look like you've just hit puberty. You'd be better off removing it.

[Anonymous No.10036731]

>>10036691
c'mon friggets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7igZdDJyz4

[Anonymous No.10036732]

Where's everyone from?

Georgia, US of A here

[Anonymous No.10036743]

>>10036732
north cackalacky friend

[Anonymous No.10036747]

>>10034071
That's dumb. I shit the coffee grounds years ago, tolerance has been going down steadily, and here I am still alive. Those are signs that things are responding negatively to your input, not that you're going to die.

[Anonymous No.10036760]

>>10036732
>>10036743
texas

[Anonymous No.10036767]

>>10035173
So are you rich?

[Anonymous No.10036775]

>>10036760
irving here
>>10036678

[Anonymous No.10036779]

>>10036743
WTF is that?

[Anonymous No.10036800]

thinking about relapsing, probably would get high ABV beer, fucking lonely and losing my hair

[Anonymous No.10036825]

>>10036800
update im not going to, i remember the withdrawals still way too vividly, gonna smoke a cigarette and eat something
my problems will still be here in the morning except ill be hungover

[Anonymous No.10036843]

>>10036541
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.10036906]

>>10035823
>when you're liberated from caring about women for a good hour after you nut

[Anonymous No.10036918]

>>10036825
fuckin wd's

same boat here. feel better now that im off the sauce, but its tempting as usual to let loose and get drunk. but i guarantee for a fact i will have bad wd's again. every time now. guaranteed. hope its enough to stop me from doing it.

[Anonymous No.10036919]

>>10036238
I dated a woman a few years ago who pointed a loaded gun at me when she was drunk and threatened to kill me and herself if I ever left her

[Anonymous No.10036922]

Hey guys. My name is anon and i'd like to say... i'm an al/ck/. 11 beers and 4 gin tonics tonight. Still some Bombay Sapphire left but no tonic. Probably gonna chug it straight. How about you guys?

[Anonymous No.10036924]

>>10034071
>It's an excruciatingly painful death

maybe hes a big guy

[Anonymous No.10036947]

>>10036678
you look like a guy i used to know, sorta.

[Anonymous No.10037042]

>>10036724
man i always look like i just finished puberty

[Anonymous No.10037048]

>>10036947
so heres my number, call me maybe

[Anonymous No.10037055]

>>10037048
I'll smoke a cig for your memory.

[Anonymous No.10037063]

I’m the dude for whom 160ml and 40mg diazepam wasn’t enough to stop the shakes (and the rest)
Haven’t damn well slept at all. Nothing last night and still nothing now, 4.30am next day.
All symptoms are becoming noticeably milder. I’ve still got benzos left, only took 30mg today and zero alcohol. It keeps hitting in waves and I still feel fucking awful, the fear is near enough life ruining, but I’m pretty sure it has stopped getting worse.
That was fucked. I’m never going through that again. Will miss you guise

[Anonymous No.10037081]

>>10037063
congrats. its always a relief when you hit the downward slope. and yeah it comes in waves for me too. think im doing better then i get some more sweats etc. but sounds like you are doing ok.

[Anonymous No.10037117]

>>10037081
Dreading facing life sober desu, but yeah I think this Valium will get me there. Feels weird, but I’m done with being this insanely ill. Two, maybe three more days and it’s over

[Anonymous No.10037164]

>wife came crying about how she hates how our life is and she is suffering from watching me being alone destroying my health, that she is sorry for how she has been
>cried and told her I loved her, and that I didn't have to drink if I had someone to love me at the end of the day
>put the drink aside, made love to her like I haven't done in months
>taper down to detox (I don't drink much everyday so I didn't get a bad withdrawal) , days are going good, she's in a good mood, cleaning, cooking meals, gave me a hand job (a lazy one, she wasn't into it and almost had to beg her for it because she was watching TV)
>feelimg great
>6th day
>can you give me a bj?
>no, my mouth feels funny
>at night she dozzes off after I try to initiate
>next day angry at little mistakes, asking me a shit ton of things she can do herself
>I know what's going on
>she gets angry because I don't do the shit she is supposed to to
>at night
>give you a back rub? no, I'm tired.

sobriety is overrated, cheers guys

[Anonymous No.10037168]

>>10037164
funny thing, I'm 22
in case you thought I was 44 or something

[Anonymous No.10037180]

>>10037164
Ur 22?????!
This sounds like a 56 year old’s life
Great job I guess

[Anonymous No.10037190]

>>10037164
22? Jesus Christ. Fucking Americans...

[Anonymous No.10037195]

>>10035353
That doesn't sound like enthusiastic consent to me. You were basically raped.

[Anonymous No.10037196]

>>10036678
I thought we all had white hair and dark circles in these threads

[Anonymous No.10037200]

>>10037164
Are you me? Every sober streak ive had ( usually 3-4 days) is ruined by her nagging and general attitude towards me. Dont have the heart to break the family up so i plan on drinking and saying "yes darling" untill i die

[Anonymous No.10037209]

>>10037200
I'm on the same boat except the "yes darling", I just can't stand that shit anymore

but yeah, I just drink enough to not get cirrhosis and leave an unhappy life until my girl reaches 18 so I can live alone and become a sad hermit (for all of you virgins, being alone is ten times better than being with a bitchy wife)

[Anonymous No.10037220]

>>10036228

>I love when she babbies and takes care of me, and she likes it aswell. We both do not like it when she has to parent me

Well put.

[Anonymous No.10037243]

>>10033174
Getting my ghetto on.
UDF brand fruit punch and Everclear. Hold my calls, Beatrice.

[Anonymous No.10037330]

>>10037164
>cried and told her I loved her

just keep doing that and everything will be alright

[Anonymous No.10037362]

>>10037330
I dropped a tear when I was hugging her so she wouldn't notice, I just couldn't contain it and wiped it off with my hand without her noticing
I ain't that dumb either

[Anonymous No.10037405]

>>10037209
Yeah sounds like a plan, i have two boys only young still. Im also 22 wtf

[Anonymous No.10037429]

>>10036616
about two pints

[Anonymous No.10037434]

>>10036743
twin cities, MN

[Anonymous No.10037451]

>had a week long bender
>need to go into work so I don't get fired
>at my desk doing shit
>heart rate feels faster than usual
>use my S5 phone to measure it
>138 bpm

[Anonymous No.10037478]

thoughts?

[Anonymous No.10037537]

>>10037330

God, alcohol has turned me into a blubbering baby on occasion. 95% of the time it is definitely not attractive.

[Anonymous No.10037542]

>>10037478
Pepper vodka.

[Anonymous No.10037561]

>>10037164
>being a needy alcoholic
>expecting to not have to do anything
your marriage is going to fail and it's your fault

[Anonymous No.10037562]

[Anonymous No.10037563]

>break up with girlfriend
>get on tinder
>pretty drunk by this point, standard
>girl comes over
>she's waaay fatter than her profile pictures
>best BJ of my life
Holy moley it was like a Vaseline coated vacuum cleaner.

[Anonymous No.10037629]

>>10037561
I make money you fucking retard, she doesn't work I barely does any home work

>>10037405
I feel your feel, bro

[Anonymous No.10037636]

Last night was kind of like this.

[Anonymous No.10037755]

Well just had a hit of hand sanitizer because I was out of other shit. Thought 5 years of full blown and 10 years total might have taught me a lesson. Obviously not.

[Anonymous No.10037761]

>>10037755
Isn't there shit in that stuff which makes you puke?

[Anonymous No.10037848]

>>10037761
I don't drink it in high quantities. Only out of sheer desperation of some kind of night cap thing when I haven't had enough. I usually always have booze. I think they make some mouthwashes that way though where they put extra shit in it.

[Anonymous No.10038031]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joPlQUp1wHo
>tfw i just started getting the dts after 8 years of 4-5 bottles of vodka a week

>wake up after a bender at 2am on a sunday
>go to get a large black coffee and a mcdouble with mac sauce
>reach for the coffee and start shaking/lose control of my motor skills
>end up crushing the cup right as i get my hand on it and spilling the coffee all over myself, my car, and the cute asian girl who handed it to me
>embarassed as fuck, just drive away
>burned the fuck out of my my hand and spend the rest of the day a complete mess as i realize i probably burned the drive through girl too, and they probably reviewed the drive-thru footage later and talked to each other about what a fuck up i am

my only consolation was the burns werent that bad and didn't even blister, would have been a lot harder to deal with if i thought i actually hurt someone

[Anonymous No.10038064]

>>10038031
>Cute Asian girl

Stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.10038221]

>>10037195
Great I can #metoo now.

[Anonymous No.10038248]

>liquor stores are closed
>think I'm out
>find another bottle
the night is saved

[Anonymous No.10038272]

>tfw I'm eating chef boyardee beef ravioli for breakfast

[Anonymous No.10038275]

>>10037563
What did you expect? She inhales food constantly.

[Anonymous No.10038291]

>>10037164
>>10037168
What the fuck are you even doing? You're still a goddamn baby and you're married at 22? Jesus fucking christ man. What did you expect.

[Anonymous No.10038300]

>>10036238
I've dealt with abusive women, one of them was my own feminist man-hating mother. Life is better without them.

[Anonymous No.10038307]

>>10037636
Oh, his DT thing is spiders too? I fucking hate spiders...

[Anonymous No.10038317]

>>10038272
My typical breakfast is hummus sandwiches. They're pretty fucking rad.

>Lightly toasted white bread
>Both sides buttered
>One side with just cheese whiz
>Other side with hummus, hot sauce, and lettuce
>Hummus contains tiny bits of jalapeno and tiny bits of pickle

Two sandwiches of this has been 90%+ of my breakfasts for months, and I love it. I'm on a tight budget so typically every day or every two days either dinner or supper will be either a pack of ramen or a box of mac&cheese. Every now and then I treat myself to a meat sandwiches; a slice of pepperoni, slice of salami, and a slice of ham. Cut each round slice in half, flat edge goes along the bottom and top of the bread, then the next slice goes on either side, then another bottom and top. Not a single piece of meat sticking outside of the bread, all of it inside, meat in every bite. Also cheese and lettuce with mayo and mustard condiments, lots of pickle slices and bits of banana peppers or jalapeno peppers.

Use some imagination, anon. Chef Boyardee is awesome stuff for a quick and delicious meal while drunk. Everything is delicious while drunk.

[Anonymous No.10038319]

>>10038248

I have so many half empty handles hidden all over the place that this has happened to me many times. Really sucks when you tear the apartment apart and find nothing but empties.

[Anonymous No.10038337]

>>10038317
Man, hummus is fucking crack cocaine to me. I could eat that shit all day everyday if I had the money. That shit goes with everything.

>dipping a nice soft, warm tortilla into it

[Anonymous No.10038378]

>>10035125
>mfw I have a higher sex drive than my boyfriend

[Anonymous No.10038391]

>>10033174

[Anonymous No.10038396]

>>10038337
I learned how to make hummus several months ago and I've been making it regularly ever since. Costs me around $3 to make 1lb (450g) of it and it generally lasts me about 4 days. LOTS of fibre in hummus though due to the chickpeas so you shouldn't eat it 'all day everyday' because there is absolutely such a thing as 'too much fibre', in fact I no longer buy whole wheat bread because I just don't need that much fibre. It blocks me up.

>Chickpeas
$1.80 per can but often on special for $1.25 or so
>Tahini
$8 if memory serves. Most expensive ingredient, I buy the larger of the two jars available at my local grocery store and it is good for roughly 8 batches. I've tried using peanut butter instead, not the same, tahini is necessary.
>Lemon juice
I use store-bought stuff, not real lemons. This off-brand stuff still has some vitamin c, while ironically 'RealLemon', the name-brand stuff which is more expensive, does not. I buy the big bottle for about $2 or $3 and it lasts a long fucking time, so it's of negligible cost per batch.
>Garlic powder
Supposed to use one clove worth of garlic but it's easier/cheaper to use the powder I figure, bought a pack during the summer and it still has plenty left
>Paprika
Again, bought a pack in the summer as I recall and it still has lots
>Salt/pepper
Again, negligible cost. Basically everything outside of chickpeas and tahini are of negligible cost
>2 baby dill pickles or 1 large pickle
That much once or twice a week? Negligible
>4-5 jalapeno slices
The small jar of it lasts a long time and costs less than $2

>Total start-up cost for all ingredients?
Within $30 I think even if you end up with no specials, and you'll only have to keep buying cans of chickpeas for the next month or two to keep making it, pretty much. Remove the pickles and jalapenos (which are only things I added for my own tastes) and it's probably only $25. It'd be cheaper in the US both due to the US dollar being stronger and better food prices.

[Anonymous No.10038397]

>>10038391
I had no idea. You've truly opened my eyes.

[Anonymous No.10038399]

>>10038378
Do you think you might have Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder?

[Anonymous No.10038412]

>>10038399
Actually, it's funny you mention that, because I do seem to be horny most of the time. He can't even keep up with it.

[Anonymous No.10038419]

>>10036731
>>10036691
Cocteau Twins is the shit

check out The Sundays

[Anonymous No.10038433]

>>10037451

>went to do my medical at the thai hospital before work last year after 7 month bender every single day ...

>couldn't record blood pressure
>heart rate 160+
>had to manually take pressure 220/150 I am 28.

[Anonymous No.10038448]

>>10038419

What's the screenshot from? Looks like a Twin Peaks reference, and Lynch is one of my favorite directors, and Lost Highway is probably my favorite film, and the Cocteau Twins version of Song to the Siren - which is featured in LH - is probably my favorite version of the song.

[Anonymous No.10038463]

>>10038448
Nirvanna the Band the Show, it's honestly my favourite thing in the world and I'd recommend it to anyone. No Twin Peaks reference but I can see how it looks like that with the red curtains

[Anonymous No.10038471]

>>10038463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbytaXfzvlY

[Anonymous No.10038520]

>>10038412
If it's negatively influencing your life, you could bring it up with a doctor. I don't know why your bf doesn't show you more attention though. I mean he doesn't have to cum every time there's sexual activities. Something I've enjoyed doing with a few of my previous partners is to... haha, well, the term fits so I'll go ahead and use it; "grab them by the pussy." We're home, we're alone, either I'm struck with a feeling of being lucky to have her or otherwise just feel like treating her, so I grab her and make her body my play thing. Watch her pant and wriggle as I instill pleasure in her until the inevitable climax. If I get hard in the process, fair enough, perhaps it escalates further, or maybe either I don't get hard or I don't want to bother actually having sex so it ends there with her satisfaction.

Your partner might be a good and masculine fellow, perfectly admirable, but something tells me that it might do him well to pursue more dominance. For generations in the west feminism has been telling men that masculinity is bad, that boys should be good, shouldn't fight, and should ALWAYS treat women gently and respectfully. It wasn't until I was 19 years old that I clued in that that's horse shit. Some women don't want gentleness, some women want to LITERALLY be just taken. I had one gf with a rape fetish, we had a safe word of course but man did it play a big part in waking me up from the beta leftists thoughts that had been instilled in my mind. Some women want tenderness and softness, sure, but it is plain WRONG to tell a boy to 'always treat women gently and with respect' because some women want neither, either some of the time or in some extreme cases all of the time.

[Anonymous No.10038547]

>>10038520
>I don't know why your bf doesn't show you more attention though
Oh, don't get me wrong, he does, but even he gets tired out. I can cum and then be horny again within minutes, it's insane. We both swore he'd never get his "red wings" so to speak, and we ended up fucking a ton while I was on the rag because of it.

Our sex life is pretty healthy, it's more that I just seem to wear him out. It's really not even remotely his fault. He's pretty dominant and I'm pretty submissive. It's also worth mentioning that I enjoy being tied up, so if I get out of hand, he does just that. It's fun in that regard.

[Anonymous No.10038578]

>>10037563
these women are miracle workers with camera angles.

[Anonymous No.10038598]

>>10038547
dallas tx, where you at grill

[Anonymous No.10038600]

>>10037451
you're lucky that's all it was. oftentimes massive sweats will accompany that. so embarasing. people are like wtf. one time i went to pawn my bike and it was cold outside, but i was wearing a tshirt and had beads of sweat on my forehead.

[Anonymous No.10038635]

New thread SOON.

[Anonymous No.10038644]

>>10038598
Cheating is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.10038650]

>>10038433
thats a medical emergency.

[Anonymous No.10038667]

>>10038644
You could probably use that term literally. I think I've met one faithful gay ever in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.10038673]

>>10038547
Fair enough, a shame that your sex drive is a little out of hand but at least you two make the most of it. Sounds like he's a lucky fellow, even if it's a little bit at your expense.

>>10038644
Good attitude.

[Anonymous No.10038674]

>>10038667
>freshman year of college
>move into dorm
>come back after running some errands
>half of dorm room is ENTIRELY COATED IN DISNEY SHIT
>roommate greets me, complete fucking flaming fag
>like, this guys IDENTITY revolved around being gay
>eventually he drags his boyfriend from across the continental US to our school, uprooting his entire life
>cheats on him and tells him he never liked him anyway
thanks for reading my blog post

[Anonymous No.10038688]

>>10038674
ugh. that type is so obnoxious.. id do shots with a morrissey type of gay guy any day tho

[Anonymous No.10038695]

>>10038674
It really makes me wonder what it is about that sexual orientation that makes cheating so common. There's also the fact that abusive relationships are crazy common with lesbians too.

Also
>like, this guys IDENTITY revolved around being gay
God I hate this crap.

[Anonymous No.10038699]

>>10038695
>>10038688
same
i don't have anything against gay people but this guy was a real piece of shit

[Anonymous No.10038716]

>>10038699
Yeah, I have nothing against them either. I've had some awesome friends who were gay, just...a lot of them cheat and just don't seem to think it's a big deal.

[Anonymous No.10038729]

new bread >>10038724

[Anonymous No.10039038]

just I normy droplies poop. no sleep. fucking slamming my phone on the ground.' two cases normybeer currently. shaking my head do you realize what liquor is like...

[Anonymous No.10040482]

A friend of mine got a DWI with a breathalizer of 1.5 he was also going 18 over the limit. And the police knew he came from a bar that he frequents.

You guys need to all get your fucking life together and stop bitching. or your gonna end up like him.

How about you actually talk to people on the phone that you can relate with about your problems and grow up? Some kids grow up. Some kids die young. Some kids get their friends and family in trouble. Some kids need to die. Which one are you?