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banana poop? turn your fruit into poop
id post more but for some reason it's not letting me post webms right now.
does anyone know why I can't post webms or any pictures? it's pissing me off a bit
bon appetit bien sur ;)
>>10027719My grandma has one of those. It's a bit of a bitch to clean. The food tastes exactly as you'd imagine. Fruit, but frozen. Not too exciting.
>>10028146>the new way to .webm ;^]
>>10028146>the new way to webm ;^]
>>10028146fucking jack looks like big smoke lmao
>>10029529what the fuck is with jack and undercooking meatfucking pork looks like rubber
Do things work again?
>>10029888everything but your dick is working
>>10029823Jack is completely incompetent. Thats all.
>>10029888yes but they broke captcha
>>10029908I'm getting one or two gay vibes from this.
>>10029823>>10029908Newfags can't into satire.
>>10029529>well it looks good from the outside it has to be good inside aswell>just gonna put the heat up all the way i aint waitin>man im excited to show off my AWESOME BEAR CLAWSamericans
>>10029529>>10029934I refuse to believe this guy isn't doing this on purpose.
>>10029954How's your first day on /ck/ been?
>>10029786Do you think she saves the video of her throwing it all up?
>>10029888Those gooks look so weird with their whitened skin and make-up. Somebody should let them know that they look like clowns, wannabe white.
>>10030183Everyone wants to be American.
>>10030186>Everyone wants to be American.Agreed. Just look at how happy this sloppy nigger is to be waving the red white & blue. lol
>>10030194based autistic retard always posting the same jpgs with the same retarded autistic comments
>>10029786>>10029786jesus i hate these no-tits, duckface attention whores
>>10030194Wtf is wrong with your country?
>>10030194Beyoncé has let herself go I see.
>>10030068>healthy>the first thing someone grabs are a handful of chips
>>10030452They probably shouldn't have cut the "relatively" off the start
>>10030390Its finally nice to see one of these that I would be able to make myself.
>>10029908Here's another webum. Diversify your spoonfeeding.
>>10030095She barely ate anything.
:stop crust cutter webms:
>>10030186Who doesn't love good smoked BBQ?
>>10030276Come on you fucks, you can get more cheese on there.
>>10029908what was he forced to taste?
>>10030186Maybe in the 50's. Not anymore Pedro.
>>10031040It surprised me that he wouldn't take the change when he was clearly scrounging for every penny.
>>10031049He's poor but he still has manners
>>10031055Fast food workers don't expect tips... the only time people leave their change at burger king is when they can't be arsed to carry it around.
>>10031065That's fine with me, I'd rather some charity got my pennies than my "bowl of miscellaneous change"
>>10031177It is tragic that taco bell doesnt use black olives anymore
>>10031069whats he making?
>>10030488Is that a kilo of cocaine?
>>10031356No, you fool. It's money held onto a weighted object to keep it from flying all over the place
>>10031302looks like paul dano lmao
>>10031516Okay that is priceless.
>>10031510So gay im speechless
>>10031528No, it's $14.69.
>>10030776>>10030754>>10030276These things look tasty, but why do they always go so fuckin' hard on the cheese?
>>10030323those look really good
>>10031634Looks like he's eating shit straight from the source. Whoever thought of this device is either max degenerate or a master troll.
>>10031252Yeah looks good. I don't think you can get an olive at all from Taco Bell anymore
>>10031634I understand wanting to make things easy, but the texture and plating is all off
>>10031897It's not like cooking eggs was ever not easy.
>>10031816Need more salt, pepper, and buffalo sauce.
>>10029934this isn't /foodgore/
what's the crust meme all about?
>>10030276>>10030323is there a youtube channel for these kinds of videos?
>>10030276This was a fucking nightmare to watch. I have so many questions.Why only use a quarter of the beef?Why didn't you cook the beef and onion down then slowly add in seasoning? Is this supposed to be a ((((((((((healthy alternative))))))))))? BECAUSE YOU ADDED FUCKING GRAVY TO THE TOPDID YOU ADD THE GRAVY TO COVER UP YOUR BURNT AS FUCK CAULIFLOWER????
>>10031252It's good they don't.Olives and pickles need to be fucking eradicated from this earth
>>10031626so that you get the visuals of melting cheese on it. honestly it's not like you can't alter the recipe
>>10031953Best post of the year Its only the first month though
>>10030776This isn't cooking, it's playing with your food. Anyone who makes this will have retard friends who think it's the greatest thing ever too.
>>10032039>pulls out all of the INSIDES OF THE BREAD>throws it outnext level reverse crust cutting
>>10031177Woah! This must be old. That news man was a white guy in Detroit.
>>10031634e v e r y time
>>10031816KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME frozen tater totspre cooked chickendidn't even ass herself to make a spicy sauce>hahha oh wow im such a good cook! the boys love my totsthis one hits home for me especially because I lived with a cople whose girlfriend would always make tater tot casserole like it was a true culinary experience. I like home cooking but jesus fuck potatos and cheese? she claimed it's what won him over and I was forced to be polite and eat a small portion with a smile. GOD THESE PISS ME OFF, where can I find more?
>>10032170pls god no
>>10032170How to plug your butthole in preparation for hibernation.
>>10029958>not being a veteran on the cooking part of a chinaman cartoon imageboard.How shameful
>>10032258Why are those eggs so weird and gritty looking?
>>10032269they probably took out the egg whites
>>10032291Is making boring-ass sandwiches using multiple dinner rolls some new innovative cuisine I haven't heard about I haven't heard about yet?
>>10032314it's supposed to be simple, easy and tasty while not appearing as boring as they are.
>>10032385>ground chickenwtf i thought all chicken lived on the ground
>>10032325Why does this feel so mean? It's like watching someone take my meal away piece by piece.
>>10030068how do you get ice out perfectly like that?
>>10031254Looks like cuttlefish that's been simmering in some kind of broth.
Man, webm threads have really gone to shit lately. This is worse than Jackposting
>>10032314Just easy shit to make for a group. Parties n shit
>>10032425Into the trash it goes
>>10032269Because they're not overcooked like you're used to.
>>10032445best part of the party is being the guy in the kitchen working his ass off so everyone loves it. Even better is if you cook at a guest's house and clean up. Nobody touches the cheap shit and if they do, you hang out with idiots. Home made fast food is about as low as you can sink. Check out this sketti at 3:17https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1X2FBf7hw&t=14s
>>10032425Where are these from? I need to hate it more.
>>10032445>Just easy shit to make for a group. Parties n shitIs this what fatties say to justify cooking for 8 and then eating it all?
>>10032491>>10032483jesus fucking christ it's not like they bought freezer lasagna and threw it in the fucking microwave. what's wrong with buying a fresh baked fucking chicken or using vegetables????? ground beef? literally fresh food making simple shit and yall are screaming fatty and posting disgusting youtube videos
>>10032502You sound hangry. Have a snickers, big dawg
>>10032516I don't eat chocolate..
>>10032483>butter and ketchup
>>10032490seriously is this a youtube channel?I need to feel better about myself.
>>10032544they get posted to facebook pretty often.. that's all I know.
>>10032550>facebookof course facebook retards would think they are "cooking" when they make this shit. Imagine these people on Chopped (it's gay but I like the premise). Thy would get handed hamburger, tater tots, and hot sauce, and say I made hamburger hot sauce casserole with cheese topping.
>>10032085jokes on you, our news anchors are still white
>>10031953So I looked this up on YouTube. Died a bit inside. If I was a toddler I would legit think it was funny though. On demand kids entertainment, what a world we live in.
>>10032544dude it's called fucking tastysearch it on youtube or googlegod fucking dammit
>>10032392hahaha no, many chciekns are fly
>>10032627>fucking tastythanks, it was nowhere in the filename or mentioned in the thread. I even checked the file info and still no answer so yes thank you, fag.
>>10032669ur welcome bitch
>>10032670how in the fuck did /b/ slip in here?
MORE ITERATIONS OF CHEESE/MEAT/CARBS/CHEESE PLEASE I AM VERY CLOSE TO EJACULATING ON MY MICROWAVE NUGGERS
>>10032405from the ice tray? if you twist it it breaks all the ice free from the form and makes pretty good cubes
>>10032266>How shamefulit actually is
>>10032405They used a rubber tray.
>>10032544I think I've seen these on Livestrong or some similar site.
>>10032627thanks faggot, it's not coming up as darude sandstorm either.
>>10032781looks like it, thank you, I am a good cook but never thought I'd get rage or entertainment out of /ck/ like I just did. Usually have to go to diy or something for that.
>>10032405you know people who cook use molds right? they aint geniuses
>>10029786>Orders the most expensive thing>eats a few bites>Wont even call you backI cant wait to see this woman in the future.
>>10032932As a rule, I would recommend avoiding people who wear that much makeup.
>>10032951it should be hollow and filled with coca cola
>>10032951>>10032975>>10032985I think it should not be forcing people down the road of depression that it is for the product that it is.
>>10032999are you ok?
>>10032999how could webm of candy make someone depressed, kek
>>10029888Disgusting Gooks. I will never understand Coreaboos.
>>10031634So...this is the power of soyboys...
>>10031634Uncle Bumblefuck made a video on ithttps://youtu.be/ydwaz2oPWY0
>>10030776Is this the famous Chicago style pizza?
>>10033068There's a fun one on /wsg/ where a guy uses hooks to fully open their eyes and they feel like they could see more of the world and are envious of westerners
>>10033051>red coke candywut
>>10033097Yeah, and this is San fransisco style
>asian does mukbang>eats everything in front of her
>american thot does mukbang>won't shut up>wastes food
>american certified lard does mukbang>unsatisfied by human food>tries to eat animal companion
>>10032974I like dating them because it's a good opportunity to teach them to love themselves for themselves, not for who they want to be. Then they dump me and find someone worthwhile.
>>10032148>not taking 10 hours to make your own tater tots from scratchunlike you, most people have a job and cant/wont spend a long time cooking whenever something like this will do the trick
>>10033118carbs, makeup and 99¢ cornwaterstill better than jack or joey
>>10032074lmao. you can see when they first cut into it that the middle is cold and the cheese hasnt melted yet. then they put it in the microwave at the end
>>10030759Can you really pull out all the guts via the gill... flap?
>>10032325how'd he get the yeast out of the water like that??
I seriously cant be the only who one is so fucking tired of these "TASTY" style cooking videos.
>>10033222Only if you are Mads.
>>10033281>he doesn't sustain himself on rage and alcohol alone
>>10033235>Apple watch>Overweight hands/armsNo wonder with all that fucking cheese.
>>10033288Maybe (((they))) should be adding flouride to cheese and pre-made pizza dough rather than water
>>10030276>tomato paste>TOMATO>fucking bechamel What is this shit? I've been seeing this type of trash for years and it's so upsetting. I need to know the source. I need to get right to the source.
>>10031977>>10033301It's gotta be from tasty (buzzfeed) no one else would make something so awful, and I think that's their electric cooktop they brought out.
>>10033329>>10033301You see a square video with people passing ingredients left to right across the screen, it's tasty
>>10033288Don't forget the nail polish, or the fact that they appear to be male.
>>10033332You literally can not simplify a brine further than that. Like, that's the very root of a brine. Like... FUCK!
>>10031177>granny wiping faces with a dirty napkinfuck u gran thats gross
>>10030068>healthy>all loaded with sugar
>not cooking yourselfshig
>>10029923Americans invented barbecue you fag
>>10031792post the clay roast pls
>>10032425the fact that he uses a spatula to spread out the tots instead of just shaking the pan triggers me
>>10033121the cat looks so sad
>>10033332Only just noticed it now but what's with all these videos and bringing the food to the camera as a transition?
>>10033566They have the camera on a tripod looking directly down, so you have to bring stuff in from the side
>>10033580I meant as in they bring the food up to the camera.
>>10031993Your bloodline needs to be eradicated from this earth.
>>10031177>that qt cashieri want taco bell now
>>10031969 crust cutter spotted
>>10032999>that it is for the product that it is.what
>>10033346what could you add to taste?
>>10032141Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have two egg turds?
>>10030776>all that fucking cheesehappy trip to the hospital kiddo
>>10033694>>10033700how many diarrhea kimchi videos do we need?
>>10033156First of all, I've literally never seen a potato so fucking pale, bet it tastes like nothing.And secondly, VEGETARIAN PARMESAN???
>>10033722All Parmesan is vegetarian, anon.
>>10033708two for every Jack webm
>>10033727Parmesan can only be called Parmesan if it's made using cow rennet, so it's not vegetarian/vegan
>>10033722>vegetarian You mean vegan?
>>10032425Use rice and it'd be fine
>>10032975Just fill it with razor blades
>>10030068What a useless video. Anyone who would even consider serving this on the 4th of July already hates America.
>>10033332>YaassAnd I was liking the basic video until then.
>>10033931>using chopsticks to fish out the onion ringswhat a fucking asshole just use tongs.
>>10029908me unironically when I used szechuan peppercorns as a substitute for regular peppercorns
>>10029786>duckface, selfies and texting in the middle of the videowhat an annoying cunt, I'd sooner watch a cute asian chick wearing a cat sweater any day of the weak
>>10030776I don't have a problem with bread bowls, but this looks disgusting
>>10034044you have to take into account the reddit demographic
>>10034221I don't have to do shit.
>>10033241He uses a crane to get it out
>>10030194>not being american>not eating a tripple cheeseburger from wendys then getting a bj from a fat neegress than can unhinge her jaw are you people gay or just boring?
>>10029529wow 11 whole posts without some fucking imbecile posting a jack webm for the 50th fucking timenew record boiz
>>10030194cover that in a burqa and replace the flags and europeans will be able to enjoy this wonderfully vibrant demographic of colour as well
>>10032392>he doesn't eat sea-nuggieslmao what a loser
>>10033235i just threw up in my mouth a little bit
>>10031713That's kinda hot.
>>10034254they got deleted but the third and fourth post were originally Jack "bury them in juice" Scalfani
>>10033156Christ this has gotta be one of the worst ones of these shitty things.>doesn't even fold the wonton properly>"vegetarian parmesan" for some reason, why not just leave the cheese out if you're going to use some horrible abomination?>sour cream inside the wonton, and then dipped in more sour cream>fries the wontons extremely unevenly, some are almost burnt around the edges>didn't just make potato pierogi instead and serve caramelized onions on the side
>>10034168So instead of looking at an attention whore you would rather look at another attention whore? Where's the difference?
>>10031510> a big fat hoof clumsily squirting out a swastika onto a microwaved burgeryep, this all checks out
>>10033364If she picked out a good yogurt the only thing there with added sugar is the yogurt pretzels.
>>10032074what a waste of sourdough breadI hate this shit
>>10033156WHY ARE YOU MASHING IT WITH A FORK
All these "Tasty" videos are fucking shit.
>>10034851post something better then
>>10030390Finally! A vid on how to make California pizza
>>10030857the ovulation resuidue muffin.
>>10034803They could have easily fixed it and improved the recipe by crushing the pulled bread into circles and putting them back in as layers.
>>10032408> American CheeseWhy must my country do this...?
>>10031500Would unironically eat this.
>>10034858oh no it's the bacon wheel again
>>10035050Did someone ask for bacon?
>>10033364Can we stop pretending all sugar is the devil? Theres a difference between processed sugar and sugar in fruits.
>>10035486Sucrose is table sugar. Fructose is a covalent bond formed by six sucrose molecules in a polypetide chain. When you eat fructose your body breaks the polypeptide chain into two tripeptide chains, making sucralose. Sucralose eventually gets broken down into sucrose when your body starts burning it for fuel, with one of the molecules returning to the blood as sucrose. That molecule gets used later like normal sugar.
>>10035486are you stupid, my man?
>>10035521>Sucralosenigga the body can't utilize sucralose for energy
>>10031993yeah, your olives and pickle more like.
>>10032408>American CheeseThere are always things that make people vastly dislike their own country, American Cheese is one of those things.
>>10030857The gay chemical. He was 100% straight before he tasted that.
I've never seen these Jack videos from the source. Can someone make a "Best of" video or series on Youtube with these clips? Nobody ever posts the sources; just the webms.
>>10035915https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69here you go
>>10035982>69truly Jack is /oneofus/
>>10035915you've never heard of me?!
>>10033118It's gotta be such a pain in the ass to do anything with all that makeup, super long nails, and hair always getting in your face. Thank god I'm not a woman.
>>10034887I mean, sure, but just using sourdough for that monstrosity alone triggers me.
>>10032425That looks fucking awful.>>10033860A good adjustment.
>>10029786shit now i Realize that I hate people
>>10031356How much do you think a kilo is, exactly?
>>10033931So I've always wondered: for beer batter, are you supposed to use good beer like how you're supposed to cook with good wine, or can you just use whatever the fuck?
>>10033700I like how they fuck up with the chip on the first try.
>>10033161>being older than 8 years old and eating tater tots/thinking they are a legitimate food item
>>10031626>cheeseCheese, to me, is death. I never touch the stuff. Who uses lard anymore? Same kinda thing in my mind.
>>10031634fuck this looks good
>>10036627>are you supposed to use good beernah, and>like how you're supposed to cook with good wineyou aren't
>>10035061>tfw there was a more efficient way to peel a boiled egg this whole time
>>10036627>do you need good alcohol for cookingyou never doyou don't need good sake to make rice fluffier either by the way.
>>10031626Big cheese, no joke.
>>10033118source on the girl pls
>>10032408>American Cheese slicesAnd I stopped watching there...
>>10036821You can take your gummy worms straight back to hell.
>>10035486>>10035521The fiber in fruits helps to slow down the processing of glucose, giving you more energy for longer and avoiding the dreaded "blood sugar spike", not to mention there is way less sugar in say, one strawberry than in one peach ring.
>>10036821>all those fucking lumps in the cake batter
>>10035746Not until it breaks the peptide bonds
>>10036821This is pretty standard birthday cake for kids who like gummy worms. Saw it a lot as a kid.
>>10033140I want to believe there are actually retards in the world like this.
>>10033407which one is that
>>10034052Or just use chopsticks you already have on hand?
>>10034654Am I the only person who has never felt compelled to eat a tide pod? What the fuck is with the sudden surge in this meme?
>>10036821Holy shit I loved this stuff as a kidWould probably make me vomit now, but fuck. I loved mud and worms desert
>>10033741Just put it in low, ffs... He's either a huge troll, or legit retarded.
>>10036949nigger sucralose is splenda which is 0 calories and has no glycemic impact on the body
>>10031177>that cashier>that chad>those happy families
>>10033199What is this autistic obsession of yours?>>10033235Would be better with a bunch of small dogs instead
>>10036627Use good. You don't get as much of the quality benefit as with wine, but it's still noticeable.
>>10029958Dude ain't wrong. It's an act. He's playing it up for the camera.
>>10030488that was pretty greatbut surely the pizza would be fucked, i delivered pizza and if the angle of the pizza box was slight all the toppings would slide off because it was still hot
>>10033364>85 calories per cup>15 grams of sugar per 148 grams of weight>its loded with shyuugarrr goyes!1!Kys