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>> No.10027731

banana poop? turn your fruit into poop

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>> No.10027818

id post more but for some reason it's not letting me post webms right now.

>> No.10027976

does anyone know why I can't post webms or any pictures? it's pissing me off a bit

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>> No.10028004

bon appetit bien sur ;)

>> No.10028040

My grandma has one of those. It's a bit of a bitch to clean. The food tastes exactly as you'd imagine. Fruit, but frozen. Not too exciting.

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>> No.10028151

>the new way to .webm ;^]

>> No.10028153

>the new way to webm ;^]

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fucking jack looks like big smoke lmao

>> No.10029823

what the fuck is with jack and undercooking meat

fucking pork looks like rubber

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Do things work again?

>> No.10029899

everything but your dick is working

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Jack is completely incompetent.
Thats all.

>> No.10029914

yes but they broke captcha

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>> No.10029918

I'm getting one or two gay vibes from this.

>> No.10029922

Newfags can't into satire.

>> No.10029923

>well it looks good from the outside it has to be good inside aswell
>just gonna put the heat up all the way i aint waitin
>man im excited to show off my AWESOME BEAR CLAWS

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>> No.10029954

I refuse to believe this guy isn't doing this on purpose.

>> No.10029958

How's your first day on /ck/ been?

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>> No.10030095

Do you think she saves the video of her throwing it all up?

>> No.10030183

Those gooks look so weird with their whitened skin and make-up. Somebody should let them know that they look like clowns, wannabe white.

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Everyone wants to be American.

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>Everyone wants to be American.

Agreed. Just look at how happy this sloppy nigger is to be waving the red white & blue. lol

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>> No.10030281

based autistic retard always posting the same jpgs with the same retarded autistic comments

>> No.10030288

jesus i hate these no-tits, duckface attention whores

>> No.10030313


Wtf is wrong with your country?

>> No.10030318

Beyoncé has let herself go I see.

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>> No.10030452

>the first thing someone grabs are a handful of chips

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They probably shouldn't have cut the "relatively" off the start

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>> No.10030559

Its finally nice to see one of these that I would be able to make myself.

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Here's another webum. Diversify your spoonfeeding.

>> No.10030768

She barely ate anything.

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:stop crust cutter webms:

>> No.10030779

Who doesn't love good smoked BBQ?

>> No.10030845

Come on you fucks, you can get more cheese on there.

>> No.10030857

what was he forced to taste?

>> No.10030957

Maybe in the 50's. Not anymore Pedro.

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>> No.10031049

It surprised me that he wouldn't take the change when he was clearly scrounging for every penny.

>> No.10031055

He's poor but he still has manners

>> No.10031065

Fast food workers don't expect tips... the only time people leave their change at burger king is when they can't be arsed to carry it around.

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That's fine with me, I'd rather some charity got my pennies than my "bowl of miscellaneous change"

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>> No.10031252

It is tragic that taco bell doesnt use black olives anymore

>> No.10031254

whats he making?

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>> No.10031356

Is that a kilo of cocaine?

>> No.10031363

No, you fool. It's money held onto a weighted object to keep it from flying all over the place

>> No.10031369

looks like paul dano lmao

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>> No.10031528

Okay that is priceless.

>> No.10031530

So gay im speechless

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>> No.10031586

No, it's $14.69.

>> No.10031626


These things look tasty, but why do they always go so fuckin' hard on the cheese?

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>> No.10031667

those look really good

>> No.10031713

Looks like he's eating shit straight from the source. Whoever thought of this device is either max degenerate or a master troll.

>> No.10031733

Yeah looks good. I don't think you can get an olive at all from Taco Bell anymore

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>> No.10031897

I understand wanting to make things easy, but the texture and plating is all off

>> No.10031904

It's not like cooking eggs was ever not easy.

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>> No.10031923

Need more salt, pepper, and buffalo sauce.

>> No.10031943

this isn't /foodgore/

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>> No.10031969

what's the crust meme all about?

>> No.10031977

is there a youtube channel for these kinds of videos?

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This was a fucking nightmare to watch. I have so many questions.
Why only use a quarter of the beef?
Why didn't you cook the beef and onion down then slowly add in seasoning?
Is this supposed to be a ((((((((((healthy alternative))))))))))? BECAUSE YOU ADDED FUCKING GRAVY TO THE TOP


>> No.10031993

It's good they don't.
Olives and pickles need to be fucking eradicated from this earth

>> No.10032003

so that you get the visuals of melting cheese on it.
honestly it's not like you can't alter the recipe

>> No.10032028

Best post of the year
Its only the first month though

>> No.10032039

This isn't cooking, it's playing with your food. Anyone who makes this will have retard friends who think it's the greatest thing ever too.

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>> No.10032079

>pulls out all of the INSIDES OF THE BREAD
>throws it out
next level reverse crust cutting

>> No.10032085

Woah! This must be old. That news man was a white guy in Detroit.

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e v e r y time

>> No.10032148

frozen tater tots
pre cooked chicken
didn't even ass herself to make a spicy sauce
>hahha oh wow im such a good cook! the boys love my tots

this one hits home for me especially because I lived with a cople whose girlfriend would always make tater tot casserole like it was a true culinary experience. I like home cooking but jesus fuck potatos and cheese? she claimed it's what won him over and I was forced to be polite and eat a small portion with a smile.
GOD THESE PISS ME OFF, where can I find more?

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>> No.10032216

pls god no

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>> No.10032265

How to plug your butthole in preparation for hibernation.

>> No.10032266

>not being a veteran on the cooking part of a chinaman cartoon imageboard.
How shameful

>> No.10032269

Why are those eggs so weird and gritty looking?

>> No.10032278

white people

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they probably took out the egg whites

>> No.10032314

Is making boring-ass sandwiches using multiple dinner rolls some new innovative cuisine I haven't heard about I haven't heard about yet?

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it's supposed to be simple, easy and tasty while not appearing as boring as they are.

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>> No.10032392

>ground chicken
wtf i thought all chicken lived on the ground

>> No.10032397

Why does this feel so mean? It's like watching someone take my meal away piece by piece.

>> No.10032405

how do you get ice out perfectly like that?

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>> No.10032423

Looks like cuttlefish that's been simmering in some kind of broth.

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>> No.10032440

Man, webm threads have really gone to shit lately. This is worse than Jackposting

>> No.10032445

Just easy shit to make for a group. Parties n shit

>> No.10032472

Into the trash it goes

>> No.10032479

Because they're not overcooked like you're used to.

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>> No.10032483

best part of the party is being the guy in the kitchen working his ass off so everyone loves it. Even better is if you cook at a guest's house and clean up. Nobody touches the cheap shit and if they do, you hang out with idiots. Home made fast food is about as low as you can sink.

Check out this sketti at 3:17

>> No.10032487

Where are these from? I need to hate it more.

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>> No.10032491

>Just easy shit to make for a group. Parties n shit
Is this what fatties say to justify cooking for 8 and then eating it all?

>> No.10032502

jesus fucking christ it's not like they bought freezer lasagna and threw it in the fucking microwave. what's wrong with buying a fresh baked fucking chicken or using vegetables????? ground beef? literally fresh food making simple shit and yall are screaming fatty and posting disgusting youtube videos

>> No.10032516

You sound hangry. Have a snickers, big dawg

>> No.10032528

I don't eat chocolate..

>> No.10032531
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>butter and ketchup

>> No.10032544

seriously is this a youtube channel?
I need to feel better about myself.

>> No.10032550

they get posted to facebook pretty often.. that's all I know.

>> No.10032581

of course facebook retards would think they are "cooking" when they make this shit.
Imagine these people on Chopped (it's gay but I like the premise). Thy would get handed hamburger, tater tots, and hot sauce, and say I made hamburger hot sauce casserole with cheese topping.

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jokes on you, our news anchors are still white

>> No.10032626

So I looked this up on YouTube. Died a bit inside. If I was a toddler I would legit think it was funny though. On demand kids entertainment, what a world we live in.

>> No.10032627

dude it's called fucking tasty
search it on youtube or google
god fucking dammit

>> No.10032659

hahaha no, many chciekns are fly

>> No.10032669

>fucking tasty
thanks, it was nowhere in the filename or mentioned in the thread. I even checked the file info and still no answer so yes thank you, fag.

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ur welcome bitch

>> No.10032688

how in the fuck did /b/ slip in here?

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>> No.10032711

from the ice tray? if you twist it it breaks all the ice free from the form and makes pretty good cubes

>> No.10032718

>How shameful
it actually is

>> No.10032763

They used a rubber tray.

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kill me

>> No.10032781

I think I've seen these on Livestrong or some similar site.

>> No.10032793

thanks faggot, it's not coming up as darude sandstorm either.

>> No.10032802

looks like it, thank you, I am a good cook but never thought I'd get rage or entertainment out of /ck/ like I just did. Usually have to go to diy or something for that.

>> No.10032864

you know people who cook use molds right? they aint geniuses

>> No.10032932

>Orders the most expensive thing
>eats a few bites
>Wont even call you back

I cant wait to see this woman in the future.

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>> No.10032974

As a rule, I would recommend avoiding people who wear that much makeup.

>> No.10032975

it should be hollow and filled with coca cola

>> No.10032985

this :(

>> No.10032999

I think it should not be forcing people down the road of depression that it is for the product that it is.

>> No.10033028

are you ok?

>> No.10033051
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how could webm of candy make someone depressed, kek

>> No.10033068

Disgusting Gooks. I will never understand Coreaboos.

>> No.10033086

So...this is the power of soyboys...

>> No.10033089

Uncle Bumblefuck made a video on it

>> No.10033097

Is this the famous Chicago style pizza?

>> No.10033099

There's a fun one on /wsg/ where a guy uses hooks to fully open their eyes and they feel like they could see more of the world and are envious of westerners

>> No.10033104

>red coke candy

>> No.10033106
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Yeah, and this is San fransisco style

>> No.10033115
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>asian does mukbang
>eats everything in front of her

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>american thot does mukbang
>won't shut up
>wastes food

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>american certified lard does mukbang
>unsatisfied by human food
>tries to eat animal companion

>> No.10033140

I like dating them because it's a good opportunity to teach them to love themselves for themselves, not for who they want to be. Then they dump me and find someone worthwhile.

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>> No.10033161

>not taking 10 hours to make your own tater tots from scratch
unlike you, most people have a job and cant/wont spend a long time cooking whenever something like this will do the trick

>> No.10033166

carbs, makeup and 99¢ cornwater
still better than jack or joey

>> No.10033168

lmao. you can see when they first cut into it that the middle is cold and the cheese hasnt melted yet. then they put it in the microwave at the end

>> No.10033177

>vegetarian permesan

>> No.10033184

>carb wontons

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>> No.10033222

Can you really pull out all the guts via the gill... flap?

>> No.10033235
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>> No.10033241

how'd he get the yeast out of the water like that??

>> No.10033281

I seriously cant be the only who one is so fucking tired of these "TASTY" style cooking videos.

>> No.10033286

Only if you are Mads.

>> No.10033287

>he doesn't sustain himself on rage and alcohol alone

>> No.10033288

>Apple watch
>Overweight hands/arms
No wonder with all that fucking cheese.

>> No.10033291

Maybe (((they))) should be adding flouride to cheese and pre-made pizza dough rather than water

>> No.10033301

>tomato paste
>fucking bechamel

What is this shit? I've been seeing this type of trash for years and it's so upsetting. I need to know the source. I need to get right to the source.

>> No.10033329

It's gotta be from tasty (buzzfeed) no one else would make something so awful, and I think that's their electric cooktop they brought out.

>> No.10033332
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You see a square video with people passing ingredients left to right across the screen, it's tasty

>> No.10033343

Don't forget the nail polish, or the fact that they appear to be male.

>> No.10033346

You literally can not simplify a brine further than that. Like, that's the very root of a brine. Like... FUCK!

>> No.10033358

>granny wiping faces with a dirty napkin

fuck u gran thats gross

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>all loaded with sugar

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>not cooking yourself


>> No.10033369

why tho

>> No.10033370

russians m8

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Oh cmon

>> No.10033397

Americans invented barbecue you fag

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>> No.10033407

post the clay roast pls

>> No.10033416

the fact that he uses a spatula to spread out the tots instead of just shaking the pan triggers me

>> No.10033429

the cat looks so sad

>> No.10033566

Only just noticed it now but what's with all these videos and bringing the food to the camera as a transition?

>> No.10033580
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They have the camera on a tripod looking directly down, so you have to bring stuff in from the side

>> No.10033582

I meant as in they bring the food up to the camera.

>> No.10033610

Your bloodline needs to be eradicated from this earth.

>> No.10033613

>that qt cashier
i want taco bell now

>> No.10033624

>>10031969 crust cutter spotted

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>that it is for the product that it is.

>> No.10033634

what could you add to taste?

>> No.10033659

smug cunt

>> No.10033662

Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have two egg turds?

>> No.10033689

>all that fucking cheese
happy trip to the hospital kiddo

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>> No.10033708

how many diarrhea kimchi videos do we need?

>> No.10033722

First of all, I've literally never seen a potato so fucking pale, bet it tastes like nothing.

>> No.10033727

All Parmesan is vegetarian, anon.

>> No.10033734
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two for every Jack webm

>> No.10033737

Parmesan can only be called Parmesan if it's made using cow rennet, so it's not vegetarian/vegan

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>> No.10033752

You mean vegan?

>> No.10033860

Use rice and it'd be fine

>> No.10033931
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>> No.10033975

Just fill it with razor blades

>> No.10033996

What a useless video. Anyone who would even consider serving this on the 4th of July already hates America.

>> No.10034044

And I was liking the basic video until then.

>> No.10034052

>using chopsticks to fish out the onion rings

what a fucking asshole just use tongs.

>> No.10034069

me unironically when I used szechuan peppercorns as a substitute for regular peppercorns

>> No.10034168

>duckface, selfies and texting in the middle of the video
what an annoying cunt, I'd sooner watch a cute asian chick wearing a cat sweater any day of the weak

>> No.10034172

vaginal fluids

>> No.10034216

I don't have a problem with bread bowls, but this looks disgusting

>> No.10034221

you have to take into account the reddit demographic

>> No.10034238

I don't have to do shit.

>> No.10034239

He uses a crane to get it out

>> No.10034251

>not being american
>not eating a tripple cheeseburger from wendys then getting a bj from a fat neegress than can unhinge her jaw

are you people gay or just boring?

>> No.10034254

wow 11 whole posts without some fucking imbecile posting a jack webm for the 50th fucking time
new record boiz

>> No.10034258

cover that in a burqa and replace the flags and europeans will be able to enjoy this wonderfully vibrant demographic of colour as well

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>> No.10034269

Fucking kek

>> No.10034314

>he doesn't eat sea-nuggies
lmao what a loser

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>> No.10034381

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

>> No.10034421

Leidenfrost effect

>> No.10034429

That's kinda hot.

>> No.10034431

they got deleted but the third and fourth post were originally Jack "bury them in juice" Scalfani

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Christ this has gotta be one of the worst ones of these shitty things.
>doesn't even fold the wonton properly
>"vegetarian parmesan" for some reason, why not just leave the cheese out if you're going to use some horrible abomination?
>sour cream inside the wonton, and then dipped in more sour cream
>fries the wontons extremely unevenly, some are almost burnt around the edges
>didn't just make potato pierogi instead and serve caramelized onions on the side

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>> No.10034724

So instead of looking at an attention whore you would rather look at another attention whore? Where's the difference?

>> No.10034725

> a big fat hoof clumsily squirting out a swastika onto a microwaved burger

yep, this all checks out

>> No.10034729

If she picked out a good yogurt the only thing there with added sugar is the yogurt pretzels.

>> No.10034803

what a waste of sourdough bread
I hate this shit

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>> No.10034832

>boiling milk

>> No.10034851

All these "Tasty" videos are fucking shit.

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post something better then

>> No.10034859

Finally! A vid on how to make California pizza

>> No.10034872

the ovulation resuidue muffin.

>> No.10034887

They could have easily fixed it and improved the recipe by crushing the pulled bread into circles and putting them back in as layers.

>> No.10034966

> American Cheese
Why must my country do this...?

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>> No.10035000

Would unironically eat this.

>> No.10035050

oh no it's the bacon wheel again

>> No.10035061
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Did someone ask for bacon?

>> No.10035486

Can we stop pretending all sugar is the devil? Theres a difference between processed sugar and sugar in fruits.

>> No.10035521
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Sucrose is table sugar. Fructose is a covalent bond formed by six sucrose molecules in a polypetide chain. When you eat fructose your body breaks the polypeptide chain into two tripeptide chains, making sucralose. Sucralose eventually gets broken down into sucrose when your body starts burning it for fuel, with one of the molecules returning to the blood as sucrose. That molecule gets used later like normal sugar.

>> No.10035522

are you stupid, my man?

>> No.10035746

nigga the body can't utilize sucralose for energy

>> No.10035776

yeah, your olives and pickle more like.

>> No.10035884

>American Cheese
There are always things that make people vastly dislike their own country, American Cheese is one of those things.

>> No.10035896

The gay chemical. He was 100% straight before he tasted that.

>> No.10035915

I've never seen these Jack videos from the source. Can someone make a "Best of" video or series on Youtube with these clips? Nobody ever posts the sources; just the webms.

>> No.10035982


here you go

>> No.10036025


truly Jack is /oneofus/

>> No.10036028
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you've never heard of me?!

>> No.10036082
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authentic pizza

>> No.10036423

It's gotta be such a pain in the ass to do anything with all that makeup, super long nails, and hair always getting in your face. Thank god I'm not a woman.

>> No.10036479

I mean, sure, but just using sourdough for that monstrosity alone triggers me.

>> No.10036480

That looks fucking awful.

A good adjustment.

>> No.10036511

shit now i Realize that I hate people

>> No.10036522

How much do you think a kilo is, exactly?

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>> No.10036627


So I've always wondered: for beer batter, are you supposed to use good beer like how you're supposed to cook with good wine, or can you just use whatever the fuck?

>> No.10036649


I like how they fuck up with the chip on the first try.

>> No.10036680

>being older than 8 years old and eating tater tots/thinking they are a legitimate food item

>> No.10036683

Cheese, to me, is death. I never touch the stuff. Who uses lard anymore? Same kinda thing in my mind.

>> No.10036716

fuck this looks good

>> No.10036729

>are you supposed to use good beer
nah, and
>like how you're supposed to cook with good wine
you aren't

>> No.10036761

>tfw there was a more efficient way to peel a boiled egg this whole time

>> No.10036764

>do you need good alcohol for cooking
you never do
you don't need good sake to make rice fluffier either by the way.

>> No.10036770

Big cheese, no joke.

>> No.10036772

source on the girl pls

>> No.10036786

>American Cheese slices
And I stopped watching there...

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>> No.10036835

>not tender

>> No.10036856


You can take your gummy worms straight back to hell.

>> No.10036859

The fiber in fruits helps to slow down the processing of glucose, giving you more energy for longer and avoiding the dreaded "blood sugar spike", not to mention there is way less sugar in say, one strawberry than in one peach ring.

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>> No.10036905
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>all those fucking lumps in the cake batter

>> No.10036949

Not until it breaks the peptide bonds

>> No.10036955

This is pretty standard birthday cake for kids who like gummy worms. Saw it a lot as a kid.

>> No.10036976

I want to believe there are actually retards in the world like this.

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which one is that

>> No.10037059

Or just use chopsticks you already have on hand?

>> No.10037066

Am I the only person who has never felt compelled to eat a tide pod? What the fuck is with the sudden surge in this meme?

>> No.10037080

Holy shit I loved this stuff as a kid
Would probably make me vomit now, but fuck. I loved mud and worms desert

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Nice one

>> No.10037144

Just put it in low, ffs... He's either a huge troll, or legit retarded.

>> No.10037210

nigger sucralose is splenda which is 0 calories and has no glycemic impact on the body

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>that cashier
>that chad
>those happy families

>> No.10037397

What is this autistic obsession of yours?
Would be better with a bunch of small dogs instead

>> No.10037445

Use good. You don't get as much of the quality benefit as with wine, but it's still noticeable.

>> No.10037601

Dude ain't wrong. It's an act. He's playing it up for the camera.

>> No.10037816

that was pretty great
but surely the pizza would be fucked, i delivered pizza and if the angle of the pizza box was slight all the toppings would slide off because it was still hot

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>85 calories per cup
>15 grams of sugar per 148 grams of weight
>its loded with shyuugarrr goyes!1!

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