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10019217 No.10019217 [Reply] [Original]

Why is vanilla constantly being attacked?

>> No.10019321

It's not.

>> No.10019322

What do you mean? I've only ever heard good things about vanilla.

>> No.10019327

>>10019217
can you dumb mongrels stop making threads that dont make any fucking sense?

>> No.10019328

FUCK YOU VANILLA

>> No.10019333

why is that vanilla black

>> No.10019341

Because it's always the safest option. Undecided? Vanilla. Afraid? Vanilla. Depressed? Vanilla. Excited? Vanilla. Meh? Vanilla. Vanilla? Vanilla. So, it gets attacked because it's the plain/pussy choice.

I am a pretty cool guy, so you'll always see me choose chocolate.

>> No.10019356

>>10019333
YAKUB made it

>> No.10019376

>>10019333
how else is it going to steal your tastebuds?

>> No.10019431

>>10019217
More like WHY IS VANILLA SO EXPENSIVE

HOW CAN ORCHID SEEDS BE SO HARD TO HARVEST

>> No.10020768

>>10019327
this is /ck/ you're asking for too much

>> No.10020780
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>> No.10020786

>>10019431
A couple of years ago there was a big vanilla bubble that popped, many vanilla farmers lost a lot of money on it so they started growing other crops like palm oil instead. Recently, due to pushes from customers Nestlé and some other major food corporations have decided to use real vanilla beans in their products, so the demand has risen enormously for vanilla. Unfortunately it takes around 3 years for a vanilla orchid to produce viable vanilla, so vanilla is extremely expensive now, until the farmers can catch up with demand by switching back to vanilla. And as you already know, vanilla isn't easy to grow, you need to pollinate every single flower by hand and it takes forever.

>> No.10020802
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10020802

bc he fucking keeps stealing furniture

>> No.10020803

>>10020786
Also, Madagascar was hit by a cyclone.

>> No.10020809

>>10020786
>And as you already know, vanilla isn't easy to grow, you need to pollinate every single flower by hand and it takes forever.
Can't they just go to the store and get it in those little bottles?

>> No.10020819
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10020819

>go to some Asian shithole
>order vanilla milkshake
>it's banana flavored

>> No.10020836

>>10020803
Didn't know that actually, but that also explains it.
Vanilla beans are approx 80% more expensive where I live compared to a year ago. Shit's crazy.

>> No.10022755

>was given a jar of vanilla beans
>still no idea how to use them
What do?

>> No.10023149

>>10019217
Because morons think vanilla flavor = plain flavor. It might be hard to comprehend but the average normalfag geniunely doesn't know that vanilla is an actual ingredient, and isn't just another word for plain.

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10023221

Nielsen-Massey vanilla. Always use more than recommended. Sadly $$$$.

>> No.10023238

>>10019217
It's overdone in many ways

>> No.10023248

Lately I find myself getting unreasonably angry at people shitting on vanilla. Whenever something is boring, it's "vanilla". But WHY? Vanilla is DELICIOUS.

I think it must come from the fact that vanilla ice cream is white. If it were any other color, vanilla wouldn't be so vilified.

>> No.10024069

>>10019327
please for the love of god this

>> No.10024082

because vanilla is racist, FUCK VANILLA

cocoa cant be racist tho

>> No.10024094

>>10019341
Faggot

>> No.10024105

>>10019217
because vanilla was created by the devil to oppress the STRONG CHOCOLATE MAN

>> No.10024139

>>10020802
Made me laugh a little but heartily.

>> No.10024198

>>10024082
yeah nigga fight the powah

>> No.10024234

>>10020836
picked up 2 gallons of nielsen massey for 200 each on ebay a couple weeks ago.
great deal.

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>>10020780
>white mongrel hand

>> No.10024296

>>10024248
>not being white
I feel so bad for you.

>> No.10024306

>>10024296
>americans are white

>> No.10024389

fake vanilla tastes better. I use the bakers vanilla.
vanilla extract simply tastes like alcohol.

>> No.10024451

Why aren't tonka beans legalized? It seems ridiculous

>> No.10025343

>>10019341
Vanilla being plain is literally a historical meme that only retards fall for.

>> No.10025375

>>10019341
vanilla is objectively and scientifically tastier than chocolate tho....

>> No.10025395 [DELETED] 

>vanilla
>gets equated with whiteness
>is actually blacked

>cocoa
>gets equated with blacked
>its actually white

why did this happem, /ck/?

>> No.10025401 [DELETED] 

>>10025375
>scientifically tastier

kys

>> No.10025402
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>>10025401
>

>> No.10025409

END VANILLA SUPREMACY

>> No.10025410

>>10019217
artificial vanilla ice cream is bland and gives people false impressions about vanilla

>> No.10025421

>>10019217
>>10019431
>>10020786
>>10020803
>>10020809
You know vanilla beans are too expensive when Costco had to remove their Kirkland Signature vanilla pints

>> No.10025664

>>10025410
vanilla ice cream with real vanilla bean is perfection though

>> No.10026439

>>10019217
Chocolate Rain!!!
vs.
Vanilla Snow!!!!!

>> No.10026833

It's been like this since the vanilla war

>> No.10026856

>>10020780
I've homemade vanilla ice cream. If you put so much vanilla into the ice cream that it turns black like that and you actually eat it, you'll be very very sick for the rest of the day. At the very least, it will clean you out like crazy.
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Vanillin is pharmacologically active, causing depressed blood pressure, increased respiratory rate & death due to cardiovascular collapse [3].

Non-Human Toxicity Values [4]

LD50 Rat oral 1580 mg/kg
LD50 Rat ip 1160 mg/kg
LD50 Rat sc 1500 mg/kg
LD50 Mouse ip 475 mg/kg
LD50 Guinea pig oral 1400 mg/kg
LD50 Guinea pig ip 1190 mg/kg
LD50 Rat oral 2.8 g/kg
LD50 Guinea pig oral 1.40 g/kg
LD50 Mouse ip 0.78 g/kg
LD50 Rat sc 1.8 g/kg
LD50 Dog iv 1.32 g/kg slow in fusion.

>> No.10026931

>>10024389
Is this bait, or are you just drinking it out of the bottle? The alcohol cooks out if you use it as an ingredient and not a condiment.

>> No.10028311

Vanilla is great, just have to be sure not to use too much.

>> No.10028317

>>10022755
eat em bro

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>>10019321
>>10019322
>>10019327
>>10019328

>> No.10032057

>>10019217
Id like a pound of this item fresh
What would be a fair price
From the source or local wholesale reseller

>> No.10032077

>>10019217
people who don't like vanilla are usually the retards who like triple chocolate cakes

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>>10019217
Vanilla Ice sucked ass.

>> No.10032194

>>10026931
I add the fake stuff to drinks and yogurt. I definitely prefer the imitation stuff over the 'alcohol flavored' vanilla.

>> No.10032342

>>10032118
Pics or it never happened


Shoooped shots counts

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10032352

>>10019376
It's posts like these that remind me that, even now, there is still hope for /ck/.