Hey there! Can I get you a drink to start off?

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Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:29:53 2018 No.10014598 [Reply] [Original]

Hey there! Can I get you a drink to start off?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:32:16 2018 No.10014606 >>10014598 coke or pepsi

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:33:46 2018 No.10014609 >>10014598 This is when my BITCH MOTHER orders a coffee and she leaves before i can see the FUCKING MENU i dont care if every cafe serves flat white and you want a flat fucking white LET ME ORDER MY DRINK BITCH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:39:30 2018 No.10014617 Grande cold brew, two add shots, one pump of peppermint Don't you dare fucking judge me until you've had it. It's so clean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:41:08 2018 No.10014620 farts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:42:39 2018 No.10014624 Water with half the ice you'd normally put also we need bread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:43:11 2018 No.10014626 >>10014620 Sniiffffff mmm smells pungent... oderous even my dear...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:44:32 2018 No.10014631 >>10014624 what kind of dingus doesn't like ice, wtf. ice makes the drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:47:03 2018 No.10014636 You could bother me for a nice tall glass of shut the hell up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:11:18 2018 No.10014694 >>10014598 salam alakam. just kidding, vodka g with k1. btw change the channel to football (soccer). thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:15:01 2018 No.10014706 >>10014598 thats one sexy mexican

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:17:29 2018 No.10014711 >>10014598 Hey baby, you can start off by giving me your home address so I can call ICE. Also yes, I'll have a Coke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 05:38:06 2018 No.10015090 >>10014598 I'll have some iced tea witha straw please and sugar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 05:48:57 2018 No.10015105 Yes, hun. I'll take a tap water if you'll please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 05:56:57 2018 No.10015127 >>10014711 What kinda coke? We have Pepsi, sprite, and bang's

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:11:55 2018 No.10015157 >>10014598 A cup of your finest pussy juice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:17:03 2018 No.10015164 >>10014598 I don't tip

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:17:07 2018 No.10015165 File: 283 KB, 499x513, 1506813422644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10014598 y-you too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:25:02 2018 No.10015190 >>10014598 I don't tip, get me a fresh squeezed orange juice you nasty Mexiwhore

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:42:51 2018 No.10015248 File: 2.84 MB, 4000x3000, 1504595623703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ahhhh-nnnn nyeah I'm good, thanks. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:47:59 2018 No.10015256 >>10015164 >>10015190 I'd give her the tip. If ya know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 07:34:37 2018 No.10015361 >>10014598 I'll take as many locally sourced jams as possible, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 08:06:41 2018 No.10015439 I hate this shit. Bitch I havent even seen your menu yet. I dont know if I will have, beef, pork, chicken, fish, pasta or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 08:12:08 2018 No.10015451 I'll take a large coke, a large coke, a medium coke, a small coke, a small coke, a small coke, and a small coke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 08:17:21 2018 No.10015464 File: 117 KB, 1250x874, seinfeld.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10014598 3 raw porks and a half summaya

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 09:35:37 2018 No.10015693 >>10015439 Just ask for water and order your drink the second time she comes around

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 09:44:42 2018 No.10015714 >>10014598 your hot piss in my mouth

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 09:51:07 2018 No.10015736 >>10014598 locally sourced H2O please

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:01:45 2018 No.10015769 >>10014609 yeesh, no good boy points for you this month.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:04:52 2018 No.10015777 >>10015736 >local h2o >consuming dead water poisoned by chemicals and irradiated by UV or other life-killing processes I'd like a half liter of your fluoride-free, chlorine-free RAW water, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:14:15 2018 No.10015814 >>10014624 B A S E D A S E D

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:16:51 2018 No.10015829 can i get UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:24:58 2018 No.10015859 >>10014598 Pussy juice martini

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:30:48 2018 No.10015884 >>10015769 *princess points

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:41:37 2018 No.10015922 >>10015884 If you have a penis, you get GBP, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:51:19 2018 No.10015962 >>10014598 Your milkies, please

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:27:48 2018 No.10016348 File: 27 KB, 800x600, Proper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10014631 I order water without ice because I'm thirsty and want to chug the mofo without lowering my body core temperature

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:29:16 2018 No.10016356 >>10014609 I automatically went to send you to your room after reading this. You need a time out and calm down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:31:00 2018 No.10016363 Orangeade with two slices of lìmon por favor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:32:21 2018 No.10016368 >>10016348 >without lowering my body core temperature why would you possibly want to avoid this? Are you quite sickly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:33:17 2018 No.10016378 >One alcoholic beverage order so far This thread is like a tiny babby. Medium dry Tanqueray Ten martini with some olive brine on the side, and a glass of soda water please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:33:23 2018 No.10016379 >>10014598 "could I see your taplist"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:35:25 2018 No.10016390 >>10014598 Coke with no ice please. Fine, pepsi is ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:36:17 2018 No.10016395 >>10014598 Yes please I want to request another waitress with sleeves on

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:37:12 2018 No.10016402 >>10016395 Do beautiful Hispanic armpits intimidate you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:37:28 2018 No.10016405 File: 9 KB, 220x250, lindo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10016368 ice water can cause cramping - don't believe me? - go chug a glass of ice water eyes up here, buddy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:41:22 2018 No.10016420 >>10016405 >eyes up here no. you are not the boss of me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:44:14 2018 No.10016436 >>10016420 stop staring at her low cut jeans, where her goodies is just centimeters away - stare at her boobies instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:44:32 2018 No.10016437 >>10016405 >Prime Lohan Muh dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 12:46:26 2018 No.10016447 >>10016405 I chug ice water all the time, the worst I get is a brain freeze. Maybe ur a lil' bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 14:24:58 2018 No.10016864 water for now, I'll order a cocktail when you come back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 14:26:40 2018 No.10016871 >>10014631 the more ice the less drink dipshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 14:45:45 2018 No.10016952 >>10015256 elaborate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 14:57:05 2018 No.10016997 >>10016447 >worst I get is a brain freeze Not much to worry about I your case I take it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 14:59:06 2018 No.10017008 >>10014598 Sorry I thought you'd understand I'd like a water, since I am a regular after all >O-okay sir well get you one water Alright, you seem busy, so I may still tip you >Yes sir Oh and don't forget our bread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 14:59:48 2018 No.10017015 Ah, it is happy hour? One pitcher of coors light for 6 and a half dollars and some lemon, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 15:01:12 2018 No.10017022 >>10015451 so 4 large cokes, got it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 15:03:22 2018 No.10017032 No thank you. I brought my own water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 15:12:51 2018 No.10017086 >>10014598 Diet coke always or carbonated water

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 15:18:44 2018 No.10017122 File: 46 KB, 480x480, 1514845433175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >double gin please

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 15:50:55 2018 No.10017257 File: 77 KB, 750x780, 1494700703339.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10016997

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 18:13:26 2018 No.10018036 >>10016871 The more ice, the more watered down your bottomless drink is. Think about that statement for a minute, think about why I’m right and then form a coherent response that consists of your apology.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:48:47 2018 No.10018501 >>10014598 Lemme get a Sam seasonal

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 19:52:41 2018 No.10018515 >>10014598 can i get a mai tai with extra grenedine I don't really like the taste of alcohol

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 20:22:13 2018 No.10018636 >>10014598 I don't know. Can you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 20:27:37 2018 No.10018663 >>10014598 daddy's cummies tyvm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 20:29:50 2018 No.10018677 >>10016405 This is not a problem for normal people, you are ill

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 22:23:59 2018 No.10019145 >>10018036 not really. If you drink it fast enough, the ice doesn't have enough time to melt to cause significant watering down. Just keep slamming down the drinks and you're good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 22:29:44 2018 No.10019174 For me it's diet Coke and an ice water

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 23:40:20 2018 No.10019422 >>10016405 Fuck she used to be so hot. What a waste

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 23:42:29 2018 No.10019428 >>10014598 sharts Yeah, I'll have a large diet coke, 1/4th regular coke with little ice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 23:59:41 2018 No.10019506 Pint of Guinness and a quiet booth please

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 00:04:16 2018 No.10019524 File: 34 KB, 1200x600, landscape_nrm_1420743157-bond.jpg?resize=1200:*.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A diet coke and some sugar packets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 00:05:45 2018 No.10019531 >>10014598 Unsweet ice tea pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 00:32:05 2018 No.10019638 just lemon slices please

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 00:54:18 2018 No.10019720 >>10014694 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 10:32:30 2018 No.10021191 >>10014598 Double grey goose and vodka, neat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 10:32:45 2018 No.10021192 >>10015165 kek Yes, I'll have an IPA and also a small bowl of sugar to sweeten to taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:05:55 2018 No.10023431 File: 200 KB, 764x512, 1515548851247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10014598 milky

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:28:10 2018 No.10023564 >>10014598 You handed me the menu 2 seconds ago. Let a nigga breathe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:29:58 2018 No.10023575 >>10014598 Y- you too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:33:06 2018 No.10023598 A single shot of Bullit bourbon. Neat if you please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:37:34 2018 No.10023636 >>10014598 Ill take a bowl of boiled eggs and your number.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:42:21 2018 No.10023664 File: 9 KB, 400x250, endless-deal-with-it.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Two shots of espresso over ice and a water, please and thank you." >implying bitches don't get wet for good table manners

Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:49:36 2018 No.10023700
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>>10023664
>manners
>please and thank you
Manners? Try coming off less bitchy. Anyone who tries to pull a "please and thank you" like they're entitled to shit but are forced to act polite to the pleb folk can eat shit and die.

tl;dr version:

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:51:28 2018 No.10023710 >>10023700 That's nothing special anyone can eat shit and die it's easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:55:44 2018 No.10023729 File: 2.85 MB, 298x224, chuckle intensifies.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10023710 But still fuck you if you're the "please and thank you" anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 22:39:20 2018 No.10024630 >>10015714 Based peepee poster

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 22:48:08 2018 No.10024677 Listen ere, one bud unopened n a sweet tea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 22:50:03 2018 No.10024691 >>10015248 I don’t understand why do you keep posting this?

Anonymous Mon Jan 22 00:23:24 2018 No.10025054

>>10023664
>>10023700
If you actually ever say "Please and thank you" you are what is wrong with society. Thanking someone PRIOR implies that you know they're going to do what you just asked, which defeats the entire purpose of saying "please" in the first place. Just fucking thank them when they bring you your shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 00:57:35 2018 No.10025183 >>10014598 I'll have half a glass of cooked rice topped up with coke (Pepsi's fine) heated under the heat lamp for a few minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 01:01:13 2018 No.10025197 File: 292 KB, 1423x2136, CrILrEh[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I don't drink water

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 01:02:59 2018 No.10025202 Grey goose is vodka. Do you want another kind of vodka too? Do you know what you are doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 01:52:42 2018 No.10025350 >>10015777 >going to restaurants not serving house-distilled agua

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:13:06 2018 No.10025411 I'll have a cok- >Is Pepsi okay? or I'll have a peps- >Is coke okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:17:56 2018 No.10025427 >>10016405 t. Chinese

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:24:54 2018 No.10025454 File: 41 KB, 1033x679, 1496740091807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10014624 Good to see a man of action and reason on /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:34:49 2018 No.10025495 water with a shot of black

Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:05:59 2018 No.10025646

>>10019422
yeah, man.

i'm sure she would have totally fucked you back when she was so hot, too. she must be so desperate 4 ur dick now. so desperate to fuck you. now that you think she's ugly. just think about how desperate she is now that you aren't lusting for her anymore, man she's probably getting so horny for you. but you're a mature man of sophistication and would never tarnish your lil cock with the trash she's become. yeah. you're a real fucking catch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:17:58 2018 No.10025699 >>10014598 Yeah sure I'd like a $23.67 plus tip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:54:51 2018 No.10025854 >>10014598 Yeah, can I get a large beer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:56:44 2018 No.10025860 >>10019422 All women are a waste after 30. Sometimes 35. They can occasionally last until 40 if they're lucky and don't drink alcohol or get too much sun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 04:13:13 2018 No.10025926 >>10014609 >>10016356 This young man needs a spanking, we don't stop until both cheeks are observably rose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 04:23:23 2018 No.10025959 >>10016395 >Yes please I want to request another waitress with sleeves on Heh. We had a waitress at the restaurant I worked at who was a raving "feminist". She always wore sleeveless shirts to show off her hairy armpits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 04:31:36 2018 No.10025991 >>10014624 sorry sir, we only serve bread after you've ordered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 04:32:44 2018 No.10025995 >>10025959 oh wow where is this restaurant I'm so hard just hearing your description

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 11:03:51 2018 No.10026880 >>10025860 oh come on you know that's bullshit. A ton of women stay beautiful until old age, and some even only get beautiful after a certain age.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 11:15:45 2018 No.10026913 >>10014598 Water with lemon.

>>	Anomynous Mon Jan 22 11:57:38 2018 No.10027034 Unsweetened tea

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 12:50:00 2018 No.10027194 >>10015157 dammit I was going to order that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 14:58:32 2018 No.10027455 >>10014598 I'll take a pabst

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 15:12:38 2018 No.10027515 >>10014598 a shirley temple please :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 23:17:04 2018 No.10028335 Ill take a Roy Rodgers . Oh and could I please get a glass of ice water aswell? Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 23:47:05 2018 No.10028356 >>10014598 I'd like my image posting back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 08:47:58 2018 No.10029088 >>10014598 i would like to order her asshole if you cath my drift

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 08:49:58 2018 No.10029097 >>10028335 ice water is one of the worst beverages in the world. why do you want ice in your water? is even the taste of water too powerful for you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 09:07:08 2018 No.10029160 >>10016405 Dude, you're a pussy. I chugged ice cold water after running and I didn't get a cramp. The worst was a brain freeze when I had my head tilted fully back cuz I was so thirsty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 10:31:25 2018 No.10029402 >>10014631 Why the fuck do you want ice in the wintertime? This is a lame amerifat meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 19:24:51 2018 No.10031328 >>10025646 were you molested?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 19:27:22 2018 No.10031339 >>10014598 Bring me an Irish Car Bomb and some spicy chicken wings, brah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 23 19:31:34 2018 No.10031354 I will take a gimlet, thanks.

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