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Super Spicy Edition
>>10014456why are normies trying so hard to force that meme?
>>10014459its something kids are actually doingI don't understand why because it doesn't even get you high or anything
>>10014459>>10014505are you retarded? people are biting them because of the meme that they're secretly delicious. the meme grew from soccer mom concerns that they looked too much like candy and kids would eat them. In a bizarre twist, they spawned a meme making it much more likely for kids to eat them.
>>10014500why does it matter that honey contains no pollendont they filter it out to get the wings and bee shit out
>>10014537What's worse is that is from an official video by Hu Hot Mongolian Grill. So businesses are even actively spreading this shit.
I wonder if adults thought what we got up to 15 years ago was just as ridiculous and stupid as I think kids get into now.
>>10014542that's fucking retarded. just shave all the corn off ffs.
>>10014500I always wonder what diets of the people who make these sorts of lists is like.
>>10014575it boggles me that there are people like this, however the video creator was just looking for views, doesn't follow those principals at all.
the people that live the longest are on a greek island, and none of them are vegetarians or vegans, just sayin.
>>10014578so is this jack guy legally retarded or just fucking dumb?
>>10014500>media misinformation: the postJesus christ.
>>10014605Probably just really dumb but borderline retarded
Can the jack poster not? I mean, at least give the thread a chance before you just dump the same shit we've seen a million times for years.
>>10014625>Avocado bombI can tell I'm already going to be upset by this
>>10014635I am so aroused right now what is this
>>10014581That guy's a badass. Good for him.
>>10014581That legitimately looks fucking delicious. woulddestroy/10
>>10014708What is it about women that makes them so shitty at yelling at people>U GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME! >*lunges*>U GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!>*walks away*>U GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!
>>10014719The way she bites that bugs the fuck out of me.
>>10014566guess I don't need to eat bananas to live
>>10014593Fair enough. I worked at a vegetarian restaurant for a few years. We had a few customers who would send back line item orders of stuff they "couldn't" eat. I imagine there are people out there like that, yet worse. Hyper-hypochondriac sorts of people.
>>10014719pig fucking disgusting people who put pineapple on pizza are the most disgusting creatures on this plant, in actuality, the whole universe
>>10014725probably from california
>>10014578is he trapped chasing the juicy dragon like some sort of fiend or could he stop and cook things through if he wanted?
More tide webms pls
>>10014731pineapple is good
>>10014713You know he's legit because he's part of the one knife Chinese Cleaver master race.
>>10014742it's great! I've even gone to Maui Hwaii's Pineapple fields and tasted them straight off the vine! Absolutely delicious.. and not for putting on Pizza.
>>10014742fuck off haole, you dont know shit about pineapples>>10014751>pineapples>vinesyou know how i can tell youre lying?
>>10014708>>10014721I think it's adorable when they do that.>GET IT RITE THE 1ST TIEM!!>can't open door the first time
>>10014719I have no issue with pineapple on pizza but that base/crust/whatever the fuck you want to call it, is tinner than the carboard box and likely tastes even worse than cardboard.0/10. would not feed to doge.
>>>/wsg/2069410 https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516436757889s.jpgcommercial pressure cooker malfunction
>>10014537what the fuck they don't even look like candy. If anything dishwasher tabs look more like some kinda press candy. God damn people are stupid. End it all already
>>>/wsg/2069426https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516437563509.webmGordon Ramsay Masterchef Junior.
>>>/wsg/2069410https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516436757889.webmcommercial kitchen pressure cooker malfunction
>>10014635Definitely not the worst he's made.
>>10014547I think it's more saying that a lot of honey sold in stores is fake, and just HFCS with food coloring. But in order to be called "honey" it HAS to actually be honey. If you sold fake honey as real honey, you'd be a very easy target of a false-advertising suit. Which is why KFC gives you "honey sauce" packets. Which do contain SOME honey, just not all of it. The rest is cheap HFCS filler.
>>10014731I think it's pretty gross, too. Way too sweet. Most of the people who like it that I know are women. I wonder if it's mostly a female thing in general. Like Starbucks milkshakes. Little harsh though. They're just sugar addicts.
>>10014757>>10014760>tfw knew they grew out of stalks but my retard brain said 'vine' because it sounded better in the sentence. fucking kill me. but really though the Maui Golds are fucking great.
>>10014843the go great in a nice slice of 'go 'za
>>10014757>dude I'm an elitist island monkey and I am the ultimate final authority on what goes on pizza lmao
>>10014625Seriously. Shit gets old
>>10014500Pink slime isn't that bad.
>>10014573confession: i don't think this would be bad on some crackers.that flavor combo isn't too alien to me. i grew up eating stuff like this.
>>10014836WHAT THE FUCK
>>10014581Cringe at all the "positive" bull crap, but those do look pretty tasty.
>>10014699Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight without paying the bill, and no tip.
>>10014777>you will never be this excited to eat food again
>>10014777That is the happiest little puppy that I've ever seen. Nice trips, too.
>>10014777This make me happy and sad at the same timeHappy cause he is a little pupper with the world adoring himSad cause I had to put down my doggo after 13 years of love
>>10014915I once had a friend who would dip her burger and fries into McDonalds Milkshakes.She was not a small girl.
>>10014500>processed foods are processedWOw! I hAD NO IdEa!
>>10014924I'm sad your doggo is dying. But.Try putting down your mother. That hurts.
>>10014766more asian cakes eating barbecue please
>>10014929Try putting down yourself. Now that hurts.
>>10014725She's conscious of her lipstick rubbing off.
>>10014500>so did we creep you out?
>>10014915Fake and gay.
>>10014929I already had him put down. I cried like a baby the entire ordeal, but I never left until he went
>>10014625if we agree not to post disgusting shit like your webm anymore im in
>>10014905like you would walk into anywhere fancier than a mcdonalds in the first place.
>>10014929>>10014933/ck/ webm threads are so toxic
>>10014574pr sure its making fun of other tasty videos, based on the slow peel back shots that are in a lot of those recipe videos
>>10015023>>10015027This is some goofus and gallant shit
>>10015027RIP to pajeet's fingers.
>>10014581>shrimp quesadillaOkay this looks great, this guy had a good idea>>10014902>Cringe at all the "positive" bull crapfuck off mate, I'm not American either, but let that guy do his modest part towards healthier street food
>>10014581Beef is the best
>>10014500>chicken flesh is pink because chickens are fed arsenic
>>10014699How do you eat this? What is it even?
>>10014459because it's the stilysh version of "i want to die so i drink bleach" bleach is soooooo poor people...
>>10015020>/ck/ webm threads are so toxicIts the jack posting. It makes anons lose faith in the ability of man to better himself.
>>10015047huh maybe it's time we all agreed to some sort of ja/ck/ armistice then just so people could relearn to love things either than juice
>>10014846The douchebag autist in me wants to buy these in mass and break into peoples homes just to lock up all their food. Yes, I could easily just get a chain and padlock their fridge for the same result but where's the fun in that?
>>10014905>walks right home to trailer-park
>>10014699"How do we upstage the Mexicans""Leave out the Styrofoam container"
>>10015040that's not pinkie pie
>>10014500meat and oatmeal in a suasage?why hasn't fit got in on this?why isn't there a hot dog company that only uses oats?
>>10015027his watch will be his downfall one day
>>10014846Reminds me of when I worked at McDonald's and they had to keep the bacon locked up because employees kept stealing it
smoking your chicken done up right
>>10014719people eating with lipstick makes me really uncomfortable
>>10015139maybe you should stop watching women eat?
>>10015060>>10015020anybody got a link of jack on that cooking competition tv show?
>>10015107Skeletor has had it rough man.
>>10015004>tfw Cacti specifically evolved to defend against being eaten
>>10014814What's the deal with HCFS. In the EU not everything is loaded with it but you can still get cheap sweetener products like honey. What's the cost difference between extremely cheap honey and "honey sauce"? Is it in basically everything as a sugar replacement?
>>10014566CGI. Also a myth.
>>10014622What's that weird onion cutter he has? That looks snazzy.
>>10015233A slap-chop, a staple of early 2000s infomercials
>>10015109Blood Sausage is already there, senpai.
>>10014890>these fucking faggots with their poxy little showing off making foodFor his next trick the ICE are gonna make him disappear
>>10014699Are they gonna eat that off a tablecloth? Where are the bowls? What's going on I'm so confused?
>>10015233the Ronco chop-o-matic
>>10015253the Acme Touch-n-Chop™
>>10014548>all that extra bullshit for a "vegan" eggfaggots
>>10014890Are these regulated in america? Looks dirty and I've seen ones filthy as fuck.
>>10014699there's something about that woman that makes me so unreasonably angry.
>>10015023>>10015027What the fuck are they doing? Where are the guards?
>>10015023imagine having to do this for 10 hours a day like paco here.
>>10014935>when he shreds it with his hands
>>10014548Can't vegans just eat vegetables instead of fabricating their own shit versions of non vegan products
>>10015040i fell in love with those hands.
>>10014994>That'll be $89,99 plus tip
>>10014994fat is a great fuel source
>>10014459why do normies #cut4bieber ?
>>10015287no health & safety regulations means there's no need for guards
>>10014757Is this a sincere post? Fucking hell.
>>10014929jesus christ man what the fuck
>>10015313Nah most vegans have nostalgia and craving for animal products so they make knockoffs to fight those cravings. Most taste like absolute shit.
>>10014974That big mac looks really good.
>>10014500Lol this webm is full of so much incorrect information that it makes me feel like it's a byproduct of 2004 internet hoaxes but it's probably just made by some old wrinkly vegan to gross out normal humans. Even though it doesn't work.
>>10015060This video triggers the fuck outta me, more than any of his others.
>>10014581that's obviously not his front yard if there are other street food tents there
>>10014657i'm always impressed at how these guys can replicate jamie's set kitchens so well
>>10015040this is retarded but if it gets kids interested in learning how to cook then it isn't so bad
>>10014915you wanna be big,you gotta eat big.
>>10014605It's a schtick
>>10014574I know it's hard to believe, but this really is him trying his best.
>>10014605I know it's hard to believe, but this is really him trying his best.
>>10014919If there's anyone I trust to make just boiled chicken flavorful, it's the chinese
>>10014777Beagles are fucking nuts about eating, I had one tear open a sealed bag of dog food, eat until he puked, then continue eating
>>10015272Normally a locality will issue licenses to food trucks and stalls permitting their operation, although I'm sure plenty of people put one up without it at the risk of being ticketed or penalized. Generally speaking health codes and regulations in the US are very, very strict.
>>10014625Is everyone really this triggered? Avocado is meme food but this is a nutritionally complete breakfast and is pretty easy.
>>10015518I don't think it's retarded, it's a simple but common recipe that is easy to make and it was detailed step by step with little flair or dumb extras. If you had to make a step by step video showing how to make cupcakes and frosting it would be pretty much just like that.
>>10014537I feel like this is a good thing? we need more darwinism
>>10014500>"that's messed up"duurrr me no think good tell me what to think
>>10015687This is really upsetting
>>10014625Would eat desu, looks tasty.
>>10014731get a life. people were eating hawaiin pizza in the 90s and you're a retarded memer without a brain.
>>10014777me with sips
>>10014625looks good but i would only eat it if someone else made it. its just not worth the trouble
>>10015691I've seen this so many times and I still feel uncomfortable every time.
>>10014605he had a stroke but he was never very clever. I think it's more complicated than that. I think he's likely just a misinformed, dumb fat American idiot, but the sluggishness and lowered motor skills makes him seem so much stupider
>>10015727I can just imagine how much of a stupid fucking shit he looks like off screen, stock in some autistic effeminate pose with an o-face for 3 whole seconds.
>>10015753seems like a good guess
>>10015727>no dark souls editYou had one job, anon.
>>10015710Not that anon but but that pineapple pizza looks good. And I don't even like it.However I will continue to post my favorite and the best pizza on the face of the earth.Garlic broccoli and meatball.
>>10015027no way this guy still has ten fingers
>>10015765This one is satire
>>10015630>you'll never have a cutie mexican gf to make you tostilocos...
>>10015666Oohh...that's how they make toast.
>>10015656a good choice for food fans
>>10015767The toppings on that pizza are fucked, and the cheese has fallen off and is piled up on the side of the box.
>>10015727Anybody have the you died version?
>>10015786Thanks buddy. You're alright.
>>10015670the discarded leftovers is what goes in canned tuna
>>10015798I'm sure it will be a hit on 9gag.
>>10014581Since it's a black guy it's not cultural appropriation I guess
>>10014742Yeah, maybe for your bull to eat before he cum blasts the hell out of your girlfriends mouth.
>>10015783how many times has this guy delivered there if it isn't staged? the fat fuck regular won't care he just needs his grease fix
>>10015832don't act like that shit is obvious, motherfucker
>>10015005>>10015086Found the Nu Male soyboys that suck their girlfriend's bulls cum out of their stretched out snatches.
>>10015394It's not 'incorrect' as much as it is half-truths. Arsenic was indeed a component in chicken-feed additive a few years ago, but it was intended to kill parasites rather than tint meat; an FDA study revealed that arsenic levels were higher in fed chickens than expected (though not to a harmful degree), but Pfizer stopped sales regardless.And honestly, most ground-meat products and hot-dogs are made from the worst cuts and leftovers. Even if it's unlikely to make you dangerously ill, you'd be better off eating actual food.
>>10015828He probably just drank the smashed up cheesy slop straight out of the box like drinking broth from a soup bowl.
>>10014902Are you seeing a shrink yet anon?
>>10015864I kinda agree with him, it just seems forced and exploitative. reality tv has utilized this too much, it will never come off as sincere again
>>10014537It's not bizarre at all.It's literally monkey see monkey do.Americans are too stupid to know any better.
>>10015870what did you mean by this? I like meat
>>10015617Corn on corn chips with corn on top. Very creative how did you come up with that?
>>10015837>Being this upset and triggered that you project your secret fetish.Pathetic.
>>10015666What is I don't have a toaster?
>>10015870what the fuck does any of this conversation have to do with vegans
>>10015886Use a pan. Place bread on pan. Make pan hot. Put bread mouth. Chew.
>>10015886duct tape the bread to your car's mufler and drive around the block
>>1001477710/10 would throw tennis balls for
>>10014581fuck all the SJW shit but Ive tried this dudes food and its damn tasty, guy knows what to feed hungry and stoned people
>>10014902>cringe to all the positive bullcrapwhat's wrong with being positive and sharing the love
>>10014625>people acting like they wouldn't eat itThe SO TASTY Facebook-tier shit that gets slapped on these videos has got to stop though.
>>10015880>secret oh sweaty. it's obvious that anon wants to be locked in a tiny little chastity cage and forcefed hormones
>>10015984It's stupid. I wouldn't make it in the first place.
>>10015935>sjw shit >being a racist misogynist transphobic homophobic (((drumpf))) supporter kys kys KYS!
>>10015875Shut the fuck up, moron.
>>10014625implying it's a single poster
>>10015656This is what happens when you ignore your elders.
>>10014902shut the fuck up honestly
>>10014500wtf I hate fast food now
>>10014573Im so desperate for food right now i would devour this.
>>10015773Or just buy some gloves? 500 of them cost less than 10 bucks.
>>10015602>>10015617>>10015619>>10015623>>10015626>>10015630What is the name for this disgusting shit?
>>10014548what a gay fuckin sandwich. and it's only because if the vegan stigma. if it were anything else like pastries or candies made to look like other food items it would be interesting, but for some reason my first thought was "what a fag" with this interesting idea for faux eggs
>>10014456>that soyboy grin at the end there
>>10016175Is it jackposting time?
I love the smell of Ja/ck/ing in the morningit smells like The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste
>>10015617>cheesy corn and mayo on the cob>oh wow I remember having that those were great>man that looks a little loaded>okay chile powder, not my thing still good>why is he adding more chile powder>why more sauce>are those doritos>what the fuck is that>no god noWhat the fuck happened to mexican streetfood in the past 20 years? I can feel my blood pressure rising just watching that shit.
>>10014542i hate that processed cheese. i can not eat it
>>10016197He has to be mentally retarded. There is no way this guy is normal.
>>10016190>unintentionally creates a non-newtonian fluidTruly the thinking man's cook
>>10016249Gotta love the man.
>>10015619>>10015623these are not that dissimialr to indian chaats
>>10016263true but it's not the crazy mix of ingredients that grosses me out so much as it is the saltiness.
fresh off the press
>>10015798>>10015727dumbass here but was ja/ck/ even doing anything wrong here or was the product just shit?
>>10016175>"glove" on the knife handfucking mongoloid
>>10016284He and gadgets never get along well
>>10014919That's most likely not blood, but myoglobin from the muscles. It's like fake blood that the muscles use to have extra oxygen in a pinch.
>>10016284the product is bad, many such cases being reported. Should have been caught in quality control so I don't know if its just crap or if it was developed for very dry eggs.
>>10015602how does he use so much onion on one dish? going by that little tub he would only be able to make like 5 or 6 of these dishes. is that all he does? 5-6 a day? does he exist on $20 a day?
>>10014890>Completely uneven vegetable toppingsFucking spic.
>>10014708>leather jacketi'm not surprised.i would've thrown hot coffee in her stupid bitch face.
>>10014581Looks more tasy than half the ones they sell here in Mexico, aproved.
>>10015174is that the son he choked?
>>10014890Lol why does he have a shirt from a Jewish fraternity?
incoming rare j
>>10015040>all that leftover doughWhat the hell?
>>10014573>>10014622>>10014635What the actual fuck, why are all those ingredients from cans? I mean did he forget that fresh food eixists? It has to be all pickly and full of stabilizers and artificial flavorings.
>>10015765would you eat the crust?
>>10016175What's great about jack is he is monkey see monkey do. He must have seen someone wearing a bag to prevent burning their hands but he forgot the detail that it's the hand handling the food that needs it, not the knife hand, and it just makes him look that much dumber. Does he not even get the concept? Or is he just careless? We will never know
>>10016366Onion apple casserole?
>>10016404think carefully before answering this question....
>>10016418I don't get it.
>>10015060WHAT THE FUCK
>>10016150tostilocos. There is no set recipe but orginally it was basically just a bowl of chips, Japanese peanuts, and vegetables doused in a mixture of chamoy, lime and clamato and it's actually pretty good. However people started adding more and more things until eventually chains and foodcarts started opening up selling things like you see in these webms
>>10016155It because its so much trouble to replicate an egg's taste, even though vegans shouldn't want to taste animal products. If it was to just look like an egg, it would be neat but by trying to replicate an egg's taste the vegans are pushing the "See, you don't NEED meat, our food taste just the same" meme
Where do I go for non-shit cooking webms?
>>10016413apples and sauerkraut casserole recipe, blueberries substituted for junipers
>>10014935Question for the americans, why do you tap the knife on the table before using it, even if it's clean/dry, seen people do it in real life too and made me curious.
>>10016434>blueberries substituted for junipers>probably because they kinda look the sametruly unbelievable
>>10015027>tfw everyone's worried about the guards and I'm just wondering why he's doing it in street clothes with no apron, face mask, or hair net
>>10014927i bet she gives amazing head though
>>10014791This makes my teeth hurt just from watching it
>>10016434Why does he have such a punchable face?
>>10014548i can't eat eggs for non vegan reasons and i'm tempted to try this but i imagine it will be a disappointment
>>10016511This is not a webum, senpai
>>10016511how long do I wait until it starts moving
>>10014622What is this suppose to even be?
>>10016412*wipes with hand*
>>10015875Its like Americans do dumb shit, then the rest of the world follows cause they want to be us.
>>10014791what did they mean by this?
>>10016585>They hate us>Because they anus
>>10016194>a piece of bacon>an avocado>an egg>honey sauce on topthat's not nearly as bad as what else I see on this board
>>10015780You can see the earth getting stronger and fiercer with each sip.
>>10014657>no soundreally? fuck off
>>10016536To ensure that the herd is healthy.
>>10016641where do you think you are
>>10015027So, did anybody else notice the suspiciously dog sized and shaped carcass hanging behind him?
>>10016686what the fuck are you talking about, wait... oh shit!
>>10015567Lived in China, can confirm that the food is all flavourless and shit
>>10014915Boy did Richard Spencer get big.
>>10015687Hello, gag reflex!
>>10015004did he died?
>>10015023holyfuck, how's he not lost a hand?
>>10016714get that fat black bitch to open her cheeks for me and i would toss her salad more than she has ever had sieze-her-salad before.
>>10016515Its so they can transfer gut bacteria from healthy cows to unhealthy cows. Also for research purposes.
>>10016205it's sour cream on the corn and it's actually good
>>10016536hay bails have little bits of metal from wiring used to keep it togetherthe guy in the webm was placing a high powered magnet into the cow to collect these bits of metal
>>10016714that midget is actually attractive wtf
>>10016745Sadly he died later of eternal bleeding.
>>10015212Yeah, we make a LOT of corn. It's absurd how much corn we have.
>>10014757I always used to wonder why Hawaiians are so fat, then I got stationed there and find out this is what they eat for breakfast lunch and dinner. A shame the Dole army didn't wipe out your kind.
>>10016996His suffering never truly ended.
>>10016515Because Event Horizon was a real story and we are all living in hell.
>>10016757She got ran over in the chaos of the Vegas shooting last year.
>>10015043THAT'S MESSED UP!!!
>>10014935How much fucking sauce do you need?
>>10014500>Hot dogs are filled with a goopy blend of the following: Meat trimmings, fat, cereal fillerThat's all completely appropriate for food, unironically what's the problem?
>>10017444nothing was unreasonably sauced tho
>>10016269pava bateta is legit shit yo, am indian, can coroborate
>>10017521>pava bateta is legit shit yo,>am indian,kek, poo in food.
>>10016641Tell that to Hiroshimoot
>>10015201A gifs just not the same without the autistic screaming.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y
>>10015687Ive never understood how places like this "Macaroon Parlor" can even do enough business to stay open. People like those meme cookies enough to support a shop devoted to making only those?
>>10014459>normies>not literal shills
>>10016996Some say hes still bleeding to this day.
>>10015282What woman? stop being a retard
>>10014836This person should be shot.
>>10016274fuck you I was getting in the zone