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Super Spicy Edition

>> No.10014459

why are normies trying so hard to force that meme?

>> No.10014500
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>> No.10014505

its something kids are actually doing
I don't understand why because it doesn't even get you high or anything

>> No.10014537

are you retarded? people are biting them because of the meme that they're secretly delicious. the meme grew from soccer mom concerns that they looked too much like candy and kids would eat them. In a bizarre twist, they spawned a meme making it much more likely for kids to eat them.

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>> No.10014547

why does it matter that honey contains no pollen
dont they filter it out to get the wings and bee shit out

>> No.10014548
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What's worse is that is from an official video by Hu Hot Mongolian Grill. So businesses are even actively spreading this shit.

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I wonder if adults thought what we got up to 15 years ago was just as ridiculous and stupid as I think kids get into now.

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>> No.10014574

that's fucking retarded. just shave all the corn off ffs.

>> No.10014575

I always wonder what diets of the people who make these sorts of lists is like.

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>> No.10014593

it boggles me that there are people like this, however the video creator was just looking for views, doesn't follow those principals at all.

>> No.10014604

the people that live the longest are on a greek island, and none of them are vegetarians or vegans, just sayin.

>> No.10014605

so is this jack guy legally retarded or just fucking dumb?

>> No.10014607

>media misinformation: the post
Jesus christ.

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Probably just really dumb but borderline retarded

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Can the jack poster not? I mean, at least give the thread a chance before you just dump the same shit we've seen a million times for years.

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>> No.10014632

>Avocado bomb
I can tell I'm already going to be upset by this

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>> No.10014712

I am so aroused right now what is this

>> No.10014713

That guy's a badass. Good for him.

>> No.10014715

That legitimately looks fucking delicious. woulddestroy/10

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>> No.10014721

What is it about women that makes them so shitty at yelling at people
>*walks away*

>> No.10014725

The way she bites that bugs the fuck out of me.

>> No.10014727

guess I don't need to eat bananas to live

>> No.10014729

Fair enough. I worked at a vegetarian restaurant for a few years. We had a few customers who would send back line item orders of stuff they "couldn't" eat. I imagine there are people out there like that, yet worse. Hyper-hypochondriac sorts of people.

>> No.10014731

pig fucking disgusting
people who put pineapple on pizza are the most disgusting creatures on this plant, in actuality, the whole universe

>> No.10014732

probably from california

>> No.10014735

is he trapped chasing the juicy dragon like some sort of fiend or could he stop and cook things through if he wanted?

>> No.10014737

More tide webms pls

>> No.10014742

pineapple is good

>> No.10014747

You know he's legit because he's part of the one knife Chinese Cleaver master race.

>> No.10014751

it's great! I've even gone to Maui Hwaii's Pineapple fields and tasted them straight off the vine! Absolutely delicious.. and not for putting on Pizza.

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fuck off haole, you dont know shit about pineapples
you know how i can tell youre lying?

>> No.10014759

I think it's adorable when they do that.

>can't open door the first time

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I have no issue with pineapple on pizza but that base/crust/whatever the fuck you want to call it, is tinner than the carboard box and likely tastes even worse than cardboard.

0/10. would not feed to doge.

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commercial pressure cooker malfunction

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>> No.10014792

what the fuck they don't even look like candy. If anything dishwasher tabs look more like some kinda press candy. God damn people are stupid. End it all already

>> No.10014794


Gordon Ramsay Masterchef Junior.

>> No.10014800


commercial kitchen pressure cooker malfunction

>> No.10014810

Definitely not the worst he's made.

>> No.10014814

I think it's more saying that a lot of honey sold in stores is fake, and just HFCS with food coloring. But in order to be called "honey" it HAS to actually be honey. If you sold fake honey as real honey, you'd be a very easy target of a false-advertising suit. Which is why KFC gives you "honey sauce" packets. Which do contain SOME honey, just not all of it. The rest is cheap HFCS filler.

>> No.10014827

I think it's pretty gross, too. Way too sweet. Most of the people who like it that I know are women. I wonder if it's mostly a female thing in general. Like Starbucks milkshakes. Little harsh though. They're just sugar addicts.

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>> No.10014843

>tfw knew they grew out of stalks but my retard brain said 'vine' because it sounded better in the sentence.
fucking kill me. but really though the Maui Golds are fucking great.

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>> No.10014853

the go great in a nice slice of 'go 'za

>> No.10014860

>dude I'm an elitist island monkey and I am the ultimate final authority on what goes on pizza lmao

>> No.10014869

Seriously. Shit gets old

>> No.10014874


Pink slime isn't that bad.

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confession: i don't think this would be bad on some crackers.

that flavor combo isn't too alien to me. i grew up eating stuff like this.

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>> No.10014902

Cringe at all the "positive" bull crap, but those do look pretty tasty.

>> No.10014905

Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight without paying the bill, and no tip.

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>you will never be this excited to eat food again

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That is the happiest little puppy that I've ever seen. Nice trips, too.

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>> No.10014924

This make me happy and sad at the same time
Happy cause he is a little pupper with the world adoring him
Sad cause I had to put down my doggo after 13 years of love

>> No.10014927

I once had a friend who would dip her burger and fries into McDonalds Milkshakes.
She was not a small girl.

>> No.10014928

>processed foods are processed
WOw! I hAD NO IdEa!

>> No.10014929

I'm sad your doggo is dying. But.
Try putting down your mother. That hurts.

>> No.10014931

more asian cakes eating barbecue please

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>> No.10014933

Try putting down yourself. Now that hurts.

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>> No.10014937

She's conscious of her lipstick rubbing off.

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>so did we creep you out?

>> No.10014942

Fake and gay.

>> No.10014958

I already had him put down. I cried like a baby the entire ordeal, but I never left until he went

>> No.10014969

Kill yourself

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>> No.10014986

if we agree not to post disgusting shit like your webm anymore im in

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>> No.10015005

like you would walk into anywhere fancier than a mcdonalds in the first place.

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/ck/ webm threads are so toxic

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>> No.10015028

pr sure its making fun of other tasty videos, based on the slow peel back shots that are in a lot of those recipe videos

>> No.10015030

This is some goofus and gallant shit

>> No.10015035

RIP to pajeet's fingers.

>> No.10015036

>shrimp quesadilla
Okay this looks great, this guy had a good idea
>Cringe at all the "positive" bull crap
fuck off mate, I'm not American either, but let that guy do his modest part towards healthier street food

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>> No.10015041

Beef is the best

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>chicken flesh is pink because chickens are fed arsenic

>> No.10015044

How do you eat this? What is it even?

>> No.10015046

because it's the stilysh version of "i want to die so i drink bleach"
bleach is soooooo poor people...

>> No.10015047

>/ck/ webm threads are so toxic
Its the jack posting. It makes anons lose faith in the ability of man to better himself.

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huh maybe it's time we all agreed to some sort of ja/ck/ armistice then just so people could relearn to love things either than juice

>> No.10015082

The douchebag autist in me wants to buy these in mass and break into peoples homes just to lock up all their food. Yes, I could easily just get a chain and padlock their fridge for the same result but where's the fun in that?

>> No.10015086

>walks right home to trailer-park

>> No.10015088

"How do we upstage the Mexicans"
"Leave out the Styrofoam container"

>> No.10015107

that's not pinkie pie

>> No.10015109


meat and oatmeal in a suasage?

why hasn't fit got in on this?

why isn't there a hot dog company that only uses oats?

>> No.10015112

his watch will be his downfall one day

>> No.10015118

Reminds me of when I worked at McDonald's and they had to keep the bacon locked up because employees kept stealing it

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smoking your chicken done up right

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people eating with lipstick makes me really uncomfortable

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maybe you should stop watching women eat?

>> No.10015179

anybody got a link of jack on that cooking competition tv show?

>> No.10015191

Skeletor has had it rough man.

>> No.10015201
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>tfw Cacti specifically evolved to defend against being eaten

>> No.10015212

What's the deal with HCFS. In the EU not everything is loaded with it but you can still get cheap sweetener products like honey. What's the cost difference between extremely cheap honey and "honey sauce"? Is it in basically everything as a sugar replacement?

>> No.10015232

CGI. Also a myth.

>> No.10015233

What's that weird onion cutter he has? That looks snazzy.

>> No.10015236

A slap-chop, a staple of early 2000s infomercials

>> No.10015239

Blood Sausage is already there, senpai.

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>these fucking faggots with their poxy little showing off making food

For his next trick the ICE are gonna make him disappear

>> No.10015245

Are they gonna eat that off a tablecloth? Where are the bowls? What's going on I'm so confused?

>> No.10015253

the Ronco chop-o-matic

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>> No.10015268

the Acme Touch-n-Chop™

>> No.10015270

>all that extra bullshit for a "vegan" egg

>> No.10015272

Are these regulated in america? Looks dirty and I've seen ones filthy as fuck.

>> No.10015282

there's something about that woman that makes me so unreasonably angry.

>> No.10015287

What the fuck are they doing? Where are the guards?

>> No.10015288

imagine having to do this for 10 hours a day like paco here.

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>when he shreds it with his hands

>> No.10015313

Can't vegans just eat vegetables instead of fabricating their own shit versions of non vegan products

>> No.10015319

i fell in love with those hands.

>> No.10015326

>That'll be $89,99 plus tip

>> No.10015331

fat is a great fuel source

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why do normies #cut4bieber ?

>> No.10015368

no health & safety regulations means there's no need for guards

>> No.10015376


Is this a sincere post?

Fucking hell.

>> No.10015377

jesus christ man what the fuck

>> No.10015384

Nah most vegans have nostalgia and craving for animal products so they make knockoffs to fight those cravings. Most taste like absolute shit.

>> No.10015392

That big mac looks really good.

>> No.10015394

Lol this webm is full of so much incorrect information that it makes me feel like it's a byproduct of 2004 internet hoaxes but it's probably just made by some old wrinkly vegan to gross out normal humans. Even though it doesn't work.

>> No.10015448

This video triggers the fuck outta me, more than any of his others.

>> No.10015490

that's obviously not his front yard if there are other street food tents there

>> No.10015498

i'm always impressed at how these guys can replicate jamie's set kitchens so well

>> No.10015518

this is retarded but if it gets kids interested in learning how to cook then it isn't so bad

>> No.10015526

you wanna be big,
you gotta eat big.

>> No.10015537

It's a schtick

>> No.10015542 [DELETED] 

I know it's hard to believe, but this really is him trying his best.

>> No.10015549

I know it's hard to believe, but this is really him trying his best.

>> No.10015567

If there's anyone I trust to make just boiled chicken flavorful, it's the chinese

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>> No.10015578


Beagles are fucking nuts about eating, I had one tear open a sealed bag of dog food, eat until he puked, then continue eating

>> No.10015591


Normally a locality will issue licenses to food trucks and stalls permitting their operation, although I'm sure plenty of people put one up without it at the risk of being ticketed or penalized. Generally speaking health codes and regulations in the US are very, very strict.

>> No.10015594

Is everyone really this triggered? Avocado is meme food but this is a nutritionally complete breakfast and is pretty easy.

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I don't think it's retarded, it's a simple but common recipe that is easy to make and it was detailed step by step with little flair or dumb extras. If you had to make a step by step video showing how to make cupcakes and frosting it would be pretty much just like that.

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>> No.10015674

I feel like this is a good thing? we need more darwinism

>> No.10015678

>"that's messed up"
duurrr me no think good tell me what to think

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>> No.10015690

This is really upsetting

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>> No.10015695

Would eat desu, looks tasty.

>> No.10015710


get a life. people were eating hawaiin pizza in the 90s and you're a retarded memer without a brain.

>> No.10015720

me with sips

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>> No.10015731

looks good but i would only eat it if someone else made it. its just not worth the trouble

>> No.10015737

I've seen this so many times and I still feel uncomfortable every time.

>> No.10015739

he had a stroke but he was never very clever. I think it's more complicated than that. I think he's likely just a misinformed, dumb fat American idiot, but the sluggishness and lowered motor skills makes him seem so much stupider

>> No.10015753

I can just imagine how much of a stupid fucking shit he looks like off screen, stock in some autistic effeminate pose with an o-face for 3 whole seconds.

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seems like a good guess

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>no dark souls edit
You had one job, anon.

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Not that anon but but that pineapple pizza looks good. And I don't even like it.

However I will continue to post my favorite and the best pizza on the face of the earth.
Garlic broccoli and meatball.

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>> No.10015768

no way this guy still has ten fingers

>> No.10015770

This one is satire

>> No.10015772

>you'll never have a cutie mexican gf to make you tostilocos...

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>> No.10015776

Oohh...that's how they make toast.

>> No.10015779

a good choice for food fans

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>> No.10015783

The toppings on that pizza are fucked, and the cheese has fallen off and is piled up on the side of the box.

>> No.10015784

Anybody have the you died version?

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>> No.10015788

Thanks buddy. You're alright.

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>> No.10015792

the discarded leftovers is what goes in canned tuna

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'nother edit

>> No.10015801

I'm sure it will be a hit on 9gag.

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Since it's a black guy it's not cultural appropriation I guess

>> No.10015815

Yeah, maybe for your bull to eat before he cum blasts the hell out of your girlfriends mouth.

>> No.10015828

how many times has this guy delivered there if it isn't staged? the fat fuck regular won't care he just needs his grease fix

>> No.10015832

Gee professor

>> No.10015836

don't act like that shit is obvious, motherfucker

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Found the Nu Male soyboys that suck their girlfriend's bulls cum out of their stretched out snatches.

>> No.10015841

It's not 'incorrect' as much as it is half-truths. Arsenic was indeed a component in chicken-feed additive a few years ago, but it was intended to kill parasites rather than tint meat; an FDA study revealed that arsenic levels were higher in fed chickens than expected (though not to a harmful degree), but Pfizer stopped sales regardless.

And honestly, most ground-meat products and hot-dogs are made from the worst cuts and leftovers. Even if it's unlikely to make you dangerously ill, you'd be better off eating actual food.

>> No.10015842

He probably just drank the smashed up cheesy slop straight out of the box like drinking broth from a soup bowl.

>> No.10015864

Are you seeing a shrink yet anon?

>> No.10015869

I kinda agree with him, it just seems forced and exploitative. reality tv has utilized this too much, it will never come off as sincere again

>> No.10015870

kys vegan

>> No.10015875

It's not bizarre at all.
It's literally monkey see monkey do.
Americans are too stupid to know any better.

>> No.10015877

what did you mean by this? I like meat

>> No.10015878

The Slipper-Slappers-Cut-Her-Flappers

>> No.10015879

Corn on corn chips with corn on top. Very creative how did you come up with that?

>> No.10015880

>Being this upset and triggered that you project your secret fetish.


>> No.10015886

What is I don't have a toaster?

>> No.10015888

what the fuck does any of this conversation have to do with vegans

>> No.10015895

Use a pan. Place bread on pan. Make pan hot. Put bread mouth. Chew.

>> No.10015902

duct tape the bread to your car's mufler and drive around the block

>> No.10015918

10/10 would throw tennis balls for

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>> No.10015935

fuck all the SJW shit but Ive tried this dudes food and its damn tasty, guy knows what to feed hungry and stoned people

>> No.10015971

>cringe to all the positive bullcrap
what's wrong with being positive and sharing the love

>> No.10015984

>people acting like they wouldn't eat it
The SO TASTY Facebook-tier shit that gets slapped on these videos has got to stop though.

>> No.10015990

oh sweaty. it's obvious that anon wants to be locked in a tiny little chastity cage and forcefed hormones

>> No.10015992

It's stupid. I wouldn't make it in the first place.

>> No.10015997

tasteful satire

>> No.10015998

>sjw shit
>being a racist misogynist transphobic homophobic (((drumpf))) supporter
kys kys KYS!

>> No.10016004

Shut the fuck up, moron.

>> No.10016017

implying it's a single poster

>> No.10016074

This is what happens when you ignore your elders.

>> No.10016093

shut the fuck up honestly

>> No.10016104

wtf I hate fast food now

>> No.10016132

Im so desperate for food right now i would devour this.

>> No.10016136

Or just buy some gloves?
500 of them cost less than 10 bucks.

>> No.10016150

What is the name for this disgusting shit?

>> No.10016155

what a gay fuckin sandwich. and it's only because if the vegan stigma. if it were anything else like pastries or candies made to look like other food items it would be interesting, but for some reason my first thought was "what a fag" with this interesting idea for faux eggs

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I am

>> No.10016186

>that soyboy grin at the end there

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Is it jackposting time?

>> No.10016194

>nutritionally complete

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I love the smell of Ja/ck/ing in the morning
it smells like The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste

>> No.10016205

>cheesy corn and mayo on the cob
>oh wow I remember having that those were great
>man that looks a little loaded
>okay chile powder, not my thing still good
>why is he adding more chile powder
>why more sauce
>are those doritos
>what the fuck is that
>no god no
What the fuck happened to mexican streetfood in the past 20 years? I can feel my blood pressure rising just watching that shit.

>> No.10016207

i hate that processed cheese. i can not eat it

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>> No.10016239

He has to be mentally retarded. There is no way this guy is normal.

>> No.10016249

>unintentionally creates a non-newtonian fluid

Truly the thinking man's cook

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Gotta love the man.

>> No.10016263

these are not that dissimialr to indian chaats

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>> No.10016272

true but it's not the crazy mix of ingredients that grosses me out so much as it is the saltiness.

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fresh off the press

>> No.10016284


dumbass here but was ja/ck/ even doing anything wrong here or was the product just shit?

>> No.10016296

>"glove" on the knife hand
fucking mongoloid

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He and gadgets never get along well

>> No.10016305

That's most likely not blood, but myoglobin from the muscles. It's like fake blood that the muscles use to have extra oxygen in a pinch.

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the product is bad, many such cases being reported. Should have been caught in quality control so I don't know if its just crap or if it was developed for very dry eggs.

>> No.10016309


how does he use so much onion on one dish? going by that little tub he would only be able to make like 5 or 6 of these dishes.

is that all he does? 5-6 a day? does he exist on $20 a day?

>> No.10016312

>Completely uneven vegetable toppings
Fucking spic.

>> No.10016315

>leather jacket
i'm not surprised.
i would've thrown hot coffee in her stupid bitch face.

>> No.10016323

Looks more tasy than half the ones they sell here in Mexico, aproved.

>> No.10016324

is that the son he choked?

>> No.10016344

Lol why does he have a shirt from a Jewish fraternity?

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incoming rare j

>> No.10016372

>all that leftover dough
What the hell?

>> No.10016383

What the actual fuck, why are all those ingredients from cans? I mean did he forget that fresh food eixists? It has to be all pickly and full of stabilizers and artificial flavorings.

>> No.10016391


>> No.10016404

would you eat the crust?

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What's great about jack is he is monkey see monkey do. He must have seen someone wearing a bag to prevent burning their hands but he forgot the detail that it's the hand handling the food that needs it, not the knife hand, and it just makes him look that much dumber. Does he not even get the concept? Or is he just careless? We will never know

>> No.10016413

Onion apple casserole?

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think carefully before answering this question....

>> No.10016423

I don't get it.

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>> No.10016426

tostilocos. There is no set recipe but orginally it was basically just a bowl of chips, Japanese peanuts, and vegetables doused in a mixture of chamoy, lime and clamato and it's actually pretty good. However people started adding more and more things until eventually chains and foodcarts started opening up selling things like you see in these webms

>> No.10016428

It because its so much trouble to replicate an egg's taste, even though vegans shouldn't want to taste animal products. If it was to just look like an egg, it would be neat but by trying to replicate an egg's taste the vegans are pushing the "See, you don't NEED meat, our food taste just the same" meme

>> No.10016431

Where do I go for non-shit cooking webms?

>> No.10016434
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apples and sauerkraut casserole recipe, blueberries substituted for junipers

>> No.10016439

Question for the americans, why do you tap the knife on the table before using it, even if it's clean/dry, seen people do it in real life too and made me curious.

>> No.10016467

Hi >>>/r/eddit

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>blueberries substituted for junipers
>probably because they kinda look the same
truly unbelievable

>> No.10016471


>tfw everyone's worried about the guards and I'm just wondering why he's doing it in street clothes with no apron, face mask, or hair net

>> No.10016486

i bet she gives amazing head though

>> No.10016497

This makes my teeth hurt just from watching it

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>> No.10016529

Why does he have such a punchable face?

>> No.10016534

i can't eat eggs for non vegan reasons and i'm tempted to try this but i imagine it will be a disappointment

>> No.10016536

jesus why

>> No.10016544

This is not a webum, senpai

>> No.10016553

how long do I wait until it starts moving

>> No.10016554

What is this suppose to even be?

>> No.10016559
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*wipes with hand*

>> No.10016585

Its like Americans do dumb shit, then the rest of the world follows cause they want to be us.

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what did they mean by this?

>> No.10016628

>They hate us
>Because they anus

>> No.10016638

>a piece of bacon
>an avocado
>an egg
>honey sauce on top

that's not nearly as bad as what else I see on this board

>> No.10016639

You can see the earth getting stronger and fiercer with each sip.

>> No.10016641

>no sound
really? fuck off

>> No.10016642

To ensure that the herd is healthy.

>> No.10016647

where do you think you are

>> No.10016671


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So, did anybody else notice the suspiciously dog sized and shaped carcass hanging behind him?

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what the fuck are you talking about, wait... oh shit!

>> No.10016702

Lived in China, can confirm that the food is all flavourless and shit

>> No.10016709

Boy did Richard Spencer get big.

>> No.10016711

Hello, gag reflex!

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>> No.10016745

did he died?

>> No.10016752

holyfuck, how's he not lost a hand?

>> No.10016757


get that fat black bitch to open her cheeks for me and i would toss her salad more than she has ever had sieze-her-salad before.

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>> No.10016774

Its so they can transfer gut bacteria from healthy cows to unhealthy cows. Also for research purposes.

>> No.10016791

it's sour cream on the corn and it's actually good

>> No.10016797

hay bails have little bits of metal from wiring used to keep it together
the guy in the webm was placing a high powered magnet into the cow to collect these bits of metal

>> No.10016860

that midget is actually attractive wtf

>> No.10016971

Sadly he died later of eternal bleeding.

>> No.10016996

>eternal bleeding

>> No.10017004

Yeah, we make a LOT of corn. It's absurd how much corn we have.

>> No.10017011

I always used to wonder why Hawaiians are so fat, then I got stationed there and find out this is what they eat for breakfast lunch and dinner. A shame the Dole army didn't wipe out your kind.

>> No.10017014

His suffering never truly ended.

>> No.10017108

Because Event Horizon was a real story and we are all living in hell.

>> No.10017110

She got ran over in the chaos of the Vegas shooting last year.

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>> No.10017444

How much fucking sauce do you need?

>> No.10017455

>Hot dogs are filled with a goopy blend of the following: Meat trimmings, fat, cereal filler
That's all completely appropriate for food, unironically what's the problem?

>> No.10017467

nothing was unreasonably sauced tho

>> No.10017521


pava bateta is legit shit yo, am indian, can coroborate

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>> No.10017636

>pava bateta is legit shit yo,
>am indian,
kek, poo in food.

>> No.10017638

Tell that to Hiroshimoot

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>> No.10017767


A gifs just not the same without the autistic screaming.


>> No.10017802


Ive never understood how places like this "Macaroon Parlor" can even do enough business to stay open. People like those meme cookies enough to support a shop devoted to making only those?

>> No.10017873

>not literal shills

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>that midget

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>> No.10017915

Some say hes still bleeding to this day.

>> No.10017921

What woman? stop being a retard

>> No.10017949

This person should be shot.

>> No.10018059

fuck you I was getting in the zone

>> No.10018203

>simple sugars