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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 19:01:58 2018 No.10001066 >>10001025 >Why boner?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 19:05:10 2018 No.10001078 is that mcdonalds pink slime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 19:07:32 2018 No.10001090 >>10001025 >people will eat this shit and mock you for putting ketchup on it instead of mustard I seriously question sometimes if new yorkers are even real people

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 19:09:32 2018 No.10001098 I dated a girl who smelled like hot dogs below the waist. I don't know if anyone cares. I'm just throwing that out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 19:24:52 2018 No.10001184 >>10001090 >shit What about that is shit? You don't even see what went into it, just that it's a very finely chopped meat product. Let me guess, you're one of those >sausage is gross in any form other than cooked and on a plate in front of me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 19:34:11 2018 No.10001218 Wait, you mean to tell me that hot dogs are just over-processed sausages? I think I'm gonna puke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 19:39:28 2018 No.10001231 >>10001218 You mean you think all finely chopped charcuterie is over processed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 20:53:34 2018 No.10001576 File: 1.02 MB, 632x351, 1513727771527.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 20:55:06 2018 No.10001585 File: 1.03 MB, 640x360, 1513380636296.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:03:40 2018 No.10001624 File: 1.53 MB, 480x360, 1511725278717.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:19:02 2018 No.10001716 File: 2.75 MB, 500x280, Heart Attack Grill Softcore.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10001025

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:20:04 2018 No.10001722 >>10001576 >literally 1800 calories

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:22:38 2018 No.10001731
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>>10001090
>>people will eat this shit and mock you for putting ketchup on it instead of mustard
>I seriously question sometimes if new yorkers are even real people
>NYC culture is hotdogs
No that's tourists. There are so many hole in the walls we can go to for a meal. I can go eat Nepalese food for cheap why the fuck would i want a hot dog?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:22:39 2018 No.10001732 >>10001716 what the fuck is this? porn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:23:44 2018 No.10001735 >>10001025 i wonder if frozen pizza dough looks like that pinkish goop when made in huge batches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:24:32 2018 No.10001740 File: 25 KB, 469x411, reaction robot face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10001090 Hey, just so you know, your comment is less an indictment of people from New York and more of a declaration of how you're a fucking ridiculous dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:27:28 2018 No.10001750 File: 2.96 MB, 400x224, Mukbang gone HORRIBLY WRONG.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10001732

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:27:40 2018 No.10001752 >>10001025 Its like watching fat people having sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:29:39 2018 No.10001762 >>10001585 Is this real life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:30:52 2018 No.10001766 File: 2.86 MB, 430x240, subways eat fresh.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:33:08 2018 No.10001778
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>>10001735
I worked for one of the big pizza delivery chains and the dough was made in 530 pound batches. It was just dough. Nothing gross about it. I imagine the frozen kind is similar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:33:10 2018 No.10001779 File: 2.95 MB, 500x280, crust cutters peak form.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:34:20 2018 No.10001784 File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, remove hot dogs throw crust away.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:35:22 2018 No.10001789 >>10001766 I really dont fucking know how to god damned feel about what im seeing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:35:25 2018 No.10001790 File: 2.98 MB, 450x252, cuts macaroni crust.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:36:31 2018 No.10001797 File: 2.88 MB, 500x280, DEEP DEEP Dish CUT Crust Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:37:36 2018 No.10001802 File: 2.95 MB, 500x280, stop cutting crusts or else.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:38:23 2018 No.10001804 >>10001576 >The Learning Channel

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:38:42 2018 No.10001805 File: 2.88 MB, 500x500, steamy testicles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:39:48 2018 No.10001810 File: 2.78 MB, 428x210, crust cutter cuts half smiles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:42:55 2018 No.10001818 File: 2.98 MB, 400x224, poo in the loo donuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:44:01 2018 No.10001824 File: 2.87 MB, 500x280, bye cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:45:58 2018 No.10001832 >>10001818 Don't be mean to grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:47:12 2018 No.10001843 >>10001732 pretty much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:52:30 2018 No.10001876 File: 2.94 MB, 500x280, buy food throw it out xd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:59:53 2018 No.10001912 >>10001624 I thought this was going to be one of those safety training gore videos

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:15:15 2018 No.10001984 >>10001876 Why is the guy who made this video even doing this?

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:20:41 2018 No.10002006

>>10001090
>mocking people for hotdogs
if anything that's chicago
but desu any native of a decently sized city doesn't indulge in stereotypical food nearly as much as people think they do.
best part of cities is food options cause of all the really small places with good shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:41:45 2018 No.10002085 File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, back in nam we ate the brain of our enemies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:42:35 2018 No.10002088 >>10001732 Just amerisharts being amerisharts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:48:55 2018 No.10002119 >>10001766 >>10002085 Wtf am I watching??? Source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:51:20 2018 No.10002130 >>10001766 Looks like the Flukeman from X-Files.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:55:06 2018 No.10002147 File: 2.89 MB, 450x252, alpha male cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:58:26 2018 No.10002155 >>10001098 I was mildly interested. Thanks bud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:02:27 2018 No.10002174 >>10002119 His name is Sonny, and his YT channel is the Best Ever Food Review Show. He mostly does videos about nam

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:04:44 2018 No.10002183 >>10001984 It's Joey Salads, he's a fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:07:50 2018 No.10002195 >>10001576 >The average /ck/poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:08:40 2018 No.10002197 >>10001716 If anyone ever tells me America has no culture, I'll just show them this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:10:52 2018 No.10002207 File: 2.91 MB, 400x224, tfw no qt nam gf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002119 >>10002174

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:19:25 2018 No.10002240 >>10001098 I dated a girl that felt like a hot dog below the waist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:22:28 2018 No.10002251 >>10001802 Do all the spankings come with hugs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:25:38 2018 No.10002260 >>10002207 this guy must have tons of parasites from eating this crap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:27:42 2018 No.10002267 File: 1.97 MB, 3264x2448, 1489115837373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002085 >>10002147 holy shit this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXOAwbazzKQ lines up so well

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:31:39 2018 No.10002271 >>10002207 Ragworms. Those things are tasty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:33:15 2018 No.10002277 File: 25 KB, 550x336, 820[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002240

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:34:53 2018 No.10002286 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, 1516164997615.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:36:57 2018 No.10002294 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, cooking with mouth.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:38:04 2018 No.10002297 >>10002294 wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:38:23 2018 No.10002302 File: 69 KB, 1600x1200, 1191244346022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002286 >dropping it and letting the oil splash all over you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:38:23 2018 No.10002303 >>10002286 whyyy did you post this, the thread was going great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:38:57 2018 No.10002309 >>10002302 It doesn't even matter because that oil is cold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:40:27 2018 No.10002320 File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, 1514642005609.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002303 cry some more

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:40:57 2018 No.10002322 File: 363 KB, 5000x5000, wojak's monster hd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002294 >tfw no bird mommy to regurgitate food for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:41:09 2018 No.10002324 >>10002207 that cute girl is eating it... i am somehow aroused

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:50:18 2018 No.10002357 File: 2.87 MB, 500x280, MUSTBANG.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >dresses like a thot >puts ranch on her pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:52:37 2018 No.10002364 File: 2.93 MB, 450x252, wheres the food in this mukbang.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:52:47 2018 No.10002366 >>10001790 >healthy junk food what the fuck it's over 2000 calories

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:58:29 2018 No.10002392 >>10002085 Must be American brains

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:58:36 2018 No.10002393 File: 2.81 MB, 500x280, hot chicks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:59:37 2018 No.10002396 >>10001876 Fake & gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:05:05 2018 No.10002415 File: 2.89 MB, 400x400, buffalo tots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:06:11 2018 No.10002421 File: 2.94 MB, 400x224, crustless trash.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:06:54 2018 No.10002423 >>10002357 What's her insta?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:11:12 2018 No.10002438 File: 2.75 MB, 480x270, cuts off 30% of sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:12:44 2018 No.10002447 >>10001779 hearing this without sound reminds me of my parents for some reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:13:38 2018 No.10002451 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, gordan ramZ cuts crusts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:18:18 2018 No.10002472 >>10002421 I'm making this tomorrow because it looks doable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:19:31 2018 No.10002479 >>10001762 Yes, and that's called "buttermilk." Also: the sky is blue, you need air to live, and nighttime is for sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:25:01 2018 No.10002500 >>10001025 I wonder what a spoonful of that tastes like

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:26:47 2018 No.10002512 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, Baking Time Lapse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:32:03 2018 No.10002539 >>10001805 All that liquid pouring out on to my shirt and hands when I bit in to it would just piss me off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:41:14 2018 No.10002576 File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, throws away cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:41:37 2018 No.10002580 >>10002294 >feminism

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:42:37 2018 No.10002584 >>10001576 This bitch tried Big Smoke's order didn't she

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:42:52 2018 No.10002587 >>10001025 Paula is muh waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:42:57 2018 No.10002588 >>10001731 I wanted that shit so badly when it came out but my family barely ever ordered takeout. That and popcorn shrimp. I loved novelty fast food probably because I could never have it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:46:35 2018 No.10002608 >>10002576 not only does this nigger waste good cake, he takes a fucking hour to do something that takes TEN SECONDS. JUST CIRCLE YOUR KNIFE ONCE THEN YOU CAN CUT THE CUNT. ISHYGDDT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:46:37 2018 No.10002609 >>10002576 jesus christ, just cut the FUCKING CAKE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:46:59 2018 No.10002612 File: 79 KB, 984x497, Jack's a faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002320

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:50:01 2018 No.10002627 >>10002447 im just imagining the babbling noise when someone's speaking through a phone in a cartoon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:55:00 2018 No.10002654 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, Park_sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002612 Jack Scalfani hails from the beautiful city of New York. Hot dog country.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:58:04 2018 No.10002667 >>10002512 this is incredibly calming

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:59:48 2018 No.10002675 What's with all the crust posting? Is this some new ebin meme?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:03:53 2018 No.10002698 File: 364 KB, 2518x1024, 1496215569469.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002612 Cry some more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:06:07 2018 No.10002708 >>10002654 >beautiful city of New York LOL right

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:06:25 2018 No.10002710 >>10002294 That actually makes me feel sick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:07:21 2018 No.10002712 >>10002675 Cross thread butthurt about people throwing out pizza crust. Even though powered by salt the webms are pretty good imo...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:09:24 2018 No.10002725 File: 351 KB, 583x695, chef excellence.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10001779 Chef excellence?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:09:28 2018 No.10002727 File: 1.64 MB, 1280x720, 1506199816343.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:17:26 2018 No.10002770 >>10002085 prions

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:19:03 2018 No.10002779 >>10002576 Did you make this just to piss everyone off?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:29:59 2018 No.10002816 >>10002421 I always cook the ham separately a little bit first so it's nice and warm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:33:33 2018 No.10002822 >>10002770 that only matters if the person who's brain you eat also has prions

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:39:11 2018 No.10002840 >>10002822 thanks captain obvious

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:43:14 2018 No.10002853 >>10001585 Buttermilk is sour because of bacterial cultures, not citrus. Lemon+milk is a semi-ok substitute if you're fucked otherwise but it doesn't taste the same and you can't use it the same way in all cases.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:44:19 2018 No.10002856 >>10002421 Replace that center bread with a fried egg and it's a win.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:47:26 2018 No.10002865 >>10002584 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:49:00 2018 No.10002870 >>10002451 was he expecting the cheese to stay in place when he held it up at that angle?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:57:07 2018 No.10002892 >>10002294 I truly, and with all of my being, despise women, and think they at this point have earned nothing but being left uneducated and chained in the home unless wearing a burka and lead by a male guardian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:58:24 2018 No.10002897 >>10002892 ow the neckbeard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:59:11 2018 No.10002902 >>10002654 The fucking queef can't even eat right

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:03:42 2018 No.10002917 >>10002447 >hearing this >without sound

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:07:29 2018 No.10002933 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1496027100448.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:07:58 2018 No.10002934 >>10002147 when do they fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:08:13 2018 No.10002937 can someone post the strawberry webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:14:05 2018 No.10002953 >>10001762 no, its just fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:15:39 2018 No.10002961 File: 2.95 MB, 1280x720, 1510613617133.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:15:54 2018 No.10002963 Today on How It's Made...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:18:09 2018 No.10002970 File: 2.99 MB, 470x264, cuts spaghetti crust.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002963

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:18:43 2018 No.10002971 File: 1.67 MB, 1280x720, 1493751489099.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hog heaven

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:20:41 2018 No.10002977 File: 2.98 MB, 400x224, eat pork and throw bun out.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002971

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:20:44 2018 No.10002978 File: 52 KB, 332x606, 81gMxxN-+lL._SY606_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10001576 Watching her drink both shakes at once reminded me of those epoxy kits with the double plunger. Ghastly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:25:32 2018 No.10002996 File: 93 KB, 1366x768, IMG_20180113_202222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002207 Should have dropped more Napalm on them than we did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:25:49 2018 No.10002997 File: 31 KB, 656x607, 1341565913750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002320 >he left the sticker on the apple

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:29:14 2018 No.10003008 >>10002654 that's clearly in Germany

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:30:16 2018 No.10003013 File: 2.89 MB, 500x280, Next up on Crust Cutters™.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002712

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:32:00 2018 No.10003020 >>10001716 id go just for the midget so I could ask her if she wants sum fuk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:32:28 2018 No.10003022 File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, 1509922596879.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:33:00 2018 No.10003023 >>10003013 >new Hannibal webm noice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:34:42 2018 No.10003031 >>10002997 >throwing away perfectly good fibre just throw away the crust too then, faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:39:47 2018 No.10003057 why is this anon so obsessed with crust

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:41:32 2018 No.10003065 >>10002415 I haven't eaten in three days and this looks disgusting. The fuck is wrong with tasty?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:42:00 2018 No.10003066 File: 2.85 MB, 500x280, To Cut or Not To Cut - Crust Cutters™ Ep1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:47:22 2018 No.10003088 >>10002357 >her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:50:12 2018 No.10003097 File: 2.86 MB, 500x280, Women Love Men Who Crust - Crust Cutters™ Ep2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:50:39 2018 No.10003099 File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, Breakfast Sandwich Roll Up.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002421

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:52:40 2018 No.10003106 >>10003099 rot in all 9 circles of hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:55:18 2018 No.10003120 File: 2.87 MB, 500x500, Keeps the Crusts and Bins the Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:56:45 2018 No.10003125

>>10002609
What you usually do is either eat the shaving as a the chef's treat, make cake crumbles to decorate the sides, or cake pops.
They actually have pre-measured layer slicers for this stuff which what a lot of commercial bakeries use.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw3moz1n6Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqo3YzoRKgA

>>10003099
I think using white bread is a poor choice here unless they cut back on fillings. Even toasted, it doesn't look like it has enough structure to support what they wanted it to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:02:33 2018 No.10003145 >>10002978 I remember those stupid things being impossible to use since one side was like 10x more viscous than the other

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:06:34 2018 No.10003155 >>10003066 >>10003097 New to /ck/, can someone explain this crust cutters meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:07:34 2018 No.10003160 >>10003155 taps your knife

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:10:50 2018 No.10003170 >>10001766 hakuna matata

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:11:42 2018 No.10003172 >>10003155 if you're new here then please just leave, we don't need anymore crust cutters like you here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:16:03 2018 No.10003186 File: 2.91 MB, 240x240, Steak Dinner For Two.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:19:11 2018 No.10003192 >>10003172 But i don't cut my crust

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:19:13 2018 No.10003193 >>10001078 It's called mechanically separated chicken and McDonald's hasn't used it for a decade or so. If that's what it is. Looks gross, but it's just low quality meat filler. Not gonna stop me from having a slim Jim once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:20:30 2018 No.10003196 >>10003192 >2018 >not cutting the crust

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:21:26 2018 No.10003200 >>10003196 infidel

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:22:45 2018 No.10003207
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>>10001732
Some novelty restaurant centered around extremely fatty food and extreme fatties. Been in the US news a many times as a controstroversy, pretty infamous, just so the OBSESSED among us are aware.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:25:43 2018 No.10003219 File: 1.93 MB, 350x242, YYLZa.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10001784

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:28:06 2018 No.10003226 File: 1.99 MB, 241x283, sushi commercial.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:29:23 2018 No.10003233 >>10003219 >gif

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:30:36 2018 No.10003239 File: 83 KB, 700x400, carton[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10003031 here is your meal pal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:31:46 2018 No.10003244 >>10001766 I'd rather die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:37:45 2018 No.10003267 File: 2.84 MB, 480x270, 1511100288382.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:44:03 2018 No.10003295 >>10003145 thats why the plunger is a single piece, dummy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:47:05 2018 No.10003303 >>10003267 that will be 60$ plus tip sir

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:49:24 2018 No.10003310 >>10003303 if you can't afford a proper drink on the town maybe you should stick to your ramen, buddy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:51:11 2018 No.10003313 >>10002364 how fug

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:51:13 2018 No.10003314 >>10003310 >proper drink

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:51:41 2018 No.10003317 >>10002897 Yeah, what is this guy thinking defending Islam? He must some kind of feminist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:52:46 2018 No.10003318 >>10003310 you misspelled "i am a faggot" but thats ok, since you are a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:55:39 2018 No.10003329 >>10002856 yolk or popped anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:56:17 2018 No.10003333 File: 2.79 MB, 1200x674, sprinkles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was watching how its made last night and found this very mesmerizing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:01:37 2018 No.10003343 >>10002421 get rid of the mayo, replace the middle bread with an egg, like the other anon said, add like 6 more slices of ham and its good

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:02:16 2018 No.10003345 >>10002970 >>10002977 >>10002576 >>10002451 >>10002438 >>10002421 >>10001824 >>10001810 >>10001802 >>10001797 >>10001790 >>10001784 what is the implication with all these file names?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:02:29 2018 No.10003346 >>10002608 >waste Alot of bakers will use the top for other things like decoration or small treats like cake pops.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:03:55 2018 No.10003350 File: 2.83 MB, 426x240, 1507625304873.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:06:52 2018 No.10003359 >>10003233 It's pronounced gif, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:08:18 2018 No.10003360 >>10003345 >excuse me, I'm a crust cutter what's going on here? just leave already

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:18:02 2018 No.10003386 I don't know what this crust cutter meme is but it feels forced and dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:20:21 2018 No.10003391 >>10002970 Why did i let myself believe this wouldn’t look awful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:21:01 2018 No.10003393 >>10001716 This is obscene on so many levels

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:22:46 2018 No.10003401 >>10002147 >soymilk activated my almonds

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:22:50 2018 No.10003402 >>10003350 Why not just put water in the glass and freeze the glass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:26:38 2018 No.10003417 >>10003360 I don't crut custs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:30:34 2018 No.10003423 >>10003402 enjoy the glass shards in your face

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:31:35 2018 No.10003426 >>10002286 >>10002320 Dear Jack Fuck off. Sincerely /ck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:49:01 2018 No.10003470 >>10002654 >>10002698 Jack epitomizes everything people hate about americans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:52:13 2018 No.10003478 >>10003426 how do we know if it's >ck >/ck >ck/ or >/ck/ ? What about >[ck] ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:53:54 2018 No.10003482 >>10001025 I wonder if chicks who work in hotdog factories give really good handjobs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:55:24 2018 No.10003487 >>10002588 They have stuffed crust.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:59:12 2018 No.10003496 >>10003482 I thought about this too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 05:04:29 2018 No.10003513 >>10002612 >some kind of mentally deficient goblin Isn't that basically what Americans are, though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 05:13:48 2018 No.10003546 >>10002294 Makes me kinda horny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 05:31:47 2018 No.10003612 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, Moist_Slice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10003546 let the juice flow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:12:20 2018 No.10003757 >>10001098 I'm dilating my man vagina to this...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:14:32 2018 No.10003764 >>10003426 fuck off newfag ja/ck/ is OUR GUY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:16:00 2018 No.10003769 >>10001716 I dont like how exploitative and trashy this is. I'm not okay with this. It's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:20:07 2018 No.10003786 >>10002147 They fucked after the credits rolled. I left the theater.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:22:37 2018 No.10003796 >>10002357 Humans look so dumb and adorable,especially small headed females. I want to pet her and watch her dumb little pupils horse eye.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:24:28 2018 No.10003802 >>10003345 This is pissing me off. I'm going to call the cops.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:25:54 2018 No.10003809 File: 80 KB, 728x420, 33681596-07A4-48C5-BEB4-0A685DFCA1D3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10003764 >newfag Says the dumb cunt posting on the wrong board. Take your millenial, youtube faggotry to /tv/ where it belongs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:27:54 2018 No.10003814 >>10003513 >hasn't visited london

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:30:30 2018 No.10003824
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>>10003809
you seem bothered by something.... huh, weird

>>10003802
do not call the cops, they tend to inflict fatal violence on crust cutters and then get a paid vacation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:36:31 2018 No.10003846 >>10003824 she looks like brandi belle

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:40:06 2018 No.10003855 >>10001732 google "heart attack grill las vegas"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:43:34 2018 No.10003870 >>10001779 showing the hands at 0:55 broke my immersion otherwise, perfection

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:48:04 2018 No.10003891 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Ghee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:49:31 2018 No.10003897 >>10002320 JACK THE STICKER TAKES THE STICKER OFF, JACK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:50:30 2018 No.10003900 >>10002725 Hello

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:54:53 2018 No.10003910 >>10002971 >that one that gets caught under the trap they're pests, but the baby ones are cute-ish

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:59:33 2018 No.10003930 >>10001716 Oh god I want some of that thicc waitress and the midget

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:00:11 2018 No.10003934 >>10003809 why is /tv/ so goddamn bad? seriously

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:01:49 2018 No.10003942 >>10003934 they don't get enough Jack -or ahem- food webm threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:01:56 2018 No.10003943 >>10003891 what the fuck was the point of that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:05:05 2018 No.10003962 >>10002286 >Oil, nice and cold

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:07:05 2018 No.10003971 >>10002588 >my family move out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:10:04 2018 No.10003992 File: 639 KB, 578x556, 1515606045697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10003470 >Jack epitomizes everything people hate about americans. That's why we love him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:17:33 2018 No.10004027 >>10003943 READ NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:18:14 2018 No.10004031 >>10003891 I strongly disagree with this method

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:23:14 2018 No.10004056 >>10004027 >ghee >originates in India >also see: smen so it's gay poo shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:28:32 2018 No.10004073 >>10003267 >stirs ice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:34:05 2018 No.10004092 >>10002302 Jack is a retard. Jack is afraid of getting splattered with hot oil. Because he's retarded, his solution to this problem is not changing how he lays food into the pan, but by refusing to heat the oil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:38:01 2018 No.10004101 >>10001716 Hey I've been spanked by that midget before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:39:21 2018 No.10004107 >>10003303 Oh it's you again

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:41:13 2018 No.10004110 >>10004056 Why the fuck are you even on /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:41:35 2018 No.10004111 >>10003303 People that are ALLOWED in the that bar are not even going to notice 60$.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:42:01 2018 No.10004114 >>10003891 > no need to stir > bottom of the pan crusted in burnt to shit milk solids uh oh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:42:50 2018 No.10004118 File: 8 KB, 250x226, 1514991831047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10003310 >t. turbofaggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:43:08 2018 No.10004119 >>10004114 it is one of the only ways you can cut the crust on a liquid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:43:35 2018 No.10004122 >>10003099 Why not just make a goddamn breakfast burrito? >THE FUCKING KETCHUP FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:43:37 2018 No.10004123 >>10003333 the fully mixed version looks kinda dull in comparison. you can insert a /pol/ comment here if you want

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:44:32 2018 No.10004127 >>10003350 why not just freeze the ice in the desired shape

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:45:23 2018 No.10004131 >>10004114 It's wrong anyways. if you want clarified butter just heat slowly until the whey separates and pour out the clarified butter. if you want it browned you can do that afterwards

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:46:18 2018 No.10004140 >>10003186 The steak looked good, but why would you elect to broil before pan searing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:50:40 2018 No.10004152 File: 2.75 MB, 360x360, Gourmet Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10004140 http://www.seriouseats.com/2017/03/how-to-reverse-sear-best-way-to-cook-steak.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:50:41 2018 No.10004153 File: 127 KB, 373x1920, 1516221198732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10004123 >you have half a dozen beautiful and vibrant different colors >you decide to mix all of them together >and thus the amerimutt was created

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:58:00 2018 No.10004183 >>10004152 I think I'm going to do this next time I cook steaks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:02:58 2018 No.10004193 >>10003612 I don't get it, how can this man bet that bad at cooking after all this time? He probably has thousands of hours of practice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:07:25 2018 No.10004206 >>10002147 >soymilk everytiem

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:07:42 2018 No.10004209 File: 2.79 MB, 600x600, Grilled Lemonade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10004193 He's mentally deficient, he is incapable of improving

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:10:11 2018 No.10004220 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Mashed Potato Wontons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:15:18 2018 No.10004242 >>10004131 ghee is usually in between clarified and browned butter cause they boil itpretty hard, though i agree that webm takes it too far

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:27:13 2018 No.10004271

>>10001804
NO shit.
This is exactly my thoughts about 90% of American television programming these days.
I can't bring myself to watch anything except the occasional sitcom anymore. I remember growing up with discovery and tlc being informative and entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:30:31 2018 No.10004379 >>10002421 >>10003345 >>10002970 >>10002977 >>10002576 >>10002451 >>10002438 >>10001824 >>10001810 >>10001802 >>10001797 >>10001790 >>10001784 This guy is fucking passionate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:30:32 2018 No.10004380 >>10003897 he's doing it "the manly way"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:45:36 2018 No.10004416 >>10001624 Was McDonald's ever "good" and/or tasty at any point, or has it always just been bland processed garbage?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:46:51 2018 No.10004422 >>10003333 Mate, fucking nice. I spent ages looking for a high quality version of that episode just to webm that bit, never found one that good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:49:18 2018 No.10004431 >>10003482 Only if your dick is five miles long and articulated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:50:03 2018 No.10004434 >>10003809 You came into a /ck/ video thread, told Jack, of all people, to fuck off, and then typed /ck/ wrong. You're the fucking newfag here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:52:07 2018 No.10004441 File: 2.49 MB, 640x480, Tomatensalat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:53:08 2018 No.10004448
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>>10001716
>Tfw some novelty restaurant that endorses absurd levels of gluttony now incorporates light BSM into the dining experience, complete with an obese black dominatrix and a midget

This is just so wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:53:10 2018 No.10004449 File: 2.97 MB, 900x506, echte carbonara.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:53:47 2018 No.10004450 >>10002294 directed by David Lynch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:54:47 2018 No.10004453 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, Italienisches Fastfood.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:57:43 2018 No.10004459 >>10003350 >hold on sir, it'll take me about 20 minutes to get your ice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:58:03 2018 No.10004461 >>10004441 boring ass webm fuck you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:58:58 2018 No.10004464 File: 2.82 MB, 854x480, MRE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:01:04 2018 No.10004470 >>10001818 >people who shit in their hands allowed to handle food Gas 'em.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:01:14 2018 No.10004471 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Straßenomlette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:03:25 2018 No.10004480 >>10002147 do you think he uses siracha as lube

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:05:14 2018 No.10004487 File: 2.99 MB, 854x480, 5waystomakechipsworseandcausepeopletohateyou.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:06:47 2018 No.10004494 File: 2.50 MB, 854x480, icecreamcrunchtacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:11:12 2018 No.10004512 >>10002357 i wanna fucking destroy this thottie secpnding>>10002423

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:12:02 2018 No.10004515 >>10004379 you mean "autistic"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:13:21 2018 No.10004520 File: 1.46 MB, 640x360, tomato sauce waterfall.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:14:22 2018 No.10004523 >>10003971 >when it came out I'm talking like 20 years ago kiddo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:14:35 2018 No.10004524 >>10004487 Some of them seem ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:16:30 2018 No.10004531 >>10002654 he eats like a literal cow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:17:21 2018 No.10004537 >>10004531 at least cows are cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:17:57 2018 No.10004541 File: 19 KB, 321x306, 1313636756345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10003099 >That cross section in the end as if he's immensely proud of his creation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:19:49 2018 No.10004544 >>10004220 >sour cream >butter >vegetarian parmesean what? It's already not vegan, why not just use real cheese?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:20:52 2018 No.10004546 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, food porn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002961

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:21:19 2018 No.10004547 >>10003099 or, y'know just use a fucking tortilla

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:21:51 2018 No.10004551 >>10004544 because it's vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:24:44 2018 No.10004563 >>10004551 Is cheese somehow not vegetarian?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:25:52 2018 No.10004568 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, absurdly cheesy burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:26:24 2018 No.10004571 >>10004563 It's vegetarian but not vegan. Altough to be honest it's kind of dumb to care about cows killed for meat but not veals killed for the milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:26:27 2018 No.10004572 File: 2.81 MB, 480x480, avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:28:02 2018 No.10004576 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, jack cuts a potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:28:42 2018 No.10004578 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, big macs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:28:44 2018 No.10004579 >>10004572 >still needs cheese >not like cheese at all

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:30:34 2018 No.10004584 >>10004563 >>10004571 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rennet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:31:09 2018 No.10004586 File: 2.89 MB, 490x360, fridge locker.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:32:27 2018 No.10004589 File: 2.50 MB, 889x500, burger flip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:33:16 2018 No.10004594 File: 1.14 MB, 400x400, AVOCADO FUCK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:38:13 2018 No.10004612 >>10003022 Reminds me of that one saw trap where you get stabbed by needles and filled with hydrochloric acid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:41:32 2018 No.10004631 >>10002294 >David_Lynch_directs_Kimi_No_Na_Wa.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:43:33 2018 No.10004639 >>10003099 Fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:45:11 2018 No.10004646 >>10002147 I'm getting a few gay vibes from this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:45:16 2018 No.10004647 >>10002147 >Haha dude so randam XD

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:45:44 2018 No.10004652 File: 2.99 MB, 800x450, teigtasche mit tomatenzeug und käse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:50:33 2018 No.10004672 File: 2.86 MB, 852x480, 1494229584273.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How safe is fresh rare chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:56:33 2018 No.10004694 >>10003099 >Ketchup This needs to fucking stop, right the fuck now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:57:54 2018 No.10004698 >>10004586 How does he get the locker back from the bear?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:59:57 2018 No.10004704 File: 755 KB, 714x750, file (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10004111 waste of trips

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:00:53 2018 No.10004706 >>10001576 >so fat her stomach presses up against the steering wheel wew lad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:01:33 2018 No.10004710 >>10004704 No I used those trips just fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:01:53 2018 No.10004713 >>10003934 /tv/ is based, literally the little brother of /pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:01:55 2018 No.10004714 >>10004672 supposedly its 100% safe in Japan. I didn't have the balls to try it though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:01:55 2018 No.10004715 >>10001750 Is this feeder porn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:02:35 2018 No.10004718 >>10004672 100% dependent on country. japan? yes some parts of europe? yes usa? abort

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:03:38 2018 No.10004722 >>10004714 >I didn't have the balls to try it though It's not like salmonella is gonna kill you unless you're a pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:04:49 2018 No.10004727 >>10002147 Youtube was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:06:46 2018 No.10004735 >>10003333 >/v/ shows his sprinkles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:07:23 2018 No.10004740 >>10001766 >asian """""food"""""

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:07:32 2018 No.10004741 >>10004714 if the chicken is boiled whole it's a lot more likely to be safe than something where the chicken is mixed with other stuff, chopped up or cooked at a lower temperature the bacteria live on the meat, not in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:07:35 2018 No.10004742 >>10003809 >facepalm reaction image >complaining of jack on /ck/ >reddit spacing >/ck honestly end yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:07:50 2018 No.10004745 >>10002654 Is that drool hanging off of it at the start?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:08:48 2018 No.10004749 >>10002207 so this is what agent orange does to people?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:11:04 2018 No.10004758 So judging from many cooking videos/clips, I should get a stepladder and prepare and cook my food from a topdown view position, and it will turn out "great" no matter what!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:13:00 2018 No.10004763 File: 2.81 MB, 640x351, 1505278915170.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:13:11 2018 No.10004765 >>10004431 alright then I'm good to go

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:14:49 2018 No.10004768 >>10004763 >Love a chip butty >These fags leave out the butty part Also just cook the fucking chips assholes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:17:39 2018 No.10004778 >>10000000

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:24:46 2018 No.10004803 >>10002320 Does this guy have brain damage or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:25:10 2018 No.10004806 >>10004768 >>These fags leave out the butty part It goes by quick but I'm pretty sure they did butter it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:26:46 2018 No.10004808 >>10002421 >cut the crust off and crust up the sandwich anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:29:16 2018 No.10004819 >>10004704 >wasteofnips.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:32:19 2018 No.10004831 >>10004494 fuck thats aweful. who would crave fried tortilla with ice cream in it? >those fat arms >make sure the recipe is stupid as possible I can almost hear her bitching about Trump or talking about how funny the colbert report is

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:32:33 2018 No.10004832 >>10003099 >cross section again when there's already a cross section

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:38:29 2018 No.10004860 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jack doesnt know how to show feelings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:51:00 2018 No.10004914 >>10004860 i will never understand why he reaches out and bites the food rather than bringing it to his mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:51:34 2018 No.10004917 >>10002421 This looks pretty good although I don't know why he cuts the crust off. Pointless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:56:40 2018 No.10004942 >>10004914 It's to show how delicious it is. It's so irresistible his mouth refuses to wait for his hand to bring it forward

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:59:51 2018 No.10004949 >>10004860 >no tongue it's a miracle

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:24:42 2018 No.10005024 >>10003013 Damn, how does he find time to cook all these meals, kill people, be a therapist, and help solve murders? Also, watching that show always makes me want to cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:28:59 2018 No.10005042 >>10001716 You know what they say about Vegas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:33:27 2018 No.10005056 >>10004586 If I was enough of an asshole I'd just take the safe out and cut into it with scissors. Then I could have all the cookies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:34:28 2018 No.10005061 File: 149 KB, 249x443, Screenshot_20180118-111133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10004942

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:40:45 2018 No.10005084 >>10004763 All that work for such a shit sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:43:19 2018 No.10005092 >>10005084 Google triple-cooked chips It's a meme food meant to make chips (which are an inherently dull food) seem interesting. They do them in pubs and bars to seem somehow up-market

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:46:44 2018 No.10005105 File: 2.37 MB, 640x640, 1467134297874.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10005092 >Triple Cooked Chips are a type of chips or deep-fried potato that were developed by English chef Heston Blumenthal. really boils my brain soup

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:51:48 2018 No.10005121 >>10005092 That's just terrible

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:59:04 2018 No.10005145 >>10005092 those are fries

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 12:18:31 2018 No.10005219 File: 82 KB, 750x738, 1511937926543[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002147

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 12:21:01 2018 No.10005225 >>10004914 He is un-ironically mentally retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 12:32:20 2018 No.10005268 >>10002147 >oh my gosh sriracha, literally the hottest substance on the planet lmao nah senpaitachi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:06:02 2018 No.10005422 >>10003809 nice reddit meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:16:48 2018 No.10005475 File: 683 KB, 1625x1117, 1513414835189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10004576 JACK HOW this makes me wanna help him :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:18:26 2018 No.10005480 File: 1.22 MB, 1280x720, 1488688277707.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10003809

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:19:43 2018 No.10005485

>>10003155
There was a thread the other day where two retards were arguing over whether or not it was acceptable to cut crust off pizza. The le ebin maymay spammers on /ck/ are in the process of beating it into the ground. It's got a half life of three days; you're coming in at the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:25:44 2018 No.10005514 >>10005475 He's rich anon, it's fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:29:06 2018 No.10005531 >>10005514 >He's rich lolno

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:44:54 2018 No.10005575 >>10005531 he is thought right

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:46:47 2018 No.10005585 File: 2.67 MB, 720x712, 1488901335958.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10005575 He is middle class due to his wife's income

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:00:51 2018 No.10005651 >>10004831 Fuck off, /pol/. Normal people don't see politics in everything, let alone a fucking ice cream webm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:24:35 2018 No.10005727 File: 2.97 MB, 600x336, 1467292208136.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:27:40 2018 No.10005733 >>10005727 >You see all this? >Yea stuff it in a bag of doritos and throw as much shitty sauces you can imagine I can do that too in my house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:29:41 2018 No.10005739 >>10004568 that cheese was supposed to go on the fries

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:35:45 2018 No.10005760 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1503502016282.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:37:29 2018 No.10005766 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, 1468696013815.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:45:18 2018 No.10005811 >>10005727 >>10005766 Mexicans have the best stoner food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:49:04 2018 No.10005830 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, 1468696439286.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:16:55 2018 No.10005954 >>10005092 Who cares what they're supposed to seem like, they taste really good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:27:45 2018 No.10006003 >>10004589 THOSE ARENT BURGERS THEY ARE JUST LUMPS OF BARELY MIXED GROUND BEEF GOD

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:38:52 2018 No.10006075

>>10001766
It really bothers me when people make a face like "wow this literal tree parasite dipped in water with some green onion tastes REALLY good raw!" for the sake of appearing to be cultured and tolerant. I don't believe for a second that this country with a 50/50 chance of having roads, schools, and hospitals (pick two and only two) produces any delicacies that a westerner would enjoy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:49:27 2018 No.10006149 >>10003814 I've been to both. At least the thugs in London can fit through most doorways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:52:16 2018 No.10006164 >>10004220 >vegetarian Parmesan So... Parmesan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:13:43 2018 No.10006281 >>10005651 you sound a bit triggered there, soyboy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:19:26 2018 No.10006307 >>10006281 Typical 14 year old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:25:00 2018 No.10006337 File: 52 KB, 600x338, TRIGGER word.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10004494 >makes a perfectly good dulce de leche pancake >adds sprinkles >adds the ice cream abomination

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:25:21 2018 No.10006340 >>10002770 Do you avoid all sex because HIV exists too? You don't automatically catch a prion disease from eating brain. You should try it just so you can claim to have had a brain in your head at least once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:29:14 2018 No.10006355 >>10006164 Normal parm uses rennet, which is animal-based Same reason Sikhs won't use the new British £5 note

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:32:09 2018 No.10006367 >>10005760 knife tap

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:35:53 2018 No.10006389 >>10005830 >>10005766 >>10005727 Why people do this?

>>	chop Thu Jan 18 16:37:49 2018 No.10006395 File: 163 KB, 5000x1231, Nintendo_logo_red.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10003239 That'll be $80

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 17:01:22 2018 No.10006498 File: 667 KB, 1456x1869, 1512356900747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10005585 did someone replace the choco fountain with diarrhea >>10005651 pic related think about it >>10006340 >what is basic hygiene the post

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