/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10000073]

>he doesn't eat the yolks

[Anonymous No.10000077]

>>10000073
You posted this on /fit/

[Anonymous No.10000135]

>>10000073
is playing switch supposed to be derogatory?
it’s a based console

[Anonymous No.10000139]

>>10000077
Who the fuck lurks fit in 2018? Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.10002089]

>>10000135
it's a multi-layered meme from /v/ because of all those christmas pics of numales with gaping mouths making an ironic expression because they can't simply fucking smile, everything has to be ironic to them

[Anonymous No.10002092]

>>10000073
>eating chicken abortions
degenerate

[Anonymous No.10002115]

>>10002089
>they can't simply smile
>three of them are
u w0t m8

[Anonymous No.10002135]

>>10002089
post a picture of yourself smiling
>no, I'm a shut-in with no friends and I don't have social media, the only pictures I have are selfies
well, there you go

[Anonymous No.10002138]

>>10002089
It's kind of funny because I have a bunch of friends that behave just like this and didn't realize it until all of the memes came out about nu-males. I can't even look at them the same way after that. My friend during christmas sent me a text of him holding his switch mouth open, and he fits all of the stereotypes. For fucks sake his wife mows his lawn and fixes the appliances in the house, how did I miss this?

[Anonymous No.10002159]

>>10002138
effeminate men are easier to control

[Anonymous No.10002194]

>>10002089
It isn't ironic my g, or is a shitty irony the one they are trying to use. They are probably just trying to look REALLY excited

[Anonymous No.10002203]

>>10002089
The guy on the bottom right is kinda hot though.

[Anonymous No.10002218]

>>10002138
don't ditch your friends because of some stupid /v/ meme anon

[Anonymous No.10002231]

>>10002138
entropy is a highly highly effective control mechanism because it mimics natural decline or deficiencies
"quirky nerd" white culture is the equivalent of thug culture in the black community

[Anonymous No.10002848]

>>10002092
the eggs aren't fertilized you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.10002854]

>>10002848
sorry, chicken periods

[Anonymous No.10002861]

>>10002231
>"quirky nerd" white culture is the equivalent of thug culture in the black community

I didn't know white nerds were murdering & raping each others like common niggers are.

Can you show us the nerd on nerd murder rates?

[Anonymous No.10002926]

>>10000135
Is saying "based" on 4chan an ironic thing or are there really that many 50 year old men on here trying to be hip?

[Anonymous No.10002958]

>>10002926
It's alright anon, we all make mistakes. I, too, was a teenager once

[Anonymous No.10002964]

>>10002926
Why do you assume 50yo?

[Anonymous No.10002973]

I just made eggs and one was full of blood. I'm eating it now anyway. Did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.10002990]

>>10002861
The white self genocide is the shit that made Walt salty in gran Torino
Not stating that as a fact just a theory as to what anon is getting at

[Anonymous No.10003515]

>>10002138
It's a goddamn internet joke. Who gives a flying fuck who fixes the problem if it gets fixed in the end and people are happy? Stop living by the standards of others and enjoy what you have in your life - for yourself.

[Anonymous No.10003521]

>>10002861
You should practice critical thinking more, brainlet.

[Anonymous No.10003758]

>>10002089
God every single one of them looks like they could use a hard punch in the face. Boogie is fine though I like him.

Gents just remember to shave and buy glasses that actually go with your face.

[Anonymous No.10003766]

[Anonymous No.10003816]

>>10003758
> Shave.
Okay, woman.

[Anonymous No.10003895]

>>10002203
yeah looks like an older console but he is still an 8/10

[Anonymous No.10003944]

>>10003816
the majority of /ck/ is women

[Anonymous No.10003976]

>>10002089
>3 smiles normally
>One of the gaping male is even has PS4 instead.

[Anonymous No.10004021]

>soyboys defending their degeneracy

this thread man

[Anonymous No.10004029]

>>10003766
>Dammit human! I said calm down!

[Anonymous No.10004065]

>>10000073
I wish egg was all yolk.

[Anonymous No.10004071]

>>10002926
lol

[Anonymous No.10004076]

>>10004071
what is this? I want this for my coffee table

[Anonymous No.10004081]

>>10000139
People below the weight 600lbs

[Anonymous No.10004085]

>>10004071
This shouldn't exist.

[Anonymous No.10004091]

>>10004081
So you weigh 500 pounds then?

What's that like?

[Anonymous No.10004108]

>>10004076
I hope you are being ironic

[Anonymous No.10004121]

>>10004091
Off 300lbs, but I suppose people weighing 500lbs + is pretty common for people like you.

[Anonymous No.10004129]

>>10004108
>le ebin irony
>>10004121
Who is "people like me"? I'm biking to work in a few minutes, it's 21 degrees and I have a 17 mile ride each way. When was the last time you exerted yourself other than masturbating?

[Anonymous No.10004172]

>>10000073
>not keeping the yolks, and soley seperating the white which is a mere 20 calories less than the 50 calorie yolk, and throwing two of those fried on each side in a grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.10004176]

>he doesn't eat a vegan friendly soy based diet

[Anonymous No.10004177]

>>10004071
This is gold. What even is the point? To feel like a kool kid or shill more effectively?

[Anonymous No.10004186]

>>10004176
>He doesn't marinate his tofu in soy milk, and edamame paste, and the urine of young prepubescent girls on birth control, and estrogen
Anon, I...