Mystic Gregg

[Anonymous No.16199661]

What has Gregg's got for you?

[Anonymous No.16199668]

>im aries
wtf thats the worst cancer sign in binding of isaac

[Anonymous No.16199686]

>>16199661
I'm a Taurus, so I have a nice sausage roll. Aren't there 13 signs though, one of them being discovered in the early 2010s?

[Anonymous No.16199693]

>>16199661
>virgo
I hate canned tuna so they and the british can fuck off

[Anonymous No.16199700]

Sausage bean and cheese melt. Sounds alright, but you can get some eggs and bacon in there if you tried

[Anonymous No.16199704]

>Sagittarius
Chocolate muffin btfo every other option

[Anonymous No.16199717]

>>16199668
Of course Aries is the worst Cancer sign, it's not a cancer sign at all. I'm Aries too actually, and I'd love a breakfast roll from Greggs.
>>16199686
>discovered

[Anonymous No.16199788]

>>16199686
How do you discover a new sign when they are spread over the course of the year?

[Anonymous No.16199802]

>>16199661
Nothing cause I follow the Pound Bakery

[Anonymous No.16199814]

>>16199661
all of it. just go there everyday.

[Anonymous No.16199827]

>>16199693
same. i hate tuna

[Anonymous No.16199869]

>>16199686
What I do is sometimes get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it, serve that with a pork pie sausage roll

[Anonymous No.16199934]

>>16199661
So I get the chicken bake. Isn't that the one which the imbecile put his penis into and suffered burns that one time?

Typical that I should get that one Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.16199969]

>>16199934
>Isn't that the one which the imbecile put his penis into and suffered burns that one time?
I think that's happened with practically everything on that chart.

[Anonymous No.16199993]

>Aquarius
I guess it probably tastes good but I would never pick vegan over actual sausage

[Anonymous No.16199999]

>>16199661
>taurus
>sausage roll
i guess science works

[Anonymous No.16200579]

Is it a coincidence that this is a crap advert and the star signs start at the beginning of the financial year?

[Anonymous No.16200790]

>>16200579
Star signs always start with Aries. Maybe it's the financial year we should be questioning. Do the Jews have an interest in the zodiac?

[Anonymous No.16200796]

>>16199969
Sadly, that makes me feel a little better.

[Anonymous No.16200900]

>>16200790
My star sign was never that far down the chart. Aries was always 3rd. Aquarius was always 1st.

[Anonymous No.16200920]

>>16199668
I'm pretty sure they buffed Aries in Repentance so that you don't get hurt when charging into enemies at full speed. It's good now

[Anonymous No.16200934]

>>16199661
Pieces, but damn I want to be an Aries

[Anonymous No.16201124]

the fuck is a yum yum

[Anonymous No.16201167]

>>16201124
It's a twisted donut, usually glazed.

[Anonymous No.16201289]

>>16200934
I'm an Aries dating a Pisces. We're not meant to be compatible but goddamn do I love a yum yum after having my breakfast baguette

[Anonymous No.16201466]

>cancer
wasnt too bad for once

[Anonymous No.16202378]

>>16199661
>Aquarius
>vegan sausage roll
Yeah nah, fuck that

[Anonymous No.16202437]

As a Scorpio, I could really do with a proper pain au chocolat these days, so the OP is uncannily accurate.

[Anonymous No.16202624]

>>16199661
>Yum Yum
aaah shit yum yums was my jam NIGGUH. Didnt them shits used to be loike 5 for a pound or something? DAaaaaymn roll up on Gregss with muh DICK out get me a chicken bake and a sausage rollk then FIve of them nigga yums to stuff in my fuckin face afterwards god DAMN I miss greggs making a nigga wanna move back to the uk NAHM SAYN but then I remember all the pakis and shitskins lmao WEW lad nah thanks faggots thinik I`ll stay were I amn after all FUCK SOUTHERN FAIRIES

[Anonymous No.16203085]

>>16202624
I'm from Somerset :(

[Anonymous No.16203158]

>>16199661
bullets to kill yall fatasses

[Anonymous No.16203173]

>>16199686
>Astrology
>Discovered
>Not literally just pulled out of someone's ass

Lol.

[Anonymous No.16203201]

>>16199686
>I'm a Taurus, so I have a nice sausage roll. Aren't there 13 signs though, one of them being discovered in the early 2010s?
Supposedly they are countless signs, just like there are huge amounts of constellations, but only the 12 are used in the 12 month calendar. They can't really fit a 13th one in unless there was more months in one year.

[Anonymous No.16203204]

>>16199693
>>16199827
>>16199668
>>16199686
>>16199700
>>16199704
>>16199934
>>16199993
>>16199999
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>>16201124
>>16201289
>>16201466
>>16202378
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>>16202624
WOW YA FACKIN RETAHDS, YOU ALL GOT FACKIN DATAMINED BY A SHILL

GREAT JOB DUMBASSES

[Anonymous No.16203764]

>>16199686
It's not that a new sign has been "discovered," but that people realized the earth very slowly wobbles on its rotational axis, and over the 2000 years since astrology began, the constellations that correlate to the signs have shifted almost one full place over and another constellation joined the mix. So nearly everyone's sign should be one sign over, with some getting a new sign. But astrologists have decided to just ignore that and cope by saying it doesn't matter what constellation the sun was in when you were born, it matters what constellation it would have been in if you were born 2000 years ago

People who genuinely believe in astrology are unfathomably retarded

[Anonymous No.16203772]

>>16203764
>People who genuinely believe in astrology are unfathomably retarded
Sounds like most of the world doesn't give a shit and is happy to just see it as a bit of fun, whereas you've done some in-depth research and found out there's an extra star sign that you're butthurt over not seeing on this Greggs chart.

[Anonymous No.16203779]

>>16203772
You underestimate the amount of people who take it seriously. I know about precession and constellations because I've taken a basic astronomy course

[Anonymous No.16203926]

>>16199661
Capricorn
>2021, we are forgotten.

But really, what is a chicken bake? Ive never heard of it. Is it just chunk chicken baked into a crust? Are there any spices or sauces on/in it?

[Anonymous No.16204161]

>>16203926

I looked it up and it has some sort of bechamel sauce in it.

[Anonymous No.16204168]

>>16199661
cancer

[Anonymous No.16204182]

>>16199802
>Pound Bakery

[Anonymous No.16204211]

>>16203779
not that guy but as long as you don't do aren't neglecting anything because of it, and it doesn't cause you any actual real grief/anxiety, it's fine.
yeah it is stupid and i'm taken aback when people preach about it, but it's like crystals or religion or luck or anything else.

[Anonymous No.16204559]

>>16199661
>Aquarius, or Capricorn if adjusted for axial precession
Vegan sausage roll doesn't sound great, and I don't know what a chicken bake is.

>>16203204
Why would I be worried about someone knowing my zodiac sign? They don't even mean anything.

[Anonymous No.16204944]

>>16199802
Hey I went there when I went to England once on holiday, it was fine

[Anonymous No.16204962]

>>16203204
You're literally being datamined wherever you go on the internet you tinfoil wearing buffoon.
>>16199661
>scorpio
I wouldn't say no but I'd rather a steak bake or a chicken bake desu.

[Anonymous No.16204963]

>>16199661
Steak bake but I'm mirin Gemini and Aries