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>be brit on holiday in America
>at a supermarket
>it's literally filled will ugly obese women on those scooters
>every isle clogged with these retards
>finally get my things and go to the checkout to wait in line
>one of the aforementioned retards comes up behind me
>after a minutes I heard
>"DID YOO TRY THAYT NEW HERSHEYS GOLD FLAVOR?"
>takes me a few seconds to realize it's talking to me
"E-excuse me?"
>"DID YOO TRY THAYT NEW HERSHEY FLAYVER YET?? I OUGHTA TRY THAT TODAY"
>it was pointing to pic related on the shelf
"N-No, I don't eat candy"
>now jt just gives me this incredulous stare as if I just told it it had 5 min to live
>awkwardly turn back around, feel immensly disgusted
what the fuck?? are all american grocery stores this bad?

>> No.12612800
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>brit
>doesn't eat chocolate
I don't believe you, bruv

>> No.12612856

>>12612796
Pretty much people like that are everywhere, yea. Just keep moving, get what you need, and get out of there.

>> No.12612877

>>12612796
Wtf do Americans really????!!!!!???!!!?!!!!?

>> No.12612925

>>12612796
i always just fart next to the scooter people. what are they gonna do, get up and chase you?

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>>12612796
Only Euros would spend their holidays in supermarkets

>> No.12613019

>>12612796
>wait in line
>candy
>grocery stores
fuck off larper

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>> No.12613072

>“Oh my god Americans are such lardasses, can you believe their obesity rate is 43%?!?!? Ours is only 40%!!! Lol fat Americans could learn a thing or two from us thin euros!”
This is why nobody likes you guys

>> No.12613139

>>12612967
You have to understand, they're not used to seeing such an abundance of food.

>> No.12613147

>>12613072
The rates might be similar but your fatasses are fatter than our fatties

>> No.12613173

>>12612796
No self respecting Englishman would ever call chocolate 'candy'

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>>12612796
>be brit
>always passive aggressive 'cause it's a norm in your country
>always antisocial 'cause it's a norm in your country
>always looking for things to complain about 'cause it's a norm in your country
>hate americans 'cause it's a norm in your country
>come to America nevertheless
>come to the shittiest low price store
>run into some silly woman
>engage in conversation
>start seething
oi Nigel, missing the Ol Blighty, innit

>> No.12613196

>>12613176
triggered shart is triggered.
:)

>> No.12613203

>>12612796
yesterday
>old guy behind me in checkout notices my 4 pack of peach coke and tells me he remembers buying coke in bottles and returning them empty to the store for a refund
>me, clearly does not remember such a time, responds, ah yes it's great that they still release these, the peach flavor is nice too but i have a hard time finding it.
>doesn't respond
well shit on me for trying to spin that into a conversation i can actually take part to ya nosey fucker.

>> No.12613228

>>12613203
I'd imagine that the old guy, much like myself, was wondering if you were a bit slow.

>> No.12613236

>>12613139

>food

It's like going to a bizarre zoo except for food and all the items for sale are abominations full of processed HFCS and taste weird.

>> No.12613246

>>12613176
Oh if they're really a brit they should be used to obese people by now.

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>>12613196
>come seething to 4chan
>get laughed at
>"oh ho you're TRIGGERED innit"

>> No.12613279

>>12613246
Britain can't get its food production in shape since WW2. high beer consumption is offset by high heroin consumption

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>>12612796
>Going to Walmart during vacation

>> No.12613324

>>12612796
>on holiday in England looking for a quick meal
>6 pm and already drunken people roaming and sitting on the streets
>only fish&chips with 3 different obese families and drunk thots
>2 blobfishes sweating, makeup icing and noserings take orders
>WOUL U LIK GRAVY ON THA SIRR
>only a small amount thanks
>fat-dripping fucking cod and every single fry is still touched by gravy
>pissed so look at other meals
>kids of 6yo eating a gravy fish soup garnished with fries
brits have the weirdest mix of full on degeneracy and politeness. Talked to a girl who was suprisingly smart, but she still looked like makeup bukkake

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>>12612800
>>12613236
>https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/7-health-benefits-dark-chocolate
>https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/cocoa-powder-nutrition-benefits
>https://www.healthline.com/health-news/dark-chocolate-improves-memory-reduces-stress
>https://draxe.com/benefits-of-dark-chocolate/
>http://southeastdairy.org/three-surprising-health-benefits-chocolate-milk/
>http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/benefit-drinking-chocolate-milk-athletes-6965.html
>https://www.livestrong.com/article/46306-chocolate-milk-nutrition-information/
>https://www.healthline.com/diabetesmine/from-jdrf-detroit-lessons-on-chocolate-milk-and-a1c-imperfection

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>>12613327

>> No.12613350

>>12613147
Keep telling yourself that

>> No.12613373

>>12613327
>soccer mom blogs
>a dairy organization website talking about benefits of chocolate milk
>twitter screencaps of a headline

Nope. You’re really not too bright are you? You probably didn’t even read these.

>> No.12613387

>>12613336
Never fails to amaze that the fatties who post this always post the clickbait bullshit and not any of the actual methodology to the research

>> No.12613391

>>12612796
>"N-No, I don't eat candy"
Proof you're not british bruv.

>> No.12613549

>>12613373
Here's a Harvard article about the benefits of dark chocolate and cocoa powder with references at the bottom for more research.
https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/food-features/dark-chocolate/

Cocoa is actually really good for you. Its a bit overblown, albeit not by much. It has a lot of good nutrients, antioxidants, and is really good for the heart. You can definitely overdo it because its high in calories and saturated fat, but overall its a good thing to add to smoothies in moderate amounts.

>> No.12613558

>>12612796
>be brit on holiday in America
>"DID YOO TRY THAYT NEW HERSHEYS GOLD FLAVOR?"
>Flavor

Shut the fuck up, you roleplaying mutt.

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>>12613549
>You can definitely overdo it because its high in...saturated fat
>Contrary to popular belief, consuming a higher amount of fat (about 35 per cent of energy) is associated with a lower risk of death compared to lower intakes. However, a diet high in carbohydrates (of more than 60 per cent of energy) is related to higher mortality, although not with the risk of cardiovascular disease.
>The research on dietary fats found that they are not associated with major cardiovascular disease, but higher fat consumption was associated with lower mortality; this was seen for all major types of fats (saturated fats, polyunsaturated fats and mono unsaturated fats), with saturated fats being associated with lower stroke risk. The researchers point out that, while this may appear surprising to some, these new results are consistent with several observational studies and randomized controlled trials conducted in Western countries during the last two decades.
>The large new study, when viewed in the context of most previous studies, questions the conventional beliefs about dietary fats and clinical outcomes, says Mahshid Dehghan, the lead author for the study and an investigator at PHRI.
>https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/08/170829091027.htm
>https://authoritynutrition.com/it-aint-the-fat-people/
>https://authoritynutrition.com/top-8-reasons-not-to-fear-saturated-fats/
>https://authoritynutrition.com/saturated-fat-good-or-bad/
>https://chriskresser.com/the-diet-heart-myth-cholesterol-and-saturated-fat-are-not-the-enemy/
>http://www.uib.no/en/node/103172
>http://www.healthline.com/nutrition/5-studies-on-saturated-fat
>http://bjsm.bmj.com/content/early/2017/03/31/bjsports-2016-097285
>http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>https://news.gsu.edu/2018/09/10/researchers-identify-molecule-with-anti-aging-effects-on-vascular-system-study-finds/
>http://suppversity.blogspot.de/2014/05/bcfa-gut-health-immunity-cancer.html

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>>12613588

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>>12613594

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>>12612796
Says the guy with national dishes that basically are encompassed of carbs inside carbs with carbs sprinkled on top.

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>>12612796
>isle
Retard

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>>12612796
>it's literally filled will ugly obese women on those scooters
You should be used to that bong. Also, this story never happened.

>> No.12613623

>>12613608
>carbs are bad
Lazy cunt detected.
Also OP isn't a bong.

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>>12612796
>be yank on vacation in the UK
>at a Tesco's'es
>it's literally filled with the norf fc firm and their fat, disgusting slags with their norf fc jerseys that they were stuffed into like overfilled sausage skins
>every aisle clogged with these snaggletoothed apes
>finally get my butt pudding and fish skeleton pie and go to the queue
>one of the aforementioned insults to genetic hygiene comes up behind me
>"OI YEW FAHKINK AYTEN WUNUVOZ YET?"
>takes me a few seconds to realize it's talking to me
>"I'm sorry?"
>"OI YEW FAHKINK AYTEN WUNUVOZ YET? OYM GUN FAHKINK EAT WUN T'DOI."
>it was pointing to pic related on the shelf
>"No, I'm not Muslim nor gay."
>now it just gives me this incredulous stare as if I just told it Steps were breaking up
>awkwardly turn around, regret rescuing these slobs from Hitler
What the fuck? Should we suffice with the mere genocide of these creatures or should we erase all memory of them from our museums and history books as well?

>> No.12613649

>>12613602
Yes, saturated fats are very important, I never said they weren't, but you can overdo it, and they are particularly high in them.

>> No.12614065

>>12612796
Be thankful Cletus or Billy Bob didn't hear that furriner bong accent, pull out a popgun and pop a cap in your ass, Nigel!

>> No.12614101

>>12613630
>OYM GUN FAHKINK EAT WUN T'DOI."
'ate edyuwcayshun, 'ate wimmin, simpu as

>> No.12614110

>>12612796
Why would you go to Walmart? If you're here you must have heard about it before.

>> No.12614132

It's really good, though. Insane amount of calories, though.

>> No.12614369

>brit needs a boat to go shopping
That's gonna be a yikes from me.

>> No.12614406

>>12612796
Why did you give the American woman a British accent?

>> No.12614433

Why do Americans and Brits argue so much? Surprised both countries don't have others that they would dislike more, but I always see Americans and Brits aruging that the other country is worse.

>> No.12614473

>>12614433
People got butthurt because an ambassador bong pointed out an orange fool for dessert.

>> No.12614547

>>12614406
based retard

>> No.12614584

>>12613623
No wonder your teeth are disgusting kys

>> No.12614623

>>12612796
That sounds delicious

>> No.12614676

>>12614433
Americans have a chip on their shoulder since 1776 about brits. Brits dislike americans for many of the same reasons euros do.
Honestly man, fuck americans. I liked them before i came on 4chan. Now if america ever gets nuked or some large scale natural disaster ill watch the feeds with joy.

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>>12613630
>butt pudding and fish skeleton pie

>> No.12614767

>>12612796
yeah, brother
don't come back, bitch