This is a Test.

[Anonymous No.11212293]

1a) De'Shawn and Ebonee are throwing a party to celebrate the baptism of their 5th child, Ra'Wandaa, and the adoption of their new pit bull, King JameZZ. They each invite 6 siblings, 11 extended family members, and 10 friends. Each of their family members comes alone, but each friend invites 5 other friends, and each of them has a 50% chance of showing up. How many people will be attending the party?

b) 30% of De'Shawn and Tamika's guests prefer Hennessey. 20% drink Hipnotiq, and 50% drink Seagram's. How many fifths of each do they need to buy? Assume five shots per guest.

c) 50% of the party guests are minors (this does not apply to question 2). If a minor eats two pieces of chicken and one slice of watermelon while an adult consumes four pieces of chicken, two slices of watermelon, and one pickled hog's maw, how many pieces of chicken, slices of watermelon, and pickled hog's maws do De'Shawn and Ebonee need to buy to feed everyone? Assume they only need to buy 20% of the amount necessary since the rest will be coming from the food bank.


2)Mona is mad that her ex-boyfriend just "friended" some popular chick on TweetyBook 19 months, 2 weeks, and a day after they broke up. She eats two pints of ice cream, 4 king-size snickers bars, half a package of oreos, a box of Captain Crunch, three-fifths of bottle of Hershey's syrup, and a bottle of wine (assume 15% ABV). How many calories did she consume? Assuming her maintenance level is 3500/day, and she had already eaten 2300 calories prior, calculate her excess for the day.

[Anonymous No.11212294]

>>11212293
3) Chad, Tanner, Tyrone, Luke, Dustin, and Kyle are grilling steaks at their frat house. Their girlfriends Stacy, Katelyn, Shanice, Meiling, Emily, and Akiko are there too, plus Tyrone's side bitch, Amy, and this older dude they know named Scooter. Amy is vegan while others are not. Amy wants her Vegyblock cooked well-done (19 minutes per side) because of her crippling fear of undercooked food. Scooter brought venison backstrap, which cooks at the same time as a steak, but Amy refuses it to be on the grill at the same time as her Vegyblock because it's "gross" (only one or the other can be on the grill at the same time). The men eat their steaks rare (2 minutes per side). Dustin's steak is extra-thick and needs double the normal time. Their girlfriends like their steaks medium-rare (3 minutes per side). Their grill can hold 6 steaks at one time. In what order should they cook each steak such that they are all done as close to the same time as possible? Would this be easier if Amy was not there?

4a) Christopher is unemployed but he gets $1400 neetbux each month. His expenses are $500/mo rent, $125/mo internet and smartphone plan, and $17/day for fast food, takeout, and delivery. He really wants to buy a new GamestaXion PC, which costs $1650. At his current budget, how many days will it be until he saves enough to make this purchase? Assume he begins with an overdraft of -47.50 in the bank.

4b) If Christopher learns to cook and can lower his food expenses to $5/day by cooking at home, how many days will it be before he can afford his Gamestation7?

[Anonymous No.11212298]

>>11212293
It's time to stop posting anon

[Anonymous No.11212366]

>>11212298
THAT IS ART

[Anonymous No.11212420]

>>11212293
Ok, that's enough internet for today Cletus, you is gettin' too dagburned smart from dat 'er 'puter foh ya' own good. Now crawl intuh you'se hay tick matress 'n shut down dat kerosene lamp!

[Anonymous No.11212433]

>>11212420
Nah blacks are shitty tho