/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9991991
Step aside, son.

>>9991991

Roasted, mashed with turnip, for cake, turned into a puree, made into a soup, used in a stew, etc

>>9991995

I love sweet potatoes but yeah there isn't a whole lot you can do with them.

>>9991991
>implying
There's a reason mirepoix is so ubiquitous.

>>9991991
>>9991995
Could either of your tastes be any more shit?

>>9992001

Never had carrot cake, how does it taste?

>>9991995
It's one of the most beautiful things ever but only inside sweet potato pie. Other than that it has no purpose; fries, chips, roast, and mash are a fucking abominations.

>>9991991
Add cardamom to it and you will change your mind
>>9991995
Add sorgum syrup or marshmallow fluff in a mash and you will change your mind

>ITT: Faggots who don't know how to flavor foods and think they are useless
Go back to /b/ or /pol/ and eat your fucking tendies you neckbeard fucks stop shitting up /ck/ with your crappy childish opinions because you don't want to eat your veggies

>>9992008
Sweet and carroty.
People usually put in a lot of clove and cinnamon so it tastes of those quite a bit.

>>9992008
That depends, what are you putting into it? Coconut? Grated pineapple? Walnuts? Pecans? Raisins? The frosting is made from cream cheese, so it tastes like sweet cream cheese, and the main flavorings in the cake itself are vanilla and cinnamon/other sweet spices, but it's not overly spiced if it's made well.

>>9991991
>eat carrots they're good for your eyesight!
>eyesight gets worse

>>9992036
You eat them with your mouth, not your eye sockets, anon.

>>9992004
>>9992024
Don't be such jumpy faggots. I don't hate sweet potato, but I'm not a die hard fan, either.
The thread is about useless vegetables.

>>9991991
Bitch shut the fuck up stupid

>>9991991
B-But julienne carrots with lemon juice and a little bit of salt are good

oh hai

>>9991991
>Hi. I’m the most useless vegetable on Earth.
Don’t be so hard on yourself, OP.

>>9991991
Keystone to literaly all stocks/broths/stews
etc


>hi im op and i never set foot in an actual kitchen my entire life.

>>9991991
What's up doc?

>>9992806
I read that in a sensual voice.
He is getting ready to get dirty with that carrot, isn't he?

>>9992811
Of course, would there be any other way for Bugs?

>Sweetest vegetable
>Instant sweet, nutty flavor
>Makes sauerkraut based
>Makes stew based
>Makes stir fry based
>Carrot cake is the best cake
>Vitamin A, a scarce but vital nutrient: 100% in ONE SINGLE carrot

Yea fuck off OP

>>9992008
Tastes like a cake with carrot in it

>>9992836
Perhaps it's a "carrot cake"

>>9991991
>>One of three vegetables in mirepoix
>Useless

Just stop bro.

Some folk might enjoy this.
A pride of Carrots.

https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/drama/cbs-radio-workshop/cbs-radio-workshop-56-09-14-34-a-pride-of-carrots-venus-well-served

>>9991991
if you grate it and then chop it very fine, it actually adds a lot of body and a little sweetness to a lot of sauces, especially a red sauce.

>*Improves your vegetable 1000%*

>>9991991
>one of the most versatile and powerful aromatics in existence
>useless
foodpleb

>>9992806
bugs..

>>9991991
OP is retarded confirmed.

>>9991991
Carrot, as well as onion and celery, are literally the base to many classic dishes. You're clueless OP.

>>9992002
The fuck is mirepoix

>>9992981
nigga why are you even on /ck/

>>9992981
>A mirepoix is diced vegetables, cooked for a long time on a gentle heat without colour or browning, usually with butter or other fat or oil. It is not sautéed or otherwise hard cooked, the intention being to sweeten rather than caramelise. Further cooking, often with the addition of tomato purée, creates a darkened brown mixture [...]

Are you literally retarded?
Don't answer that.

>>9992988
>>9992994
To get information both you fuckers calm down.

>>9993006
it's the foundation of european cooking

>>9993010
Well thats good to know thank you.

>>9993006
You don't go to school without prior knowledge of the alphabet, you drooling retard.

>>9992953
Wrong

>>9993017
Get a load of this hardcase.

>>9993017
Lord forbid you not know every name of every obscure fucking method, go be a fucking queer somewhere else.

>>9993022
Not that guy but
>mirepoix
>obscure
c'mon now.jpg

>>9993017
>You don't go to school without prior knowledge of the alphabet
whynot

>>9993022
mirepox is, with no embellishment, comfortably and securely the most important ingredient mix in history, it's not obscure

>>9993026
>>9993031
Either way no ones gonna be in my kitchen to quiz me on this shit, its something i know how to do the name of it itself isnt that important.

>>9992791
That's good but I prefer lime juice to lemon juice.

>>9993022
>>9993034
>year of creation 3026-1008
>not knowing how to look up information
Don't be a retard and try to defend it.

>>9993062
Again no ones gonna stand over my shoulder while im cooking to quiz me on the names of this shit, go have autism fits somewhere else.

>>9991991
>>9991995
>>9992797

Alright, you vegetable boys had your fun, now I'm takin' charge here,

First order of business is for me to taste like a sweaty tire-fire while being outclassed by every other citrus fruit.

>>9993069
You come across as a bit paranoid. There's no UN freak jobs standing over you in your kitchen making sure that you're doing your part to save niggers in africa. Not yet.

>>9993069
You're the autist who started talking about muh kicheen.
You're also the retard who asked a question with an answer that is common knowledge and easily researched.

>>9993074
That is patrician level especially with a little bit of salt.

I like to remove and discard the outer layer - much like a panda eating bamboo - and enjoy the sweet bit in the middle.

>>9992024
>Syrup or marshmallow fluff
Keep your beetus to yourself Ameranon

>>9991991
>he doesn't mirepoix
Spotted the cooklet.

>>9993017
Yes, you literally do. That's where they teach you the fucking alphabet, you goddamn retard.

>>9993394
>2 hours later
>hurr-durr you go to school unable to spell your own name
What shithole country are you from?

>>9993418
>2 hours later
what the fuck? this is some fucking "I am 8 years old on facebook" tier complaint. No one cares, are you new here?
What kinda school doesn't go through the alphabet in elementary or preschool?

>>9993429
The blatant idiocy got me confused I was on one of the faster boards.
Preschool is not exactly school as you might notice from the prefix.
Going through the alphabet in school doesn't mean it's the first place you gain knowledge of its existence.

Tried making leek and parsnip soup and it was too much parsnip. Carrot soup is disgusting.

>>9991991
Wrong. If you're a poor student, they're godsend. It adds texture to instant ramen and psychologically helps you feel satiated. They're also good for you.

>>9993439
>Going through the alphabet in school doesn't mean it's the first place you gain knowledge of its existence.
no but it makes your argument that you can't go straight to school with no knowledge of the alphabet stupid

>>9993394
You should fave known your ABCs before the age of 5. You should be able to read albeit shittly.

>>9993454
How exactly?
You go to school with no idea whatsoever what's going to happen or that anything exists?

>>9991991
Second best thing in a roast or beef stew.

>>9991991
>>9991995
Obvious bait is obvious.

>>9993463
yes that'd be fine, first grade is designed around absolutely no fundamentals

>>9993463
This idiot again. Are you the same twat that can never answer a direct question?

>>9993530
In this I think that you're right. Age based education is stupid and designed around some stupid quotas, niggers and unions. People should advance at their own rate, it would show that niggers are fucking slow fucks holding the rest of us down. Reality is racist however.

>>9993530
I have to agree with this anon >>9993557
If you think it's the norm to begin school with absolutely no prior knowledge of anything, you're a nigger.
Your parents have probably called you by your name at least once as a child and have tried to explain your own name to you. Usually by introducing you to your first name initial (which is a letter, part of the alphabet).

>>9992036
Don't blame carrots for your shit genetics, mudblood.

>>9993569
Perhaps the reason for KFC instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Niggers need a short name so they can remember it.

>>9993569
I never said I didn't know the alphabet when I entered school, I'm saying it'd be perfectly fine if I didn't

>>9993593
Then consider the 'you' in my post a general one and not directed specifically at you.
The point still stands.

wait i'm not

>>9993569
Niggers go into school with the prior knowledge of whining like bitches and saying "gimmie gimmie gimmie."

>>9991991
There are people who hate carrots?

Which nationality are they?

>>9991991
>can be grilled, sautéed, glazed, roasted, baked
>useful in stews, stocks, soups, roasts
>can be eaten alone in many ways

In what way is it useless?

>>9992797
It's only use is for making near zero caloric wraps.

>>9993074
Salt and a blow torch fixes this.

>>9991991
>>9991995
Both of you are retarded.
>>9992797
Despite what people may think, iceberg is actually still nutritious for you if you like eating it. I never buy it, but it is actually good for you.
>>9992953
Definitely wrong.

>>9993439
>not a school
>school LITERALLY in the name
guess we found the einstein!

>>9993074
get out.
just
get out

>>9994063
Take some English lessons.

The pre- prefix means before.
Preschool means before school. They call it kindergarten in white countries.

>>9994090
preschool is not kindergarten, dumbass

>>9994129
It's an in-between but usually part of kindergarten.

>>9994142
Wrong. Most public school systems do not offer or require pre-kindergarten education, so if the parent chooses to send their child there, it's a private facility not associated with the actual schools.

>>9991991
>Hi. I'm the most useless vegetable on Earth
I love dirt rockets:^)

>>9994142
preschool is usually inside a grade school building

>>9992797
yes, most meaningless shit ever. you know the place sucks if they try to add some fluff to your dish with this in any way shape or form

>>9994447
Holy shit I forgot about that. Used to have that "ad" saved a long time ago. Lost my ass when I first saw it.

>>9992797
good for yer colon

>>9993069
You sound like you have issues. What happened to you in the kitchen?

>>9993074
>>9991991
>>9991995
Is this irony, bait, or a low IQ thread?

>>9992001
>there isn't a whole lot you can do with them

Roasted, mashed , for cake, turned into puree, used in a stew, etc

>>9991991
i like raw carrots. i can't stand the texture of cooked carrots

>>9992008
It tastes a little like carrot cake

>>9992004
Is that Kip?
Figures /ck/ would be into that sort of thing

>>9992836
Why don't I cake you with my carrot you fucking smart pants?

>>9994475
No it isn't. Most of them are private.

>>9991991
>most
I think you mean least. Unless you’re some sort of cunt.

>>9993031
Ive never heard of it either. Where did you guys first hear this term that makes you think its such common knowledge?

>>9993484
How many non-shit uses can you come up with for sweet potatos?

>>9994142
Nah, preschool is age 3, Kindergarten isnt until 5 and is actually part of the elementary school system, while preschool is more its own thing

>>9993043
Never had lime, what taste? Like lemon but sour?

>>9996642
Just go and buy one for christ’s sake. Squeeze a quarter and drop into a glass of water.

>>9995455
a kitchen.

>>9995455
Maybe they’re not fast food addicts?

>>9994447
>>9994575

>>9996642
If not a fresh one then this is really good as well since it's in liquid form and can be used in drinks and pies and stuff.

I have carrots that look like this, can I eat them ?
I bought them like 2 weeks ago I think

>>9998309
Yes 100 percent safe eat up anon chow down bon apple teeth

>>9993781
fat

>>9998309
eat it before it runs away anon

>>9998317
>>9998357
I can't help but think you guys are fucking wih me

>>9998309
it's fine man, just peel it and it's good to go.

>>9998434

>>9998434

literally what could be wrong with it? Chow down, "mate"

>>9993022
mire poix is obscure?
You fucking amerilards seriously.
its the essential for haute cuisine and literaly all euro stocks/stews etc.

How can you be so fucking retarded?
>>9993017
When i got into first grade i was already able to read childrens book wtf do you do in america?

>>9998570
Here in the US, its commonly known as the Holy Trinity, from the French Creoles and Cajuns in Louisiana. So I could understand them not knowing what it is because we already kinda have a name for it.

>>9998598
>Trinity, from the French Creoles and Cajun
That's not the same thing at all because it uses bell pepper in place of carrots.

>>9998734
Mirepoix is traditionally carrots, onions, and celery, but they aren't necessarily so. White stock mirepoix replaces carrots with parsnips and historical recipes used meats also.

>>9995464
Steamed/fire roasted on a cold day. Tried them in Korea and they're fucking delicious.

>>9993074
I'm with you brother. Fuck grapefruit

>>9998757
Americans don't usually make white stock though as parsnips are fucking disgusting.

>>9998843
Parsnips have always been in my pot roasts and pasties, but that's about it. Sometimes beef stew if I have some parsnips just laying around

>>9997825
>>9997843
>>9998570
I wasnt aware that everyone that likes to cook has worked in a proffesional kitchen or had a teacher in their own kitchen.

Im still not sure where the average person would hear this. Its not like someone would look up "how to cook mireplox" having never heard mireplox before.

>>9992806
That carrot is going straight up his asshole, isn't it

>>9998843
underage

>>9995153
Not the guy you replied to but good taste for recognizing the king of chubby anime bitches.

>>9993815
>near zero cal
what's on the inside? shirataki noodles and mustard?

>>9994475
no it isn't, children are legally required to be enrolled in some type of school past the ages that preschool teaches.

it's completely different from grade schools

>>10001895
No, peanut spread and aspartamane-flavoured ice cubes