/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Does my own terrible camera-posts count?

Sorry, this board is only for Monster and McChicken discussions now.

>>9992182

I'd eat it

>>9992182
Is that tofu?

>>9992182
Are those giant chunks of tofu?

>>9992201
Tofu and pork. I rarely eat tofu but it's fun to cook with occasionally. The tofu held together really well this time.

>>9992177
That's the chicken jr. from bk, you nigglett.

>>9992265
Looks good and you did well. I fail every time I try to cook tofu.
I'd still like to see a little more calcium on your plate, though.

>>9992206
No, they're less than inch across. It's a normal portion in a small plate; the photo taken up close. That's why you can see the marks from the package on the tofu.

>>9992269
a reverse image search says its from mcdonalds.

>>9992318
somehow this looks like a sad fish

>>9992292
the ultimate hangover cure

>>9992332
damn that looks good, have a simple recipe for berry reduction?

>>9992334

Reminds me of pizza hut before they went all shit tier.

>>9992175
bbq pork slathered in sauce is delicious regardless of origin, but seriously breh, filipino cuisine is fucking disgusting

>>9993364
Its from a normal pizzaria, fuck pizza hut

Garlic, herb, and cheese pull apart bread.

babyback ribs i made myself.

no spice rub or sauce. just salt and pepper. i was trying to concoct some low carb bbq sauce, but couldn't figure a recipe out.

Is this the tasty looking food thread?

Good tgread

fried chicken, bacon, and mac and cheese.

>>9992409
No.

not sure what's going on here, but it looks good af.

braised short ribs? oxtail? i dunno.

>>9993602
Do americans really have edible bombs?

>>9993592
>it's a let's ruin the dish with bacon episode

>>9992175
I really wish all boards would get IDs.

>>9993621
Do you know when narwhales bacon??!!

>>9993646
Wishes are for fairies you wannabe namefaggot.

>>9993592
A soccer mom's wet dream.

i made this and it was prettttty fucking tasty

>>9992175

This is why we can't have nice things. Not even going to give you a (you). You know who you are, shitlord.

>>9993700
There are way to many posts in this thread that deserve this respons for me to know which one you mean.

>>9993698
t. goron

For me, it's mcflyover state. Full of niggers, yuck! Do americans really eat this??

>>9992175
Matapa from Mozambique.

Sticky rice with pork floss

>>9993606
that's a fancy fairy bread cake, m80. straya!

obligatory: cunt

>>9993700
bait

>>9993776
read the rules: >>9992175
>post tasty looking food

>>9993801
Oh, my bad. Here you go

>>9993776
looks pretty avantgarde

>>9993646
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>9993939
pinwheels are the superior marshmallow-graham cracker branded cookie

>>9992175
yum
did those yourself? they look good

>>9993958
Post an enticing picture of them, then.

cooked in a paper bag

>>9993958
Not anymore. They changed the recipe a couple years ago, used to say "pure chocolate", now they all say "fudge" and taste like shit with a disgusting oily texture. It's an absolute shame.

>>9993699
why triscuits. wtf. why not just serve that cheese and meat on wood chips.

>>9994227
i miss legit mexican food man

to be clear most of this is street food. memelas or real chalupas will have beans in the fried corn masa.

this is a breakfast food. with hot coffee

>>9994232
Mexican food is stupid easy to make at home, just do it yourself.

this but unironically

>>9994266
nah you dont get the same quality as you do down south, what with ingredients and old lady cooking knowledge and in the case of street food a lot of unique kinds of cooking grills

more street food. lime juice, mayonnaise, cotija cheese, chili

>>9994299
>hurf durf I'm too retarded to stuff some garbage meat in some dough and fry it

>>9994324
>hurf durf i cant stand anywhere outside america has quality cuisine
stay assmad, my 18-24 year old white male friend

>>9994268
Is that Singapore mcNaldods?
is the chicken any good?

>>9994334
What the fuck does that have to do with being able to recreate simply Mexican street food? You'd be just as retarded if you couldn't manage to recreate shit from food carts in the USA.

>>9994254
Looks good, i think I'm going to make this.

>>9994352
youve obviously never immersed yourself in mexican food from the central part of the country. pretend your shitty little food network recreations made with cheddar and bagged lettuce for your boyfriend are the same quality, i dun care lol.

>>9993646
We could definitely use them here.

>>9994217
damn. you little manlets are easily triggered

>>9994352
>hurrrrr i never ever eaten food outside of my town but how can it be any different from the rest of the world
stay retarded my obese cunt

anyone else on a keto diet? all these pictures of bread are triggering me.

>>9992175

>>9992250
>Not sure if parody or actual menu item

>>9994365
crackers are supposed to let the cheese and meat shine, not make you think youre eating hamster cage shavings

>>9994362
>>9994371
i dont think thats what he meant. theres no need to cry about it, goddamn. why are mexicans so sensative?

ceviché

>>9994392
RRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!
>someone doesn't like what i like

>>9994362
>reeee how is it possible people from other regions can recreate my authentic traditional mommy-made regional food reeeeee
>>9994371
>there is literally no way a person could learn to make authentic regional cuisine from authentic regional chefs or translated recipe books or people from there showing you how to cook on youtube, it's just literally LITERALLY impossible for anyone but people from the place a dish originated to cook it

wew lads
wew

>>9994392
>"Water crackers are for adults to eat with adult cheese."

>>9994415
dude. quit trying to derail the thread with your trying to bait assmaddery. im done posting.

>>9994415
>LALALALALALA IM THE BEST IN MY SAFESPACE CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY PERFECTION LALALALALALA

>>9994422
nice digits
whole wheat cracka ass crackas keep the plumbing in working order

>>9994424
>get mad someone called food cart food simple, because it fucking is
>sperg out like a proper retard about it
>call bait and say you're going to be the better man by not replying anymore
k
>>9994427
>because people can recreate my authentic traditional simple food cart foods in other countries, they must think they're perfect, not just able to cook extremely simple fast recipes that are intentionally designed to be as easy as possible for speed of service, i'll show him!
Amazing.

>>9994418
i love japanese bar snacks.

>>9994445
>i can recreate something i have never tried in my life because i read it on mexicanfoodfordummies.fag

kinda hard to find good pictures cus most search results are shitty homemade food blog pictures and not actual foreign or restaurant food

>>9994456
>trying to move the goalposts this blatantly

Nigger, you tasted that shit. You should be able to recreate simple street food, unless you are your own pic related. It's called research and experimentation.

chikin katsu with tartar sauce was the shit. closest pic i could find to the stuff i would always order.

>>9992409
You can cheat a bit and use canned fruit in heavy syrup. Cheap, effortless, turns bland porridge and oats into delicious.

>>9994488
lmao im not even american nor from the american continent
if you dont have your hands on the right materials you wont do good, your research and development will only lead to your own bastardized version in the best case scenario, nothing more. most likely you will create something different
also try not to repeat the same memes like a parrot for once in a while

>>9994536
>can't order online
>can't find import/specialty shops

You were the one saying you missed it so much, but you're not even willing to try to recreate it? That's pathetic, Anon.

>>9994566
youre arguing with someone else you stupid dipshit. im the one that posted all the mexican food and im not the person youre still arguing with. its like your fucking retarded lol.

this meal is what i call 'best of both worlds

>>9994566
because i know what kind of products we sell to foreigners and i have tasted the difference between the ones i buy here and the ones in the places where they get produced
obviously you dont, and you are happy being the obtuse limited manchild you are
good luck with life, lots will be needed
but how they say, ignorance is bliss

>>9992175
In my Spic island, those are called pinchos, sadly the street sellers got greedy and stopped selling pork skewers, now they only sell chicken thigh skewers.

>>9994579
Your posts are so similar it's hard to tell. Hey, didn't you say you were done replying to me? Or was that another another person?
>>9994584
>the person telling the other person to experiment and find ways of recreating food is the "obtuse limited manchild", not the one who can't recreate simple street fare or get authentic ingredients shipped to him over the internet, something nearly all of /ck/ is capable of doing

>>9994614
>look mommy i'm trolling trolololol

>>9994339
Indonesia
Yes
power rank
Maccas > Wendy's > kfc > Texas (Church's)

>>9994614
>Your posts are so similar
>Your foods are so similar
maybe you just are stupid, it's not a crime

When i was working in Paris, I and some of the other chefs used to go to a small cafe, and order a baguette with ham and butter. I was apprehensive at first but it was all I could afford.

Needless to say, it was delicious.

I've attached an image, this is an image board after all.

the sandwich in question, they call a Jambon Buerre.

I cant recommend it enough.

Best, Michael-Allen

>>9994630
>he couldn't resist replying
:^)
>>9994633
>there is no possible way to recreate foods in my country, not even by importing base ingredients myself
If you can't type "pre-cooked white corn meal" and other relevant shit into Amazon, you are the clear and obvious retard.

>>9994680
>pre-cooked white corn meal
the absolute level of this """"""""""cook"""""""""""

>>9994689
>doesn't know what P.A.N. is.

Thanks for confirming beyond any doubt you are genuinely retarded. I think we're done here.

>>9994680
do you have any idea how embarrassing your posts are at this point?

>>9994451

>>9994702
seems like the cheap stuff that people who cant cook usually buy
is that supposed to confirm anything, beside you being a very poor poster? (cant even call you a poor cook at this point, too strong of a term)

>>9994702
>whiter than you

>>9994719
Fucking amazing. Google "arepas" and check the ingredients for every single recipe. Moron.

>>9993694
>putting an alien parasite in your mouth

>>9993750
https://youtu.be/lnhrOsrf9NY

>>9994747
if you cant taste the difference between normal vs pre cooked flour then it's simply a fact that you have the palate of a baby, even having to post this is becoming tiring, not even talking to and adult

cow's heart is reallly fuggin good

>>9994705
>getting shit on
>your posts are embarassing shut up
Chill out, paco.

>>9994451
Too much fried shit, though. It's a horrible way to end your day when you go out drinking.

caesar salad king of salads.

>>9994833
>not niçoise
No.

>>9994824
in all fairness japs tend to stick to tiny food portion sizes no matter what.

>>9994842
i'm ordering an overpriced caesar salad to go today to spite you

>>9994805
>PAN is the same as precooked flour

You are so ignorant it is funny.

>>9994859
it literally is
are you feeling funny?

>>9994807
heart in general is delicious

>>9994869
It literally isn't, though.

>>9994893
but it is, though
literally precocida

Childhood. The blueberry muffins that were in steamy plastic packages that looked near exploding were good too, so moist.

>>9994913
wrong board.

>>9994923

>>9994849
I'm making an overpriced nicoise variation tonite just to spite you.

Actually it should be pretty awesome because I know a girl who raises her own little egg-layers.
Smoked clams and pecorino should be interesting.

>>9993682
>carlsberg
you, sir, are a superior man

>>9994927
i said wrong bort

>>9994960
literally piss

>>9994959
yeah all ive got in my fridge is like 6 bottles of salad dressing but no greens, hence the ordering.
i intend to have my own chickens someday.

>>9993604
remove the onion rings from the burger and keep it as a side

why the fuck do these clowns need to ruin everything?

>>9994982
stick to your bud lights then

>>9993550
needs spinach in there

>>9994217
Smoked gouda and the rosemary olive oil are great. The fig are slightly sweet with a garlic flavor.

>>9995005
I agree and perhaps sun-dried tomatoes and peppers.

>>9992180
natto's alright. only japs think its gaijin kryptonite. they also think foreigners poop rainbows and dont sleep.

>tfw went vegan for health reasons
>all this delicious looking food

I don't even miss the tastes. Just the texture. I can make veggies delicious, but they don't feel at all the same.

>>9993694
>when you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking booze all day

>>9992184
what kind of monster pairs well with mcchicken?

>>9994068
Thanks, now I have to go get one of these for dinner. Place nearby me used to sell them for $2.50

so good

>>9993776
Does sounds good, but at face value it looks like cat vomit with carpet fibers.

>>9994505
God making this stuff at home was awesome.

Thank you based cooking dog