/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9976523
Ask her what she likes so it doesn’t wnd up awkward

Women love Italian food

If you really want something spicy you're probably a degenerate

Chicken piccata is decent. Italian is my go to.

who is this slut

on topic, i make a spicy noodle soup that's basically: mushrooms, peppers, pork, onions, sesame oil, ginger, garlic, soy sauce cooked in a slow cooker on low for ~8 hours, with glass noodles added in and left for 20 minutes before serving. just throw in whatever else you have on hand, too, for added flavor.

>>9976523
Some people can’t eat anything with spiciness. Imagine if she ends up being uncomfortable, sweaty and runny makeup while shitting herself.

>>9976540
Thanking everyone for the responses.

This slut is Belle Delphine.

>>9976529
I'm not talking senselessly spicy but a little spice is great.

>>9976555
Actually spicy food is a good idea because liking spicy food is a proxy for whether or not she will put out.

>>9976556
Is she a lizard? Why is she sticking her tongue out at every chance?

I'd opt for a conservative play.

Pan-fried salmon; butter and salt, nothing else.

Basic salad: cherry/grape/whatever tomatoes, thinly sliced onions/pickled red onions, a little feta if you know how to add not too much, walnuts/sunflower seeds. Whip up a vinaigrette with two parts olive oil, one parts lemon juice/vinegar, salt and pepper.

And then whatvever starch you want. Make a nice rice dish (risotto), or just assorted roasted root vegetables. I like to roast (par-)boiled beets, potatoes, and sweet potatoes. You might also enjoy turnips, parsnips, carrots, rutabaga.

Maybe that's an uninspired suggestion.

>>ITT
>"she"
>faggots, faggots everywhere

>>9976579
Not a trap, gay boi.
>That gap

>>9976556
>that string of saliva
more like this?

>>9976574
No that's actually really good. I might go either this. Simple but classy in a way.

>>9976523
Im good at pastas so id do a basic mushroom cream.

In pan olive oil + heat to onion garlic mushes
Deglaze white wine
Add seafood stock + spices (I do dill chilli flakes salt)
Simmer, add heavy cream. Stir and keep the milk from drying at top layer.
Add noodles to mixture while they are not crunchy but have a bite, add parsley and stir. Takes like 20 min, is vegetarian, you dont want a vegan gf.

>>9976601
Dated a vegan once. Fucking worst. This girl has no dietary concerns. Thanks for the recipe.

>>9976601
>seafood stock

How do you do this? Do you eat enough seafood to make your own from shells and bones? Do you buy it premade?

If the latter, where can you typically find this, in your experience? My stores usually only sell veggie, chicken, and beef broth/stock.

(I think most people would argue that seafood stock isn't vegetarian.)

>>9976629
>>9976607
Im drunk and left out that I shower the dish in parm cheese at the end

My local meijer sells boxed stock (its never one sale like the other stocks, but I like it most. I live in flyover so there is no way in hell Id make my own)

>>9976629
Shrimp shells can work.

>>9976523
whole wheat vegan calzone that covers an entire half sheet pan

Boil some lobsters and bake some cupcakes you stuff condoms inside before putting into the oven. Make sure you wear cleated soccer shoes.

Buy a durian two days in advance so it can thaw and you can pleb test her.

>>9976523
Bananas foster for desert is a must. Women seem to get really turned on by the lighting it on fire bit.

>>9976710
fuck yes durian is god-tier fruit
also the thought of it frozen is fucking bizarre I've only ever had it fresh

>>9976523
homemade pasta. really easy and bitches love pasta

>>9976781
I'm a bitch and I don't like pasta.

>>9976594
>my kanna
>doesn't look literally anything like kanna
Disgusted "jazz music stops" man.jpg

>>9976598
Don't do fish dude, fish is a pretty touchy thing for people and anecdotally most of the women I've ever known like seafood but not fish. Ask her before you make it at least. Go with a pasta like others have said.

>>9976796
Agreeing with this. I've never had a girlfriend who would eat fish though

>>9976523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_GNznvIN1E

Cozy, classy, and extremely palatable with a wide variety of tastes. You're kitchen will smell like heaven, you'll have some wine leftover to go with the meal, and plates up nicely if you let it rest a few minutes after you pull it.

>>9976539
Strong 2nd choice w/ some aglio e olio (the chili flakes and lots of garlic will have the kick you're looking for) and a green salad. Spinach, maybe arugula. Give the dressing some sweetness to offset the heaviness of the chicken and pasta.

Crepe Suzette

>>9976523
make an asparagus and potato quiche, spring mix salad with balsamic vinaigrette, cheese and crackers, and fancy kalamata olives

fun option is summer rolls as an entree, do something else as well because cranking out a full meal with them will take too long
just mandolin/ matchstick some cucumber, bell pepper & carrot
maybe some bean sprouts, or herbs, or whatever veges
some packaged fried tofu or grilled chicken or prawns
make a lil sauce of lime & fish sauce (or soy) & diced chilli & ginger & garlic (or whatever)
get some rice paper sheets from an asian store, pic related
you just soak the sheets in some hot/ boiling water for a bit, remove, put on board
place stuff in them, drizzle over a lil bit of sauce and roll them up
serve with hoisen to dip or more of your drizzle sauce or chilli or whatever

It's a fun thing to do together while you have a few drinks, and they're extremely 'light' or 'clean' food that is exactly what girls like to eat on a date and feels 'healthy'

>>9976523
Go out, do fun stuff, stop at a place listed on happycow. She's going to leave you by summer if all your dates are at home.

>>9976570
ahegao, bro

>>9976789
i got you senpai

>>9976977
Women love it when you cook them dinner as a date, wtf are you talking about?

>>9976523
how many times a week do you post this ?

>>9976629
Shrimp shells are what I used to do, now I live by the gulf so I'll get snapper whole at a fish market and make a few gallons from one fish not who you were asking though but that's what I usually do. I've seen Mexican groceries sell just heads and that would work too or ask the grocers seafood Dept. They may not even charge you since it's waste anyway.

>>9976696
Bon appetit wanna fuck?

>>9976781
I'd hardly say I "love" pasta... Anything home-made that show effort and/or prowess is worth a lot of points though.

>>9976915
>Asparagus on a date
Trolling or tripping

Just make a fried rice. Put all what u want into the rice, and to make it look fancy, add some sardines or sliced meat and some vegetables

>>9977073
It's find so long as you aren't pissing on one another

asking the same question as OP.
I'm thinking Spaghetti alla puttanesca, she loves italian food and pasta, it isn't as boring as fetuccine alfredo or spaghetti w/meatballs but isn't as "exotic" as carbonara.
i still haven't decided on a side dish but it'll probably be some sort of soup that goes well with the spaghetti.
served with the finest wine from Valle de Guadalupe of course.

she's super hot but she's british. such a shame.

>>9976523
Just make turkey burgers

Source: tonight I made turkey burgers.

>>9977315
Do you think you'd get the fucking bitch either way?

>>9976523
never assume spicy is alright
keep anything spicy separate & optional

pasta is always safe
don't mix in the meat while cooking
I know it's sacrilegious, but it opens options
options -> topics of conversation

fish, chicken, beef, sausage - pick two to have options and don't mix into main meal until approved (including salads)
usually:
( fish + chicken ) + alfredo
(beef + sausage ) + red sauce
no pork chops until you're iron chef

don't forget bread and salad options
bread and dipping oil can be easy and fun
don't assume and load up the salad immediately
ask questions

also have multiple wines to pair/try/sample

options are key
the less you assume,
less you make an ASS out of U and YOU

>>9976540
>>9976601
many people do not like mushrooms

>>9976796
>>9976820
gets it

>>9977275
see
>>9977361

go boring/safe at first then work your way up to iron chef
ask questions during meal prep/flirty time
remember the answers!
here's a hint:
if she likes something then immediately add it to your shopping list
which should be on paper and not on your phone
if she doesn't then cross it off your list
(this list is for your memory more than an actual shopping list
and you can remember to ask about other things on the list)
stick it to your fridge to be "responsible"

I'm glad /pol/ is under reddit raid
I missed /ck/

>>9977315
I really like an English accent.

>>9977394
post hidden, didnt read

>>9977002

Good job.

>>9977361

Pan. Hot.

Olive oil.

Two eggs whisked with chives and seasoned? In.

My two egg omelette with chives and a twist - Done.

Make something light, like a simple pasta dish or a salad (my go to impress people food is homemade balsamic chicken salad, it's super light but noncooks are impressed if you can make homemade balsamic dressing, and it has strawberries in it which is weird, but works, and also impressed noncooks).

Unless you're for sure gonna fuck. Then make some heavy as fuck, garlic as fuck pasta. Nothing is better than weird, lazy, sweaty pasta sex, and then passing out in your own gross.

>>9976570
Because she's trying to appeal to permavirgins who have never (and likely will never) observe a woman's orgasm face in person.
Those sad fucks thinks that the 'ahegao' face is what women do when they cum.

>>9977031
This was my first time to this board actually. Seems to have gone well.

Thanks everyone.

>>9976781
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

>>9976523
Why cook at all
>hey baby, how about we skip dinner go straight to dessert
>*winks*

>>9976788
Tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>9977954
>Those sad fucks thinks that the 'ahegao' face is what women do when they cum.
Lol boomers everyone. It's a common japshit theme where women make faces like that during sex in a doujinshi/mango/etc

The guy I'm replying to seems really sad and pathetic though, Idk why he's so angry

>>9976523
id like to grab her by those elf ears and stuff my cock down her throat until she vomits all over my hairy balls

>>9976574
This is a winner

>>9976594
Jimmies rustled tbqhifyaknoqwhatimeanfamalamalamawhambamthankyouma’am

>>9976523
Why not cook together? Thats always great fun and you'll get to show off your skills in real time. Oh and stick to something you know.

Pasta is always a safe bet

>>9976570
Because otaku think that women sticks their tongues out when having an orgasm

>>9976570
>he's never seen a grill's O-face before

>>9979671
>grill
neither have you Ill bet

OP whatever you do...make this and thank your saviour Chef John
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKOla0-aW5o
Trust me, OP. And wash your dick.

>>9977093
It affects the taste of semen though. Don't you want your date to swallow?

http://mymansbelly.com/2014/02/21/beer-braised-beef-short-ribs/

this over some creamy polenta or mashed potatoes. its fucking delicious and your house will smell good.

>>9979778
grill detected

>>9976523
The fact that you posted this picture shows that you have no taste. You're just going to fuck it up anyway so just do whatever.

>>9979822
Nice. I think I'm gonna go with a lasagna and this as dessert. Simple but filling.

>>9977093
>as you aren't pissing on one another

BORING

My go to is medium rare sous vide steak, seared with a torch with a mushroom sauce gravy and baked potato, usually with either broccoli, asparagus, or brussel sprouts. Purchases cheese cake for desert.

Try the whole searing with a torch thing, women love it and you seem manly and adventurous.

homemade pizza? get good at making bases, you dont really need to worry about toppings as she can choose her own, as long you get some good toppings in. or maybe its a second date thing depends on the girl really

>>9977361
Glad I'm not the only one taking a hiatus away from /pol/

>>9976556
Is she, dare i say it, /ourgirl/?

I mean, holy fuck she's gorgeous. And can you imagine her cooking for you? She probably reconstructs every fictional food you can think of. Like little fondant pokeballs and Ghbili buffets while dressed like a slutty little elf that lives off your semen.

>>9980206
Much more likely that she eats boxed microwave dinners from Trader Joe's and once made a NURRRD cake from NURRDY NUMNUMS her favorite youtube channel

Assuming those pictures were't her brothers dressing her up without her consent

>>9976579
Browsing the internet so often, you think every girl you see is a trap. Goddamn you are pathetic. Fuck off back to /b/ faggot.

>>9980247
That's a demerit.
I don't need to remind you of the rules.

>>9980221
>Assuming those pictures weren't her brothers dressing her up without her consent
What's that?

If you really want to get laid, make paella. She will most likely not know what it is. My secret trick is to about half a stick of butter in small dollops about 10 minutes before it is ready.

>>9980460
Oh fuck I love paella. She'll definitely know. This roastie is well traveled. But fuck I'm tempted to make it.

>>9980460
>saffron
Any dish with the use of saffron is worth it's weight in blowjobs. But, most girls have no damn idea what these dishes are, and most girls probably wouldn't be down to eating oysters when you could just order a pizza or delivery Chinese and just as easily blow her mind.

Girls really aren't that hard to impress, Anon. Just using the oven for frying and baking at the same time is enough to show her that you know how to cook, and is enough to say that you can combine more than one dish. And that's all you need. Two things that every enjoys and you've got pussy for dessert.

>>9980504
In fact, if you're desperate enough; just having the ingredients on your shelf is enough to show a girl that you can cook.
I once was offered a blowjob and night of sex with a fat bitch (who I had to turn away) because I just happened to have every ingredient needed to make banana bread. We made like 15 servings. There was enough for me, her the fatty, and three others people who shared some. i had no idea what I really had. but it was enough to say to her, "i know what I need and I've got it."

>>9976523
just order something nice. Or you can try grilling if she has daddy issues... Girls don't do eggs, forewarning. And they thoroughly enjoy starches, not including sugary carbs, less you forget. Chances are, whatever you cook, the modern girl won't even finish. You'll have to gamble with fried foods, noodles, desserts, and maybe easy make common enjoyables. You could try making a pizza with some premade dough mix, buy some fresh mozzarella ,and some different kind of fancy sausage and then take her on a trip to the other side of Italy.
The trick with any fancy bitch is to recreate another region of the world with just your imagination and the tools in your kitchen.
Try this to add some kick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikaBPenUwPc

>>9980206
She's a fucking cosplayer, I've never known one to have any skills beyond sucking cock.

>>9980570
Psht, what cosplayer doesn't like sushi?
Get you some of those Panda Express noodles you can buy form a can.
Then grab some wasabi and ginger; a cheap bottle of Sake; and finish with a small side of fried brown rice with a premium soy sauce and a side cup of YumYum sauce.
And in case you dindin know, making crab rangoon is fun as fuck.
Then you can just fry up some shrimp and strips of steak and/or pork on the side as a sampler platter. So instead of limiting her to one plate, the choice is all hers'.

And I personally would like to make some sauce and spice mixes she can try adding to her meat for flavor's sake.

>>9980602
No doubt she eats sushi, but I highly doubt she can make it.

>>9980610
No, why would she cook for you? What are you looking to eat, failed dreams? You make the sushi.

>>9980691
I dunno man, the guy that I originally replied to seemed like he was creaming his pants over the idea of her making a rice omelet or some shit she saw in an isekai anime.

>>9980704
Then what do I cook for my waifu?

>>9980757
>get some lobsters
>make sure to wear your football cleats(fancy)
>stomp on the lobster in front of her when you fuck it up and it crawls out of the boiling water
>?????
>profit

The one suggestion I will make, is what ever you plan on cooking, do it at least once before you have the girl over. Just to make sure you know what you are doing and that you can make it turn out impressive.

>>9976596
its actually disgusting from her tongue flush

>>9977275
>Spaghetti alla puttanesca
>extremely smelly salty strong dish filled with olives, capers, anchovies & garlic, guaranteed to make your breath reek, and named by italian whores
potentially one of the worst dishes you might serve on a date

>>9980943
ye, after seeing other tips and options I decided to change it.
going with spaghetti alla bolognese done right, aka not just tomato sauce, ground beef and pasta.
Some olive garden copycat soup and some wines to sample.
for dessert some cannoli and hopefully my cock.

>>9980691
Kek

Kadon uhang. Shrimp and coconut stew(translated)You will thank the island of Guam later. Its n you tube. Chef peter duenas, the outdoor chef.

>>9978789

Gen-X, not boomer, and I was reading things like Dominion Tank Police and Appleseed in the late 80's before you were born, you cunt. I saw GITS and Akira in the theatre, for fucks sake. If it wasn't for early adopters like me, you wouldn't even have an anime culture in the west.

Ahegao is fucking annoying shit that only appeals to retards. A woman's O-face is an amazing thing to witness, as distinctive and individual as the women that have them. Some women like to lock eyes with you, some wall themselves off into their own little seven-second pleasure space, some grit their teeth, and some start involuntarily fucking you back ("my hips are moving on their own!").
Ahegao is stupid fake shit for morons. If you ever manage to make a woman cum, you will never look at ahegao the same way again.

Have done a few out of here. Got it for $5 at Half Price, it's pretty cringe in some places but the recipes have worked for me.

>>9981520
This post is enough to know you are fill of shit.

>>9981579
Nice refutation there, you sure showed me. Imbecile.

>>9976523
it's like someone fused Amalia and Evangelyne from wakfu into one being

>>9977361
>many people do not like mushrooms
many people should be gassed

>>9976523
Ask her what she likes. Make it. Bitches are so picky about food nowadays.

>>9977275
Something simple and safe but well made. How well do you know her? Bitches love exaggerating things. She says she loves Italian but in reality she eats Chef Boyardee out of the can.
Make a good bolognese and some fresh pasta. You can make caesar salad and garlic bread too. When she gets there, chill and hang out while you sautee the pasta in the sauce, and serve. Have some shredded parmigiano regiano on hand.

If I learned anything in my limited experience with women and love life, there are two basic guidelines you can follow when pursuing most women.

1. The quickest way to a girl's heart is through her stomach, being /ck/ gives you that advantage.
2.Carbs. Most women I've met would have taken Pasta or a good baked bread over meat any day.

People already said it, but make pasta, buy some fine wine and you are set, homie. Pasta also has the advantage of being light enough so that she won't need to pretend not to be hungry and eat only a salad.

Good luck anon, and remember if all else fails, nothing drops a girl's panties faster than chloroform.

>>9981651
>post Full of try hard "I was the original" type shit
>expects to get taken seriously.

I don't need to refute Bullshit.

>>9982112
And yet here you are again, popping up like a pimple, chiming in, claiming to be right while not actually addressing my post.
Do yourself a favour and look up the logical fallacy 'argumentum ad lapidem', you pointless waste of internet access.

If I was cooking for a date, it would have to be a sharing dish for two. So something like a cooked fish salad, like prawn or shrimp with onion, mushroom, leak and whatever. Then have a separate bowl of cold cherry tomatoes, leafy greens and cucumber, another of chicken... another of noodles/pasta/rice, another of pork, another of onion rings, have some homemade creamy or hot sauces on the side. Would be tough to co-ordinate and you'd have to aggressively clean as you go, but it would be essentially easy and impressive to present, especially on a nice set of placemats, and you could just talk about what you liked and didn't like if you run out of conversation. And if it's really good, you get to fug her.

>New york striploin steak medium rare
>fresh green beans, carrots and yellow beans lightly seared with olive oil
>baked potato served with a dollop of sour cream and chives
Bitches usually go NUTS when they see steak served, and new york striploin is fairly inexpensive when it comes to tasty steak.

>>9982194
Ah shit, this was the picture I meant to use. But yeah it would be fun as hell to make a variety of vegetables and meat. As long as it's not fishheads in curry or some godforsaken shit.

>>9982202
>Steak
You might be under 21 or into fat bitches.

>>9982213
>downblouse

>>9980151
Pizza is a second date thing as you can make the dough the day ahead let it rest overnight and have fun teaching her to roll it out. Cook that shit in a cast iron pan and it is fantastic as a personal pizza she feels like she learned a new skill and gets to break a diet, instant trip to the bedroom.

>>9976523
Koreans do a dish called wal nam ssam, make-your-own ricepaper rolls. Lots of salad and vegies, a bit of lean protein, you can eat a ton and it's tasty and good for you. The two of you can have fun perfecting your rolling technique together!

>>9982237
Does that work? Making dough is easy but getting them to roll it out is another thing. Used to cater for kids parties where they made their own pizzas and it was pretty tough. Too much room for error imo, I would have taken them out somewhere fancy by that point

If you enjoy fish you can make this

-Get some tilapia and 1 lemon each for every 2 pieces of fish
-First get a plate or platter and dump the lemon juice onto the fish
-Sprinkle a good amount of cajun seasoning onto the fish, and a light sprinkle of black pepper and cayenne pepper (or more depending how spicy i guess) and let that marinate for 30 mins or longer
-Dump a bit of that marinade in a hot pan with olive oil or butter and cook however long you want (aka like a steak, however rare you want it to be)

>>9982266
It's easy m80.2

>>9982270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ArhZPYplFk

Forgot the damn link, god damn it.

>>9977954
>tfw gf makes those faces involuntarily

>>9982202
>fresh green beans, carrots and yellow beans lightly seared with olive oil
You mean saute or fried, searing something means very high heat to develop a crust, so lightly searing something would be very high heat for a very small amount of time, ie, undercooked very crunchy vegetables. No one wants that, and you can't even sear things with olive oil without burning it.

your whole post really, is just like, wow, you a dumb nigga. that part especially triggered me though

>>9982277
It's pretty open-minded of you to date someone with cerebral palsy, anon.

>>9981226
>spaghetti bolognese
>fucking spag bol
ahahahahahahhaa this is 12 year old making dinner for the first time tier

>>9982269
>>tilapia.

Stopped reading there son. Enjoy your anal leakage.

>>9982277
Das retar

>>9976523
>date in a week
She isn’t showing up anon. Girls never plan a date more than 3 days in advance if they actually plan on showing up.

>>9982444
I dunno about you but I didn't have the attention span to make ragu alla bolognese at the age of 12

anything taking longer than an hour was pretty big deal to me at that age

>>9976574
This. Most can be done in advance. All you have to do "a la minute" is dress the salad and cook the salmon.

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>>9982249
Sounds cool but she's actually Korean and I don't want to come off as some yellow fever weeb trash.

>>9982458
It's a second date my dude and she seemed pretty hype about it at the time. Don't project so hard.

>>9982651
Are you weeb trash with yellow fever?

>>9982661
Slight weeb trash that got over my yellow fever years ago. This is actually the first Asian I've dated in a long time.

Point being if I don't have to come off as that out the gate it would be better.

>>9982659
nigga I’m married. I just wanted to be a dad, and now I am. Me and my little guy are bros and play with LEGO and dinosaurs and shit. Who do you have to play LEGO and dinosaurs with? That’s what I thought.

Faggot

>>9982668
>casual banter about dates
>HEY EVERYONE I FUCKED UP MY LIFE, GIVE ME VALIDATION
Here is your validation

>>9982668
My roommates got a cool Lego set. I could play Lego and dinosaurs with him. I can't wait until your daughter is older so I can cook pasta for her and rail her from behind.
Hypothetically.

Also thanks everyone for the recipe suggestions. Keep them coming.

>>9982673
Taking care of babies is for moms. I’m not a fucking mom.

>>9982679
Ah I see, so you want validation but not responsibility. I guess anon was right >>9982676 about railing your kid from behind when she gets older, because she's definitely going to have some daddy issues.

>>9982684
hypothetically speaking, if I had a daughter, why would she be the one to fuck either of you when literally no one else on the planet will?

Moms take care of babies. Babies want their moms. I had no issue changing diapers or letting him nap on me, but all he ever really wanted was titty, and I don’t blame him. Now that he’s 3, we go camping together without my wife.

How much of a soyboy do you need to be to honestly think a father should be the one to raise a baby? You sound like the kind of guy who would marry a woman who’s pregnant with someone else’s kid.

>>9982697
>why would she be the one to fuck either of you
You're right, only you have the right to pork her, sorry "dad"
>Moms take care of babies.
And so do dads. Except you, of course, because that's "gay"
> but all he ever really wanted was titty
RRAWRR attaboy just like a real man! See? Males should not interact with other males even their own offspring because that's totally gay!
>How much of a soyboy do you need to be
My dad was around when I was a kid, so, yeah, I guess that makes me a homo.
>a woman who’s pregnant with someone else’s kid
Closeted, absentee father with a cuckolding fetish. Let me guess you have hundreds of gigabytes of "blacked" torrents.

>>9982448
That's escolar, you mong

>>9982697
>Him
>Him
>He
>Such a shit farther that your daughter went trans in the span of a few posts

>>9982705
Tilapia is still a trash fish

>>9982711
Stop being retarded on purpose you weeb faggot. Also, dating gooks is disgusting.

>>9976523
Never been in a date

>>9976523

>>9977315
Well she is

>>9982458
That's the rule for Tinder dates, people dates you can plan in advance.

>>9977071
nobody gives a fuck roastie

>>9982668
GOTEEM

>>9977954
>>9981520
>>9982436
>>9982455
small penor detected

>>9977954
>those sad fucks thinks that
it's not that complicated
it's just an artistic trend being replicated irl, nobody thinks real people that
>>9976523
Chicken parm, because everybody likes chicken, and everybody likes cheese
and some mixed veggies on the side, with one (1) meme vegetable like eggplant

>>9985184
Holy shit, hot af and I usually find white women look like insipid stale tea.

>>9985451
I'm pretty sure she's not white

>>9982651
Silly boy. Wal nam ssam is not very well known outside Korea, it'll show her that you're culturally sensitive.
She'll also appreciate it far more than grilled tilapia or bolognese.
You can serve it and tell her that you've never tried it before, and can she show you how to make the rolls? If she says yes, and the two of you have fun, you're in like Flynn.

>>9985451
Are you blind? She's Asian

>>9977941
idk why but the term "pasta sex" had me on the floor

>>9977954
No dumbass. People like it becase they imagine sticking their dick in there. Mouths are just fucking hot.

>>9987897
Disgusting.

>>9977954
Imagine being such a sad sack that you LARP like this as a jaded seasoned guy who has totally had the sex

>>9985184
post more like this
but with more tits

>>9987900
You must be out of your mind.

>>9987915
Different strokes my man, but after becoming a dental hygienist I just find the human mouth horrifying.

>>9980504
>saffron
If the girl is into fish then fish soup is pretty basic and amazing. Add clams (with shells) if you want to give a fancy impression.

>>9976966
DO NOT soak in hot or boiling water it will ruin the integrity of the sheet

soak in cold water

>>9981520
Quality post.

>>9981520
Same here, first-wave weeb, I haven't enjoyed anime in a long time though. Probably a combination of growing up, and the fact that the internet has lowered the barrier for making an anime available so any old garbage makes it over to the english speaking world unlike the old days where they had to cherrry pick because it was a huge deal to subtitle and distribute an animu

bring a dry red wine

[main dish]
rack of lamb, seasoned with salt, pepper and garnished with some parsley

sauce strawberry jam simmered in hot pepper flakes and rum (drizzle a little but and have a small thing on the side so she can add more if she wants

rice with tumeric, salt, onions and finely diced tomatoes

salad: spinach, mozzerella, cherry tomatoes, olive oil, and a balsamic vinegar glaze.

[dessert]
sliced fruits (strawberry and apples etc.)
pairs nicely with the wine

[morning after, if sex happens]
eggies in a basket with a side of leftover salad
coffee in bed

>>9985603
>>9986938
Nevermind, she's white
http://striderscribe.tumblr.com/post/169718122236/your-lips-are-beautiful-whats-your-ethnicity
and dumb enough to reply with her race when I asked her ethnicity
no fat in her brain, but she's a good person

>>9976570
>she

bad news bro

>>9976672
That doesnt sound very good.

>>9976523
If you want spice do a chillie verde stew, typically way i make it is add some water to green chillie sauce brown whatever meat you wanna add preferably pork then onion and whatever vegetable you want, its actually pretty good when you add a stick of butter but maybe not a whole stick.

>>9976574
To be fair that's a great choice!

>>9987897
Explain the crossed eyes then, fuckstain.

>>9987902
Well, I used to have sex, but then I got married.

>>9987948
We were the weirdos, I was building plastic gundam-type mecha as a hobby in the mid-80’s after watching Macross religiously every Saturday morning. And you’re right, most anime is shit now, and even the ‘good’ stuff often makes me wonder why they bother.

>>9976857
does it help if I play the grungy music while cooking this?

>>9976523
OP my go to first date recipe is the Hannibal Osso Bucco recipe. It's a fucking panty dropper. Plus the difficulty level is pretty low. Just google it.

>>9982266
Yeah it's one on one and honestly you aren't making huge pies in a wood fire oven. 4 oz. Dough are perfect for a cast iron Lodge and you just need it preheated and stick it in the oven. Too hot and the bottom will burn not hot enough and it will just be thin crust so go under rather than over. Learning to rollout takes 20 minutes to learn since you don't need to know how to throw it in the air or anything that takes some skill.

>>9976574
>Basic salad: cherry/grape/whatever tomatoes, thinly sliced onions/pickled red onions, a little feta
salad consisting of just tomato onion and literally cheese
how retarded are you reddit faggots
>>9976598
>>9979597
>>9982648
>>9992120

>>9977315
>super hot
I disagree, she's pretty, i wouldn't go as far as to say she's super hot.

>>9992882
This is what autism looks like.

>>9981520
>Gen-X, not boomer, and I was reading things like Dominion Tank Police and Appleseed in the late 80's before you were born, you cunt. I saw GITS and Akira in the theatre, for fucks sake. If it wasn't for early adopters like me, you wouldn't even have an anime culture in the west.

Wow dude you are so cool

>>9992885
She is far from thickums bro she isn't hot

>>9992885
I'm autistic because i don't find a fairly average girl hot? Thanks for letting me know pal.

I like making pasta aglio e olio, very easy, very quick and very good.

>>9976523
Enjoy the date, because you are going to get dumped. Chicks don't want a cheapskate who can't afford a restaurant. I bet your apartment hasn't even got a bay view.

>>9977315
Literally not even human

>>9976523
I don't understand petite girls that are worried about not having enough chest fat.
Honestly, small, perky tits are best tits.
Chubby women make me I'll to look at.
Fat women make me want to cull them.
Both make me depressed they chose to be fat sacks of worthless shit instead of beautiful bodied princesses. As almost all of them would be if they had any sense or self control.

>>9987917
Being a gynecologist wouldn't improve your outlook on vagina then.

>>9976594

>>9977002
>>9977934

>>9976523
Spaghetti Vongole. Ask if she like mussels first.

>>9976523
About 40 hard Boiled eggs

>>9995601
She's gonna have such bad gas she's never gonna be able to leave my place.

Making the lasagna tomorrow with her btw. Thanks for the pasta suggestion. Turns out this bitch does indeed love pasta. I'll keep everyone posted on how it goes. If not I've got the backup coming over on Saturday to "watch Netflix and drink wine".

>>9995601
kek

>>9995601
Make sure beforehand you remove the toilet paper from your bathroom. Then when she runs in film her yelling for help and violently blasting shit while you chuckle and shout "worldstar!" in the background.

>>9976523
Ask her about food hangups and do a sugar/salt brined porn tenderloin with two matching sides if possible. Google everything you don't know how to do. Risotto and a vegetable would be my go-to.

>>9996836
>porn tenderloin
giggity.

>>9995601
>no one will post the image

>>9976820
For u

>>9997113
>>9976789
Oops here for u

>>9977934
>>9994675
>>9977002

>>9994675

Ask her what kind of food she likes for some inspiration beforehand, Italian is a good go to but you have to be particular about what kind of Italian you make you don't want anything messy like spaghetti because it's going to make eating and conversing awkward the same rule applies when you have a job interview or a business lunch, if you have time practice cooking the meal once before hand to see if there's any tricks or areas that you can improve on, avoid spicy food like the plague no girls going to want to hang out after let alone do anything further when she has an upset stomach, if you go Italian try not to make the dish too acidic tomatoes will do that and will upset your stomach, and finally don't be a loser make sure you have multiple sides including a bread a vegetable and either a second green vegetable or a pasta.


Source: I got laid once.