/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9991548

I worked at Hardee's in high school. The manager forgot to put water in the grease pan under the grill and it caught fire. He had to activate the fire extinguishing system for the grill which shoots a powder/foam all over the grill.

I had a bunch of burgers on the grill at the time and the fire extinguisher stuff got all over them, but I served the charred, chemical laden burgers to customers anyway cause of my autism.

>>9991548
I went to a fucking chinese buffet when I was a kid and gorged myself. Tasted great 10/10 best buffet I ever had. But I ate like way too much and decided to finish off the meal with cheese mussels.

Now there was nothing wrong with these things. They tasted great. (Autists who screech about cheese and seafood will never know such joys.) However at this point my stomach had absorbed enough grease. I was a sickly child and had limits to how much junk I could down before things started rebelling.

>I knew that I had to go puke.

So I excused myself and went to the men's room as my parents paid. As I walked over to the stall I went to push on the door.

>The door was locked.

So I knocked like an idiot and there was no answer.

>There was nobody in the stall

Some little shit child had done the prank where you bolt the stall door and shimmy out from under the gap.

So by now alarm bells in my stomach were whooping. I tried to run over to the sink but it was game over. I doubled over and projectile vomited onto the floor just as an employee walked in. He said nothing he just gaped with this look of asian horror like that one .gif that goes around here.

Realizing I had to get the fuck outta dodge I ran off and rejoined my parents who were now at the car. I told them nothing.