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It's not even close to being a Krabby Patty anymore

>> No.9988356
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9988356

>>9987865

>> No.9988392

>hey guys, here's the official recipe for the food you saw on a cartoon
Just make a burger and stop being a jackass.

>> No.9988403

>>9987865
>Uses premade store bought patty (doesn't even grind his own meat)
>Shitty old condiments
>Puts the fucking lettuce on top of the patty
>Puts cheese on top of the fucking lettuce
>But his excuse is "LOL so pop culture food xDDDDDD"
This fucking retard and his channel needs to die, he can't even make a fucking burger for fuck sakes
Plus his condiment arrangement and Patty choice are fucking disgusting, but I guess that's why Reddit would suck his dick
Fuck this asshole

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9988528

>>9988403
>Puts cheese on top of the fucking lettuce

Is he actually retarded? The cheese is clearly on top of the meat in nearly every depiction of krabby patty. He didn't even cut the tomato right. All he achieved was making a shitty burger. Sad.

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9988715

>>9988403
>>9988528
>hurr durr I am clueless but here's my opinion anyway.
Uh oh.. pretentious dipshits alert!
It's literally the order as presented by the cartoon, which is clearly shown in the beginning of the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EnWiGYT1g4
Also OP's crossection is the wrong one.

>huuuu he doesn't even grind his own meat! omg omg!
He DOES, you blind imbecile, just not for the original shit burger, but for his own interpretation second one.

>huu shitty old condiments
>miso-mustard sauce and sundried tomato-ketchup mix
>not even mentioning the spice mix he made
You know what the real problem is? This guy has out-hipstered you and now you're butthurt. So, go ahead, continue the circlejerk now, just be honest about the real reason.

>> No.9988781

>>9988715
FUCK OFF BABISH, STOP SHILLING YOUR DUMB FUCKING VIDEOS HERE

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9988820

>>9988715
>being this buttmad when people criticize a video on a haitian mud cookie enthusiast forum

Here's your (you)

>> No.9988842

>>9988781
>>9988820
>no counter-argument
I'm not him, but you people are pathetic.

>> No.9988860

>>9988842
>wasting time arguing with a buffoon on the internet

Sure, we're the pathetic ones.

>> No.9988995

>>9988860
lmao rekt

>> No.9989001

>>9988842
>I'm not him
Bullshit. I remember when you tried to shill this shit on here without hiding your identity, but everyone told you to fuck off, so now you pretend you aren't yourself.

>> No.9989117

>>9988403

Holy fuck you are dumb.

>> No.9989148

>>9988860
As I said, I'm not him, but it's funny to see you fags get btfo and resort to memeing instead :^)

>> No.9989596

>>9988842
>you people

>> No.9990563

>>9989117
Fuck you asshole

>> No.9990578

>>9990563

no you are legit retarded seek help