/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9982641
any kind of chicken that isn't KFC or microwave tenders from Pigglie Wigglie is really just a coastie elitist $500 scam to make real Americans feel sad and depressed. they want us to buy dinky little Japanese cars and pay soda taxes because they think the gubmint should be in our stomachs instead of inspecting our genitals when we go pee pee where it belongs

Nothing wrong with baked chicken. Put it with paprika, hot sauce, chilli, cook for 40-50 minutes and it goes well with anything.

The problem with chicken is that it tastes good no matter what you do with it, whether you bake it, grill it, steam it, if you can accomplish that then you are most of the way there for any meal.

>>9982645
>KFC
>over $20 for a friend chicken
>not a scam
I know you’re being retarded on purpose, but stop it.

>>9982641
>unfried chicken
who came up with this retarded name

>>9982660
>we want the health foods audience

>>9982641
i eat about 800 grams(1.7 lbs) of chicken every day.

If you're talking white meat then you need to do a wet brine in 7-10% salt water for atleast 24 hours to make up the moisture it loses when you're baking it.

If talking dark meat then you just need to apply a good spice rub on the skin and bake it in 2 steps, first REALLY high to brown it, and then low/medium so the fat renders and the meat gets properly cooked.

any breaded thing in the oven is bullshit though. breading needs fat to become the right kind of crispy.

>>9982762
Fat ass

>>9982762
Wet brine is just a waste of salt

>>9982641
At first I thought unfried chicken was american for any non-KFC chicken. But yes, probably. As a general rule, every dish or recipe that's "like X, but without all the Y!" is trash. See also: every vegan dish that imitates meat.

>any kind of chicken that isn't KFC or microwave tenders from Pigglie Wigglie is really just a coastie elitist $500 scam to make real Americans feel sad and depressed. they want us to buy dinky little Japanese cars and pay soda taxes because they think the gubmint should be in our stomachs instead of inspecting our genitals when we go pee pee where it belongs

>>9982654
>baking chicken for 50 minutes

what the fuck

>>9982655
>for a friend chicken
Ill never have a friend chicken

>>9982946
I had a friend chicken when I was a kid.

I eated it.

>>9982946
I'll be your friend anon...

BAWK

>>9982845
t. white flyover mom with shitty cooking and a family too whipped to call her out

>>9982951
Thanks chickanon

>>9982952
Do flyovers really still believe in enslaving women like that?

>>9982952
Today I learned that Florida is a flyover state. Literally everyone knows that wet brine is a waste.

>>9983333
right, because everybody knows cubans are just fucking experts on fried chicken and know better than blacks in the deep south

>>9983333
>Today I learned that Florida is a flyover state

It's about time.

>>9983333
>wet brine is a waste
Do you have an xtra chromosome or were you home schooled by evangelicals?

>>9983333
Every state that isn't NY or California is a flyover state. Don't take it personally. Florida is mostly terrible. We have nice weather today though.

>>9983333
>dry brine
it's called salt, retard

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>>9983368
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>>9983488
Nice samefag

>>9982960
>think you're talking to a chick
>it's really just a dude
The internet has changed since 90's IRC has it?

>>9983512
retard

>>9983528
>screencaps prove anything

>>9983528
good shop

>>9983535
>>9983536
retard

>>9983539
>no argument so I'll just post the same thing again.

>>9983033
>not enslaving your women

coasties everyone.

>>9983546
>arguing with a retard on the internet

>>9983549
Ah good, you've realized that you're a retard. The first step on the road to recovery is always the hardest.

>>9983559

>>9982641
Homemade baked chicken has my personal favorite texture/taste, especially the thin crispy skin. Fried is good too, but baked can't be beat for me.

>>9983564
Nice self portrait, looking good :)

>>9983559
>>9983568
Not the guy you're arguing with, but I think he was referencing the ancient "arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics" meme. Probably why he used the equally old "no u" meme. Maybe you are too young to remember them?

>>9983623
I'm so old that I've forgotten, but thanks for the reminder, whipper snapper.

>>9983623
>equally old "no u" meme
Man, the arguing on the internet thing was back in 1999. I think no u came well after that.

>>9983631
I started seeing "no u" around the same time that world of warcraft came out. It could certainly predate that, but that's when I noticed it.

>>9983628
I'm 31. Doubt an old fuck wouldn't be so desperate to make comebacks trying to look witty to impress his imaginary friends. If you are, that's even more embarassing than being young and ignorant. Don't really care either way though, like I said, not the guy you were arguing with.

>>9983653
Why reply in the first place? You shouldn't be so desperate to show of your leet knowledge to a bunch of anons in a thread about fried chicken on an anime image board website.

>>9983664
>leet knowledge
>basic internet history of two of the most well-known normalfag memes of the time

>>9983683
Don't avoid the question, why respond at all?

>>9983689
Dont be a fagguit

>>9983724
wat

>>9983689
Well, if it makes you happy. I came into the thread, read OP and a few replies after, made this post: >>9983567 then scrolled down, saw the posts surrounding it, and noticed one side of the argument seemed to be clueless as to what the other side was doing, and informed as a courtesy.

>>9983737
Ah cool, thanks for helping him out.