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*blocks your path*
Food Gore Thread

>> No.9966559

DRINK IT HOMO

>> No.9966633

Whats wrong?

>> No.9966674
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ok

>> No.9966683
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>> No.9966692
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>> No.9966699
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>> No.9966706
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9966706

is this a US state??

>> No.9966714

>>9966674
Do americans really do this?

>> No.9966715

>>9966683
What sorcery is this?

>> No.9966719

>>9966683
fucking why

>> No.9966723

>>9966714
Thats Europe or something. the wiener can says "mehr".

>> No.9966728

>>9966706
that's maryland

>> No.9966738
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>> No.9966739

>>9966706
Maryland

>> No.9966753

>>9966706
My home state. Why?

>> No.9966768
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>> No.9966809

>>9966768
I am sad he never used the Oregano

>> No.9966835
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9966835

I win

>> No.9966843

>>9966723
Germany. Germans are disgusting people.

>> No.9966849

>>9966835
>implying I wouldn't pay extra for this

>> No.9966850

>>9966835
y tho

>> No.9966860

>>9966277
>takes a glass
>upset stomach
>braaaap all night no sleep
>ho leaves me
>diarrhea in the morning

Milk never again white boi

>> No.9967057
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>> No.9967081

>>9966674
What the fuck
Please tell me this is from a satirical tv show

>> No.9967543
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9967543

>>9966674
as an american i am offended she didn't even put any bacon on it

>> No.9967553

>>9967081
Yes. It's German, iirc, but yes.
Obsession at it's finest.

>> No.9967559

>>9966674
My mom always makes this for me for birthday. It's a very popular dish here in Minnesota. Don't knock out til you try it...

>> No.9967561

>>9966692
You just know he has Aardvark sauce in his fridge.

>> No.9967810

>>9966683
>implying this isn't a food win

>> No.9967823

>>9966277
>Food Gore
Did I just wander into a subreddit?

>> No.9967873

>>9966633
It's over two months old

>> No.9968896

>>9967823
t. reddit

>> No.9968911
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>>9966674
what does that look like when it's cooked?

>> No.9968943

>>9968911
What makes you think she would cook it?

>> No.9969008

>Think it would be fun to give back and make some cooking webms for /ck/.
>My house is disgusting and I'm a terrible chef
I guess I could make them """ironically""" and post them here?

>> No.9969054

>>9969008
Nigger you could be the next masao

>> No.9969089

>>9969054
I don't think I'm bad or disgusting enough that they'd be used as jokes. I'm just slightly below average

>> No.9969200

>>9967559
Sure you do. .. and you're not some Austrian trying to put this blame on the u.s.

>> No.9969352

>>9966706
Yep, that’s Delaware. Not much happens there

>> No.9969494

>>9968943
Because she turns the oven on at the end.

>> No.9969531
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>>9966835

>> No.9969540

>>9966706
Looks like Pepe ejaculating

>> No.9969573

>>9966706
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.9969849
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9969849

>>9966674
Stop

>> No.9969857

>>9969540
Lay off the memes, kid. They're destroying your brain.

>> No.9969860

>>9969573
Americans are literally and genetically incapable of producing attractive borders. They either make giant rectangles or disgusting crooked abominations like the one posted above.

>> No.9969868
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>>9969860
good borders dont exis-

>> No.9969875
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>>9966692
The fuckers who unironically dab greese of pepperoni

>> No.9969881

>>9966674
I think I'm gonna be sick

>> No.9969886

>>9969868
Completely horrific. Looks like the daily bowl of shite-flavoured sugarlard an American would down for breakfast.

>> No.9969893

>>9966674
she's making a food castle to protect her precious genes.

>> No.9969894

>>9969886
>southern border is literally a river
how can you be mad at the borders g-d gave us?

>> No.9969900

>>9967823
Lurk more

>> No.9969973
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>>9969860
Back to the cuck shed with you

>> No.9970450

>>9966674
I'm on a fast, just exceeded the 24hr mark, and thank god for these threads because that just killed any hunger I might have had
>on a fast, on /ck/

>> No.9970654

>>9966753
You too?

>> No.9970667
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>>9966674
This has to be fake.
Im Murican and i cant even.

>> No.9970674
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>>9966674
I've been blown by worse.

>> No.9970675

>>9966835
Fucking kek

>> No.9970696

>>9969540
Fuck me i just saw it

>> No.9970701

>>9966674
I discovered how fat people manage to stay fat today.

>> No.9970715
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>>9966674

>> No.9970747 [DELETED] 
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>> No.9970753

>>9970747
wheres her penis

>> No.9970759

>>9970747
oh shit I thought this was something else how do I delete this? please don't ban me

>> No.9970767

>>9970747
sauce?

>> No.9970779

>>9970767
I don't know sorry. I found it in a redhead thread on /b/. it might still be up

>> No.9970783

>>9970747
would impregnate

>> No.9970806

>>9970747
>she will never sit on your face
why live?

>> No.9971674

>>9966768
wouldnt call that food gore, just normal stoner bullshit

>> No.9971702
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9971702

>>9966674
>How would you like your casserole sire?
>Just fuck my shit up

>> No.9971737

>>9966835
sauce?

>> No.9971808
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>>9969860
>Americans are literally and genetically incapable of producing attractive borders.

>> No.9971941
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>>9971808
Disgusting

Anschluss between Texas and Oklohoma when

>> No.9971972

>>9971941
That part of the border is defined by a river, ya dingus

>> No.9971977

>>9969352
Do not ever, EVER, compare us to the absolute garbage that is Delaware

>> No.9971990

>>9966674
>you know what this shitty pizza needs?
>it needs some fucking CHAWKLIT

Goddamn this is why Obamacare should only be allowed for people who consume less than 4k calories per day

>> No.9971995
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>>9969860
>He things the swooping curves and slick wedge shape of Georgia is ugly
Wew, what country are you from?

>> No.9972023

>>9971995
Georgia t h i c c

>> No.9972045
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9972045

>>9970667
>obviously german
>American

>> No.9972065

>>9970654
Where are you from pal? Eastern shore or west?

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>>9969540

>> No.9972106

>>9966768
Looks pretty tasty

>> No.9972111

>>9966835
The thought of the bacterial flora seeping into the bird and proliferating is making me cringe.
I'm not squeamish about rare steaks, strong cheeses/dairy, or acidophilic drinks, but this is fucking disgusting. Bitch gonna get herself sick.

>> No.9972114
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>>9972104
Anon wtf

>> No.9972125

>>9972114
you know damn well

>> No.9972146
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>>9966692
I can't help this I'm sorry but

GOD DAMMIT THIS FUCKING FAGGOT I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THIS IS SATIRE IT'S A BAD FUCKING JOKE WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SOYBOY KEKS HIMSELF LIKE THIS AND ACTS LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG

>> No.9972195

>>9971702
Oh fuck, I thought that was bread from the thumbnail and I just thought, oh that's normal.

This is way worse.

>> No.9972264

>>9966692
what a pozhole

>> No.9972347

>>9971941

Redd River dindu nuffin

>> No.9972431

>>9969860
>tfw utah

>> No.9972437

>>9967543
>>9967559
>>9970667
That person is German

>> No.9972512
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>>9972104

>> No.9972664

>>9971990
>>9967543

>shitty hotdogs and junk food must be american!!
>puresleben in the corner of the entire video

>> No.9972672

>>9966835
something about the way she handled that lemons got me bothered

>> No.9972683
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>>9972672
Don't worry anon, she'll never handle your lemons.

>> No.9972685
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9972685

>>9972104
include me in the reddit screencap

>> No.9972686
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>>9966674

>> No.9972688
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>>9972104

>> No.9972700
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>>9966699
Excuse me what
Also nice dubs

>> No.9972702

>>9966768
That wouldn't be too bad actually

>> No.9972704
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>>9966674
The animated expressions she has when talking makes me want to personally fucking gut her. I can just hear her indignation at having to justify her absolutely fucking disgusting lifestyle.

>> No.9972716
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>>9972104
Include me in the screencap

>> No.9972722

>>9972104
thank you, internet

>> No.9973294

>>9972264
hi ghost

>> No.9973325
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9973325

>>9966674
I WANT TO SEE THE END RESULT

>> No.9973329

>>9966835
>white "people"

>> No.9973337
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9973337

>>9971995
Georgia best state

>> No.9973514
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>>9972104
Did you drawed it?

>> No.9974033

>>9966835
Somebody somewhere is masturbating to this webm

>> No.9974070
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9974070

Blocks your path

>> No.9974597

>>9969494
maybe the fat bitch got cold

>> No.9974625

>>9974070
*drives around*

>> No.9974643

>>9974597
>fat people
>getting cold
Unless the temperature is below 30 degrees Fahrenheit, it's impossible.

>> No.9974659

>>9966692
id still fuck him

>> No.9974661

>>9966692
This is why i joined ISIS

>> No.9974691

>>9972104
do you mind if i save this pic?

>> No.9974759

>>9971702
>he doesn't like vulvadogs
what a virgin

>> No.9974776

>>9966683
I could see that not being that bad. Watermelon is a gourd. Lemon and salt with a subtle melon/gourd flavour.

>> No.9974836

>>9966835
>predigesting your food
absolute kino

>> No.9974859

>>9971941
never, ever

>> No.9975258

>>9966277
Why is there an asterisk next to the no growth hormones?

>> No.9975408

>>9966714
it's german reality TV so no, its fake

>> No.9975435

>>9966674
She's just big boned.

>> No.9975451
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>>9974759
I thought they were called protein canoes

>> No.9975500
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9975500

>>9972104
fucking kek

>> No.9975504
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>>9973337

>> No.9975513

what about Michigan

>> No.9975520

>>9972104
Absolutely mental...

>> No.9975533

>>9974070
wow those districts look remotely fair and un gerrymandered.

>> No.9975578

>>9975533
That's what I was thinking

>> No.9975589

>>9966674
the beauty of the white aryan woman must never perish from the earth

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9975672

>>9972114
>filename
that is jerry

>> No.9975807
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>>9972104
Will never unsee this. You literally just ruined an entire state.

>> No.9975818

>>9966674
What are those dome things?

>> No.9975839
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>> No.9975913

Best thread

>> No.9975919
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>> No.9975927
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>> No.9975957
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9975957

>>9975807
try living here, every time i turn on the weather, look at a roadmap or even look at my drivers license, i have Pepe's dong burned into my memory from now on

>> No.9975984

>>9966706
Thats Pen Island

>> No.9976000

>>9970674
>>9970674
We all have. Dont need to be proud of it.,

>> No.9976228
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9976228

>>9973514
Yes I drew it

>>9974691
Go right ahead

>>9975807
>>9975957
What can I say except "You're welcome"?

>tfw still not banned

>> No.9976348

>>9969860
>MAD EURO DETECTED
>This is what borders look like when you don't draw them up just because you were fighting with the neighboring tribe because some royal fat fuck wants more land or to fuck his sister without the church saying they disapprove.
America is what happens when you let civilized Whites kill the natives and divide land fairly and diplomatically

>> No.9976361

>>9976348
Whom are you quoting?

>> No.9976364

>>9974661
>not being a Hezzie
Pleb

>> No.9976387

>>9976348
As a burger and the pepe-ejaculator, you disgust me

>> No.9976413

>>9966728
Ty
>>9966739
Ty 2
>>9966753
Wut
>>9969352
No it isn't
>>9969540
No
>>9969573
Shut up,shut up your face shut up
SHUT UP UP
shut up you fingers
Shut up your computers
SHUT UP
H
U
T

U
P
>>9975984
Penisland?

>> No.9976661
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>>9975672

>> No.9976668

>>9975533
Those are counties, not voting districts.

>> No.9976678
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>>9975533
>>9975578
those districts are counties, and they have nothing to directly do with electing politicians.

>> No.9976709

>>9966674
Her family says she needs to just get a little bit fatter so she can no longer fit in the kitchen anymore and this will just fix itself.

>> No.9976719

>>9976678
The fuck is with all the minnesota shit posting?

>> No.9976720
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>>9972104
for fucks sake

>> No.9976775

>>9966683
This is like a leveled up version of those facebook video recipes people make reaction videos of

>> No.9976784
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9976784

>>9969875
>the fuckers who are okay with having their face feel like they've been working in a fast food kitchen for two hours after digesting some 'za and thinks that everyone who isn't is a faggot

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>>9966674

>> No.9976829
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>>9972104
>>9969540

>> No.9976832
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>>9972716
>13:17:56
>22:38:58

>10 minutes for OC

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>>9972104
Jesus Christ, what the fuck...

>> No.9976853
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>> No.9976856
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>>9969868
Ohio sucks dick compared to the heart and soul of the midwest.

>> No.9976883

>>9966683
What did they even do with the lemon they cut in half and poked with a fork?

>> No.9977018
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>>9972104
Virginia is for (self) Lovers

>> No.9977163

>>9972104
absolutely ebin post

>> No.9977167
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>> No.9977174

>>9966835
I am so glad I made this webm

>> No.9977267
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9977267

>>9975504
>Laughs even louder in Ohioan

>> No.9977546

>>9966835
>feminism cooking

>> No.9977599

>>9972104
nice

>> No.9977753

>>9974070
>blue earth

>> No.9977766

>>9966674

welp, I want to kill myself

>> No.9977769

>>9966692

I want to beat this faggot up

>> No.9977777

>>9969868
OH

>> No.9977791

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa4hGx-KYcg

>> No.9977810

>>9966692
This dude has sucked 18km worth of cock

>> No.9977815

>>9972104
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.9977826

>>9975818
The watermark looks German so I'm gonna guess Super Dickmann's

>> No.9977847

>>9974776
It has so much sugar and water though. Like it's probably not the worst thing you can eat like steamed or boiled chicken. I would think it's either bland or worst tastes like roasted watermelon

>> No.9977878

>>9976784
I sorry you have bad genetics.

>> No.9977886

>>9976413
These spam bots sure have gotten quite advanced these days

>> No.9977888

>>9975807
Baltimore already did that.

>> No.9977935
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9977935

>>9966768
There's a shitty sub sandwich "chain" from the town I lived during my undergrad studies, Auburn Alabama. They have a few locations elsewhere now but anyway the standard side is "nachos" which is just doritos, cheese and jalapeños heated up.

Some said the cheap beer at momma goldbergs was the leftover beer mixed together. 99% certain the "tiger brew" was just pbr though

>> No.9978101

>>9966674

this has to be fake

>> No.9978104

>>9977777
Oh

>> No.9978105

>>9978101
Someone on /wsg/ says it's a satire from Germany.

>> No.9978111

>>9976832
9 hours. I was just surprised nobody seized the opportunity before me

>> No.9978131

>>9966753
i bet you like crabs and beer faggot

>> No.9978138

>>9975839

this is a fucking tragedy

>> No.9978259

>>9976856
Right side looks like happy merchant

>> No.9978277

>>9966835
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO PUT THE FUCKING EGG IN HER MOUTH FIRST???

IS THIS SATIRE?

>> No.9978284

>>9976784
You sir are a faggot, grow a pair

>> No.9978461

>>9975258
Because on the back label there is a disclaimer explaining that the government has found no evidence that milk produced with hormones is bad for you. They have to put it on the carton so that milk companies that do use hormones don't sue them for trying to infer that their hormone free milk is better for you than milk that does contain added hormones.

>> No.9978462

>>9977777
Checked

>> No.9978483
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9978483

>>9972104
Sweet fucking jesus!

>> No.9978501
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9978501

>>9972104

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9978504

>>9972104
THEY DOUBTED US

>> No.9978517

>>9978259
Not really. You could at least see pepe in maryland

>> No.9978540

>>9966674

Reminds me of Fatty Fathesons lasagna video

>> No.9978545

>>9978540
Got a link?

>> No.9978551
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9978551

>>9966692

This .webm should be brought up in court when fags try to defend that it's not a mental illness

>> No.9978557

>>9966835

Okay now this is the most fucked up thing I've seen all month

>> No.9978561
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9978561

>>9972104

I'm so fucking proud of this place

>> No.9978568
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9978568

>>9978545

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZPkIPfnzqs

>> No.9978604

>>9978568
What an obnoxious voice.

>> No.9978613

>>9978568
It's lasagna dude, it's not meant to be a light, delicate meal. It's supposed to be hearty and gooey and delicious.

>> No.9978622

>>9972104
/ck/ is the best board

>> No.9978634

>>9978613

Hearty and delicious doesn't mean dripping with grease and using 3 pounds of fucking cheese.

>> No.9978700

>>9978613
His recipe is sub-garbage tier, though.

>> No.9978800

>>9978138
none of it was real olive oil anyway

>> No.9978856
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9978856

>>9975818
>>9977826
A small wafer cookie with sweetened egg white covered in chocolat.
Called "nigger kisses" until the pc SJW's had the name changed

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9978893

>>9969893
ayllmao

>> No.9978902

>>9978634
>>9978700
His is greasy as fuck sure, but you're not meant to wolf down the entire pan. It's like a good burger should be greasy, a good lasagna should be fatty as fuck.

>> No.9979033
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9979033

>>9972104
Wait to ruin a state for me anon

>> No.9979041

>>9979033
haha cat no like banana

>> No.9979061

>>9967057
AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9979114

>>9966559
I second that, drink it faggot

>> No.9979570
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9979570

>>9978902
I'm talking about the actual ingredients in the recipe, not how "unhealthy" it is. It's trailer trash. So many things missing. Lasagna is not just noodles, meat, cheese, and a sprinkling of parsley, man.

>> No.9979613

>>9974070
>Todd
>Murray
>Grant
>Norman
Aren't you guys supposed to be viking descendants? Why are all your counties named after dads

>> No.9979624

>>9979613
Vikings love naming shit after their dads

>> No.9979809

>>9977777
HA

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9979841

>>9978634
Who are you, the Hearty and Delicious Lasagna Police?

>> No.9979865
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9979865

>leave Starbucks drink out for a week
>Milk starts separating
>too afraid to dump it out so I leave it
>After a while, little flies get in
>I trap them in there with tape
>They start reproducing
>Flies are born, live, and die in my cup
>Dead fly carcasses start piling up on the side
>Eventually all the flies die out and I'm left with the most foul cup on the planet
>Finally realize how fucking gross I am
>Toss out the whole cup directly to the outside trash bin

>> No.9979904

>>9979865
Maybe you could also throw out all the other shit that probably surrounds you like some sad fortress while you're at it

>> No.9979957

>>9967559

nigger shut the fuck up we dont eat that here

>> No.9979972

>>9974070
fuck u bish

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9979978

>>9979613

>> No.9979982

>>9977935
>nachos are just chips and cheese heated up

what exactly do you think nachos are anon?

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9979995

>>9978856
Everyone I know still calls them nigger kisses.

>> No.9980014

>>9966674
diabetes castle

>> No.9980172

>>9976883
AROMA

>> No.9980176

>>9979865
Anon please clean up your living space, you'll feel better after I promise

>> No.9980231
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9980231

>>9979982
He specified doritos, dipstick. As in shitty store bought bagged chips coated in HFCS and orange food coloring, as opposed to chips from made in-house actual tortillas.

>> No.9980308 [DELETED] 

>>9975533

Dumb liberal

>> No.9980335

>>9972104
this nigga really drew a pepe jacking it for a meme

>> No.9980341

>>9980335
damn fuckig right I did

>> No.9980423

>>9980176
>>9979904
That happened in the summer. I reassessed my life because of that, and pretty much threw everything in my room away except for my furniture and clothes

>> No.9980444

>>9978277
my gag reflex surfaced during the egg

>> No.9980450

>>9975919
I was so disappointed to find out this wasn't real.

>> No.9980462

>>9980423
Show new picture for proof.

>> No.9980481

>>9978568
>tfw didn't get me laid
>tfw so fatty and greasy date fell asleep
>tfw sexless inkeeper
>tfw spouting mainstreme memes alone

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>>9972104

>> No.9980493
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9980493

>>9966674

>> No.9980510

>>9978568
>lemme take advice on how to get laid from a 500 lb man with neck tattoos
hmmm good idea

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9980537

>>9969868
Ohio gozaimasu

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9980558

>>9979570
This is what real white trash lasagna looks like.

Fat fuck's lasagna is a "look how manly my 'man' food is" recipe meant to be served to urban males along with plenty of IPA and sriracha.

>> No.9980568

>>9977777
IO

>> No.9980578

>>9972104
Lel I'm in on this

>> No.9980840

>>9980510
Maybe he's into 300lb girls spraying hot, oily farts in his face while he eats them out while they hold his belly up and gobble his short, hairy cock with their garlic and grease scented mouths.

>> No.9981244

>>9979809
YOU

>> No.9981355

>>9971808
>>9971941
I always found it amusing that Texas is wearing a cowboy hat

>> No.9981685

>>9980510

he owns two successful restaurants and has his own tv show.

im pretty sire he knows what hes doing.

>> No.9981720

>>9977167
nott funny

>> No.9981723

>>9981720
Indian detected.

>> No.9981736

>>9966692
Why does he put on the glove after he's already touched it?

>> No.9981744

>>9966683
That just looks like a ruined watermelon and an under cooked chicken

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9981996

>>9972104
I also want to be in the screencap. I'd better see this shit on r/4Chan tomorrow.

>> No.9982005

>>9977167
Ask me how I know this is indian curry.

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>>9982005

>> No.9982084

>>9977777
MY

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>>9977777

>> No.9982113

>>9977935
Mama Gs is actually decent drunk food.

Everyone knows that if you want a good beer in Auburn you go to The Hound or Johnny Bruscos or Little Italy

>> No.9982129

id try it, it's better than the juice and shit the mexicans do to theirs

>> No.9982138

>>9972104
The head on you guys sometimes

>> No.9982257

>>9980231

>he doesnt make nachos out of doritos

imagine being this pleb

>> No.9982447

>>9972104
I'm from Maryland and this is glorious anon

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9982592

>>9972104

>> No.9982613

>>9979982
Tortilla chips, minced meat with black beans and a little bit of cumin, cheese, jalapenos, salsa, guac, and sour cream.

>> No.9982619

>>9978568
Get you laid out in a funeral suit when your heart explodes.

>> No.9982750

>>9982007
>this article is real

What the fuccckkk. Now I'm afraid to eat at any Indian restaurant

>> No.9982757

>>9982756
It improves the taste....

>> No.9982776

>>9966692
I'm gay and even I want to bash this faggot.

>> No.9982809

>>9980450
We have this in my country. It's somewhere between a pate and a sausage, and you can squeeze it out of the skin.

>> No.9982819

>>9975258
It means: "Our farmers pledge not to use growth hormones. But then, our farmers are lying whores. I'm just letting you know what they said, though, so if you've found growth hormones, it's not our fault.

>> No.9982868

>>9966674
Where do I get 50 pound blocks of cheese? I need to know. For reasons.

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9982886

>>9980537
I'm surprised the whole screencap hasn't been posted yet.

>> No.9982999

>>9982776
bash me daddy

>> No.9983111

>>9982999
No, I'm a nice guy.

>> No.9983219

>>9982113
>Mama Gs is actually decent drunk food.


Drunk or sober, it's still a shitty soggy sandwich, almost anything is a better option.

>> No.9983439

>>9978101
>>9978105
Its fake these were made by a german tv

Search fore Domenique RTL in youtube
There are videos of her using the solarium so much she gets black

She also begs for money from her ount to find a job she later spends on chocolate.

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9984476

>>9972104

>> No.9984546

>>9983111
pls

>> No.9984623

>>9972104
Include me in the screencap

>> No.9984662

>>9966835
Holy shit i thought i was the only one who does this. Honestly its so useful if youre cooking for yourself. Its so much faster and easy to crunch up a carrot in your mouth than to slilce it up with a knife

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>>9972104

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>>9972104

>> No.9985030

>>9966674
>shitty tier pizza with blocks of cheese, tomato sauce and hot dogs
ok sure, not a big deal
>slabs of chocolate
what the actual fuck

>> No.9985114

>>9978568
Fat virgin thinks feeding a woman lots of heavy food will get you laid.

>> No.9986275

>>9977753
Wanna talk shit about my County, Soyboy?

>> No.9986454

>>9985114

it will if you like fat women, which im pretty sure he does.

>> No.9986548

>>9986454
You can lure a sweaty without feeding them. Eat a big filling meal before fuckin and you'll both be kicking out wet farts.

>> No.9986847

>>9966674


America's greatest contribution to the western civilization

>> No.9986862

>>9966674
Besides this being fucking disgusting, why is everything so massive? That giant block of cheese. The huge jar of sauce. Those extra long and thick hot dogs. What the hell Germany?

>> No.9986916

>>9982750
Good. Keep your filthy cumskin hands off my cuisine.

>> No.9986965
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9986965

Here you go anons for those who like the collages with reactions

>> No.9987267

>>9986965
Delwte your post and remove that reddit faggot from the screencap. Fucking amateur.

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>>9977777

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9987300

>>9972104
Pls don't include me in le reddit screencap I have autistal

>> No.9987315

>>9987300
>yfw you pop a big raspberry bubblegum bubble

>> No.9987348

>>9979865
why do females have to be so fucking disgusting.
clean the fucking shit up and throw out the old fake nails

>> No.9987377

>>9966835
Jackass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWx82rVkOo

>> No.9987382

>>9987315
:)

>> No.9987404

>>9972104
Fuck

>> No.9987436

>>9966723
wiki said: The term hamburger originally derives from Hamburg,[1] Germany's second-largest city. In German.

>> No.9987446

>>9966674
Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.9987473

>>9966692
Why did american does this?

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9987546

>>9987516
K E K

>> No.9987591

>>9974643
I'm pretty thicc but I get cold at like 60.

>> No.9987600

>>9978131
not that guy, but yea im from maryland and love drinking beers and eating crabs.

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9987608

>>9966277
way to sweet and doesn't make you rich. and quite expensive. 360NOK.

>> No.9987609

>>9976829
>posting Yuuka outside of /bant/
Disgusting

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9987649

>>9987609
You have to go back.

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9987749

>>9972104
you've ruined my home state, anon
are you proud of yourself?

>> No.9987790

>>9987608
you paid 360NOK for some flatbread? Are you retarded?

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9987792

>>9972104
So im a seed of pepe? Don’t sound to bad.

>> No.9987796

>>9987649
Please go back to r/banter, stay in your /pol/ dumping board.

>> No.9988025
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9988025

>>9987749
The only flag worse than state seal flags.

>> No.9988873

>>9986965
>excuse me what also nice dubs wasn't to that post even

>> No.9989118

>>9966692

>avoids covering his skin in oil while also lowering calorie count
>triggers obese pizza faces