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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Bonus points for OC or at least relatively fresh food

>> No.9980156
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Juicy points will be awarded as well

>> No.9980158

>>9980156
This webm has gone beyond stale and is rotting from age. I think it's time to put it in the trash.

>> No.9980175

>>9980156
he acts like this is the first time he's ever held a knife before

>> No.9980179
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>>9980175
What if he literally has no muscle memory? That would explain some of his fuckups anyway

>> No.9980187

>>9980158
make some more asians eating take out webms
those are popular

>> No.9980195
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>>9980057

>> No.9980205
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>>9980156
>>9980186
Go make a jack thread instead of spamming

>>9980187
>I'm popular
No your not. Most people hate your fucking spam.

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>>9980205
You need to submit to his juicy touch

>> No.9980215

Can someone post the Japanese guy putting the egg on the rice and slitting it open?

>> No.9980218
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>> No.9980222

>>9980195
Raw spam is vile. This is too much.

>> No.9980228
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>> No.9980232

Post the bbq webm.

>> No.9980239
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>>9980215
forgive me father
for this juicy dish

>> No.9980245
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>TFW you jack posts never get any replies

Current list of jack Image MD5's to filter with 4chanX plugin

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>> No.9980246
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>>9980205

We had a Ja/ck thread and it got 404'd

So, fuck off faggit.

>> No.9980249
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whoops posted the wrong one

>> No.9980252
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>>9980246
Almost like nobody wanted it

>> No.9980260

>>9980245
It's like a shitty Runza.

>> No.9980265

>>9980246
>meat has been incinerated
>oh no, oh no no no

what on earth is this webm man even doing?
these threads never fail to produce interesting new content

>> No.9980269

>>9980246
I love this one. Old guy showing everyone his secret technique then uncovering it.

>> No.9980271
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>> No.9980275
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>> No.9980280
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>> No.9980291

>>9980265
It's a legitimate technique, but you're only supposed to use a smaller layer of wood or insulate the food somehow. He built a fire that was probably 1000F and left it in there for a few hours though lol

>> No.9980298
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>>9980291
It's a shitty oven with no temperature control

>> No.9980299

>>9980271
I want to punch someone after seeing this.

>> No.9980303
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>>9980271
You've got another 400kb. See if you can increase the quality.

>> No.9980312
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>>9980156
Why does he put a glove on the wrong hand? Why does he always have that stupid fucking ring on his stupid fucking fat finger?

>> No.9980314
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>> No.9980319
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>> No.9980321

>>9980314
or y'know use gloves

>> No.9980326
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Because he's a fake who realized that inbred retards will give him views in exchange for acting like a retard.

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>>9980326
>>9980312

>> No.9980336
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>>9980245
They always do though

>> No.9980339
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>> No.9980340

>>9980326
>acting

>> No.9980349
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>> No.9980350

>>9980326
Jack probably has fetal alcohol syndrome. Would explain a lot.

Low IQ. Wide set eyes. Under bite. Highly emotional. And violent tendencies (tried to kill his oldest son. YouTube it if you don't believe. )

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>>9980326

>> No.9980354
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>> No.9980356

>>9980349
That's pretty cute.

>> No.9980359

>>9980218
>Individually placed strawberries
Why did that annoy the fuck out of me? Was it autism?

>> No.9980361
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>>9980265
>Be you
>Post bitching about content.
>Posts is contentless
>YFW

>> No.9980362
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>> No.9980367

>>9980354
Are Europeans so poor they can't afford meat?

>> No.9980368
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>> No.9980370

>>9980361
Can you read? He was not bitching about the content.

>> No.9980371

>>9980351
Oh fuck what video is that

>> No.9980372
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>> No.9980373 [DELETED] 

>>9980354
Is this the intro to a gay Porto?

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>> No.9980382
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>>9980377
Thought this was Joe Rogan for a sec

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>> No.9980408
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>> No.9980418
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>>9980391
>taps the knife

>> No.9980437
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classic patisserie

>> No.9980441
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>>9980418

>> No.9980442

>>9980271
t. 14 year old girl with ADD

>> No.9980473

>>9980441
who ordered the chop with a side o' douche?

>> No.9980482

>>9980408
>lets make 50% of this audioless wemb people talking without subtitles, thats a good trick

>> No.9980497

>>9980205
>implying jack's food isn't fresh and doesn't fit in the guidelines of this thread.

>>9980212
That fucking tongue action though

>> No.9980517

>>9980354
Did they fuck?

>> No.9980529

>>9980245
Are you really that much of a baby that just ignoring jack posts isn't good enough? You actually are putting in algorithms to bypass them?

>> No.9980532
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>>9980517
a lady never tells and a gentleman wouldn't ask

>> No.9980588

>>9980354
Why do you think Eurotrash always have autistic fits over American food? It's hard to buy food when 80% of your income goes to taxes.

>> No.9980624

>>9980441
If there ever was a webm to represent the community of /ck/ it is this, and this isn't a compliment obviously.

>> No.9980628

>>9980245
>Pizza dough
Every time

>> No.9980636

>>9980473
"Chop"

You fucking retard.

>> No.9980645

>>9980588
All they can afford is trash potatoes and hard bread, they shit themselves at the sight of a cheeseburger because it's absurdly decadent to them

>> No.9980646

>>9980205
This kills the benis.

>> No.9980660

>>9980245
If we outlawed pre-made pizza dough would these animals all starve?

>> No.9980666
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>> No.9980693

>>9980350
>tried to kill his oldest son
>>>/wsg/2060212

>> No.9980707

>>9980367
>>9980588
>>9980645
Mac & cheese

>> No.9980804

I'm just gonna..

>>>/wsg/2060232
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1515899326516.webm

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>>9980707

>> No.9980881

>>9980245
>list
Thank you.

>> No.9980913

>>9980245
Thanks for the list my dude

>> No.9981000

>>9980588
>>9980367
>Anglos
>Europeans
Pick one

>> No.9981036
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Competitive eating?

>> No.9981124

>>9980303
>cooking with nail polish
WTF

>> No.9981145

>>9980314
If you're so bitchmade that you can't cut peppers without irritating your hands and so dumb that you forget to wash your hands after, you shouldn't be in the kitchen.

>> No.9981179

>>9981145
If you cut habaneros or something spicier like that then it can be pretty inconvenient. It gets absorbed through the layers of skin so just washing your hands doesn't remove it all.

>> No.9981210

>>9981179
>not using a strong acid to strip all the oils out of your flesh after cutting Carolina Reapers
Come on, step it up.

>> No.9981219

>>9980441
>tabs the knife
>the he does it again
>then he does it again four times
WHY?

>> No.9981263

>>9980319
LOL! how obtuse!

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>> No.9981430
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sometimes simpler is better

>> No.9981450

>>9980391
Pity it's burnt but still looks okay.

>> No.9981456

>>9980195
>the man was later found dead from cardiac arrest onset by high blood pressure

>> No.9981471

>>9980245
Jack, please stop posting
your family is concerned

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>>9980057

>> No.9981502

>>9981036
I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.9981506

>>9980339
how the fuck do you even eat this
levitation directly into the esophagus?

>> No.9981507

>>9980245
Doing God's work, Anon.

>> No.9981515

>>9981496
wat

>> No.9981528

>>9980228
why

>> No.9981533
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>>9980339
>Untoasted seasame seeds

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>>9981506
Through the rectum.

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>>9981546
What is this?

>> No.9981564

>>9981558
Have you never experienced the Chili Fountain at Golden Corral?

>> No.9981576

>>9981564
Never gone to it. The stories about Golden Corral make it sound like a carnival freakshow filled with fat people, hicks and niggers.

>> No.9981577

>>9980319
i usualy staple it

>> No.9981578

>>9981576
For the most part yes. Food is actually not bad though and it's pretty cheap.

>> No.9981586

>>9981558
Chili fountain.

>> No.9981588

>>9980349
Kekd

>> No.9981596

>>9980354
>Boil
>Cool
>Deep fry at medium heat
>Cool
>Deep fry at high heat
All that for some french fries?

>> No.9981608

>>9980403
Is this a real commercial? Based if it is

>> No.9981621

>>9980408
>white people

>> No.9981629

>>9981506
Oh you primitive sillyhead. This isn't for eating, it's for social media humblebrags.

>> No.9981639

>>9981036
waste of food and money

>> No.9981660

>>9980377
Is he on crystal meth?

>> No.9981662

>>9981639
>food
""""food""""

>> No.9981667

>>9980179
Most of them eating it look like they are choking it down.

>> No.9981672
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Is this food?

>> No.9981674

>>9980195
The texture of that raw out of the can... just thinking about it makes me sick.

>> No.9981675

>>9980179
cola flavored gummies are actually nice

>> No.9981682

>>9980391
I've seen this so many times and have to watch it every time. This clip should get a emmy

>> No.9981689

>>9981672
No, it's just a really bad movie that I regret having wasted two hours of my time on.

>> No.9981691

>>9980354
>boiling and frying instead of double frying
>not using a thermometer to test the bread doneness
Yuropoors are fucking degenerates

>> No.9981694

>>9981528
utensils are phallic tools of the patriarchy

>> No.9981701
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>>9980367
Yes.

>> No.9981708

>>9980314
>>9980319
>>9980326
people have become so retarded you can just feel the fall of civilization

>> No.9981710

most of these webms are just here to annoy me fuck all of you

>> No.9981711

>>9980205
This is gross and interesting at the same time but the webm won’t play in full for me.

>> No.9981724

>>9980280
>that'll be $45

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>> No.9981770

>>9980252
more like the janny didn't, it was very active

>> No.9981774

>>9980312
he's a moron. also he likes pinkeye and doesn't afraid of food safety

>> No.9981781

>>9980628
>>9980660
I mean, it could just be because the recipe isn't there to teach you how to make dough for pizza and assumes you either know how to make your own or will find another video to figure it out for the sake of brevity

>> No.9981792

>>9981558
lol @ chili fountain. When melted chocolate comes in contact with water, it seizes up like this. That's a lot of ruined chocolate.

>> No.9981795

>>9980382
oddly erotic

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>>9980354
>All that work
>French fry sandwich with a small dollop of ketchup on the side
Seriously what the fuck?

>> No.9981814

>>9980368
whoa

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>>9981496
i'm a little confused

>> No.9981831

>>9980195
he scraped off the meat jelly first

>> No.9981837

>>9980517
>>9980354
you just KNOW

>> No.9981839

>>9981496
>When she shares your fetish on the first date

>> No.9981850

>>9981450
>burnt
Not sure if trolling, or never had smoked meats before.

>> No.9981858

>>9981759
>How to make sure your son needs an angioplasty by 23.

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>>9981858
It's not even good. I can make a better grilled cheese.

>> No.9981865

>>9980372
A butcher seems faster

>> No.9981875

>>9981863
>that ring

...Jack?

>> No.9981878

>>9981875
No, most dumb spics where rings like that.

>> No.9981880

>>9981875
>>9981863
its Kenji

>> No.9981882

>>9981863
Was waiting for him to slice a finger or add some knuckle flesh to the chorizo. How To Basic tier.

>> No.9981891

>>9981882
pure Kino with sound and high quality video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVNG7JpnJA

>> No.9981899

>>9981891
Sound made it worse.

>> No.9981924

>>9981430
That cake looked pretty good until he coated the whole thing in chocolate. Even pouring some on the top was alright.

There's no helping that cheesecake, though.

>> No.9981925

>>9981863
Is it a good or bad thing that I never considered grating chorizo?

>> No.9981931

>>9981925
It's good for your heart that you never knew.

>> No.9981983
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9981983

>> No.9981999

>>9981672
haha dude look at all that sex seth rogen really showed em this time lmao *buuurp* god is dead morty *uuuurrrrp*

>> No.9982010

>>9981528
DRAMATIC PAUSE.....


ART!

>> No.9982016
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9982016

>> No.9982018

>>9982016
I hate that I have to constantly look for that ugly ass ring for almost everyone of these. time wasted again.

>> No.9982022
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9982022

>>9982018
Some people like jewelry. I'm sorry it offends your sensibilities but the internet isn't your safe space anymore.

>> No.9982109
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>>9982022
What's in this bowl, onion?

>> No.9982124

>>9982109
tamanegi spelled out in hiragana
and yes onion

>> No.9982140
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>> No.9982152
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9982152

>>9982140

>> No.9982154

>>9980205
mmmm tasty sea-banana

>> No.9982156

>>9982140
Neat.

>> No.9982157

>>9982140
but why not just slide a dome on it?

>> No.9982173

>>9981759
Jesus Christ, Favreau.

>> No.9982241

>>9981983
What does it mean if I really enjoy this?

>> No.9982251

>>9982140
What a genius idea. Now I don't have to keep putting uncovered jars in the fridge.

>> No.9982252
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9982252

>> No.9982253

>>9982173
It's just grilled cheese.

>> No.9982273

>>9980354
>all these people hating on the baker brothers

please feel free to fucking kill yourselves you fucking plebs

>> No.9982279

>>9982252
Looks great

>> No.9982313
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9982313

>> No.9982326
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>> No.9982334

>>9980269
Behold my wonderful recipe for...

charcoal

>> No.9982346
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>> No.9982350

>>9980636
>quotes
You dumb nigger.

>> No.9982408

>>9980441
His name is Salt Bae, and he's almost as good as Daniel Day-Lewis

>> No.9982446
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9982446

>>9981983
>>9982241
Puts barbie playhouse to shame nigga. Shit's tight as fuck and I'm genuinely impressed.

>> No.9982494

>>9980645
You're right, Europeans are in complete awe of American food. Oh please god make me rich so I can afford cheeseburgers

>> No.9982685

>>9982252
Every time i see this in a video i want it for some reason.

>> No.9982746

>>9980218
>Decides to record whatever his stupid friends are doing instead of the folding
I hope that slant got hit by a bus

>> No.9982778
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>> No.9982800
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9982800

>>9980666
>mfw the devil owns Gwyneth Paltrows cooking show pilot
>MFW all dem limes

>> No.9982929

>>9981759
>>9981863
Do you americans seriously don't know about appareils a croque monsieur (whatever you call them in english) or do you just like to add butter to everything?

>> No.9982937

>>9980303
Why did that asshole put the one he took a bite out of back on the plate? What a dick.

>> No.9983083

>>9982252
This is Rick Stein, isn't it? I recognise the way he talks about food.

>> No.9983183

>>9981403
here is a video of people actually trying to use it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VTXgZQk8o8

>> No.9983281

>>9982778
What sorcery is this?

>> No.9983307

>>9980336
Why is this so funny?

>> No.9983361

>>9983281
the sand is heated, is this not obvious?

>> No.9983372

>>9983281
The chromatophores in the pot's innards relax when they come into close proximity to their natural environment of sand.

>> No.9983383

>>9982778
the sand is afraid of the turk and is expelling hot ink into the cup

>> No.9983388

>>9982346
too afraid to finish watchiing this
tell me what happens

>> No.9983405

>>9983281
Coffee doesn't like being underground and will try to escape

>> No.9983407

>>9983388
One spider comes out.

Was actually disappointed, thought it would be many more.

>> No.9983430

>>9980280
>pretend this is your pussy babe

>> No.9983452

>>9983183
So it worked exactly as described, they just made bad food.

>> No.9983478

>>9980179
You don't really appreciate good acting until you see some really shitty acting, huh?

>> No.9983481

>>9982346
fake and gay

>> No.9983597

>>9983281
pipes under the sand

>> No.9983613

>>9980245
Is there anyway to filter the Jack posts on Clover?

>> No.9983620

>>9981528
For attention.

>> No.9983638

>>9983281
there's coffee in the metal cup. That's just foam that rises. He pours off the foam and repeats the process.

>> No.9983643
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9983643

>>9982252
>compares it to both a hamburger and bubble and squeak

>> No.9983712

>>9980249
Why does no one ever post the full version of this where he covers it in the brown gravy

>> No.9983739
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9983739

>>9982140
This faggot is worse than Jack

>> No.9983749
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9983749

>>9983307
Because you know he will never clean up that egg

>> No.9983847

>>9980239
I seriously hope she rinsed the garlic.

>> No.9983955

>>9980391
Eater, a culinary magazine, held a contest for tasting menus.

Some BBQ joint in Texas sent a video in of creating a tasting menu and I think they placed in the top five, or at least the video was placed on the the youtube channel for the mag.

>> No.9983971

>>9980441
Fuckin' roaches.

>> No.9984134

>>9980636
no. i'm not fucking you

>> No.9984141

>>9980239
>>9983847
i'm sad that with all the webms of her cutting skills or lack therefor, there isn't a webm of her adding her special ingredient to the sauce, the two cups of vegetable oil

>> No.9984163

>>9980239
>butterknife

>> No.9984193

>>9982778
Magic coffee.

>> No.9984285

>>9982252
loads of butter would make anything taste good

>> No.9984322
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>> No.9984350
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9984350

>> No.9984371
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>> No.9984387
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9984387

>>9980349

>> No.9984388
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9984388

>> No.9984398

>>9980349
>make a parody of your own videos
The irony is they don't even realize this is how anyone with a lick of sense sees their shitty recipes. A joke.

>> No.9984438

>>9982929
>appareils a croque monsieur
I can assure you Americans don't know what language this even is.

>> No.9984464

>>9980245
Wouldn't changing the filenames change the md5's and render your filter useless again? Asking for a friend.

>> No.9984487

>>9983739
If someone does this in the office i will literally throw the cage in the garbage.

>> No.9984540
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9984540

>>9984388
>Doesn't even take the label off the apple

>> No.9984569

>>9980336
There are so many things about it.
1. Jack using a gimmicky product is always a little funny because it reminds you of how bad he wants sponsors.
2. The way he just lets it slide off the grill.
3. The fact that he has the gridirons upside-down, which is what causes the egg to slide off in the first place. This guy thinks he's a pro chef, but he doesn't even have his grill put together correctly.
4. like always jack has put meat on an unheated surface.
5. Those burgers are way too thick, and are going to turn out terrible.
Everything you see in this video is done wrong, and the mundane done exceptionally wrong is a cornerstone of comedy.

>> No.9984581
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9984581

>>9983383

>> No.9984607

>>9982022
Why did he put a bag of beef in a toilet at 0:17? Is this the secret to ethnic food flavor?

>> No.9984622
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9984622

>>9984569

>> No.9984630

>>9981863
The manchild feast.

>> No.9984644

>>9982326
Looks like warm doodoo over shitty cakes. Disgusting.

>> No.9984656
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9984656

>>9984644
Are you OK?

>> No.9984666

>>9984656
Yes. Why do you ask?

>> No.9984693

>>9981528
Because it's funny.

>> No.9984725

>>9982929
We just call them sandwich makers and they are very common. The webm is from a movie, it was not a documentary.

>> No.9984735

>>9984666
Are you sure you're okay Satan?

>> No.9984739

>>9980326
just look at how long it takes for him to cut the lemon...

>>9980331
that actually looks delicious

>> No.9984744

>open mouth
>slam face onto table

>> No.9984754

>>9980354
>carbs on carbs
not even once

>> No.9984758

>>9982253
cheese wasnt even grilled

>> No.9984759

>>9980354
gee bill your mom let's you eat TWO starches?

>> No.9984770

>>9984758
well you don't grill the cheese directly

>> No.9984799
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>> No.9984831

>>9984759
>>9984754
Carbs on carbs is good.

>> No.9984833

>>9984831
And it's good for a pump!

>> No.9984856
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9984856

>>9984799
Sauce?

>> No.9984869

>>9984856
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Tom+Hanks+Burger+King

>> No.9984875

>>9984856
The Terminal (2004)
I typed "tom hanks burger king" into Bing. Pretty hard work so it's understandable you didn't want to do it yourself.

>> No.9984888

>>9980246
howtofuckyourshitup.webm

>> No.9984899

>>9984875
Don't expect anything from anime posters.

>> No.9984939

>>9981691
> he uses a thermometer for his bread

>> No.9984966
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9984966

>>9984875
>>9984869
I didn't know who the fuck was the actor
Thanks anyway

>> No.9985009

>>9981124
why not? I've been doing this for years.

>> No.9985039

>>9983739
So how does he get his locker back from the bear?

>> No.9985081

>>9984875
>Bing
Top kek

>> No.9985123

>>9984966
If you aren't American I will give a slight pass, but even then everyone should know Tom Hanks.

>> No.9985233

>>9985123
He's probably 14yo

>> No.9985302

>>9981814
If you're interested in learning to do it yourself this is a pretty good video. It is an hour long but it's pretty engaging and the guys okay too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBGvoEFE74

>> No.9985310

>>9982252
I'll take one to go, hold the fecal matter

>> No.9985316

>>9982140

Oh shit I lost my jar lid, but thank god I have all these spare balloons around the house.

>> No.9985336
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9985336

>>9980205
theres a pair or testicles hiding inside the shell. this thing really is a penis

>> No.9985375

>>9985336
thanks for sharing retard

>> No.9985411

>>9981711
Look up "chef steps geoduck" on youtube. I just wanna know how the fuck people use it in cooking

>> No.9985439

>>9985375
excuse me anon this is a bully free zone

>> No.9985456
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9985456

>>9985439
yes, Jack threads are designated fresh safe spaces for straights and retards alike

>> No.9985472

>>9980271
>Realize it's some sort of ad for the MLP movie
Okay then.

>> No.9985476
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9985476

>>9984875
Ah, my old friend chop. Glad you came out to add value to yet another /ck/ thread. If only everyone had your search engine skills.

>> No.9985477

>>9985081
BUT DUDE GOOGLE SPIES ON ME SO LEMME JUST GIVE OUT MY INFO TO MICROSOFT INSTEAD.

>> No.9985505

>>9985302
30 minutes in; this is fascinating.

>> No.9985511

>>9985476
>being this butthurt

>> No.9985529

>>9985476
kek

>> No.9985555

>>9985511
Honestly wouldn't mind if he wasn't a name fag. But everytime he posts it's proper shit.

>> No.9985613

>>9984322
how dare you ruin that video with Jack.

>> No.9985654

>>9980057
>it's a matt stonie sells out episode

>> No.9985678

>>9982778
Is there a point in waiting for the coffee to boil? Or is it just to show off?

>> No.9985685

>>9982109

1/2 a small (round) onion

>> No.9985749
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9985749

>>9985555
Checkin' n' rice

>> No.9985781

>>9980205
i like jack threads, go to reddit fucktard

>> No.9985794

>>9980212
>howtoeatapussy.webm
it amaze me how he jets his head and put out his tongue, he is a disgusting mongotard

>> No.9985814

>>9980245
Tasty :^)

>>9980212
He eats like a fucking dog

>>9980271
kys

>>9980319
>tfw no closet full of food staples on hangers

>>9980354
I would unironically eat this pleb bong meme food
>t.American

>>9980386
Wow, looks like a scotch egg, tasty :^)

>>9980532
>>9982016
>>9984350
>>9985456
We are all dying of cancer, I can feel it

>>9982252
Would poo for this aloo

>> No.9985824

>>9980249
>salmonella
no thanks

>> No.9985827

>>9980156
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHOPPING TECHNIQUE!

I AM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW

>> No.9985851

>>9985827

>actually replying to a jack post.

Either lurk more or fuck off.

>> No.9985856

>>9980280
Listen buddy, just pour me the fucking drink. I don't want to stand here and pretend to be impressed with your "skill" while I wait for the fire to melt the ice.

>> No.9985905

>>9981983
might be the saddest thing I've ever seen
and I've been on /tv/

>> No.9985925

>>9984487
piss off, refrig-a-raider scum

>> No.9985932

>>9985905

Tiny kitchen is based. Fuck off back to your containment board.

>> No.9985943

>>9985925

I miss office lunch thief.

>> No.9985979
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9985979

>>9985943
Just make your food fresh at the office.

>> No.9986024

>>9985979

He was an anon who used to steal people's lunches in his office building and post pics almost weekly.

>> No.9986111

>>9984464
no, but you can change it fairly easily with a tool or by adding an empty string at the end of the file :^)

>> No.9986150
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9986150

>>9980222
Even you backwards autists know that Spam is pre-cooked. I suppose you consider yourself a master troll? Sad but typical of this garbage site.

>> No.9986198
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9986198

>>9984464
testing this actually.

>>9980212 is
>/yGZaEMlOq5IhNrHwQagXdw==/

>> No.9986212

>>9984464
>>9986198
now, after adding an empty string with at the end with a text editor that can read hex, it's
>8uImc3KfURazo4FXuGNadQ==/

>> No.9986240

>>9980195
Do white people actually eat spam raw? People who say it's gross have obviously never tried frying.

>> No.9986242
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9986242

>>9986212
let the juice flow

>> No.9986336
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>> No.9986600

>>9981210
What's a good strong acid to use?

>> No.9986611

>>9981865
Can butcher work 24\7?

>> No.9986641

>>9981983
Manlet_/ck/.webm

>> No.9986793

>>9981596
Google triple-cooked chips. It's a retarded fad

>> No.9986986
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>> No.9987039
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9987039

>>9980368
>Wilkinson's got a stock tip - The Cendrex corporation has invented some sort of a robot butcher...

>> No.9987086
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9987086

>>9983712
I know. That one sucks.

>> No.9987088
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9987088

>>9981694
Chuckled, then realized how plausible that is.

>> No.9987096
File: 2.94 MB, 720x480, glandmothels_teapot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.9987100

>>9981471
No they're not

>> No.9987103
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9987103

>>9987096
kek

>> No.9987105

>>9980245
How do I do this to bananaposters on /b/?

>> No.9987108

>>9987086
Can't find softomurice1 where he finishes it with the sauce. Sorry, thought I was softomurice2.

>> No.9987124

>>9980326
>>9980319
>>9980314
I'm starting to think this is a troll channel. Sauce?

>> No.9987130

>>9984398
What are you talking about?

>> No.9987139

>>9980354
Honestly expected this to end with them making out.

>> No.9987145

>>9980377
Sauce? This is fucking gold.

>> No.9987161

>>9981450
>stouts use darker, roasted malts than traditional ales or lagers
>burnt barley

>> No.9987177

>>9984540
You think he'd actually eat a sliced apple?

>> No.9987222

>>9980666
satanic tripsss

>> No.9987225

>>9981639
But meeting a goal + views = false sense of virtue

Plus, that high can last for months.

>> No.9987229

>>9981576
Still better than Ryan's.

>> No.9987304
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9987304

>>9981759
>>9982253
>>9982173
>>9984758
>>9981858
>>9984770
>>9982929
>>9984725
>>9981759

Just look at how much passion and talent he breathes into such a masterpiece, this comsic opus. It is a catharsis of cheese. A cheesetharsis, if you will.

He is the exegete of cheese. An execheesesis.

>> No.9987370

>>9982252
e.coli - bobs * vegene = this dish

>> No.9987470

Why bad cook always been american?

>> No.9987523
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9987523

>>9980354

>> No.9987539
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9987539

>>9987470
It's funny because it's true! Jack posters take note. You're doing your country proud.

pic unrelated. it's why american pizza is always late.

>> No.9988078

>>9987539
Fucking amazing. This happens on a small scale outside my house every evening, idiots just blindly roll up the ass of the car in front of them, then no one as any room to pass.

>> No.9988460

>>9985336
haha it shape like benis : - DDDDDD

>> No.9988602
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>> No.9988612

>>9980205
Why was this post removed?

>> No.9988617

>>9987105
by not going on /b/ you underaged child

>> No.9988645

>>9981502
why do you always post this?

>> No.9988663

>>9988645
Why does this guy keep posting this in the first place? >>/ck/image/Z6L_xX1tjXUyFH3UE4b2ZQ

>> No.9988678

>>9988663
If you think a webm being posted 10 times is a problem I'd hate to see what you think about the Jack webms that have been posted literally thousands of times.

>> No.9988680

>>9988678
I hate them enough to post the filter list whenever they show up.