/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9975910
>>9975910
>>9975910

>>9975920
Yes?

Had 2 girks sleep over in the past 2 days and enjoying my rum at the moment. Doing pretty good.
Of course i didn't share it with any of those bitches.

How you guys holding up?

If I have to deal with twin threads every time from now on I’m going to kill myself

On a related note how do u get puke out of a foam mattress pad and a mattress

>>9975933
I'm sick, I know drinking will only prolong that but if I'm going to feel like shit it's going to be on my terms

>>9975933
Whoa whoa whoa nice going dude
I have two dates this weekend thought I was gonna be mr pimp maybe just kissing two girls this weekend

Are they hot or are they iranian immigrant fatties

the withdrawls never go away, never stop or taper it's just useless. sorry guys but nobody is going to make it, we're all addicts for life. I'm on day 14 and it's no better than day 2.

Nothing beats finding a folder of memes from years ago on a forgotten hard drive.

Pretty much drinking only on weekends now. I got tired of drinking 5 days a week

>>9975958
This isn’t physically possible

>>9975944
Nice hope you get some in the near future dude. Who knows you might get more than a few kisses, might even go intimate.

They are not the prettiest, but they felt good nontheless. I still got my eyes on one that is a petite cutie though.

>>9975938
Hope you get better soon. I'll drink to that.

>tfw no alchie girlfriend

>>9975972
thank god

>>9975920
After 15 years of drinking every day, I am one month sober today.

>>9975975
You're not kidding.

>>9975944
>iranian immigrant fatties

>>9975894
I doubt I'll say "fuck life"! But I understand your reasoning..

>>9975942
I'll do my best! And I can definitely see the aspergers thing! I have/had (unclear at this moment honestly) a friend with more than mild aspergers and I can see the alcohol doing a "good" deed in some cases.

>>9975973
Hm..! Was there a point where you felt it was like, a decision being made? Or getting into a habit of drinking more than just being a stupid drinker?

>>9975958
>the withdrawls never go away, never stop or taper it's just useless. sorry guys but nobody is going to make it, we're all addicts for life. I'm on day 14 and it's no better than day 2.
Fuckin' lightweight.

>>9975975
Is definitely date an al/ck/ gril. Damaged girls need cuddles. And are invariably supreme in bed.

Hey I just wanna say that y'all can go fuck yourself they're all pieces of new usernames and bulshit so you all go hang yourself if you have a name you fucking fux you are the worst fart of c k.

>>9975972
You fuck youself as well no one likes these threads and were all lonely go duck tuour self,

>>9975993
Welp, looks like we’re done for guys n’ girls, this redneck who can barely type doesn’t like us.

>>9975933
Your a shit and were all waiting to die and it's just about her ficl go round cicflr fuck

>>9976001

>>9975936
throw them in a swimming pool
takes a crane to get them out but they'll be pretty clean i guess

>>9976003
Fuck you im,going to the oysters thread

>>9975989
>Hm..! Was there a point where you felt it was like, a decision being made? Or getting into a habit of drinking more than just being a stupid drinker?

I don't know. It was always a decision being made technically. At first, I was fully aware I was an alcoholic, but I didn't give a shit. So I really didn't care if I made the wrong choice, and it was honestly fun.

Later, probably the last 5 years of it, or so, it wasn't funny at all, and I always regretted whenever I got drunk. It wasn't even fun, just a pain in the ass. I also felt like I didn't have a choice in it either, I'd just get the urge to drink and there wasn't any way to say no, I just had to do it. I quit eventually, but I still have nightmares one of those urges will hit me and I won't be able to say no. Hasn't happened, probably won't. I've basically done all the footwork and examined myself and understood the causes of my alcoholism.

is anyone going on omegle? I don't want to talk to r9k

>>9976008
Can I download it on phone?

>>9975976
the only time i did that was when i went to rehab for 28 days
and i got drunk the day i left so i guess i never actually did a month

>>9976005
My man

>>9976012
you will take 30 mins to respond so dont you dare do it on phone

>>9976015
I was charged with a felony and am out on bond, won't be drinking for at least the next year or so.

>>9975993
nobody has used a name up to this point
and it's your problem if someone does and you even notice it
i don't and i don't care if i do

>>9976024
whatdja do
i've never done crimes but i might be homeless soon so i think i've got my fair share in the future

>>9976018
ok

>>9976008
Phoneposting too I’m afraid

Is captcha being a total pain for anyone else tonight btw?

>>9976024
uh huh, sure you won't.

Does anyone still use the irc channel that was created?

>>9976034
have to take breathalyzers 2-3 times a day or go back to jail.

>>9976040
so? you'll find a way around it.

>>9976044
nah, not worth it

it's my wake up call to get my shit together.

I hate nightclubs. No place for an al/ck/.

>>9976052
I do too. Largely because when I try to dance I look like a frozen saveloy being electrocuted.

>>9976001
>>9975996
>>9976005
Nigga drink some water and go to bed.

>>9976038
Never heard of it. Is it actual IRC or a discord?

>>9976062
Jokes on you anon im,always in bed

>>9976062
More like smoke,smoke weed
And poor another pledaa

>>9976060
I can't dance at all. I like music but I think I must be beat deaf.

>>9976052
u dont wanna experience this?

>>9976006
Sounds like you're on the track! But it feels nice to hear that perspective! I still feel it's a choice but very much an urge. But as I mentioned I'm not worried just feel like it would be nice to have some other people's experience to think about! Thank you so much!

>>9976052
Nightclubs are crap! I've never been fully enjoying it purely on alcohol anyways.

Yeah we're still here if you want to talk and shit.
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

thread theme babies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vIN7Te9VgU

Thoughts on this?

>>9976145
the point of vodka is to minimize your hangover, therefore you should go up a tier. smirnoff really is the alcoholics drink.

>>9976166
those pics always get me, i've been there
inside out coat and fly open and vodka down my shirt and shaking so bad i drop the cap and all
no one took pics of me though, and my mom didn't die either

>>9976180
When my mother dies (assuming I outlive her) the amount of booze I’ll get through will be fucking biblical.

I need to turn my brain off, what's a good drink to get fucked up on for someone who hates the taste of alcohol

>>9976193
gin mixed with pink lemonade, thank me later

>>9976193
7up. Stop trying to be an al/ck/

>>9976166
If you drink lower shelf stuff, vodka is the way to go to take the edge off hangovers. I am blessed with funds that give me access to good bourbon and clean tequilla. I still wake up rough sometimes, but a good mixed drink and breakfast will break that quickly and get you to drinking again.

I cant remember my last sober day. My last day that I didnt drink at least a 1/2 pint would be this week since we had audits going on, but after I got my score of 99.3% on the first day I went back to a fith a night.

Keep yourself hydrated and take a multivitamin and you to can be a good functional alcoholic.

>>9976187
i'm not especially attached to my mom but she's been good to me and i imagine it's different once it actually happens to you. i think she's like 64, too.
although people in my family typically live to 95+

>>9976229
Mine was always very good to me. Even if she hadn’t been I’d destroy nations if I thought it’d make her happier. She’s 70 now, which is scary. My grandmother is over 100 however so I’m not too worried. I’ll probably kick the bucket before them both.

Tits.
Guys.
Seriously.
They’re so amazing.
I’d cut a year off my life right now just to boogie with a boobie.

New England friends, is this actually good?

>>9976278
dare i say...
>HANGOVER HORN?

>>9976282
I’ve seen some congeners in my time. Coffe flavoured brandy? Christ I feel ill just thinking about it

>>9976282
good for a headache and waking up with your tongue glued to the roof of your mouth

>>9976286
I’m drunk as shit, feelsgoodman

>>9976293
U SHOULDA JACKED OFF BEFORE YOU GOT DRUNK SO YOU DIDN'T GET THE DRUNK HORN BUT NOT BE ABLE TO CUM

HOW MANY TIMES DID WE GO OVER THIS SHIT

>>9975958
Acute withdrawals last a week or two. Post-acute withdrawals are a bitch but the worst of it goes away after a few weeks/months.
What bothers you Anon? Anhedonia, anxiety, cravings?

>>9975992
I was like you. Then they broke me. Now I understand this "don't stick your dick in crazy" saying.
The sex sure is phenomenal, but I don't think it's worth it.

>>9975993
What's great with names is that you can filter their posts and not be bothered by them ever again.

>>9976087
Do you add details each thread or is my memory defective?

>>9976301
>I didn’t listen
It’s all ogre, I’ve been such a fool.
In other news, I’m ordering a hooker. Like, now.
https://www.admiralescorts.com/young-escorts.html

faggots

>>9976313
>not worth it
Totally is tbqh.

>>9976313
there are more detailed pics out there, this one is the basic tho

How we all doing tonight lads?

>>9976332
kinda wanna die, less so than usual

>>9976332
Pretty good, just realized a couple of months ago that my horrible night sweats and waking up in a panic attack are actually alcohol withdrawals, not just a mental disorder. I can't believe I have been this retarded to not put 2 and 2 together. I think tapering actually makes it worse than just not drinking at all.

>>9976108
>I still feel it's a choice but very much an urge

It starts as a choice, if taken to far it becomes an urge.

>>9976366
Panic attacks result from inhaling too much air because of dry heaves from heavy hangovers/withdrawals (or anxiety possibly, if you're inclined that way). Control your breathing better and that shit won't happen. The other stuff will happen though, sorry.

>>9976366

It definitely does. Everyone on here just tells themselves it's better because they can't bear the thought of actually quitting for good.

>>9976400
The night sweats are easily the worst out of all wd symptoms, nothing even comes close. Being both sweaty and cold making it virtually impossible to get comfortable makes me question my life on a daily basis.

>>9976420
curious. i dont mind them. i prefer physical pain and discomfort during WD to psychological anxiety.

i have had panic attacks so bad during severe WD that i thought the world wasn't real and sat and cried in a hot shower for hours, couldn't get out of the shower. heart rate at 120. shakes.

night sweats just make me feel kinda cozy like i have the good old fashioned flu or something, i get up, put on a fresh t shirt and put a fresh towel on the bed
not saying they're super rad or anything but i dont think they're the worst

>>9976420
You drunk? Naw dude, the anxiety rocks that number 1 position. Being moist I can handle.

>>9976433
I’ve run out of a hospital in nothing but a gown, leaving my phone and clothes behind, been refused a ride by a cab (took one look at me and said “if you look like that I think you need to stay in hospital”, then sped off) then walked 17 miles through woodland and beaches to escape DTs.

How many al/ck/s have even had DTs? If you’re not sure btw, you haven’t.

>>9976193
Sip thread is -----> that way

im in serious shit
i feel totally lost
if im asking for help it's only because
being with you has opened my eyes
could i ever believe such a perfect surprise
ALLTHETHINGSSHESAIDRUNNINGTHROUGHMYHEADRUNNINGTHROUGHMYHEAD

>"So, do you have any hobbies?"
I love shitposting on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>9976433
>>9976436
Only reason I don't have as much of an issue with the anxiety part of it is because I had general anxiety disorder as a kid and have had so many panic attacks in my life that even the worse ones I can talk myself out of within a few minutes. I have never had one as bad as the one you described though. I think I probably would have just excepted death if my mind was in a spot like that, damn man.

>>9976474
i come so close to admitting my use of the chongs to girls im trying to fuck, always refrain from doing so tho

>>9976453
dts are fairly uncommon, even among alcoholics. You have to be be in the upper 10% of really really really bad drunks to be getting them.

Wds aren't that common either. What most people on here describe as being wds are basically just bad hangovers.

>>9976477
Nah not buying it. I get the weed anxiety many people mention but I can talk myself out of it, i was agoraphobic as a kid but now I don’t care, I’ve been to prison, been in a medically-induced coma, had four people kick the shit out of me so hard that I almost jumped out of a second-storey window, thought I had HIV, taken 40 grams of sclerotia at once, OD’d on heroin, mdma and diazepam and faced armed gangs who threatened to burn my house down - these things I can shrug off. The SCREAMING, RELENTLESS anxiety of WD/DT know no rationality; there’s no logic or reason to it, no amount of learned behaviour can stop DT’s.

>>9976492
Fair enough. I was just very surprised to see someone in these of all threads to assert that sweating is “easily the worst” part of withdrawal. I wish.

>>9976495
I'm obviously nowhere near that level, and I would have cracked at any of those scenarios you speak of. I've been off benzos for years and when I say "talking myself out of a panic attack" It isn't nearly as bad as dt type stuff obviously. I hope shit is getting better for you though.

>>9976468
How can al/ck/ help dude? What’s up

>>9976517
Thanks. Sorry if my post sounded a little aggressive, it was merely emphatic.

>>9976519
sorry was just quoting that song by those russian lesbians, im down a youtube music video worm hole right now

>>9976513
I'd sweat like that for one or two nights after every single bender I had. Common side effect for alcohol abuse in general. Doesn't really get in the realm of withdrawal symptoms in spirit, aside from the fact that all hangovers are technically caused from alcohol withdrawal.

>>9976524
I didn't take it as aggressive, if anything it was a stern reminder that anytime I think that I have it bad, there is always somebody who has it way worse, and I shouldn't feel sorry for myself. Godspeed man.

Ugh. I’ve relapsed so hard. Surrounded by empties, and emptiness.
Guess I should try to sleep for a while. Got some lovely withdrawal heading my way.

Tc al/ck/.

>>9976551
always remember:
>if the withdrawals get mean, just touch your peen

Any drinkers here also /fit/?
Or is this an inherently stupid question?

>>9976577
It is funny to me that a group of people that would normally be called "degenerates" are the only decent people on this entire website.

>>9976577
I used to frequent /fit/ a few years ago. After reading the sticky I went from being a fat man to a fit man, got a qt3.14, and everything was great. Life happened now I'm drinking again and fat.

>>9976586
I think most al/ck/s use this as their only form of social media, which is fine.

>>9976577
We can talk about diets that can help you survive alcoholism better and longer, but it doesn't make much sense to try to get gains while drinking tons of "empty calories" daily.

Anyone remember the idiot who drank 99.6% ethanol with de-mineralised water because vodka had too many calories, from some threads ago?

>>9976599
2018 is a new year and tomorrow is always a new day. No reason not to get your shit together and do it all over again.

>>9976632
not him but that's fucking retarded, u get drunk, u have alcohol calories in you, period

>>9976564
This.

For some reason you feel safer.

Tried Bulleit Bourbon and I liked it. What whiskey should I try next?

Whos blitzed rigt now

Is 1 (one) liter of 80 proof gin over a period of 19 days too much?

>>9976721
You try buffalo trace yet? If you're willing to shell out a little more for dank normie whiskey, woodford reserve is also fire.

>>9976734
I'd be willing to shell out a lot more for Booker's, but they don't have any.

So like, when I drink a lot of beer - I often have two nearly consecutive shits. The first is almost like a bottle cork - solid and short. The second is akin to dumping a brown fifth in the pot. Anyone else have a toast with thier morning constitutional?

...what is the fucking point of it all guys...

there's always more shittiness just around the corner

>>9976802
Because there's more booze around the corner too

>>9976780
Fair. Try Jameson yet? I'm more partial to bourbons but its still pretty good, especially for the price.

>>9976193

Maybe I have different taste buds, but mixed vodka has always gone down like whatever the mixer is for me, and that's at a 50/50 mix.

Normally do Skol and powerade zero. Genuinely can't taste anything but the powerade.

>tfw fighting with gf about your drinking

>>9976551
Drink water/keep hydrated with things like gatorade etc., eat/drink something salty, keep electrolytes up. Do not stop yourself from eating when you're even remotely capable of keeping food down, it's your body telling you it needs food ASAP. I've been there, too many times.

Good luck, my friend.

>>9976166

I can smell the vodka coming off him through my screen.

>>9976487

Good lad. Any bitch that's cool with you funposting on 4chin has probably taken miles of cock.

>>9977136
>Tfw 35 yr old virgin with no gf

>>9977136

She obviously knew you were a degenerate when she met you. Why bitches always gotta try and change a nigga.

>tfw you have to hunt down the last of the iraqi gurads AA positions before you can sleep

>>9976733
Yes. You need to see your doctor and then go to AA immediately.

>tfw can't buy alcohol whenever i want in my state
fml

>>9977683
I knew that feeling, for 6 years it was forbidden to sell booze after 10 pm (unless it was in a restaurant/pub/bar etc) recently they finally got rid of that stupid law.

>>9977683
I once decided to get a workout in while getting booze by running to the store at like 11:30 in Texas. It was probably a mile and a half away. I didn't know that you couldn't sell booze past midnight and I stopped after a random tourist fuck (this was Super Bowl time) flagged me down and asked me how to get to his hotel. It took me like 15 minutes to help this (probably drunk) motherfucker and I missed the cutoff.

Shit sucked.

>>9977683
Had this when I went to Sydney. Went from the UK where you can walk to the supermarket, shitfaced, at 3am and buy more booze, to alcohol shops closing at 9:50pm.

>>9977689
>>9977701
Fuck that. I'm in CA and I have until 2 am to buy more booze. It's 3am and I'm considering drinking listerine.

>>9977708
What a dream!

>drunk and I'm feeling down
>and I just wanna be alone
>I'm pissed cause you came around
>why don't you just go home

>>9977718
And what about going to a bar or something like that, or is that too far away?

Gonna shoot for 72 hrs today and see if anon earlier in yhe previous thread was right about wd's.

It's gonna be a fucking boring 72 hrs outside of work.

Maybe ill clean the house or something.

>>9977683
>mfw ill never experience the hell of living in a dry county.

>>9977944
How's it going with your trial?

>>9978132
Easy because I'm working. Its the 12 hrs between thatll be irritating. Ill keep you updated. 10 hrs in so far.

>>9977737
No, it's like nowhere in CA sells booze after 2 am. No bars, no liquor stores, no grocery stores, nothing. Any 24hour store will lock up its alcohol after 2.

>>9978166
Oh shit, I'll send my thoughts and prayers to you. (sadly I can't fire off an ICBM with a diverse payload of various types of alcohol that would arrive within half an hour)

>>9978166
Cant you do a homebrew and stash that for rainy days?

I keep an emergency 1.5L of Jameson I save for doomsday scenarios. Never crack it open for 3 years because I'm ocd with making sure I have shit at home or for the nexr day or two.

>>9977683
Yep, 9 am to 7 pm. Closed Sundays and election day.
>tfw I just want to get drunk and vote.

>>9978166
You can still buy beers at gas stations right?

Here in canada all liquor stores close at 11 and bars have to close by 2 but most aren't open any later than 1.

>been without any form of alcohol since December 1st
>bored out of my mind
What the hell am I supposed to do sober?

Paws a real thing to have my man. Life seems soul crushingly boring

>>9978562
I know this feel

>mother recently passed and I lost my home due to not being able to pay mortgage
>moved to a mediocre apartment in another state to try and forget my previous life
>had to take a shitty office job at at&t due to very little work experience
>drinking to the point where stopping for one night causes excruciating withdrawals
I'm honestly considering quitting and becoming an alcoholic drifter

And the scary.part is no matter how much you managed to fuck your life up you know one day you'll listen to the voice in your head "I wasn't so bad." and wind up right back where you were

has the pizza boy ever been an asshole to you? happened to me and made me feel paranoid.

I was paranoid of the mail man for saying have a good day while having a cigarette bare foot in the snow

I'm so low on booze that I actually took a look at the ingredients of my mouthwash. It's alcohol free. Just.

>>9978617
I've done that and it's a let down feeling and taken the two year expired hand sanitizer and gave a chug. Was a bad day

>mfw drinking at 4am
Comfy

>>9978633
You will fall asleep soon.

finally got my first dui boys. took like 5 shots before driving to work the other morning after drinking all night. slid off the road. what a fucking jackass i am. i never asked for these feels.

>>9978749
Shit dude. I passed out the wheel and slammed into a car at a red light. Cause a three car pile up

>>9978749
Well, the good news is you're finally gonna be sober for awhile. Rather it be in jail or just doing pbt's several times a day, by God you will be sober.

>>9978749
Getting a second one is really not nice. If I get a third I’m looking at a minimum 6 months in prison.

>>9978749
I got rear ended after a night of heavy drinking a few weeks ago. I was sober as a priest on Sunday when it happened, but I was so scared they were going to find a way to blame me (since I'm sure I smelled like shit still) that I downed a ketchup packet in the hopes it would disguise my breath.

The whole situation was in no way my fault, but I still shudder to think of what this ditzy trophy wife could have done if the situation had been any different.

>>9978781
sober? im finishing my vodka right now homeboy

>>9978788
You haven't been to court yet have you? Enjoy as much booze as you can, and Godspeed.

honestly the only novelty or excitement i have nowdays is going through my drunk browser history and stalking my exs social media accounts fuck

>>9978644
Max comfy ai now it's 5am and I'm taking a massive shit

>>9978810
are you in...hawaii?

>>9978858
Nsw Australia

>>9978862
ah, was somewhat close. enjoy yourself man have you seen any australian wildlife lately? wallabies? koalas? platypus? sorry to be stereotypical i dont know shit about australia

>>9978876
Nah been too hot to go outside.

Nothing lately m8

>>9978887
i want to live in australia and have a koala buddy and wear a khaki vest with lotsa pockets and a big hat and get shit-bagged on thai ice every day

>>9978862
Its 8:52 here.

Did OT tonight and I really want a home pour while i work in the garage. Fuck.

Oh well, sobriety it is.

>>9978917
Do it m8

Just live out in the country side somewhere comfy the great dividing range is goat
>>9978921
What car m8? I'm still waiting on my ls1 build

>>9978929
Just trying to tidy up the place.

There was a missle alarm test going on and fucking everyones retarded and bought into it so traffic is fucked and it took 38 min to alert everyone it was a drill.

They only said that theyd have a fucking missle drill today for the past week...

>>9978929
Gratz on that build, sounds exciting.

i cant remember how long ive been drinking now and i cant seem to stop... b-b-brehs.

>>9978969
take a hot bath, works wonders

>>9978984
fuck i miss bathes so bad. no bath in my new apartment.

even tho i have fallen asleep quite a few times in a bath but once the water cools down you wake up due to being cold. but baths are fucken amazing

>>9978996
i've got a decent bathtub but it is one of my dreams to get a place with a BATH TUB

pic related

>>9979005
And who would you invite in this bath tub?
And don't put a 2 person bathtub over wooden floor. Water splashes like crazy.

>>9979017
i mean no homo an al/ck/ bro can come over, if we're in swimsuits

otherwise maybe this girl im going out with tonight from Bumble, seems like she's cute. has a big mole on her chin tho. well not that big. we'll find out.

nodding on that xan and tar

>>9979017
im sure someone that rich has some sweet water proofing bathroom wood coating or something dude

I don't understand if I'm depressed 'cause I drink or I drink 'cause I'm depressed

>>9979071
At this point its both, start off sad, drink, become sadder because you drink, rinse and repeat

>>9979071
Sweet dreams are made of this

Don't mind me, I'm just posting the patrician choice of vodka.

>>9979103
When I start drinking I get happier for a very brief moment, every now and then. For a very slight, brief moment.

>tfw i'm fucked ain't I

>>9979117
leelee sobieski is fine AF. not really a vodka guy though.

>>9979125
Is drinking overall ruining your life but still an unstoppable urge. Then yes your are fucked

This is kind of fucked, but who here thinks getting shitfaced and then doing normal daily activities is fun? Like I enjoy getting drunk no matter what, but getting hammered and going shopping, or running errands is fun as fuck. Like part of the fun is seeing how composed you can remain in normal public settings, while being fucking gone.

>>9979125
Is drinking overall ruining your life, but still an unstoppable urge? Then yes you are fucked.

>>9979170
used to in my early twenties when i lived in a big city and could walk anywhere or take the subway

now...too anxious, hate driving anyway

>>9979170
Everybody knows man, EVERYBODY!

>>9976420
You have obviously never shaken uncontrollably, while feeling like you had a stomach flu and Parkinsons. Then after 3 nights of insomnia, you enter dementia and begin hearing voices and seeing shadow people. You lose your grip of reality in this extremely confused state.

>>9979179
I'm super fucked because I enjoy driving drunk. It's fucking awful, I know, but I've never been in an accident in my life.

>>9979178
>>9979151
great job friend

>>9979181
I'm sure it's super obvious, but I still function "normally" and handle my shit. Unlike a lot of people that get goofy or sloppy while drunk.

I'm just an anon passing by to say something, you fuckers probably won't care but whatever.
Mom was alcoholic, died from cirrhosis. Grandma is alcoholic, still rocking but i don't know for how much time.
If any of you faggots has the chance to get childrens, STOP FUCKING DRINKING, or don't have kids or just off yourselves.
Drugs and alcohol ruined my early life and i never really consumed either of them. Fuck this shit.

>>9979232
Wish we could man, but it's in the definition of alcoholism, we cant stop no matter the consequences. We are here (hopefully) to find the support to stop.

>>9979028
Keep us updated bro

>>9979138
Its all good, you still know the best brand of cheap ass liquor.

It’s fine as long as it’s wine. I know this because of my knowledge.
>sticks fingers in ears, LALALALA CANT HEAR YOU
I have conquered alcoholism. Get on my level.
>pops fifth bottle of casillero del diablo

I might wanna get a dog to get off the weed and alcohol.

Get something to care for, ya know? But money is scarce and we need to pay dog taxes here. Is dog taxes common, or is my country trying to steal my moneys?

>>9979138
There are a couple of things I love about that gril.

>>9975920
I keep getting drunk to the point where I fall down and literally can't get back up... last night I thought I was going to die, but managed to crawl to the toilet and puke

>>9979283
Just don't fucking have childs if you know you'll fuck it up then. I don't even want to be mean with you, hell, i don't even hate my mom or my grandma. But i suffered from this shit so hard and i know many other people who suffered from alcoholic parents, i don't even want to drink anymore, it just disgusts me.
I know you people are suffering from this shit, just try to not make your loved ones suffer from this too.

>>9979232
>>9979283
>>9979422
Sorry for my bullshit rant. I'm just sad and miserable, angry because i couln't do a thing about that shit, literally killing my whole family before my eyes. Stay strong bros. Don't let this shit kill you.

>>9979354
In the Netherlands about half of the cities levy a dogtax.

>>9979358

Holy shit. When the fuck did that happen?

>>9979563
Watch this, anon. No bra throughout the whole thing. Other-level deliciousness.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0206314/

>tfw so poor from alcoholism right now I'm living off of ramen and canned food from the dollar store
I want to die.

>>9979681
dont die bud, i've got mad cash but i still enjoy that ramen and canned food quite often

it's not so bad
why don't you stop drinking and get some help, we can help here too! ur all right friend

>>9979693
I'm trying. I was just a week sober and then relapsed after finding out my dad might have lymph node cancer. Him and I fought a lot when I was younger because he was always trying to try to get me out of this alcoholic funk. We became super close after I moved out. Then I moved across the country, fucked up my life and now I have no money to go home to see him.

I just want to die.

>>9979710
first of all he only MIGHT have the cancer
second of all, life is shitty, you're not the only one who can't afford to visit his parents. just saying you're not alone.
can't he spot you some cash?

the booze ain't gonna help though brother, you gotta face this real life shit on your own, that way your brain can actually learn to handle hard stuff and grow more resilient

i think u should ask family for money to go visit

Nothing beats the feeling of having a day off and drinking a beer in the shower at 9am after a bender.

Bought a pc with loads of new games, 2 new laptops, a load of food including truffles, oysters, lobster, rack of lamb and gold leaf from the queens butcher (not kidding), joined a golf club, threw money at friends and family, bought load of pro culinarily stuff, a metal detector, sea fishing gear, new clothes, a cbr900, an air rifle, a crypto mining rig, a new bed and recliner, a 50 inch 4K tv, loads of power tools and came in two 9/10 hookers.
I hated it all. I felt nothing but an overwhelming lethargy and depression through it all.
I’m now laying back on the floor getting drunk, covered in piss and vomit, liver hurting and life going nowhere... and for now, I’m happy.
PAWS is the final boss of alcoholism, and it just kicked my ass. I give up giving up. All I want from life is a warm bit of floor, a pc and a bottle. I’ll never try to quit again.

>>9979734
...maybe cum inside a woman you love and who loves you back next time...just sayin

anyway i have been trashed by PAWS too i know the feel

>>9979741
She’s married ad he’s 6ft8.

>>9979744
6'8" is a gross height and everybody knows it
they all die the same when shot anyway

>>9979724
I can't, my parents are just barely middle class. They don't really have any money to spare. And trust me, I know. This is the first time I've ever lived on my own though and I'm facing homelessness next month. My little sister with cerebral palsy is just fucked too, like getting severly schizo. I'm just beside myself anymore.

My mom raised me to be a very cautious person so my anxiety has been high as shit all my life. I just want to go home.

>>9979751
Also, I'm turning 29 this year. I lived an extremely sheltered life.

>>9979734
Smirnoffbro?

>>9978546
Netflix and chill?

just found a dope kitchen table and chairs on CL boys

>>9978960
Thx dood

>>9979811
cheers!

Been keeping up with my new years resolution and limiting myself to drinking one night per week
Im surprised at the self control i've been showing lately, its great, very proud of myself

>>9978956
Oh I just read about it. Recently got quite a scare because the air-raid sirens went off and looking outside there was a cloud of smoke. Turned out to be just a fire in a near by industrial plant (of course that could've also meant no going outside for a few days, but luckily nothing dangerous was burning)

Havent had any since new years eve, last year i almost lasted the whole january, hopefully i will last longer this time.

>>9979952
keep it up anon you can do it

>>9975920
Day 11
Travelled for work all week. Almost gave in, but held out. I'm so fucking bored. Idk what to do with my time. I have some money but I just get so bored with everything so quickly.

I could get wasted and be happy as a clam just watching old music videos. Is this PAWS?

>>9979354
>dog taxes
The fuck? Euro thing, like bong tv license? No dog tax in Ontairo

>>9980039
>>9980039
>>9980039
Also it's like 8 degrees out, my car slides all over the road because they did a shit job plowing and there is a boil water notice. Looks like a sober, bored hermit this weekend.

On the bright side I can drink coffee again, and have been doing so quite a bit. Back when I was withdrawing/drinking it sent me into a panic so I never really drank it much, but I missed it.

I had to fly sober for like the first time in years this week as well. I hate flying. It scares the shit out of me. They were fucking around with the jet engines before takeoff and there was some smoke and a weird pressure change. Scared the shit out of me.

I dawned on me today that all my best memories were drunk. I don't think I know how to live sober. Even as a kid I never felt quite right sober. I never had that aha moment with booze, but in reflection it looks like it was subtly there all along.

Sorry for the blogpost, but ya know, bored. How is everyone else holding up?

>>9980059
Bro I’m 14 days sober and I am right there with you
As we speak I am sitting down at a nice restaurant next to a sweet old style fully loaded bar waiting for a date

Nervous about the date and FIENDING I AM FIENDING FUCK ME DEAD I AM FIENDING

God damn...

>>9980102
good luck man hope you're pounding gash in a couple hours

>>9980102
eat her ass, she will love it

>>9980112
>>9980113
Don’t know how to do it sober guys

>>9980102
pee in her butt

>>9980120
Thanks for that actually got a kek out of me

>>9980102
Maybe we'll both make it anon. I told my gf that "i'm done drinking for a bit" so we'll see how this goes. Hope your date goes well. She hot?

I live above a fucking bar and I can hear them bumping music now. Only thing stopping me from going down there and getting slammed is the knowledge that it won't stop. I'll wake up feeling like shit and will start slamming them for breakfast.
Fuck. Sober it is.

>>9980122
i was serious

>>9980118
>tfw usually wasted for sex so I can last all night, but now sober I will probably bust in like 15 seconds

>>9980128
She’s like a 6 out of ten maybe 7 depending on your tastes


I just don’t think I know her well enough to be like no I don’t drink and I had a problem with it, now let’s have stone sober sex plz

>>9980129
U a real silly nigga

>>9980132
another shitty aspect about being an alc: Telling stories that you can easily get your way out of incase you decide to start drinking again

>I'm kind of on a health kick, trying to cut down a little bit
>I made a bet with a friend that I wouldn't drink for a month

It's manipulative and wrong, but it gives you wiggle room. If you decide to continue with sobriety you can just say that you felt better without the alcohol. If you start drinking, then hey, you're story was never permanent in the first place.

Man, drunks are sneaky.

>>9975920
I haven't hung out very much with friends because it's too costly to get an uber and I want to be at home drinking. I don't drive and drink after my DUI so my limited social life has gone down.

>>9980146
Yup
I try to be a bit honest, I say it fucks with my sleep and gives me rebound anxiety

But yeah I’ve never straight up told a girl I was trying to fuck that I’m an alck

>>9980153
I mean both of those things are true, it's just cause of WD lol.

I told one of my ex's. It was pathetic. I was so emotionally fucked up then. No wonder we broke up. Coming off a few days bender ended up crying and shit.I must have looked fucking gay.

My current gf sorta knows, but i keep the details of how bad it was to myself. She doesn't need to know.

>>9980167
When I lived in LA I drove up to Altadena to spend the weekend with my girlfriend and due to life issues went on a full ass three day bender at her house in front of her roommates and dogs and her boss’s kids

Was not pretty when her roommate realized I had crushed a fifth of whiskey before 3 pm on day 2

That ended up in the ER

Hey guys, ive found the cure to a hangover.

Cocaine

>>9980200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSHbbTcbcds

>>9980223

NO NO NO NOO

*inhales*

>>9980129
Direct pee enema is a fetish of mine too...
I thought I was the only one.

>tfw worn the same boxers, t shirt (under different jumpers/long sleeves), socks and jeans for at least 3 weeks now

>>9980255
Actually did it with my ex, she was into it too

Miss her every day, hence why I drink

>>9980302
>>9980255
>>9980129
Is.. is this the alcoholic genetype? Is this how we are connected? Our love of peeing in butts?>>9980129

Fell off the wagon lads

Not too hard though just wine and beer

Back on it tomorrow

I hope

>>9980318
that's gross anon

My hangover dreams are retarded. I dreamt Henry Rollins had a brother called Jake Rollins, whom just released an album. I was in a white room with Henry Rollins and I asked him to autograph his brother's album for me. He was kind and said "Sure", and autographed it with his own name.

>>9980357
henry rollins sucks so bad

>>9980346
>not pissing in hoes

Completed first day with no booze after nearly two years of daily drinking.

Kept a full flask on me all day too. Temptation is your worst enemy. If you can look it in the face and say no, you're well on your way to recovery.

>>9980454
That's awesome man.

>>9980318
The most beautiful connection

>>9980454
Good fucking job m8

>>9980318
But I'm drinking and don't like peeing in butts.

>>9978533
>Here in canada all liquor stores close at 11 and bars have to close by 2 but most aren't open any later than 1.
That's a lie, based Alberta liquor stores are open until 2am.

Do I drink the cheap stuff or the expensive stuff tonight, boys?

>https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

get in here fellow al/ck/'s

>>9980318
http://www.strawpoll.me/14831421

>>9980131
Girl is 10x hotter than her pictures, drinking with her now, 14 days clean down the drain, am gonna have mad blue balls if she doesn’t go home with me

>>9980788
How do I get a girl like that?

Been good all week and haven't had more than a couple of beers in any given day. I have dealt with withdrawals all week. Why not hit the reset button on them right?

i wish i was constantly drunk. it feels so much better. i wonder if thats how normal people feel all the time.

>>9980825
This is the reason why I haven't been sober for more than a couple of months over 10 years. You eventually will be given a choice to either stop or roll the dice on your life everyday. Proceed with caution anon, also, the key to longevity is never get into day drinking. Always start drinking at night, never during the day.

>>9980788
Fucking blue balled, kill me

>>9980853
Your sweet maiden alcohol will never give you blue balls, drink up anon.

>>9980853
can i interest you in some pee in butt porn?

them ass holes changed the packagaing on the busch beer to make the busch ice look just like the busch light and i accidentally bought the weenie beer by mistake! im blangry!

>>9980858
What would a wine waifu look like?

>>9980760
yesfags btfo

>>9980894
Something in this ballpark

>>9980905
why would you have this saved

>>9980833
thanks anon. ill remember that

>>9980901
>mfw voted yes, always alone.

>wake
>dying from thirst
>prise one eye open 1 atom wide with hydraulic lorry jack
>delicious full pint of water
>down in one like a pelican greedily snarfing it’s fave fish
>...that wasn’t water
>spend next hour laying in lake of pissvomit, drenched externally, maybe one molecule of moisture remains inside body
>multiple overlapping distress calls

>>9980914
Because i'm a fucking loser with a ton of spare time.

>>9980905
She's ugly though, I can't waifu her

>>9980933
vodka, gin or rotten milk

>>9980945
I have a feeling after a bottle or two of cab you would be just fine with her being your waifu.

>>9980858
Shit on my face I’m supposed to be 2 weeks clean

Just got home
Damn she was cute, my balls actually hurt and all we did was kiss a little. I’m going gay. A Craigslist dude would have my nuts in his mouth right now.

Just wanna dieeeeeee but gonna take a hot bath instead

>>9980952
At least find a trap so its not gay dude.

>>9980964
Do you really believe that or are you just memeing?

>>9980969
half and half, and let me explain. If you get piss drunk and fuck a trap, you will probably be able to live with yourself when the realization hits you when you're sober. If you fuck a dude you will never forgive or forget your actions unless you are legitimately gay.

>>9980964
She said “let’s go on a hike this week” so do I just beta it up and tag along like her puppy dog on faggy outings until she throws me a mediocre handjob?
Or do I relapse like a motherfucker and give my dignity to the ER instead of her?

>>9980995
eh not worth relapsing over.

>>9980995
If she wants to meet you again then she isn't a hopeless slut. If she actually wants to go on a hike with you and sees it through, you may actually have a meaningful relationship forming. You should be hopeful not negative.

>>9980933
i've drank my own piss before, it's not that bad dude

>>9980951
I want to argue with you, but I can't.

>>9981005

>>9980995
>She said “let’s go on a hike this week” so do I just beta it up and tag along like her puppy dog on faggy outings until she throws me a mediocre handjob?
She wants to see if you're worth giving her pussy exclusive access to, this is a good thing. So long as you're not 2017 me, you'll have a sex person/gf in no time.

>>9980993
As a straight dude is never do that

>>9981001
>>9981002
>>9981005
Thanks guys for the healthy attitudes, honestly
No more booze and I’ll play it cool

>>9981020
I bet if you were drunk enough and a passable enough trap threw herself/himself/whatever at you, 9 times out of 10 you would as long as nobody found out.

>>9981026
I absolutely wouldn’t, because I’m heterosexual. It’s like asserting that if I was drunk, I’d want to suck a dog’s dick if someone put a wig on it. I’m straight, anon

good evening, I hope all find ourselves nice and drunk

>>9981017
meant to (You) you instead of piss man, anyway thanks for advice

>feel like chad thundercock drunk
>absolute abhuman autist sober
Why does life do this to me?

>>9981041
Nope. Withdrawing, 4am, and just noticed it’s Sunday, so no booze for six hours. I’m not a happy camper

>>9981049
same same same

>>9981045
Np. So long as she keeps being interested in relatively "intimate," one-on-one things with you (yes, hikes are intimate in a sense), you're on a good path. You're only being led on if she's inviting you to group things, or just bringing you along for emotional support and nothing more.

>>9981026
unlike you, many men still understand that you are inserting your penis into a man's poopy anus when having sex with a trap

>>9981037
Maybe you wouldn't, but you also didn't mention hitting up a dude on craiglist to get your dick sucked.

>>9981062
see
>>9981037

>>9981078
Confused, what?
Not trying to start an argument here, but it amazes me that anyone would disbelieve that some people are straight

New thread, new day.

>>9981087
Dude we’re on page 1. Leave it until page 9

>>9981087
pic related is me but replace auschwitz-bound jews with booze during business hours

>>9981085
I'm not trying to be confrontational either, I just think that a lot of people would do things they would think to be unthinkable when drunk enough. Never say never that's all.

NEW BREAD
>>9981112
NEW BREAD
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NEW BREAD
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>>9981100
I’m just conscious of how quickly stuff like this can escalate, and I don’t wanna shit up the thread. I absolutely will ‘say never’ though, because I’m heterosexual. It’s not gonna happen no matter how much booze I’ve drunk or how many drugs I’m on. I’m straight. I could no more be attracted to a dude than I could stop being attracted to girls

>>9981118
Why? >>9981092

>>9981130
i mean we're close right, 335 is usually the end of it

>>9981123
Not trying to question your sexuality, if you truly know that you are heterosexual and impervious to any other sexual experience, then that is the end of the discussion.

>>9981137
If there’s no new it’ll still be posted in until it 404’s, just worried about pissing off /ck/

>>9981156
I agree, it’s just odd to me that so few gay/bi people seem to believe it, I’ve no reason to lie, I really am repulsed by the idea. Anyway yeah, should probably leave it there

>>9981050
what amount are you coming off of?

>>9981289
Well I only just relapsed a few days ag...
Fuck me, it’s been 10 days.
About 500ml/day. I drank my emergency wine last night apparently. I’ve had 10mg of diazepam though. I’ll be ok in a few hours, just gotta make it until 10am.

>>9980047
The fuck is a dog tax? America does not have that anywhere I've lived and I bounced around a bit. Unless you mean like a pet deposit to a landlord that's understandable and common but just paying the government because you own a pet? Nope.

>>9980147
Eventually you start making some money and you can go out again anon I've been there and it gets easier. Plus as you get older and meet settled people you go over places more than a bar and if you explain that you won't drink and drive 9 out of ten times you can crash on the couch if you aren't shady.

>>9981353
Guessing he meant a dog license, they were abolished decades ago

I fucking blew it again. three cases of beer yesterday and I'm gunna go get another soon. fuck my life I'm so sick. at least it's not liquor withdrawal, that shit is a mess.

-gin blossoms motherboard guy AGAIN