/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9961788
>Signed up for a rewards card last summer
>Fucked up email address
>Too autismo to call them to have it fixed
>Can't add coupons now

>>9961832
fuck rewards card m8 ;^)

>>9961788
>their retarded
Guess who else is retarded?

>>9961883
(you)?

>work at a small grocery store in the Midwest because easy part time job while in college and employee discount
>every 5 minutes some old person asks me where the lefse is
We put it on display for the holidays but the regular shelf spot has never changed. I hate old people.

>>9961883
they're *

Please don't ask me questions about what I buy during checkout, I have no idea how ginger beer is different than ginger ale and I've never tried that thing you're going to ask about i want to die

There is a Market Basket near where I live that no matter what time it is, will always be super crowded. It is always filled with the worst kind of people too.

>People who dont stay to the right while walking down the aisle
>People just standing in the middle of the aisle
>People colliding their carts together because they leave the aisle fast and don't look where they are going

I was there the other day and 2 old spanish women were having a conversation while leaning up against the dairy section while I was trying to get some butter. Is it a cultural thing?

>>9961899
a true Nord would help their elders find the lefse

>people who go in the 15 or less checkout with 2 full carts
>assholes who cram shit on random shelves instead of putting it back where it belongs (especially bad when it's perishable)

>Anon I know it's a busy shift but could you do some repacks?

>>9961788
>Other people doing their groceries when I'm also doing my groceries
I mean Jesus Christ, can't you people find some other time to buy your shit, preferably when I'm not also buying my shit? I just wanna get in, grab what I need, pay then get out without having to see any other shopper walking the same aisle as me. Is that too much to ask for?

>>9961932
I show them every time with a smile on my face and ask if there is anything else I can help them with. I just wish they'd learn.

>grocery store shower drain is clogged with semen because of surprise penis inspection day

They could at least TRY to clean it.

>>9961942
>looking through the brownie and cake mixes
>see misplaced package of chocolate
Always sad when someone has to make a hard choice

>>9961788
>3rd world problems, the post.
Nobody in first world countries has "mobility carts"

You grab a trolley and walk into the store to do your shopping.

If americans are so obese that they need electric vehicles to navigate walmart, then you're in a 3rd world Country and deal with it.

>>9961788
>old people
>those fucking laestadian kikes who own the store and make everything so fucking expensive

>retards who can barely operate a redbox machine fucking things up for everyone in line at self-checkout

also
>What do you mean I ain't got enuff money on my EBT card?!? You scan that shit again, girl. Cuz my kids aren't eating dog food again three nights in a row.

>walking abreast of your cart
Use the handle and push it from behind instead of blocking the entire aisle, you fucks.

>>9961984
>old people
>learn

>>9962111
I work in the deep south. Everyone has a card, but the white trash spending it on candy and soda kills me.

>Brings food up to register to checkout
>Overly talkative Cashier
>Oh I love these! I've never tried those before. A lot of sweets here, hopefully this isn't your meal!


Keep your judgemental thoughts to yourself and just finish ringing me out pls. I use self checkout whenever I can, but when I have more than a handful of items, I tend to go to the regular checkout lanes.

>>9962059
>not being so abundantly rich in resources that it becomes unnecessary to use your body
lmao at your life, europoor

>>9961788

>screaming children
>1 person is fine, 3 people is fine, 500+ people in one spot have eyes that gleam with animal carnality, competing for discounts to 'feed they kids'
>1st of the month, hello minorities
>nigger buys 194.00 of steak (EBT abuse)
>people who accidentally follow you
>normies like high school kids kissing and hugging in public cause their balls dropped
>autistic screeching of children
>mobility scooters
>people who buy $194.00 of microwave shit with EBT then whip out a $100 for a ton of beer
>People abusing miserable store staff

>>9962254
is $194 the maximum allowance or something?

>>9961950
>Oh, you want me to stop doing customer service and focus on this singular, isolated task? Fuck yeah.

>>9962408

Yeah I actually think it's 191.00. How do I know? Cause I'm basically homeless. I let them build up over time, I have a Florida card with about 400 on it and an Alabama card with like 100 on it.

If people need stamps, I am glad they exist, but when niggers go in and I see them buy 191.00 of steak, it fucking irks me. It irks me that just because I have some quirks and it makes it tough to work, I'm put in the same boat as the KANGZ. I wasn't always like this, I'm 33 and around 25 I broke my leg and sued someone for medical bills cause I broke it on a staircase they didn't finish, and I had people following me 24/7. This really had an effect on me and I had a psychological breakdown. I'm not autistic but I spent 4 years dodging private detectives and it fucked me up.

So yeah I lived in my Focus for about 3 years because it made me difficult to track, and it made being employed really hard. It wasn't cause I was awkward or anything, I swear I'm pretty normal I just have been through some shit.

>>9962200
Who are you calling a europoor? I'm from a first world country that is very rich in resources, but lacking government subsidised high fructose corn syrup and other such products that make people fat.

>>9962474
What the fuck man. Rough ride. I thought being chased by insurance agents was a meme.

>>9962480
Eurangutang spotted

>>9962482
Wrong. Just fuck off.

>>9961788
>people who think the store is an appropriate place to stop and chat to somebody
This is my mother and it drove me insane as a kid.

>>9962490
This is what people did to socialize pre-internet.

>>9962481

I didn't walk for 2 years, I had 3 surgeries and an ex-fix, my bills hit 300k and there was no way I could ever pay for it.. I didn't want to get mixed up in a lawsuit cause I knew how bad they were. I crutched around a lot and I couldn't drive so people had to take me everywhere, they followed me nonstop cause they didn't want to get sued for 500k+, so they tried to dig up dirt on me. They brought in people I hadn't talked to or seen since middle school and they were being deposed saying that they remembered me smoking crack and having a heroin problem in high school. It was the most insane shit. I even tried to let them pay for it but their insurance adjuster kept saying, 'We'll pay for most of it!' I was like bro wtf and he told me 'Well we can't be held responsible that YOU didn't have insurance, right?'

Once I could walk, I lived in my Focus for years because they kept following me up until I was out from under their fair use of money clause that says you can't spend any of the money for 2 years on anything but medical bills. They would take pics of me everywhere I went, it wasn't a 'targeted individual' thing, half their job was to intimidate. Well I'm 33 now and I have some really brutal issues with people in general and I'm trying to get back to normal employment.

Just fuck my everything up senpai.

>old lady picks the regular sized cart and barely fills it half way up when there are the mini carts available that would've done her better and given her more mobility moving throughout the store
Blocking the damn aisles

>>9962046
now THIS one is going on r/4chan XD

>>9962169
Fuuuuuuck
>high af, went down to the market for some German chocolate cake
>foreign cashier asks, chuckling slightly, "Ees deener for you?"
Yeah, this and a few BRCs, now get the fuck out of my face

>>9961788
>>people who block a whole aisle because their retarded
usually fat people or mexican families. i just go early in the morning to avoid everyone.

>high school reunions in the aisles
>chinks blocking the way taking photos with jars of vegemite
>chinks buying all the baby formula then cracking a shit when they're told it's a 2 can maximum, all while blocking the aisle
>feral kids running past displays and purposefully knocking them over
>abos stealing shit out of your trolley
>PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA / ITEM NOT RECOGNISED, PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
>old cunts demanding self-serve assistant scans and bags their monthly shop

>rush hour and only half or less checkouts are working

>refried beans next to salsa and tortillas
>canned pinto, black etc beans a few aisle away
>dried beans in a different aisle
>peanuts in chip aisle next to nuts

FFS, cant we just have all the legumes in the same fucking place?

>>9962487
chill out, cunt

>>9961983
This but unironically. People were a mistake.

>This asian hyperstore I go to because they do half bulk sells most beers by the crate but not asahi for some fucking reason.
>No self weighting because the store would always get chinked but no scales at the checkout either so you need to wait in line for a single desk with a bored half asleep employee.
>All the booze you need to start a cocktail bar but the only gin they shelf is some shady ass unbranded stuff.
>Most items are shelved as both the regular normie brand and the chink supposedly bulk brand but somehow for some items the local brand is cheaper.
>The western grocery I go to carries arab fermented milk but not ribot milk
>Excellent choice of offal but so fucking rabbit meat for some reason.

>>9962059
>3rd world is having a surplus of food
shiggy

>>9962481
A friend of mine got involved in a lawsuit after he got rearending by some texting bimbo. His back was royally fucked and he was just trying to get money to cover the surgery and therapy. I gave him rides to class a few times and I felt like we were being followed. On the way back to his place once we took a meandering route across the city and this blue Impala followed us the whole way. I ditched him with my VTEC, yo

>>9962490
my mother drove me insane when she has to stop and look and feel every fucking item in the store. I'd stand there waiting for her looking like a retard blocking part of the aisle. she'd even touch all the produce like a kid would, it all pissed me off back then.

>>9962499
Damn, my heart goes out to you anon. I hope it gets better someday.

hasn't anyone heard of a food shelf/ food bank?
>free food
>no worries of people analyzing your shit because they have the same shit
>no cashiers or having to check out


WALA

>>9962487
>Australia
>first world
Lololololol

>>9962499
Best of luck to you anon.

>tfw you get promoted to manager and don't have to deal with shitty customers anymore
:^)

>going through the store in reverse, starting in frozen section and ending with the vegetables
WHY

>>9961942
I hate this shit.

Years back I went shopping with a friend who was also a political activist for the downtrodden, or whatever. She decided she didn't want an item in her cart and just put it on a shelf, because "it's someone's job to put it back."

Fuck that, it's two aisles down. You can't take 30 seconds to put it back?

Fucking shocking.

went to aldi today and some dumb bitch set her purse on my food on the conveyer belt. literally set her purse on MY FOOD.

>>9961832
I got it fixed today lads.

>no one mentions dogs
Mongrols

>>9962474
>KANGZ
Lmao white trash that can't get a job has no right to look down on niggers. There's a reason you're both on EBT.

>>9966942
Reddit is the other way kiddo.

>>9961788
the other day, i was in line behind a tranny that smelled like absolute dog shit and when she got done paying she says to the guy, "you forgot to scan the rice" and then she takes the fucking rice off the shelf with random light bulbs and she has to pay in fuckin change this time and i damn near throw up in my mouth

>>9961788
Shitty kids running around the aisles like you did fag

>>9966959
Found the soyboy

>>9965046
Fucking wrong, managers are on the floor all the time, and when your a manager, you don't deal with any of the reasonable people, the underlings can handle those, no. you get the fucking nutjobs who think the world revolves around them and their specific brand of turkey breast that is out of stock.

>>9961923
I don't ask you shit. I know you're a retard.

>>9961928
No. I've seen many inconsiderate white women blocking the aisle for no reason.

>>9962480
And yet you won't name your country because you know it's a shit hole that we'd rip apart.

>>9962474
You worthless welfare queen. Because other people weren't fucked over like you? Stop excusing you sucking up taxes.

>>9962499
People have it worse. You suck walking up stairs. There now you know how it feels being a black person being criticized for shit they didn't ask for.

>>9967209
Worst decision of my life was accepting a promotion to supervisor.

>>9962116
Always seems to be men or at least a vast majority, Like pushing a cart will suddenly make you wanna suck mad dick or they can't workout the complexity of a cart.

>>9967247
Yeah make it a race thing. You dumb fuck.

>>9963134
Do you not know how to fucking greentext?

>>9962254
>go to fancy butcher
>they take EBT
>buy a $60 steak with it

I hate when it snows people shop like it's the end of the world

>>9969192
>he doesn't know that if white people go 7 days without bread, milk, or eggs their bodies shut down

>>9969195
>he doesn't know I am white?...

>>9961788
Niggers are the worst. Mexicans 2nd. Fuck both of them. The only difference between them is that one speaks some slurred english that you might be able to understand from time to time while the latter simply bashes you in taco.

>>9966790
Congratz, that's nice to hear

People who block the aisles with absolutely no consideration for anyone else who has to get by them. It's like bitch, you're not the only one in the goddamn store.

>>9962617
I fucking hate it when they do that man. I just want to buy my shit and get out. Being talkative is fine as long as it doesn't include my purchases.

It happens with customers sometimes too. I remember standing in line at whole foods, and I very rarely go to whole foods but I had these organic oreos and they taste fucking amazing. I think I had something else and this lady comes up to tell me how this is her second time at whole foods today because shes just so hungry and wanted another salad, and then comments on my cookies and asks me if thats my dinner. Then I started being short with her and she asked me if she was making me uncomfortable. Which she was, but I think I shrugged it off. Then we stopped talking. Just not what i'm looking for at the store.

Old people asking for help at self checkout really really pisses me off. Go to an actual person, these machines weren't meant for you, or you never cared enough to try and learn them.

>>9965046
>tfw you get promoted to manager and have all shitty customers directed towards you

>why don't you have this popular sales item with low shelf capacity?
A: it doesn't sell at all off sale and I don't want it in my backstock
B: I had lots but you are here at the ass end of the sale
C: we are losing massive money on them (we pay 9.22, you pay 5.99) and I pray you forget to cash in your rain checks
D: I was pilled up when I ordered and forgot.

>>9962617
>high af
>cashiers

I don't know what this is but they always seem to ask the most difficult questions when you're high as if they're trying to fuck with you. Like asking what type of fries you want at McDonalds, which they almost never do normally.

>people breathing down my neck while I'm trying to pay
Give me some fucking privacy, your EBT card will still work in 2 minutes when I'm done and standing that close won't make me go any faster

>people who block a whole aisle because their retarded
I used to do this because my mom never took me shopping until I slowly realized how obnoxious this shit is

>>9961788
>weather says there's going to be an inch of ice and three inches of snow on top of that
>gas stations and grocery stores are raided by countless scared people
>all I needed was some chicken...

>>9961928
I've lived in Spain 2 years. Old Spanish women are the worst

>>9970629
I look at what people get to get a laugh and just to look. also don't care if people look at my things. everyone don't have to be quite submissive cucks that can't even look at other people.

>>9968355
>racist is a racist and looks down on poc
>Someone says that's how poc feel now
>(you) come along and say it wasn't a race thing before

You dumb fuck.

>>9972242
>samefag defending his own post

settle down dude. stay topic related

>>9972268
>>Samefag defending his own post
prove it fagola

>>9972323
>t. nig
proven? but, like I said, get back to the main topic faggot

>>9972330
>>t. nig

Don't you have school tomorrow? You should be getting ready for bed.

>>9961928
Market Basket is hell and I don't know why. I've been to so many of these regional grocery stores and this one is somehow a hive of annoying, awful people

>>9972334
nice try faggot

>>9972366
>(You)

>standing in line at checkout
>shitty pop music

that's about it really

>>9961923
>every
>fucking
>time

>>9961788
>have like 3 or 4 things so i go to self checkout
>the machines NEVER work and you have to have some mouth breather come and help you anyway

>>9972368
>(You)

>>9963228
If I knew for a fact I was being tailed by one of those assholes, I'd have them follow me on a starlight tour and then dump their car in a river.

>>9970516
They know you are a stoner and are fucking with you.

So I worked at a newspaper like 25-ish years ago. People would walk into the office to put classified ads in or speak to account managers for regular ad space etc. If I helped them and they were a stoner or drunk I would fuck with them on purpose. Ask way too many questions or slip a weird word in for fun. It was boring back in the bronze age before the internet.

>Self-checkout throws a fit if you put your shopping bag on the scale in preparation for your purchases
I know it doesn't have to be this way: machines in other shops accommodate this.

>>9962059
How could people in third world countries afford mobility carts?

People needing mobility carts due to their morbid obesity is a sure sign that they are overfed and underworked, ie. not third world.

>>9961950
>you'll probably have to scan all that out too
the horror

i still have ptsd from having to do dairy deli backup. never again

>work at customer service
>go to grocery store
>recognize my customers
>they see me
>i see them
>they approach me
>walk away

>>9973903
>brother works at Newbury comics
>Regular customers treat him like an old friend when they see him outside the store
>He has no idea who they are half the time
Kek, where do you work?

>>9973952
mamager at local hardware store in downtown

>>9973987
oops, assistant*

>>9973622
What he actually meant to say, that americans are beyond first world. They have reached 0 world. The terrible limbo when every civilizations rots in its own decadence.

>>9974069
>>9974069
American here

Can confirm I feel like i’m In Rome during the decline.

>>9974092
that's because you are

>>9974069
What are you talking about things are fine

>Standing in line at local store
>Granny in front of me
>Pops her purse open to pay
>Glance down at it for no particular reason
>She got like 3.000$ in cash bulging out right there

No wonder old people get robbed. Easy targets is one thing but if they didn't hoard cash they'd be less interesting if it was credit cards. Unless they keep a paper slip with all their security codes in the same bag, which I've seen many times as well.

Hope it's easier getting old when growing up with computers and how to use them.

>>9974092
>Can confirm I feel like i’m In Rome during the decline.

Do you feel that dominant power looming over you?

That's China.

Bow down to your new masters.

>>9974125
>ring up old man
>$5.47 with tax
>"oh that is so expensive"
>look down at her purse
>over 2 grand in there

Fuck old people.

>>9974134
>Bow down to your new masters.

Obama was the best ally China could have dreamed for. Fuck that piece of shit racist Trump.

>>9972334
Tomorrow is Saturday or Sunday, depending on your position on the globe, retard. Most first world countries have school that is off on either of those days.

>>9974139
>man

meant lady, oops

>>9974134

Obama was such an embarrassment. Basically the Chinese' house nigger.

>>9974463
it is an easy enough mistake to make... for you... most often in bars.

>>9962499
why didn't you just get a friend to attack them?

>>9969235
the other difference is that niggers are naturally malevolent and malicious. beaners generally won't go out of their way to fuck you over unless it benefits them, i.e. brown people logic, niggers will just for the fuck of it.

>>9961788
Mobility carts for people who need them are fine....for fat lazy fucks? I want to tip the bitches over because I can walk away at a slow pace and they'll never keep up

>>9961950
>>9962430

Exactly. Original image poster doesn't know how much grocery store customer service sucks.

>>9962116
>>9968314
i've only ever seen blacks do this

>>9962474
fucking America

>>9975401

>>9962855
>it's a 2 can maximum
why does Australia limit how much shit you get to buy with your own didgeridoo dollars?

>>9974108
That's literally just the curse of blacks.

>>9961883
Oh lordy please tell me this is bait.

>>9962474
Yupp you're a nigger are alright.
Next time don't break your leg bro.

>>9968355
Welcome to four chinz you fucking faggot.

>>9973372
Just because someone is stoned or drunk doesn't make then mentally retarded.
Jesus when high or drunk or both I become way nicer.

>>9975648
>13% of the country make my country shit
Uh, sweatie try taking a stroll through your white rustbelt streets, as well as the whitetrash trailer ridden south. Thank me later.

>>9975746
I have and guess what white people are less prone to killing and raping.
Good to know you're a shit skin lover.
You spelled sweetie wrong too, nigger.

>>9975752
>You spelled sweetie wrong too, nigger.
You have to go back, sweatie.

>>9974551
omg dude. white mans sickness. take from others, then think yourself superior because of it.

this country was built on the eradication of natives, on the back of black slaves, and on half of mexico. let that sink in for a second, you privileged 18-24 year old white male ignoramus.

inb4 triggered poltards

>>9976343

>>9971974
I don't give a fuck if people look at my shit, I care when shady ass people stand less than a foot away when I have a wallet full of cash out like they're not strangers

>>9976426
>wallet full of cash

you should only bring the amount of money you know you will spend. don't try to be flashy, it could end in robbery.

>>9961788
>People who walk into the entrance of a store and then stop in the doorway and look around the inside of the store like they are on another planet for the first time

>>9962059
>Nobody in first world countries has "mobility carts"
I have seen them in both the UK and Germany.

Although both countries now have high enough shitskin populations to count as "3rd world" so you may have a point.

>>9962059
So you're saying that the UK and the rest of the EU doesn't have protections for disabled people? What kind of shithole country do you live in?

You making this same fucking thread every two weeks

>>9977172
Welcome to /ck/. Turns out there isn't a whole lot of new developments in the food world.

>>9975586
In my country you're limited on how much formula you can buy because Chinese people come and buy it in bulk and then send it back to China, apparently formula is in low supply there

>>9977172
any different from webm threads alck threads sipfag threads and all the same fast food threads. just grow up already, faggot.

>>9977192
There's not a shortage per se, but a lot of Chinese people do not trust their own domestic infant formula any more and only want imported stuff due to this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal

>work at Starbucks in grocery store
>only one in 5 mile radius so we were busier than standalone Starbucks in the county
>see same people every damn day
>go to back to dairy get milk
>get sidetracked for 20 minutes because of old ladies asking me to reach for dairy on the top shelf and push shit to the front to them

>while by myself at kiosk in early morning or late night, customers get mad when I don't know where the fuck the Folgers breakfast blend is on the coffee aisle
>nevermind I have nothing to do with the grocery store stocking
>see people steal almost $100 of deli items and can do nothing
>grocery store in a bad place so when I picked up or dropped off my cash drawer two armed security would escort me to cash booth

Fun times. Even more fun was when I transferred to become a nurse assistant in the health clinic which was also inside the grocery store. We didn't prescribe opiates, so I dealt with a lot of irate violent people.

It only got this bad in just the span of two years after Denver declared itself a sanctuary city. I grew up in Alabama and white trash and black people weren't this bad.

>>9961788
I hate the overly bright light in supermarkets. Dim the lights and get some candles going.

>>9976894
I'm not flashy. I have that out when I need to, AKA when I'm paying. I only pay cash for things that aren't bills. Get on that Dave Ramsey envelope shit my man

>work at grocery store
>old white guy comes to my register covered in sawdust
>starts eating cold, unseasoned, bone in chicken from the deli as soon as i scan it
>touches the pinpad and my register with his chicken-covered hands
>have to clean up sawdust and chicken fingerprints as soon as he leaves

>white people constantly coming up to me asking where the crackers are
>same old white dude does this once a week
>"what aisle's yer crackers down buddee"
>"what aisle's yer crackers down buddee"
>"what aisle's yer crackers down buddee"

>cat ladies
>white 100% of the time
>smell strongly of cat piss
>giant pile of cat food dropped onto express lane
>not sorted by flavor (as if the cats give a shit about flavor)
>have to either sort them or scan each one individually
>pay with a check 100% of the time
>write the check out even though the register prints them

west virginia is suffering

>>9978199
The first and last ones I understand I guess, but the middle one is just part of your job. If you don't like it, quit.

>>9978212
what do you mean "you guess", you into cat piss ladies?

>>9978231
No, I mean I understand why they are pet peeves.

>>9978234
pipe down pissy i've had enough outta you

>Working front end during high school lunch rush
>every twiggy highschooler pulls a crumpled 20 out of the front pocket of their backpack and hands in to me all balled up
I got a great deal on some kielbasa and sauerkraut though, gonna get some more pork sausage, cloves and juniper and make a huge pot

>need to go down aisle
>clogged up by carts handled by two former Stacies and their wretched roastspawn
>"Pardon me, could you move your cart for a moment?"
>"Um, I guess? Ugh..."

As though I'm asking them to push a boulder up a hill for eternity, which is what I hope they'll be doing in hell.

>>9974946
it's really only shitty if the customer doesn't want to be happy. at least in my store they give us nearly free reign to make a situation right (substitutions/free groceries) and ensure that customer leaves happy or at least not pissed off

>>9974134
>implying

The US has untapped resources fucking everywhere. Letting everyone else run out first was the basis of the conservation movement. And once China runs their shit into the ground (they're well on their way), we'll be there to pay our debt with a Hallmark thank you card.

>go to grocery store
>need cart
>some fucknugget messing about testing each one and putting it back
>at least a minute waiting for them every time

Just fucking take one, they're all broken and shitty, accept it and go shop.

I got harris teeter, farm fresh, kroger, and (((walmart))) near me, which should I go to for not terribly expensive but not garbage quality groceries (virginia)

>>9978993
I got food lion and lidl close by too but food lion is shit

the entire experience

>>9961983
Go shop at 3 AM then.

>>9967247
You retarded low iq piece of shit nigger.

>>9976343
You are a low iq animal that wouldn't survive a single day without what the white man gave you.

This is more of a mall thing but it happens at the grocery and in other public spaces.

>fat black lady walks into me from behind
>gives me a dirty look like it was my fault for not having eyes on the back of my head

>>9976343
thats far from true and you're head is too far stuck up your victimization ass for you to see

5/10 bait though, made me reply

>>9978993
I got an aldi, cub foods, Wal-Mart, target, hyvee within a small radius where I'm at. on top of that about 6 fast food places. (MN)

>>9962169
thank god my country is so autistic that cashiers never talk to you besides "hello", "do you have our discount card?" and "goodbye"
god, i enjoy living really up north

>>9979291
They are trying to get you to say something, anything, then they'll shout "Racist!", and try to claim free gibs from the store.

>>9962474
>Dem fucking niggers abusing the system and sheeet.
>I have two state cards, it's different!
Fuck you buddy, you are double dipping.

>>9976343
How is that new flavor of kool-aid CNN is giving out?

>>9979427
>I was homeschooled by MS evangelicals

>>9979828
it's okay to be white

>>9974143
jesus christ what a tool
his over sized clothes look like he got them from his dad's closet

>>9961788
>waiting for someone to move to grab one item I need as they take forever

Fucking this. Drives me up a fucking wall.

>>9975537
not even the right fucking word...

>>9980126
t. eurofag

>>9965943
leftists don't care about the poor, they just hate the rich

You're in the grocery store and this guy slaps your avocado.
What do?

>>9962482
>Eurangutang

>>9979275
This is just sad, my assmad pinkdick friend

>>9962474
>sues someone for being so fat they break their staircase
>not a nigger

>>9980834
>Guy

I hate when I go late at night and it's still busy

Or when some fucking asst manager comes and acts like they're stocking or fronting because they want to watch me in case I'm a thief

>peanut butter is in the sauce aisle

>>9981748
this. why do they stock items away from the proper area. or they have a display way out of its preferred area

>so and so needs to be put together even though one of the items is way out of place.

>>9962566
Who hurt you

>>9981748
Like the sugary sandwich peanut butter?

>>9961923
Ginger beer is root beer but with ginger instead of vanilla
Ginger ale is just ginger sugar and carbonated water

>>9978993
Kroger is fine, Harris teeter is the same stuff but obscenely overpriced. Glad I have a Wegmans near me.
T. Fellow Virginian

>>9980834
>people of Wal-Mart

>Old lady holding a single frozen cottage pie or something asks if she can go in front of me
>Begrudgingly accept
>She pays in pennies

At least the clerk made her just hand over the pile of coins and count it himself, I may have throttled her if she tried to do it with her arthritic granny hands.

>>9961788
This is why i shop late at night. Go shopping after the old people go to sleep and the minorities get too high to leave their section 8 housing.

>>9962499
>KANGZ
I legit hope your entire life never improves, ever, even for a day.

>>9962059
I think you are confused about what a third world country is.

>>9961950
Pick n save???

This week I'm starting a job as a grocery clerk for Kroger. What should I expect?

>>9982598
>people of Whole Foods

>>9984989
A life of disappointment and poverty. Your immediate boss will have Down syndrome as well.

>>9984989
>>9985087
Pfft hahahaa, this is most likely the truth.
Are you morning, graveyard, or afternoons? Graveyard listens to music and just stocks shit all night long. Everything else is slave labor.

>Worthless NEET forced to help my mother, a manager, in her store
>23 years old and can't communicate with people
>Literally haven't said a word to anyone running a till, unheard of in a small (below 1000) person town
>Get a reputation for some aspie retard, goes around
>Little kid goes "ITS THE TARD" when I'm at the till

I didn't say anything, but I guess I looked sad. His mother was mortified. Sucks being a 5/10 loser failure fuckwad god I hate my fucking cowardly self

>>9984989

Expect lots of small cuts and bruises you can't remember how you got and being asked where the bathroom is 420noscope times a day.

>>9981992
My daddy friend did :(

>>9969195
This fucking baffles me. If there's a risk of losing power why in the name of everloving Dongola would you stock up on 2 of the most perishable foods out there and fucking plain old bread?

>>9985695
The majority of people are fucking retards.

>>9969235
>The only difference between them is that one speaks some slurred english that you might be able to understand from time to time while the latter simply bashes you in taco.

LMFAO did he just call Spanish taco??? That's hysterical somebody give this guy an award or smth :D

>>9985695
Enjoying them while you can, and you'll need a lot of bread to make sandwiches out of all the stuff in the fridge and freezer that will need eating.

I'm a cashier at a larger Dollar Tree. That means that in addition to the usual cheap bullshit you expect to find, we also stock some food.

My biggest issue is with the entitled fucking baby boomers that bring an empty box of food to my register because they ate it while they were shopping.
I don't give a shit if you want to eat while you shop, but for fucks sake, PAY FOR IT FIRST.
My second biggest issue is with the idiots that have poor impulse control and decide that one of the plastic buckets in hardware are the appropriate to dump your stuff in and bring it to the register and tell me they don't want it.
There are stacks of baskets at the front and back of the store for that shit.
Stoners? Most of them are fine.
Kids? Loud, but often not an issue.
Niggers? Had one bitch come in last month with her son and try to jack about $200 worth of stuff. I had to fight the urge to sing "Christmas in Jail" while the cops dragged her away.
Old as fuck people? Slow, and I wish they would bring a fucking walker so they don't have to lean on one of our 11 buggies to carry around their 3 items.
But Boomers are the only thing that get my blood pressure up.

>>9962474
Pale nigger... smfh

>>9985733
I call Mexicans tacos. have been for years

>>9978159
Pay with a credit card faggot. Nobody wants to wait while you dig around your wallet for some cumstained paper bills
Nobody cares how much cash you keep in there and if you have a lot, everyone assumes you're a poorfag truing to show off with your life savings.

>>9985969
Debit cards are better than credit cards btw

>>9986004
>nigger steals your debit card
>drains all the money in the account
>you're fucked
vs
>nigger steals your credit card
>report it stolen
>get all your money back
>Tyrone goes to jail

>>9986029
>go on bank app
>sign in
>can disable debit card whenever online
>easy

what are ya, a boomer? or paranoid of being able to manage your card online thinking that it will be hacked like a boomer would think?

>>9961788
>He goes inside grocery stores

Hahaha

>>9986067
>he's to shy to shop and discreetly orders online to hide from the world

I wonder who gets the last laugh here...

>>9986055
>buy something online
>your card number gets leaked
>don't know anything happened until you check your balance and it's 0
What do now

>>9986100

Has nothing to do with social anxiety or anything like that. Grocery shopping sucks. With this service I roll up and they load my trunk with my groceries in the parking lot. Have fun wasting an hour of your life every week. Hell, I don't even have to spend ten minutes picking up the groceries half the time, wife and I take turns.

>>9986106
you must live in some ghetto ass third world country.
>bank let's me know if suspicious activity happens with card
>also have a pin number they'd need
>card number irrelevant with no pin and security code that is only shown on the card.

give up already grandpa.

>>9986141
It happens to me once every couple months. I guess it's all the chink shit I buy.
Still, debit card gives you no advantages over credit unless you can't control yourself and spend more than you can afford

>>9986141
Not only this but
>buy from scammer
>realize and call the company
>get your money back
>dealer blacklisted
How do you lose your money, man.

You should see the local kroger (s) and walmart before a winter storm hits. places get raided quick, shelves literately bare assed. funny thing is that it don't have to be a "major" storm either. We don't get hardly the shit a lot of northern states do. (KY native btw). I mean shit it ain't like it'll kill you if you go a day or two without your "soda" or your "coffee" if you run out. They keep the roads here in the city pretty clean to.
I see people pushing carts while drinking coffee and fucking with their phones. Then blocking the isle when they see someone and start a conversation. Lots of times how people dress when they go to walmart is just disgusting. I mean farmers/mechanics going is one thing; they can't help it if they are kinda dirty, part of job. But others its like damn take some fucking pride in how you look.

>>9974108
they can't be that poor, horses are expensive to keep

>>9985525
Get help. I'd be upset at the service if I greeted a cashier and they said fucking nothing to me.

>>9986180

>>9984989
Are you an alcoholic?
You will be.

>Go late night grocery shopping because my work schedule is fucking me up the ass
>One register working
>There are a dozen people in the line, what the actual fuck, it's nearly midnight
>It's a single group of poor trash buying 2 handles of Wódka Vodka, cheap soda, and a bunch of cheap snacks (peanuts, cheetos etc.)
>Total comes up to something like 30 bucks
>The dumbass dozen protests because each one of them only has 2 dollarydoos or something
>They spend some ten minutes haranguing the cashier for a discount before the manager shows up and lets them take the whole thing for whatever chicken scratch they had between them
>Leave the store 3 minutes later to find them burning rubber and doing donuts on the parking lot

>>9986227
Have a train Samson.