/ck/ - Food & Cooking

first of all we need top tier ingridients

In that? You're braver than I thought!

hm a bit dirty

>>9972454
Is that a blood bucket?

You better have a toe knife

>>9972446
is that venison? might have a little freezer burn

it's boilin

Do you live in a resident evil game?

i’m terrified

go on

>>9972454
Is that the wheel you invented?

That kitchen looks like something from a fucking SCP article.

>>9972528
Looks like Masao's kitchen

this is the kind of content i stay up at night for

I appreciate what you are doing here OP, godspeed.

Itt serial killer posts himself cooking human meat in his butcher house's kitchen

Guess his house blew up

op pls post

>>9972511
This is an excellent post

>>9972471
yummy

>>9972494
This

>>9972689
Yeah okay OP somehow manifested resident evil into reality.

>>9972689
ay hol up

>>9972689
wh
what is that

>>9972689
U M A

>>9972712
D E L I C I A

>>9972689

>>9972689
>no similar images found
anon?

Does OP live in a meth lab

My God...

>>9972436
By any chance is your surname Baker?

Wha.... what a-are you seasoning it with a-anon?

>>9972494
I was thinking Silent Hill, but still, this

Is this Russian babushka story from 2ch? About dead dog in basement and boiled intestine in pot?

>>9972689

>>9972767
shh..

>>9972767
I'm sorry the what the fuck now?

>>9972798
>>9972767
...

>>9972689
Is that someone's small intestine what the fuck?

>>9972850
From what I recall it was being boiled by babushka to clean out to then make sausages

>>9972767
fuckinf excuse me

This OP sucks. He's way too slow. Makes me think he's just waiting to pull the images off another site.

>>9972798
>>9972802
>>9972843
>>9972860
If one can read Russian it tells all, in horrific detail

>>9972689
>didn't bother to rinse them out first

>>9972869
I knew OP wasn't legit. What a fag.

>>9972887
Doesn't stop the story from being utterly horrendous though.

>>9972869
OCR'ed and put it through Google translate

>>9972869
Can someone translate?

>>9972436
why do you keep greeting with the swissgerman / dutch "hoi" when you clearly aren't either?

>>9972896
>кoнчeныe aлкaши
>drunk drunkards
fucking lost

>>9972900
>swissgerman / dutch "hoi"

>>9972896
This really doesn't help...

>>9972891
Seems like the dog was already dead, so I don't really care too much if he just cooked and ate it.

>>9972910
sorry, burger friend, yes there are more languages than English

>>9972436
is that your kitchen? if so it looks like something from resident evil 7 and you should be ashamed

>>9972689
WHAT THE FUCK

Binging with babish surely has gone south

>>9972911
No it's not. Here's what I get from it:
>alcoholic and psychotic/ritualistic grandmother
>possibly due to death of granddaughter from an overdose
>Anon goes to visit uninvited
>made to stay in same room as dead granddaughter
>made to to look for money in a shed while she heats up food
>finds dead dog under floorboards
>questions psycho granny
>claims its dead as some kind of punishment
>says she's made food from the gods
>constantly feeds on said food
>it's the slop in the image
>anon forced to eat it
>grandma in yard waving and walking in circles
>charges at anon
>anon GTFOs
>runs 15km before hitching a ride to escape

>Sup anon. Yesterday a complete clusterfuck happened to me. But first thing first. My grandmother has a sister, whose son and his wife were severe alcoholics, who one day got drunk and crashed into a tank. So my grandmother was left alone with her grandson. Following in the footsteps of his parents, he started drinking from the age of 12, and later on - taking drugs. He beat up grandmother, took away her pension, the usual stuff. Grandmother was also fucked in the head, instead of getting rid of him, she put candles in her room because she though he was possessed. She also used to give him icons, and locked him in that room to force him to pray to god. He usually escaped from the window, but one day he OD'd in the room, and his body spent 3 days in there. Grandmother though that he finally discovered god or something. So the coroners took him, later on he was buried and everybody forgot about the grandmother. But recently my mother told me that I have to visit her on new years eve, since nobody did in the last five years. So I packed and went into that shithole, where the only bus goes once a day. She has no phone, so she had no way of knowing that somebody was planning to visit her. So I finally arrived, I called out to her to let me into the house, but she didn't recognize me at first and sent me away. After I explained to her who I was and why I came, she relaxed and invited me in. She let me sleep in the grandsons room. The only things that were in the room were a simple netted bed and some sort of an old crumbling pipe. The room smelled absolutely disgusting, and there was also a large white spot near the bed. First thing, she sent me into the shed to pick out a mattress for myself. "You might be hungry, so take this key, and while you look for it, I'll cook something up for the supper". So I went into the shed. It reeked of rot. In the mess, I finally found a rugged mattress. After I removed it I discovered a rotting dog corpse

>>9972965
>I brought the mattress in, and asked her why does she keep a dead dog in her shed. She told me that the dog was locked in the shed as a punishment. She claimed that the dog was actually still alive, and just sleeping, and that I was just seeing things. It doesn't matter that it was locked in there without food for months, for it is the Gods punishment. After that, she invited me to the table. What I saw, you can see on the picture. To my inquiry on what the fuck that was, she replied that it was the Gods food, that she eats every day. I refused to eat this, she tried to force a spoon full of it into my mouth. The smell alone forced me to vomit. After the first round, she grabbed me by the hair and managed to stick the spoon into my mouth. She did not understand why I did not like it, and got mad and started screaming about how nobody likes her anymore, and went away. I went into the yard, and saw her flailing her arms around and walking in circles. As soon as she noticed me, she grabbed a shovel, screeched and rushed at me. I never could imagine a 90 year old could be this fast. I tried to escape, but the front gate was locked, so I just climbed over it, and walked all 15 km to the highway, where I hitched a car.

>>9972965
>>9972970
i hope a live dog wasn't locked in a shed until it died from thirst/hunger :(

>>9972965
>>9972970
sounds like a typical day in Russia

when i was in Siberia everyone was insane

>>9972974
that's the point, she didn't think of feeding it because it would live off spiritual energy or whatever the orthodox believe in

>>9972979
story time, anon.

i need to know how the dish is plated OP

>>9972965

>>9972984
okay, this was my favorite

>go to Aldan
>big Lenin statue in town center, classic
>get to family farm house a little ways outside the city
>I speak zero Russian but uncle knows some English
>expected to do everything for family because grandparents are super old
>first couple days go fine
>4th day uncle wants me to come talk to someone
>everyone is in the house
>he leads me to the barn
>points to a goat
>asks me to make it talk again
>again
>fuckingwhat
>tell him this is a goat, goats don't talk
>he insists it spoke to him
>goat is just chewing grass and shit
>uncle gets upset I wont make the goat talk
>says I'm useless and walks away

there's more, a couple weeks later I had to go get my uncle who was out fly fishing, I found him in the stream screaming in Russian to someone else that wasn't there and when I asked if he was okay he turned around and started smiling

I've never been so scared in my life dude

>>9972965
>>9972970
This is why schizos should be gassed

>>9973005
it's getting chilly in here

>>9973010
What's this picture supposed to be?

>>9972970
This would make good pasta

>>9973026
Mr fukken

>>9973043
Which means what?

>>9972689

>>9972511

>>9972511
no it's from picrelated

>>9973088
and for picrelated i think

>>9972454
oh you have a period bucket too

>>9972965
Since no else has said so, thanks for translating anon.

>>9972689

>cooking with satan

>>9972689

>>9972965
>>9972970
Thank you very much Russia bro.

>>9972689

>>9972896
>A dead dog that radiated this wonderful fragrance