/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cock for $100 bills

chipotle burrito bowls with a side of guac and queso

sugar cubes

>>9960888
Anything from the cheesecake factory

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>>9960892
but is there something I should cook for her though. I just set up a tinder date where we cook at my place. Not go out to eat

>>9960942
>inviting a random internet person to your place of residence for a first "date"
you're gonna wake up in a tub of ice with your kidneys gone

>>9960942
Italian

I do risotto because they've usually never had it and its top tier.

I also slip in testosterone and maca to make her horny

>>9960942
Lobster.

>>9960888
My cummies LOL

>>9960985
>having grains when there is a possibility of anal sex

>>9960942
>>9960980
goobye anon

>>9960888
Depends I guess. If it's someone you already know, then you might already know what you both like. If it's not, you or her may feel awkward and may order something light. Not a sloppy 2 lb cheeseburger.

>>9960888
Men's souls and wallets

>>9961027
>entertaining anal sex as an option

Spinach artichoke dip

It's mostly cheese

I do enjoy a delicious roast.
You'd think men would come up with a slang for sluts who won't fuck them that's something more...idk, unappetizing?

>>9960888
Sorry to tell you this mate, but your gf is a whore.

Pic related: me and and your girl last night in the hot tub ;; )

>>9961439
when I tried touching her tits she kicked me out for taking things quickly and rated me a 3 even though we kissed and massaged her minutes before

fucking roasties are twisted in the head

>>9960942
You should do coffee 1st then a 2nd date where you cook together

>>9961619
Play spin the bottle, she really likes it.

>>9961619
go straight for the pussy. Adrienne doesn't realize i just wanna smash

>>9960888
Anything at a restaurant that uses cloth napkins

>>9961773
just like real women, that game is to much effort for so little reward

>>9960888
They like to eat my cum ;)

>>9960888
Here's another pic of your girl OP. She fucked me raw

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>>9960888
They like to alternate between oily garbage and starving.

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>>9962017

wot gam m8

>>9962017

Is anyone going to say what game this is from?

>>9962090
Hatoful Boyfriend

>>9962094

Thanks, desu.

>>9962094
that's the game with the pigeons

>>9962094

I think I was just boku no pico de gallo'd.

>>9960942
Chinese. Cheap tasty kinda foreign but not subhuman and nobody really says no

>>9962090
it's not a game....

>>9962067
http://datingariane.com/

>>9960942
Boeuf Bourguignon is always appreciated, difficult to fuck up and takes enough time that you can make other things in the meantime. Don't forget the salad with a vinegrette, girls love those leaves, and a fancy dessert involving chocolate.

>>9961619
>rated me a 3
You seem like a 2.4

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>>9960985
hello sir im curious if you would mind rating my risotto

>>9962507
If you're that annoying risotto guy then please kindly fuck off

>>9962511
how would you rate his risotto by chance?

Roasties like light easily digestible things. Make grilled zucchini or something to go with your heavier fare. No cheese sauce on it, just seasoned zucchini. Roasties will love and appreciate that. Girls have poor digestion so if you make her eat greasy stuff she will be up farting all night. Believe me.

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>>9960888
chipotle

>>9962513
I wouldn't even try it because of how annoying and autistic he is about it.

The answer is crumbed chicken.
With the exception of vegans, all women all around the world love chicken nuggets. Only on 4chan will you find a board full of people this unaware of womens love for schnitzels.
Cut chicken to nugget sizes, crumb and fry, then bake to finish, let her undo your belt and enjoy your night.A whole thread with no tendies. I'm disappointed.

>>9960888
my asshole

>>9962600
See any flaws here buddy