/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>why aren't mangoes more popular than apples?

Because it's not as accessible outside of coastal or waterside areas.

>>9959902
because there was no damn Johnny Mangosee

>>9959902
But mango is more popular than apple.

>>9959892
>fish
disgusting

>>9959892
So many fucking parasites
10% by mass is fucking worms

>>9959892
if it has any smell to it whatsoever normies will gag and die.

>>9959892
Mercury concerns, easier to bite into a bone, werms sometimes, tastes stronger than chicken, easier to mess up when cooking, doesn't pair as well with a huge variety of foods like chicken does (fish and waffles?)

>>9959892
Why aren't vegetables more popular than the flesh torn off the backs of baby animals?

>>9959916
Vegetables don't suffer enough

Fish tastes gross. You can't put fish everything unlike chicken. Imagine eating a "fish parm", disgusting

>>9959892
because getting fresh fish requires you to be on the coast and most people dont know how to make fish. personally i love fish though

>>9959921
It's just fish sticks and cheese. What's wrong with that?

I eat small oily fish for almost every meal.
So fucking flavorful and a nutritional powerhouse.
Most other meats besides sausage taste bland and underwhelming to me

Fish literally swim around all day in the great open sewer and toxic waste dumps of the world, ingesting who knows what. Chickens live out their lives in strictly biocontrolled coops with excruciatingly engineered diets.

>>9959926
>fish with cheese
they would kick you out of restaurants in italy if you tried to order that. lurk moar.

>>9959908
only in tropical places or gay countries

>>9959957
Sardines and cheese is based though and classic Northern Europe diet

>>9959971
do you put the cheese on the sardines?

>>9959979
Bread cheese and sardines
So sometimes?

>>9959992
wait like a sardine and cheese sandwich? or are they separated and you just eat them at the same time?

>>9959995
Nigga, why is this so hard for you understand?
Hard crust bread like baguette, not fucking Wonderbread.
A platter full of meat, cheese, and fish in oil.
You can mix together or eat separately.
It's not a sandwich

>>9959995
just curious, anon, calm down. if eaten separately then it's fine. I approve of your decisions.

>>9960040
meant for >>9960009

>>9959956
Chickens live out their lives in a pen of death, shit, and piss. They barely have any room to walk, and even if they wanted to they are so fucking fat that they might not be able to. It's hardly sanitary.

>>9959892
It tastes like fish and it's full of bones.

Also, imagine a toilet bowl the size of an entire planet that's never once been flushed. That's where fish come from.

>>9960052
>the ocean
>toilet bowl
Do you know how I know you are a flyover?

>>9959892
>why isnt mercury poisoning better than the best meat
Idk op

>>9960052
an entire fish
>taste like fish and full of bones
we have hit an entire new low for /ck/

>>9960052
Guess what, chicken tastes like chicken and it's full of bones

>>9960106
>tastes like chicken
and that's why it's superior in every way

>>9960106
Bovines taste like beef and are full of bones! wtf?

>>9960141
WTF I hate meat now!

>>9959927
What kinds of fish and what do you make?

>>9960094
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>>9960058
>oh man I can't WAIT to eat some snapper!

>>9960197
snapper? i barely know her!

>>9960102
he probably meant that fish has a peculiar smell that is less appealing on average compared to a smell less chicken, is more messy to clean and has more annoyingly small bones
fish is much easier to mess up too

>>9960211
Chicken has a nasty smell, too, unless you brine or marinade the fuck out of it.

>>9959892

Let the fish go bitch!!!!

>>9960226
personally i never notice it, while when i prepare fish anyone getting in the house immediatly notice it and is left for a while even when im done
idk

>>9959892
Fresh fish is expensive.

>>9960249
Depends on the type of fish, but I'd assume for most people that aren't on the coast or having to smell freshwater fish that's a few days old they would dislike the smell. Yeah fish lingering afterwards isn't a great smell but fresh salt water fishes smell fine probably one of my favorite restaurants food smells.

>>9959892
Serious answer:
>chicken is cheap
>chicken doesn't smell terrible (meaning as strongly as fish) raw
>chicken doesn't smell terrible being cooked
>chicken doesn't smell terrible after being cooked improperly
>chicken is more tolerant of mistakes being prepared
>imagine the texture of undercooked or overcooked fish compared to chicken
>chicken takes to salt & grease & oil better than fish, and we're hardwired to enjoy those culinary vices
I don't hate fish, but I have some bad experiences trying to prepare it myself. When you get fish wrong, it's absolutely fucking wrong. Chicken is a lot more forgiving although not nearly as much as beef.

>>9959957
>he doesn't know about pizza al tonno

>>9960190
For lunch and breakfast i usually have canned herring or sardines, theres also this jamaican herring spread called solomon gundy that i really like.

For dinner, my local asian mart has frozen mackerel 2 for 5$ so usually that, they also have butterfish which i have yet to try. Sometimes ill also do canned for dinner too.

like many things, the british used up the worlds entire supply of it

>>9960879
>not buying your mackerel fresh outside the LC

>>9959910
That can't be right.

>parasite burdens were up to 12% body weight
Damn. Poor fish.

http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0026365

I live in a fishing town and good fresh fish still costs 3 - 4 times as much as chicken. Buying whole chickens is even cheaper again.

>>9959915
just eat scaly fishes. They usually have less to nonexistent mercury contents

>>9960937
Kekk
Believe me if i could get my mackys from phil collins himself id pay full price

>>9959959
This is the answer for fish too. Not everyone lives next to the ocean or sea.

>>9959921

Breaded fish is unironically good with cheese. I make breaded fishburgers with lettuce and cheese all the time its a unique experience.

>>9959957

Europeans being pretentious fucks isnt anything new.

>>9959957
Southern Italy does it frequently.

You are perpetuating a restaurant meme because they were too lazy to pair the ingredients properly.

I wouldn't recommend putting port-soaked goat cheese on your fried large-mouth bass though.

>>9959892
>slimy scaly eyes always open proto-dinosaur
>A delicious festive savory bird
who knows

>>9959892
Fish are hard to preserve and mass produce like chicken.

Also there are many religious regulations against fish.

>>9959956
>what’s aquaculture

>>9960955
>I live in a fishing town and good fresh fish still costs 3 - 4 times as much as chicken.
Why not fish yourself?

>>9961097
Farm-raised catfish is about the only fish my anxiety is willing to tolerate.

>>9959892
It's very easy to raise chickens almost anywhere that humans choose to live. Fishing is only possible where there are unpolluted lakes, rivers, and oceans nearby.

Also, fish spoils much faster than chicken. The taste goes bad within hours when unrefrigerated, and you can't carry live fish around easily because you have to keep them in water -- and in ENOUGH water for them not to asphyxiate.

This thread is really fucking annoying. I was just about to fix myself a nice meal at home. Now I want to go out and get some fried fish.

OP you bastard.

>>9959957
Wops are stupid, who would have ever guessed.

You people are fucking dumb. "It doesn't taste as good as chi ken that's why we don't eat it like so"

First all we don't want fish as much as chicken because of shipping issues in the past before refrigeration and modern canning techniques. If we had, say as an island, and had more fish than chicken, we'd obviously prefer fish. Just like island dwellers do.

Goddamn.

>>9960197
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrk!!!!

>>9961070
Why not? Because you couldn't taste the fish? That sounds kinda interesting. Like a reverse lox.

>>9961075
>Fish are hard to preserve

mercury.

>inb4 this kind of fish has less mercury
>less

why don't you just chug a bottle filled with quicksilver

>>9959892
Who is this? Post her animated pussy lips

Fried walleye and poutine is one of the best things I've had. Cheese and fish is not that bad of a combo.

>>9959892
>Why isn't fish more popular than chicken?
It is in high-quality-of-life countries: Japan, Italy, Canada. Russia also consumes more fish than animal meat, but only in far eastern and southern (Crimea, for one) regions, for obvious reasons (only places to have open/closest access to sea and ocean).

>>9959915
Chicken doesn't go with waffles you fucking mouthbreather. This whole post is retarded

>>9961976
Elle, she's a gun

>>9959892
>>9962194
She's a useless shitstain.

>>9962215
no bully

>>9962188
Nigger, what?

>>9962235

>>9960954
Mostly the ,gut, mouth and head. The fillet is clean if you cook it

>>9962255
Useless piece of shit. Had to be whored out to the Krauts before she was anything remotely useful.

>>9960009
Underrated post, fucking L O L.

>>9959892
because fish tastes like shit, chicken is healthier and more abundant across an entire country. Chicken eggs also don't cost $500

>>9962597
>chicken is healthier
You can't say something is healthier than the other.

>>9959957
>letting the servants boss you around

european confirmed

>>9961117
I do, I got my own recreational fishing boat and a fishing kayak for hard to reach areas.

>>9962597
im retarded: the post

>>9959920
bullshit, you see those lines running through your leafy greens? those are nerves. Ever see a venus fly trap? Plants are alive. Just because they don't have eyes don't mean they can't feel pain.

>>9959902
>americans don't know

>>9960955
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This so much

>>9961117
Time and fishing permit costs. I also tried to kill a fish once and apologized the entire time because I did it poorly. It was a slow and painful death for it.

>>9961941
>Implying I'm not R1 master race and can't handle a little quicksilver

people are intimidated by fish

>>9963214
Stop posting undyne.

>>9959892
God I want to fug that gun

>>9959892
Because most of the west is land locked and America was literally built on beef

>>9962720
I prefer bitch lasagna

>>9963596
She'd break as soon as you inserted your round into her chamber

>>9959892
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>>9963758
Please refrain from making any and all comments towards my wife, thank you very much. And beore any of you ask yes we were married I have a notarized legally-binding certificate as well as a signed document from the attending priest. God Bless.

>>9964805
Your wife is a retarded britbong

>>9964809
Again, friend, Implore you to reconsider your opinion as the later models are not as bad and, in-fact, better than some of its equals at the time after fixing some of the earlier feed and durability issues.

>>9964835
Elle is an A1

>>9964841
An A1 for my dick

>>9960197
holy shit women are fucking animals

>>9966072
We're all animals, anon.

I just remembered that I fucking hated this anime. I expected it to be a fun SOL/CGDCT Saki or GuP-style anime, but it ended up being an anime about girls (who are actually guns) shooting guns at each other. I wish I'd been warned about this previously.
In regards to the fish/chicken issue, fish is popular in places along/near coastlines, and chicken is popular further inland.

>>9960206
This crappie's cod to stop.

fish is fucking nasty and isn't worth it