/ck/ - Food & Cooking

about 14 hours, but one and a half bottles of wine with dinner doesn't count as drinking, right?

I had three days off then had some beers and vodka with mates last night now time for a few more days off me thinks. Not getting rekt every night is truly a nice break but I can't see it lasting

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>>9952577
the absolute madman.

Now that the holidays are over with I will probably not have a drop until maybe Easter or the 4th of July

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>>9952509
0.000000000000

>>9952509
I'm on day 30

10000+

11382 you fucking degenerates

Day 11. For being as fat as I am, I have a relatively slim face when it's not bloated from drinking.

>>9952864
that's a pretty long time, do you not know how?

>>9952509
12 days

>>9952988
no, I'm just a woman with high moral upstanding that will not partake nor fraternize with slobs that do in such disgusting behaviour

365+8

>>9953099
open bob pls

>>9952509
0

>>9953099
Is it called fraternising when a woman does it?

Once I get over these fucking withdrawls it wont be so bad. Right now having to take a swig from my flask whenever the anxiety hits. On the plus my delirium has stopped and I havent gotten the shakes in a few days. Did two entire flasks thr last two days, hoping to cut back to 2/3 starting today. Also dropped my proof from 100 to 80.

On the plus, no stroke or seizures from withdrawing.

>>9953143
Best of luck, man. That shit is no picnic.

>>9953099
>high moral upstanding
>shitposting on 4chan

I went from a fifth a day to nothing almost a year, you guys are fucking pussys

>>9952509
44.
Quit the day after Thanksgiving, got tired of overspending on booze, my liver was fed up as well (liver enzymes tested high), and tired of being tired and having alcohol related depression.
Life is slowly getting better, but I still have days where I fight the urge to go get a bottle.

>>9953099
Sound the bad bait alarm.

I drank yesterday to finish off the 1 beer and tiny 2$ flask of liquor from the holidays. Likely won't drink til February.

>>9953143
You're not stroking or seizuring because you're actually tapering. Keep it up and you'll be set.

>>9953503
This is the cycle my family goes through. Feel terrible -> stop drinking -> oh hey, I wonder if I can handle alcohol now ->Oh I feel terrible. Every holiday is an excuse to try again, no bottom is ever hard enough to knock permanent sense into anyone.

>>9952509
about 500

4 unless you count nyquil

When I'm not drunk I'm high.

I don't understand the question

20 hours

>alcoholic roommate went without drinking for nearly all of 2017
>loses job
>gets a job at a liquor store to make ends meet
>falls off the wagon
>spends Christmas in the hospital with acute pancreatitis
>gets me some whisky for Christmas when he gets out
>drinks it
>apologizes profusely and replaces it
>drinks that too

I can't even be angry with him. It's just tragic

>>9953143
Ativan made detox possible for me. I got addicted to them too, but it was easier to detox them because of the short time taking them.

Also don't drink and take Ativans. I did it twice. The first time I punched a medically retarded guy for nothing. The second time I crashed my car. I was never dangerous in my decade of alcohol abuse except those two times.

>>9953616
My roomate had expensive liquor. I drank it all and promised him to get it back whenever I had the money. One bottle of fruity thing was only available in Europe and was a gift from his dead grandpa.

I emptied and bought back about 12 black label bottles. The shit made me sick has hell compared to white stuff. He hid them in his room. But I'd still go and drink it off the bottle, topping it with water when the store were closed and he was away.

Hoping to last at least three months. I'm not quitting for health reasons though, mostly money. It is kind of pointless and getting harder to do though. Trying to keep iced tea around as a replacement cold drink.

I've just been cutting back to making a fifth of hard liquor last for four days instead of 24 hours, going cold turkey after being an al/ck/ gives me gut wrenching anxiety that goes away with one shot

>>9953631
dayum negroid. Ill pinch the occasional beer or swig of swill but its back by the next day same or better quality. And im a full blown alcho cunt.

>>9953528
I wouldn't call this a "cycle". This hard drinking binge started from a bout with severe anxiety and depression, and lasted about a year. My family is full of non-drinkers and social drinkers. The only alcoholic in the family I ever heard of was my great grandfather who was in the Civil War. And apparently he didn't become an alcoholic until after that ( who fucking wouldn't?)
Anyway, my point is, I'm going to break with drinking for good.

>>9953704
Good for you. It's not that great of a buzz for the physical cost anyways. I'd rather smoke green than feel green the next day.

>>9953704
On my mother side, they're all rogue alcoholics. There's a great aunt who was found dead drunk in a snowbank in the 50s. She eventually became a nun.

My grandfather, his brother (who was a doctor) , and their father all died from alcohol related dementia.

So yeah, we were always told to be careful with alcohol because it runs in the family.

But it's just that once it hits your lips it tastes so good.

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>>9953724
>>9953742
Yeah. And, besides the worrisome physical effects of long term alcohol abuse, the more immediate hit to my finances over the last year really shook me up. I was draining my bank account. I'd run low on funds and dip into my savings, and now I'm looking at paying back several thousand dollars into my savings to get back to where I was before. I'm too old to drink cheap shit, so I was spending upwards of $30 a day on booze before I quit.

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2 days

>>9952509
1/6th of a day

>>9952864
>implying days without guzzling cum
Really its women that are disgusting

>>9952509
what the fuck is happening in this screenshot, I don't remember this moment in Eva Iron Maiden 2nd

2 and I have to visit my doctor tomorrow. If my health isn't better I have to give up cigarettes and booze essentially permanently, should I just kill myself?

>>9952509
3. I only drink with friends desu. On rare occasions I have a beer because I'll be craving it for some reason.

>>9954113
Start vaping pot

>>9954168
I actually went and got my medical card a about a month ago, that is the plan. I figure thc will be just enough to make my life tolerable without booze or tobacco. I'm not a huge marijuana enthusiast but beggars can't be choosers.

>>9954178
Just make sure you don't vape too much, you still want to function normally.

>>9954113

stop going to the doctor;

I haven't gone in 18 years and I feel fine

>>9954194
High blood pressure and high cholesterol have virtually no symptoms. If you have been drinking heavily for 18 years and haven't been to the doctor, you more than likely could die at any minute. Although I realize what thread i'm in.

>>9954101
it made sense when I played it

you're not alcoholics
you're connoisseurs

I drank every night for about 10 days. Only two or three of those I got actually drunk. Do I have a problem?

>>9954751
Yes, you didn't drink enough

>>9952596
>fucking amateurs

8 MONTHS

>>9953742
>alcohol related dementia
korsakoff's?

>>9954113
a month before hitting 30 I was tired all the time. I started drinking at 2pm and stopped at 2 am , smoking a 25 pack a day.
after numerous attempts I tried it all and did achieve to be sober and smoke free on my 30th.

I was sweating balls at night, was always tired (like too tired to drive).

so about a month after 30, some friends were in town and I hit the sauce. the next morning I went to the liquor store and bought two bottles of wine. At about 2pm while opening the second bottle of wine, I punched my hand with the bottle opener and it started to bleed profusely.

at midnight, the bleeding hadn't stop, since I woke up in a puddle of blood.

I go the hospital. Turns out I had leukemia.

The next two years were long and hard kicking the bottle. I was heavily driniking over my chemo, did this >>9953618. but finally went sober.

So yeah, I was forced to quit booze and cigarettes. Life sucks, I smoke weed every once in a while, but can manage a job and some community college.

I don't kill myself because of the harm it would cause to the familly, but years of jobless boozing left me friendless.

So yeah, life is easier without booze, but much less fun.

>>9954810
yep

>>9952509
809

>>9952509
Coincidentally I am also at 8

>>9952509
1

>>9954816
Sorry to hear that and I hope you recovered. If I got a diagnosis like that, I don't know that I would bother quitting drinking, but I imagine that would probably force your hand to decide rather you want to live or die.

27 years and change.

>>9954113
I'm going full purity mode (no alcohol, no drugs, working out, and working up to a fast) and I feel pretty good, except for the fasting part retraining your body is hard

80ish days probably

>>9952509
2

>>9952509
19 hours

>>9952509
2

I don't like drinking when I'm sick.

Hopefully day 1 tomorrow

All depends on if I finally ended my withdraws tonight

Had it pretty rough for about 6 hours but have been feeling good since everything calmed down, like a weight had been lifted from my shoulders

Got a slight headache right now. We'll see what tomorrow brings.

Still mid taper however. Could be wishful thanking that the symptoms are done, but you got to stay positive.

1 month and 8 days

Fucking eating like there's no tomorrow, is this normal?

>>9952509
I'm drinking right now

>>9953099
thats a terrific shitpost

>>9952509
8

>>9952509
11

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>>9954816
this sounds like me minus the cancer

>>9956457
yeah especially sweets

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>>9952509
5, will improve this number

Me too.

Seriously lost 1% bf this week alone, should be sub 15% by the end of the month. Quitting the liquid jew is the way to go.

2 days

>>9952509
(This is a guess) 421 days or so

Fucking 21 and can't even drink thanks to getting drug tested

>>9957594
Sometimes life protects us from ourselves.

About a month, had a stomach virus that has had me fucked up for a while. Just getting better now.

I guess the weight loss was nice.

>>9952509
0
kill me

REMINDER:

NO CIGARETTES, NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL

>>9952509
9days

>>9952509
2 days. I had a little bit of whiskey left from NYE.

>>9954816
I'll be your friend, Anon!

731. didn't celebrate yesterday coz I was sick with flu, but it's true what they say - when you quit, you get a second birthday. I believe in you, anons.

0 but today was just a glass (in the classical sense, like 5cl) of red wine

>>9956459
Same.

I dunno, around 600 maybe. I honestly don't count like most AA types.

9.
Not going to have a drop until 2/16.
Give my liver some time to recover from xmas and new year week.

>>9952509
3.
Last drink saturday night, since I had to travel all sunday, and went back to work yesterday.
Really difficult to get to sleep now after drinking all christmas. Other than that, no withdrawals, since I tapered off.

>>9952509
0
>days without getting anywhere near drunk
Since new years so coming up on two weeks.

>>9953133
I don't think soroitizing is a word so yes.

>>9952509
388. Thanks pot.

>>9959581
Same here friendo,

I was able to get my bedroom down to like 48 degrees so i slept good.

>>9952509
1 day because I found a bar of xanax on my floor near my bed and had something to get me to sleep last night

>>9952577
666

Spoopy

Before last night? 15.

Last night, my gf and I went to her parents' for dinner and when I gifted her dad a bottle of Angel's Envy, he insisted on us both have a drink.

Koreans get drunk fast and since I drank as well, we ended up sleeping on their couch. We don't drink much. Last thing before that was a mango margarita at a Mexican restaurant after a near-death incident involving a shitter driving a moving truck.

>>9959753
As opposed to a shitter driving a stationary truck?

>>9959774
No. The truck was a MOVING truck. Like, a rented U-Haul. He pulled out into an intersection when I had right-of-way and nearly crushed me had I not yanked hard right.

>>9959804
Oh, ok, but don't all trucks move things? Like, that's their purpose

>>9956646
No longer this btw. It's 0.

>>9952509
8 seconds lol

>>9959814
Locating to a new residence is colloquially referred to as "moving". It's distinct from the simple concept of moving an object from point A to point B.

I quit drinking back in April when my gf left me, I got fired from my job, and I had a severe anxiety attack all in one week. Not touched a drop since.

I've lost about 16.5kg/36lb since then without going to the gym or adjusting much at all. I look a LOT better but a few of my alcoholic friends have dropped out of my life because I don't drink now. It's kind of lonely lads.

>>9959753
let me guess...

>>9959856
I was drinking 1500-2000 calories a day of vodka (75-100cl).
I'd forgot to eat, my pancreas didn't enjoy it. I would rather have gotten fat, pancreatitis sucks.

>>9959749
wtch teh skeltals

also good job

>>9960540
Thanks

>>9952509
i can't properly decompress without a few before heading home. i'm heavily conflicted about it all.

>>9959857
Reminds me of the person who got decapitated by speeding the wrong way along a parking ramp. Don't even fucking ask me how, but apparently trucks and concrete support structions don't get along well.

>>9952509
Zero.
One glass of wine and a mildly liquored up hot chocolate to go to sleep is my regular jam, so I'm not about to go to AA or let anyone talk down to what is probably good for me given how little I sleep otherwise.

>>9952509
6,632

14 days. 2016 was me developing a lot of health issues due to drinking and general dehydration, so yeah, I figured this would be the last time I am gonna be bedridden for a week and throw everything up for 5 days straight. Plus coming off of a sickness is a good way to kill that craving.

3406 days clean and sober. Worth it.

>>9952509
1 day 23 minutes.

maybe 30 minutes, need to get more

6. I guess it is for the best right now.

I used to drink fairly frequently, like something every day almost, and blackout 2-3 times a week. Normally it was a quart and something else to get drunk. With a drinking partner, typically we did a quart and a 15 pack + some other small mickey or something.
I took a job where i worked long hours and only drank on my days off, i got the sweats bad when i went 3-4 days without a drink, but then i got hurt at work and had a mild concussion, i didn't remember my number or where i lived, etc for a while.
When i got home, i didn't recognize my apartment really, and there was a large bar and about 18 cans/bottles of beer in the fridge. i honestly barely remembered being a booze lover. I also figured out today that i used to smoke, not much but a few cigs per day or so, tried one today and it tasted really bad, so i guess i'll quit that. I can confirm through family that i drank on boxing day, but worked new years. i drank 2 beer and 1 glass of rum the other day, enjoyable but didn't feel like more. apparently this is not my normal personality, a guy in my building was talking to me and said i normally drink 7-8 drinks of bourbon or rum in one go. guess the hit to my head changed me anons

might have a drink tonight though, some booze here i do not remember the taste of

A week and change maybe. I like getting really drunk so it's impractical to drink nightly.

I can't be bothered to work out the actual number but ~9855 (as long as you don't count having the tiniest cup of bucks fizz that I have at the office Christmas party every year because I'm too shy to turn it down.)

>>9966038
I wish I could get knocked in the head like that. I was doing great with not drinking and going to the gym until a month ago. I injured my wrist and said fuck all and picked up any bottle I could get. One month in and im posting here, two tall cans and one wine bottle deep. Thinking about getting more. I hope it ends soon, but there's nothing to care for to become sober enough to enjoy. Even when I was sober life was dull, but at least I wasn't hungover. I will get better.

How do I drink this 63% alcohol rum I bought without throwing up?
I fucked up and didn't shoot it down fast enough and it burned the fuck out of my throat.

literally drinking while reading this thread

>>9952509
so what game is this?

>>9966195
i wouldn't recommend getting hit on the head, accidentally avoid it, and on purpose would be stupid.
what you could do though is try and get to a camp or something where you have no alcohol and no way of getting it, best if you have a friend or family to help you, since you'll feel fucked up. don't look at it as "oh i have to quit doing something i like forever i'm so hopelessly hooked" for me that always made it seem like i was depriving myself of something i enjoyed. instead just think of "cutting back" but aim for almost never drinking
good luck anons

Tapering strong for a week now. Withdraws still hit me pretty hard in the afternoon at work. I have to run out to the car for a swing from the flask to shake them. But I've gone from a full flask, to 3/4 a flask, to 1/2 a flask tonight (only a 6oz flask, not that large). One swig holds me about 3-4 hours during the day, and 4-5 hours at night.

Hoping to quit the stuff by end of month.